E2 - Karen Bee, Part Two

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[00:01] Araragi
    The older of my sisters, Araragi Karen...
[00:03] Araragi
    A third-year in middle school.
[00:05] Araragi
    Had a birthday at the end of June,
    turning fifteen.
[00:08] Araragi
    She's always been a tomboy
    who excels at most sports.
[00:12] Araragi
    But her talents seemed best suited to combat.
[00:16] Araragi
    She earned her karate in black belt in record time.
[00:20] Araragi
    She enjoyed fighting too much
    to appear truly feminine.
[00:25] Araragi
    I wouldn't call her manly,
[00:27] Araragi
    but the aggressive look in her eye
    makes her appear boyish.
[00:32] Araragi
    And the younger of my sisters, Araragi Tsukihi...
[00:35] Araragi
    A second-year in middle school.
[00:36] Araragi
    Her birthday falls in early April,
[00:38] Araragi
    which makes her fourteen now.
[00:40] Araragi
    Karen is, well,
[00:42] Araragi
    exactly what she looks like.
[00:44] Araragi
    But Tsukihi's appearance
    belies her true nature.
[00:47] Araragi
    But what's important is that her true nature
    does not belie her appearance.
[00:51] Araragi
    She looks extremely feminine,
[00:54] Araragi
    but her nature is even more
    aggressive than Karen's.
[00:57] Araragi
    And she's easily provoked.
[00:59] Araragi
    Her fits could almost be called hysterics.
SIGN    Black Scene
[01:03] Araragi
    The Fire Sisters of Tsuganoki
    2nd Middle School...
SIGN    Black Scene
[01:06] Araragi
    The pair has formed what
    could be considered
[01:08] Araragi
    either a rescue squad or a heroic duo,
SIGN    Black Scene
[01:12] Araragi
    a game that occupies the
    majority of their time.
SIGN    Black Scene
[01:15] Araragi
    Of course, were you to tell them that...
[01:18] Tsukihi
    It isn't a game, Nii-chan!
[01:20] Tsukihi
    We aren't the good guys.
[01:21] Tsukihi
    We're goodness itself, Onii-chan.
[01:25] Araragi
    ...is what they'd tell you.
[01:26] Araragi
    I can usually anticipate what they'll say.
[01:30] Araragi
    But I can say this without hesitation...
[01:34] Araragi
    Araragi Karen and Araragi Tsukihi,
[01:37] Araragi
    the actions of the Fire Sisters
[01:39] Araragi
    are nothing but a game.
[01:43] Araragi
    Because, my dear sisters,
[01:45] Araragi
    you are irredeemable fakes.
SIGN    Episode 2: Karen Bee, Part 2
[03:32] Araragi
    Sengoku, that's how you do it at home?
[03:37] Sengoku
    D-Do what?
[03:40] Araragi
    Those bangs.
[03:41] Sengoku
    B-Bangs?
[03:44] Sengoku
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[03:46] Araragi
    She's pretending to have no idea.
[03:47] Sengoku
    I-I definitely didn't work up the courage
[03:51] Sengoku
    to change my hairstyle because you were
[03:54] Sengoku
    coming over to my house
    for the first time.
[03:59] Sengoku
    Come in, Koyomi-oniichan.
[04:02] Araragi
    Sure...
[04:10] Araragi
    Hey, Sengoku...
[04:11] Araragi
    Where are your mom and dad?
[04:12] Sengoku
    My parents work on Saturdays.
[04:16] Araragi
    Just like mine.
[04:18] Araragi
    So that's why you answered the phone.
[04:22] Sengoku
    My room is on the second floor.
SIGN    Black Scene
[04:29] Araragi
    Sengoku, that clo—
[04:32] Sengoku
    Don't open it!
[04:32] Araragi
    —set...
[04:34] Sengoku
    I'd never forgive anyone,
    even you, for opening it.
[04:41] Sengoku
    Okay, have a seat there,
[04:43] Sengoku
    Koyomi-oniichan.
[04:44] Araragi
    There? On the bed?
