E7 - Karen Bee, Part Seven
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[00:07] Karen
Hey, kiss-freak...
[00:10] Koyomi
We're going home.
[00:11] Karen
Shut up.
[00:12] Karen
Go home by yourself.
[00:13] Karen
Don't try and stop me.
[00:15] Karen
I told you...
[00:17] Karen
How mad he made me.
[00:20] Koyomi
And I told you to leave the rest to me.
[00:23] Karen
I...
[00:24] Karen
I never said I would.
[00:26] Koyomi
Don't push yourself...
[00:28] Koyomi
You should rest right now.
[00:31] Karen
I'm not going to talk about this.
[00:34] Karen
You won't listen to what I have to say anyway.
[00:37] Koyomi
I'll listen later.
[00:39] Koyomi
I'll sit beside you, peeling apples,
[00:41] Koyomi
while you rest.
[00:43] Karen
Come to think of it,
[00:45] ---
it's been a long time since
I've had a real, serious
[00:47] ---
fight with you!
SIGN Episode 7: Karen Bee, Part 7
[00:55] Koyomi
Don't be stupid.
[00:56] Koyomi
I've never been serious
against my little sister.
[01:00] Koyomi
This isn't the dojo.
[01:03] Koyomi
And you're not in great shape,
SIGN Stung by Supernatural Bee
[01:05] Koyomi
[01:05] Koyomi
right?
[01:06] Karen
Great shape?
[01:07] Karen
You've got that right.
[01:09] Karen
My head's all stuffed up,
and my whole body is hot.
[01:13] Karen
It feels like my clothes are
about to catch fire.
[01:15] Karen
My muscles ache, and I can barely walk.
[01:19] Karen
And maybe there isn't enough moisture
[01:21] ---
in my eyes, 'cause you look all blurry.
[01:24] Karen
The next time I blink, I might
never open my eyes again.
[01:28] Karen
So I'm in the best shape of my life!
[01:32] Koyomi
Pretty cool...
[01:33] Koyomi
If you weren't my sister,
I'd fall in love with you.
[01:36] Karen
If you weren't my brother,
I might be able to hold back!
SIGN
[01:49] Karen
Thanks, Nii-chan...
[01:51] Karen
That woke me up!
[01:53] Karen
There are twenty minutes till
the next bus comes.
[01:57] Karen
Nii-chan, should I call you an ambulance?
[01:59] Koyomi
Hell, no.
[02:00] Koyomi
The one who'll be taking the ambulance...
[02:04] ---
is you!
[02:05] Karen
No way.
[02:06] Karen
How can he stand?
[02:07] Karen
That could've killed him.
[02:09] Karen
I was told never to use it outside the dojo...
[02:12] Koyomi
Then I think it's time they kicked you out!
[02:14] Karen
Don't try and stop me!
[02:27] Karen
By the way, Nii-chan...
SIGN When Your Body Feels Hot
[02:29] Karen
When you say, "Your body feels hot,"
[02:32] Karen
don't you think it seems kinda naughty?
[02:34] Koyomi
I don't...
[02:37] Karen
Because
[02:37] Karen
"hot" is the first three letters of "hotel"!
[02:39] Koyomi
Are you my junior?!
SIGN Naughtiness in the Athletic Storeroom
A beast of lust arrives!
SIGN Talk to us about anything
[02:41] Karen
Your junior? Who's that?
[02:43] Koyomi
The biggest pervert I know!
SIGN Kanbaru
Suruga
SIGN Recreation
[02:54] Shinobu
Hey, master...
SIGN Recreation
[02:58] Shinobu
Did I not tell you?
[03:00] Shinobu
Just as your fears are transmitted to me directly,
[03:05] Shinobu
I feel your pain, as well.
[03:11] Koyomi
Put up with it for a little longer.
SIGN Recreation
[03:13] Shinobu
If you order me to, I will act.
[03:16] Koyomi
Here's your order: do nothing.
SIGN Recreation
[03:19] Shinobu
You ask the hardest things...
[03:22] Koyomi
I'll pat your head later.
