E9 - Tsukihi Phoenix, Part Two

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[00:02] Koyomi
    I decided it would be best
[00:03] ---
    if I kept my promise as soon as I could.
[00:06] Koyomi
    And after barely escaping Tsukihi's awls,
[00:09] Koyomi
    I called Kanbaru's phone.
SIGN    Kanbaru Suruga
[00:14] Suruga
    Araragi-sempai, I'd really prefer that you not.
[00:17] Suruga
    It's true that I said I wanted to meet your sister,
[00:21] Suruga
    but that was a joke.
[00:23] Suruga
    Temporary Shutdown
[00:25] Suruga
    I wasn't serious.
[00:28] Suruga
    No, well...
[00:29] Suruga
    Araragi-sempai,
[00:30] Suruga
    I mean, I'm really grateful for your kindness.
[00:34] Suruga
    But I can't take your little sister's virginity!
SIGN    charge forward
[00:39] Koyomi
    I'm not giving it to you!
[00:40] Koyomi
    I'd rather take it myself than give it to you!
[00:42] Suruga
    The thought's enough for me.
[00:44] Koyomi
    Don't take the thought, either...
[00:45] Koyomi
    You can't have anything of my sister's!
[00:49] Koyomi
    And so, with some difficulty,
[00:52] Koyomi
    I promised to bring Karen to her this afternoon.
[00:57] Suruga
    Okay, I'll get dressed and wait for you.
[01:01] Koyomi
    Why are you usually naked?
SIGN    Episode 9: Tsukihi Phoenix, Part 2
[02:39] Karen
    Nii-chan, Nii-chan...
[02:40] Karen
    Do you know how to win every time
    at rock-paper-scissors?
[02:53] Karen
    Just knowing how will change
[02:56] Karen
    your rock-paper-scissors life forever.
[02:59] Karen
    Normally, I'd just keep it to myself...
[03:02] Karen
    But thanks to you, this is a great day.
[03:04] Karen
    So I'll tell you specially.
[03:08] Karen
    I haven't even told Tsukihi-chan!
[03:13] Koyomi
    Fine, fine.
[03:15] Koyomi
    I'll listen to it.
[03:16] Koyomi
    Your kind, wonderful
    Koyomi-oniichan will listen to you.
[03:20] Karen
    Okay!
[03:21] Karen
    If you're that insistent, I'll tell you.
[03:24] Karen
    Let's try it.
[03:25] Karen
    But you know,
[03:27] Karen
    just learning it normally won't motivate you...
[03:31] Karen
    We should bet something.
[03:32] Koyomi
    Don't bother.
[03:33] Koyomi
    It's a pain.
[03:34] Karen
    No, we have to...
[03:36] Karen
    Or there's a possibility that later,
    you'll say, "I deliberately lost!"
[03:42] Koyomi
    I think deliberately losing at rock-paper-scissors
    is just as hard as always winning.
[03:46] Karen
    Okay, let's do this, Niii-chan.
[03:49] Karen
    An athletic punishment game.
[03:50] Karen
    The loser has to carry the winner
    the rest of the way.
[03:54] Koyomi
    Carry?
[03:55] Karen
    On their back!
SIGN    Carriers Get Priority
[03:56] Karen
    Carry them all the way there.
[03:59] Koyomi
    Whatever.
[04:00] Koyomi
    If I lose, I just have to go back on it.
[04:03] Koyomi
    Okay, I get it.
[04:04] Koyomi
    That's fine.
[04:06] Karen
    You agreed more easily than I expected.
[04:08] Koyomi
    I'm not planning anything.
[04:10] Koyomi
    Trust your brother.
[04:13] Koyomi
    He'd never break his word...
[04:18] Karen
    That's right...
[04:20] Karen
    You're my pride!
[04:21] Koyomi
    I've probably broken thousands
    of promises to her.
[04:24] Koyomi
    Why would she trust me this much?
[04:26] Koyomi
    Let's go... Rock, paper—
[04:28] Karen
    Wait, wait, wait!
