E4 - Children's Lunch - Cream Croquette

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[01:43] Mom
    You must never go near
    the castle's west tower.
[01:45] (Flashback) Mom
    You must never go near
    the castle's west tower.
[01:47] (Flashback) Alfred
    Why?
[01:51] (Flashback) Mom
    Because a witch lives there.
[01:53] (Flashback) Margarette
    A witch?!
[01:55] (Flashback) Alfred
    A scary one?
[01:55] (Flashback) Mom
    Yes, very scary.
[01:58] (Flashback) Mom
    So you mustn't go near it. Understand?
[02:01] (Flashback) Alfred
    Yeah.
[02:02] (Flashback) Margarette
    I understand.
[02:04] Alfred
    I know what Mother said, but...
[02:06] Margarette
    Yes, I have to wonder if
    there really is a witch.
[02:10] Margarette
    Well, Alf? Is anyone watching?
[02:13] Alfred
    It's all clear. Let's go!
[02:16] Margarette
    Okay!
[02:26] Alfred
    Wow...
[02:27] Margarette
    It's so tall.
[02:40] Alfred
    Here it is!
[02:42] Alfred
    So this is it.
[02:44] Margarette
    This is where the witch lives?
[02:46] Alfred
    Yeah.
[02:49] Alfred
    Okay, let's open it.
[02:51] Margarette
    Right.
[03:01] Alfred
    H-Huh? It looks normal.
[03:04] Margarette
    Yeah, normal.
[03:11] Margarette
    Well, how boring.
[03:14] Alfred
    Since she said this was a witch's room,
[03:16] Alfred
    I thought there'd be magic
    tools and stuff lying around.
[03:20] Margarette
    I know.
[03:24] Margarette
    What do you think that is?
[03:27] Alfred
    Maybe it's got magic tools in it!
[03:29] Margarette
    Let's open it!
[03:33] Margarette
    It's cold!
[03:36] Margarette
    What's this?
[03:38] Alfred
    Could it be... the witch's brew?
[03:40] Margarette
    Is it?!
[03:42] Alfred
    It must be!
[03:43] Alfred
    The potion in the book Mother read to us
[03:46] Alfred
    that allows anyone who
    drinks it to use magic!
[03:52] Alfred
    Let's start with...
[03:57] Alfred
    It smells kind of sweet.
[04:01] Margarette
    It smells like it has eggs in it.
[04:03] Alfred
    L-Let's try some.
[04:06] Margarette
    You think it's safe?
[04:08] Alfred
    It'll be fine... probably.
[04:13] Alfred
    H-Huh?
[04:15] Alfred
    It's not coming out.
[04:19] Margarette
    Use this!
[04:20] Alfred
    Oh, thanks.
[04:31] Alfred
    It's sweet! I was right! It tastes sweet!
[04:36] Margarette
    Alf, I want some, too! Let me try it!
[04:39] Alfred
    Okay, fine.
[04:43] Margarette
    What is this?! It's delicious!
[04:49] Victoria
    What are you two doing in here?
[04:54] Margarette
    The witch is back?
[04:56] Alfred
    Is she gonna kill us?!
[04:58] Margarette
    Wh-What do we do?
[05:00] Alfred
    Okay, let's defeat the witch!
[05:07] Both
    Auntie?!
[05:10] Victoria
    You two ate my pudding without
    permission, didn't you?
[05:15] Both
    Pudding?
[05:16] Victoria
    I'm talking about the yellow
    dessert in that jar.
[05:20] Alfred
    So this isn't a witch's brew?
[05:23] Margarette
    Yeah, I guess it was a dessert.
[05:26] Victoria
    Don't you have anything to say?
[05:30] Both
    We're sorry we ate it without permission.
[05:35] Victoria
    It's all right.
[05:37] Victoria
    Now, why are you two in here?
[05:40] Margarette
    We were exploring.
[05:41] Alfred
    Why are you here, Auntie?
[05:43] Victoria
    This is my room. Why wouldn't I be here?
[05:48] Alfred
    So that means...
[05:49] Margarette
    You're the witch, Auntie?
[05:51] Victoria
    Yes, I am a sorceress, as well as a witch.
