E3 - For Real! Dragon, Ghost, Overwhelming Magic?!

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SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
SIGN    Dragon Appearance Confirmed
SIGN    Dragon Appearance Confirmed, Disasters Ensue
[00:45] Rufuria
    This says a dragon appeared.
[00:49] Kotone
    A dragon?
[00:51] Rakira
    Isn't this the first time
    since the war ended?
[00:56] Rufuria
    Lady Satona is going to investigate it herself,
    and the army was dispatched, too.
[01:09] Kotone
    The army...
[01:12] Kotone
    I don't think dragons do bad things...
[01:17] Lily
    Excuse me.
[01:20] Kotone
    Welcome!
[01:22] Lily
    I made a reservation for a property tour.
[01:25] Kotone
    Yes, you must be Miss Lily!
[01:28] Kotone
    I'm Kotone Kazairo.
    I'll be showing you around today.
SIGN    Property 3 For Real! Dragon, Ghost, Overwhelming Magic!?
[03:08] Kotone
    Miss Lily, this property
    is highly recommended.
[03:12] Kotone
    It gets plenty of sunlight,
    and the view from the window is great.
[03:16] Kotone
    It offers easy access to the city, too!
[03:20] Kotone
    No? Do you have any specific requests?
[03:24] Lily
    I don't think my conditions can ever be met.
[03:29] Kotone
    I see...
[03:30] Kotone
    Well, if a new property comes up,
    I'll let you know!
[03:37] Non-human child
    There!
[03:38] Children
    Yay!
[03:41] Rufuria
    Yes... Yes...
[03:44] Rufuria
    I understand.
[03:47] Rufuria
    Thank you.
[03:52] Rufuria
    It's Mr. Chorrand's apartment again.
    Another resident is leaving.
[03:56] Rakira
    Again? I think this one only
    lasted about a month.
[04:00] Kotone
    I'm back!
[04:03] Kotone
    What's wrong?
SIGN    Gloom...
[04:06] Rufuria
    They found it...
[04:09] Kotone
    Found what?
[04:11] Kotone
    A hot spring?!
[04:12] Rufuria
    Of course not!
[04:13] Rufuria
    That would be a good thing!
    I'd live there! I'd live there forever!
[04:17] Rufuria
    Ghosts! They found ghosts there!
[04:21] Kotone
    What?! Scary!
[04:23] Kotone
    I don't like those types of things.
[04:26] Fa
    Can't you be friends?
[04:27] Kotone
    Hmm, I wonder...
[04:30] Kotone
    It'd be great if they could
    bring me the morning paper.
SIGN    Thank you
[04:33] Fa
    Oh, I want them to make me pancakes!
[04:36] Rufuria
    You just want a maid.
[04:39] Rufuria
    W-Well, not that I believe
    in ghosts or anything...
[04:43] Rufuria
    But they reported things moving on their own,
    the feeling of someone hiding in the closet,
[04:48] Rufuria
    and their feet being grabbed
    while they were sleeping.
[04:51] Kotone
    That's super scary!
[04:53] Rufuria
    Aren't they just imagining all that?
[05:00] Rufuria
    Hey! Fa!
[05:04] Rufuria
    I won't be so forgiving next time!
[05:07] Fa
    Okay...
[05:08] Rufuria
    Rakira, you're not afraid
    of ghosts, either, are you?
[05:11] Rakira
    Huh?
[05:12] Rakira
    I don't like the undead...
[05:14] Kotone
    You too, Miss Rakira?
[05:16] Rakira
    They keep coming, no matter
    how many times I slash them.
[05:19] Kotone
    This is about fighting?!
[05:21] Kotone
    Who wants to go check on the vacant room?
[05:24] Kotone
    What if the ghosts are really there?
[05:27] Rufuria
    C-Cut it out!
[05:30] Rakira
    Rufuria, I thought you didn't believe in ghosts.
[05:34] Rufuria
    Of course I'm not scared...
[05:38] Rakira
    Sure, sure.
SIGN    Chorrand's Apartment
[05:44] Kotone
    We ended up all going together.
[05:54] Fa
    Exploring a haunted house!
[05:57] Kotone
    This sure does appear haunted.
[06:00] Rufuria
    H-How are you able to march
    on with no hesitation?
SIGN    Mutter...
