E5 - Don't Call Me an Idol

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SIGN    Fried Chicken
SIGN    Don't Call Me an Idol
[01:32] Yamamoto
    Hello? Mitsuya, where are you?
[01:34] Yamamoto
    I told you, the lesson starts at seven.
[01:37] Yamamoto
    I'll come pick you up. Stay there.
SIGN    Vacant Taxi
[01:46] Yamamoto
    To Harajuku Station, please.
[01:48] Yamamoto
    And hurry. Drive right up
    to the speed limit.
[01:51] Odokawa
    Why are you in such a rush?
[01:52] Yamamoto
    I'm picking someone up and need to
    get to the studio in Sasazuka by seven.
[01:55] Odokawa
    You'll make it with time to spare.
[01:57] Yamamoto
    Well, I'm picking up two people.
[01:59] Odokawa
    Huh...
[02:18] Yamamoto
    Over here.
[02:22] Yamamoto
    Driver, take us to the studio in Sasazuka.
[02:25] Yamamoto
    Drive quickly, but safely.
[02:31] Mitsuya
    Yamamoto-san, where's my fried chicken?
[02:33] Yamamoto
    Here.
[02:33] Mitsuya
    All right. Thanks for the food.
[02:36] Yamamoto
    Don't eat too much.
[02:37] Yamamoto
    If you gain five kilos, you're fired.
[02:39] Mitsuya
    I know.
[02:42] Odokawa
    You like fried chicken?
[02:44] Mitsuya
    Yeah. I'm from Oita.
[02:46] Odokawa
    Is that related somehow?
[02:48] Odokawa
    Does that mean everyone from
     Hokkaido likes soup curry?
[02:52] Mitsuya
    I have an attachment to it.
    It's my soul food.
[02:58] Odokawa
    What's soul food?
[03:00] Mitsuya
    I don't know. It's just a feeling.
[03:03] Yamamoto
    It's like local cuisine or the taste
    of your mother's cooking, right?
[03:07] Mitsuya
    Yeah. The fried chicken my mom
    used to make was so good.
[03:13] Mitsuya
    Is Nikaido-san coming today?
[03:15] Yamamoto
    She's showing up late.
[03:17] Mitsuya
    Don't you think she gets
    too much special treatment?
[03:19] Mitsyua
    Lucky... I wish I got the same.
[03:21] Yamamoto
    Keep working at it, Mitsuya.
[03:22] Yamamoto
    Didn't you promise your mom you'd follow
    your dreams when you came to Tokyo?
[03:25] Mitsuya
    Yeah, but...
[03:27] Mitsuya
    Hey, a fried chicken restaurant!
[03:36] Yamamoto
    Head inside and start
    practicing by yourself.
[03:39] Mitsuya
    Aw, what?
[03:40] Yamamoto
    Don't whine. You're the newest, Mitsuya.
[03:43] Yamamoto
    You need to work harder than the others.
[03:45] Mitsuya
    Fine...
[03:47] Yamamoto
    Give me a minute, driver.
[03:49] Yamamoto
    Ichimura? Where are you?
[03:52] Yamamoto
    At a public bath in Ogikubo?
[03:54] Yamamoto
    Excuse me, could you head to Ogikubo?
[03:56] Yamamoto
    What are you doing? I told you to be
    at the studio in Sasazuka at seven.
[04:01] Yamamoto
    Just head someplace I can find you easily.
[04:07] Odokawa
    Sounds like a tough time.
[04:09] Yamamoto
    Handling girls requires
    careful consideration.
[04:12] Odokawa
    I didn't think we'd be
    picking them up separately.
[04:15] Yamamoto
    I deal with this kind of thing all the time.
[04:17] Yamamoto
    Like pairings and seating arrangements...
[04:19] Yamamoto
    I thought it'd be better
    to keep them separate.
SIGN    Public Bath
[04:27] Yamamoto
    You were visiting the baths again?
[04:29] Ichimura
    Yeah.
[04:32] Yamamoto
    Hey, Driver. Take us back to that studio.