[05:55] Margarette
    Our aunt was a scary witch all along?
[05:59] Alfred
    Are you... gonna eat us?
[06:03] Victoria
    I would never do that. You can relax.
[06:07] Margarette
    Really?
[06:08] Victoria
    Yes.
[06:09] Alfred
    Thank goodness!
[06:10] Alfred
    Do you live out here by yourself
    because you're a witch?
[06:14] Victoria
    It's not because I'm a witch.
[06:16] Victoria
    It's because I'm a half-elf.
[06:19] Alfred
    Why does being a half-elf mean you
    have to live away from everyone?
[06:23] Victoria
    Ever since the half-elf prince did
    something bad a long time ago,
[06:28] Victoria
    half-elves have been disliked by humans.
[06:31] Victoria
    That's why I live here,
    away from everyone else.
[06:34] Alfred
    But you didn't even do anything wrong.
[06:38] Margarette
    That's mean!
[06:39] Victoria
    It's all right. It means I can entrust
[06:42] Victoria
    my younger brother, your father,
    with running the country
[06:46] Victoria
    while I dedicate myself
    to the study of magic.
[06:51] Alfred
    Hey, Auntie, I want to see some witch magic!
[06:55] Margarette
    Me, too!
[06:56] Victoria
    All right. Come back here tomorrow at noon.
[07:00] Victoria
    I'll show you a witch's magic.
[07:06] Both
    Okay!
SIGN    Western Restaurant Nekoya
SIGN    Western Restaurant Nekoya
[07:14] Alfred
    This is...
[07:15] Margarette
    ...a witch's...
SIGN    Western Restaurant Nekoya
[07:17] Both
    ...magic?!
[07:19] Alfred
    It's amazing!
[07:21] Margarette
    I've never seen magic before!
[07:23] Victoria
    Today, we'll use this door
    to go to another world.
[07:26] Margarette
    Another world?!
[07:28] Alfred
    What kind of place is it?
[07:30] Victoria
    You'll find out when we get there.
[07:40] Aletta
    Welcome!
[07:42] Aletta
    Wh-What? You have children?!
[07:48] Victoria
    They are my niece and nephew.
[07:50] Victoria
    Go on, say hello.
[07:54] Alfred
    I'm... Alfred.
[07:58] Margarette
    Margarette...
[08:02] Aletta
    Nice to meet you!
[08:04] Aletta
    My name is Aletta. I'm glad you're here!
[08:08] Alfred
    Thank you for the kind welcome.
[08:10] Margarette
    Thank you.
[08:18] Victoria
    I know what I'll order for the children,
[08:21] Victoria
    but what should I get for myself?
[08:23] Victoria
    I can't start with dessert in front of them.
[08:27] Victoria
    Is there anything with eggs and milk in it?
[08:31] Victoria
    I'll get this.
[08:33] Victoria
    I'll have carbonara and pudding a la mode.
[08:36] Victoria
    Also, I believe this restaurant has
[08:39] Victoria
    a special meal only for children
    aged twelve and under, correct?
[08:44] Aletta
    Oh, you mean the children's lunch?
[08:47] Victoria
    Yes, the children's lunch. Can we order that?
[08:51] Aletta
    I'll go check with the master.
[08:55] Aletta
    Master!
[08:56] Master
    Yeah, what's up?
[08:58] Aletta
    Can we serve the children's lunch today?
[09:01] Master
    Sure, no problem.
[09:02] Aletta
    Oh, great! Thank you!
[09:07] Aletta
    We can serve the children's lunch.
[09:10] Victoria
    Then I'd like two children's
    lunches, as well.
[09:13] Aletta
    Okay, coming right up!
[09:17] Alfred
    This is... another world?
[09:19] Margarette
    Wow...
[09:21] Margarette
    There are no windows,
    but it's still so bright.
[09:25] Alfred
    There are so many strange things.
[09:28] Margarette
    Yeah...
SIGN    Carbonara
[09:36] Aletta
    Thank you for waiting.
    Here's your carbonara...
SIGN    Children's Lunch
[09:41] Aletta
    and children's lunches.
[09:43] Alfred
    How strange.
