E1 - Welcome to RPG Real Estate! Room-Searching for the First Time!

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[00:30] Young Boy
    Hey, lady, your singing is great!
[00:33] Young Girl
    Yeah!
[00:35] Kotone
    Thank you.
[00:36] Conductor
    We will soon arrive at Royal Capital Dali.
    Royal Capital Dali.
SIGN    Kingdom of Actus
    Royal Capital Dali
[00:45] Kotone
    Wow! It's amazing!
[00:49] Kotone
    I'm Kotone Kazairo, 16 years old.
[00:53] Kotone
    Starting this spring,
    I'll be working in that city.
[01:26] Kotone
    The buildings are so tall!
[01:28] Kotone
    So many people!
[02:04] Kotone
    Found it!
SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
[02:06] Kotone
    RPG Real Estate!
SIGN    Yogi Street
    RPG Real Estate
[02:11] Kotone
    This should be the place.
[02:14] Kotone
    But...
[02:16] Kotone
    That doesn't sound like
    a real estate negotiation!
SIGN    Thump Thump Thump Thump
[02:20] Kotone
    Is this really the right place?!
[02:22] Kotone
    Whatever! I'm going in!
[02:24] Kotone
    Um, excuse me!
[02:30] Rufuria
    Stop, Fa!
[02:32] Rufuria
    You have to wear your uniform!
[02:34] Fa
    I don't wanna! It's too stiff!
[02:36] Rufuria
    You're impossible!
[02:39] Kotone
    Oh, how cute!
[02:41] Rakira
    Welcome.
[02:43] Kotone
    Oh, hello.
[02:44] Rakira
    Rufuria, we have a customer.
[02:46] Rufuria
    What?
[02:47] Rufuria
    Oh...
[02:51] Rufuria
    Ahem. Welcome.
[02:53] Rakira
    Welcome to RPG Real Estate.
[02:56] Fa
    Welcome!
[02:59] Kotone
    Thanks!
SIGN    Property 1 Welcome to RPG Real Estate! Room-Searching for the First Time!
[04:37] Fa
    I hate clothes!
[04:40] Rufuria
    Hey! Come on, Fa! Wait!
[04:42] Rakira
    I'm sorry for all the commotion.
    Please, this way.
[04:45] Kotone
    Thank you.
[04:47] Kotone
    Wow...
[04:52] Rakira
    Is there something on my face?
[04:54] Kotone
    Oh, no, um... I just thought
    you were very pretty.
[04:59] Rakira
    P-Pretty?! Whatever you're selling,
    I'm not buying!
[05:04] Kotone
    Huh?
[05:05] Fa
    Don't wanna!
[05:06] Rakira
    Rufuria, it's a customer.
[05:08] Rufuria
    Wait, Fa won't listen.
[05:11] Fa
    It's so much better not to wear clothes!
[05:15] Fa
    They get in the way of my tail.
[05:17] Fa
    Rufuria, you should just take yours off, too!
[05:20] Kotone
    I-I saw nothing!
[05:25] Rufuria
    Fa!
[05:30] Rufuria
    Next time, I won't be so forgiving.
[05:34] Rufuria
    Ahem. Thank you for waiting.
[05:37] Rufuria
    Are you looking for an apartment?
[05:38] Kotone
    Yes! And to give you an
    idea of my preferences...
SIGN    City Center Popular with Youths! Studio
SIGN    5-Minute Walk from Town Tree House
SIGN    Witch's Mansion Cheap!!
[05:42] Kotone
    I like these types of apartments!
[05:44] Kotone
    I'd like to keep the rent below 300G!
SIGN    1G = 120 Yen
SIGN    Smile
[05:49] Rufuria
    I see. A country girl with no common sense.
[05:52] Kotone
    Such piercing criticism
    with such a nice smile?!
[05:54] Rufuria
    I guess getting a sense of reality would help.
    Shall we go visit a few places?
[05:58] Kotone
    You really don't pull your punches, do you?
[06:01] Rakira
    Rufuria...
[06:02] Kotone
    I will go, though!
[06:04] Kotone
    I want to live a life with
    a cup of tea in a sunlit room,
[06:07] Kotone
    alongside my favorite flowers!
[06:09] Rufuria
    Keep your expectations low.
    You won't survive the fall.
SIGN    Expectations
[06:13] Kotone
    What?!
[06:15] Kotone
    The city is such a scary place.
[06:17] Rakira
    Rufuria, you're scaring her too much.
[06:19] Rufuria
    Sorry, I couldn't help it.