[04:30] Karen
    That's not how you do it.
[04:33] Karen
    You have to say the words yourself.
[04:35] Karen
    That's the first stage of the trick.
[04:38] Koyomi
    The first stage?
[04:39] Koyomi
    That's a lot of work to go through
    for rock-paper-scissors.
[04:42] Koyomi
    How many stages are there?
[04:44] Karen
    Two!
SIGN    Mind the Step
[04:45] Koyomi
    Simple!
[04:46] Koyomi
    So what, you gain an advantage
    by saying it yourself?
[04:50] Koyomi
    Sounds kind of spiritual...
[04:53] Koyomi
    Not that it matters.
[04:55] Koyomi
    Then you say it.
[04:56] Karen
    Okay!
[04:57] Karen
    Here I go...
[04:59] Karen
    Rock!
[05:03] Karen
    Paper!
[05:10] Karen
    Do you get it?
[05:11] Karen
    Do you get it, Nii-chan?
[05:13] Karen
    You say rock, then paper,
    and then you put out your hand.
[05:17] Karen
    Thus, you can make your opponent,
[05:19] ---
    who was waiting for the "scissors," go late.
[05:21] Karen
    The ultimate technique,
[05:23] ---
    using the game's very name to
    cause your opponent to go late.
[05:26] Karen
    In other words, whether you throw
    rock, paper, or scissors,
[05:29] ---
    since you've put your fist out too late,
[05:31] ---
    I automatically win.
[05:34] Karen
    Now, Nii-chan, you're going to carry me!
SIGN    Black scene
[05:40] Koyomi
    That's cheating.
[05:41] Koyomi
    What kind of idiot would
    admit defeat over that?!
[05:45] Karen
    And I just thought of it, too.
[05:47] Koyomi
    You just thought of it?
[05:49] Koyomi
    Karen-chan, you lost because you cheated.
[05:51] Koyomi
    Carrying me on your back isn't good enough.
[05:53] Koyomi
    You have to carry me on your shoulders.
[05:55] Karen
    Oh, fine...
[05:59] Karen
    Okay, Nii-chan.
[06:00] Karen
    Get on my shoulders.
[06:04] Koyomi
    Um, well...
[06:06] Koyomi
    Let's not, Karen-chan.
[06:07] Koyomi
    I've been studying too much.
    I've gained weight.
[06:10] Karen
    How much do you weigh?
[06:11] Koyomi
    Um, 56 kilograms.
[06:14] Karen
    Then I'll be fine.
[06:16] Karen
    Anything less than 180 kilos
    is nothing to me.
[06:19] Karen
    30 kg on the Moon
[06:19] Koyomi
    Do you live on the moon?!
[06:21] Koyomi
    P-Putting that aside,
[06:24] Koyomi
    it's one thing if you're carrying
    me on your back.
[06:27] ---
    But on your shoulders, your ponytail
    is in the way.
[06:28] Karen
    Oh, my ponytail...
[06:31] Karen
    That's right.
[06:32] Koyomi
    Right?
[06:33] Karen
    You're right!
[06:35] Karen
    That's my brother.
[06:37] Karen
    You're always right!
[06:40] Koyomi
    A key?
[06:41] Koyomi
    Why are you taking out a key now?
[06:44] Karen
    Don't you use the ridges of a key when you
[06:47] ---
    cut vinyl tape or tags on your clothes?
[07:00] Karen
    It's a lot lighter!
[07:04] Karen
    Oh, perfect. There's a trash can.
[07:09] Karen
    Right! Now I can carry you
    on my shoulders.
[07:12] Koyomi
    You've had that ponytail since
    elementary school!
[07:15] Koyomi
    Don't you have any attachment to it?!
[07:17] Karen
    It's long, and hard to take care of,
[07:19] Karen
    and a pain when I'm trying to sleep.
[07:21] ---
    And when I get up, it's a mess.
[07:22] Karen
    I've always hated it.
