E8 - Bless you
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[01:04] Sekiguchi
This guy was a dud.
[01:05] Sekiguchi
He's actually part-time janitor.
[01:07] Sekiguchi
Not only that, but he's drowning in debt.
[01:09] Yano
Drowning in debt and desperate.
[01:12] Yano
Thought he could get away
with lyin' about it.
[01:14] Sekiguchi
The only thing he had on him was this ring.
[01:18] Yano
An engagement ring? I could cry.
[01:19] Yano
So desperate to tie the knot he lied?
[01:21] Yano
Have middle-aged men's brains liquefied?
[01:22] Yano
Will he tie a noose instead
after being tossed aside?
[01:24] Yano
An article of tribute for his fake honey.
[01:26] Yano
If you ask me, this wasn't worth the money.
[01:30] Yano
Who's got any use for this counterfeit?
[01:32] Yano
I've got a few ideas 'bout where he can stick it.
[01:36] Kakihana
Where's Shiho-chan? Is she all right?
[01:39] Yano
Hey, Kakihana-chan.
[01:41] Yano
If you still trust that girl you wanted to
get with, your brains are in the trash can.
[01:45] Yano
That calculating girl who flirted with you
for your money took off and ran.
[01:49] Yano
In other words, it was a scam.
[01:51] Yano
I'm the one who told her to wait and
see what your lame ass would do.
[01:54] Yano
Let you think you'd won before
sucking you dry and killing you.
[02:01] Dobu
That's all for today.
I'll come up with a new plan.
SIGN Fuyuki Yamamoto
Incoming Call
[02:08] Dobu
Hey, isn't this the guy you said
wanted your dash cam data?
[02:13] Odokawa
That's right.
[02:14] Dobu
Answer and put it on speakerphone.
[02:19] Odokawa
Hello?
[02:20] Yamamoto
Ah, Odokawa-san. Could you
come pick me up right away?
[02:23] Odokawa
This is sudden. Does it have to be me?
[02:25] Yamamoto
Aren't most pickups sudden?
[02:27] Yamamoto
It's one of those girls who
can't be seen by the public.
[02:31] Odokawa
Where?
[02:32] Yamamoto
A short distance away from Shibuya.
[02:35] Odokawa
Got it. I'll be there in ten minutes.
[02:38] Yamamoto
Thanks.
[02:41] Odokawa
What should I do? He'll probably
ask for my dash cam data.
[02:49] Dobu
Let me ride in the trunk.
[02:51] Dobu
I'll eavesdrop on your conversation
through your phone.
[02:55] Odokawa
I can't do that. As far as I'm concerned,
he's a harmless passenger.
[03:00] Dobu
Then ask him why he really wants the data,
[03:04] Dobu
and if he's connected to Yano,
then tell me about it later.
[03:07] Odokawa
Don't you think he'd lie about that?
[03:09] Dobu
That's right. That's why violence
is the only way to get people to talk.
[03:13] Dobu
Let me meet him.
[03:15] Dobu
I'm the one who has the dash cam data.
[03:17] Dobu
I'm sure Yamamoto wants to meet me, too.
[03:19] Odokawa
I can't let you do that.
[03:21] Odokawa
I have to go. I told him
I'd be there in ten minutes.
[03:23] Dobu
Fine. If he asks for your
dash cam data, tell him this.
[03:28] Dobu
You'll sell it to him for one billion yen.
[03:35] Yamamoto
Sorry, Odokawa-san. Could you take us
to Shibaura Harbor in a hurry?
[03:39] Odokawa
The harbor?
[03:40] Odokawa
Hey, it's the girl who likes hot springs.
[03:47] Odokawa
A calico cat. Where have I seen one before?
[03:51] Yamamoto
What are you talking about, Odokawa-san?
[03:56] Ichimura
Hey, am I going to meet Ya—that guy?
[04:01] Yamamoto
Yeah. I'm sorry, but if you want to quit,
you have to tell him yourself.
[04:04] Ichimura
I worked really hard, though.
[04:06] Yamamoto
Apparently, that target didn't work out.
[04:08] Ichimura
What? You mean he didn't have money?
[04:10] Ichimura
Is that old man serious?
[04:12] Yamamoto
Oh, right. I just remembered.
[04:14] Yamamoto
Have you considered my request
to hand over your dash cam data?
[04:18] Odokawa
Yeah, sure.