SIGN Recreation
[03:25] Shinobu
That isn't enough.
[03:26] Shinobu
I request a ritual one level higher.
[03:31] Koyomi
I didn't know there was one.
SIGN Recreation
[03:32] Koyomi
Out of curiosity, what is it?
[03:35] Shinobu
Don't pat my head...
[03:39] Shinobu
Rub my breasts.
SIGN Recreation
SIGN Recreation
[03:43] Koyomi
Why didn't you say that to me
[03:45] ---
when you were still an adult?!
SIGN Punch
[03:55] Karen
Give it up, already.
[03:57] Karen
It hurts my fists when I punch you...
[04:00] Koyomi
Forget that.
[04:01] Koyomi
It hurts me when you punch me.
[04:04] Karen
You can't beat me, Nii-chan.
[04:07] Koyomi
You can't beat me, Karen-chan.
[04:09] Karen
This is your chance to surrender, Nii-chan!
[04:12] Koyomi
It's way too late for that line.
[04:16] Karen
My fists hurt, so I'm going
to stop punching you.
[04:26] Karen
Not bad, Nii-chan!
[04:34] Koyomi
Hey!
[04:54] Karen
You get it now, right?
[04:56] Karen
You can't beat me, Nii-chan!
[04:58] Koyomi
You're the one who needs to get it...
[05:01] Koyomi
You can't beat me, Karen-chan!
[05:04] Karen
The good guy always wins, right?
[05:07] Karen
Doesn't that mean that whoever
wins is right, Nii-chan?
[05:10] Karen
So if I beat you, I can go?
[05:13] Koyomi
That way of thinking is dangerous.
[05:16] Koyomi
It's about as far from justice as you can get.
[05:19] Karen
What are you talking about?
[05:20] Karen
You always say that, don't you?
[05:22] Karen
Like a big arrogant jerk.
[05:24] Koyomi
What do I say?
[05:26] Karen
About Tsukihi-chan and me...
[05:28] Karen
We're right, but we aren't strong.
[05:31] Karen
And the good guys always win,
so you can't lose.
SIGN Fakes
[05:35] Karen
You always talk like you're so
much better than we are!
[05:40] Karen
So I tried to make it so I wouldn't lose...
[05:42] Koyomi
Oh, that?
[05:44] Koyomi
That's correct.
[05:45] Koyomi
You're right.
[05:47] Koyomi
But you aren't strong.
[05:48] Karen
I am strong...
[05:49] Karen
Stronger than you, if nothing else.
[05:51] Koyomi
Physically strong means nothing.
[05:54] Koyomi
To be the real thing,
[05:56] Koyomi
you need a strong will.
[05:58] Koyomi
When you say you can't forgive Kaiki,
where is your will?
[06:03] Koyomi
You two are always trying to help others.
[06:06] Koyomi
You're always doing it for someone else.
[06:08] Koyomi
There's no will of your own there.
[06:10] Karen
No!
[06:11] Karen
We're doing what we think is right.
[06:15] Karen
Everyone else is just the reason.
[06:17] Koyomi
Don't make me laugh!
[06:19] Koyomi
How can someone who seeks
[06:20] ---
a reason from another person be right?
[06:23] Koyomi
While you're forcing that reason
[06:24] ---
on someone else, how can
you take responsibility?
[06:27] Koyomi
You're not good, and you're not heroes.
[06:31] Koyomi
You're just kids playing a game!
SIGN Fakes
[06:34] Koyomi
Fakes.
[06:36] Koyomi
You never go after evil people, just villains.
[06:40] Koyomi
Am I wrong?
[06:41] Karen
You are!
[06:42] Karen
You don't know anything, so shut up.
[06:44] Karen
Tsubasa-san would understand...
[06:47] Karen
She knows everything!
[06:49] Koyomi
She doesn't know everything.
[06:51] Koyomi
All she knows
[06:53] Koyomi
is what she knows.
[06:55] Koyomi
If you can't give up the idea of self-sacrifice
and be content with self-satisfaction,
[06:59] Koyomi
you need to shut up.
