# E2 - Troublesome Property! First Business Trip to the Dark Lord's Castle
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**[00:06] Kotone**
*I moved to the city from the countryside,*
**[00:08] Kotone**
* and I began working at the*
* royally-operated RPG Real Estate.*
**[00:12] Kotone**
*It's been one week now.*
**[00:18] Fa**
Good morning, Kotone! Let's go!
**[00:20] Kotone**
Good morning, Fa!
**[00:28] Kotone**
* Today, we're leaving Dali, the capital city,*
* for our first business trip!*
***SIGN*** Property 2 Troublesome Property! First Business Trip to the Dark Lord's Castle
***SIGN*** Forest of Balalaika
**[02:17] Rufuria**
I-I'm so nervous.
**[02:19] Kotone**
Miss Rufuria, what's wrong?
**[02:21] Rufuria**
Th-The thought of meeting Lady Satona...
***SIGN*** Creak Crack
**[02:25] Kotone**
Lady Satona... That's the lady
who brought Fa here, right?
**[02:29] Fa**
Yeah.
**[02:30] Kotone**
Is she that impressive?
**[02:32] Rufuria**
Of course! Lady Satona is the
Royal Priest I admire the most!
**[02:37] Rufuria**
She's also our boss,
so we have to be sharp!
**[02:41] Kotone**
Miss Rufuria, I think you can
just be your normal self.
**[02:46] Rufuria**
I should at least wear some perfume
so that I leave a better impression.
***SIGN*** Pshh
Pshh
Pshh
**[02:51] Kotone**
Whoa!
**[02:52] Fa**
Ew! Gross!
**[02:55] Kotone**
Miss Rufuria! Putting on too
much perfume isn't good at all!
**[02:59] Rufuria**
Oh, right...
**[03:01] Kotone**
There, now you're your normal self.
**[03:04] Fa**
She is.
**[03:06] Rufuria**
Thanks.
**[03:08] Kotone**
By the way, where's Miss Rakira?
**[03:10] Rufuria**
Rakira's holding the fort.
Probably baking a pie or something.
**[03:15] Kotone**
Ah...
**[03:18] Kotone**
I was surprised to see such a
big stove at RPG Real Estate!
**[03:23] Rufuria**
Rakira insisted we have one put in.
**[03:26] Kotone**
So that's why!
**[03:28] Fa**
I see the castle!
**[03:30] Kotone**
Oh, me, too! What a big castle!
***SIGN*** The Dark Lord's Castle
**[03:40] Rufuria**
Well, it's time. Kotone, this is your
first time meeting Lady Satona, right?
**[03:44] Rufuria**
First impressions are critical.
Make sure you introduce yourself properly.
**[03:47] Kotone**
Right!
**[03:50] Satona**
Thanks for waiting.
**[03:53] Rufuria**
Lady Satona!
**[03:55] Satona**
That must have been a long trip.
Are you tired?
**[03:59] Kotone**
*This is Lady Satona...*
**[04:01] Rufuria**
Lady Satona! G-Greetings to your—
***SIGN*** Creak Crack
**[04:04] Fa**
Hey, what's up, Satona?!
**[04:07] Kotone**
*So friendly! Is that all right?!*
**[04:09] Satona**
Long time no see, Fa.
**[04:11] Fa**
Yeah!
**[04:12] Satona**
I hope Fa isn't causing too much trouble.
**[04:15] Rufuria**
N-Not at all!
**[04:16] Fa**
Rufuria gets mad when I don't wear clothes—
**[04:19] Rufuria**
We are getting along
absolutely and perfectly well!
**[04:21] Satona**
Good.
**[04:24] Satona**
Rufuria, you've matured a bit.
**[04:27] Rufuria**
Th-Thank you!
**[04:29] Rufruia**
*She likes me!*
**[04:31] Satona**
Are you Kotone, the new girl?
**[04:33] Kotone**
Yes!
