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E2 - Ogres and Humans

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[00:04] Meki
    I suppose Sett's having the
     time of his life right now.
[00:10] Miko
    What are you sighing for?
[00:15] Meki
    I'm not alone?
    I didn't sense anyone.
[00:18] Meki
    But a single human...
[00:21] Meki
    Might be a good way to kill time.
[00:24] Meki
    My companion abandoned me,
    and I've just been so bored.
[00:29] Meki
    I was hoping to find a playmate.
[00:39] Miko
    What a coincidence.
[00:41] Miko
    So was I.
[00:43] Meki
    Wh-Who is this person?
[00:46] Miko
    That massive cannon shot earlier...
[00:49] Miko
    That came from you, didn't it?
[00:51] Miko
    You must be regenerating
    the power you expended.
[00:56] Miko
    There'd be no fun slaying you
    in this condition.
[01:01] Meki
    So this is...
[01:03] Meki
    This is why they put me and Sett together!
[01:05] Miko
    How long will it take you to recover?
[01:09] Meki
    About five more minutes.
[01:12] Miko
    Let's have a little talk
    while we wait, then.
SIGN    Ogres and Humans
[02:52] Sett
    Not bad at all.
[03:00] Sett
    Look at these two
    powerful creatures I get to fight!
[03:04] Sett
    What a pleasant day!
[03:20] Sett
    How can this human...
[03:23] Sett
    She's not like that demihuman.
[03:25] Sett
    She's something else.
[03:30] Meki
    You must be the monster-slayer
    everyone's talking about.
[03:35] Meki
    The traveler, going around
    killing ogres and monsters...
[03:39] Miko
    I'm impressed you've heard of me.
[03:41] Meki
    Why engage in such behavior?
[03:43] Meki
    Some absurd idea of justice?
[03:46] Miko
    I could ask you the same.
[03:47] Miko
    Why break into a castle town
    and kill the humans inside?
[03:53] Meki
    Have a close look at that castle.
[03:56] Meki
    They gouged out the earth,
    cut down the trees, dammed the rivers,
[04:00] Meki
    and carried in giant stones from all around.
[04:03] Meki
    All just to build it.
[04:06] Meki
    They feel entitled to destroy the natural world
    that other species need to live.
[04:11] Meki
    Humans, with their unchecked proliferation...
[04:13] Meki
    are the enemies of the entire world.
[04:16] Miko
    Love for nature, then?
[04:19] Miko
    You're the absurd one.
[04:21] Meki
    What's absurd about that?!
[04:24] Miko
    That may be your grand cause,
[04:26] Miko
    but deep down,
[04:28] Miko
    you really just want revenge
    against those who stole your land.
[04:32] Miko
    It's not as if you'd stop coming after humans
[04:35] Miko
    if they suddenly became
    more considerate of nature.
[04:38] Miko
    I'm the same way,
[04:41] Miko
    so I understand.
[04:44] Miko
    Deep down, we just hate each other.
[04:48] Miko
    That's why we have no qualms
    about slaughtering one another.
[04:51] Miko
    We enjoy it.
[04:53] Miko
    That's all.
[04:54] Miko
    Am I wrong?
[04:56] Meki
    Our five minutes have passed.
[05:05] Meki
    You are an unspeakably dangerous being.
[05:10] Meki
    I must kill you here and now.
[05:13] Miko
    Kill me?
[05:19] Miko
    Well, feel free to try.
[05:24] Sett
    You're a dangerous creature.
[05:27] Sett
    I'll have to kill you while I can.
[05:32] Sett
    I feel ashamed to use this on a human.
[05:38] Sett
    But whoever she might be,
    for an ogre to fall to a human...
[05:44] Sett
    It's unthinkable!
[05:47] Sett
    Cannon, destroy!
[05:53] Meki
    What was that?
[05:54] Meki
    Sett's cannon?
[05:55] Miko
    Better keep your eyes on the fight!
[06:02] Miko
    A total lack of connection...
[06:04] Miko
    Are you using xian dao?
[06:08] Meki
    You identified it in one swing?
[06:11] Meki
    You're correct. This is xian dao.