[04:35] Yamamoto
    Here. It's that bath
    additive you mentioned before.
[04:37] Ichimura
    Thanks.
[04:41] Yamamoto
    What's wrong, Driver? Let's get going.
[04:44] Odokawa
    I feel like I've seen her before.
[04:47] Yamamoto
    Where?
[04:48] Odokawa
    I'm not sure. Maybe on TV.
[04:51] Yamamoto
    If you recognize her face, you must've come
    to her concert before she debuted.
[04:55] Yamamoto
    She keeps her face hidden.
[04:57] Odokawa
    Is she an idol or something?
[04:59] Odokawa
    That's not it, then.
    I've never been to a concert.
[05:03] Yamamoto
    Forget what happened today, Driver.
[05:06] Yamamoto
    One way or another, she'll
    become a public figure someday.
[05:08] Odokawa
    I consider myself something
    like an authentic bartender.
[05:11] Yamamoto
    You mean you've heard a lot of things.
[05:19] Yamamoto
    Are you tired?
[05:22] Ichimura
    Is Nikaido-san coming?
[05:24] Yamamoto
    Later.
[05:26] Ichimura
    I can't keep up with her ambition.
[05:29] Yamamoto
    You can work at your own pace.
[05:32] Ichimura
    She's incredible. I bet she'd
    kill someone just to get ahead.
[05:36] Ichimura
    She probably already has, honestly.
[05:38] Yamamoto
    What are you talking about?
[05:41] Ichimura
    Maybe I'm not suited to this job.
[05:45] Yamamoto
    There you go again.
[05:47] Ichimura
    I don't know what my purpose is anymore.
[05:50] Ichimura
    I'm not as alluring as Nikaido-san,
[05:52] Ichimura
    and I'm not good
    at dancing like Mitsuya-san.
[05:55] Yamamoto
    You've got your own strengths, Ichimura.
[05:58] Ichimura
    Like what?
[05:59] Yamamoto
    Well, uh...
[06:02] Yamamoto
    You know, you're charming and innocent.
[06:07] Yamamoto
    You've got a cute face, too.
[06:08] Ichimura
    Don't I wear a mask because
    I'm not cute, though?
[06:10] Yamamoto
    No. It's the agency's strategy.
    Try to understand, would you?
[06:13] Ichimura
    Exchanging messages with
    old dudes is exhausting, too—
[06:16] Yamamoto
    Hey.
[06:21] Yamamoto
    Mitsuya's already inside.
[06:24] Ichimura
    I don't like her. I liked
    things better before.
[06:27] Yamamoto
    Ichimura.
[06:28] Yamamoto
    Your innocence is your strength,
    but consider the time, place, and occasion.
[06:34] Yamamoto
    Driver, to the office in Kamimeguro.
[06:37] Driver
    Boy, am I delighted.
[06:39] Driver
    As a taxi driver, that's the number
    one thing I want someone to say to me.
[06:42] Driver
    "Follow that car."
[06:47] Yamamoto
    It's hard. It's hard work, Driver.
[06:51] Yamamoto
    But I want to show them
    the view from the top.
[06:55] Odokawa
    Huh...
[06:56] Yamamoto
    I've got a chance.
[06:58] Odokawa
    A chance?
[06:59] Yamamoto
    That girl I mentioned earlier, Rui Nikaido,
    is a pure carbon gemstone.
[07:04] Odokawa
    I've heard of Rui Nikaido.
[07:07] Odokawa
    I think a passenger mentioned her.
[07:09] Yamamoto
    I'm not talking about a diamond in the rough.
    She's a proper carbon gemstone.
[07:13] Odokawa
    Why not promote her alone, then?
[07:15] Yamamoto
    That's not how things work these days.
[07:17] Yamamoto
    You have to promote them as a group.
[07:19] Yamamoto
    And besides, while I feel bad for
     the girls you drove earlier,
[07:22] Yamamoto
    you need people to prop up a carbon
    gemstone so it can shine even brighter.
[07:26] Yamamoto
    In other words, I'm a jewelry designer
    working with a carbon gemstone.