[07:24] Koyomi
    You kept it anyway?
[07:25] Karen
    Okay, Nii-chan, let me carry you.
[07:27] Karen
    Let me carry you... Let me carry you!
[07:32] Koyomi
    Why is she so excited?
[07:33] Koyomi
    Why is she so excited, when she's
    the one doing the carrying?
[07:36] Koyomi
    My sister is totally a masochist!
[07:38] Koyomi
    This is all just a punishment game for me.
[07:42] Koyomi
    Um...
[07:49] Karen
    I'm standing up now.
[07:55] Koyomi
    Scared! Scared! Scared! Scared!
[07:57] Koyomi
    It's too high and very scary!
[07:58] ---
    Neo-Tokyo 3
[07:59] Koyomi
    Let me down. Let me down.
[07:59] Koyomi
    Let me down now!
[08:00] Koyomi
    I'm sorry! Please let me down, Karen-san!
[08:02] Koyomi
    No, Karen-sama!
[08:08] Karen
    Nii-chan, got a sec?
[08:10] Koyomi
    What?
[08:12] Karen
    Your crotch is pressing into the back of
    my head, and it doesn't feel good.
[08:16] Karen
    Well, Nii-chan?
[08:18] Karen
    Don't you think we should
    cut off your crotch,
[08:20] ---
    like I cut off my ponytail, to be fair?
SIGN    Koyomi
[08:23] Koyomi
    Too scary!
[08:25] Koyomi
    Your hair might grow back,
[08:26] Koyomi
    but if you cut me off down there, it's over
[08:29] ---
    in a lot of ways for a lot of things!
[08:31] Karen
    I see.
[08:32] Karen
    Still, Nii-chan, the weight isn't a problem.
[08:34] ---
    But if you move too much, it throws
    me off balance. Can you stay put?
[08:37] Koyomi
    Don't be crazy...
[08:39] Koyomi
    I'm not like you.
[08:40] Koyomi
    I can't keep my balance with my
    head as high as a giraffe's.
[08:43] Karen
    Oh, fine.
[08:44] Karen
    It might take a little effort, Nii-chan,
[08:47] ---
    but put your weight forward.
[08:49] Karen
    Put your head out, in front of my shoulders.
SIGN    Right / Wrong / Shut the hell up.
[08:52] Karen
    Then hook your legs under my arms.
[08:55] Karen
    I'll lock them like the bar at an amusement park.
[08:58] Koyomi
    Like this?
[09:00] Karen
    All right!
[09:05] Karen
    Okay, now we're fine.
[09:09] Koyomi
    No, I'm not very fine.
[09:13] Koyomi
    I can't move a finger.
[09:15] Koyomi
    And my legs are going numb...
[09:17] Koyomi
    Hey, Karen-sama,
[09:17] Koyomi
    you don't think you've cut off
    the circulation, do you?
[09:21] Karen
    But it's easier for me.
[09:23] Karen
    Your calves were pressing into
    my breasts, and it felt weird.
[09:28] Karen
    And your crotch was pressing into my head,
[09:30] ---
    and I was stuck between your legs.
[09:34] Karen
    Nii-chan, is giving someone a ride on
    your shoulders always this erotic?
[09:38] Koyomi
    No, normally the guy carries the girl.
[09:42] Karen
    Then let's go, Nii-chan.
[09:53] Girl
    You... Devil boy...
[10:03] Girl
    I'd like to ask you something.
[10:05] Girl
    Is that all right?
[10:08] Girl
    Well... I'm looking for a place
    called Eikou Cram School.
[10:12] Girl
    Do you know where it is?
[10:15] Koyomi
    Well...
[10:17] Girl
    What is it, devil boy?
[10:24] Girl
    When you were little,
[10:28] Girl
    didn't they teach you to help others?
[10:31] Girl
    Um...
[10:32] Girl
    How would an objective third
    party view this situation?
[10:36] Girl
    Which of us is weirder?
    The one atop the mailbox,
[10:38] ---
    or the one atop his little sister?