[04:46] Araragi
    You're sure?
[04:47] Sengoku
    Yeah.
[04:48] Sengoku
    You can't sit anywhere but on the bed...
[04:55] Sengoku
    This room is kind of hot, isn't it?
[05:01] Sengoku
    Wh-Why don't you take off your
    sweatshirt, Koyomi-oniichan?
[05:05] Araragi
    Me?
[05:06] Sengoku
    Even if you aren't hot,
    you still have no choice
[05:08] Sengoku
    but to remove your sweatshirt.
[05:10] Araragi
    I have no choice but to remove it, huh?
SIGN    Black Scene
[05:13] Sengoku
    Koyomi-oniichan, let's play a King Game.
[05:13] Sengoku
    [In a King Game, one person issues orders, of an often
    sexual nature, to others, referred to by number.]
[05:17] Araragi
    Sengoku, do you even know
    what the King Game is?
[05:22] Araragi
    It has nothing to do with a deck of cards.
[05:25] Sengoku
    I know what it is.
[05:26] Sengoku
    It's like Captain's Orders, right?
SIGN    Simon Says
[05:30] Sengoku
    The king's word is law!
[05:32] Araragi
    Too political!
[05:34] Araragi
    Well, I've never played it before,
    so I don't really know.
[05:37] Araragi
    But, Sengoku,
[05:38] Araragi
    you can't have a King Game
    with only two players.
[05:42] Sengoku
    Why not?
[05:43] Sengoku
    I'm fine with either role.
[05:46] Sengoku
    Giving the orders and taking them.
[05:49] Araragi
    W-Well, let's not play that...
[05:55] Sengoku
    Then let's play the Game of Life,
    Koyomi-oniichan.
[05:58] Araragi
    The Game of Life, huh?
[06:00] Araragi
    Sure, that sounds fun.
[06:01] Sengoku
    The word of Life is law!
[06:03] Araragi
    Deep!
[06:04] Araragi
    Oh, yeah.
[06:06] Araragi
    We used to play that at my place, right?
[06:10] Sengoku
    Yeah, I remember.
[06:11] Araragi
    Yeah?
[06:12] Sengoku
    I never forgot.
[06:17] Araragi
    Koyomi-oniichan will not
    get dirty thoughts
[06:21] Araragi
    from looking at Sengoku's body.
[06:24] Araragi
    Aren't you glad I'm such
    a gentleman, Sengoku?
SIGN    Black Scene
SIGN    Time Passes
[06:27] Araragi
    Sengoku, has anything been
    happening lately?
[06:31] Sengoku
    Wh-What do you mean?
[06:33] Araragi
    I mean anything like what
    happened before.
[06:36] Sengoku
    No, I've been fine.
[06:38] Araragi
    I see.
[06:39] Sengoku
    But there's some weird charm
    circulating, as usual.
[06:44] Araragi
    At your school?
[06:45] Sengoku
    Yeah, but not just at my school.
[06:48] Sengoku
    Among all the middle schoolers.
[06:51] Sengoku
    I think Rara-chan and the others
    are up to something.
[06:55] Araragi
    Up to something?
[06:57] Sengoku
    When I talked to Rara-chan a while ago,
[06:59] Sengoku
    she asked about what happened
    with the snake.
[07:02] Sengoku
    And since I couldn't tell her the truth,
[07:06] Sengoku
    I didn't say too much.
[07:09] Sengoku
    But she was getting others to
    help her investigate stuff.
[07:13] Araragi
    In other words,
[07:13] Araragi
    it has to do with that charm.
[07:16] Araragi
    But to be precise, that whole
[07:19] Araragi
    curse was basically nonsense, right?
[07:21] Araragi
    In your case, you just chose the
    wrong way to handle it.
[07:25] Sengoku
    Yeah.
[07:26] Sengoku
    I was the only one
[07:27] Sengoku
    for whom anything actually
    manifested that way, I think.
[07:34] Sengoku
    But that's just a guess.
[07:35] Araragi
    Then...
[07:36] Sengoku
    I don't think they're worried about the curse actually working.
