E1 - Welcome to RPG Real Estate! Room-Searching for the First Time! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:30] Young Boy     Hey, lady, your singing is great! [00:33] Young Girl     Yeah! [00:35] Kotone     Thank you. [00:36] Conductor     We will soon arrive at Royal Capital Dali.     Royal Capital Dali. SIGN    Kingdom of Actus     Royal Capital Dali [00:45] Kotone     Wow! It's amazing! [00:49] Kotone     I'm Kotone Kazairo, 16 years old. [00:53] Kotone     Starting this spring,     I'll be working in that city. [01:26] Kotone     The buildings are so tall! [01:28] Kotone     So many people! [02:04] Kotone     Found it! SIGN    RPG     Real Estate [02:06] Kotone     RPG Real Estate! SIGN    Yogi Street     RPG Real Estate [02:11] Kotone     This should be the place. [02:14] Kotone     But... [02:16] Kotone     That doesn't sound like     a real estate negotiation! SIGN    Thump Thump Thump Thump [02:20] Kotone     Is this really the right place?! [02:22] Kotone     Whatever! I'm going in! [02:24] Kotone     Um, excuse me! [02:30] Rufuria     Stop, Fa! [02:32] Rufuria     You have to wear your uniform! [02:34] Fa     I don't wanna! It's too stiff! [02:36] Rufuria     You're impossible! [02:39] Kotone     Oh, how cute! [02:41] Rakira     Welcome. [02:43] Kotone     Oh, hello. [02:44] Rakira     Rufuria, we have a customer. [02:46] Rufuria     What? [02:47] Rufuria     Oh... [02:51] Rufuria     Ahem. Welcome. [02:53] Rakira     Welcome to RPG Real Estate. [02:56] Fa     Welcome! [02:59] Kotone     Thanks! SIGN    Property 1 Welcome to RPG Real Estate! Room-Searching for the First Time! [04:37] Fa     I hate clothes! [04:40] Rufuria     Hey! Come on, Fa! Wait! [04:42] Rakira     I'm sorry for all the commotion.     Please, this way. [04:45] Kotone     Thank you. [04:47] Kotone     Wow... [04:52] Rakira     Is there something on my face? [04:54] Kotone     Oh, no, um... I just thought     you were very pretty. [04:59] Rakira     P-Pretty?! Whatever you're selling,     I'm not buying! [05:04] Kotone     Huh? [05:05] Fa     Don't wanna! [05:06] Rakira     Rufuria, it's a customer. [05:08] Rufuria     Wait, Fa won't listen. [05:11] Fa     It's so much better not to wear clothes! [05:15] Fa     They get in the way of my tail. [05:17] Fa     Rufuria, you should just take yours off, too! [05:20] Kotone     I-I saw nothing! [05:25] Rufuria     Fa! [05:30] Rufuria     Next time, I won't be so forgiving. [05:34] Rufuria     Ahem. Thank you for waiting. [05:37] Rufuria     Are you looking for an apartment? [05:38] Kotone     Yes! And to give you an     idea of my preferences... SIGN    City Center Popular with Youths! Studio SIGN    5-Minute Walk from Town Tree House SIGN    Witch's Mansion Cheap!! [05:42] Kotone     I like these types of apartments! [05:44] Kotone     I'd like to keep the rent below 300G! SIGN    1G = 120 Yen SIGN    Smile [05:49] Rufuria     I see. A country girl with no common sense. [05:52] Kotone     Such piercing criticism     with such a nice smile?! [05:54] Rufuria     I guess getting a sense of reality would help.     Shall we go visit a few places? [05:58] Kotone     You really don't pull your punches, do you? [06:01] Rakira     Rufuria... [06:02] Kotone     I will go, though! [06:04] Kotone     I want to live a life with     a cup of tea in a sunlit room, [06:07] Kotone     alongside my favorite flowers! [06:09] Rufuria     Keep your expectations low.     You won't survive the fall. SIGN    Expectations [06:13] Kotone     What?! [06:15] Kotone     The city is such a scary place. [06:17] Rakira     Rufuria, you're scaring her too much. [06:19] Rufuria     Sorry, I couldn't help it. [06:21] Rufuria     Anyway, let's go take a look. [06:23] Kotone     All right! [06:24] Rufuria     Rakira, I'm going out.     