[10:40] Girl
    I think she has the upper hand.
[10:44] Girl
    I can understand why she's
    calling me a devil boy.
[10:47] Girl
    My name is Kagenui Yodzuru.
[10:50] Girl
    Do you know me?
SIGN    Gaze
[10:57] Girl
    My name is Araragi Koyomi.
[10:59] Girl
    I'm Araragi Karen.
[11:04] Yozuru
    A devilish brother and a hornet sister.
[11:07] Yozuru
    Interesting.
SIGN    Black scene
[11:10] Koyomi
    Did she just say "hornet"?
[11:14] Yozuru
    Looks like that's over, so it doesn't matter.
[11:19] Yozuru
    So, well?
[11:21] ---
    I'll repeat my question.
[11:23] ---
    Do you know where Eikou Cram School is?
[11:27] Koyomi
    Let's see...
[11:29] ---
    Hold on a second.
[11:31] Koyomi
    A friend of mine
[11:32] ---
    has the rather terrifying talent
    of having memorized
[11:34] ---
    locations for every cram school in Japan.
[11:37] Koyomi
    Okay, I'll do it...
[11:38] Koyomi
    I'll call Hanekawa-san!
[11:39] Koyomi
    Yay!
SIGN    Hanekawa Tsubasa
[11:42] Hanekawa
    Here I am.
[11:44] Hanekawa
    This is Hanekawa.
[11:46] Hanekawa
    Araragi-kun, are you studying?
[11:49] Hanekawa
    Are you slacking off?
[11:52] Hanekawa
    That's good to hear.
[11:54] Hanekawa
    Me? Yeah, it's fine.
[11:56] Hanekawa
    I was just doing some afternoon studying.
SIGN    Red Scene
[12:00] Hanekawa
    Eikou Cram School?
[12:02] Hanekawa
    Yeah, I know it.
SIGN    She really knew it.
[12:04] Koyomi
    You know everything.
[12:06] Hanekawa
    I don't know everything.
[12:08] Hanekawa
    I just know what I know.
[12:09] Hanekawa
    Anyway, you should know
    Eikou Cram School yourself.
[12:15] ---
    Because it's...
[12:17] Hanekawa
    It's the abandoned building where
    Oshino-san and Shinobu-chan lived.
[12:21] Hanekawa
    The cram school in that building
    was Eikou Cram School.
[12:24] Koyomi
    
[12:25] Koyomi
    Eikou Cram School, huh?
[12:26] Koyomi
    I didn't know it had such a
    smart-sounding name.
[12:31] Hanekawa
    It's nothing worth thanking me for...
[12:34] Hanekawa
    Bye, Araragi-kun.
SIGN    Black Scene
[12:36] Hanekawa
    Say hi to Kanbaru-san for me.
[12:39] Hanekawa
    Bye-bye!
[12:43] Koyomi
    I didn't say anything about going
    to see Kanbaru...
[12:47] Koyomi
    I was just asking her about a cram school.
[12:49] Koyomi
    How much of my private life does she know?
[12:51] Koyomi
    That's too steep a price!
[12:53] Yozuru
    You figure it out?
[12:54] Yozuru
    Devil boy.
[12:56] Koyomi
    Yes, well...
SIGN    Explaining
[13:00] Yozuru
    I see.
[13:02] Yozuru
    So there's where it is.
[13:03] Koyomi
    But Kagenui-san, it's gone out of business.
[13:07] Koyomi
    Why are you going there?
[13:12] Yozuru
    Nothing special, I suppose...
[13:15] Yozuru
    First, to establish a base of operations.
[13:20] Yozuru
    Goodbye then, devil boy.
[13:26] Yozuru
    Oh, right...
[13:27] Yozuru
    You might get asked the same sort of thing
[13:30] ---
    by a girl about this high.
[13:34] Yozuru
    Be as kind to her as you were to me.
[13:49] Yozuru
    What?
[13:50] Yozuru
    You've been really quiet, Karen-chan.