[07:41] Sengoku
    I think they probably
[07:44] Sengoku
    don't even believe in the supernatural.
[07:47] Araragi
    Yeah, I'm sure.
[07:49] Sengoku
    It seems like they're more concerned
[07:52] Sengoku
    with the fact that nonsense of
    that sort is going around.
[07:56] Sengoku
    They said they're trying to discover
[07:59] Sengoku
    who's spreading it.
[08:01] Araragi
    No one's trying to spread it.
[08:04] Araragi
    And even should they find someone,
[08:07] Araragi
    now that it's spread, it isn't
    their responsibility.
[08:09] Sengoku
    That's just Rara-chan...
    Or rather, the Fire Sisters.
[08:14] Sengoku
    They seemed on the verge of saying
[08:18] Sengoku
    that someone had deliberately spread
    the charm for their own reasons.
[08:25] Araragi
    That sounds just like them...
[08:27] Araragi
    Sheesh.
[08:28] Araragi
    I'm gonna have to talk to Karen.
[08:32] Araragi
    It isn't something I have
    to get involved in...
[08:35] Araragi
    But given the percent
[08:36] Araragi
    of Sengoku Nadeko involved, it's delicate.
[08:41] Sengoku
    K-Koyomi-oniichan?
[08:43] Araragi
    It's nothing!
[08:44] Araragi
    I'm fine, Sengoku.
[08:46] Araragi
    Anyway, Sengoku...
[08:48] Araragi
    You look better that way.
[08:51] Araragi
    I mean your bangs.
[08:52] Araragi
    You should do it like that outside.
[08:54] Sengoku
    B-But I'm embarrassed!
[08:57] Sengoku
    But if you want me to...
[09:01] Sengoku
    I'll do my best.
[09:02] Araragi
    Yeah, doing your best is always good.
[09:04] Araragi
    Anyway, we're almost done
    with the Game of Life.
[09:08] Araragi
    What do you want to do after this?
[09:10] Sengoku
    Twister!
[09:13] Araragi
    I don't know Twister.
[09:14] Araragi
    How do you play? Show me.
[09:16] Sengoku
    Okay, I'll show you...
[09:18] Sengoku
    I'll show your body.
SIGN    Black Scene
SIGN    Black Scene
[09:24] Araragi
    I can't wait!
[09:27] Araragi
    After that, Sengoku's mom
    suddenly came home.
[09:30] Sengoku
    I-I didn't tell them you
    were coming over!
[09:35] Sengoku
    She'll get mad! She'll get mad!
[09:37] Sengoku
    If she sees me dressed this way,
    she'll think I'm a pervert...
[09:45] Araragi
    I wonder why...
[09:47] Araragi
    I think the fact that there was
    a problem at her mom's workplace
[09:50] Araragi
    saved something important
    for me, as a man.
[09:56] Araragi
    It was supposed to be
    tomorrow, but eh...
[10:00] Suruga
    This is Kanbaru Suruga!
[10:02] Suruga
    Kanbaru Suruga...
[10:04] Suruga
    Primary weapon, accelerator.
[10:05] Araragi
    You're a cyborg?!
[10:08] Suruga
    That voice and joke...
[10:10] Suruga
    It's you, Araragi-sempai.
[10:10] Araragi
    Yeah, but...
[10:12] Araragi
    Hey, you're at home, right?
[10:15] Suruga
    Yes, I am.
[10:16] Suruga
    Would you wait a minute, Araragi-sempai?
[10:19] Suruga
    I'll take my clothes off, right now.
[10:21] Araragi
    Why?
[10:23] Suruga
    What are you talking about,
    Araragi-sempai?
[10:26] Suruga
    It may be over the phone,
    but I'm still speaking to you.
[10:29] Suruga
    Thus, courtesy dictates that
    I must be naked.
[10:32] Araragi
    Don't speak as though I've
    never heard of courtesy.
[10:36] Araragi
    And stop trying to find excuses to strip!
[10:39] Suruga
    You've underestimated me.
