E7 - Karen Bee, Part Seven

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[00:07] Karen
    Hey, kiss-freak...
[00:10] Koyomi
    We're going home.
[00:11] Karen
    Shut up.
[00:12] Karen
    Go home by yourself.
[00:13] Karen
    Don't try and stop me.
[00:15] Karen
    I told you...
[00:17] Karen
    How mad he made me.
[00:20] Koyomi
    And I told you to leave the rest to me.
[00:23] Karen
    I...
[00:24] Karen
    I never said I would.
[00:26] Koyomi
    Don't push yourself...
[00:28] Koyomi
    You should rest right now.
[00:31] Karen
    I'm not going to talk about this.
[00:34] Karen
    You won't listen to what I have to say anyway.
[00:37] Koyomi
    I'll listen later.
[00:39] Koyomi
    I'll sit beside you, peeling apples,
[00:41] Koyomi
    while you rest.
[00:43] Karen
    Come to think of it,
[00:45] ---
    it's been a long time since
    I've had a real, serious
[00:47] ---
    fight with you!
SIGN    Episode 7: Karen Bee, Part 7
[00:55] Koyomi
    Don't be stupid.
[00:56] Koyomi
    I've never been serious
    against my little sister.
[01:00] Koyomi
    This isn't the dojo.
[01:03] Koyomi
    And you're not in great shape,
SIGN    Stung by Supernatural Bee
[01:05] Koyomi
    
[01:05] Koyomi
    right?
[01:06] Karen
    Great shape?
[01:07] Karen
    You've got that right.
[01:09] Karen
    My head's all stuffed up,
    and my whole body is hot.
[01:13] Karen
    It feels like my clothes are
    about to catch fire.
[01:15] Karen
    My muscles ache, and I can barely walk.
[01:19] Karen
    And maybe there isn't enough moisture
[01:21] ---
    in my eyes, 'cause you look all blurry.
[01:24] Karen
    The next time I blink, I might
    never open my eyes again.
[01:28] Karen
    So I'm in the best shape of my life!
[01:32] Koyomi
    Pretty cool...
[01:33] Koyomi
    If you weren't my sister,
    I'd fall in love with you.
[01:36] Karen
    If you weren't my brother,
    I might be able to hold back!
SIGN    
[01:49] Karen
    Thanks, Nii-chan...
[01:51] Karen
    That woke me up!
[01:53] Karen
    There are twenty minutes till
    the next bus comes.
[01:57] Karen
    Nii-chan, should I call you an ambulance?
[01:59] Koyomi
    Hell, no.
[02:00] Koyomi
    The one who'll be taking the ambulance...
[02:04] ---
    is you!
[02:05] Karen
    No way.
[02:06] Karen
    How can he stand?
[02:07] Karen
    That could've killed him.
[02:09] Karen
    I was told never to use it outside the dojo...
[02:12] Koyomi
    Then I think it's time they kicked you out!
[02:14] Karen
    Don't try and stop me!
[02:27] Karen
    By the way, Nii-chan...
SIGN    When Your Body Feels Hot
[02:29] Karen
    When you say, "Your body feels hot,"
[02:32] Karen
    don't you think it seems kinda naughty?
[02:34] Koyomi
    I don't...
[02:37] Karen
    Because
[02:37] Karen
    "hot" is the first three letters of "hotel"!
[02:39] Koyomi
    Are you my junior?!
SIGN    Naughtiness in the Athletic Storeroom
    A beast of lust arrives!
SIGN    Talk to us about anything
[02:41] Karen
    Your junior? Who's that?
[02:43] Koyomi
    The biggest pervert I know!
SIGN    Kanbaru
    Suruga
SIGN    Recreation
[02:54] Shinobu
    Hey, master...
SIGN    Recreation
[02:58] Shinobu
    Did I not tell you?
[03:00] Shinobu
    Just as your fears are transmitted to me directly,
[03:05] Shinobu
    I feel your pain, as well.