[04:19] Yamamoto
Really?
[04:20] Odokawa
I'll sell it to you.
[04:21] Yamamoto
For how much?
[04:22] Odokawa
One billion.
[04:25] Yamamoto
That's the kind of price
a child would come up with.
[04:30] Yamamoto
What? You're being serious?
[04:33] Odokawa
Super serious.
[04:34] Yamamoto
This is ridiculous, Odokawa-san.
You're gouging me here.
[04:37] Odokawa
I found someone who said
they'd buy it for 900 million.
[04:40] Odokawa
That's why I want one billion.
[04:42] Yamamoto
You're lying.
[04:47] Yamamoto
Who is it?
[04:49] Odokawa
I can't tell you that.
[04:56] Yamamoto
If that's true, then I need
to discuss this with someone.
[04:59] Odokawa
Discuss it all you want.
[05:02] Odokawa
I wouldn't mind 900 million or one billion.
[05:06] Yamamoto
I'll be in touch.
[05:26] Sekiguchi
Doesn't this seem like not enough profit?
[05:28] Sekiguchi
Is this all we make from concerts?
[05:29] Yamamoto
They weren't the only ones performing today.
[05:32] Sekiguchi
Why's she here?
[05:34] Yamamoto
She doesn't want to run
badger games anymore,
[05:36] Yamamoto
so she's here to talk to Yano-san.
[05:39] Sekiguchi
Ah.
[05:42] Sekiguchi
He's busy right now.
[05:45] Yamamoto
More importantly, I've got some bad news.
[05:48] Yamamoto
Could I talk to him for a few minutes?
[05:49] Sekiguchi
Bad news?
[05:51] Yamamoto
It's about the dash cam.
[05:51] Kakihana
Shiho-chan!
[05:53] Kakihana
You're being tricked, right?
[05:55] Kakihana
I'll protect you from these guys!
[06:03] Kakihana
It's okay, Shiho-chan.
I'm actually pretty strong.
[06:07] Kakihana
I've mastered every martial art there is,
from sumo for kids to whatever-jiujitsu.
[06:13] Ichimura
Don't get the wrong idea, mister.
Seriously, I can't even.
[06:16] Kakihana
Shiho-chan, they're making
you say that, aren't they?
[06:19] Kakihana
Didn't we have fun together?
[06:21] Kakihana
We ate lots of good food together!
[06:24] Ichimura
Spending time with you was painful.
[06:26] Ichimura
That's why I want to quit
running badger games.
[06:29] Kakihana
You're lying! Liar!
[06:32] Kakihana
You're not the kind of girl who says that!
[06:34] Kakihana
Shiho-chan, you're a liar!
[06:35] Ichimura
You're the liar, you bum. You're broke.
[06:38] Kakihana
Why?! Why would you say that?!
[06:42] Kakihana
I don't believe you! You're lying!
[06:50] Sekiguchi
Shut up.
SIGN Ayumu Goriki
SIGN Can you tell who this is?
SIGN Can you tell who this is?
SIGN It's Kakihana, you unemployed bum.
SIGN Wanna get drinks at Yamabiko right now?
[07:19] Odokawa
It's been a while. I guess I'll go.
SIGN Goriki Clinic
[07:23] Goriki
Can you tell from this photo
that this is Kakihana?
[07:26] Shirakawa
I guess I'd believe you
if you told me it was him.
[07:29] Shirakawa
I doubt I'd know if I were just
shown this photo without context.
[07:32] Goriki
Yeah.
[07:34] Shirakawa
It only took Odokawa-san
a second to identify him.
[07:36] Shirakawa
Does that tell us anything?
[07:38] Goriki
At first I thought Odokawa
had an exceptional memory,
[07:41] Goriki
but it doesn't feel right.
[07:43] Shirakawa
You're right. I thought
maybe he had good instincts.
[07:47] Goriki
It's almost like synesthesia.
[07:50] Shirakawa
Synesthesia?
[07:51] Goriki
It's when one sense is stimulated,
[07:53] Goriki
and a completely different
sense is triggered.
[07:57] Goriki
Like seeing colors or feeling textures
when you hear sounds or see letters.
[08:01] Goriki
Maybe Odokawa has some kind
of indicator for telling people apart
[08:04] Goriki
and is basing it on that.