[10:40] Suruga
    I guess you don't understand
    how fast I really am.
[10:45] Suruga
    I'm already naked!
[10:47] Araragi
    Already naked?
[10:48] Araragi
    Your perversion has finally gone further
[10:50] Araragi
    than I'm willing to go, Kanbaru!
[10:52] Suruga
    Oh, my...
[10:54] Suruga
    This is my house, and this is my room.
[10:57] Suruga
    No matter what I may wear or don't,
[10:58] Suruga
    that's a decision for me, and no one else.
[11:01] Araragi
    You're right.
[11:02] Araragi
    Sorry.
[11:04] Araragi
    You weren't getting naked
    outside or anything.
[11:06] Araragi
    I'm sorry for yelling.
[11:07] Suruga
    No, so long as you understand, it's fine.
[11:10] Suruga
    No matter how liberated I feel when naked,
[11:13] Suruga
    I only go outside naked occasionally.
[11:16] Araragi
    You do it occasionally?!
[11:17] Suruga
    Like in a bath.
[11:20] Suruga
    Or with the basketball team...
[11:21] Araragi
    You won't trick me this time...
[11:23] Araragi
    I bet it was at the bath,
    during your team trip, right?
[11:25] Suruga
    Close.
[11:26] Suruga
    It was on our trip.
[11:29] Suruga
    During the summer of our first year,
    I led a naked team trip.
[11:33] Araragi
    I hope your team gets banned!
[11:35] Suruga
    What's wrong, Araragi-sempai?
[11:38] Suruga
    It was obviously a joke.
[11:40] Suruga
    For you to believe such an obvious lie,
[11:42] Suruga
    you may be even dirtier than I am.
[11:46] Araragi
    Wh-What?
SIGN    Black Scene
[11:49] Suruga
    What's wrong, Kanbaru?
[11:50] Suruga
    I accidentally forgot to close
    the partition to my room...
SIGN    Grandmother
[11:54] Suruga
    And my grandmother came
    down the hallway.
[11:58] Suruga
    She looked at me with sad eyes,
[12:02] Suruga
    and passed me without missing a step!
[12:06] Araragi
    Well, the granddaughter she
    raised was on the phone,
[12:09] Araragi
    while stark naked.
[12:12] Suruga
    My life is over...
[12:14] Suruga
    How can I ever talk to her again?
[12:17] Araragi
    Hey, Kanbaru.
[12:19] Araragi
    Sorry to interrupt your emotional trauma,
[12:21] Araragi
    but I unexpectedly have the
    day off from my test prep.
[12:24] Araragi
    I know I promised to help clean
    your room tomorrow.
[12:28] Araragi
    But how about today?
[12:29] Suruga
    Sure...
[12:30] Suruga
    That's fine.
[12:32] Suruga
    Whatever day is best for you.
[12:35] Araragi
    Then I'll be right there.
SIGN    Black Scene
[13:07] Karen
    Oh, it's you, Nii-chan?
[13:09] Karen
    I thought it was an enemy.
[13:10] Araragi
    Do you have enemies?
[13:13] Araragi
    Jeez.
[13:14] Araragi
    Doing handstands that way, in public...
[13:17] Araragi
    Don't you have any dignity?
[13:19] Araragi
    You should act more like a girl
    who's going through puberty.
[13:22] Araragi
    What if you get a reputation?
[13:24] Karen
    I'm not sure I follow,
[13:27] Karen
    but I think you're trying to avoid
    talking about yourself.
[13:30] Araragi
    I'm not doing that at all.
[13:32] Araragi
    What are you doing out here?
[13:35] Karen
    Community service.
[13:36] Karen
    Just a bit of volunteer work.
[13:38] Araragi
    Volunteer work?
[13:40] Araragi
    You don't even know what
    that word means, idiot.
[13:50] Karen
    What are you doing, Nii-chan?!
[13:52] Karen
    That's dangerous.
[13:53] Araragi
    What's dangerous is what you're doing.
[13:55] Araragi
    And what are you doing?
[13:58] Karen
    I told you, community service.
