# E10 - Woes of Longevity! I Need a Sturdy House That I Can Live in for a Long Time!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX83KJ/woes-of-longevity-i-need-a-sturdy-house-that-i-can-live-in-for-a-long-time)
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**[00:10] Rastire**
This way...
**[00:34] Kotone**
Good morning, Fa.
**[00:44] Kotone**
Fa?
***SIGN*** Property 10
Woes of Longevity!
I Need a Sturdy House That I Can Live in for a Long Time!
***SIGN*** RPG
Real Estate
**[02:27] Kotone**
Good morning.
**[02:29] Rakira**
Good morning.
***SIGN*** Deals Signed
**[02:31] Rufuria**
Good work on that business trip yesterday.
***SIGN*** Two-story house
in the countryside
**[02:33] Rufuria**
Let's do our best to land one
more deal and reach our target!
**[02:52] Kotone**
*She's all right. I'm sure Fa is all right.*
**[02:58] Kotone**
*I even asked a god for help.*
***SIGN*** I want to be with Fa, Miss Rufuria, and Miss Rakira forever!
And I also want a house for us to live in together. Kotone
**[03:06] Kotone**
Though I wrote it on the back...
**[03:08] Kotone**
But I'm sure it'll come true! I know it!
**[03:14] Kotone**
All right, let's work hard!
**[03:16] Kotone**
Miss Rufuria, Miss Rakira, let's do this!
**[03:19] Rufuria**
What's wrong?
**[03:21] Rufuria**
Your voice is weird,
your smile is unnatural,
**[03:24] Rufuria**
and you're wearing your uniform backwards.
**[03:26] Kotone**
Oh! You're right!
**[03:28] Rufuria**
Where's Fa?
**[03:30] Kotone**
Um, w-well...
**[03:32] Rufuria**
Is she still in bed because
she ate too many snacks
**[03:35] Rufuria**
and got a stomachache?
**[03:37] Kotone**
I wish that were the case, but...
**[03:39] Rakira**
But what?
**[03:41] Kotone**
Well, she was gone when I woke up.
**[03:43] Rufuria**
Gone?! Why didn't you start with that?!
**[03:47] Kotone**
I'm sorry.
**[03:48] Rakira**
D-Did she go out for a walk?
**[03:51] Rufuria**
Maybe.
**[03:52] Kotone**
That's what I thought, so I looked
around before coming to work.
**[03:58] Rufuria**
You're definitely acting strange.
**[04:00] Rufuria**
Are you sure you're telling us everything?
**[04:03] Rakira**
If you're worried about
something, please tell us.
**[04:06] Rufuria**
You can rely on us.
That's what we said before, right?
**[04:10] Kotone**
Yes. Well...
**[04:14] Rufuria**
The night the dragon appeared,
Fa was lying on the ground near the crater?
**[04:19] Kotone**
Yes.
**[04:20] Kotone**
And Fa didn't seem to remember any of it.
**[04:24] Rufuria**
Did you report to Lady Satona?
**[04:27] Kotone**
I've been wanting to talk
to her for a while now,
**[04:30] Kotone**
but she's been away on the dragon hunt,
and I couldn't reach her.
**[04:34] Rufuria**
That's right.
**[04:38] Isana**
Hello! Can I see some properties?
**[04:42] Rufuria**
Y-Yes! Right this way!
**[04:45] Rufuria**
Kotone, we have a client!
Come on! Focus on work for now!
**[04:49] Rufuria**
Cheer up!
**[04:50] Kotone**
Hi.
**[04:51] Rufuria**
You're obviously not cheered up!
**[04:53] Isana**
Was this a bad time?
**[04:55] Rufuria**
N-Not at all! Don't worry!
**[04:59] Rakira**
Please.
**[05:00] Isana**
Thanks!
**[05:02] Isana**
You see, last night,
when I came home from work,
**[05:05] Isana**
my house was flattened, so I'm in a bind.
***SIGN*** Oh...
**[05:08] Rakira**
Your house was flattened?
**[05:10] Rufuria**
Was it the dragon?!
**[05:12] Isana**
Actually, the man next door sneezed, and...
**[05:17] Isana**
it just fell apart.
**[05:18] Rufuria**
From one sneeze?!
**[05:21] Isana**
It was a pretty old house.
**[05:24] Rufuria**
About how old?