[03:11] Koyomi
    Put up with it for a little longer.
SIGN    Recreation
[03:13] Shinobu
    If you order me to, I will act.
[03:16] Koyomi
    Here's your order: do nothing.
SIGN    Recreation
[03:19] Shinobu
    You ask the hardest things...
[03:22] Koyomi
    I'll pat your head later.
SIGN    Recreation
[03:25] Shinobu
    That isn't enough.
[03:26] Shinobu
    I request a ritual one level higher.
[03:31] Koyomi
    I didn't know there was one.
SIGN    Recreation
[03:32] Koyomi
    Out of curiosity, what is it?
[03:35] Shinobu
    Don't pat my head...
[03:39] Shinobu
    Rub my breasts.
SIGN    Recreation
SIGN    Recreation
[03:43] Koyomi
    Why didn't you say that to me
[03:45] ---
    when you were still an adult?!
SIGN    Punch
[03:55] Karen
    Give it up, already.
[03:57] Karen
    It hurts my fists when I punch you...
[04:00] Koyomi
    Forget that.
[04:01] Koyomi
    It hurts me when you punch me.
[04:04] Karen
    You can't beat me, Nii-chan.
[04:07] Koyomi
    You can't beat me, Karen-chan.
[04:09] Karen
    This is your chance to surrender, Nii-chan!
[04:12] Koyomi
    It's way too late for that line.
[04:16] Karen
    My fists hurt, so I'm going
    to stop punching you.
[04:26] Karen
    Not bad, Nii-chan!
[04:34] Koyomi
    Hey!
[04:54] Karen
    You get it now, right?
[04:56] Karen
    You can't beat me, Nii-chan!
[04:58] Koyomi
    You're the one who needs to get it...
[05:01] Koyomi
    You can't beat me, Karen-chan!
[05:04] Karen
    The good guy always wins, right?
[05:07] Karen
    Doesn't that mean that whoever
    wins is right, Nii-chan?
[05:10] Karen
    So if I beat you, I can go?
[05:13] Koyomi
    That way of thinking is dangerous.
[05:16] Koyomi
    It's about as far from justice as you can get.
[05:19] Karen
    What are you talking about?
[05:20] Karen
    You always say that, don't you?
[05:22] Karen
    Like a big arrogant jerk.
[05:24] Koyomi
    What do I say?
[05:26] Karen
    About Tsukihi-chan and me...
[05:28] Karen
    We're right, but we aren't strong.
[05:31] Karen
    And the good guys always win,
    so you can't lose.
SIGN    Fakes
[05:35] Karen
    You always talk like you're so
    much better than we are!
[05:40] Karen
    So I tried to make it so I wouldn't lose...
[05:42] Koyomi
    Oh, that?
[05:44] Koyomi
    That's correct.
[05:45] Koyomi
    You're right.
[05:47] Koyomi
    But you aren't strong.
[05:48] Karen
    I am strong...
[05:49] Karen
    Stronger than you, if nothing else.
[05:51] Koyomi
    Physically strong means nothing.
[05:54] Koyomi
    To be the real thing,
[05:56] Koyomi
    you need a strong will.
[05:58] Koyomi
    When you say you can't forgive Kaiki,
    where is your will?
[06:03] Koyomi
    You two are always trying to help others.
[06:06] Koyomi
    You're always doing it for someone else.
[06:08] Koyomi
    There's no will of your own there.
[06:10] Karen
    No!
[06:11] Karen
    We're doing what we think is right.
[06:15] Karen
    Everyone else is just the reason.
[06:17] Koyomi
    Don't make me laugh!
[06:19] Koyomi
    How can someone who seeks
[06:20] ---
    a reason from another person be right?
[06:23] Koyomi
    While you're forcing that reason
[06:24] ---
    on someone else, how can
    you take responsibility?
[06:27] Koyomi
    You're not good, and you're not heroes.
[06:31] Koyomi
    You're just kids playing a game!
SIGN    Fakes
[06:34] Koyomi
    Fakes.