[07:30] Yamamoto
    Without me, it's difficult for
     the world to spot carbon gemstones.
[07:33] Odokawa
    Just call it a diamond.
[07:38] Yamamoto
    By the way, Driver,
    could I get your business card?
[07:41] Yamamoto
    Ideally, I'd like to use the same
     person to drive them around.
[07:44] Yamamoto
    You seem tight-lipped, too.
[07:46] Odokawa
    I won't always be available,
    so don't get your hopes up.
SIGN    Driver
    Hiroshi Odokawa
[07:52] Yamamoto
    Also, Driver, you should help us advertise.
[07:55] Yamamoto
    Could you keep our fliers in your taxi?
SIGN    Mystery Kiss
[07:59] Odokawa
    People actually want them?
[08:00] Yamamoto
    I wouldn't have to work so
    hard if success came easily.
[08:02] Odokawa
    Is your office in Kamimeguro the place
    with the bar on the first floor?
[08:07] Yamamoto
    Yeah, that's it. You know the place?
[08:10] Odokawa
    I was just thinking about
    how I once drove a girl there.
[08:14] Yamamoto
    What? When?
[08:16] Odokawa
    About two weeks ago, I think.
[08:19] Odokawa
    She must've been from your agency.
[08:23] Yamamoto
    It was probably one of
     the girls you drove today.
[08:27] Yamamoto
    The only group we manage is Mystery Kiss.
[08:30] Odokawa
    Maybe.
[08:32] Odokawa
    Girls that age, especially ones trying
    to be idols, all look the same to me.
[08:40] Yamamoto
    You said you recognized
    the second girl, Shiho Ichimura.
[08:44] Yamamoto
    It must've been her.
[08:45] Odokawa
    She's a calico cat. The other girl
    was a little different.
[08:57] Odokawa
    We're here. This is it, right?
[08:59] Yamamoto
    You're sure?
[09:00] Odokawa
    About what?
[09:01] Yamamoto
    Where you dropped off that girl.
[09:03] Yamamoto
    You're sure it was at this office?
[09:04] Odokawa
    Yeah.
[09:11] Odokawa
    That'll be 11,940 yen.
SIGN    Driver
    Hiroshi Odokawa
[09:13] Yamamoto
    Listen, Driver.
[09:15] Odokawa
    Huh?
[09:17] Yamamoto
    Does this car have a recording device?
[09:23] Odokawa
    Why?
[09:24] Yamamoto
    Sometimes you see them in the news.
[09:26] Yamamoto
    You know, in stories about robberies.
[09:29] Odokawa
    Yeah, I've got one.
[09:31] Yamamoto
    Any chance I could get your data?
[09:33] Yamamoto
    I thought it might be interesting
    to include some candid shots
[09:36] Yamamoto
    of the girls in a taxi for our next PV.
[09:38] Odokawa
    Their faces are visible, though.
[09:39] Yamamoto
    We'll edit around that.
[09:41] Yamamoto
    I'll pay, of course.
[09:44] Odokawa
    You can have their data.
[09:46] Yamamoto
    No, I want all of it.
[09:50] Odokawa
    I can't make that decision by myself.
[09:53] Odokawa
    I'll consider it if I can
    settle the privacy issues.
[09:58] Yamamoto
    Fine.
[10:02] Yamamoto
    I'll be in touch.
[10:04] Yamamoto
    And I appreciate your cooperation
    regarding today and going forward.
[10:07] Odokawa
    Sure. I'm not that
    interested, so don't worry.
[10:34] Driver
    Thank you for riding.
SIGN    Goriki Clinic
[10:53] Goriki
    Sorry I had to ask you to come in.
[10:55] Odokawa
    Clinics are terrifying at night.
[10:59] Goriki
    Well, Odokawa? Have you been sleeping well?
[11:01] Odokawa
    Thanks to you, I haven't been.
[11:04] Odokawa
    You haven't prescribed me more medication.
[11:07] Odokawa
    What's with calling me in for
     a consultation at this hour?