**[05:26] Isana**
Made of wood, and around 280 years old?
***SIGN*** Creak...
**[05:30] Rufuria**
Wooden houses normally
only last 30 years at best!
**[05:33] Rufuria**
Yours stood for 280 years?!
**[05:36] Isana**
As an elf, 30 years is like,
**[05:38] Isana**
"Maybe I'll step outside and see
if I can find that book I wanted!"
**[05:43] Isana**
Human buildings are too fragile!
**[05:45] Rufuria**
Thirty years is like stepping
outside for an errand?
**[05:48] Rakira**
I don't get it at all.
**[05:50] Rufuria**
Okay, please fill out this form.
**[05:53] Isana**
Sure!
**[05:56] Isana**
Is this okay?
**[05:57] Rufuria**
Yes.
**[05:58] Rufuria**
Your name is Miss Isana.
**[06:00] Rufuria**
Mr. Nekoemon recommended us to you?
**[06:02] Isana**
I couldn't exactly understand
what he was saying,
**[06:05] Isana**
but he's a friend,
and he strongly recommended you.
***SIGN*** RPG Real Estate is great!
**[06:09] Rufuria**
Thank you. And your age is...
**[06:12] Rufuria**
840 years old?!
**[06:15] Isana**
And full of life!
**[06:16] Rufuria**
I don't get it.
**[06:18] Isana**
I'm still growing.
**[06:20] Isana**
My breasts and hips will get bigger.
**[06:25] Rakira**
Some people can stay small,
even when they're grown up.
**[06:29] Rufuria**
This is hard to comment on!
**[06:31] Rufuria**
So you consider yourself a youth.
**[06:33] Isana**
Of course!
**[06:35] Isana**
Oh...
**[06:35] Rufuria**
What's wrong?
**[06:37] Isana**
Fashion trends move a bit too
fast for me. I can't keep up.
***SIGN*** Fidget Fidget
**[06:41] Rufuria**
Uh-huh...
**[06:42] Isana**
What happened to epaulets and capes?
I never see them anymore!
**[06:46] Isana**
People all used to look like this!
**[06:48] Rufuria**
True! Where did they go?!
***SIGN*** This is the trendy fashion!
Stay lightly armored and nimble!
**[06:49] Rakira**
Recently, the trend is to go lightly
armored to show true strength.
**[06:54] Isana**
That doesn't cover the vital areas at all!
**[06:57] Isana**
Peacetime breeds complacency!
**[06:58] Rakira**
Fashion is a life-or-death challenge!
**[07:01] Isana**
Hmm...
**[07:02] Isana**
Anyway, please find me a sturdy home
where I can live for a long time!
**[07:06] Rufuria**
And 280 years is "short," right?
**[07:09] Rufuria**
What should we do?
**[07:10] Rakira**
Normally, 100 years
would already be impressive.
**[07:13] Rakria**
Oh, by the way, what is your budget?
**[07:15] Isana**
Oh, I work as a historian at the castle,
so they'll cover all this for me.
**[07:21] Isana**
So whatever is fine.
**[07:25] Rufuria**
Castle gig, living assistance...
**[07:28] Rufuria**
I'm so jealous, I'm about to bleed from my eyes...
**[07:30] Rakira**
C-Calm down, Rufuria!
**[07:32] Rakira**
She might not look it, but she's an 840-year-old
professional with a storied career!
***SIGN*** Slide...
**[07:37] Rufuria**
Whoa! Kotone?!
**[07:40] Rufuria**
What? A property?
You were paying attention?
**[07:45] Rufuria**
I see! You found this in one go!
**[07:48] Isana**
Oh, I like this!
**[07:52] Kotone**
This house makes use
of the World Tree's root.
**[07:55] Kotone**
The World Tree is said to have supported
the world from the day land was created.
**[08:01] Kotone**
It is said that when this
tree dies, the world ends.
**[08:05] Kotone**
In other words, it'll last a long time.
**[08:07] Rufuria**
That last bit wasn't the best way to put it!
**[08:16] Isana**
I like it!
**[08:17] Isana**
Also, an elf living in the
World Tree sounds so cool!
**[08:21] Kotone**
That way of thinking isn't very cool.
**[08:24] Rufuria**
Stop it, Kotone!
**[08:25] Kotone**
Right...