**[04:35] Satona**
Oh, you're so petite and cute!
**[04:38] Kotone**
*I know that's not a compliment...*
**[04:41] Satona**
This is the Dark Lord's Castle,
where the Dark Lord used to live.
**[04:49] Kotone**
Feels like a violent monster
could jump out at any moment...
**[04:56] Fa**
They said, "Hello!"
**[05:01] Kotone**
Um, h-hello...
**[05:02] Rufuria**
So polite!
**[05:03] Satona**
These are non-human employees at this venue.
**[05:08] Rufuria**
O-Oh, I see.
**[05:10] Kotone**
Venue?
***SIGN*** Welcome to the Dark Lord's Castle
**[05:14] Rufuria**
After the Hero defeated the Dark Lord,
**[05:16] Rufuria**
this castle was re-purposed
as a royal theme park.
**[05:21] Rufuria**
I'm sure the Dark Lord never
dreamed this would happen.
**[05:26] Kotone**
Yes, this looks like the most
peaceful place in the world.
**[05:30] Satona**
Also, the area around the
Dark Lord's Castle is a town,
**[05:33] Satona**
and I'd like people to live here.
**[05:36] Kotone**
They can live near the theme park?!
**[05:39] Satona**
Yes. The park's employees
already live in the area,
**[05:43] Satona**
but there are many vacant properties.
**[05:45] Satona**
I'd like non-employees to live here, too.
**[05:48] Satona**
That's where you come in.
**[05:51] Kotone**
All right!
**[05:52] Rufuria**
You can count on us!
**[05:55] Satona**
This is the place.
**[05:56] Kotone**
Is there something inside?
**[05:59] Satona**
This is the property.
**[06:00] Rufuria**
This?!
**[06:10] Kotone**
Wh-What is this place?
**[06:13] Rufuria**
It's full of holes!
**[06:15] Fa**
It's so dark! I can't see anything.
**[06:26] Fa**
I'm stuck!
**[06:27] Rufuria**
Come on! What are you doing?!
**[06:30] Kotone & Rufuria**
Here we go!
**[06:37] Kotone**
Thank goodness.
**[06:41] Rufuria**
It's too small for a person
to squeeze through.
**[06:43] Satona**
I wonder what these holes are for.
**[06:47] Satona**
Did people get slammed
into the wall in a brawl?
**[06:50] Kotone**
* This person has such a cute look,*
* but her imagination is violent!*
**[06:55] Satona**
This isn't the only property.
**[07:05] Satona**
This place is inside a well.
**[07:08] Kotone**
This is a residence?
**[07:10] Satona**
The humidity is good for your throat.
**[07:12] Kotone**
I see.
**[07:14] Rufuria**
What do you "see"?! The floor is
so wet that it's freezing in here!
**[07:22] Satona**
This next room is a bit charred.
**[07:25] Rufuria**
A bit? You call this "a bit"?!
The inside of a pizza oven is less burnt!
**[07:31] Fa**
It's black.
**[07:32] Kotone**
Yes, it is.
**[07:33] Satona**
Don't worry. Nobody died in this room.
**[07:36] Kotone & Rufuria**
*Why mention something we didn't even ask?!*
**[07:39] Kotone**
That just makes me more nervous...
**[07:41] Fa**
So dark.
**[07:47] Rufuria**
It's Lady Satona's direct request,
so I want to try my best, but...
**[07:51] Rufuria**
If I recommend those properties
to our customers, they'll get mad.
**[07:55] Kotone**
Yes...
**[07:59] Rufuria**
I should have stayed
at the office with Rakira.
***SIGN*** So many leaks
***SIGN*** Meanwhile, Rakira
**[08:03] Rakira**
Yes. Yes...
***SIGN*** Lots of suspected arson cases
**[08:05] Rakira**
Our deepest apologies.
**[08:06] Rakira**
Thank you.