[14:00] Karen
    Who do you think I am?
[14:03] Araragi
    I don't know.
[14:04] Araragi
    Who are you, anyway?
[14:06] Karen
    Slayer of a thousand demons...
[14:09] Karen
    Hell's guard dog, the Gumshoe Master!
[14:12] Araragi
    How cool...
[14:13] Karen
    Super-cool and perfect!
[14:14] Araragi
    I guarantee that, if nothing else,
    that pose is not cool at all.
[14:18] Karen
    Well, I'm a brightly burning girl.
[14:19] Araragi
    Burn to death.
SIGN    Black Scene
[14:21] Araragi
    But I will admit that I enjoy
    the inherent humor
[14:25] Araragi
    of saying cool things in
    that ridiculous pose.
[14:27] Karen
    I see, I see...
[14:29] Karen
    Then we'll make it a running gag of mine.
[14:33] Araragi
    Okay, let's practice.
[14:36] Araragi
    Say something cool. Anything at all.
[14:39] Karen
    If you wish to pass here, you must defeat me first!
[14:42] Araragi
    Cooler than expected.
[14:44] Karen
    And the reverse...
[14:45] Karen
    Leave this to me. You go on ahead!
[14:50] Karen
    Anyway,
[14:51] Karen
    I'm busy with some stuff right now.
[14:56] Karen
    Nii-chan, if you want to chat,
[14:58] Karen
    we'll do it tonight with Tsukihi-chan.
[15:00] Karen
    Will that work?
[15:05] Karen
    Hello?
[15:08] Karen
    Oh, yeah...
[15:17] Karen
    Nii-chan...
[15:18] Karen
    It's okay.
[15:19] Karen
    It looks like this really will be over soon.
[15:23] Karen
    Seems I'll have a heroic tale
[15:26] Karen
    to tell tonight!
[15:29] Araragi
    Who'd listen to that?
[15:31] Araragi
    The worst part of my day so far
[15:33] Araragi
    is finding out that you've nearly
    finished middle school,
[15:36] Araragi
    but still walk on your hands through the city.
[15:39] Karen
    Bye!
[15:41] Karen
    Hasta la vista!
SIGN    Suruga's Grandmother: Ah... Be kind to Suruga, Koyomi-kun.
[15:55] Araragi
    K-Kanbaru?
[15:58] Kanbaru
    Is that you, Araragi-sempai?
[16:00] Araragi
    Wait, Kanbaru!
[16:01] Araragi
    Do not turn over right now...
[16:02] Araragi
    If you turn over, we'll have a big problem!
[16:06] Kanbaru
    Oh, I apologize for this...
[16:11] Kanbaru
    I'm embarrassed to be this way
    in front of you.
[16:15] Kanbaru
    But for you to open the partition
    without knocking...
[16:19] Kanbaru
    That isn't anything like the
    Araragi-sempai I know,
[16:22] Kanbaru
    the paragon of virtue.
[16:25] Araragi
    Um, well...
[16:27] Araragi
    I wanted to see you depressed...
[16:31] Kanbaru
    If such an ugly thing satisfies you,
    you're free to watch as much as you like.
[16:36] Kanbaru
    Look long and well.
[16:38] Kanbaru
    This is who Kanbaru Suruga truly is.
[16:41] Kanbaru
    With nothing at all concealed.
[16:43] Araragi
    Well, that is...
[16:46] Araragi
    Sorry.
[16:48] Araragi
    Sorry, Kanbaru.
[16:50] Araragi
    Let me take responsibility.
[16:51] Kanbaru
    Responsibility?
[16:52] Kanbaru
    What could you mean by responsibility,
    Araragi-sempai?
[16:56] Araragi
    Let's get married!
[16:57] Kanbaru
    Wh-Why marriage?
[17:00] Araragi
    Well, even if it was just your
    back half, I saw you naked.
[17:03] Kanbaru
    You're skipping a few steps there.
[17:06] Kanbaru
    By that theory,
[17:07] Kanbaru
    how many girls would you need to marry?