[11:09] Goriki
    You could go to another clinic.
    They'd give you the same medication.
[11:13] Goriki
    If I were a hairdresser, maybe I'd think,
[11:15] Goriki
    "I've been building my vision for
    this guy's hairstyle for so long,
[11:18] Goriki
    and this asshole went to another salon."
[11:20] Goriki
    "He ruined everything."
[11:23] Goriki
    But I don't run a salon. I run a clinic.
[11:26] Odokawa
    That was a lot of words for a boring payoff.
[11:30] Goriki
    I'm going to be closing
    the clinic for a while.
[11:33] Odokawa
    Why?
[11:34] Goriki
    My medications aren't adding up.
[11:38] Odokawa
    Were they stolen?
[11:40] Goriki
    Yeah. Apparently it's been
    happening for a long time.
[11:43] Odokawa
    Did you call the police?
[11:44] Goriki
    No. Apparently it's an inside job.
[11:48] Goriki
    If this gets out, I'll go from
     victim to perpetrator.
[11:52] Goriki
    I'm thinking about closing the clinic
    so I can pretend it didn't happen.
[11:56] Odokawa
    You're doing it to protect yourself.
[11:59] Goriki
    It's embarrassing to admit, but yes.
[12:03] Odokawa
    Not to protect Shirakawa-san.
[12:06] Goriki
    Nobody said it was Shirakawa-san.
[12:10] Odokawa
    She's been having money problems.
[12:13] Goriki
    That's not enough to accuse her.
[12:17] Odokawa
    I remembered something.
[12:19] Odokawa
    A little while ago,
    after dropping off a hippo guy,
[12:22] Odokawa
    I saw Dobu and Shirakawa-san
    together in an alley at night.
[12:27] Odokawa
    Dobu knew about
    Shirakawa-san. It makes sense.
[12:31] Goriki
    You got a good look at them?
[12:32] Odokawa
    I saw Shirakawa-san from behind.
[12:34] Goriki
    You don't know it was her, then.
[12:36] Goriki
    And it was at night.
[12:38] Goriki
    There are plenty of people
    who look like her from behind.
[12:41] Odokawa
    No, I could tell it was her.
[12:47] Goriki
    You've changed, Odokawa.
[12:52] Goriki
    It's like you've warmed up recently.
[12:55] Odokawa
    I'm gonna go.
[12:57] Goriki
    Where?
[13:01] Odokawa
    Unusually enough, two people
    asked to meet me today.
[13:04] Odokawa
    You, and...
[13:17] Dobu
    Hey.
[13:22] Odokawa
    Couldn't you have picked
    a better place to meet?
[13:24] Dobu
    What's wrong with here?
[13:29] Dobu
    You figured out who wants
    your dash cam data?
[13:32] Odokawa
    First, I have question for you.
[13:35] Odbu
    Sure. That's the only one
    I'm answering, though.
[13:38] Odokawa
    You always try to dominate the situation.
[13:41] Dobu
    That's how negotiations work.
[13:44] Odokawa
    I'm the one helping you, here.
[13:47] Dobu
    I thought we had a deal.
[13:50] Odokawa
    Huh? Has there always been
    an Orvis speed camera here?
[13:52] Dobu
    Well, there goes your one question.
[13:54] Dobu
    You're the type who'd waste his wishes
     if he found a magic lamp.
[13:57] Odokawa
    That wasn't a question for you,
    it was a spur-of-the-moment inquiry.
[14:00] Odokawa
    I'm sure the genie would understand.
[14:02] Dobu
    Whatever. What's your question?
[14:05] Odokawa
    You and Shirakawa-san
    are connected somehow. Right?
[14:12] Odokawa
    If you don't answer me
    honestly, I'm not telling you.
[14:15] Odokawa
    You used Shirakawa-san to threaten me.
[14:19] Odokawa
    If you and Shirakawa-san are connected,
    then the premise doesn't hold.
[14:25] Dobu
    Yeah, that's right.
[14:27] Odokawa
    You told Shirakawa-san
    to approach me, didn't you?
