E10 - Woes of Longevity! I Need a Sturdy House That I Can Live in for a Long Time!

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[00:10] Rastire
    This way...
[00:34] Kotone
    Good morning, Fa.
[00:44] Kotone
    Fa?
SIGN    Property 10
    Woes of Longevity!
    I Need a Sturdy House That I Can Live in for a Long Time!
SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
[02:27] Kotone
    Good morning.
[02:29] Rakira
    Good morning.
SIGN    Deals Signed
[02:31] Rufuria
    Good work on that business trip yesterday.
SIGN    Two-story house
    in the countryside
[02:33] Rufuria
    Let's do our best to land one
    more deal and reach our target!
[02:52] Kotone
    She's all right. I'm sure Fa is all right.
[02:58] Kotone
    I even asked a god for help.
SIGN    I want to be with Fa, Miss Rufuria, and Miss Rakira forever!
    And I also want a house for us to live in together. Kotone
[03:06] Kotone
    Though I wrote it on the back...
[03:08] Kotone
    But I'm sure it'll come true! I know it!
[03:14] Kotone
    All right, let's work hard!
[03:16] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria, Miss Rakira, let's do this!
[03:19] Rufuria
    What's wrong?
[03:21] Rufuria
    Your voice is weird,
    your smile is unnatural,
[03:24] Rufuria
    and you're wearing your uniform backwards.
[03:26] Kotone
    Oh! You're right!
[03:28] Rufuria
    Where's Fa?
[03:30] Kotone
    Um, w-well...
[03:32] Rufuria
    Is she still in bed because
    she ate too many snacks
[03:35] Rufuria
    and got a stomachache?
[03:37] Kotone
    I wish that were the case, but...
[03:39] Rakira
    But what?
[03:41] Kotone
    Well, she was gone when I woke up.
[03:43] Rufuria
    Gone?! Why didn't you start with that?!
[03:47] Kotone
    I'm sorry.
[03:48] Rakira
    D-Did she go out for a walk?
[03:51] Rufuria
    Maybe.
[03:52] Kotone
    That's what I thought, so I looked
    around before coming to work.
[03:58] Rufuria
    You're definitely acting strange.
[04:00] Rufuria
    Are you sure you're telling us everything?
[04:03] Rakira
    If you're worried about
    something, please tell us.
[04:06] Rufuria
    You can rely on us.
    That's what we said before, right?
[04:10] Kotone
    Yes. Well...
[04:14] Rufuria
    The night the dragon appeared,
    Fa was lying on the ground near the crater?
[04:19] Kotone
    Yes.
[04:20] Kotone
    And Fa didn't seem to remember any of it.
[04:24] Rufuria
    Did you report to Lady Satona?
[04:27] Kotone
    I've been wanting to talk
    to her for a while now,
[04:30] Kotone
    but she's been away on the dragon hunt,
    and I couldn't reach her.
[04:34] Rufuria
    That's right.
[04:38] Isana
    Hello! Can I see some properties?
[04:42] Rufuria
    Y-Yes! Right this way!
[04:45] Rufuria
    Kotone, we have a client!
    Come on! Focus on work for now!
[04:49] Rufuria
    Cheer up!
[04:50] Kotone
    Hi.
[04:51] Rufuria
    You're obviously not cheered up!
[04:53] Isana
    Was this a bad time?
[04:55] Rufuria
    N-Not at all! Don't worry!
[04:59] Rakira
    Please.
[05:00] Isana
    Thanks!
[05:02] Isana
    You see, last night,
    when I came home from work,
[05:05] Isana
    my house was flattened, so I'm in a bind.
SIGN    Oh...
[05:08] Rakira
    Your house was flattened?
[05:10] Rufuria
    Was it the dragon?!
[05:12] Isana
    Actually, the man next door sneezed, and...
[05:17] Isana
    it just fell apart.
[05:18] Rufuria
    From one sneeze?!
[05:21] Isana
    It was a pretty old house.
[05:24] Rufuria
    About how old?
[05:26] Isana
    Made of wood, and around 280 years old?
SIGN    Creak...