[06:03] Rakira
    The person in the back
    is the most vulnerable.
SIGN    March March March March
[06:07] Rakira
    Wait! Stop!
[06:15] Rakira
    Who goes there?!
[06:17] Chorrand
    It's Chorrand, the landlord.
[06:21] Rakira
    That was close.
    I almost chopped his head off.
[06:25] Kotone
    That would have been a
    scarier sight than any ghost.
[06:29] Chorrand
    This is the room.
[06:32] Kotone
    The room itself seems pretty normal.
[06:36] Fa
    Oh, someone's here!
[06:39] Fa
    Hey there, hello!
[06:43] Fa
    Hmm? This is the first time I've
    met someone I didn't understand!
[06:49] Rufuria
    Don't open things without permission!
[06:52] Rufuria
    W-Was that...
[06:53] Kotone
    I'm scared!
[06:56] Rakira
    I-I want to be more girly and act scared!
[07:00] Rakira
    Ghosts! Scary!
[07:05] Rufuria's soul
    Hi!
[07:07] Kotone
    Miss Rakira! You're choking her!
[07:09] Kotone
    You're turning Miss Rufuria into a ghost!
[07:13] Chorrand
    How very troublesome. Why do
    spiritual events occur in this room?
[07:20] Kotone
    Can you think of anything
    that might be causing it?
[07:25] Chorrand
    Well, the area outside
    the room is a cemetery.
[07:30] Chorrand
    And a few people did die in
    the room, but that's about it.
[07:34] Rufuria
    That sounds like a pretty solid lead!
[07:37] Kotone
    These are ghosts!
    These are definitely ghosts!
[07:42] Kotone
    S-Something's floating!
[07:45] Ghost B
    Let's play...
[07:49] Kotone
    No! No more!
[07:51] Chorrand
    Wait!
[07:52] Kotone
    Excuse us!
[08:03] Kotone
    That place was definitely haunted!
[08:06] Rakira
    Agreed.
[08:07] Fa
    That was fun! Let's go again!
[08:10] Rufuria
    What should we do with this property?
[08:12] Rufuria
    Should we just write that it's haunted?
SIGN    Ghosts Here! Cemetery View Right Out Front!
[08:17] Kotone
    Would anyone want this?
[08:20] Rufuria
    Only the bravest hero would...
SIGN    A Few Days Later
[08:25] Lily
    I'd like to see that room!
[08:27] Rufuria
    Really?!
[08:29] Kotone
    Miss Lily, are you sure?
[08:32] Kotone
    You will most definitely
    be living with ghosts!
[08:35] Lily
    Yes! I'm a Necromancer.
    I welcome ghosts!
[08:39] Kotone
    What?!
[08:41] Lily
    We Necromancers can control dolls
    by placing wandering souls within them.
[08:48] Lily
    But...
[08:49] Spirit
    Bye! See you next life!
[08:50] Lily
    Nowadays, so many people just go
    straight to the afterlife, comfortably.
[08:54] Lily
    There aren't many
    wandering souls anymore.
[08:57] Lily
    During the battle against
    the Dark Lord's Army,
[09:00] Lily
    there were so many souls floating around!
[09:03] Kotone
    That sounds a lot scarier than
    how she's making it sound.
[09:07] Rufuria
    The war ended fifteen years ago...
[09:11] Rufuria
    How old is she?!
[09:17] Lily
    This room is just the best!
[09:21] Lily
    Now I can make loads of familiars!
[09:26] Rufuria
    Are you going to abuse the spirits?!
SIGN    Contract
[09:29] Lily
    Three meals and a nap!
    I'll find the fluffiest beds for you, too!
[09:33] Lily
    Could you please work with me? I beg you!
[09:36] Soul C
    Hmm, I don't know...
[09:38] Lily
    Please, I implore you!
[09:40] Kotone
    Hiring souls seems harder than I thought.
[09:40] Kotone
    Please! Please! Please!
[09:43] Souls
    Okay, sure.
[09:46] Lily
    Yes!
[09:47] Lily
    Miss Kotone, thank you for letting me
    know about this place. I'll take it!
[09:52] Kotone
    No, thank you!
[09:56] Kotone
    The lease on Mr. Chorrand's
    property is now signed!