[08:07] Shirakawa
I don't know if this is related,
[08:10] Shirakawa
but apparently Odokawa-san has been
speaking to someone in his home,
[08:13] Shirakawa
and he's clearly not talking to himself.
[08:16] Goriki
Regarding that, if there really
isn't anybody there,
[08:20] Goriki
then maybe it's an imaginary friend.
[08:23] Shirakawa
Like a figment of his imagination?
[08:26] Goriki
Yeah.
[08:27] Goriki
You might already know, but he's lived alone
[08:30] Goriki
since his parents abandoned him
when he was in grade school.
[08:34] Shirakawa
Alone?
[08:35] Goriki
Apparently some kind of NPO
that supports orphans
[08:38] Goriki
sent him money to cover his living expenses.
[08:41] Goriki
He pretends that he wanted for nothing
[08:43] Goriki
and experienced no
difficulties because of that.
[08:45] Goriki
But if he's invented an imaginary friend,
[08:48] Goriki
then he may be under more
stress than he realizes.
[08:53] Shirakawa
When did the two of you meet?
[08:56] Goriki
About three years ago, I think.
[08:58] Shirakawa
I thought it was this year when he first
started seeing you for consultations.
[09:01] Shirakawa
Had he been coming
to the clinic before that?
[09:03] Goriki
No. I rode in his taxi as a passenger first.
[09:07] Shibagaki
It's finally starting.
[09:09] Baba
Sure has.
[09:10] Shibagaki
We used to broadcast in just Osaka,
but now we've gone national.
[09:13] Baba
That's right. Starting this year,
the Homosapiens have expanded to Tokyo.
[09:16] Shibagaki
For real. I'm overjoyed.
[09:17] (Flashback) Goriki
Could you turn that off? It's annoying.
[09:17] Baba
For sure.
[09:18] Shibagaki
Got here sooner than I expected.
[09:19] Baba
Yeah, seriously.
[09:20] Shibagaki
Guess we should keep trying, then—
[09:28] (Flashback) Odokawa
How old are you?
[09:30] (Flashback) Goriki
38.
[09:33] (Flashback) Odokawa
We're the same age?
You seem so dignified, though.
[09:36] (Flashback) Goriki
Hey, that's rude. Mind your manners.
[09:39] (Flashback) Odokawa
Manners? You act like you're real important.
[09:43] (Flashback) Odokawa
What, do you think
the customer is always right?
[09:45] (Flashback) Odokawa
I bet you look down on taxi drivers.
[09:47] (Flashback) Goriki
You got some kind of pent-up anger, or what?
[09:50] (Flashback) Goriki
It's not anyone's fault
that your life isn't going well.
[09:52] (Flashback) Goriki
It's not your environment's
fault, either. It's your fault.
[09:55] (Flashback) Goriki
You should resolve it yourself
without bothering others.
[09:59] (Flashback) Odokawa
Of course. Doctors speak
differently from the rest of us.
[10:02] (Flashback) Odokawa
Hey, that got to you.
[10:04] (Flashback) Odokawa
That's charming. Good for you.
[10:06] (Flashback) Goriki
How'd you know?
[10:08] (Flashback) Odokawa
I'm psychic.
[10:12] (Flashback) Goriki
Then why didn't you know my age?
[10:15] (Flashback) Odokawa
Psychic powers come in a variety of flavors.
[10:17] (Flashback) Odokawa
I can see souls.
[10:20] (Flashback) Odokawa
And your soul's been screaming, "I'm a doctor."
[10:24] (Flashback) Odokawa
As for your age, I couldn't tell because
your soul and body are so separated.
[10:30] (Flashback) Odokawa
In other words, you look old.
[10:36] (Flashback) Goriki
You're funny.
[10:38] (Flashback) Goriki
In that case, can you hear what my soul
is shouting now? What's it saying?
[10:41] (Flashback) Odokawa
"Don't turn. Head straight ahead."
[10:47] (Flashback) Odokawa
Turning here gets us to your clinic faster.
[10:51] Goriki
I was shocked. It really was a shortcut.
[10:55] Goriki
At first, I thought he had
an exceptional sense of smell
[10:58] Goriki
that allowed him to pick up on the
distinctive hospital smell coming off of me.
[11:02] Shirakawa
But you think it's synesthesia?
[11:04] Goriki
When I asked how he did it later,
he said it was nothing.