[06:14] Meki
    Every one of these eyes is my full self!
[06:18] Miko
    Xian dao...
[06:19] Miko
    A technique executed
    by refining one's internal alchemy
[06:22] Miko
    to merge one's qi with the natural world.
[06:26] Miko
    I see. It's a suitable technique
    for a self-proclaimed lover of nature.
[06:32] Miko
    A high ogre using xian dao...
[06:34] Miko
    You're a worthy opponent.
[06:37] Meki
    You honor me, monster-slayer.
[06:40] Meki
    But are you certain
    I should be your priority?
[06:43] Miko
    Excuse me?
[06:45] Meki
    It should be clear
    what's going on in the castle.
[06:48] Meki
    Shouldn't your interests lie there instead?
[06:52] Miko
    I don't think so.
[06:54] Miko
    My driving force is not to save humans,
[06:59] Miko
    but to slay ogres.
[07:01] Miko
    I can concern myself with them
    after I've murdered you.
[07:04] Meki
    That intense aura of hostility...
[07:08] Meki
    I made the right choice.
[07:11] Meki
    I sent one eyeball off
    to call for reinforcements.
[07:15] Miko
    Oh? When did you do that?
[07:17] Meki
    It's just as I said.
[07:19] Meki
    I'm determined to kill you!
[07:21] Miko
    Do you think you can survive
    until reinforcements arrive?
[07:26] Meki
    My xian dao will buy as much time as I need!
[07:36] Meki
    He extinguished my eyeballs
    with a direct strike of
qi?
[07:40] Meki**
    But... But this is...
[07:42] Meki
    This power is...
[07:45] Set
    She drove the great Sett to desperation
[07:48] Set
    and forced me to fire my cannon.
[07:51] Set
    I feel utterly disgraced.
[07:53] Set
    But at least it's finished.
[07:56] Sal
    What a shock.
[08:02] Sal
    What just happened?
[08:04] Sal
    I heard a big boom.
[08:05] Set
    How are you still alive?!
[08:08] Sal
    What's going on?!
[08:11] Frau
    Sally?
[08:13] Set
    How? How can this be?!
[08:15] Set
    How can you be unscathed?!
[08:17] Sal
    We can't have any more of this, now.
[08:21] Sal
    Can we?
[08:26] Miko
    I'd say that cannon
    is your only option left.
[08:31] Miko
    Why not fire it off?
[08:33] Miko
    You might just finish me.
[08:37] Meki
    It's an obvious provocation.
[08:39] Meki
    If the shot is dodged, I'll be—
[08:46] Miko
    I promise I won't dodge.
[08:48] Miko
    I can't move like this.
[08:51] Miko
    Well? What's your next move?
[08:53] Miko
    Will you fire the cannon?
[08:55] Miko
    Or will you tuck your tail
    and run like a coward?
[08:58] Miko
    The choice is yours.
[09:00] Miko
    Well? Go on and make it!
[09:03] Meki
    Has this creature gone mad?
[09:06] Meki
    But after mockery like that, regardless...
[09:11] Meki
    I refuse to flee!
[09:14] Meki
    Cannon!
[09:24] Meki
    I thought this might happen.
[09:26] Meki
    But not even a scratch...
[09:34] Meki
    M-My body...
[09:44] Miko
    It's all over.
[09:46] Meki
    Who in the world are you?
[10:02] Miko
    I am Kibitsu Mikoto.
[10:05] Miko
    Sworn enemy of all ogres!
[10:13] Set
    I, Sett...
[10:15] Set
    I, who bear the name "High Ogre"...
[10:17] Set
    To think this is how I'd meet my end...
[10:21] Set
    It's rather amusing.
[10:34] Frau
    Sally! Sally!
[10:49] Dog
    She's still breathing.
[10:52] Dog
    Why didn't you kill her?
[10:54] Dog
    Is that her horn?
[10:57] Miko
    Her ogre power comes
    from her horn and eye.
[11:01] Miko
    I've destroyed both.
[11:04] Miko
    Now she's effectively human.