[05:30] Rufuria
    Wooden houses normally
    only last 30 years at best!
[05:33] Rufuria
    Yours stood for 280 years?!
[05:36] Isana
    As an elf, 30 years is like,
[05:38] Isana
    "Maybe I'll step outside and see
    if I can find that book I wanted!"
[05:43] Isana
    Human buildings are too fragile!
[05:45] Rufuria
    Thirty years is like stepping
    outside for an errand?
[05:48] Rakira
    I don't get it at all.
[05:50] Rufuria
    Okay, please fill out this form.
[05:53] Isana
    Sure!
[05:56] Isana
    Is this okay?
[05:57] Rufuria
    Yes.
[05:58] Rufuria
    Your name is Miss Isana.
[06:00] Rufuria
    Mr. Nekoemon recommended us to you?
[06:02] Isana
    I couldn't exactly understand
    what he was saying,
[06:05] Isana
    but he's a friend,
    and he strongly recommended you.
SIGN    RPG Real Estate is great!
[06:09] Rufuria
    Thank you. And your age is...
[06:12] Rufuria
    840 years old?!
[06:15] Isana
    And full of life!
[06:16] Rufuria
    I don't get it.
[06:18] Isana
    I'm still growing.
[06:20] Isana
    My breasts and hips will get bigger.
[06:25] Rakira
    Some people can stay small,
    even when they're grown up.
[06:29] Rufuria
    This is hard to comment on!
[06:31] Rufuria
    So you consider yourself a youth.
[06:33] Isana
    Of course!
[06:35] Isana
    Oh...
[06:35] Rufuria
    What's wrong?
[06:37] Isana
    Fashion trends move a bit too
    fast for me. I can't keep up.
SIGN    Fidget Fidget
[06:41] Rufuria
    Uh-huh...
[06:42] Isana
    What happened to epaulets and capes?
    I never see them anymore!
[06:46] Isana
    People all used to look like this!
[06:48] Rufuria
    True! Where did they go?!
SIGN    This is the trendy fashion!
    Stay lightly armored and nimble!
[06:49] Rakira
    Recently, the trend is to go lightly
    armored to show true strength.
[06:54] Isana
    That doesn't cover the vital areas at all!
[06:57] Isana
    Peacetime breeds complacency!
[06:58] Rakira
    Fashion is a life-or-death challenge!
[07:01] Isana
    Hmm...
[07:02] Isana
    Anyway, please find me a sturdy home
    where I can live for a long time!
[07:06] Rufuria
    And 280 years is "short," right?
[07:09] Rufuria
    What should we do?
[07:10] Rakira
    Normally, 100 years
    would already be impressive.
[07:13] Rakria
    Oh, by the way, what is your budget?
[07:15] Isana
    Oh, I work as a historian at the castle,
    so they'll cover all this for me.
[07:21] Isana
    So whatever is fine.
[07:25] Rufuria
    Castle gig, living assistance...
[07:28] Rufuria
    I'm so jealous, I'm about to bleed from my eyes...
[07:30] Rakira
    C-Calm down, Rufuria!
[07:32] Rakira
    She might not look it, but she's an 840-year-old
    professional with a storied career!
SIGN    Slide...
[07:37] Rufuria
    Whoa! Kotone?!
[07:40] Rufuria
    What? A property?
    You were paying attention?
[07:45] Rufuria
    I see! You found this in one go!
[07:48] Isana
    Oh, I like this!
[07:52] Kotone
    This house makes use
    of the World Tree's root.
[07:55] Kotone
    The World Tree is said to have supported
    the world from the day land was created.
[08:01] Kotone
    It is said that when this
    tree dies, the world ends.
[08:05] Kotone
    In other words, it'll last a long time.
[08:07] Rufuria
    That last bit wasn't the best way to put it!
[08:16] Isana
    I like it!
[08:17] Isana
    Also, an elf living in the
    World Tree sounds so cool!
[08:21] Kotone
    That way of thinking isn't very cool.
[08:24] Rufuria
    Stop it, Kotone!
[08:25] Kotone
    Right...
[08:26] Isana
    All right, I like it!