[06:36] Koyomi
    You never go after evil people, just villains.
[06:40] Koyomi
    Am I wrong?
[06:41] Karen
    You are!
[06:42] Karen
    You don't know anything, so shut up.
[06:44] Karen
    Tsubasa-san would understand...
[06:47] Karen
    She knows everything!
[06:49] Koyomi
    She doesn't know everything.
[06:51] Koyomi
    All she knows
[06:53] Koyomi
    is what she knows.
[06:55] Koyomi
    If you can't give up the idea of self-sacrifice
    and be content with self-satisfaction,
[06:59] Koyomi
    you need to shut up.
[07:00] Koyomi
    It gives me a headache to hear you talk.
[07:03] Karen
    What's wrong with doing
    something for someone else?
[07:06] Karen
    What's wrong with self-sacrifice?
[07:08] Karen
    Even if... Even if we're fakes,
    what's wrong with that?
[07:13] Karen
    Has it ever caused any trouble for you?!
[07:16] Koyomi
    For a long time now.
[07:18] Koyomi
    But...
[07:21] Koyomi
    I never said it was wrong.
[07:24] Koyomi
    If you're prepared to live with a sense
    of inferiority for the rest of your life,
[07:27] Koyomi
    then even if you're a fake,
    isn't that the same as being real?
[07:31] Koyomi
    Just so we're clear, I hate you two.
[07:34] Koyomi
    But I'm always proud of you.
[07:37] Karen
    Nii-chan.
[07:38] Koyomi
    You said he made you mad, right?
[07:41] Koyomi
    I heard you...
[07:43] Koyomi
    However, I'm much madder...
[07:47] Koyomi
    He hurt something I'm
    proud of, and he'll pay.
[07:49] Koyomi
    Leave the rest to me!
[07:51] Karen
    I'm mad, but I also feel pathetic.
[07:54] Karen
    Making you clean up after my mess...
[07:56] Koyomi
    You can't even clean up your own sweat.
    Don't worry about it.
[08:00] Koyomi
    Cleaning up after their
[08:01] ---
    little sister is an honor for a big brother.
[08:05] Koyomi
    This time, I'll show you being cool.
[08:08] Koyomi
    Make sure you don't fall in love.
[08:10] Koyomi
    It'd be incestuous...
[08:12] Karen
    I'm already in love, Nii-chan.
[08:17] Karen
    You take care of the rest.
SIGN    Black Scene
SIGN    7/30 Sunday
SIGN    After that, I carried Karen home on my back.
    I don't think she'll be running off again,
    but just in case, I wrote "Any man will do"
    on her face with permanent marker, so she can't leave.
    (While I was at it, I wrote "Wearing a bra is a pain,
    so I'm not" on Tsukihi's. She shares responsibility, too.)
    Then I went to meet up with Senjougahara again. Then...
[08:29] Kaiki
    Aren't you the one I met in front
    of the Gaen child's house?
SIGN    Fine-ground and Deep-roasted
[08:35] Kaiki
    You're here about your sister?
SIGN    Naughty Ferris Wheel
[08:37] Kaiki
    A very manly child, then.
    Rare these days.
[08:42] Kaiki
    Your charm is gone, Senjougahara.
[08:46] Kaiki
    You've become a normal girl.
[08:48] Suruga
    What?
[08:49] Suruga
    I never wanted to see you again.
[08:52] Suruga
    Actually, that's a lie.
[08:54] Suruga
    I never wanted to see you in the first place.
[08:59] Suruga
    But I can say this now...
[09:04] Suruga
    I've been wanting to see you, Kaiki-san.
[09:06] Kaiki
    I didn't want to see you,
[09:08] Kaiki
    now that you're just a normal girl.
SIGN    Naughty Ferris Wheel
[09:12] Kaiki
    The last time we met,
    you shone like darkness.
[09:16] Kaiki
    No, better to say you'd attained
    a level of enlightenment.
[09:19] Kaiki
    Someone well worth deceiving...