[09:44] Margarette
    Yeah, strange. But...
[09:48] Both
    It looks tasty!
[09:50] Alfred
    Auntie, what's this?
[09:52] Victoria
    The flag is just for decoration.
[09:56] Margarette
    Oh! This is the pudding
    that was in Auntie's room!
[09:59] Alfred
    You're right! It's the same
    thing we ate yesterday!
[10:03] Victoria
    No, no.
[10:04] Victoria
    You can eat the pudding after
    you finish everything else.
[10:07] Both
    Okay.
[10:14] Victoria
    This is delicious, too.
[10:19] Alfred
    Wow, it's so tender!
[10:22] Alfred
    It smells great.
[10:28] Alfred
    It's delicious! My mouth is
    filled with the taste of meat!
[10:32] Alfred
    And it's mixed with the taste of sauce...
    I've never had anything like this!
[10:36] Alfred
    Auntie, what is this food called?
[10:39] Victoria
    That's a Hamburg steak.
[10:41] Victoria
    It's made by forming finely ground
    meat into a patty and cooking it.
[10:44] Alfred
    Hamburg steak... It's really delicious!
[10:49] Margarette
    Is this a red tail sticking out?
     What's this one called?
[10:54] Victoria
    That's fried shrimp.
[10:56] Victoria
    It's shripe coated with
    bread crumbs and then fried.
[11:00] Margarette
    Fried shrimp!
[11:04] Margarette
    Oh, how pretty.
[11:09] Margarette
    It's both crispy and tender!
[11:11] Margarette
    How interesting!
[11:15] Alfred
    What about this, Auntie?
[11:17] Victoria
    Potato salad.
[11:19] Victoria
    It's a salad made with cobbler's tubers.
[11:22] Alfred
    Potato salad...
[11:27] Alfred
    It's a little sour,
[11:28] Alfred
    but it's really good with the
    little yellow bits in it!
[11:35] Margarette
    Auntie, this red stuff wrapped
    in eggs is delicious!
[11:40] Victoria
    That's omelette rice.
[11:57] Alfred
    You've got ketchup on your face!
[11:59] Margarette
    So do you, Alf!
[12:06] Margarette
    Auntie!
[12:07] Alfred
    May we eat the pudding now?
[12:09] Victoria
    Yes, of course.
[12:17] Both
    It's just as good as yesterday's!
[12:22] Victoria
    If I had children, is this
    how my life would be?
[12:30] Victoria
    I never thought I'd come here
    and eat pudding with my family.
[12:41] Alfred
    Auntie, it was all very good.
[12:44] Margarette
    Thank you for bringing us here today.
[12:48] Victoria
    You two are my precious family.
[12:52] Victoria
    Think nothing of it.
[12:55] Alfred
    So, um...
[12:57] Margarette
    Would you bring us here again someday?
[13:01] Victoria
    Yes, of course. I would
    ask the same favor of you.
[13:07] Both
    Yay!
[13:16] Lauri
    Another boring day...
[13:17] Pikke
    Come one, come all!
[13:19] Lauri
    What's this?
[13:20] Pikke
    We've got a specialty all the
    way from the royal capital:
[13:23] Pikke
    a stew made with knight's sauce!
[13:26] Pikke
    It's first come, first served!
[13:28] Pakke
    One bowl for just two coppers!
[13:30] Pakke
    And it's tasty!
[13:35] Guy
    What is this white soup?
[13:37] Pikke
    It's a stew made with knight's sauce,
[13:40] Pikke
    which was invented far
    away in the royal capital.
[13:42] Guy
    Stew? Is it any good?
[13:45] Pikke
    Unbelievably good!
[13:47] Pikke
    Better than any soup you've ever had before!
[13:49] Pikke
    Want to try a bowl?
[13:51] Pakke
    Since you're our first customer,
[13:53] Pakke
    we'll give you an extra-big helping!
[13:55] Guy
    Well, when you put it that way...
[13:59] Pikke
    Thanks!
[14:05] Pakke
    Here you go. Careful, it's hot.
[14:08] Guy
    Right...
[14:15] Guy
    Wow! This is great!