[08:29] Isana
    I'll take this!
[08:31] Rakira
    Okay, can we get back to the office
    and fill out some paperwork?
[08:35] Isana
    Okay, okay!
[08:37] Rufuria
    Well done, Kotone!
[08:39] Rufuria
    You found the right house
    for the client in one go!
SIGN    Blank...
[08:45] Rufuria
    Kotone?
[08:47] Rufuria
    I thought maybe she flipped
    from clumsy to talented.
[08:51] Rakira
    Don't worry! She'll make a full revolution soon!
[08:54] Rufuria
    And go back to the way she was?!
[09:01] Rufuria
    I-I'm sorry! I shouldn't have called you clumsy!
[09:04] Kotone
    No, it's not that!
[09:05] Kotone
    I just can't stop worrying about Fa!
[09:09] Rakira
    Of course. Let's all go and
    look for her after work.
[09:13] Kotone
    Okay...
[09:14] Isana
    What's going on?
[09:16] Kotone
    I'm sorry. My friend went missing this morning.
[09:20] Isana
    That's terrible!
[09:22] Isana
    At the castle, they call me a "walking library."
[09:26] Isana
    Let me know if I can help in any way!
[09:28] Kotone
    Where is Fa?! Please tell me!
[09:31] Isana
    Hey! That's not a superpower that I have!
[09:38] Isana
    A white-haired girl with
    horns and a bumpy tail,
[09:42] Isana
    who can talk to both humans and non-humans...
[09:46] Kotone
    Yes! That's Fa's description!
[09:48] Kotone
    Does that ring a bell?
[09:50] Isana
    Well, I'm not sure, but...
[09:54] Isana
    They say the Dark Lord who was defeated
    by humans fifteen years ago
[09:58] Isana
    could understand any non-human language.
[10:01] Kotone & Rufuria & Rakira
    The Dark Lord?!
[10:03] Isana
    And they said she was a
    beautiful half-beast woman
[10:07] Isana
    who could transform
    into a giant white dragon.
[10:11] Isana
    I don't know what that girl's
    relationship is with the Dark Lord,
[10:14] Isana
    but from what I've heard,
    they share many characteristics.
[10:19] Isana
    If we assume the Dark Lord's returned
    and is taking her revenge on humanity,
[10:24] Isana
    it does explain the recent
    dragon incidents, somewhat.
[10:29] Kotone
    Th-That's not possible! Fa is such a good girl!
[10:33] Kotone
    She would never hurt anyone!
[10:35] Isana
    But what if someone else
    is controlling her mind?
[10:41] Rufuria
    Lady Satona said she found
    Fa in the forest, right?
[10:45] Rakira
    Yeah...
[10:46] Isana
    I see. Maybe you should talk
    to Satona and ask for details.
[10:50] Rufuria
    Yes. Kotone, let's find Fa and
    hand her over to the royal army.
[10:56] Kotone
    Wait a second! Hand her over?!
    How could you say that?!
[11:00] Rufuria
    Fa could be the dragon that attacked the city.
    Maybe she's even the Dark Lord herself!
[11:05] Rufuria
    Who knows if she'll attack the city again?
[11:08] Kotone
    I won't believe that!
[11:11] Rufuria
    I don't want to, either!
    But it answers so many questions!
[11:15] Kotone
    Fa would never hurt anyone! Ever!
[11:19] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria, it's terrible that you'd doubt Fa!
[11:22] Rufuria
    But then, why—
[11:23] Rakira
    Calm down, both of you!
[11:28] Rakira
    We have to find Fa first.
    There's nothing we can do until then.
[11:32] Rakira
    Let's go find Fa together after work. Okay?
[11:36] Rufuria
    Right.
[11:38] Rakira
    And no fighting! Come on, make up!
[11:44] Kotone
    I'm sorry.
[11:45] Rufuria
    I also apologize.
SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
SIGN    Deals Signed
[11:55] Rufuria
    Well, we reached our target, but...
[12:00] (Flashback) Kotone
    When we reach our goal,
    how should we celebrate?
[12:02] (Flashback) Kotone
    Maybe a vacation trip to a southern island?