[09:21] Kaiki
    Stop. Let's talk.
[09:23] Kaiki
    I've come to talk.
[09:25] Kaiki
    So did you, right?
[09:27] Kaiki
    Am I wrong?
[09:30] Kaiki
    Very well. I get it...
[09:33] Kaiki
    I'll stop cheating the middle schoolers.
[09:35] Kaiki
    And I won't spread the charms anymore.
[09:40] Kaiki
    And that lively little girl,
[09:42] ---
    your sister... Don't worry
    about her, Araragi.
[09:46] Kaiki
    It's called instant hypnosis.
[09:49] Kaiki
    She'll recover her health within
    the next three days.
[09:52] Kaiki
    And, Senjougahara...
[09:54] Kaiki
    I'll officially apologize for what
    happened with your mother.
[09:58] Kaiki
    And I'll do my best to return the money
[10:02] ---
    taken from your father.
[10:09] Suruga
    That's quite gracious of you...
[10:12] Suruga
    Did you really think I'd believe it?
[10:14] Suruga
    You don't seem repentant at all.
[10:18] Suruga
    Not the slightest bit.
[10:20] Kaiki
    Don't I?
[10:21] Kaiki
    Come to think of it,
    I didn't actually apologize.
[10:25] Kaiki
    Or beg for my life.
[10:28] Kaiki
    Sorry, very sorry, guys.
[10:30] Kaiki
    I'm very repentant.
[10:32] Kaiki
    Very sorry.
[10:33] Suruga
    I'm supposed to believe that
    half-hearted apology?
[10:37] Suruga
    Every word you say is a lie.
[10:40] Kaiki
    Perhaps.
[10:42] Suruga
    I'd prefer if you didn't upset me.
[10:44] Suruga
    I'm doing everything I can to hold
    myself back right now.
[10:47] Suruga
    Refraining from killing you is very difficult.
[10:51] Kaiki
    So it seems.
[10:52] Kaiki
    And it's in that respect that
    you've become normal.
[10:59] Kaiki
    The old you would never have held back.
[11:03] Suruga
    I won't ask you to return the money.
[11:06] Suruga
    That won't bring my family back.
[11:09] Kaiki
    You won't?
[11:11] Kaiki
    That's great.
[11:12] Kaiki
    I go through money fast.
[11:14] Kaiki
    I barely have any on me.
SIGN    A I U E O
SIGN    Open the
    mind's eye
SIGN    Gotta drink the medicine. Gotta peel the apples. Hurry, gotta do it.
[11:16] Kaiki
    If I were going to repay you,
SIGN     1
    
    8 O
    
    7 E
SIGN    A 3
    
    I 4
    
    U 5
SIGN    Oh, how horrid. My beloved daughter's hands and legs are warping into something awful.
SIGN    Gotta sever Gotta sever Gotta join Gotta join Oh, so busy Busy
SIGN    Tooth
    
    Bloomed
    
    Bloomed
    
    Cherry
SIGN    Nose Flower Flower
SIGN    With All My Heart
[11:18] ---
    I'd have needed to think up a new con.
SIGN    Flashback
SIGN    Toward
    intercourse
    like an
    animal
SIGN    Lust writhing atop the girl's body.
SIGN    Palm
SIGN    Rising Sun
SIGN    
    
    8
    
    7
    
    6
SIGN    1 2 3 4
SIGN    Broken
[11:23] Suruga
    Leave this city.
[11:25] Suruga
    Now.
[11:25] Kaiki
    Very well.
[11:28] Kaiki
    What's wrong, Araragi?
[11:29] Kaiki
    Why do you look at me with those eyes?
[11:32] Kaiki
    I hurt your sister.
[11:35] Kaiki
    Shouldn't I see more hatred in them?
[11:39] Koyomi
    She got what was coming to her.
[11:42] Koyomi
    It's her fault for getting involved
    with someone like you.
[11:45] Suruga
    That's not true.
[11:46] Suruga
    Her mistake was coming to see me alone.