[07:00] Koyomi
It gives me a headache to hear you talk.
[07:03] Karen
What's wrong with doing
something for someone else?
[07:06] Karen
What's wrong with self-sacrifice?
[07:08] Karen
Even if... Even if we're fakes,
what's wrong with that?
[07:13] Karen
Has it ever caused any trouble for you?!
[07:16] Koyomi
For a long time now.
[07:18] Koyomi
But...
[07:21] Koyomi
I never said it was wrong.
[07:24] Koyomi
If you're prepared to live with a sense
of inferiority for the rest of your life,
[07:27] Koyomi
then even if you're a fake,
isn't that the same as being real?
[07:31] Koyomi
Just so we're clear, I hate you two.
[07:34] Koyomi
But I'm always proud of you.
[07:37] Karen
Nii-chan.
[07:38] Koyomi
You said he made you mad, right?
[07:41] Koyomi
I heard you...
[07:43] Koyomi
However, I'm much madder...
[07:47] Koyomi
He hurt something I'm
proud of, and he'll pay.
[07:49] Koyomi
Leave the rest to me!
[07:51] Karen
I'm mad, but I also feel pathetic.
[07:54] Karen
Making you clean up after my mess...
[07:56] Koyomi
You can't even clean up your own sweat.
Don't worry about it.
[08:00] Koyomi
Cleaning up after their
[08:01] ---
little sister is an honor for a big brother.
[08:05] Koyomi
This time, I'll show you being cool.
[08:08] Koyomi
Make sure you don't fall in love.
[08:10] Koyomi
It'd be incestuous...
[08:12] Karen
I'm already in love, Nii-chan.
[08:17] Karen
You take care of the rest.
SIGN Black Scene
SIGN 7/30 Sunday
SIGN After that, I carried Karen home on my back.
I don't think she'll be running off again,
but just in case, I wrote "Any man will do"
on her face with permanent marker, so she can't leave.
(While I was at it, I wrote "Wearing a bra is a pain,
so I'm not" on Tsukihi's. She shares responsibility, too.)
Then I went to meet up with Senjougahara again. Then...
[08:29] Kaiki
Aren't you the one I met in front
of the Gaen child's house?
SIGN Fine-ground and Deep-roasted
[08:35] Kaiki
You're here about your sister?
SIGN Naughty Ferris Wheel
[08:37] Kaiki
A very manly child, then.
Rare these days.
[08:42] Kaiki
Your charm is gone, Senjougahara.
[08:46] Kaiki
You've become a normal girl.
[08:48] Suruga
What?
[08:49] Suruga
I never wanted to see you again.
[08:52] Suruga
Actually, that's a lie.
[08:54] Suruga
I never wanted to see you in the first place.
[08:59] Suruga
But I can say this now...
[09:04] Suruga
I've been wanting to see you, Kaiki-san.
[09:06] Kaiki
I didn't want to see you,
[09:08] Kaiki
now that you're just a normal girl.
SIGN Naughty Ferris Wheel
[09:12] Kaiki
The last time we met,
you shone like darkness.
[09:16] Kaiki
No, better to say you'd attained
a level of enlightenment.
[09:19] Kaiki
Someone well worth deceiving...
[09:21] Kaiki
Stop. Let's talk.
[09:23] Kaiki
I've come to talk.
[09:25] Kaiki
So did you, right?
[09:27] Kaiki
Am I wrong?
[09:30] Kaiki
Very well. I get it...
[09:33] Kaiki
I'll stop cheating the middle schoolers.
[09:35] Kaiki
And I won't spread the charms anymore.
[09:40] Kaiki
And that lively little girl,
[09:42] ---
your sister... Don't worry
about her, Araragi.
[09:46] Kaiki
It's called instant hypnosis.
[09:49] Kaiki
She'll recover her health within
the next three days.
[09:52] Kaiki
And, Senjougahara...
[09:54] Kaiki
I'll officially apologize for what
happened with your mother.
[09:58] Kaiki
And I'll do my best to return the money
[10:02] ---
taken from your father.