[11:06] Goriki
He'd just had me as a passenger before.
[11:09] Shirakawa
So you thought it was his memory.
[11:12] Goriki
Yeah. I thought it was impressive, if true.
[11:15] Goriki
That's why synesthesia makes sense to me.
[11:19] Goriki
I'm going to Yamabiko for a drink.
[11:21] Goriki
Shirakawa-san, do you want to come with me?
[11:25] Shirakawa
If I go, I imagine Odokawa-san would leave.
[11:31] Odokawa
Mochi kinchaku and daikon radish.
[11:34] Odokawa
I'd like some kind of nerimono, too.
[11:39] Odokawa
Wait a minute. You've got
a Donraku Shofutei autograph.
SIGN To Yamabiko
Donraku
[11:42] Taeko
That's right. He stopped by the other day.
[11:45] Odokawa
Really? Wow.
[11:47] Goriki
You sure do like him, Odokawa.
[11:49] Taeko
He sat right over there with an
incredibly cross look on his face.
[11:52] Goriki
He came alone?
[11:54] Taeko
He had an attendant with him,
as well as a driver outside.
[11:57] Odokawa
What did they talk about?
[11:59] Taeko
How young comedians these days
are obsessed with innovation
[12:02] Taeko
and don't have the basics down.
[12:03] Taeko
Or how he pretends he doesn't mince words.
[12:06] Taeko
Or how being a commentator
or judging comedy contests
[12:09] Taeko
doesn't benefit him in any way.
[12:11] Taeko
I thought he was getting mad,
[12:13] Taeko
but then, he started cackling
while reminiscing about his old mentor.
[12:16] Odokawa
You totally eavesdropped.
[12:19] Goriki
Oh, right, Odokawa. Let me quiz you.
[12:22] Odokawa
What's gotten into you?
[12:22] Odokawa
Does losing your job make you
turn back into a child?
[12:25] Taeko
I'd like to play, too.
[12:26] Goriki
Sure. You can join us.
[12:28] Goriki
Can you tell who this is?
[12:31] Odokawa
Is this your thing these days?
[12:32] Taeko
How am I supposed to know?
[12:35] Goriki
Exactly. But Odokawa
identified him immediately.
[12:39] Odokawa
It's clearly Kakihana.
[12:41] Taeko
But that's just how Odokawa-san is.
[12:43] Taeko
He remembers the faces
of customers I don't recognize.
[12:46] Taeko
I bet you'd be good at customer service.
[12:48] Odokawa
I can't unless they make an impression.
[12:51] Goriki
That's not the question here.
[12:55] Goriki
Do you know who this is?
SIGN Inbox
SIGN Got it. I'll stop by later.
[12:57] Odokawa
Of course not.
[12:59] Goriki
Really?
[13:00] Odokawa
Really.
[13:01] Taeko
Odokawa-san, are you psychic?
Like Psychometrer What's-his-name?
[13:04] Goriki
What's this, then?
[13:06] Odokawa
A bird?
[13:07] Taeko
Even I know that one. It's a bird.
[13:10] Goriki
Correct.
[13:11] Odokawa
Are you making fun of me?
[13:12] Goriki
Next, this one.
[13:14] Odokawa
Shirakawa-san.
[13:16] Odokawa
What the hell have you been up to?
[13:18] Taeko
That's Shirakawa-san?
Is this some kind of kink?
[13:20] Taeko
Mixing your personal and professional
lives? My, how scandalous.
[13:23] Goriki
I see.
[13:24] Odokawa
What are you trying to pull?
[13:26] Goriki
Nevermind. Let's drink.
[13:28] Goriki
Ma'am, drink with us.
[13:29] Taeko
Perhaps I'll have a drink, then.
[13:30] Odokawa
Must be nice being unemployed.
SIGN To Yamabiko
Donraku
[13:32] Goriki
I know. Why don't we call Kakihana?
[13:34] Goriki
I bet he'll come if I say I'm paying.
SIGN Goriki
[13:50] Sekiguchi
So, Yamamoto, what's your bad news?
[13:53] Yamamoto
It's about the dash cam data.
[13:57] Yamamoto
Apparently someone else has
offered to buy it for 900 million.
[14:00] Sekicuhi
900 million? He's lying so he can gouge you.
[14:03] Yamamoto
I hope you're right, but we need to get
that dash cam data soon.