[06:21] Rufuria
    Anyway, let's go take a look.
[06:23] Kotone
    All right!
[06:24] Rufuria
    Rakira, I'm going out.
    Please take care of things.
[06:27] Rakira
    Okay.
[06:28] Fa
    I wanna go, too!
[06:29] Rufuria
    No! You always get in the way, Fa.
SIGN    Boo
[06:33] Fa
    Boo.
[06:35] Kotone
    Oh, I don't mind if she comes along.
[06:38] Rufuria
    Huh?
[06:39] Fa
    Yay!
[06:41] Rufuria
    Well, just be good, okay?
[06:43] Fa
    Okay!
[06:45] Rakira
    Have fun.
[06:54] Rufuria
    First, we'll look at a tree house.
    It's a five-minute walk away.
[07:01] Kotone
    Yes, this place is five minutes
    away from town, but...
[07:07] Kotone
    We've been climbing
    for about an hour now!
[07:14] Rufuria
    The tree is also a dungeon.
    Monsters will appear.
[07:17] Kotone
    Nobody told me about this!
[07:21] Rufuria
    Here is the apartment.
[07:24] Rufuria
    The room is lovely,
    and the view is great.
[07:27] Kotone
    That doesn't justify the
    trouble of living here!
[07:31] Fa
    Wow! I'd totally die if I fell from here!
SIGN    Slip
[07:37] Rufuria
    Idiot! This is why I didn't
    want you to come, Fa!
[07:42] Fa
    Sorry!
[07:45] Rufuria
    Next up is an old house
    built by a witch.
[07:48] Kotone
    What is that smell?
SIGN    Mwaaah...
[07:50] Fa
    My nose is going to get messed up!
[07:53] Rufuria
    The house has no windows,
    for black-magic reasons.
[07:56] Kotone
    Why is this stuff still here?!
[07:59] Rufuria
    It's exactly the right place
    for a Wizard like you.
[08:02] Kotone
    I'd suffocate if I had to
    live in a place this dark!
[08:06] Rufuria
    Such a high-maintenance customer...
    All right, let's move on.
[08:10] Kotone
    Yes, please...
[08:13] Rufuria
    A studio apartment in the middle
    of the city, popular among the youth.
[08:16] Kotone
    Oh, this place looks nice.
[08:18] Rufuria
    The catch is...
[08:21] Rufuria
    You're required to keep the room
    open to adventurers.
[08:24] Rufuria
    Anything you keep in the
    drawers will be taken.
[08:27] Kotone
    What about my privacy?!
[08:29] Kotone
    All the choices are terrible!
[08:33] Rufuria
    That's what you get with a budget of 300G.
[08:38] Fa
    Hey.
[08:39] Kotone
    Huh?
[08:40] Fa
    The apartment next to mine is open.
[08:43] Rufuria
    What? But that place is...
SIGN    Felicia Apartments
[08:51] Kotone
    Wow!
[08:54] Kotone
    The window is so pretty!
[08:56] Kotone
    The kitchen is really nice, too!
[08:58] Kotone
    It's outside town, but all
    the shops I need are close by.
[09:03] Kotone
    This place is really available for 300G?
[09:05] Rufuria
    Yes, but...
[09:10] Rufuria
    This building is for non-human residents.
[09:13] Rufuria
    You won't be able to
    communicate with anyone.
[09:15] Kotone
    Huh? But what about Miss Fa?
[09:18] Fa
    I can talk to them.
[09:20] Fireball
    Mela mela mela?
[09:21] Fa
    Oh, hey! I'm showing her this room.
[09:24] Fireball
    Mela mela.
[09:25] Fa
    Thanks. Mela mela!
[09:27] Fireball
    Mela mela mela!
[09:28] Kotone
    Wow! You really are talking!
[09:31] Fa
    They said, "I hope you like it."
[09:34] Rufuria
    Fa is a non-human, but she's special.
[09:36] Rufuria
    She can speak with any race.
[09:39] Fa
    Yeah, I wonder why?
[09:42] Rufuria
    Normally, she just gets
    in the way of business.
[09:45] Rufuria
    But at times like these, she's invaluable.
[09:47] Kotone
    Wow!
[09:49] Kotone
    I'd like to live here, then!
[09:53] Kotone
    And... also, Miss Fa...
[09:55] Kotone
    My name is Kotone Kazairo.
    I'll be moving in next door.
[10:00] Kotone
    Please be my friend!
[10:04] Kotone
    I don't have any friends or
    connections in the capital.