[10:09] Suruga
That's quite gracious of you...
[10:12] Suruga
Did you really think I'd believe it?
[10:14] Suruga
You don't seem repentant at all.
[10:18] Suruga
Not the slightest bit.
[10:20] Kaiki
Don't I?
[10:21] Kaiki
Come to think of it,
I didn't actually apologize.
[10:25] Kaiki
Or beg for my life.
[10:28] Kaiki
Sorry, very sorry, guys.
[10:30] Kaiki
I'm very repentant.
[10:32] Kaiki
Very sorry.
[10:33] Suruga
I'm supposed to believe that
half-hearted apology?
[10:37] Suruga
Every word you say is a lie.
[10:40] Kaiki
Perhaps.
[10:42] Suruga
I'd prefer if you didn't upset me.
[10:44] Suruga
I'm doing everything I can to hold
myself back right now.
[10:47] Suruga
Refraining from killing you is very difficult.
[10:51] Kaiki
So it seems.
[10:52] Kaiki
And it's in that respect that
you've become normal.
[10:59] Kaiki
The old you would never have held back.
[11:03] Suruga
I won't ask you to return the money.
[11:06] Suruga
That won't bring my family back.
[11:09] Kaiki
You won't?
[11:11] Kaiki
That's great.
[11:12] Kaiki
I go through money fast.
[11:14] Kaiki
I barely have any on me.
SIGN A I U E O
SIGN Open the
mind's eye
SIGN Gotta drink the medicine. Gotta peel the apples. Hurry, gotta do it.
[11:16] Kaiki
If I were going to repay you,
SIGN 1
8 O
7 E
SIGN A 3
I 4
U 5
SIGN Oh, how horrid. My beloved daughter's hands and legs are warping into something awful.
SIGN Gotta sever Gotta sever Gotta join Gotta join Oh, so busy Busy
SIGN Tooth
Bloomed
Bloomed
Cherry
SIGN Nose Flower Flower
SIGN With All My Heart
[11:18] ---
I'd have needed to think up a new con.
SIGN Flashback
SIGN Toward
intercourse
like an
animal
SIGN Lust writhing atop the girl's body.
SIGN Palm
SIGN Rising Sun
SIGN
8
7
6
SIGN 1 2 3 4
SIGN Broken
[11:23] Suruga
Leave this city.
[11:25] Suruga
Now.
[11:25] Kaiki
Very well.
[11:28] Kaiki
What's wrong, Araragi?
[11:29] Kaiki
Why do you look at me with those eyes?
[11:32] Kaiki
I hurt your sister.
[11:35] Kaiki
Shouldn't I see more hatred in them?
[11:39] Koyomi
She got what was coming to her.
[11:42] Koyomi
It's her fault for getting involved
with someone like you.
[11:45] Suruga
That's not true.
[11:46] Suruga
Her mistake was coming to see me alone.
[11:50] Suruga
If she wanted to get me, she should have
[11:52] ---
come with greater numbers,
just as you have.
[11:56] Suruga
In most other respects, she was right.
[12:02] Suruga
Or, Araragi, did you decide on
your own that she is a fool,
[12:06] Suruga
thereby denying her?
[12:10] Koyomi
I think she's right. Just...
[12:12] Kaiki
She isn't strong?
[12:14] Kaiki
True, she isn't.
[12:16] Kaiki
But denying her kindness is a mistake.
[12:20] Kaiki
And...
[12:23] Kaiki
And without girls like that around,
[12:25] Kaiki
I'd be out of business as a con man.
[12:29] Suruga
So why is a con man like that
[12:32] ---
doing what I want?
[12:34] Suruga
It would be easy to talk me into
doing whatever you wished.
[12:37] Suruga
Like before.
[12:38] Kaiki
Senjougahara,
[12:39] Kaiki
you have the wrong idea about me.
[12:42] Kaiki
No, you have the right idea.
You merely overestimate me.
[12:46] Kaiki
The person you view as your enemy
[12:49] ---
is just a pathetic, middle-aged man.