**[08:26] Isana**
All right, I like it!
**[08:29] Isana**
I'll take this!
**[08:31] Rakira**
Okay, can we get back to the office
and fill out some paperwork?
**[08:35] Isana**
Okay, okay!
**[08:37] Rufuria**
Well done, Kotone!
**[08:39] Rufuria**
You found the right house
for the client in one go!
***SIGN*** Blank...
**[08:45] Rufuria**
Kotone?
**[08:47] Rufuria**
I thought maybe she flipped
from clumsy to talented.
**[08:51] Rakira**
Don't worry! She'll make a full revolution soon!
**[08:54] Rufuria**
And go back to the way she was?!
**[09:01] Rufuria**
I-I'm sorry! I shouldn't have called you clumsy!
**[09:04] Kotone**
No, it's not that!
**[09:05] Kotone**
I just can't stop worrying about Fa!
**[09:09] Rakira**
Of course. Let's all go and
look for her after work.
**[09:13] Kotone**
Okay...
**[09:14] Isana**
What's going on?
**[09:16] Kotone**
I'm sorry. My friend went missing this morning.
**[09:20] Isana**
That's terrible!
**[09:22] Isana**
At the castle, they call me a "walking library."
**[09:26] Isana**
Let me know if I can help in any way!
**[09:28] Kotone**
Where is Fa?! Please tell me!
**[09:31] Isana**
Hey! That's not a superpower that I have!
**[09:38] Isana**
A white-haired girl with
horns and a bumpy tail,
**[09:42] Isana**
who can talk to both humans and non-humans...
**[09:46] Kotone**
Yes! That's Fa's description!
**[09:48] Kotone**
Does that ring a bell?
**[09:50] Isana**
Well, I'm not sure, but...
**[09:54] Isana**
They say the Dark Lord who was defeated
by humans fifteen years ago
**[09:58] Isana**
could understand any non-human language.
**[10:01] Kotone & Rufuria & Rakira**
The Dark Lord?!
**[10:03] Isana**
And they said she was a
beautiful half-beast woman
**[10:07] Isana**
who could transform
into a giant white dragon.
**[10:11] Isana**
I don't know what that girl's
relationship is with the Dark Lord,
**[10:14] Isana**
but from what I've heard,
they share many characteristics.
**[10:19] Isana**
If we assume the Dark Lord's returned
and is taking her revenge on humanity,
**[10:24] Isana**
it does explain the recent
dragon incidents, somewhat.
**[10:29] Kotone**
Th-That's not possible! Fa is such a good girl!
**[10:33] Kotone**
She would never hurt anyone!
**[10:35] Isana**
But what if someone else
is controlling her mind?
**[10:41] Rufuria**
Lady Satona said she found
Fa in the forest, right?
**[10:45] Rakira**
Yeah...
**[10:46] Isana**
I see. Maybe you should talk
to Satona and ask for details.
**[10:50] Rufuria**
Yes. Kotone, let's find Fa and
hand her over to the royal army.
**[10:56] Kotone**
Wait a second! Hand her over?!
How could you say that?!
**[11:00] Rufuria**
Fa could be the dragon that attacked the city.
Maybe she's even the Dark Lord herself!
**[11:05] Rufuria**
Who knows if she'll attack the city again?
**[11:08] Kotone**
I won't believe that!
**[11:11] Rufuria**
I don't want to, either!
But it answers so many questions!
**[11:15] Kotone**
Fa would never hurt anyone! Ever!
**[11:19] Kotone**
Miss Rufuria, it's terrible that you'd doubt Fa!
**[11:22] Rufuria**
But then, why—
**[11:23] Rakira**
Calm down, both of you!
**[11:28] Rakira**
We have to find Fa first.
There's nothing we can do until then.
**[11:32] Rakira**
Let's go find Fa together after work. Okay?
**[11:36] Rufuria**
Right.
**[11:38] Rakira**
And no fighting! Come on, make up!
**[11:44] Kotone**
I'm sorry.
**[11:45] Rufuria**
I also apologize.
***SIGN*** RPG
Real Estate
***SIGN*** Deals Signed
**[11:55] Rufuria**
Well, we reached our target, but...
**[12:00] (Flashback) Kotone**
When we reach our goal,
how should we celebrate?
**[12:02] (Flashback) Kotone**
Maybe a vacation trip to a southern island?