[10:09] Kotone
    If you'll be my friend, Miss Fa,
[10:12] Kotone
    I think I'll be able to enjoy living here.
[10:16] Fa
    Of course I will!
[10:18] Kotone
    Really?
[10:19] Fa
    I love Kotone!
[10:21] Rufuria
    No way! I've been with Fa for a year,
    and she still won't listen to me!
[10:26] Fa
    Glad to know you, Kotone!
[10:30] Kotone
    Glad to know you, too, Miss Fa!
[10:33] Fa
    Just call me "Fa"!
[10:35] Kotone
    Okay!
[10:39] Rufuria
    Right, then. Please fill out the contract.
SIGN    Contract
[10:42] Kotone
    All right.
[10:47] Kotone
    Workplace... RPG Real Estate.
[10:53] Kotone
    Oh, that's right! I forgot to introduce myself.
[10:58] Kotone
    I'll be working here at RPG Real Estate,
    starting this spring.
[11:02] Kotone
    My name is Kotone Kazairo.
[11:04] Rufuria
    What?!
[11:05] Rakira
    I knew it.
[11:07] Rakira
    I noticed after you left.
SIGN    Employment Contract New Employee: Kotone Kazairo
SIGN    New Employee: Kotone Kazairo
[11:13] Rufuria
    Why didn't you tell me?!
[11:15] Kotone
    Sorry, I missed the opportunity.
[11:18] Rufuria
    Fine. Anyway...
[11:20] Rufuria
    I'm Rufuria.
[11:22] Rakira
    I'm Rakira.
[11:23] Fa
    I'm Fa!
[11:25] Kotone
    Yes! Nice to meet all of you!
[11:38] Kotone
    It's a shared bath, but it's nice and big.
[11:42] Fa
    Kotone, help me wash my back and tail.
[11:45] Kotone
    Sure.
[11:50] Kotone
    Oh, a gustaf flower. How pretty.
[11:59] Fa
    Kotone's singing is so relaxing.
[12:03] Kotone
    This must be what true happiness is.
[12:07] Kotone
    And thus, my new life begins!
[12:24] Kotone
    Good morning!
[12:27] Fa
    Still waiting.
[12:31] Kotone
    All right, time to put my all into work!
[12:35] Kotone
    What should I do, Miss Rufuria?
[12:37] Rufuria
    Nothing right now. Just relax.
[12:42] Rakira
    I made this. Shall we have tea?
[12:45] Fa
    Yes!
[12:46] Kotone
    Looks delicious!
    A big pie in the morning!
[12:50] Kotone
    Where did you get this, Miss Rakira?
[12:52] Rakira
    I baked it right there.
[12:53] Kotone
    This is real estate agency, right?!
[12:59] Kotone
    Delicious!
[13:01] Rakira
    Glad to hear it.
[13:03] Rufuria
    Yesterday was the 15th anniversary of
    the day world peace was achieved, right?
[13:08] Rufuria
    Rakira would have been a hero
    if she'd born during the battle
[13:11] Rufuria
    against the Dark Lord's Army.
[13:14] Kotone
    Is Miss Rakira strong?
[13:17] Rakira
    I'm a Warrior, so I'm good with the sword,
    spear, bow... Anything, really.
[13:21] Kotone
    Wow!
[13:23] Rakira
    I can handle any delicious
    prey that comes my way.
[13:26] Kotone
    You use them to eat?!
[13:28] Rufuria
    Rakira was so boyish when she was little.
[13:31] Rakira
    Hey!
[13:32] Rufuria
    Only girls came to confess their love to her.
[13:35] (Flashback) Girls
    So cool!
SIGN    Hmph...
[13:38] Rakira
    I don't get mistaken for a boy anymore.
[13:42] Rufuria
    Oh, you're so cute.
[13:43] Rakira
    Come on!
[13:44] Kotone
    So you two are childhood friends.
[13:47] Rakira
    In that case, Rufuria is, um... um...
[13:52] Rufuria
    I'm a straight-A, hard-working, serious girl!
    There's nothing you can say!
SIGN    Grr...
[13:59] Kotone
    That's amazing.
[14:01] Rakira
    Rufuria can't sleep without
    her stuffed animal, Popotan.
[14:08] Rufuria
    By the way, Miss Kotone...
[14:10] Kotone
    Oh, please just call me "Kotone."
[14:12] Rufuria
    All right, Kotone.
[14:14] Rufuria
    Didn't you become a Wizard
    so you could be an adventurer?
[14:18] Kotone
    Yes, but after graduating from school,
    I didn't feel I could live as a freelancer.