[17:13] Araragi
    That isn't a very nice thing to say!
[17:16] Kanbaru
    Araragi-sempai,
[17:18] Kanbaru
    that's an extraordinarily attractive offer,
[17:21] Kanbaru
    but you don't need to take responsibility.
[17:23] Kanbaru
    If you did that, Senjougahara-sempai
    would get mad at me.
[17:28] Kanbaru
    Instead, Araragi-sempai,
    I do have a request...
[17:32] Kanbaru
    Would you fulfill it?
[17:35] Araragi
    Sure, anything.
[17:37] Araragi
    For today, I'm your slave!
[17:39] Kanbaru
    I'd like to get dressed.
    Could you wait in the hall?
[17:52] Araragi
    Kanbaru, what's this?
[17:53] Kanbaru
    Oh, my team uniform.
SIGN    Come to a Complete Stop
[17:56] Kanbaru
    I wondered where it had gone.
[17:59] Kanbaru
    And there it was.
SIGN    No Entry
[18:01] Araragi
    A practice uniform?
[18:03] Kanbaru
    No, it's a memento from my first year,
[18:05] Kanbaru
    when we made it to the nationals.
[18:08] Kanbaru
    Turn it over, and look inside.
[18:11] Kanbaru
    All of my teammates signed it.
[18:15] Araragi
    Do you not understand the concept
    of treasuring your memories?
[18:19] Kanbaru
    My memories are always in my heart.
[18:22] Araragi
    That's a great line, but...
[18:23] Araragi
    Actually, I've only seen you play
[18:28] Araragi
    in a single basketball game...
[18:30] Araragi
    Hey, Kanbaru.
[18:31] Araragi
    Would you put this on?
[18:33] Kanbaru
    Sure.
[18:35] Kanbaru
    I've grown out my hair, so I'll look
    different than I did then.
[18:39] Araragi
    Your hair grows awfully fast...
[18:43] Kanbaru
    Yeah?
SIGN    No Entry
[18:45] Araragi
    I've heard normal hair grows at
[18:47] Araragi
    a rate of one centimeter per month.
[18:50] Araragi
    But yours has grown at least five.
SIGN    No Entry
[18:52] Kanbaru
    Well, I'm really erotic.
[18:54] Koyomi
    She said it frankly!
[18:56] Kanbaru
    That's right.
[18:57] Kanbaru
    I'm so erotic,
[18:57] Kanbaru
    I thought that "peperoncino"
[19:00] Kanbaru
    was a dirty word for years.
[19:02] Araragi
    You should have realized
    that when you ate it!
[19:03] Kanbaru
    I once misheard "family rate"
    as "family rape."
SIGN    Family Rape
SIGN    Dangerous Object
[19:08] Kanbaru
    I mean, I once misheard
    "family rate" as "family hate."
SIGN    Family Hate
[19:12] Araragi
    That doesn't really make it better!
[19:14] Kanbaru
    And I remember recently thinking
[19:18] Kanbaru
    "bracelet" meant "let's take a breath."
SIGN    Erotic
[19:20] Araragi
    That isn't erotic at all.
    It's just a misunderstanding!
[19:23] Kanbaru
    "Bracelet,"
[19:24] Kanbaru
    I said, rather than, "Don't worry,"
    during matches,
[19:27] Kanbaru
    getting really embarrassed.
[19:29] Kanbaru
    I'll never forget my teammates'
    stunned expressions.
[19:33] Araragi
    Stop it...
[19:34] Araragi
    That episode is too embarrassing!
[19:38] Kanbaru
    Here... Well?
[19:40] Kanbaru
    Something like this, Araragi-sempai?
[19:44] Kanbaru
    When I wear this, I feel
    the way I did back then.
[19:47] Araragi
    Back then?
[19:49] Araragi
    When you played basketball?
SIGN    No Entry
[19:51] Kanbaru
    No, the naked team trip.
[19:52] Araragi
    You're totally aware of it?!
SIGN    Black Scene
SIGN    Black Scene
SIGN    The Glasses-Wearing Secretary
    and the Glasses-Wearing Prince
[19:56] Araragi
    We can throw this one out...