[14:07] Yamamoto
It was on the news the other day.
[14:09] Yamamoto
I haven't been able to sleep since then.
[14:11] Yamamoto
I keep expecting my doorbell to ring.
[14:15] Sekiguchi
Quit your whining!
[14:20] Yamamoto
Mystery Kiss is doing great right now.
[14:22] Yamamoto
Their CD is about to go on sale!
[14:24] Sekiguchi
You mean they'll make more money?
[14:27] Yamamoto
Yes, and a guy who's a fan of our Nikaido
[14:31] Yamamoto
won one billion yen in the lottery.
[14:34] Yamamoto
I'm not sure if it's true or not,
[14:35] Yamamoto
but I imagine he'll spend
quite a lot of money on us.
[14:39] Sekiguchi
One billion? Robbing him
would be more profitable.
[14:43] Yamamoto
That won't help Mystery Kiss get big!
[14:45] Yano
Okay, okay. Nikaido sure is cute.
[14:47] Yano
Ask her if she'd like to spend
a night with me nude.
[14:50] Yano
I was picturing that future but still listening to you.
[14:54] Yano
My instincts tell me Dobu-san is involved.
[14:55] Yano
Like the cop from those books.
Inspector Totsugawa, I think he was called.
[15:00] Sekiguchi
Dobu-san offered to buy
the data for 900 million?
[15:02] Yano
That's what I'm thinkin'.
[15:03] Yano
He knows the guy who has
the one billion, let that sink in.
[15:06] Yano
He's tryin' to get us to
rob him, and earn a free win.
[15:08] Yano
Or Dobu-san himself is planning
to rob the fella, I know.
[15:11] Yano
I can see his train of thought
clearly as it comes and goes.
[15:13] Yano
That's what makes me the best, y'know?!
[15:17] Sekiguchi
So, what should we do?
[15:18] Yano
What should we do? We do what we can.
[15:20] Yano
For now, we'll just play
along with his little plan.
[15:23] Yano
He's a tasty target for us, too, so I'm a fan.
[15:26] Yano
A few million would be another story.
[15:28] Yano
But playing the odds
for a billion? Mandatory.
[15:30] Yano
Dobu-san's trying to make
money by ripping off my act.
[15:33] Yano
Without a doubt, he's a shitty copycat.
[15:34] Yano
I'd like to take him down,
but I need forty winks.
[15:37] Yano
Game set for tonight,
tomorrow it's time to think.
[15:40] Sekiguchi
What should we do with him?
[15:42] Yano
He's an extra life in video game terms.
[15:46] Yano
We should hold onto all the sacrificial
pawns we can, as far as I'm concerned.
[15:49] Yano
The more you have, the more
prepared you'll be for misfortune.
[15:52] Yano
You understand that, right?
Then don't speak, okay?
[15:54] Yano
I'll be thinkin' about you night and day.
[15:57] Yano
Until he cashes that lottery ticket,
we'll be keeping you locked away.
[16:02] Yano
So, Kakihana, live as long as you can.
[16:05] Yano
Are you of sound mind?
This might be the last time, man.
SIGN Mom
[16:08] Yano
Talk to her before you forget how.
[16:10] Yano
I called her number for you just now.
[16:13] Kakihana
Hey, Mom. Sorry for calling so late.
[16:17] Kakihana
No, it's nothing.
[16:20] Kakihana
I was just wondering how you're doing.
[16:23] Kakihana
The other day, I said I might
be getting married, but...
[16:30] Kakihana
It's not happening.
[16:35] Odokawa
Hey, Dobu. To your left. It's Kabasawa.
SIGN [Assault] Dobu's violence finally caught on camera!! [Injury]
[16:38] Kabasawa
As you just saw, I finally
succeeded in filming him myself.
[16:41] Kabasawa
The Kabasawa Online Salon
closed community met in Shibuya
[16:46] Kabasawa
wearing skull masks for a million yen prize
for whoever catches him,
[16:49] Kabasawa
but one of our members became his victim.
[16:51] Kabasawa
He won't get away with this!
[16:52] Kabasawa
So, everyone, let's corner Dobu.
[16:55] Kabasawa
If you'd like to help, please join
the Kabasawa Online Salon.
[16:59] Kabasawa
We're trying to break ten thousand members.
[17:01] Kabasawa
For a limited time, the monthly fee
is just ten thousand yen!