Please take care of things. [06:27] Rakira     Okay. [06:28] Fa     I wanna go, too! [06:29] Rufuria     No! You always get in the way, Fa. SIGN    Boo [06:33] Fa     Boo. [06:35] Kotone     Oh, I don't mind if she comes along. [06:38] Rufuria     Huh? [06:39] Fa     Yay! [06:41] Rufuria     Well, just be good, okay? [06:43] Fa     Okay! [06:45] Rakira     Have fun. [06:54] Rufuria     First, we'll look at a tree house.     It's a five-minute walk away. [07:01] Kotone     Yes, this place is five minutes     away from town, but... [07:07] Kotone     We've been climbing     for about an hour now! [07:14] Rufuria     The tree is also a dungeon.     Monsters will appear. [07:17] Kotone     Nobody told me about this! [07:21] Rufuria     Here is the apartment. [07:24] Rufuria     The room is lovely,     and the view is great. [07:27] Kotone     That doesn't justify the     trouble of living here! [07:31] Fa     Wow! I'd totally die if I fell from here! SIGN    Slip [07:37] Rufuria     Idiot! This is why I didn't     want you to come, Fa! [07:42] Fa     Sorry! [07:45] Rufuria     Next up is an old house     built by a witch. [07:48] Kotone     What is that smell? SIGN    Mwaaah... [07:50] Fa     My nose is going to get messed up! [07:53] Rufuria     The house has no windows,     for black-magic reasons. [07:56] Kotone     Why is this stuff still here?! [07:59] Rufuria     It's exactly the right place     for a Wizard like you. [08:02] Kotone     I'd suffocate if I had to     live in a place this dark! [08:06] Rufuria     Such a high-maintenance customer...     All right, let's move on. [08:10] Kotone     Yes, please... [08:13] Rufuria     A studio apartment in the middle     of the city, popular among the youth. [08:16] Kotone     Oh, this place looks nice. [08:18] Rufuria     The catch is... [08:21] Rufuria     You're required to keep the room     open to adventurers. [08:24] Rufuria     Anything you keep in the     drawers will be taken. [08:27] Kotone     What about my privacy?! [08:29] Kotone     All the choices are terrible! [08:33] Rufuria     That's what you get with a budget of 300G. [08:38] Fa     Hey. [08:39] Kotone     Huh? [08:40] Fa     The apartment next to mine is open. [08:43] Rufuria     What? But that place is... SIGN    Felicia Apartments [08:51] Kotone     Wow! [08:54] Kotone     The window is so pretty! [08:56] Kotone     The kitchen is really nice, too! [08:58] Kotone     It's outside town, but all     the shops I need are close by. [09:03] Kotone     This place is really available for 300G? [09:05] Rufuria     Yes, but... [09:10] Rufuria     This building is for non-human residents. [09:13] Rufuria     You won't be able to     communicate with anyone. [09:15] Kotone     Huh? But what about Miss Fa? [09:18] Fa     I can talk to them. [09:20] Fireball     Mela mela mela? [09:21] Fa     Oh, hey! I'm showing her this room. [09:24] Fireball     Mela mela. [09:25] Fa     Thanks. Mela mela! [09:27] Fireball     Mela mela mela! [09:28] Kotone     Wow! You really are talking! [09:31] Fa     They said, "I hope you like it." [09:34] Rufuria     Fa is a non-human, but she's special. [09:36] Rufuria     She can speak with any race. [09:39] Fa     Yeah, I wonder why? [09:42] Rufuria     Normally, she just gets     in the way of business. [09:45] Rufuria     But at times like these, she's invaluable. [09:47] Kotone     Wow! [09:49] Kotone     I'd like to live here, then! [09:53] Kotone     And... also, Miss Fa... [09:55] Kotone     My name is Kotone Kazairo.     