[14:24] Rufuria
    So you played it safe and joined us,
    a business operated by the kingdom.
[14:28] Kotone
    Yes. What about you, Miss Rufuria?
[14:30] Rufuria
    My dream, as a Priest,
    is to rise up the ranks
[14:32] Rufuria
    to become a Royal Priest who can
    give political advice to the king.
[14:37] Rufuria
    So...
[14:38] Rufuria
    Being stuck in a downtown real estate
    agency was never part of my plan!
[14:44] Rufuria
    I wanted to work in the castle!
[14:47] Rakira
    Not everyone gets the assignment they want.
[14:50] Kotone
    E-Everyone has their issues, I guess...
[14:53] Fa
    Rakira! More!
[14:55] Rakira
    Yes, yes.
[14:57] Kotone
    Fa, why are you here?
[15:01] Rufuria
    Lady Satona found her in the forest.
[15:03] Kotone
    Lady Satona?
[15:05] Rakira
    Our boss.
[15:07] Rufuria
    She said to keep her here
    as our mascot, but...
[15:11] (Flashback) Rufuria
    Lady Satona?!
[15:13] (Flashback) Satona
    Take care of her, okay?
[15:15] Rufuria
    I bet Fa was too much trouble even for
    Lady Satona, so she dumped her on us!
[15:17] Fa
    Yay! I'm trouble!
[15:19] Kotone
    That's not something to be proud of!
[15:22] Fa
    I can be useful, too!
[15:24] Rufuria
    Well, we can't make deals
    with non-humans without—
[15:30] Fa
    See? I can cook anything!
[15:34] Rufuria
    I'll cook a steak out of this tail.
[15:37] Fa
    No! You can't eat me!
[15:40] Rufuria
    Hey! Stop!
[15:42] Fa
    No!
[15:44] Rufuria
    I'll show you!
[15:45] Fa
    Oh, that tickles!
[15:47] Rufuria
    I won't be so forgiving next time!
[15:49] Rakira
    Well, I guess I'll go
[15:50] Fa
    Okay, sure!
[15:51] Rakira
    and clean out some monsters
    that play pranks in vacant houses.
[15:55] Kotone
    Oh, that's part of the job, too?
[15:59] Kotone
    Miss Rakira, your Warrior outfit is so cool!
[16:03] Rakira
    Wha—
[16:04] Kotone
    Are you sure that's enough armor, though?
[16:07] Rakira
    A-A great Warrior shows
    her power through agility.
[16:10] Kotone
    I see!
[16:12] Rakira
    This outfit is actually really embarrassing.
SIGN    Exhibitionist
[16:18] Kotone
    Oh, the telephone.
[16:20] Rufuria
    Here's your first job, Kotone.
    Answer the phone.
[16:23] Kotone
    R-Right!
[16:27] Kotone
    This is RPG Real Estate.
[16:29] Kotone
    Yes.
[16:30] Rufuria
    Let's get Kotone slowly accustomed to the job.
[16:31] Kotone
    Yes.
[16:34] Kotone
    All right, we'll be waiting.
[16:38] Kotone
    It was an inquiry for a property.
[16:40] Kotone
    Someone named Luna Didrane
    will be coming soon.
[16:43] Rufuria
    Isn't that the Great Sage,
    one of the Champions?!
SIGN    The Brave Hero
    and Friends
[16:47] Kotone
    Sh-She's a really big deal, then.
[16:50] Kotone
    Wh-What should we do?
[16:52] Kotone
    How do we work with such a celebrity?
[16:54] Rufuria
    I'll show her around!
[16:57] Rufuria
    I'll get the Great Sage to like me,
[16:59] Rufuria
    and that'll be my ticket to meet
    with the upper brass and the king!
[17:03] Rufuria
    The huge promotion will
    get me out of this dull job!
[17:09] Rufuria
    Huge promotion! Huge promotion!
[17:10] Rakira
    And here I was,
    happy to be working together...
[17:13] Rufuria
    Life down Huge Promotion Lane!
[17:13] Rakira
    I'm leaving.
[17:15] Kotone
    Okay, good luck!
[17:20] Luna
    Hello, I called earlier.
[17:25] Kotone
    Yes.
[17:27] Rufuria
    Welcome, Great Sage!
    We've been awaiting your arrival!
[17:30] Rufuria
    What type of property would you like?
[17:32] Rufuria
    A castle? A mansion?
[17:34] Luna
    Oh, I...
[17:43] Rufuria
    I, Rufuria, am at your service!