[17:04] Kabasawa
Anyway, didn't that video
strike you as a little odd?
[17:08] Kabasawa
That voice at the end shouting,
"Hey, Dobu. To your left. It's Kabasawa."
[17:12] Kabasawa
Who was that?
[17:13] Kabasawa
I think there's a traitor in the salon.
[17:16] Kabasawa
After all, I was wearing this then.
[17:20] Kabasawa
How did they know?! It doesn't make sense!
[17:22] Kabasawa
Whoever finds the traitor
gets a million yen, too!
[17:25] Kabasawa
The Online Salon is jumping at shadows now!
[17:27] Kabasawa
Show them our solidarity! Catch them!
[17:29] Kabasawa
Catch Dobu! Catch the traitor!
[17:29] Man
This thing has a ton of views.
I bet he's made a lot of money.
[17:32] Kabasawa
That's right, you!
I promise I'll expose you!
[17:33] Woman
I know, right? But apparently
he's starting to gain haters.
[17:36] Woman
They say he's a one-hit
wonder and a coward.
SIGN New message
Taeko
I haven't heard from Kakihana-san in a week.
Do you know where he is?
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[17:57] Shibagaki
We made it to the semifinals.
[18:00] Shibagaki
Yeah!
[18:03] Dobu
So, Yamamoto the manager seemed flustered?
[18:07] Odokawa
Yeah. He wanted to know who
was trying to buy it for 900 million.
[18:12] Dobu
He was heading to a warehouse
at the harbor, right?
[18:14] Dobu
He's definitely connected to Yano, then.
[18:17] Odokawa
Was the boss's classmate's
daughter in the dash cam data?
[18:22] Dobu
I checked, but I don't know
which passenger she would be.
[18:26] Dobu
And it's not like I can show the boss.
[18:28] Odokawa
So, what are you going to do next?
[18:31] Dobu
I'm gonna rob a bank.
[18:36] Odokawa
What? Sorry, I wasn't listening.
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[18:39] Odokawa
Apparently my friend is missing.
[18:42] Dobu
I'm going to rob a bank.
[18:45] Odokawa
Are you stupid? How, in this day and age?
[18:48] Dobu
To be precise, I'm going to rob someone
who's at the bank to make a withdrawal.
[18:52] Dobu
I want you to help me.
[18:53] Odokawa
Is the risk-return worth it?
[18:56] Odokawa
Nobody walks around with that much cash.
[18:58] Dobu
It's worth the risk. After all,
he'll have one billion yen.
[19:02] Odokawa
What do you mean? Explain.
[19:05] Dobu
It takes a week or two to get
enough cash for a large withdrawal.
[19:10] Dobu
They're supposed to contact me
when that happens.
[19:13] Dobu
They'll let me know who's receiving
how much cash on what day at what time,
[19:18] Dobu
because I've bribed a bank employee.
[19:21] Odokawa
And then you're free to do
what you want with them?
[19:23] Dobu
That's right. That's when
the real crime begins.
[19:27] Odokawa
Where did the number one
billion yen come from?
[19:29] Dobu
The bank in question exchanges
lottery tickets for money.
[19:33] Dobu
Anyone who wins a large
amount has to go there.
[19:36] Odokawa
Even so, nobody would withdraw
that much money in cash.
[19:39] Dobu
But recently, someone has
appeared on the internet
[19:42] Dobu
claiming to have won one billion yen.
[19:44] Dobu
Yano's probably aware of him, too.
[19:47] Dobu
Because I demanded one
billion from Yamamoto,
[19:51] Dobu
Yano will go after that guy
for his one billion yen.
[19:54] Dobu
I don't know if they'll threaten him,
[19:56] Dobu
but they'll force him to withdraw the money.
[20:00] Dobu
I'll be waiting for that opportunity.
[20:02] Dobu
It's what you call fishing
in troubled waters.
[20:04] Odokawa
Can you trust someone
who makes that claim online?
[20:08] Dobu
If it's fake, that's fine.
[20:11] Dobu
Somebody won one billion yen.
[20:13] Dobu
Yano and his crew will find them.
[20:15] Odokawa
How much is one billion yen in cash?
[20:18] Odokawa
Can it be easily stolen?
[20:20] Dobu
It weighs about 100 kilos.
Not impossible to carry.
[20:23] Odokawa
I doubt the bank employees will help you.