[14:30] Dobu
    I don't know crap about that.
    She did that on her own.
[14:34] Odokawa
    Shirakawa-san's been stealing
    medication from Goriki Clinic.
[14:38] Odokawa
    You've been selling them illegally
    for money. Am I right?
[14:42] Dobu
    That's a lot of questions.
[14:44] Dobu
    Including the Orvis one,
     that's your fourth.
[14:46] Odokawa
    Answer me.
[14:48] Dobu
    That's mostly correct.
[14:50] Odokawa
    That's cheap work. No wonder
    Yano looks down on you.
[14:54] Dobu
    I'm the one shouldering Shirakawa's debt,
    and she's paying me back.
[14:59] Dobu
    That's all there is to it. It's not a job.
[15:01] Dobu
    I answered your questions.
    Now it's your turn.
[15:05] Odokawa
    Now that I know that, there's no reason
    for me to keep my promise, is there?
[15:08] Dobu
    C'mon, I'm surrounded by enemies.
[15:11] Dobu
    I've made blunder after
    blunder. I'm desperate.
[15:13] Dobu
    I lost something important
    that the boss gave me.
[15:16] Dobu
    And recently, a video of some
    amateur claiming he'll catch me
[15:20] Dobu
    has gotten ten million views.
    I'm having an awful time.
[15:23] Odokawa
    Really? You're famous.
[15:26] Dobu
    If I don't get the name of the
    guy who wanted your dash cam data,
[15:31] Dobu
    I'll have to kill you.
[15:34] Dobu
    How will I kill you? Well, let's see.
[15:37] Dobu
    Why don't I tie up your arms and legs,
    throw you into an empty tub,
[15:41] Dobu
    and slowly fill it with water?
[15:46] Dobu
    Thankfully, I'm quite good at figuring
    out exactly what people don't like.
[15:53] Odokawa
    It's Mystery Kiss's manager.
[15:55] Dobu
    Mystery Kiss?
[15:57] Odokawa
    Their fliers are back there.
[16:02] Dobu
    Yano. That asshole.
[16:03] Dobu
    He was sticking his paws into this, too?
[16:05] Dobu
    So, what did this manager say?
[16:08] Odokawa
    He asked me to sell him
    the data so he could use it in a PV.
[16:11] Dobu
    Does that mean one of them
    is the boss's classmate's daughter?
[16:16] Dobu
    It could be a good idea to sell him the data
    with the parts he wants cut from it.
[16:21] Dobu
    See how much he'll pay for it.
[16:24] Odokawa
    I'm not getting involved in your business.
[16:27] Odokawa
    Do what you want with the information.
    It's none of my business.
[16:30] Odokawa
    Stay away from me.
[16:32] Dobu
    Hey, are you really that
    upset about Shirakawa?
[16:53] Ichimura
    Kakki, do you come
    to places like this often?
[16:55] Kakihana
    Well, I mean, I might come once a month.
[17:00] Ichimura
    Wow, I've never been anywhere like this.
[17:03] Kakihana
    Oh, yeah?
[17:08] Kakihana
    Excuse me. Could I get
    another glass, please?
[17:11] Woman A
    Seriously?
[17:12] Woman B
    Don't laugh.
[17:16] Kakihana
    Shiho-chan, when are you the happiest?
[17:20] Ichimura
    When I'm in the bath.
[17:22] Kakihana
    Really? You like baths, huh?
[17:28] Ichimura
    I grew up poor, with a lot of siblings.
[17:31] Ichimura
    The only place I could
    be alone was in the bath.
[17:35] Kakihana
    Poor, huh?
[17:37] Ichimura
    I asked Santa for bath
    additives for Christmas.
[17:40] Ichimura
    You know, those ones that fizz up.
[17:42] Kakihana
    I see. That's... kind of cute.
[17:46] Ichimura
    Is the bath at your house
    as amazing as I think it is?
[17:48] Ichimura
    Can you stretch your legs out?
[17:50] Kakihana
    Huh? Uh, yeah.
[17:51] Kakihana
    It's got jets and stuff. Of course it does.
