E2 - Troublesome Property! First Business Trip to the Dark Lord's Castle

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[00:06] Kotone
    I moved to the city from the countryside,
[00:08] Kotone
    and I began working at the
    royally-operated RPG Real Estate.
[00:12] Kotone
    It's been one week now.
[00:18] Fa
    Good morning, Kotone! Let's go!
[00:20] Kotone
    Good morning, Fa!
[00:28] Kotone
    Today, we're leaving Dali, the capital city,
    for our first business trip!
SIGN    Property 2 Troublesome Property! First Business Trip to the Dark Lord's Castle
SIGN    Forest of Balalaika
[02:17] Rufuria
    I-I'm so nervous.
[02:19] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria, what's wrong?
[02:21] Rufuria
    Th-The thought of meeting Lady Satona...
SIGN    Creak Crack
[02:25] Kotone
    Lady Satona... That's the lady
    who brought Fa here, right?
[02:29] Fa
    Yeah.
[02:30] Kotone
    Is she that impressive?
[02:32] Rufuria
    Of course! Lady Satona is the
    Royal Priest I admire the most!
[02:37] Rufuria
    She's also our boss,
    so we have to be sharp!
[02:41] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria, I think you can
    just be your normal self.
[02:46] Rufuria
    I should at least wear some perfume
    so that I leave a better impression.
SIGN    Pshh
    Pshh
    Pshh
[02:51] Kotone
    Whoa!
[02:52] Fa
    Ew! Gross!
[02:55] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria! Putting on too
    much perfume isn't good at all!
[02:59] Rufuria
    Oh, right...
[03:01] Kotone
    There, now you're your normal self.
[03:04] Fa
    She is.
[03:06] Rufuria
    Thanks.
[03:08] Kotone
    By the way, where's Miss Rakira?
[03:10] Rufuria
    Rakira's holding the fort.
    Probably baking a pie or something.
[03:15] Kotone
    Ah...
[03:18] Kotone
    I was surprised to see such a
    big stove at RPG Real Estate!
[03:23] Rufuria
    Rakira insisted we have one put in.
[03:26] Kotone
    So that's why!
[03:28] Fa
    I see the castle!
[03:30] Kotone
    Oh, me, too! What a big castle!
SIGN    The Dark Lord's Castle
[03:40] Rufuria
    Well, it's time. Kotone, this is your
    first time meeting Lady Satona, right?
[03:44] Rufuria
    First impressions are critical.
    Make sure you introduce yourself properly.
[03:47] Kotone
    Right!
[03:50] Satona
    Thanks for waiting.
[03:53] Rufuria
    Lady Satona!
[03:55] Satona
    That must have been a long trip.
    Are you tired?
[03:59] Kotone
    This is Lady Satona...
[04:01] Rufuria
    Lady Satona! G-Greetings to your—
SIGN    Creak Crack
[04:04] Fa
    Hey, what's up, Satona?!
[04:07] Kotone
    So friendly! Is that all right?!
[04:09] Satona
    Long time no see, Fa.
[04:11] Fa
    Yeah!
[04:12] Satona
    I hope Fa isn't causing too much trouble.
[04:15] Rufuria
    N-Not at all!
[04:16] Fa
    Rufuria gets mad when I don't wear clothes—
[04:19] Rufuria
    We are getting along
    absolutely and perfectly well!
[04:21] Satona
    Good.
[04:24] Satona
    Rufuria, you've matured a bit.
[04:27] Rufuria
    Th-Thank you!
[04:29] Rufruia
    She likes me!
[04:31] Satona
    Are you Kotone, the new girl?
[04:33] Kotone
    Yes!
[04:35] Satona
    Oh, you're so petite and cute!
[04:38] Kotone
    I know that's not a compliment...
[04:41] Satona
    This is the Dark Lord's Castle,
    where the Dark Lord used to live.
[04:49] Kotone
    Feels like a violent monster
    could jump out at any moment...
[04:56] Fa
    They said, "Hello!"
[05:01] Kotone
    Um, h-hello...
[05:02] Rufuria
    So polite!
[05:03] Satona
    These are non-human employees at this venue.
[05:08] Rufuria
    O-Oh, I see.
[05:10] Kotone
    Venue?
SIGN    Welcome to the Dark Lord's Castle
[05:14] Rufuria
    After the Hero defeated the Dark Lord,
[05:16] Rufuria
    this castle was re-purposed
    as a royal theme park.