[19:58] Araragi
    I guess it goes in the flammable trash.
[20:00] Kanbaru
    Araragi-sempai,
[20:01] Kanbaru
    that's flammable but it's not trash.
[20:03] Kanbaru
    It may be rotten, but I need it.
SIGN    Black Scene
[20:08] Araragi
    But all of these look the same...
[20:12] Araragi
    Can you tell the difference
    when you read them?
[20:14] Kanbaru
    Of course.
SIGN    Watch for Falling Books
[20:16] Kanbaru
    Any time one isn't familiar with something,
    it all looks the same.
[20:19] Kanbaru
    Knowledge and education
[20:21] Kanbaru
    are required to properly judge a thing.
[20:23] Araragi
    I see.
[20:24] Araragi
    But even still...
SIGN    The Glasses-Wearing Secretary and the Glasses-Wearing Prince
SIGN    The Glasses-Wearing Secretary and the Glasses-Wearing Prince
SIGN    The Glasses-Wearing Secretary and the Glasses-Wearing Prince
[20:28] Araragi
    I guess they're all handsome.
[20:31] Araragi
    I was just thinking you like 'em handsome...
[20:35] Araragi
    Maybe you aren't really a big pervert.
[20:39] Araragi
    Don't all girls like handsome guys?
[20:43] Araragi
    So it's natural to enjoy seeing
    handsome guys together.
[20:46] Araragi
    It's basically like an idol group, right?
[20:50] Kanbaru
    P-Please don't use simplified examples!
[20:53] Araragi
    It's not as though you only like guys
    who weigh more than 150 kg,
[20:56] Araragi
    or are turned on by the smell of old men.
[20:59] Kanbaru
    U-Um, well...
[21:02] Kanbaru
    If you say that to me,
    there's nothing else I can do...
[21:06] Kanbaru
    I'll strip!
[21:07] Kanbaru
    I'll strip right now.
[21:08] Araragi
    No, no, no, no.
[21:09] Araragi
    When you think about it,
    being underdressed
[21:12] Araragi
    at home is actually pretty normal...
[21:14] Araragi
    And even outside, it's only in a bath, right?
[21:16] Araragi
    I'm sorry for all the things I've said.
[21:18] Kanbaru
    I don't want you to apologize!
[21:20] Kanbaru
    Araragi-sempai,
[21:22] Kanbaru
    listen to what I have to say.
[21:23] Araragi
    And as you, yourself, said on the phone,
[21:27] Araragi
    maybe I'm the bigger pervert...
SIGN    She fell into complete disarray.
[21:32] Kanbaru
    That's... No!
[21:33] Kanbaru
    I just happened to have a lot of
    books like that around there!
[21:37] Kanbaru
    There's harder BL on a lower stratum!
[21:40] Kanbaru
    I know that BL is more than
    just handsome guys!
[21:43] Kanbaru
    Keep looking!
[21:45] Araragi
    Come on, Kanbaru.
[21:47] Araragi
    If you actually have to look for it,
    it isn't really you...
[21:53] Kanbaru
    Now I have no choice but
    to prove my innocence...
[22:00] Kanbaru
    Araragi-sempai, prepare yourself!
[22:02] Araragi
    Prepare myself for what?
[22:02] Kanbaru
    Don't worry...
[22:04] Kanbaru
    It only hurts at first.
[22:05] Kanbaru
    It'll feel good soon.
SIGN    Pedestrian
SIGN    Construction
[22:11] Kanbaru
    You have a pretty nice body yourself.
[22:14] Kanbaru
    I like these muscles.
[22:16] Kanbaru
    They feel great to touch!
[22:20] Kanbaru
    Stop struggling...
[22:22] Kanbaru
    It makes it harder to remove your underwear!
[22:26] Araragi
    I swore then that
[22:28] Araragi
    no matter when or how I
    encountered Hachikuji,
[22:31] Araragi
    I would never open the conversation
[22:37] Araragi
    with sexual harassment.