[14:18] Guy
    The soup is filled with the sweetness
    of oranie and the richness of milk,
[14:22] Guy
    the cobbler's tubers are good and soft,
    and the meat is tender and flavorful!
[14:26] Guy
    Another bowl!
[14:27] Guy
    I want one, too!
[14:29] Lady
    I'd also like one!
[14:31] Pakke
    Sure! Eat your fill!
[14:34] Lady
    Goodness, this is delicious!
[14:36] Guy
    So good!
[14:38] Pikke
    This stew tastes great when
    you eat it with bread, too.
[14:42] Pikke
    You dip the bread in so it
    soaks up lots of the stew.
[14:46] Pikke
    That makes the bread even softer,
[14:49] Pikke
    and when you take a bite,
    the stew in it bursts out
[14:53] Pikke
    and fills up your mouth!
[15:01] Lauri
    Oh!
[15:05] Lauri
    C'mon over and buy some bread! It's tasty!
[15:09] Lauri
    It's fantastic with that stew over there!
[15:11] Lady
    I'd like one brown bread, please!
[15:13] Lauri
    You got it!
[15:14] Guy
    Me, too!
[15:21] Guy
    That's good!
[15:27] Pikke
    Today's a fun day,
    'cause it's the Day of Satur! Yeah!
[15:32] Pikke
    What're you gonna eat today?
[15:34] Pakke
    Well... since our stew sold
    out and I couldn't eat any,
[15:38] Pakke
    maybe I'll get something
    made with knight's sauce.
[15:40] Pikke
    Good idea! Let's do that!
[15:47] Pikke
    It's just a little farther.
[15:49] Pikke
    According to the halfling we met a while ago,
[15:51] Pikke
    it's in the clearing just ahead.
[15:56] Pikke
    All right, there's the door!
[15:58] Pikke
    Let's make sure it's not a
    door that anyone else uses.
[16:02] Pakke
    Yeah.
[16:06] Pakke
    They say if we enter a door used
    by lizardmen or the Red Lady,
[16:09] Pakke
    we'll be killed, after all.
[16:12] Pakke
    Anyone else around?
[16:14] Pakke
    Yeah, we're clear.
[16:15] Pikke
    The path we took here didn't look like
    it had been used by anyone else, either.
[16:20] Pakke
    And the grass in this
    clearing is pretty tall.
[16:23] Pikke
    Good. So it hasn't been used in a while.
[16:26] Pikke
    Shall we go, then?
[16:28] Pakke
    Yeah! Let's go!
[16:36] Aletta
    Welcome!
[16:38] Aletta
    Pikke-san and Pakke-san!
[16:40] Aletta
    It's been a long time!
[16:42] Pakke
    It has! What's your special today?
[16:46] Aletta
    It's cream croquettes today.
[16:48] Pikke
    Cream croquettes!
[16:50] Pakke
    They're made with knight's sauce
    and fried in bread crumbs!
[16:53] Pikke
    We'll start with two orders
    of cream croquettes, please.
[16:57] Pikke
    I'll have rice with mine.
[16:59] Pakke
    Bread for me.
[17:00] Aletta
    Coming right up!
[17:02] Aletta
    Please take a seat wherever you'd like.
[17:08] Pikke
    I can't wait! How about you, Pakke?
[17:10] Pakke
    Me neither, Pikke!
[17:13] Pakke
    They have so many different dishes.
[17:15] Pikke
    I'd love to try them all.
[17:17] Pakke
    Yeah. If only we could come here every day...
[17:20] Pikke
    Then we could eat all of them!
SIGN    Cream Croquette
[17:25] Aletta
    Thank you for waiting.
[17:27] Aletta
    Here are your cream croquettes.
[17:33] Pakke
    I'll start with the one that
    has the red spiky thing in it.
[17:47] Pakke
    It's delicious!
[17:48] Pikke
    I can taste the sea!
[17:58] Pikke
    It goes great with rice!
[18:02] Pakke
    With bread, too!
[18:03] Pikke
    What's this red stuff mixed
    in with the knight's sauce?
[18:07] Pakke
    I'm not sure. It doesn't have
    quite the same texture as fish.