I'll be moving in next door. [10:00] Kotone     Please be my friend! [10:04] Kotone     I don't have any friends or     connections in the capital. [10:09] Kotone     If you'll be my friend, Miss Fa, [10:12] Kotone     I think I'll be able to enjoy living here. [10:16] Fa     Of course I will! [10:18] Kotone     Really? [10:19] Fa     I love Kotone! [10:21] Rufuria     No way! I've been with Fa for a year,     and she still won't listen to me! [10:26] Fa     Glad to know you, Kotone! [10:30] Kotone     Glad to know you, too, Miss Fa! [10:33] Fa     Just call me "Fa"! [10:35] Kotone     Okay! [10:39] Rufuria     Right, then. Please fill out the contract. SIGN    Contract [10:42] Kotone     All right. [10:47] Kotone     Workplace... RPG Real Estate. [10:53] Kotone     Oh, that's right! I forgot to introduce myself. [10:58] Kotone     I'll be working here at RPG Real Estate,     starting this spring. [11:02] Kotone     My name is Kotone Kazairo. [11:04] Rufuria     What?! [11:05] Rakira     I knew it. [11:07] Rakira     I noticed after you left. SIGN    Employment Contract New Employee: Kotone Kazairo SIGN    New Employee: Kotone Kazairo [11:13] Rufuria     Why didn't you tell me?! [11:15] Kotone     Sorry, I missed the opportunity. [11:18] Rufuria     Fine. Anyway... [11:20] Rufuria     I'm Rufuria. [11:22] Rakira     I'm Rakira. [11:23] Fa     I'm Fa! [11:25] Kotone     Yes! Nice to meet all of you! [11:38] Kotone     It's a shared bath, but it's nice and big. [11:42] Fa     Kotone, help me wash my back and tail. [11:45] Kotone     Sure. [11:50] Kotone     Oh, a gustaf flower. How pretty. [11:59] Fa     Kotone's singing is so relaxing. [12:03] Kotone     This must be what true happiness is. [12:07] Kotone     And thus, my new life begins! [12:24] Kotone     Good morning! [12:27] Fa     Still waiting. [12:31] Kotone     All right, time to put my all into work! [12:35] Kotone     What should I do, Miss Rufuria? [12:37] Rufuria     Nothing right now. Just relax. [12:42] Rakira     I made this. Shall we have tea? [12:45] Fa     Yes! [12:46] Kotone     Looks delicious!     A big pie in the morning! [12:50] Kotone     Where did you get this, Miss Rakira? [12:52] Rakira     I baked it right there. [12:53] Kotone     This is real estate agency, right?! [12:59] Kotone     Delicious! [13:01] Rakira     Glad to hear it. [13:03] Rufuria     Yesterday was the 15th anniversary of     the day world peace was achieved, right? [13:08] Rufuria     Rakira would have been a hero     if she'd born during the battle [13:11] Rufuria     against the Dark Lord's Army. [13:14] Kotone     Is Miss Rakira strong? [13:17] Rakira     I'm a Warrior, so I'm good with the sword,     spear, bow... Anything, really. [13:21] Kotone     Wow! [13:23] Rakira     I can handle any delicious     prey that comes my way. [13:26] Kotone     You use them to eat?! [13:28] Rufuria     Rakira was so boyish when she was little. [13:31] Rakira     Hey! [13:32] Rufuria     Only girls came to confess their love to her. [13:35] (Flashback) Girls     So cool! SIGN    Hmph... [13:38] Rakira     I don't get mistaken for a boy anymore. [13:42] Rufuria     Oh, you're so cute. [13:43] Rakira     Come on! [13:44] Kotone     So you two are childhood friends. [13:47] Rakira     In that case, Rufuria is, um... um... [13:52] Rufuria     I'm a straight-A, hard-working, serious girl!     