***SIGN*** Lots of suspected
arson cases
***SIGN*** So many leaks
**[08:10] Rakira**
So many complaint calls today.
I'm sick of it.
**[08:15] Kotone**
Fa, good work today as always!
**[08:18] Fa**
Yeah! The Dark Lord's Castle was fun!
**[08:40] Fa**
It's not easy being a mom.
**[08:43] Kotone**
That's a big family. What are they saying?
**[08:46] Fa**
They recently had 30 babies,
and it's a lot of work.
**[08:49] Kotone**
That's a whole different scale!
**[08:55] Kotone**
Good evening!
**[09:03] Kotone**
So fluffy! So cute!
**[09:07] Mouse**
We have to think about moving.
***SIGN*** Fa Understands Non-Human Language.
**[09:10] Fa**
You're thinking of moving?
Then come to our shop!
**[09:16] Kotone**
Moving?
**[09:25] Kotone**
*I have no idea what they're saying...*
***SIGN*** Kotone Does Not Understand Any of This
**[09:28] Mouse**
I wonder if there are any houses for us, though.
**[09:32] Mouse**
Humans and non-humans
have begun co-existing,
**[09:35] Mouse**
but it's still not easy for us.
**[09:38] Mouse**
Everything is built for humans.
***SIGN*** Dig Dig
***SIGN*** Dig Dig
**[09:47] Mouse**
Hey! No digging the walls!
**[09:50] Mouse**
You're making the house full of holes. Bad.
**[09:53] Mouse Child**
I'm sorry.
**[09:55] Kotone**
Is she saying, "Don't dig"?
**[09:57] Fa**
Yeah.
**[09:58] Kotone**
I understood that!
**[10:01] Fa**
Holes in the wall?
**[10:02] Fa**
Oh!
**[10:03] Kotone**
What is it, Fa?
**[10:10] Mouse**
Wonderful! This was
precisely what we wanted!
**[10:16] Mouse Children**
Look! Little rooms!
**[10:22] Kotone**
It's great, Fa! They're all so happy!
**[10:26] Fa**
Yeah!
**[10:27] Rufuria**
So I guess it was originally
a non-human's house.
**[10:29] Rakira**
Yeah. It's close to the
Dark Lord's Castle, too.
**[10:32] Rufuria**
Good catch, Fa.
**[10:35] Fa**
Yeah, I noticed during our chat.
**[10:37] Rakira**
Wait, so those complaints, too...
***SIGN*** Sealman Splashes Water All Over His House
**[10:42] Sealman**
Yay! Water!
**[10:47] Sealman**
This feels great!
***SIGN*** Fire Spirit Causes Fires All the Time
**[10:51] Fire Spirit**
I can burn myself as much as I want!
***SIGN*** RPG Real Estate
**[10:57] Rakira**
I'm so glad we solved this.
**[10:59] Kotone**
Yes!
**[11:00] Rufuria**
Fa, you deserve praise today.
**[11:02] Fa**
Yay!
**[11:07] Rufuria**
The expensive pot!
***SIGN*** Dali Castle
***SIGN*** Rental Property Contract
**[11:13] Satona**
Oh, they found residents already.
**[11:17] Satona**
Fa is performing well as
a bridge between cultures.
**[11:22] Satona**
I guess my judgment was correct.
***SIGN*** RPG
Real Estate
***SIGN*** Gloom
**[11:46] Kotone**
What should I do?
**[11:48] Rufuria**
What's wrong?
**[11:49] Kotone**
Oh, well, um,
I can't seem to close any deals...
**[11:56] Kotone**
A pretty, spacious property
in a good location, but cheap...
**[12:04] Kotone**
That doesn't exist!
**[12:06] Rufuria**
I'd like to relay that message to the past you,
when you first came here.
**[12:10] Kotone**
Yeah, I know, right?
**[12:14] Horan**
Excuse me.
**[12:15] Kotone**
Oh, Mrs. Horan!
