E3 - Domestic violence?

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    Psychic Princess
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    Psychic Princess
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    Episode 3
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    Pan, pan, pan! The best pan ever!
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    A necessity for your daily life and travels!
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    Our pan can be used for
    cooking and self-defense!
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    Why would you use a pan for self-defense?
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    Hello, friend. It looks like
    you're not from around here.
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    Recently, many thieves and robbers from
    other tribes have come to the capital.
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    You should buy our pan to defend yourself.
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    It's just a pan. Why advertise it
    as an item for self-defense?
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    Who'd believe that?
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    Shopkeeper, I'll take your biggest one!
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    You're an idiot. It's a pan.
    Stop acting like it's some kind of treasure.
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    You don't get it. I bought it because of fate.
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    Lucky draw! Lucky draw!
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    New anti-theft items to win!
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    It only costs a dime for one draw!
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    A guaranteed super rare
    item every ten draws!
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    One draw, shopkeeper!
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    A special super rare item,
    drawn on the first attempt!
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    Congratulations! You have won
    our strongest anti-theft item!
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    What's in this box, shopkeeper?
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    When you find yourself in danger,
    open it and you will find out.
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    Are you dense? You don't even know
    what you've spent your money on.
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    You don't get it. I bought it on trust.
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    Come and see our gray gamecock!
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    Product of the year:
    a lightning-fast gray gamecock.
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    Never worry about
    thieves and robbers again!
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    This lightning-fast gray gamecock
    will easily retrieve your items!
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    Even if the thief has eight legs,
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    this gamecock will catch
    them in three seconds flat!
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    What a load of hooey!
    Even a ghost wouldn't believe that!
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    I want one, shopkeeper!
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    Stop it already!
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    I think you're being a fool.
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    You do not get it.
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    If a woman wants something, she will find
    thousands of reasons to justify buying it.
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    Something else worth buying?
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    Here comes the belle of Nan House!
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    Her face could launch a thousand ships!
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    If I married her, it would be
    the luckiest day of my life—
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    Go away, you boorish oafs!
    Keep away from my mistress!
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    Xin'er, you should not speak like that.
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    Wow, she's so beautiful,
    even I want to marry her!
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    So beautiful!
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    Hey, stop daydreaming! Snap out of it!
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    My lady!
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    Hey, you! Are you blind?
    How dare you bump into my mistress!
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    Oh no, Xin'er... my purse is gone.
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    Hey! The man who bumped into my mistress!
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    Stop!
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    My two beautiful ladies, allow me
    to aid you in this simple matter.
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    My lord... Are you moving house?
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    Refuel!
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    Here we go!
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    Lightning-fast...
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    ...gray gamecock!
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    Don't stand there with your mouth open.
    Take a look in your special super rare box.
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    Oh, right!
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    OPEN WHEN IN DANGER
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    Quick! Run!
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    Quick! Run!
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    Quick! Run!
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    Quick! Run!
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    Qian Aotian, that sly old fox...
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    How dare he disregard the safety of our
    citizens by colluding with those people...
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    Is that why you married
    his favorite daughter?
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    Father arranged our marriage.
    She and I had no say in it.
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    However, it seems I have one
    more hostage in my hands now.
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    While you may say that, it must be painful
    for Brother Ye and Sister Qingwan
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    to be parted by this arranged marriage.
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    Even before that, that sly fox had
    a hand in General Nan's death...
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    General Nan cared for me like a son.
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    I can never repay his kindness now.
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    He was murdered. He died without justice.
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    And I will make sure Qian
    Aotian pays with his blood.
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    My exquisite white jade cup...
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    While we are on the subject, Brother Ye has
    a date with Sister Qingwan today, correct?
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    Why has she not arrived yet?
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    Nan Qingwan, eldest daughter
    of the late General Nan.
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    A goddess to the capital's saps. Good-natured,
    hugely popular, and the focus of daily gossip.
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    FORTUNE
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    I will make a fortune
    selling her personal items.
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    He caught it? Seems he
    isn't your average thief.
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    Is that the best you can do?
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    Counterattack: Pan Throw!
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    Counter
    attack:
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    Pan Throw!
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    Mistress Yunxi!
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    Watch out!
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    You're still too green!
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    Super Combo: Pan Reversal!
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    Super Combo: Pan Reversal!
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    Critical hit! Pan-fried!
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    Critical hit!
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    Pan-fried!
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    Finishing Move: Pan Punch!
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    Finishing Move:
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    Pan Punch!
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    People are fighting over there.
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    If you apologize now, I might go easy on you.
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    Damn, my face has swollen up like a ball.
    How is that "going easy" on me?!
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    Got nothing to say? Okay, tough guy!
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    How dare you ignore me!
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    Gonna say sorry?
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    If you don't, your suffering will continue!
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    Somebody help me!
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    I know! My safety shirt!
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    Please
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    Please spare me!
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    Huh? Don't tell me he bought that
    from the anti-theft store too...
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    Get your safety shirt! Metal-proof, ready
    to wear, and full refund if you die in it.
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    Got you!
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    Mistress Yunxi, watch out!
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    Sesame!
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    How dare you hurt my friend!
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    Wh-What friend? There is
    only the two of us here...
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    I will show you what real poison is like!
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    That smoke...
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    Brother Ye!
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    Who are you?
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    Another one showed up.
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    Hold it.
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    I knew you two were in league.
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    I have a question I wish to ask you.
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    Let go of me!