There's nothing you can say! SIGN    Grr... [13:59] Kotone     That's amazing. [14:01] Rakira     Rufuria can't sleep without     her stuffed animal, Popotan. [14:08] Rufuria     By the way, Miss Kotone... [14:10] Kotone     Oh, please just call me "Kotone." [14:12] Rufuria     All right, Kotone. [14:14] Rufuria     Didn't you become a Wizard     so you could be an adventurer? [14:18] Kotone     Yes, but after graduating from school,     I didn't feel I could live as a freelancer. [14:24] Rufuria     So you played it safe and joined us,     a business operated by the kingdom. [14:28] Kotone     Yes. What about you, Miss Rufuria? [14:30] Rufuria     My dream, as a Priest,     is to rise up the ranks [14:32] Rufuria     to become a Royal Priest who can     give political advice to the king. [14:37] Rufuria     So... [14:38] Rufuria     Being stuck in a downtown real estate     agency was never part of my plan! [14:44] Rufuria     I wanted to work in the castle! [14:47] Rakira     Not everyone gets the assignment they want. [14:50] Kotone     E-Everyone has their issues, I guess... [14:53] Fa     Rakira! More! [14:55] Rakira     Yes, yes. [14:57] Kotone     Fa, why are you here? [15:01] Rufuria     Lady Satona found her in the forest. [15:03] Kotone     Lady Satona? [15:05] Rakira     Our boss. [15:07] Rufuria     She said to keep her here     as our mascot, but... [15:11] (Flashback) Rufuria     Lady Satona?! [15:13] (Flashback) Satona     Take care of her, okay? [15:15] Rufuria     I bet Fa was too much trouble even for     Lady Satona, so she dumped her on us! [15:17] Fa     Yay! I'm trouble! [15:19] Kotone     That's not something to be proud of! [15:22] Fa     I can be useful, too! [15:24] Rufuria     Well, we can't make deals     with non-humans without— [15:30] Fa     See? I can cook anything! [15:34] Rufuria     I'll cook a steak out of this tail. [15:37] Fa     No! You can't eat me! [15:40] Rufuria     Hey! Stop! [15:42] Fa     No! [15:44] Rufuria     I'll show you! [15:45] Fa     Oh, that tickles! [15:47] Rufuria     I won't be so forgiving next time! [15:49] Rakira     Well, I guess I'll go [15:50] Fa     Okay, sure! [15:51] Rakira     and clean out some monsters     that play pranks in vacant houses. [15:55] Kotone     Oh, that's part of the job, too? [15:59] Kotone     Miss Rakira, your Warrior outfit is so cool! [16:03] Rakira     Wha— [16:04] Kotone     Are you sure that's enough armor, though? [16:07] Rakira     A-A great Warrior shows     her power through agility. [16:10] Kotone     I see! [16:12] Rakira     This outfit is actually really embarrassing. SIGN    Exhibitionist [16:18] Kotone     Oh, the telephone. [16:20] Rufuria     Here's your first job, Kotone.     Answer the phone. [16:23] Kotone     R-Right! [16:27] Kotone     This is RPG Real Estate. [16:29] Kotone     Yes. [16:30] Rufuria     Let's get Kotone slowly accustomed to the job. [16:31] Kotone     Yes. [16:34] Kotone     All right, we'll be waiting. [16:38] Kotone     It was an inquiry for a property. [16:40] Kotone     Someone named Luna Didrane     will be coming soon. [16:43] Rufuria     Isn't that the Great Sage,     one of the Champions?! SIGN    The Brave Hero     and Friends [16:47] Kotone     Sh-She's a really big deal, then. [16:50] Kotone     Wh-What should we do? [16:52] Kotone     How do we work with such a celebrity? [16:54] Rufuria     I'll show her around! [16:57] Rufuria     I'll get the Great Sage to like me, [16:59] Rufuria     and that'll be my ticket to meet     with the upper brass and the king! [17:03] Rufuria     The huge promotion will     get me out of this dull job! [17:09] Rufuria     Huge promotion! Huge promotion! [17:10] Rakira     And here I was,     happy to be working together... [17:13] Rufuria     Life down Huge Promotion Lane! [17:13] Rakira     I'm leaving. [17:15] Kotone     Okay, good luck! [17:20] Luna     Hello, I called earlier. [17:25] Kotone     Yes. [17:27] Rufuria     Welcome, Great Sage!     