[12:05] (Flashback) Fa
    I want to go!
[12:09] Rakira
    I'm sure we'll find Fa.
[12:11] Kotone
    Yeah.
[12:25] Kotone
    I'm going to go back to
    the apartment for starters.
[12:29] Rufuria
    Good idea. Maybe she's back home already.
[12:32] Rakira
    Yes. We'll head home first,
    then let you know.
[12:43] Rakira
    Rufuria? We need to go.
[12:46] Rakira
    What's wrong?
SIGN    Mysterious girl appears after dragon attack!!
[12:54] Rakira
    Fa...
[13:01] Kotone
    Fa, where did you go?
[13:04] Kotone
    Please come back!
[13:13] Kotone
    Fa!
[13:25] Kotone
    Fa, are you all right?!
[13:27] Fa
    K-Kotone...
[13:29] Kotone
    I was so worried about you!
[13:32] Fa
    I...
[13:33] Kotone
    "I"?
SIGN    Gurgle
[13:37] Fa
    I'm so hungry...
[13:48] Fa
    That's so good!
[13:49] Kotone
    Eat all you like. And when
    you're done, let's take a bath.
[13:53] Fa
    Okay!
[13:55] Fa
    Hey, Kotone... I was somewhere
    I didn't know again.
[14:03] Fa
    Kotone?
[14:04] Kotone
    Don't worry! You don't need
    to worry about anything, Fa!
[14:08] Fa
    Really?
[14:12] Kotone
    Yes?
[14:13] Rufuria
    Kotone?
[14:14] Kotone
    Oh, Miss Rufuria?
[14:16] Rufuria
    Did Fa come home?
[14:18] Kotone
    Fa is nowhere to be found!
[14:19] Kotone
    Completely missing! No way to find her!
[14:25] Kotone
    Don't worry about it!
[14:26] Fa
    I am worried! Why did you lie to Rufuria?
[14:29] Kotone
    Never mind! Let's take that bath!
[14:32] Fa
    I'm not done eating yet!
[14:35] Kotone
    Then I'll eat for you!
[14:37] Fa
    Why?! That's mine!
[14:43] Fa
    Kotone is so weird.
[14:50] Fa
    Maybe when my memory is blank... I really...
[14:56] Kotone
    I need a way to hide Fa!
[14:59] Kotone
    Fa! Are you out of the... bath?
[15:02] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria! Miss Rakira!
[15:05] Rufuria
    You're such a bad liar.
[15:07] Fa
    Rufuria told me everything.
[15:10] Fa
    I might be the dragon
    that attacked the town.
[15:14] Kotone
    N-No way! Y-You see,
    Miss Rufuria has a health condition
[15:19] Kotone
    that makes her tell only lies
    during a full moon!
[15:21] Rufuria
    Awoo! A skillet is a handy skill!
[15:25] Rufuria
    What kind of lie is that?!
[15:30] Rufuria
    Fa, where were you while
    everyone was working today?
[15:35] Fa
    I don't remember.
[15:36] Kotone
    Who cares?!
[15:38] Kotone
    I often pretend to work and just slack off, too!
[15:42] Rufuria
    I care! Wait, you slack off?!
[15:44] Kotone
    Please stop accusing Fa!
[15:47] Kotone
    She's so cute! How can she be
    the dragon that attacked the city?!
[15:51] Rufuria
    I want to believe her, too! But...
SIGN    Mysterious girl appears after dragon attack!!
[15:54] Rufuria
    After seeing this, can you really trust her?
[16:00] Kotone
    I can! Fa would never hurt anyone!
[16:04] Fa
    Kotone...
[16:08] Sera
    Don't move!
[16:10] Kotone
    Miss Sera! Miss Mona! And Miss Isana, too?!
[16:14] Isana
    I'm sorry. I work for the kingdom.
    I couldn't help it.
[16:19] Isana
    I reported her to the authorities.
[16:24] Sera
    Fa, we're taking you into custody.
[16:28] Kotone
    Miss Sera?
[16:29] Mona
    I heard the story and suddenly remembered.