[11:50] Suruga
    If she wanted to get me, she should have
[11:52] ---
    come with greater numbers,
    just as you have.
[11:56] Suruga
    In most other respects, she was right.
[12:02] Suruga
    Or, Araragi, did you decide on
    your own that she is a fool,
[12:06] Suruga
    thereby denying her?
[12:10] Koyomi
    I think she's right. Just...
[12:12] Kaiki
    She isn't strong?
[12:14] Kaiki
    True, she isn't.
[12:16] Kaiki
    But denying her kindness is a mistake.
[12:20] Kaiki
    And...
[12:23] Kaiki
    And without girls like that around,
[12:25] Kaiki
    I'd be out of business as a con man.
[12:29] Suruga
    So why is a con man like that
[12:32] ---
    doing what I want?
[12:34] Suruga
    It would be easy to talk me into
    doing whatever you wished.
[12:37] Suruga
    Like before.
[12:38] Kaiki
    Senjougahara,
[12:39] Kaiki
    you have the wrong idea about me.
[12:42] Kaiki
    No, you have the right idea.
    You merely overestimate me.
[12:46] Kaiki
    The person you view as your enemy
[12:49] ---
    is just a pathetic, middle-aged man.
[12:51] Kaiki
    Even as a con man,
    he's a minor and shabby one.
[12:54] Kaiki
    Or did I seem to you like
    some sort of monster?
[12:58] Suruga
    Of course not.
SIGN    Black Scene
[13:00] Suruga
    You're just...
[13:04] Suruga
    ...a fake.
[13:08] Kaiki
    Yes, that's right.
[13:09] Kaiki
    I'm a fake.
[13:12] Kaiki
    I'm no one special.
[13:14] Kaiki
    Nor are you.
[13:16] Kaiki
    There's nothing dramatic about me
[13:18] Kaiki
    or about you.
[13:21] Kaiki
    Araragi, what about you?
[13:24] Kaiki
    I'd like to ask you a question.
SIGN    Naughty Ferris Wheel
[13:27] Kaiki
    Is your life dramatic?
SIGN    Tragic
[13:30] Kaiki
    Tragic?
SIGN    Comedic
[13:31] Kaiki
    Musical?
SIGN    Musical
[13:33] Kaiki
    I feel an unpleasant presence
    from your shadow.
[13:37] Kaiki
    And it appears
[13:38] ---
    you've taken half of your
    sister's pain onto yourself.
[13:42] Kaiki
    Madness...
[13:43] Kaiki
    To do something so risky for no money.
[13:47] Koyomi
    Which are you?
[13:50] Kaiki
    Which am I?
[13:51] Koyomi
    Do you know about the supernatural?
[13:55] Kaiki
    That's a less interesting question
    than I expected...
[13:58] Kaiki
    You're ruining my fun, Araragi.
[14:00] Kaiki
    For example, do you believe in ghosts?
[14:03] Kaiki
    You understand the mind of someone
[14:05] ---
    who doesn't believe in ghosts,
[14:07] ---
    but is still scared of them, right?
[14:09] Kaiki
    I'm something similar.
[14:11] Kaiki
    So let me answer your question this way...
[14:14] Kaiki
    I know nothing about the supernatural.
[14:16] Kaiki
    But I know those who do know.
[14:19] Kaiki
    That is all.
[14:21] Kaiki
    More precisely, I simply know
    those who think they know.
[14:28] Kaiki
    The wreathe-fire bee.
[14:30] Kaiki
    Ever heard of the wreathe-fire bee?
[14:33] Koyomi
    A monster from around the 15th century
    or something, wasn't it?
[14:36] Koyomi
    When a strange plague was explained
[14:37] ---
    as the work of a supernatural monster.
[14:40] Kaiki
    Correct.
[14:41] Kaiki
    However, wrong.