**[12:05] (Flashback) Fa**
I want to go!
**[12:09] Rakira**
I'm sure we'll find Fa.
**[12:11] Kotone**
Yeah.
**[12:25] Kotone**
I'm going to go back to
the apartment for starters.
**[12:29] Rufuria**
Good idea. Maybe she's back home already.
**[12:32] Rakira**
Yes. We'll head home first,
then let you know.
**[12:43] Rakira**
Rufuria? We need to go.
**[12:46] Rakira**
What's wrong?
***SIGN*** Mysterious girl appears after dragon attack!!
**[12:54] Rakira**
Fa...
**[13:01] Kotone**
*Fa, where did you go?*
**[13:04] Kotone**
*Please come back!*
**[13:13] Kotone**
Fa!
**[13:25] Kotone**
Fa, are you all right?!
**[13:27] Fa**
K-Kotone...
**[13:29] Kotone**
I was so worried about you!
**[13:32] Fa**
I...
**[13:33] Kotone**
"I"?
***SIGN*** Gurgle
**[13:37] Fa**
I'm so hungry...
**[13:48] Fa**
That's so good!
**[13:49] Kotone**
Eat all you like. And when
you're done, let's take a bath.
**[13:53] Fa**
Okay!
**[13:55] Fa**
Hey, Kotone... I was somewhere
I didn't know again.
**[14:03] Fa**
Kotone?
**[14:04] Kotone**
Don't worry! You don't need
to worry about anything, Fa!
**[14:08] Fa**
Really?
**[14:12] Kotone**
Yes?
**[14:13] Rufuria**
*Kotone?*
**[14:14] Kotone**
Oh, Miss Rufuria?
**[14:16] Rufuria**
*Did Fa come home?*
**[14:18] Kotone**
Fa is nowhere to be found!
**[14:19] Kotone**
Completely missing! No way to find her!
**[14:25] Kotone**
Don't worry about it!
**[14:26] Fa**
I am worried! Why did you lie to Rufuria?
**[14:29] Kotone**
Never mind! Let's take that bath!
**[14:32] Fa**
I'm not done eating yet!
**[14:35] Kotone**
Then I'll eat for you!
**[14:37] Fa**
Why?! That's mine!
**[14:43] Fa**
Kotone is so weird.
**[14:50] Fa**
Maybe when my memory is blank... I really...
**[14:56] Kotone**
I need a way to hide Fa!
**[14:59] Kotone**
Fa! Are you out of the... bath?
**[15:02] Kotone**
Miss Rufuria! Miss Rakira!
**[15:05] Rufuria**
You're such a bad liar.
**[15:07] Fa**
Rufuria told me everything.
**[15:10] Fa**
I might be the dragon
that attacked the town.
**[15:14] Kotone**
N-No way! Y-You see,
Miss Rufuria has a health condition
**[15:19] Kotone**
that makes her tell only lies
during a full moon!
**[15:21] Rufuria**
Awoo! A skillet is a handy skill!
**[15:25] Rufuria**
What kind of lie is that?!
**[15:30] Rufuria**
Fa, where were you while
everyone was working today?
**[15:35] Fa**
I don't remember.
**[15:36] Kotone**
Who cares?!
**[15:38] Kotone**
I often pretend to work and just slack off, too!
**[15:42] Rufuria**
I care! Wait, you slack off?!
**[15:44] Kotone**
Please stop accusing Fa!
**[15:47] Kotone**
She's so cute! How can she be
the dragon that attacked the city?!
**[15:51] Rufuria**
I want to believe her, too! But...
***SIGN*** Mysterious girl appears after dragon attack!!
**[15:54] Rufuria**
After seeing this, can you really trust her?
**[16:00] Kotone**
I can! Fa would never hurt anyone!
**[16:04] Fa**
Kotone...
**[16:08] Sera**
Don't move!
**[16:10] Kotone**
Miss Sera! Miss Mona! And Miss Isana, too?!
**[16:14] Isana**
I'm sorry. I work for the kingdom.
I couldn't help it.
**[16:19] Isana**
I reported her to the authorities.
**[16:24] Sera**
Fa, we're taking you into custody.
**[16:28] Kotone**
Miss Sera?
**[16:29] Mona**
I heard the story and suddenly remembered.