[13:57] Yozuru
    What's wrong?
[13:58] Yozuru
    Don't make me deal with a
    strange human like that alone!
[14:01] Karen
    Oh, sorry.
[14:03] Karen
    I was just thinking she was really strong.
[14:07] Karen
    So I was readying myself.
[14:08] Koyomi
    Strong?
[14:10] Koyomi
    Really?
[14:11] Koyomi
    She didn't look it.
[14:13] Koyomi
    Except for the way she acted and spoke,
[14:15] Koyomi
    she seemed like just an ordinary pretty woman.
[14:19] Karen
    Her center of gravity stayed constant,
[14:22] ---
    the entire time she was chatting with you.
[14:24] Karen
    She had the balance of a figure skater.
[14:27] Koyomi
    But you also walk along the
    tops of walls, right?
[14:31] Koyomi
    And while handstanding.
[14:33] Karen
    Yeah, that's true...
[14:36] Karen
    But she's spent a lot of time training.
[14:38] Karen
    Her fists were perfectly shaped
    for punching people.
[14:42] Koyomi
    W-Were they?
[14:44] Karen
    Yeah. If she hit a car's bumper,
    she could set off the airbags.
SIGN    Goodbye SRS
[14:50] Karen
    She's probably as good as my teacher...
[14:54] Karen
    I couldn't beat her myself.
[14:56] Koyomi
    My, Karen-san...
[14:58] Koyomi
    You're sounding pretty wimpy.
SIGN    Black Scene
[14:59] Karen
    I can tell any difference in strength,
[15:02] Karen
    so long as my opponent isn't evil.
[15:04] Koyomi
    I see.
[15:06] Karen
    But I don't know for sure that she isn't.
[15:17] Koyomi
    After that, I took Karen to
    Kanbaru's front gate,
[15:21] ---
    and introduced them to each other.
[15:25] Koyomi
    This is Kanbaru Suruga-san,
    a second-year at Naoetsu High.
[15:28] Koyomi
    She's a pervert, so be careful.
[15:30] Koyomi
    This is Araragi Karen-san, a third-year
    at Tsuganoki 2nd Middle School.
[15:34] Koyomi
    She's an idiot, so be careful.
[15:38] Koyomi
    Don't both blush at the same time...
[15:40] Koyomi
    Those weren't compliments!
SIGN    Sister Brother
[15:42] Koyomi
    After seeing my sister to Kanbaru's,
[15:44] Koyomi
    I started home without any handstanding
    or riding on someone's shoulders,
SIGN    Hachikuji Mayoi
    5-3
[15:48] ---
    when I found Hachikuji.
[15:56] Koyomi
    Jeez...
[15:58] Koyomi
    I'm certain you all expect me to leap
    on Hachikuji, in a burst of joy...
[16:03] Koyomi
    You all expect me to grab a girl,
[16:07] ---
    innocent as a newborn fawn, from behind
[16:10] ---
    and start rubbing my face against her.
[16:14] Koyomi
    No, I admit it.
[16:15] Koyomi
    There was a time when I would have.
[16:17] Koyomi
    There was.
[16:18] Koyomi
    But I'm an adult now.
[16:20] Koyomi
    I've no interest in the little girl
    called Hachikuji Mayoi.
[16:25] Koyomi
    But I suppose, given that
    I have no interest in her,
[16:29] Koyomi
    I've no particular reason to ignore her...
[16:33] Koyomi
    If I ignore her, she may get the impudent
[16:37] ---
    and brazen idea that I'm
    deliberately ignoring her.
[16:40] Koyomi
    In light of this, and only in
    light of this, mind you,
[16:42] Koyomi
    it may mean that the smartest option
    would be to call out and greet her,
[16:46] ---
    to prove how disinterested
    I am in Hachikuji.
[16:51] Koyomi
    Okay, then...
[16:51] Koyomi
    With that conclusion reached,
    it's time to get started.
[16:55] Koyomi
    I'm not hesitant in the least.