***SIGN*** Great for Your First Time Living Alone!
**[12:17] Kotone**
Welcome.
**[12:19] Horan**
Did you find anyone willing to move in?
**[12:22] Kotone**
I'm sorry...
**[12:24] Kotone**
There just doesn't seem to be anyone
interested in living in a big mansion right now.
**[12:29] Horan**
I see.
***SIGN*** Great for Your First Time Living Alone!
***SIGN*** Apartment for Families!
**[12:32] Fa**
Don't be sad.
Here, I'll comfort you. There, there.
**[12:36] Horan**
Oh.
**[12:38] Rufuria**
What are you doing to the customer?!
**[12:40] Horan**
It's all right. Seeing Fa is one
of the reasons I come here.
**[12:46] Rufuria**
I'm glad you feel that way.
**[12:48] Horan**
Ever since my husband passed away,
that mansion's felt too big to live alone in.
**[12:54] Horan**
I wish someone could come and live there...
**[12:57] Kotone**
Right.
**[12:58] Rakira**
What will you do after someone else moves in?
**[13:03] Horan**
The house is full of memories,
so I'd love to stay.
**[13:06] Horan**
But I suppose moving
to a smaller place is best.
**[13:10] Kotone**
I'm sorry I can't be of more help.
**[13:13] Kotone**
But please trust me. I'm doing my best.
I promise I'll find someone!
**[13:18] Horan**
Thank you, Miss Kotone.
**[13:24] Kotone**
That said...
**[13:26] Kotone**
There are people who have properties
for rent, and people looking for a home,
**[13:29] Kotone**
but they're just not matching
up into a deal! Why?!
**[13:34] Fa**
There, there.
**[13:36] Kotone**
Are you comforting me?
**[13:38] Kotone**
You're comforting me, right?!
**[13:41] Rufuria**
Fine, if you say so.
Is today all right, Rakira?
**[13:45] Rakira**
Yeah.
**[13:46] Rufuria**
Okay, it's a bit overdue,
**[13:48] Rufuria**
but we're throwing a welcoming
party for Kotone tonight!
**[13:52] Rufuria**
Come to my place, and forget
about work. Let's have fun!
**[13:56] Rakira**
I'll do my best cooking.
**[13:59] Kotone**
Really?! I'm honored!
**[14:06] Kotone**
Is there a shuwashuwa tower?
**[14:08] Rufuria**
What kind of fantasies do you have
about house parties in the city?!
**[14:15] Rufuria**
Welcome to my home.
**[14:18] Kotone**
Wow!
**[14:20] Kotone**
It's so nice!
**[14:23] Rufuria**
The two of us share a room.
**[14:25] Rufuria**
That's how we can afford a bigger place.
**[14:27] Kotone**
Oh, room sharing. I see.
**[14:33] Kotone**
Do these doors lead to
your personal bedrooms?
**[14:36] Rakira**
Yeah.
**[14:36] Kotone**
I want to see!
**[14:38] Rufuria**
I don't mind...
**[14:40] Kotone**
Yay!
**[14:45] Kotone**
Wow!
**[14:47] Kotone**
So cute!
**[14:48] Kotone**
The design is so girly and cute.
Is this Miss Rakira's room?
**[14:53] Rufuria**
It's mine.
**[14:54] Kotone**
Huh?
**[14:56] Rufuria**
I-I like cute things, too!
**[15:00] Kotone**
You're kind of a cool type.
I thought maybe your room would look cool, too.
**[15:07] Kotone**
How about Miss Rakira's room?
**[15:15] Kotone**
So, uh, handsome and manly...
**[15:17] Rakira**
What?! No, it's not!
***SIGN*** Ribbon
***SIGN*** Stickers
***SIGN*** Fur
***SIGN*** Scrunchie
**[15:20] Rakira**
Look! Girly!
**[15:23] Kotone**
It doesn't match.