[17:45] Rufuria
    I will find the perfect place for you!
[17:48] Luna
    Okay...
[17:49] Rufuria
    First, a special castle reserved
    for the highest-ranking VIPs!
[17:54] Rufuria
    Comes with 30 employees if you sign on now!
[17:57] Staff
    Welcome home, Master.
[18:00] Fa
    I'm home!
[18:02] Luna
    This is a bit...
[18:04] Rufuria
    You don't like this? Understood!
[18:07] Rufuria
    Then how about this one?
[18:09] Luna
    This is a decent size.
[18:12] Rufuria
    Yes, but to make this more
    worthy of the Great Sage...
[18:16] Rufuria
    A view of the castle and the whole city!
[18:20] Rufuria
    This room is on the top floor of
    the highest tower in the capital!
[18:23] Kotone
    How pretty!
[18:25] Kotone
    Amazing!
[18:26] Rufuria
    Humans are like ants from up here!
[18:29] Luna
    This is wonderful, but not really my taste.
[18:33] Luna
    Hmm, none of these are...
[18:36] Rufuria
    Kotone! Bring out the more gorgeous ones!
[18:39] Kotone
    R-Right!
[18:43] Luna
    How lovely...
[18:49] Rufuria
    How about this one?
[18:51] Rufuria
    The bedroom has a
    diamond-encrusted chandelier...
[18:54] Luna
    Hmm...
[18:56] Rufuria
    How about this one?
    Thirty bedrooms and a dance hall?
[19:01] Luna
    Hmm...
SIGN    30-Bedroom Mega-Mansion Glass-Covered Dance Hall!!
SIGN    Luxury in the Royal Capital
[19:03] Rufuria
    This one has a golden bathroom,
    the most gorgeous in all of Dali!
[19:15] Luna
    I think that's enough for today.
[19:17] Kotone
    Excuse me...
[19:21] Kotone
    H-How about this house?
[19:27] Rufuria
    This old house in the country?
    The Sage isn't...
[19:30] Luna
    Oh, wonderful!
[19:31] Rufuria
    Huh?
[19:34] Luna
    Wow!
[19:37] Luna
    Gustaf flowers as far as the eye can see!
[19:41] Luna
    I'll take this one.
[19:43] Kotone
    Thank you!
[19:45] Fa
    Yay!
[19:48] Luna
    After our adventure,
    I was provided with a luxurious life,
[19:53] Luna
    but it didn't suit me.
[19:55] Luna
    I've been wanting to settle down
    into a calm lifestyle.
[20:04] Rufuria
    Kotone.
[20:06] Rufuria
    How did you know what
    Lady Luna was thinking?
[20:09] Kotone
    Well, when she looked at the
    gustaf flower, she seemed so happy.
[20:17] Kotone
    It reminded me of the endless
    flower fields back home,
[20:20] Kotone
    and how I felt when I saw
    the flower by the window.
[20:27] Fa
    Kotone! Flower!
[20:31] Kotone
    Thank you, Fa.
[20:34] Rufuria
    I guess the country girl's
    sensibilities win this time.
[20:39] Rufuria
    But I'll say... you helped.
[20:42] Rufuria
    A little.
[20:45] Kotone
    Thank you.
SIGN    Étoile de l'Est Apartments
[20:55] Rufuria
    Can I come in?
[20:57] Rufuria
    I want to sleep together.
[21:03] Rufuria
    I worked hard, too. But it didn't work.
[21:07] Rakira
    Rufuria, you always work very hard.
[21:10] Rufuria
    Comfort me!
[21:12] Rakira
    There, there.
[21:17] Fa
    Kotone, I'm glad that lady liked the flowers.
[21:22] Kotone
    Me, too.
[21:25] Fa
    Goodnight!
[21:27] Kotone
    Goodnight, Fa.
[21:41] Kotone
    Day one of work is done.
[21:44] Kotone
    I'll work hard tomorrow, too!
[23:25] Kotone
    Kotone here.
[23:26] Kotone
    Dali, the Royal Capital, is full of surprises
    for a first-time visitor like me!
[23:31] Kotone
    So many exciting and wonderful things!
SIGN    Lots of suspected
    arson cases
SIGN    So many leaks
[23:33] Kotone
    Next episode:
[23:34] Kotone
    "Troublesome Property!
    First Business Trip to the Dark Lord's Castle."
SIGN    Room 2
    Troublesome Property!
    First Business Trip to the Dark Lord's Castle
[23:38] Kotone
    Looking forward to seeing you!