[10:02] Kotone
    I'm glad Mr. Chorrand
    and Miss Lily are both happy.
[10:06] Rakira
    I've never met an actual Necromancer before.
[10:10] Kotone
    They're quite rare!
[10:12] Rakira
    Rufuria, why don't you ask her
    to animate your dolls, too?
SIGN    Popotan
[10:16] Rufuria
    N-No way! Th-That's sca—
[10:19] Rakira
    Scary?
[10:21] Rufuria
    I'm not scared!
[10:22] Kotone
    Let's come visit her again
    after she settles down.
[10:26] Fa
    I want to see the dolls move!
[10:32] Kotone
    Excuse us.
[10:37] Kotone
    How is the new home?
[10:39] Lily
    It's the best!
[10:41] Lily
    These little ones are very social and friendly.
[10:45] Fa
    Pancakes!
[10:54] Kotone
    So cute! Were they welcoming us
    when we came before, too?
[11:02] Rufuria
    H-How cute! Moving dolls!
[11:14] Rufuria
    Well, I was scared at first,
    but seeing how cute they are...
[11:19] Rakira
    Rufuria, let's be friends.
[11:23] Rufuria
    Popotan?! You can talk now?!
[11:26] Rakira
    Rufuria.
[11:31] Rufuria
    You jerk! You're teasing me!
[11:36] Rakira
    You're so cute, Rufuria.
[11:38] Rufuria
    Shut up!
[11:48] Kotone
    Good work today, as always.
[11:52] Kotone
    Goodnight, Fa.
[11:55] Fa
    Goodnight!
[12:16] Rufuria
    Wow, it's so hot today.
[12:20] Rufuria
    I'm so sweaty.
[12:24] Rakira
    I want to take a shower, too.
[12:28] Rufuria
    Together? This shower isn't that big.
[12:31] Rufuria
    Couldn't you wait until I was done?
[12:34] Rakira
    I made some cold sava tea for both
    of us to drink right after the shower.
[12:38] Rufuria
    I love showering together!
[12:41] Kotone
    Wake up, Fa!
[12:45] Kotone
    How did you end up out here in your sleep?!
[12:47] Kotone
    Wake up, or we'll be late!
[12:53] Rufuria
    They say there's an abnormal weather
    pattern. No wonder it's so hot.
[12:57] Rakira
    Huh...
SIGN    Dragon Appears Again
[12:59] Rufuria
    Another dragon sighting in the newspaper.
[13:02] Rakira
    Huh...
[13:04] Rufuria
    Dragons are as big as mountains.
    Where was it hiding this whole time?
[13:10] Rakira
    Ooh, this sandwich came out great!
[13:16] Rufuria
    Rakira, do you know who this is?
[13:19] Rakira
    A street performer?
[13:20] Rufuria
    He's the ruler of this kingdom!
[13:22] Rufuria
    You need to have at least
    some interest in society!
[13:25] Rufuria
    Ugh, there's no good news anywhere.
[13:29] Rakira
    There is.
[13:30] Rufuria
    What? Where?
[13:31] Rakira
    I gained another level.
[13:34] Rakira
    I can equip one-handed weapons
    of up to 20 kilograms.
[13:39] Rufuria
    Sounds like you could fight
    a dragon without a problem.
[13:43] Rakira
    No way! I've never fought any
    monster taller than five meters!
[13:48] Rufuria
    So you've fought a five-meter-tall monster?
[13:51] Rufuria
    At any rate, it's good to be at peace.
[13:55] Rufuria
    No work today, either. Time to catch up
    on the books I've been wanting to read!
[14:01] Rakira
    What? We've been summoned
    to the castle today.
[14:06] Rufuria
    Oh, no! I forgot!
[14:08] Rufuria
    W-We have to hurry! Um, um, let me see...
[14:11] Rufuria
    Let's go!
[14:13] Rakira
    That's my outfit.
[14:15] Rufuria
    I messed up!
[14:25] Kotone
    Good morning!
[14:29] Rufuria
    Good morning.
[14:31] Rufuria
    What a long line.
[14:33] Kotone
    I've never been so close to
    the castle before! It's so big!
[14:38] Rufuria
    This is Dali Castle,
    the heart of the capital.
SIGN    Dali Castle
[14:42] Fa
    Kotone, I'm sleepy.