[17:53] Ichimura
    Really? Can you watch TV from the bath, too?
[17:56] Kakihana
    Of course.
[17:58] Ichimura
    I'd like to visit.
[18:00] Kakihana
    Huh? Wh-What? Uh, I think it's maybe
    still a little too soon for that.
[18:04] Kakihana
    L-L-Listen, why don't we go to
     Yufuin sometime instead?
[18:07] Ichimura
    I'd love to go. Where's Yufuin?
[18:10] Kakihana
    Oita Prefecture. It's a short flight away.
[18:12] Ichimura
    Do you have a private jet
    or something, Kakki?
[18:16] Kakihana
    I'm not that rich.
[18:19] Ichimura
    Aw, shucks.
[18:23] Kakihana
    Shiho-chan, you're a college student, right?
[18:27] Ichimura
    That's right.
[18:29] Kakihana
    You're so young.
[18:31] Kakihana
    Why are you getting ma... mar...
[18:35] Waiter
    Thank you for waiting.
[18:37] Kakihana
    Thanks.
[18:39] Waiter
    You don't need to hold your glass.
[18:41] Kakihana
    Oh, so that's how you guys do things.
[18:46] Waiter
    Enjoy.
[18:48] Ichimura
    So, what were we talking about?
[18:51] Kakihana
    Shiho-chan, do you actually
    want to get married?
[18:56] Ichimura
    Yeah. It's always been
    my dream to get married.
[18:59] Ichimura
    I think the sooner I can, the better.
[19:02] Ichimura
    Being surprised with
    an engagement ring would be amazing.
[19:09] Kakihana
    In that case, would you—
[19:11] Ichimura
    Hey, look at this.
SIGN    Imai@Nikaido fan account
    @Nikaidorui_love – 1 day ago
     I can't stop shaking...
[19:15] Ichimura
    It says he won one billion yen.
    Do you think it's true?
[19:18] Kakihana
    One billion yen, huh? Wow.
[19:21] Kakihana
    Not even I have that much.
[19:26] Ichimura
    He's a Rui Nikaido fan, huh?
[19:28] Kakihana
    Huh?
[19:29] Ichimura
    Nothing. Do you know about this?
[19:32] Ichimura
    Everyone's talking about it right now.
[19:35] Kabasawa
    Hello, Taichi Kabasawa here.
SIGN    [Declaration of War] I'll catch Dobu by the end of the year! [Taichi Kabasawa]
[19:37] Kabasawa
    I have an announcement to make.
[19:39] Kabasawa
    I, Taichi Kabasawa, will capture
    Dobu by the end of the year.
[19:42] Kabasawa
    You see, ten days ago, Dobu happened
    to be in a photo I uploaded.
[19:47] Kabasawa
    I was interviewed by the media.
[19:49] Kabasawa
    It went a little bit viral,
[19:50] Kabasawa
    so I'm sure some of you know
    about that, but I don't know.
[19:53] Kabasawa
    Some of you might be wondering if it's
    okay for me to use such a sensational title,
[19:57] Kabasawa
    but this is, without a doubt,
    my sense of justice.
[20:00] Kabasawa
    For those of you who don't know who Dobu is,
[20:02] Kabasawa
    I'm not sure if he's a thug or yakuza member,
    but the police are after him.
[20:07] Kabasawa
    But according to the intel I've acquired,
[20:09] Kabasawa
    the police haven't been able to catch Dobu.
[20:12] Kabasawa
    I don't know if he's backed up
    by someone important or something.
[20:15] Kabasawa
    Anyway, this Dobu guy is such a bad dude
[20:17] Kabasawa
    that people think he's committed
    every crime under the sun.
[20:21] Kabasawa
    Theft, robbery, fraud, assault,
    extortion, sexual assault,
SIGN    Theft
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[20:24] Kabasawa
    placing rocks on railway tracks,
    arson, kidnapping, and murder.
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SIGN    Arson
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[20:27] Kabasawa
    Anyway, his crimes are too numerous to list.