[05:21] Rufuria
    I'm sure the Dark Lord never
    dreamed this would happen.
[05:26] Kotone
    Yes, this looks like the most
    peaceful place in the world.
[05:30] Satona
    Also, the area around the
    Dark Lord's Castle is a town,
[05:33] Satona
    and I'd like people to live here.
[05:36] Kotone
    They can live near the theme park?!
[05:39] Satona
    Yes. The park's employees
    already live in the area,
[05:43] Satona
    but there are many vacant properties.
[05:45] Satona
    I'd like non-employees to live here, too.
[05:48] Satona
    That's where you come in.
[05:51] Kotone
    All right!
[05:52] Rufuria
    You can count on us!
[05:55] Satona
    This is the place.
[05:56] Kotone
    Is there something inside?
[05:59] Satona
    This is the property.
[06:00] Rufuria
    This?!
[06:10] Kotone
    Wh-What is this place?
[06:13] Rufuria
    It's full of holes!
[06:15] Fa
    It's so dark! I can't see anything.
[06:26] Fa
    I'm stuck!
[06:27] Rufuria
    Come on! What are you doing?!
[06:30] Kotone & Rufuria
    Here we go!
[06:37] Kotone
    Thank goodness.
[06:41] Rufuria
    It's too small for a person
    to squeeze through.
[06:43] Satona
    I wonder what these holes are for.
[06:47] Satona
    Did people get slammed
    into the wall in a brawl?
[06:50] Kotone
    This person has such a cute look,
    but her imagination is violent!
[06:55] Satona
    This isn't the only property.
[07:05] Satona
    This place is inside a well.
[07:08] Kotone
    This is a residence?
[07:10] Satona
    The humidity is good for your throat.
[07:12] Kotone
    I see.
[07:14] Rufuria
    What do you "see"?! The floor is
    so wet that it's freezing in here!
[07:22] Satona
    This next room is a bit charred.
[07:25] Rufuria
    A bit? You call this "a bit"?!
    The inside of a pizza oven is less burnt!
[07:31] Fa
    It's black.
[07:32] Kotone
    Yes, it is.
[07:33] Satona
    Don't worry. Nobody died in this room.
[07:36] Kotone & Rufuria
    Why mention something we didn't even ask?!
[07:39] Kotone
    That just makes me more nervous...
[07:41] Fa
    So dark.
[07:47] Rufuria
    It's Lady Satona's direct request,
    so I want to try my best, but...
[07:51] Rufuria
    If I recommend those properties
    to our customers, they'll get mad.
[07:55] Kotone
    Yes...
[07:59] Rufuria
    I should have stayed
    at the office with Rakira.
SIGN    So many leaks
SIGN    Meanwhile, Rakira
[08:03] Rakira
    Yes. Yes...
SIGN    Lots of suspected arson cases
[08:05] Rakira
    Our deepest apologies.
[08:06] Rakira
    Thank you.
SIGN    Lots of suspected
    arson cases
SIGN    So many leaks
[08:10] Rakira
    So many complaint calls today.
    I'm sick of it.
[08:15] Kotone
    Fa, good work today as always!
[08:18] Fa
    Yeah! The Dark Lord's Castle was fun!
[08:40] Fa
    It's not easy being a mom.
[08:43] Kotone
    That's a big family. What are they saying?
[08:46] Fa
    They recently had 30 babies,
    and it's a lot of work.
[08:49] Kotone
    That's a whole different scale!
[08:55] Kotone
    Good evening!
[09:03] Kotone
    So fluffy! So cute!
[09:07] Mouse
    We have to think about moving.
SIGN    Fa Understands Non-Human Language.
[09:10] Fa
    You're thinking of moving?
    Then come to our shop!
[09:16] Kotone
    Moving?
[09:25] Kotone
    I have no idea what they're saying...
SIGN    Kotone Does Not Understand Any of This
[09:28] Mouse
    I wonder if there are any houses for us, though.
[09:32] Mouse
    Humans and non-humans
    have begun co-existing,
[09:35] Mouse
    but it's still not easy for us.
[09:38] Mouse
    Everything is built for humans.
SIGN    Dig Dig
SIGN    Dig Dig
[09:47] Mouse
    Hey! No digging the walls!
[09:50] Mouse
    You're making the house full of holes. Bad.
[09:53] Mouse Child
    I'm sorry.
[09:55] Kotone
    Is she saying, "Don't dig"?