We've been awaiting your arrival! [17:30] Rufuria     What type of property would you like? [17:32] Rufuria     A castle? A mansion? [17:34] Luna     Oh, I... [17:43] Rufuria     I, Rufuria, am at your service! [17:45] Rufuria     I will find the perfect place for you! [17:48] Luna     Okay... [17:49] Rufuria     First, a special castle reserved     for the highest-ranking VIPs! [17:54] Rufuria     Comes with 30 employees if you sign on now! [17:57] Staff     Welcome home, Master. [18:00] Fa     I'm home! [18:02] Luna     This is a bit... [18:04] Rufuria     You don't like this? Understood! [18:07] Rufuria     Then how about this one? [18:09] Luna     This is a decent size. [18:12] Rufuria     Yes, but to make this more     worthy of the Great Sage... [18:16] Rufuria     A view of the castle and the whole city! [18:20] Rufuria     This room is on the top floor of     the highest tower in the capital! [18:23] Kotone     How pretty! [18:25] Kotone     Amazing! [18:26] Rufuria     Humans are like ants from up here! [18:29] Luna     This is wonderful, but not really my taste. [18:33] Luna     Hmm, none of these are... [18:36] Rufuria     Kotone! Bring out the more gorgeous ones! [18:39] Kotone     R-Right! [18:43] Luna     How lovely... [18:49] Rufuria     How about this one? [18:51] Rufuria     The bedroom has a     diamond-encrusted chandelier... [18:54] Luna     Hmm... [18:56] Rufuria     How about this one?     Thirty bedrooms and a dance hall? [19:01] Luna     Hmm... SIGN    30-Bedroom Mega-Mansion Glass-Covered Dance Hall!! SIGN    Luxury in the Royal Capital [19:03] Rufuria     This one has a golden bathroom,     the most gorgeous in all of Dali! [19:15] Luna     I think that's enough for today. [19:17] Kotone     Excuse me... [19:21] Kotone     H-How about this house? [19:27] Rufuria     This old house in the country?     The Sage isn't... [19:30] Luna     Oh, wonderful! [19:31] Rufuria     Huh? [19:34] Luna     Wow! [19:37] Luna     Gustaf flowers as far as the eye can see! [19:41] Luna     I'll take this one. [19:43] Kotone     Thank you! [19:45] Fa     Yay! [19:48] Luna     After our adventure,     I was provided with a luxurious life, [19:53] Luna     but it didn't suit me. [19:55] Luna     I've been wanting to settle down     into a calm lifestyle. [20:04] Rufuria     Kotone. [20:06] Rufuria     How did you know what     Lady Luna was thinking? [20:09] Kotone     Well, when she looked at the     gustaf flower, she seemed so happy. [20:17] Kotone     It reminded me of the endless     flower fields back home, [20:20] Kotone     and how I felt when I saw     the flower by the window. [20:27] Fa     Kotone! Flower! [20:31] Kotone     Thank you, Fa. [20:34] Rufuria     I guess the country girl's     sensibilities win this time. [20:39] Rufuria     But I'll say... you helped. [20:42] Rufuria     A little. [20:45] Kotone     Thank you. SIGN    Étoile de l'Est Apartments [20:55] Rufuria     Can I come in? [20:57] Rufuria     I want to sleep together. [21:03] Rufuria     I worked hard, too. But it didn't work. [21:07] Rakira     Rufuria, you always work very hard. [21:10] Rufuria     Comfort me! [21:12] Rakira     There, there. [21:17] Fa     Kotone, I'm glad that lady liked the flowers. [21:22] Kotone     Me, too. [21:25] Fa     Goodnight! [21:27] Kotone     Goodnight, Fa. [21:41] Kotone     Day one of work is done. [21:44] Kotone     I'll work hard tomorrow, too! [23:25] Kotone     Kotone here. [23:26] Kotone     Dali, the Royal Capital, is full of surprises     for a first-time visitor like me! [23:31] Kotone     So many exciting and wonderful things! SIGN    Lots of suspected     arson cases SIGN    So many leaks [23:33] Kotone     Next episode: [23:34] Kotone     "Troublesome Property!     First Business Trip to the Dark Lord's Castle." SIGN    Room 2     Troublesome Property!     First Business Trip to the Dark Lord's Castle [23:38] Kotone     Looking forward to seeing you!