[12:51] Kaiki
Even as a con man,
he's a minor and shabby one.
[12:54] Kaiki
Or did I seem to you like
some sort of monster?
[12:58] Suruga
Of course not.
SIGN Black Scene
[13:00] Suruga
You're just...
[13:04] Suruga
...a fake.
[13:08] Kaiki
Yes, that's right.
[13:09] Kaiki
I'm a fake.
[13:12] Kaiki
I'm no one special.
[13:14] Kaiki
Nor are you.
[13:16] Kaiki
There's nothing dramatic about me
[13:18] Kaiki
or about you.
[13:21] Kaiki
Araragi, what about you?
[13:24] Kaiki
I'd like to ask you a question.
SIGN Naughty Ferris Wheel
[13:27] Kaiki
Is your life dramatic?
SIGN Tragic
[13:30] Kaiki
Tragic?
SIGN Comedic
[13:31] Kaiki
Musical?
SIGN Musical
[13:33] Kaiki
I feel an unpleasant presence
from your shadow.
[13:37] Kaiki
And it appears
[13:38] ---
you've taken half of your
sister's pain onto yourself.
[13:42] Kaiki
Madness...
[13:43] Kaiki
To do something so risky for no money.
[13:47] Koyomi
Which are you?
[13:50] Kaiki
Which am I?
[13:51] Koyomi
Do you know about the supernatural?
[13:55] Kaiki
That's a less interesting question
than I expected...
[13:58] Kaiki
You're ruining my fun, Araragi.
[14:00] Kaiki
For example, do you believe in ghosts?
[14:03] Kaiki
You understand the mind of someone
[14:05] ---
who doesn't believe in ghosts,
[14:07] ---
but is still scared of them, right?
[14:09] Kaiki
I'm something similar.
[14:11] Kaiki
So let me answer your question this way...
[14:14] Kaiki
I know nothing about the supernatural.
[14:16] Kaiki
But I know those who do know.
[14:19] Kaiki
That is all.
[14:21] Kaiki
More precisely, I simply know
those who think they know.
[14:28] Kaiki
The wreathe-fire bee.
[14:30] Kaiki
Ever heard of the wreathe-fire bee?
[14:33] Koyomi
A monster from around the 15th century
or something, wasn't it?
[14:36] Koyomi
When a strange plague was explained
[14:37] ---
as the work of a supernatural monster.
[14:40] Kaiki
Correct.
[14:41] Kaiki
However, wrong.
[14:43] Kaiki
The wreathe-fire bee is a monster
recorded in Chapter 15
SIGN Wreathe-Fire Bee
SIGN 18th-Century Work
[14:47] ---
of the 18th-century work,
SIGN Illustrated Codex of
Eastern Disturbances, Chapter 15
[14:49] ---
The Illustrated Codex of Eastern Disturbances.
[14:51] Kaiki
However, the truth of the matter
[14:53] ---
is that there was no such plague
during the Muromachi era.
SIGN Falsified History Bee
[14:58] Kaiki
Falsified history.
[15:00] Kaiki
Those who came after the author
[15:02] ---
foolishly believed the tale he'd written.
[15:07] Koyomi
My sister...
[15:10] Koyomi
My sister who was stung by
the wreathe-fire bee...
SIGN Any Man Will Do.
SIGN Wearing a bra is a pain, so I'm not
[15:15] Koyomi
Is it true that she'll recover,
even if we do nothing?
[15:17] Kaiki
Of course.
[15:18] Kaiki
There are no monsters.
SIGN Victim
[15:21] Kaiki
And thus, no victims.
SIGN Monster
[15:23] Kaiki
You think that they exist,
[15:26] Kaiki
so you feel like they're there.
[15:28] Kaiki
Let me be clear...
[15:31] Kaiki
Don't involve me in your delusions.
[15:35] Kaiki
It's a nuisance.
[15:39] Koyomi
He's a fake.
[15:42] Koyomi
Just like Senjougahara said
[15:43] Koyomi
and he said,
[15:45] Koyomi
he's decided to live his entire life
with a sense of inferiority.