[09:57] Fa
    Yeah.
[09:58] Kotone
    I understood that!
[10:01] Fa
    Holes in the wall?
[10:02] Fa
    Oh!
[10:03] Kotone
    What is it, Fa?
[10:10] Mouse
    Wonderful! This was
    precisely what we wanted!
[10:16] Mouse Children
    Look! Little rooms!
[10:22] Kotone
    It's great, Fa! They're all so happy!
[10:26] Fa
    Yeah!
[10:27] Rufuria
    So I guess it was originally
    a non-human's house.
[10:29] Rakira
    Yeah. It's close to the
    Dark Lord's Castle, too.
[10:32] Rufuria
    Good catch, Fa.
[10:35] Fa
    Yeah, I noticed during our chat.
[10:37] Rakira
    Wait, so those complaints, too...
SIGN    Sealman Splashes Water All Over His House
[10:42] Sealman
    Yay! Water!
[10:47] Sealman
    This feels great!
SIGN    Fire Spirit Causes Fires All the Time
[10:51] Fire Spirit
    I can burn myself as much as I want!
SIGN    RPG Real Estate
[10:57] Rakira
    I'm so glad we solved this.
[10:59] Kotone
    Yes!
[11:00] Rufuria
    Fa, you deserve praise today.
[11:02] Fa
    Yay!
[11:07] Rufuria
    The expensive pot!
SIGN    Dali Castle
SIGN    Rental Property Contract
[11:13] Satona
    Oh, they found residents already.
[11:17] Satona
    Fa is performing well as
    a bridge between cultures.
[11:22] Satona
    I guess my judgment was correct.
SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
SIGN    Gloom
[11:46] Kotone
    What should I do?
[11:48] Rufuria
    What's wrong?
[11:49] Kotone
    Oh, well, um,
    I can't seem to close any deals...
[11:56] Kotone
    A pretty, spacious property
    in a good location, but cheap...
[12:04] Kotone
    That doesn't exist!
[12:06] Rufuria
    I'd like to relay that message to the past you,
    when you first came here.
[12:10] Kotone
    Yeah, I know, right?
[12:14] Horan
    Excuse me.
[12:15] Kotone
    Oh, Mrs. Horan!
SIGN    Great for Your First Time Living Alone!
[12:17] Kotone
    Welcome.
[12:19] Horan
    Did you find anyone willing to move in?
[12:22] Kotone
    I'm sorry...
[12:24] Kotone
    There just doesn't seem to be anyone
    interested in living in a big mansion right now.
[12:29] Horan
    I see.
SIGN    Great for Your First Time Living Alone!
SIGN    Apartment for Families!
[12:32] Fa
    Don't be sad.
    Here, I'll comfort you. There, there.
[12:36] Horan
    Oh.
[12:38] Rufuria
    What are you doing to the customer?!
[12:40] Horan
    It's all right. Seeing Fa is one
    of the reasons I come here.
[12:46] Rufuria
    I'm glad you feel that way.
[12:48] Horan
    Ever since my husband passed away,
    that mansion's felt too big to live alone in.
[12:54] Horan
    I wish someone could come and live there...
[12:57] Kotone
    Right.
[12:58] Rakira
    What will you do after someone else moves in?
[13:03] Horan
    The house is full of memories,
    so I'd love to stay.
[13:06] Horan
    But I suppose moving
    to a smaller place is best.
[13:10] Kotone
    I'm sorry I can't be of more help.
[13:13] Kotone
    But please trust me. I'm doing my best.
    I promise I'll find someone!
[13:18] Horan
    Thank you, Miss Kotone.
[13:24] Kotone
    That said...
[13:26] Kotone
    There are people who have properties
    for rent, and people looking for a home,
[13:29] Kotone
    but they're just not matching
    up into a deal! Why?!
[13:34] Fa
    There, there.
[13:36] Kotone
    Are you comforting me?
[13:38] Kotone
    You're comforting me, right?!
[13:41] Rufuria
    Fine, if you say so.
    Is today all right, Rakira?
[13:45] Rakira
    Yeah.
[13:46] Rufuria
    Okay, it's a bit overdue,
[13:48] Rufuria
    but we're throwing a welcoming
    party for Kotone tonight!
[13:52] Rufuria
    Come to my place, and forget
    about work. Let's have fun!
[13:56] Rakira
    I'll do my best cooking.
[13:59] Kotone
    Really?! I'm honored!