[14:43] Kaiki
    The wreathe-fire bee is a monster
    recorded in Chapter 15
SIGN    Wreathe-Fire Bee
SIGN    18th-Century Work
[14:47] ---
    of the 18th-century work,
SIGN    Illustrated Codex of
    Eastern Disturbances, Chapter 15
[14:49] ---
    The Illustrated Codex of Eastern Disturbances.
[14:51] Kaiki
    However, the truth of the matter
[14:53] ---
    is that there was no such plague
    during the Muromachi era.
SIGN    Falsified History Bee
[14:58] Kaiki
    Falsified history.
[15:00] Kaiki
    Those who came after the author
[15:02] ---
    foolishly believed the tale he'd written.
[15:07] Koyomi
    My sister...
[15:10] Koyomi
    My sister who was stung by
    the wreathe-fire bee...
SIGN    Any Man Will Do.
SIGN    Wearing a bra is a pain, so I'm not
[15:15] Koyomi
    Is it true that she'll recover,
    even if we do nothing?
[15:17] Kaiki
    Of course.
[15:18] Kaiki
    There are no monsters.
SIGN    Victim
[15:21] Kaiki
    And thus, no victims.
SIGN    Monster
[15:23] Kaiki
    You think that they exist,
[15:26] Kaiki
    so you feel like they're there.
[15:28] Kaiki
    Let me be clear...
[15:31] Kaiki
    Don't involve me in your delusions.
[15:35] Kaiki
    It's a nuisance.
[15:39] Koyomi
    He's a fake.
[15:42] Koyomi
    Just like Senjougahara said
[15:43] Koyomi
    and he said,
[15:45] Koyomi
    he's decided to live his entire life
    with a sense of inferiority.
[15:48] Koyomi
    A proud fake.
[15:50] Kaiki
    And you've taken half of it upon yourself.
[15:53] Kaiki
    It may not even take three days.
[15:56] Kaiki
    I don't know how you did it,
    but that's impressive.
[16:00] Kaiki
    But that means, Araragi,
SIGN    Naughty Ferris Wheel
[16:02] Kaiki
    that you and I will never
    accept one another.
[16:06] Kaiki
    It's far worse than water and oil.
[16:08] Kaiki
    We're fire and oil.
[16:09] Koyomi
    Who's fire and who's oil?
[16:12] Kaiki
    I don't know.
[16:13] Kaiki
    Since neither of us really seems like fire,
[16:15] Kaiki
    why not rubidium and water instead?
[16:19] Kaiki
    And I'm the rubidium.
[16:21] Koyomi
    So I'm water?
[16:23] Koyomi
    Then the fire is Karen and Tsukihi.
[16:27] Koyomi
    Fire and fire...
[16:28] Koyomi
    Together, they become an inferno,
[16:29] Koyomi
    the Fire Sisters.
[16:31] Suruga
    Your phone.
[16:34] Suruga
    Give me your phone.
[16:41] Kaiki
    That was horrible of you.
[16:43] Kaiki
    Now I won't be able to help those
    poor middle schoolers...
[16:47] Kaiki
    I wouldn't know how to reach them.
[16:51] Suruga
    I'm not asking you to help kids
    I don't even know.
[16:55] Suruga
    Araragi-kun, I'm about to say the
    most horrible thing in the world.
[17:03] Suruga
    It's their fault for being tricked.
[17:07] Suruga
    I'm not a hero or a good guy.
[17:09] Suruga
    I'm just an enemy of evil.
[17:13] Suruga
    You can't do anything for the victims, anyway.
[17:16] Suruga
    Even if you tried,
[17:18] ---
    you'd only end up stealing more from them.
[17:21] Kaiki
    I'm sure I would.
[17:23] Kaiki
    I'm a con man.
[17:24] Kaiki
    The whole atonement thing
    was a lie, as well.
[17:26] Kaiki
    You probably don't want to understand this,
[17:28] Kaiki
    but for me, making money isn't
    a matter of profit and loss.
[17:32] Suruga
    That's the part of you...
[17:35] Kaiki
    The "part of me" you what?
[17:39] Kaiki
    No answer?