[14:45] Kotone
    Fa, didn't you sleep well last night?
[14:47] Fa
    I'm sure I slept a lot, but I'm still sleepy.
[14:51] Kotone
    She was sleeping in the hallway.
[14:53] Rufuria
    What a way to sleep...
[14:54] Rakira
    Yeah...
[14:55] Rufuria
    All the kingdom's employees are summoned
    here to pay the magic power levy.
[15:00] Rufuria
    The power is going to go toward
    building a new Warp Gate.
[15:04] Rufuria
    When it's completed, it will dramatically
    increase travel and grow the city.
[15:11] Rufuria
    Once it's operational,
    we'll see a lot more residents.
[15:14] Rufuria
    That means more work for us!
[15:17] Rufuria
    Are they sleeping while standing?!
SIGN    Zero Interest
[15:20] Rufuria
    How are you all so uninterested
    in our society?!
[15:24] Rufuria
    We're all adults!
[15:27] Kotone
    I'm interested in things like
    whether it will rain tomorrow.
[15:30] Rufuria
    That's just the weather!
[15:31] Fa
    I don't want to work on a day off!
[15:35] Rakira
    You get to eat unlimited snacks
    after paying the levy.
[15:38] Fa
    Snacks?! Yay!
[15:41] Rufuria
    Adults...
[15:42] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria, are you so happy
    that you're crying?!
[15:45] Rufuria
    I'm sad!
[15:49] Mona
    That's a lot of people.
[15:52] Mona
    Serah, the public transport project
    you're in charge of is a guaranteed success!
[15:58] Mona
    I'm sure Lady Satona will be happy!
[16:01] Serah
    Listen, Mona, I...
[16:04] Serah
    I messed up the calculation.
    We're about two digits short on magic power.
[16:09] Mona
    Two digits?!
[16:10] Mona
    Specifically how much is two digits?
[16:12] Serah
    Well, we've gathered around 1,000 people,
[16:15] Serah
    but we actually need around 100,000 people.
[16:17] Mona
    That's impossible!
[16:20] Mona
    Oh, no. Serah's gonna get spanked on the butt.
[16:23] Serah
    Spanked on the butt?!
[16:25] Serah
    Is that all? Given how thin Lady Satona is,
    that doesn't sound too bad.
[16:30] Mona
    With a club.
[16:31] Man's voice
    Hard hit!
[16:32] Serah
    Torture?!
[16:33] Mona
    Rumor says Lady Satona used to be a Warrior.
[16:39] Serah
    Wh-What should I do, Mona?!
    I don't want to die!
[16:42] Mona
    There, there. Don't worry.
    I'll tidy up your grave every year.
[16:45] Serah
    You gave up on me too quickly!
[16:47] Serah
    I have to run!
[16:49] Serah
    Now is my only chance, while Lady Satona
    is away investigating the dragon!
[16:52] Mona
    Wait!
[16:54] Mona
    If you're going to run, give me back
    the 100G I lent you before!
[16:57] Serah
    Now?!
[16:58] Serah
    Forgive me! I'm broke this month!
[16:58] Rakira
    What's the commotion?
[17:00] Rufuria
    Maybe all the incidents are making
    everyone in the government busy.
[17:01] Mona
    No! You pay what you owe!
[17:03] Rufuria
    Speaking of magic power,
    you're a Wizard, right, Kotone?
[17:06] Rufuria
    What kind of magic can you use?
[17:08] Kotone
    It's not much, but...
[17:14] Kotone
    Fire!
[17:19] Kotone
    Isn't this cute?
[17:22] Fa
    So cute!
[17:23] Rufuria
    Wow... It seems completely impractical.
[17:27] Kotone
    Well, what about you, Miss Rufuria?
    What kind of magic can you use?
[17:31] Rufuria
    Just a little bit, then.
[17:37] Rufuria
    Heal.
[17:46] Kotone
    My skin is so smooth!
[17:48] Rufuria
    I used a healing magic on your skin cells.
[17:52] Kotone
    Awesome!
SIGN    Magic Power Levying Facility
[18:01] Rufuria
    Rakira, Fa, can you use magic?
[18:04] Rakira
    I don't know. I've never tried.
[18:06] Fa
    Me, neither.
[18:07] Rakira
    I'd like to try using magic
    on a sword, though.