[14:06] Kotone
    Is there a shuwashuwa tower?
[14:08] Rufuria
    What kind of fantasies do you have
    about house parties in the city?!
[14:15] Rufuria
    Welcome to my home.
[14:18] Kotone
    Wow!
[14:20] Kotone
    It's so nice!
[14:23] Rufuria
    The two of us share a room.
[14:25] Rufuria
    That's how we can afford a bigger place.
[14:27] Kotone
    Oh, room sharing. I see.
[14:33] Kotone
    Do these doors lead to
    your personal bedrooms?
[14:36] Rakira
    Yeah.
[14:36] Kotone
    I want to see!
[14:38] Rufuria
    I don't mind...
[14:40] Kotone
    Yay!
[14:45] Kotone
    Wow!
[14:47] Kotone
    So cute!
[14:48] Kotone
    The design is so girly and cute.
    Is this Miss Rakira's room?
[14:53] Rufuria
    It's mine.
[14:54] Kotone
    Huh?
[14:56] Rufuria
    I-I like cute things, too!
[15:00] Kotone
    You're kind of a cool type.
    I thought maybe your room would look cool, too.
[15:07] Kotone
    How about Miss Rakira's room?
[15:15] Kotone
    So, uh, handsome and manly...
[15:17] Rakira
    What?! No, it's not!
SIGN    Ribbon
SIGN    Stickers
SIGN    Fur
SIGN    Scrunchie
[15:20] Rakira
    Look! Girly!
[15:23] Kotone
    It doesn't match.
    It's kind of spooky!
[15:26] Rakira
    Spooky...
[15:27] Rufuria
    That's enough exploration.
[15:30] Rufuria
    Since you're staying over tonight,
[15:31] Rufuria
    let's change into something more
    comfortable and start the party.
[15:35] Kotone
    Okay!
[15:36] Rufuria
    You can borrow our clothes,
    so go ahead and get changed.
[15:40] Kotone
    Wow! So cute!
SIGN    Smooth
[15:45] Fa
    I'm good like this!
[15:46] Rufuria
    When did you strip?!
[15:49] Kotone
    You'll get tummy cramps dressed like that.
[15:52] Fa
    Boo.
[15:55] Kotone
    I'll take these clothes, then.
[16:00] Kotone
    Huh? It's a bit tight around the chest.
[16:03] Kotone
    Miss Rakira is so slim.
    It might be a bit tight for me.
[16:07] Kotone
    Did I gain weight?
[16:09] Rakira
    Why do I feel like I've lost at something?
[16:14] Kotone
    Wow! Looks delicious!
[16:16] Rakira
    I hope that's enough
    for the four of us.
[16:18] Kotone
    Miss Rakira, you really are a great cook!
[16:22] Kotone
    I'm sure you'll make a fine wife!
[16:24] Rakira
    N-No, I...
[16:26] Rufuria
    No way. Rakira is mine.
[16:29] Rakira
    Okay...
[16:30] Rufuria
    Right?
[16:33] Rufuria
    Now, Kotone!
[16:36] Rufuria
    Welcome to RPG Real Estate!
[16:39] Rufuria & Rakira & Kotone & Fa
    Cheers!
[16:43] Rufuria
    Ah, that's so good!
[16:45] Rakira
    Yes.
[16:46] Kotone
    You all drink shuwashuwa?
[16:49] Rufuria
    In this country, you can drink
    shuwashuwa after you turn 16.
[16:52] Rufuria
    I started last year!
[16:54] Rakira
    Me, too.
[16:55] Fa
    I wanna try!
[16:57] Rufuria
    No. Milk for you.
[16:59] Fa
    Boo.
[17:02] Kotone
    I've turned 16, too.
[17:05] Kotone
    I'm allowed to drink
    shuwashuwa and tokutoku.
[17:08] Kotone
    What should I do?
[17:12] Kotone
    Just a sip...
[17:16] Rufuria
    Hey! That's super strong!
[17:20] Rufuria
    You're supposed to mix it with something!
[17:22] Kotone
    I prefer milk...
[17:24] Fa
    Boo. I don't really like milk.
[17:29] Kotone
    It's delicious with honey.
[17:37] Fa
    Yummy!
[17:39] Fa
    Can I just drink the honey?
[17:41] Kotone
    Straight up?!
[17:45] Kotone
    Miss Rakira, you don't change at
    all after drinking shuwashuwa.
[17:48] Rakira
    Huh?