It's kind of spooky!
**[15:26] Rakira**
Spooky...
**[15:27] Rufuria**
That's enough exploration.
**[15:30] Rufuria**
Since you're staying over tonight,
**[15:31] Rufuria**
let's change into something more
comfortable and start the party.
**[15:35] Kotone**
Okay!
**[15:36] Rufuria**
You can borrow our clothes,
so go ahead and get changed.
**[15:40] Kotone**
Wow! So cute!
***SIGN*** Smooth
**[15:45] Fa**
I'm good like this!
**[15:46] Rufuria**
When did you strip?!
**[15:49] Kotone**
You'll get tummy cramps dressed like that.
**[15:52] Fa**
Boo.
**[15:55] Kotone**
I'll take these clothes, then.
**[16:00] Kotone**
Huh? It's a bit tight around the chest.
**[16:03] Kotone**
Miss Rakira is so slim.
It might be a bit tight for me.
**[16:07] Kotone**
Did I gain weight?
**[16:09] Rakira**
Why do I feel like I've lost at something?
**[16:14] Kotone**
Wow! Looks delicious!
**[16:16] Rakira**
I hope that's enough
for the four of us.
**[16:18] Kotone**
Miss Rakira, you really are a great cook!
**[16:22] Kotone**
I'm sure you'll make a fine wife!
**[16:24] Rakira**
N-No, I...
**[16:26] Rufuria**
No way. Rakira is mine.
**[16:29] Rakira**
Okay...
**[16:30] Rufuria**
Right?
**[16:33] Rufuria**
Now, Kotone!
**[16:36] Rufuria**
Welcome to RPG Real Estate!
**[16:39] Rufuria & Rakira & Kotone & Fa**
Cheers!
**[16:43] Rufuria**
Ah, that's so good!
**[16:45] Rakira**
Yes.
**[16:46] Kotone**
You all drink shuwashuwa?
**[16:49] Rufuria**
In this country, you can drink
shuwashuwa after you turn 16.
**[16:52] Rufuria**
I started last year!
**[16:54] Rakira**
Me, too.
**[16:55] Fa**
I wanna try!
**[16:57] Rufuria**
No. Milk for you.
**[16:59] Fa**
Boo.
**[17:02] Kotone**
*I've turned 16, too.*
**[17:05] Kotone**
* I'm allowed to drink*
* shuwashuwa and tokutoku.*
**[17:08] Kotone**
*What should I do?*
**[17:12] Kotone**
*Just a sip...*
**[17:16] Rufuria**
Hey! That's super strong!
**[17:20] Rufuria**
You're supposed to mix it with something!
**[17:22] Kotone**
I prefer milk...
**[17:24] Fa**
Boo. I don't really like milk.
**[17:29] Kotone**
It's delicious with honey.
**[17:37] Fa**
Yummy!
**[17:39] Fa**
Can I just drink the honey?
**[17:41] Kotone**
Straight up?!
**[17:45] Kotone**
Miss Rakira, you don't change at
all after drinking shuwashuwa.
**[17:48] Rakira**
Huh?
**[17:49] Rakira**
I don't know why... but I don't change at all.
**[17:52] Kotone**
That's really cool!
***SIGN*** Cool
***SIGN*** Manly
***SIGN*** Not Girly
***SIGN*** Not Cute!!
**[17:59] Rakira**
W-Well, maybe I'm getting a little woozy...
**[18:03] Kotone**
What?! So suddenly?!
**[18:05] Rufuria**
Come on. Let's eat.
**[18:07] Kotone**
Yes!
**[18:07] Fa**
Eat!
**[18:12] Kotone**
So good!
**[18:20] Kotone**
This one, and that one, and that one...
They're all delicious!
**[18:23] Rakira**
I'm glad.
**[18:28] Rufuria**
The wind is picking up.
**[18:30] Kotone**
Oh, I'll go ahead and close that.