[18:12] Worker
    Please insert your magic power here.
[18:15] Rakira
    All right.
[18:23] Rufuria
    That's pretty devastating.
[18:26] Rakira
    I still have my swords...
[18:35] Kotone
    That's more than the last time I measured it.
[18:38] Rufuria
    Me, too.
[18:41] Fa
    I'm next!
[18:59] Kotone
    Wh-What happened?!
[19:00] Rufuria
    What did you do, Fa?!
[19:02] Fa
    I-I don't know!
[19:05] Man
    What's going on?!
[19:07] Serah
    What's wrong?!
[19:08] Rufuria
    This is bad.
[19:09] Rufuria
    You broke a device for a public
    project run by Lady Satona.
[19:14] Rufuria
    We could get fired!
[19:16] Kotone
    What?!
[19:18] Worker
    When that girl inserted her magic power,
    the meter was instantly filled up!
[19:22] Serah
    What?!
[19:26] Fa
    I'm sorry.
[19:28] Serah
    She fully charged the device?
[19:33] Serah
    With 100,000 people's worth of magic power?
[19:37] Serah
    I'm sorry the device was ruined,
    but we got enough magic power, more or less.
[19:43] Serah
    So you're off the hook.
[19:47] Serah
    But please, keep this a secret.
[19:51] Serah
    There's so much paperwork!
[19:53] Kotone
    R-Right...
[19:56] Kotone
    I'm so happy for you, Fa!
[19:58] Fa
    But I won't get any snacks?
[20:01] Kotone
    That's what you were worried about?
[20:05] Fa
    So much, so much, so much!
[20:09] Kotone
    I thought for a moment
    that we were in deep trouble.
[20:12] Rakira
    I'm glad those people were so forgiving.
[20:14] Kotone
    Indeed!
[20:19] Serah
    Yes! Now we can proceed with
    the project without any problems!
[20:24] Serah
    Yahoo! Yahoo! Yay!
[20:24] Mona
    I'm happy for you, Serah. But...
[20:28] Mona
    Was it all right for you just to let her go?
[20:31] Mona
    That one girl had 100,000
    people's worth of magic power.
[20:34] Serah
    Oh...
SIGN    Tee-hee
[20:35] Serah
    When my failure was no longer
    a thing, I got carried away!
SIGN    Yay Yay
[20:39] Mona
    Oh, Serah, you're so ditzy!
SIGN    Warp Gate Activated, Already Available for Use
[20:51] Kotone
    Seems like the Warp Gate was
    opened without a problem.
[20:54] Rakira
    I'm already getting requests
    for properties in the area.
[20:58] Kotone
    I'll make brochures!
[21:01] Fa
    I want to try warping!
[21:03] Kotone
    Let's go together on the next day off.
[21:05] Fa
    Okay!
[21:07] Rufuria
    I don't know exactly how many more people
    they needed to collect power from,
[21:12] Rufuria
    but this does show that Fa's total magic
    power was beyond calculation, right?
[21:13] Fa
    I wonder if it would make me feel floaty.
[21:16] Fa
    Or maybe like, zoop zoop zoop?
    So excited!
[21:17] Rufuria
    Her tail... A dragon?
SIGN    Dragon Appears Again, Beware of Disasters
[21:24] Rufuria
    There can't possibly be any relation.
SIGN    Stare...
[21:30] Fa
    I have snacks left over
    from the other day.
[21:33] Rufuria
    You can have one, Rufuria!
[21:35] Rufuria
    Okay, I'll have one.
[21:41] Rufuria
    What is this?! It's so spicy!
[21:43] Fa
    I heard one from each batch is a trap.
[21:46] Rufuria
    Why did you make me eat it?!
[21:52] Kotone
    Welcome!
[23:25] Rakira
    Rakira here.
[23:26] Rakira
    My hobbies are: making sweets,
[23:28] Rakira
    500 push-ups and sit-ups,
[23:30] Rakira
    and bench-pressing 50 kilograms,
    3 sets, every day.
[23:33] Rakira
    Next episode: "Always Together! A Property
    Packed with Pets, Dreams, and Friendship!"
SIGN    Property 4
    Always Together! A Property
    Packed with Pets, Dreams, and Friendship!
[23:38] Rakira
    Look forward to it!