[17:49] Rakira
    I don't know why... but I don't change at all.
[17:52] Kotone
    That's really cool!
SIGN    Cool
SIGN    Manly
SIGN    Not Girly
SIGN    Not Cute!!
[17:59] Rakira
    W-Well, maybe I'm getting a little woozy...
[18:03] Kotone
    What?! So suddenly?!
[18:05] Rufuria
    Come on. Let's eat.
[18:07] Kotone
    Yes!
[18:07] Fa
    Eat!
[18:12] Kotone
    So good!
[18:20] Kotone
    This one, and that one, and that one...
    They're all delicious!
[18:23] Rakira
    I'm glad.
[18:28] Rufuria
    The wind is picking up.
[18:30] Kotone
    Oh, I'll go ahead and close that.
[18:43] Fa
    Kotone, I love your singing!
[18:46] Kotone
    Thanks!
[19:00] Fa
    I'm so full!
[19:02] Kotone
    We really ate a lot!
[19:04] Rufuria
    Kotone, are you getting used to work?
[19:06] Kotone
    Oh... Not yet, actually.
[19:09] Kotone
    There's so much I can't yet do...
[19:12] Rufuria
    That's normal! For me, in the beginning...
[19:16] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria?
[19:19] Rakira
    She fell asleep.
[19:20] Kotone
    Mid-sentence?!
[19:24] Rakira
    I'll carry her right to bed.
[19:27] Rakira
    Fa and Kotone,
    go ahead and use my room.
[19:29] Rakira
    And feel free to use the bath.
[19:32] Kotone
    Thank you.
[19:34] Rakira
    Rufuria's been concerned
    about you all this time.
[19:38] Rakira
    She was wondering if you had any worries,
    if maybe she needed to talk to you.
[19:44] Rakira
    So if you do have anything,
    don't hesitate to talk to us, Kotone.
[19:49] Kotone
    I will!
[19:56] Fa
    Scrub, scrub, scrub.
[19:59] Kotone
    It seems like I worried them.
[20:03] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria and Miss Rakira are so nice.
[20:07] Kotone
    They're so close, and they live together.
    I bet they can share any concerns they have.
[20:13] Kotone
    I love living in the same building as Fa, too.
[20:18] Kotone
    Room share... Room sharing!
[20:21] Fa
    What is it, Kotone?
SIGN    Mrs. Horan's House
[20:24] Worker man
    Where does this cabinet go?
[20:26] Girl A
    Luggage this way, please!
[20:32] Horan
    Miss Kotone!
[20:34] Kotone
    Mrs. Horan! How is it?
[20:36] Horan
    Yes, it's wonderful.
[20:39] Horan
    It's as if I have lots of grandchildren
    all of a sudden! It's wonderful!
[20:43] Girl B
    Thank you, Miss Kotone!
[20:47] Kotone
    You're very welcome!
[20:49] Rufuria
    You did well, Kotone.
[20:51] Rufuria
    Having multiple young people with small budgets
    share that big mansion was a great idea.
[20:58] Rakira
    And now Mrs. Horan doesn't have to move.
[21:01] Kotone
    Yes! I was able to do this
    thanks to you two and Fa.
[21:04] Kotone
    Thank you!
[21:06] Kotone
    I'm so glad they enjoy this!
[21:09] Fa
    So glad!
[21:15] Kotone
    Mrs. Horan's mansion was so amazing.
[21:19] Kotone
    I know! Why don't we all buy
    a big house together someday?
[21:24] Kotone
    We can all live together
    in a wonderful mansion!
[21:27] Rufuria
    What? That's impossible—
[21:29] Fa
    Sounds good!
[21:30] Rakira
    Might be fun.
[21:31] Kotone
    I know, right? Endless possibilities!
[21:34] Rufuria
    Don't force me to join in!
[21:36] Kotone
    No?
[21:39] Rufuria
    Well, I guess one can dream.
[21:42] Kotone
    Yay!
[21:44] Rufuria
    Hey, wait...
[21:46] Kotone
    One day, we'll all live together!
[23:25] Fa
    Fa here!
[23:27] Fa
    Shuwashuwa looked so delicious!
[23:29] Fa
    When I turn 16, I'll drink it, too!
[23:32] Fa
    Next episode: "For Real!
    Dragon, Ghost, Overwhelming Magic!?"
SIGN    Property 3
    For Real!
    Dragon, Ghost, Overwhelming Magic!?
[23:38] Fa
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