[17:40] Kaiki
    You really have grown up to be boring...
[17:44] Kaiki
    Dramatic or not, you used to be wonderful.
[17:48] Kaiki
    And now you're just boring.
[17:51] Kaiki
    Heavier and fatter, though.
[17:53] Suruga
    Shut up.
[17:55] Suruga
    I don't care what you say about the old me.
[17:57] Suruga
    But don't insult me as I am now.
[18:00] Suruga
    Araragi-kun says he loves me.
[18:04] Suruga
    He loves me as I am now.
[18:06] Suruga
    Therefore, I like me as I am, too.
[18:09] Suruga
    So I cannot ignore anything you
    say that would damage me.
[18:13] Kaiki
    What?
[18:15] Kaiki
    So you two are like that.
[18:17] Kaiki
    I see... I see.
[18:18] Kaiki
    So that's it...
[18:20] Kaiki
    Then I've nothing more to say.
[18:22] Kaiki
    I don't wish to interfere with
    a budding relationship.
[18:24] Kaiki
    If you're not going to ask for it,
    I won't attempt to atone.
[18:27] Kaiki
    I don't want to do anything that
    won't get me any money.
[18:30] Kaiki
    I'll leave town.
[18:33] Kaiki
    I'll be gone tomorrow.
[18:35] Kaiki
    That's good enough, isn't it, Senjougahara?
[18:37] Kaiki
    Oh, yes... Senjougahara.
[18:39] Kaiki
    Let me tell you something.
[18:41] Suruga
    I don't want to hear it.
[18:42] Kaiki
    The man who once tried to rape you...
[18:45] Kaiki
    He was hit by a car and died.
[18:47] Kaiki
    In a place that had nothing to do with you,
[18:49] Kaiki
    in a way that had nothing to do with you.
[18:52] Kaiki
    And with no drama at all.
[18:55] Kaiki
    That's all there is to the past that
[18:58] ---
    you spend so much time worrying about.
[19:00] Kaiki
    There's nothing even worth settling.
[19:04] Kaiki
    The lesson for you here is not to expect
    anything dramatic from life.
[19:08] Suruga
    That's another lie, of course.
[19:10] Suruga
    The man who'd forgotten about me
    until this morning
[19:12] ---
    wouldn't know a thing about the
    man who tried to rape me.
[19:16] Kaiki
    Senjougahara, try to see past
    the surface of things.
[19:20] Kaiki
    It's possible that the fact that I'd forgotten
[19:23] ---
    about you was a lie, right?
[19:26] Suruga
    A lie...
[19:27] Suruga
    That's a lie.
SIGN    Black Scene
[19:28] Kaiki
    Does it matter if it's a lie?
[19:30] Kaiki
    There's no such thing as truth in this world.
[19:33] Kaiki
    Don't worry.
[19:35] Kaiki
    The fact that you were once in love with me
[19:37] Kaiki
    doesn't count as cheating.
[19:40] Kaiki
    It isn't fair to me if you hate me,
    in an attempt
[19:43] ---
    at loyalty to your current lover.
[19:46] Kaiki
    I'll say it again.
[19:47] Kaiki
    The past is merely the past.
[19:49] Kaiki
    There's no value in overcoming it
    or catching up to it.
[19:52] Kaiki
    A woman like you shouldn't be bound
    by such stupid emotions.
[19:56] Kaiki
    Just be happy with the man you have.
[19:59] Kaiki
    Farewell.
[20:04] Koyomi
    You fell in love with him?
[20:06] Suruga
    What was that?
[20:08] Suruga
    Araragi-kun, did you just attempt
[20:10] ---
    to confirm the virginity of
    the girl you're dating?
[20:13] Suruga
    Of course not.
[20:15] Suruga
    That would never happen.
[20:16] Suruga
    He's simply mistaken.
[20:18] Suruga
    What an insult.
[20:20] Suruga
    Disgusting...