[11:07] Miko
    If an ogre is sufficiently human-like,
[11:09] Miko
    and you sever the source of their power...
[11:12] Miko
    What happens then?
[11:13] Dog
    They'll be rejected
    by both human- and ogrekind, I suppose.
[11:17] Miko
    Yes.
[11:19] Miko
    That living hell strikes me
    as more potent than death.
[11:24] Dog
    You're lying.
[11:28] Dog
    I think you saw yourself in her.
[11:34] Dog
    And not just that.
[11:35] Dog
    I'm picking up a familiar scent
    from that castle.
[11:38] Dog
    A scent mixed with the smell of blood.
[11:40] Dog
    I believe you sense it, as well.
[11:45] Miko
    I'm leaving.
[11:47] Inu
    You won't go to see her?
[11:49] Miko
    No...
[11:50] Miko
    But it was a surprise
[11:53] Miko
    to find Saltherine here.
[11:56] Miko
    And a kindred spirit...
[12:02] Dog
    I'm hungry.
[12:04] Miko
    But you didn't do anything.
[12:06] Dog
    I can still get hungry.
[12:08] Miko
    Go on and eat grass, then.
[12:11] Miko
    It looks delicious.
[12:13] Dog
    Don't be ridiculous!
[12:18] Ki
    I've found you.
[12:22] Ki
    Yes, I have found you.
[12:29] Ki
    Welcome back, you stupid bitch.
[12:38] Sal
    Frau?
[12:39] Frau
    Sally is awake!
[12:41] Sal
    Yeah. Good morning...
[12:44] Huh
    Huh? Where am I?
[12:46] Frau
    Palace.
[12:47] Sal
    How long have I been out?
[12:49] Sal
    My memory's so fuzzy.
[12:54] Sal
    An ogre?
[12:55] Sal
    What happened to that big ogre?
[12:58] Haw
    I think you slew it.
[13:00] Sal
    Hawthorn! You're here, too?
[13:03] Haw
    You were the only two people there.
[13:06] Haw
    That means I have
    only Frau's words to go on,
[13:10] Haw
    and every time I ask...
[13:12] Frau
    Sally was invincible. Easy win.
[13:15] Haw
    That's what she tells me.
[13:17] Sal
    Invincible?
[13:18] Sal
    That's right! Are you still hurt, Frau?
[13:22] Frau
    Frau slept.
[13:23] Frau
    Frau woke.
[13:25] Frau
    Frau ate carrots.
[13:27] Frau
    Frau all better!
[13:28] Sal
    Those carrots do the trick, huh?
[13:31] Haw
    This was on the ground
    next to the dead ogre.
[13:33] Haw
    It was pretty soaked with blood.
[13:35] Sal
    My sword?
[13:37] Haw
    There was a big slash
    through the corpse, too.
[13:42] Sal
    It was me, then?
[13:44] Haw
    And there's one other issue to resolve.
[13:47] Sal
    What? What kind of issue?
[13:50] Haw
    You okay to walk?
[13:53] Sal
    Yeah! I think so!
[13:56] Haw
    Follow me.
[14:02] A
    Hey! It's Frau and Sally!
[14:05] B
    Thank you so much for saving our kingdom!
[14:07] A
    Could we shake your hands?
[14:11] A
    So soft!
[14:13] B
    So soft, yes!
[14:14] Sal
    Frau!
[14:15] Sal
    Don't let strangers take advantage
    of your softness, okay?
[14:20] Sal
    I thought everyone hated demihumans.
[14:24] Haw
    No one cares about that right now.
[14:26] Haw
    You two saved the kingdom
    from an unstoppable monster.
[14:32] Haw
    Everyone here is going to be grateful to you.
[14:36] Sal
    I see.
[14:38] Haw
    Well, we're here.
[14:40] Haw
    Go on in.
[14:43] Sal
    Hey! It's a cell!
[14:45] Frau
    Repeat.
[14:47] Sal
    Are... Are you imprisoning me
    because I'm invincible?!
[14:51] Haw
    Where'd you get that idea?
[14:53] Haw
    Of course not.
[14:54] Haw
    There's someone I want you to meet.