[16:57] Koyomi
    I have to go home and study,
    or Hanekawa will get mad at me.
[17:01] Koyomi
    But I'll spare a single minute for Hachikuji.
[17:06] Koyomi
    Now...
[17:07] Koyomi
    Now it's time to grab her
    as hard as I can...
[17:10] Koyomi
    To rub my cheek against her...
[17:11] Koyomi
    To touch and rub her...
[17:12] Koyomi
    To love her as much as I can...
[17:13] Koyomi
    Today, I shall embrace Hachikuji!
[17:18] Koyomi
    Hachikuji!
[17:29] Hachikuji
    Araragi-san!
[17:34] Koyomi
    Shinobu, was that you?!
[17:36] Koyomi
    Damn! Damn you, damn you, damn you!
[17:38] Koyomi
    What were you doing? What?!
[17:39] Koyomi
    You screwed it up!
[17:40] Koyomi
    You screwed up the biggest event of my life!
[17:42] Koyomi
    No more blood for you,
    you golden-eyed blondie...
[17:45] Koyomi
    I should've abandoned you!
[17:47] Hachikuji
    U-Um...
[17:48] Hachikuji
    Um, Kikirara-san?
[17:51] Koyomi
    Hachikuji,
[17:52] Koyomi
    don't confuse my name with that of
    the little twin sisters of fancy goods.
[17:55] Koyomi
    My name is Araragi.
[17:57] Koyomi
    And when I flew past you,
[18:01] Koyomi
    you got it right.
[18:03] Hachikuji
    Sorry. I bit my tongue.
[18:05] Koyomi
    No, you did it deliberately.
[18:07] Karen
    I smiled!
[18:09] Koyomi
    Too cute!
[18:13] Karen
    You're as bad at ad-libbing as ever...
SIGN    No Cars
SIGN    Off-Limits
    Detour
[18:19] Karen
    Anyway, Araragi-san, you must
    have lots of free time
[18:21] ---
    on your hands to be wandering
    the city at this hour.
[18:25] Karen
    Have you given up on studying?
[18:27] Karen
    Wandering?
[18:28] Hachikuji
    Have you given up on pretending to study
    to make Hanekawa-san like you?
[18:32] Koyomi
    That's really mean!
SIGN    Failure as a Person
[18:35] Hachikuji
    Well, she's not the type
    you could fool forever.
[18:40] ---
    Let me guess.
[18:41] ---
    She realized you were pretending to study
    so you could see her in her camisole.
[18:45] ---
    Since half your motivation
    comes from her boobs.
[18:50] Koyomi
    What kind of person do you see me as?
[18:52] Hachikuji
    The rest of it is from my hot, curvy body!
[18:56] Koyomi
    Where is your body hot and curvy?
[19:00] Koyomi
    Your body's more barrel-shaped...
[19:02] ---
    You could make some delicious
    beef stew out of it.
SIGN    Failure as a Person
[19:06] Koyomi
    I do like you, but I don't like flat lolis.
SIGN    Danger
[19:11] Koyomi
    I only talk to you because you have
    big boobs, for an elementary schooler.
[19:16] Koyomi
    I'm taking a chance on the future of your
[19:19] ---
    presently underwhelming bust.
SIGN    Failure as a Person
[19:22] Hachikuji
    No human being would ever say that.
[19:24] Koyomi
    But anyway, Hachikuji...
[19:27] Koyomi
    I'm dating Senjougahara,
    and I love Hanekawa.
[19:31] Koyomi
    But I plan to marry you.
[19:36] Hachikuji
    Please don't be the first person
    to propose to me!
SIGN    Danger Zone
[19:41] Hachikuji
    Actually, don't propose to
    elementary schoolers.
[19:43] Koyomi
    Hmm... No luck, huh?
[19:46] Koyomi
    How can I get the overwhelming passion
[19:48] ---
    in my chest to reach Hachikuji's heart?
SIGN    Danger Zone
[19:51] Koyomi
    Touch it directly, maybe?