**[18:43] Fa**
Kotone, I love your singing!
**[18:46] Kotone**
Thanks!
**[19:00] Fa**
I'm so full!
**[19:02] Kotone**
We really ate a lot!
**[19:04] Rufuria**
Kotone, are you getting used to work?
**[19:06] Kotone**
Oh... Not yet, actually.
**[19:09] Kotone**
There's so much I can't yet do...
**[19:12] Rufuria**
That's normal! For me, in the beginning...
**[19:16] Kotone**
Miss Rufuria?
**[19:19] Rakira**
She fell asleep.
**[19:20] Kotone**
Mid-sentence?!
**[19:24] Rakira**
I'll carry her right to bed.
**[19:27] Rakira**
Fa and Kotone,
go ahead and use my room.
**[19:29] Rakira**
And feel free to use the bath.
**[19:32] Kotone**
Thank you.
**[19:34] Rakira**
Rufuria's been concerned
about you all this time.
**[19:38] Rakira**
She was wondering if you had any worries,
if maybe she needed to talk to you.
**[19:44] Rakira**
So if you do have anything,
don't hesitate to talk to us, Kotone.
**[19:49] Kotone**
I will!
**[19:56] Fa**
Scrub, scrub, scrub.
**[19:59] Kotone**
*It seems like I worried them.*
**[20:03] Kotone**
*Miss Rufuria and Miss Rakira are so nice.*
**[20:07] Kotone**
* They're so close, and they live together.*
* I bet they can share any concerns they have.*
**[20:13] Kotone**
*I love living in the same building as Fa, too.*
**[20:18] Kotone**
Room share... Room sharing!
**[20:21] Fa**
What is it, Kotone?
***SIGN*** Mrs. Horan's House
**[20:24] Worker man**
Where does this cabinet go?
**[20:26] Girl A**
Luggage this way, please!
**[20:32] Horan**
Miss Kotone!
**[20:34] Kotone**
Mrs. Horan! How is it?
**[20:36] Horan**
Yes, it's wonderful.
**[20:39] Horan**
It's as if I have lots of grandchildren
all of a sudden! It's wonderful!
**[20:43] Girl B**
Thank you, Miss Kotone!
**[20:47] Kotone**
You're very welcome!
**[20:49] Rufuria**
You did well, Kotone.
**[20:51] Rufuria**
Having multiple young people with small budgets
share that big mansion was a great idea.
**[20:58] Rakira**
And now Mrs. Horan doesn't have to move.
**[21:01] Kotone**
Yes! I was able to do this
thanks to you two and Fa.
**[21:04] Kotone**
Thank you!
**[21:06] Kotone**
I'm so glad they enjoy this!
**[21:09] Fa**
So glad!
**[21:15] Kotone**
Mrs. Horan's mansion was so amazing.
**[21:19] Kotone**
I know! Why don't we all buy
a big house together someday?
**[21:24] Kotone**
We can all live together
in a wonderful mansion!
**[21:27] Rufuria**
What? That's impossible—
**[21:29] Fa**
Sounds good!
**[21:30] Rakira**
Might be fun.
**[21:31] Kotone**
I know, right? Endless possibilities!
**[21:34] Rufuria**
Don't force me to join in!
**[21:36] Kotone**
No?
**[21:39] Rufuria**
Well, I guess one can dream.
**[21:42] Kotone**
Yay!
**[21:44] Rufuria**
Hey, wait...
**[21:46] Kotone**
One day, we'll all live together!
**[23:25] Fa**
Fa here!
**[23:27] Fa**
Shuwashuwa looked so delicious!
**[23:29] Fa**
When I turn 16, I'll drink it, too!
**[23:32] Fa**
Next episode: "For Real!
Dragon, Ghost, Overwhelming Magic!?"
***SIGN*** Property 3
For Real!
Dragon, Ghost, Overwhelming Magic!?
**[23:38] Fa**
Watch it!