[14:59] Haw
    Here.
[15:00] Sal
    Who's she?
[15:02] Haw
    I hear she came with that monster.
[15:05] Haw
    And she blew out the castle wall
    with some mysterious power.
[15:13] Sal
    You mean...
[15:14] Haw
    Yeah. She's not human.
[15:17] Haw
    An ogre.
[15:19] Sal
    No way...
[15:20] Haw
    The testimony came from farmers
    working outside the castle walls.
[15:25] Sal
    She looks totally human to me!
[15:27] Haw
    Look. I'm not exactly an expert.
[15:30] Haw
    But I'm told that human-like ogres
    aren't exactly uncommon.
[15:33] Sal
    What will to happen to her
    if she really is?
[15:37] Haw
    She'll be executed, most likely.
[15:42] Haw
    Some say she'll be unspeakably dangerous
    when she wakes up,
[15:45] Haw
    so we should just kill her before then.
[15:48] Sal
    You can't do that! It's cruel!
[15:51] Haw
    I agree.
[15:54] Haw
    That's why I'm exercising my authority
    to stay the execution.
[15:59] Haw
    I want to hear her side of things
    once she wakes up.
[16:04] Haw
    What?!
[16:05] Sal
    This is a lot like when you arrested us.
[16:09] Sal
    I bet being such a nice guy
    gets you into lots of trouble.
[16:12] Haw
    Thanks. I'm well aware.
[16:15] Sal
    So you want us to watch over her?
[16:19] Haw
    Yeah.
[16:20] Haw
    If she really is an ogre,
    regular knights won't stand a chance.
[16:23] Haw
    Can you handle it, Frau?
[16:25] Frau
    Aye!
[16:27] Sal
    What about me?
[16:28] Sal
    I'm invincible!
[16:29] Haw
    Go to it, then.
[16:31] Sal
    You're leaving?
[16:32] Haw
    It's still chaos in the castle.
[16:35] Haw
    I've got way too much to do.
[16:39] Haw
    I'm locking the door for now.
[16:42] Haw
    There are a bunch of knights outside.
[16:45] Haw
    If anything goes down, call me back.
[16:50] Sal
    Let's see...
[16:51] Frau
    Staring.
[16:52] Sal
    What's up, Frau?
[16:54] Frau
    Girl is faking.
[16:55] Frau
    Really awake.
[17:00] Sal
    Could you tell us who you are, at least?
[17:05] Meki
    Isn't it obvious?
[17:07] Meki
    I'm an ogre.
[17:08] Meki
    The mortal enemy of humans like you.
[17:11] Sal
    Um...
[17:13] Sal
    You look pretty human to me, actually.
[17:17] Meki
    I thought I could wait them out
    until my power returned, but...
[17:22] Meki
    I find this unpleasant!
[17:23] Meki
    I intend to kill you both instantly
    and leave this place at once!
[17:28] Meki
    Even if my ogre power is diminished,
[17:30] Meki
    an ogre's strength far exceeds
[17:32] Meki
    that of a human!
[17:37] Meki
    Huh? Huh?!
[17:39] Meki
    Why... Why is this happening?!
[17:42] Sal
    She's unbelievable.
[17:43] Sal
    Unbelievably cute!
[17:48] Meki
    My eye... and my horn!
[17:51] Meki
    It can't be...
[17:53] Meki
    Both sources of my ogre power...
[17:55] Meki
    Now I'll never recover my strength!
[18:00] Meki
    After all that, why did you let me live?
[18:04] Meki
    Kibitsu... Mikoto...
[18:08] Sal
    Mikoto?
[18:09] Sal
    Was it a feminine young man with black hair?
[18:12] Meki
    Oh, yes...
[18:14] Meki
    You mean that creature was male?
[18:17] Sal
    If Mikoto came after you,
[18:18] Sal
    I can believe you're an ogre.
[18:22] Sal
    Can you tell me what
    happened between you?
[18:36] Meki
    And that's that.
[18:37] Meki
    After I lost,
[18:40] Meki
    he destroyed the sources
    of my ogre power
[18:42] Meki
    and left me here to rot.