[19:55] Koyomi
    Will fondling them make her understand?
SIGN    Black Scene
[19:57] Hachikuji
    Oh, my.
SIGN    Danger Zone
[19:58] Hachikuji
    I sense the presence of something bad.
[20:00] Koyomi
    Be careful, Hachikuji.
[20:02] Koyomi
    I'm always after your breasts.
[20:04] Koyomi
    Given the slightest opportunity, I'd drop
    whatever I'm doing, to touch them.
SIGN    Karabuki
[20:07] Koyomi
    By the way, Karabuki-san.
[20:09] Koyomi
    It's true that I plan to clean
    Kanbaru's room tomorrow,
[20:12] Koyomi
    but that doesn't make me a cleaning
    maniac who loves to clean.
[20:16] Koyomi
    Don't call me by a name that sounds like
    I clean with a dried karabuki cloth...
[20:19] Koyomi
    My name is Araragi!
[20:20] Hachikuji
    Sorry. I bit my tongue.
[20:22] Koyomi
    No, you did it deliberately.
SIGN    Failure as a Person
[20:25] Hachikuji
    I bit you.
[20:27] Hachikuji
    A love-bite?!
[20:29] Hachikuji
    Yes!
[20:30] Hachikuji
    This time, I ad-libbed a response...
[20:31] Hachikuji
    I can do it!
[20:34] Yotsugi
    Hey, devil boy.
SIGN    No entry.
[20:36] Yotsugi
    If you know, please tell me
[20:38] Yotsugi
    which way I want to go...
[20:40] Yotsugi
    I said, with a posed look.
SIGN    No Entry
SIGN    Danger Zone
[20:46] Yotsugi
    I'm told there's a cram school
[20:48] ---
    that went out of business
    called Eikou Cram School.
[20:52] Yotsugi
    Do you know where it is, devil boy?
[20:58] Yotsugi
    I said, with a posed look.
[21:02] Yotsugi
    My name is Ononoki Yotsugi.
[21:06] Yotsugi
    I said, with a posed look.
[21:09] Koyomi
    That's a stupid phrase.
[21:11] Koyomi
    And where the hell is your posed look?
SIGN    Danger Zone
[21:14] Koyomi
    I see. I'm Araragi Koyomi.
[21:17] Yotsugi
    Hello, devil boy.
[21:19] Yotsugi
    I said, with a posed look.
[21:21] Koyomi
    Hi...
[21:23] Koyomi
    Um, Eikou Cram School is...
SIGN    Construction Sorry for the Trouble
SIGN    Turn Right
[21:29] Koyomi
    All right. Thank you.
[21:31] Koyomi
    You were a big help, devil boy.
[21:33] Koyomi
    And snail girl.
[21:35] Koyomi
    I said, with a posed look.
SIGN    Danger Zone
SIGN    Danger Zone
[21:52] Koyomi
    Huh?
SIGN    Danger Zone
[21:53] Koyomi
    Did she just call you "snail girl"?
[21:59] Hachikuji
    Yeah, she did.
[22:00] ---
    Huh?
[22:01] Koyomi
    Isn't that strange?
[22:03] Koyomi
    Come to think of it, Kagenui-san...
[22:05] Koyomi
    Kagenui Yodzuru...
[22:06] Koyomi
    She didn't just call me a devil boy.
[22:09] Koyomi
    She said something about Karen.
[22:13] Yozuru
    A devilish brother and a hornet sister.
[22:17] Yozuru
    Interesting.
SIGN    Devil Devil Boy
[22:18] Yozuru
    Devil...
[22:22] Yozuru
    Devils who suck blood...
SIGN    Vampires
[22:25] Yozuru
    Vampires.
[22:27] Hachikuji
    Anyway, Araragi-san, from what I saw,
    she looked pretty capable.
[22:32] Hachikuji
    You'd have to be as good as my
    master to be a match for her.
SIGN    White Scene To be continued
[22:36] Koyomi
    You don't have a master.