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    Where did you get that smoke bomb?
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    None of your business!
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    You...
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    What?
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    How dare you strike the face of the prince...
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    Speak!
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    Are you the assassin that attacked me
    in my princely palace two nights ago?
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    Assassin?
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    I don't know what you're talking about!
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    He called himself the "prince"... Don't tell me...
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    You refuse to answer?
    Then, I will break your neck.
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    Youming! My lord, stop!
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    This man is not at fault.
    He was helping me catch the thief.
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    Wan'er...
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    Wan'er, what happened?
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    Forgive me, Lord Youming.
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    I was on my way to meet you when
    a pickpocket stole from me, making me late.
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    This is a new sight! A day when
    Brother Ye does not win out.
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    Qingwan, it has been a while. Are you well now?
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    Thank you for your concern, Lord Zimo.
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    Thanks to your medicine, I am much better.
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    Glad to hear it.
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    I will send you some more later.
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    After General Nan's death, it has been
    difficult for you and your mother.
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    Let me know if you need any help.
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    Wan'er, you asked me to go with
    you to Tan Yin Temple to pray.
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    What is this about?
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    Nightmares have plagued my mother
    recently, and she has no appetite.
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    She consulted the doctor but is no better.
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    I thought praying at Tan
    Yin Temple might help.
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    General Nan's death is the cause of
    Auntie's illness and inability to recover.
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    Worry not.
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    I will dice Qian Aotian into a thousand
     pieces so that General Nan may find his rest.
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    Youming...
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    All right, enough. Let us not speak of such
    unpleasant things in front of Qingwan.
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    Let us go together to Tan Yin Temple.
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    Little Po, will you join us?
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    Naturally. I am a bodyguard of the first order.
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    If any more thieves dare to
    offend Sister Qingwan, I will—
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    Where is the thief?
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    What luck. Qingwan's purse is still here.
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    That man... was actually Ye Youming!
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    I see. The real thief slipped away long ago.
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    And the young man who fought Brother
    Ye was attempting to catch the thief.
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    Qingwan, is anything missing?
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    Thank goodness. Father's jade pendant
    is still here. Nothing is missing.
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    If I had been there, I would
    never have let the thief escape.
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    How do you feel knowing you hurt the
    hero of the hour by mistake, Brother Ye?
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    The "hero"?
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    I should've checked the calendar to see
    if today was unlucky before I left.
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    Hey, twerp. Why didn't you help out just now?
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    I was feeling really weak...
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    You always feel weak when I need help,
    but you're lively again when dinner's ready!
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    Mistress Yunxi, it is true!
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    When I was looking for food in the Ye Princely
     Palace, I felt my energy drain halfway,
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    and I only recovered the next day.
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    The Ye Palace?
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    Come to think of it, last time I ran into him,
    Mochi seemed to pass out then too.
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    Ah! Why do bad things happen
    every time Prince Ye-diot is around?!
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    That harbinger of bad luck!
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    Two days ago, an assassin used
    the same psychedelic smoke on me.
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    Psychedelic smoke?
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    Anyone hit with it feels drained
    and loses their ability to fight...
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    I remember now!
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    It is a weapon used by the Western Tribe.
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    Is Qian Aotian involved?
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    Here are my orders!
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    Lock down the city
    and flush out that man!
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    Even if it means digging three-meter holes
    all over the city, he must be found.
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    Brother Ye.
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    What are you doing? You said you
    would not act rashly and alert the enemy.
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    He trifled with Qingwan.
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    He aided Qingwan in retrieving her purse.
    It would seem he is not without virtue.
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    Do you have any evidence that
    he was the one who attacked you?
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    If you have no evidence,
    we must not be reckless,
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    or that sly old fox will bite us.
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    Brother Yu speaks sense.
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    Let us go to Tan Yin Temple.
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    I will overlook it this time.
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    But General Nan, please find peace.
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    Those who have hurt Wan'er,
    and all of Qian Aotian's relations...
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    I, Ye Youming,
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    pledge that none shall escape my wrath.
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    That bad luck bringer! So annoying!
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    So what if you're Prince Ye?
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    I'll beat you up next time.
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    You say that, but you didn't
    even recognize your own husband.
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    He didn't recognize me either.
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    You were veiled that night.
    That'd even fool a ghost.
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    Are you picking a fight?
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    Mistress Yunxi, do not be angry.
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    Look over there.
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    Drunk
    Fairy
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    Drunk
    Fairy
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    Drunk
    Fairy
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    Drunk
    Fairy
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    Drunk
    Fairy
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    Drunk
    Fairy
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    Drunk
    Fairy
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    Drunk
    Fairy
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    The "Drunk Fairy"?
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    Yes, this is the best
    restaurant in the capital,
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    serving only the finest food and drink.
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    Mistress Yunxi must be hungry.
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    Shall we have a meal here?
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    Watch out!
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    Ow, my hip!
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    Mr. Zhang, how many times must I tell you?
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    You must have charm or you must have money.
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    You have neither, so the Drunk
    Fairy is not the place for you.
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    This young man is most handsome.
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    I-I have spent 500 taels in here!
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    It said I could choose any combo once the
    minimum spend was reached. What changed?
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    Your spend was cumulative.
    The requirement is over 500 taels on one bill.
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    I will tell everyone how
    terrible this restaurant is!
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    Sorry about that, sir.
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    Please walk this way.
    I will serve you some chicken.
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    Chicken?