**[16:33] Mona**
When Sera's project was about to fail,
you helped us, right?
**[16:42] Mona**
You had the same amount of
magic power as 100,000 people.
**[16:46] Rufuria**
A hundred thousand?!
**[16:50] Mona**
Come to think of it,
I guess that's because she's a dragon.
**[16:54] Sera**
We're taking her into custody.
**[16:58] Kotone**
Wait! Stop!
**[17:01] Mona**
Ice Arrow!
**[17:05] Mona**
Make one more move,
and I'll turn you into an ice cube.
**[17:10] Rakira**
She's strong.
**[17:11] Rufuria**
She's at a whole different level from us!
**[17:13] Kotone**
But!
**[17:14] Fa**
It's okay. I'll go.
**[17:17] Fa**
Hey, are you going to put me in a jail?
**[17:20] Sera**
We'll take you to see Lady Satona first.
**[17:26] Fa**
If that stops the dragon from coming out,
everyone can live in peace, right?
**[17:31] Fa**
So I'll go!
**[17:33] Kotone**
Fa...
**[17:36] Sera**
It's settled, then. Take her.
**[17:41] Kotone**
Stop! Fa!
**[17:43] Fa**
Don't worry, Kotone. It's all right.
**[17:49] Kotone**
Wait... No! Stop!
**[17:54] Rufuria**
Kotone, calm down!
**[17:56] Kotone**
Fa!
**[18:01] Mona**
Sera, you're pretty good
at being a villain, too.
**[18:04] Sera**
Hey! Cut it out!
**[18:06] Fa**
Stay safe, everyone!
**[18:11] Sera**
Move out!
**[18:30] Rufuria**
Kotone...
**[18:33] Kotone**
I couldn't do anything for Fa...
**[18:36] Kotone**
I really am clumsy and completely useless!
**[18:55] Fa**
*What if I never get to see them again?*
**[19:00] Fa**
*But hurting other people would be worse.*
**[19:05] Fa**
*This is for the best.*
**[19:20] (Flashback) Fa**
Kotone's singing is so relaxing.
**[19:24] (Flashback) Kotone**
This must be what true happiness is.
**[19:27] (Flashback) Fa**
I want to stay with Kotone forever, too!
**[19:32] (Flashback) Kotone**
Fa, let's stay together forever and ever.
**[19:50] (Flashback) Fa**
Now you're friends!
**[19:58] Kotone**
Miss Rufuria, Miss Rakira...
**[20:00] Kotone**
Fa has always connected people
to make them happy.
**[20:06] Kotone**
She always...
**[20:08] (Flashback) Grandfather**
Monsters, dragons, we all should
live together, under the moon.
**[20:14] Kotone**
"All live together"...
**[20:17] Kotone**
I still think...
**[20:20] Rufuria**
Kotone?!
**[20:28] Kotone**
*Fa! I'll save you!*
**[20:31] Kotone**
*Please wait for me...*
**[20:47] Isana**
If she's really the dragon,
it will be a great discovery!
**[20:51] Isana**
Let's have the Hero and her party check, too.
**[20:54] Sera**
Yes, Lady Isana.
**[20:56] Mona**
Sera, this might be the one
and only time you receive praise.
**[20:59] Sera**
I-It won't be the only time!
It happens every once in a while!
**[21:03] Mona**
Really?
**[21:06] Sera**
Wh-What's that?!
**[21:07] Isana**
Th-The ground!
**[21:16] Fa**
What's going on?!
**[21:21] Fa**
The dragon!
**[21:23] Fa**
I'm so glad! I wasn't the dragon
that attacked the town after all!
**[21:27] Fa**
Yay!
**[21:30] Fa**
I'm too high up! I'm gonna...
**[21:33] Fa**
fall!
**[21:43] Fa**
Kotone?
**[21:46] Kotone**
Yeah!
**[23:25] Fa**
Fa here!
**[23:26] Fa**
Sorry to worry you.
**[23:28] Fa**
I want to be with Kotone,
Rufuria, and Rakira forever.
**[23:32] Kotone**
Yeah! Let's do that!
**[23:34] Fa**
Kotone?!
**[23:35] Kotone**
Next episode: "Fa, Let's Go Home Together."
***SIGN*** Property 11
Fa, Let's Go Home Together
**[23:37] Fa**
Hear that? Don't miss it!