[20:29] Kabasawa
    Oh, I guess the rocks on
    the tracks stand out from the rest.
[20:32] Kabasawa
    As a matter of fact, I know people
    who were beaten half to death by Dobu.
[20:33] Waiter
    I'll take this out of your way.
[20:35] Kakihana
    Thanks. Uh...
[20:36] Kabasawa
    I heard about it from a friend of a friend.
[20:39] Kabasawa
    It's possible that some of you
    have met one of his victims.
[20:43] Kabasawa
    Even if they weren't directly harmed by Dobu,
    it's possible that he was responsible.
[20:46] Kabasawa
    I'm sure some people have had
    their bike seats stolen, right?
[20:49] Kabasawa
    Anyway, I, Taichi Kabasawa,
    will catch that Dobu!
[20:52] Kabasawa
    I've been looking for a job for a while.
[20:53] Waiter
    Is something the matter?
[20:55] Kakihana
    Could I get the check?
[20:55] Kabasawa
    But when I asked myself
    what I really want to do,
[20:57] Waiter
    Please wait at your table.
[20:58] Kabasawa
    I knew I didn't want to be a cog in society.
[20:59] Kakihana
    Oh, so that's how you guys do things.
[21:01] Kabasawa
    I didn't want to ride packed trains.
[21:02] Kabasawa
    Can you really call that living?
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[21:05] Kabasawa
    While thinking about my life,
    I recalled a dream I had as a kid.
[21:09] Kabasawa
    I wanted to be a hero who helped people
    in trouble. I'm sure you guys did, too.
[21:13] Kabasawa
    So I'll catch him.
[21:14] Kabasawa
    I'll put off finding a job
    and my schoolwork to do it!
[21:17] Kabasawa
    What will I do once I catch him?
[21:19] Kabasawa
    He'll apologize. I'll make him apologize.
[21:21] Kabasawa
    I'll upload a video of him
    on his knees. I'll rehabilitate him.
[21:23] Kabasawa
    If the law can't punish him, then I will!
[21:27] Kabasawa
    No, we will. Including you,
    person watching this video.
[21:29] Kabasawa
    Together, we'll catch Dobu!
[21:31] Kabasawa
    I'm Meisei University
    student Taichi Kabasawa!
[21:34] Kabasawa
    I won't run. I won't hide.
    I'll stand in the line of fire.
[21:37] Kabasawa
    So I'm accepting any
    and all information. Help me.
[21:39] Kabasawa
    Crimes must be punished.
    Together we shall defeat evil!
[21:42] Kabasawa
    Justice will win!
[21:45] Ichimura
    This video has received a storm of praise.
[21:47] Ichimura
    It's been viewed ten million times.
[21:49] Ichimura
    People are saying, "He's so cool. God-like,"
[21:50] Ichimura
    and, "Kabasawa-sama, I support you."
[21:52] Ichimura
    Crazy, right?
[21:55] Waiter
    Here's your check.
[21:56] Kakihana
    Thanks.
[21:59] Kakihana
    Yikes.
[22:00] Ichimura
    What's wrong?
[22:01] Kakihana
    Oh, uh... That's all, huh?
[22:05] Kakihana
    Give me one minute.
[22:10] Ichimura
    You're not paying by card?
[22:12] Kakihana
    Since I look at digital
    numbers all day long,
[22:15] Kakihana
    I prefer to use cash
    when interacting with other people.
[22:18] Ichimura
    You don't even carry a wallet?
[22:19] Kakihana
    I had a B-Bottega Veneta, but I gave
    it away to one of my subordinates.
[22:24] Ichimura
    Huh...
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[23:35] Imai
    Odokawa-sama, I'm delighted to see
    that you're doing well.
[23:38] Odokawa
    Don't call me that.
[23:39] Imai
    Do you believe in fate?
[23:41] Imai
    It's fate that brought us together again.
[23:44] Odokawa
    I pick up repeat passengers
    in that area all the time while cruising.
[23:46] Imai
    But one billion—
[23:47] Odokawa
    Shh! Keep your voice down.