[16:33] Mona
    When Sera's project was about to fail,
    you helped us, right?
[16:42] Mona
    You had the same amount of
    magic power as 100,000 people.
[16:46] Rufuria
    A hundred thousand?!
[16:50] Mona
    Come to think of it,
    I guess that's because she's a dragon.
[16:54] Sera
    We're taking her into custody.
[16:58] Kotone
    Wait! Stop!
[17:01] Mona
    Ice Arrow!
[17:05] Mona
    Make one more move,
    and I'll turn you into an ice cube.
[17:10] Rakira
    She's strong.
[17:11] Rufuria
    She's at a whole different level from us!
[17:13] Kotone
    But!
[17:14] Fa
    It's okay. I'll go.
[17:17] Fa
    Hey, are you going to put me in a jail?
[17:20] Sera
    We'll take you to see Lady Satona first.
[17:26] Fa
    If that stops the dragon from coming out,
    everyone can live in peace, right?
[17:31] Fa
    So I'll go!
[17:33] Kotone
    Fa...
[17:36] Sera
    It's settled, then. Take her.
[17:41] Kotone
    Stop! Fa!
[17:43] Fa
    Don't worry, Kotone. It's all right.
[17:49] Kotone
    Wait... No! Stop!
[17:54] Rufuria
    Kotone, calm down!
[17:56] Kotone
    Fa!
[18:01] Mona
    Sera, you're pretty good
    at being a villain, too.
[18:04] Sera
    Hey! Cut it out!
[18:06] Fa
    Stay safe, everyone!
[18:11] Sera
    Move out!
[18:30] Rufuria
    Kotone...
[18:33] Kotone
    I couldn't do anything for Fa...
[18:36] Kotone
    I really am clumsy and completely useless!
[18:55] Fa
    What if I never get to see them again?
[19:00] Fa
    But hurting other people would be worse.
[19:05] Fa
    This is for the best.
[19:20] (Flashback) Fa
    Kotone's singing is so relaxing.
[19:24] (Flashback) Kotone
    This must be what true happiness is.
[19:27] (Flashback) Fa
    I want to stay with Kotone forever, too!
[19:32] (Flashback) Kotone
    Fa, let's stay together forever and ever.
[19:50] (Flashback) Fa
    Now you're friends!
[19:58] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria, Miss Rakira...
[20:00] Kotone
    Fa has always connected people
    to make them happy.
[20:06] Kotone
    She always...
[20:08] (Flashback) Grandfather
    Monsters, dragons, we all should
    live together, under the moon.
[20:14] Kotone
    "All live together"...
[20:17] Kotone
    I still think...
[20:20] Rufuria
    Kotone?!
[20:28] Kotone
    Fa! I'll save you!
[20:31] Kotone
    Please wait for me...
[20:47] Isana
    If she's really the dragon,
    it will be a great discovery!
[20:51] Isana
    Let's have the Hero and her party check, too.
[20:54] Sera
    Yes, Lady Isana.
[20:56] Mona
    Sera, this might be the one
    and only time you receive praise.
[20:59] Sera
    I-It won't be the only time!
    It happens every once in a while!
[21:03] Mona
    Really?
[21:06] Sera
    Wh-What's that?!
[21:07] Isana
    Th-The ground!
[21:16] Fa
    What's going on?!
[21:21] Fa
    The dragon!
[21:23] Fa
    I'm so glad! I wasn't the dragon
    that attacked the town after all!
[21:27] Fa
    Yay!
[21:30] Fa
    I'm too high up! I'm gonna...
[21:33] Fa
    fall!
[21:43] Fa
    Kotone?
[21:46] Kotone
    Yeah!
[23:25] Fa
    Fa here!
[23:26] Fa
    Sorry to worry you.
[23:28] Fa
    I want to be with Kotone,
    Rufuria, and Rakira forever.
[23:32] Kotone
    Yeah! Let's do that!
[23:34] Fa
    Kotone?!
[23:35] Kotone
    Next episode: "Fa, Let's Go Home Together."
SIGN    Property 11
    Fa, Let's Go Home Together
[23:37] Fa
    Hear that? Don't miss it!