[18:11] Pikke
    Excuse me!
[18:13] Pikke
    What's this red stuff
    in the cream croquettes?
[18:18] Kuro
    One moment, please.
[18:26] Master
    Thank you for waiting.
[18:27] ---
    That's crab—I mean, uh... kanzer.
[18:32] Both
    Kanzer?
[18:33] Pikke
    Never heard of it.
[18:35] Pakke
    What is it?
[18:37] Master
    It's, uh...
[18:40] Kuro
    It's a sea creature with a hard
    shell and hands like scissors.
[18:45] Both
    Oh!
[18:46] Master
    You're a big help, Kuro.
[18:48] Kuro
    It's nothing.
[18:49] Pakke
    We saw those when we went to the sea before!
[18:52] Pikke
    Yeah! So you can eat those things, huh?
[18:55] Pakke
    Next time we make stew with knight's sauce,
[18:58] Pakke
    let's try putting kanzer
    in it instead of meat!
[19:00] Pikke
    Good idea! I bet it'd be tasty!
[19:03] Pakke
    Which one should I try next?
[19:05] Pikke
    Hmm... I'm gonna try this one.
[19:07] Pakke
    Then I'll try this one.
[19:12] Pikke
    This one has smoked meat and mushrooms.
[19:18] Pikke
    The knight's sauce is packed with the
    savoriness of the meat and mushrooms!
[19:24] Pikke
    Goes great with rice!
[19:26] Pakke
    This one has little yellow bits in it.
[19:32] Pakke
    When I bite into the yellow bits,
    sweetness bursts out!
[19:35] Pakke
    Together with the knight's sauce,
    it's so sweet, it's like a dessert!
[19:39] Pakke
    And it goes great with bread!
[19:41] Pikke
    Okay, I'll have this one next.
[19:43] Pakke
    And I'll have the one you had.
[19:47] Pikke
    Aren't these great, Pakke?
[19:49] Pakke
    They really are, Pikke!
[19:55] Pikke
    You know what we gotta do now, right?
[19:56] Pakke
    Yeah!
[19:57] Pikke
    Excuse me! We'd like seconds!
[19:59] Pikke
    Two orders of cream croquettes,
    with rice and bread, please!
[20:03] Kuro
    Your order has been accepted.
[20:06] Pikke
    I can't wait!
[20:08] Pakke
    Me, neither!
[20:10] Aletta
    Here are your cream croquettes.
[20:36] Pikke
    Whew... This is bliss.
[20:39] Pakke
    I'm so full.
[20:42] Pikke
    Well, ready to leave, then?
[20:44] Pakke
    Yeah, let's.
[20:49] Pikke
    It was delicious!
[20:51] Pakke
    We'll be back!
[20:52] Aletta
    Thank you for dropping by!
[20:55] Aletta
    Weren't Pikke-san and Pakke-san amazing?
[20:59] Master
    I've never served so many cream croquettes.
[21:03] Aletta
    Fifteen plates each...
[21:05] Aletta
    That's thirty between the two of them!
[21:07] Master
    They do say that halflings can eat
    several times more than humans.
[21:12] Aletta
    That's incredible! And yet they're so small...
[21:22] Pakke
    Those cream croquettes were so good.
[21:25] Pakke
    Which one was your favorite, Pikke?
[21:27] Pikke
    Well, I think...
[21:29] Pikke
    The one with kanzer in it that
    tasted like the sea was the best!
[21:34] Pakke
    Really? Me, too!
[21:36] Pakke
    Let's go visit the sea next time, then!
[21:39] Pikke
    Think we'll find any kanzers?
[21:41] Pakke
    I bet we will!
[21:43] Pikke
    Then tomorrow morning,
    why don't we leave town
[21:45] Pikke
    and head for the port that
    lots of big ships sail from?
[21:48] Pakke
    Good idea!
[21:49] Pakke
    Oh, but then the people in town won't
    be able to eat any knight's sauce.
[21:55] Pikke
    Don't worry! I taught the man who
     bakes the brown bread how to make it!
[21:59] Pakke
    Really? That's good, then!
SIGN    Scotch Egg
SIGN    Mont Blanc