[18:46] Meki
    What are you grinning about?
[18:49] Meki
    I find it very unpleasant!
[18:50] Sal
    Sorry, sorry!
[18:52] Sal
    Now that I know Mikoto is close,
    I can't help it!
[18:56] Sal
    Okay!
[18:57] Sal
    We're moving out, Frau!
[18:59] Frau
    Aye!
[19:01] Sal
    Thanks for the information.
[19:05] Sal
    I won't tell them about you.
[19:08] Sal
    Don't you go volunteering
    your ogre origins, either.
[19:11] Meki
    Why not?
[19:12] Sal
    If they find out you really are one,
    they'll execute you.
[19:17] Sal
    So don't tell them, okay?
[19:21] Meki
    Execute me?
[19:24] Meki
    Perhaps I'd prefer that.
[19:28] Meki
    Having lost my ogre power, perhaps...
[19:31] Meki
    Perhaps I'd be better off dying as an ogre,
[19:35] Meki
    with my ogre spirit undiminished,
[19:37] Meki
    than to live on like this.
[19:43] Sal
    Frau. Princess's orders!
[19:45] Sal
    This isn't a move-out. It's a jailbreak!
[19:48] Sal
    Get it done!
[19:49] Frau
    Aye.
[19:55] Meki
    Wh-What are you people doing?
[19:59] Sal
    C'mon!
[20:00] Sal
    Quit staring, and follow us!
[20:04] Sal
    You might be an ogre,
[20:06] Sal
    but that doesn't mean
    I can leave you behind
[20:09] Sal
    while you're talking
    about letting them kill you!
[20:15] Sal
    C'mon, hurry! Get up!
[20:23] Meki
    Even without my power,
    I remain an ogre.
[20:26] Meki
    So I'll just use her
    as long as I need her!
[20:30] Meki
    I shall consent to travel with you.
[20:32] Meki
    But that doesn't make us companions!
[20:35] Sal
    Surly girl!
[20:37] Haw
    I think we've got an
     accounting of the damages.
[20:41] Haw
    Your next job will be searching
    for the missing—
[20:43] 3
    Commander! Commander Hawthorn!
[20:46] Haw
    What's wrong?
[20:47] 3
    The ogre girl prisoner escaped!
[20:51] Haw
    Damn it!
[20:52] Haw
    I underestimated her.
[20:54] Haw
    Are Sally and Frau okay?
[20:56] 3
    W-Well... The fact is...
[20:58] 3
    I believe Sally is leading her out.
[21:01] Haw
    What?
[21:03] 5
    Sally! Frau!
[21:05] 5
    Please come back!
[21:06] Sal
    They're so determined!
[21:07] Meki
    Kill a few of them,
    and I'm sure they'll give up!
[21:11] Sal
    What?
    That's a total ogre thing to do!
[21:13] Meki
    I am an ogre!
[21:15] Meki
    That's why we're running, remember?!
[21:18] Sal
    Let's just get out of here!
[21:21] Haw
    Stop this, Sally!
[21:23] Haw
    I sympathize with your position.
[21:26] Haw
    But as a knight,
    I can't let you escape!
[21:28] Sal
    Frau!
[21:29] Frau
    Aye!
[21:31] Sal
    Sorry!
[21:32] Haw
    Sally!
[21:33] Haw
    Do you realize what you're doing?!
[21:35] Sal
    Of course I do!
[21:36] Sal
    That's why I'm running away really fast!
[21:39] Sal
    You're a nice guy, remember?
[21:41] Sal
    Just let us go!
[21:42] Haw
    You think I can do that?!
[21:44] 4
    Captain! Your horse!
[21:46] Haw
    Thanks. I'll go on ahead.
[21:49] Haw
    Send any free riders after me.
[21:51] 4
    Yes, sir!
[21:52] 4
    Take care—
[21:59] Sal
    It happened in an instant.
[22:08] Sal
    The kingdom where we'd been
    just moments prior
[22:11] Sal
    was gone without a trace.
SIGN    Sally and a Crossroads
[23:46] ---
    Next time: "Sally and a Crossroads."