[20:26] Odokawa
Do you have other allies?
[20:27] Dobu
Among the police, yeah.
[20:29] Odokawa
Who?
[20:30] Dobu
You've been asking some very thoughtful
and expository questions.
[20:35] Dobu
Like you're trying to get me to commit
to answers for a third party to listen to.
[20:40] Odokawa
I'm getting involved in a major crime here.
[20:43] Odokawa
Of course I want to know the details.
[20:44] Dobu
Who, huh? I'm sure you have some idea.
[20:48] Odokawa
I don't. Who is it?
[20:51] Dobu
Daimon.
[20:53] Odokawa
Really? Which one?
[20:55] Dobu
The older brother.
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[20:59] Dobu
Is Kakihana your missing friend?
[21:03] Odokawa
Yeah. I'm worried about him.
[21:04] Odokawa
I'm going to look for him
where I think I might find him.
[21:07] Dobu
Be ready to go anytime.
Stay nimble and alert.
[21:10] Dobu
We haven't found skull mask
or Kabasawa yet, either—
[21:14] Odokawa
Don't treat me like your henchman.
[21:19] Imai
Thank you.
[21:20] Salaryman
You could definitely see half her chest!
[21:23] Imai
Hello?
[21:25] Imai
Well, if it isn't Odokawa-sama.
[21:27] Odokawa
I'm coming to pick you up. Get off work.
[21:30] Imai
What? Really?
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Calling
[21:44] Odokawa
What is that monkey doing?
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[21:53] Imai
What is it, Odokawa-sama?
[21:55] Odokawa
When are you going to cash
your one billion yen?
[21:57] Imai
Mystery Kiss' CD is going
on sale on Christmas.
[22:00] Imai
I thought I'd time it with that.
[22:02] Imai
I'm going to pre-order
300,000 this time.
[22:04] Imai
When you think of it that way,
one billion doesn't seem like much.
[22:07] Odokawa
Could you wait a little longer
to redeem your ticket?
[22:10] Odokawa
Some gangsters are after your money.
[22:13] Imai
Seriously?! That's super scary!
[22:16] Odokawa
It's because you posted
about it online, you idiot.
[22:18] Odokawa
I want you to change residences
and lay low for a while.
[22:21] Odokawa
Also, is that picture of your
winning lottery ticket still online?
[22:24] Imai
Huh?
[22:25] Odokawa
Edit it and re-upload it.
[22:28] Odokawa
Say you actually didn't win.
[22:30] Odokawa
That you wanted to show off.
Pretend you're a pitiful idiot.
[22:33] Imai
Will that work?
[22:34] Odokawa
I don't know if this will
make you feel better,
[22:36] Odokawa
but you do want to live a long life, right?
[22:38] Imai
Yes. I can't die until Mystery Kiss
takes over the country.
[22:42] Imai
Mystery Kiss has been
through a lot of hardship,
[22:44] Imai
but their spring's finally on the horizon!
[22:50] Imai
Ow. What was that for, Odokawa-sama?
[22:54] Odokawa
What did you just say?
[22:56] Imai
Ow. What was that for, Odokawa-sama?
[22:59] Odokawa
Before that.
[23:00] Imai
Mystery Kiss' CD is going
on sale on Christmas.
[23:04] Imai
I thought I'd time it with that.
[23:05] Imai
I'm going to pre-order
300,000 this time.
[23:08] Imai
When you think of it that way,
one billion doesn't seem like much.
[23:10] Odokawa
That's too far back.
[23:11] Imai
What? I can't die until Mystery
Kiss takes over the country.
[23:14] Odokawa
After that.
[23:15] Imai
Their spring's finally on the horizon.
[23:19] (Flashback) Kakihana
My spring's finally on the horizon, though.
SIGN Kakihana-san!!
Good luck at work
[23:21] (Flashback) Kakihana
Well, read it and weep.
[23:26] Odokawa
How could I forget about that?
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
[23:31] Odokawa
She's a calico cat.
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[23:35] Kakihana
Good to see ya, Odokawa!
[23:37] Kakihana
You gettin' enough to drink?
Is your glass empty?
[23:40] Odokawa
What are you...
[23:42] Odokawa
Hey, Kakihana. What's gotten into you?
[23:44] Kakihana
All these painful memories
came flooding back...
[23:47] Odokawa
You sound totally screwed.
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