[20:21] Suruga
    But at that time,
[20:24] ---
    anyone who attempted to save me
    would have seemed a prince,
[20:27] Suruga
    no matter what kind of person they were.
[20:30] Suruga
    I won't deny that I did feel somewhat
    positively toward that con man.
[20:35] Suruga
    He was still the first...
[20:37] Suruga
    I've discussed this before,
    so I won't dwell on it.
[20:41] Suruga
    If anyone other than you had saved me,
[20:45] Suruga
    it's possible I would've fallen
    in love with them, too.
[20:50] Suruga
    When I think about that, it infuriates me.
[20:53] Suruga
    I'm so glad you were the one who did...
[20:57] Koyomi
    Oshino would say that you just
    got saved by yourself.
[21:02] Suruga
    Possibly.
[21:03] Suruga
    Let's go home.
[21:04] Suruga
    It's getting late.
[21:06] Koyomi
    Oh, right, Senjougahara...
[21:08] Koyomi
    Before we leave, tell me
    that request you had.
[21:11] Koyomi
    What are you going to make me do?
[21:14] Suruga
    Nothing special.
[21:15] Suruga
    I didn't need that con man to tell me.
[21:17] Suruga
    It's possible that my past isn't
    worth settling things with.
[21:22] Suruga
    But I just did.
[21:28] Suruga
    That's what I think.
[21:31] Koyomi
    Settled, huh?
[21:32] Suruga
    Compliment me.
[21:33] Koyomi
    That's your request?
[21:37] Suruga
    No.
[21:38] Suruga
    A compliment from someone like you means
[21:40] ---
    absolutely nothing to me.
[21:42] Suruga
    But you seem to have forgotten
    to fulfill your obvious duty.
[21:47] Suruga
    I simply reminded you.
[21:48] Koyomi
    Really, are you made of iron or something?
[21:51] Suruga
    Iron?
[21:53] Suruga
    Of course not.
[21:54] Suruga
    I am a soft, cute girl.
[21:57] Suruga
    After everything that scum said to me,
    I am terribly hurt.
[22:02] Suruga
    I can barely stand...
[22:05] Koyomi
    Liar.
[22:06] Koyomi
    Are you a con artist, too?
[22:07] Suruga
    It's true.
[22:09] Suruga
    So...
[22:13] Suruga
    Be gentle to me tonight.
SIGN    Black Scene
[22:21] Koyomi
    The next day,
[22:23] Koyomi
    without even waiting for the
    three days Kaiki had stated,
[22:27] Koyomi
    Karen had recovered.
[22:31] Koyomi
    After that, I gave a general explanation
    to Karen and Tsukihi.
[22:35] Koyomi
    That Kaiki was gone from the city.
[22:37] Koyomi
    And thus, there would be no more victims.
[22:41] Karen
    Nii-chan, we'll be gone for a bit.
[22:44] Tsukihi
    Onii-chan, we'll be gone for a while.
[22:46] Koyomi
    Where are you two yuri sisters going?
[22:48] Karen
    Even with the con man gone,
[22:50] ---
    that doesn't mean the charms
    will just disappear.
[22:52] Karen
    And the damage they did
[22:54] ---
    to people's relationships won't heal itself.
[22:56] Karen
    The fact that there are no more victims
[22:58] ---
    doesn't help the victims already there.
[23:01] Tsukihi
    So we want to start cleaning up the mess.
[23:05] Koyomi
    Don't let your game get out of hand.
[23:09] Karen
    It's not a game, Nii-chan!
[23:12] Tsukihi
    We're not good guys.
[23:13] ---
    We're goodness itself, Onii-chan.
[23:15] Tsukihi
    Bye!
[23:18] Koyomi
    My prides.
[23:19] Koyomi
    My little sisters I'm so proud of.
[23:21] Koyomi
    Fakes...
[23:23] Koyomi
    But because of that, closer than
    anything to the real thing.
[23:26] Koyomi
    The Fire Sisters ran out of the house
[23:30] Koyomi
    like a lit firecracker.