[15:48] Koyomi
A proud fake.
[15:50] Kaiki
And you've taken half of it upon yourself.
[15:53] Kaiki
It may not even take three days.
[15:56] Kaiki
I don't know how you did it,
but that's impressive.
[16:00] Kaiki
But that means, Araragi,
SIGN Naughty Ferris Wheel
[16:02] Kaiki
that you and I will never
accept one another.
[16:06] Kaiki
It's far worse than water and oil.
[16:08] Kaiki
We're fire and oil.
[16:09] Koyomi
Who's fire and who's oil?
[16:12] Kaiki
I don't know.
[16:13] Kaiki
Since neither of us really seems like fire,
[16:15] Kaiki
why not rubidium and water instead?
[16:19] Kaiki
And I'm the rubidium.
[16:21] Koyomi
So I'm water?
[16:23] Koyomi
Then the fire is Karen and Tsukihi.
[16:27] Koyomi
Fire and fire...
[16:28] Koyomi
Together, they become an inferno,
[16:29] Koyomi
the Fire Sisters.
[16:31] Suruga
Your phone.
[16:34] Suruga
Give me your phone.
[16:41] Kaiki
That was horrible of you.
[16:43] Kaiki
Now I won't be able to help those
poor middle schoolers...
[16:47] Kaiki
I wouldn't know how to reach them.
[16:51] Suruga
I'm not asking you to help kids
I don't even know.
[16:55] Suruga
Araragi-kun, I'm about to say the
most horrible thing in the world.
[17:03] Suruga
It's their fault for being tricked.
[17:07] Suruga
I'm not a hero or a good guy.
[17:09] Suruga
I'm just an enemy of evil.
[17:13] Suruga
You can't do anything for the victims, anyway.
[17:16] Suruga
Even if you tried,
[17:18] ---
you'd only end up stealing more from them.
[17:21] Kaiki
I'm sure I would.
[17:23] Kaiki
I'm a con man.
[17:24] Kaiki
The whole atonement thing
was a lie, as well.
[17:26] Kaiki
You probably don't want to understand this,
[17:28] Kaiki
but for me, making money isn't
a matter of profit and loss.
[17:32] Suruga
That's the part of you...
[17:35] Kaiki
The "part of me" you what?
[17:39] Kaiki
No answer?
[17:40] Kaiki
You really have grown up to be boring...
[17:44] Kaiki
Dramatic or not, you used to be wonderful.
[17:48] Kaiki
And now you're just boring.
[17:51] Kaiki
Heavier and fatter, though.
[17:53] Suruga
Shut up.
[17:55] Suruga
I don't care what you say about the old me.
[17:57] Suruga
But don't insult me as I am now.
[18:00] Suruga
Araragi-kun says he loves me.
[18:04] Suruga
He loves me as I am now.
[18:06] Suruga
Therefore, I like me as I am, too.
[18:09] Suruga
So I cannot ignore anything you
say that would damage me.
[18:13] Kaiki
What?
[18:15] Kaiki
So you two are like that.
[18:17] Kaiki
I see... I see.
[18:18] Kaiki
So that's it...
[18:20] Kaiki
Then I've nothing more to say.
[18:22] Kaiki
I don't wish to interfere with
a budding relationship.
[18:24] Kaiki
If you're not going to ask for it,
I won't attempt to atone.
[18:27] Kaiki
I don't want to do anything that
won't get me any money.
[18:30] Kaiki
I'll leave town.
[18:33] Kaiki
I'll be gone tomorrow.
[18:35] Kaiki
That's good enough, isn't it, Senjougahara?
[18:37] Kaiki
Oh, yes... Senjougahara.
[18:39] Kaiki
Let me tell you something.
[18:41] Suruga
I don't want to hear it.
[18:42] Kaiki
The man who once tried to rape you...
[18:45] Kaiki
He was hit by a car and died.
[18:47] Kaiki
In a place that had nothing to do with you,
[18:49] Kaiki
in a way that had nothing to do with you.
[18:52] Kaiki
And with no drama at all.
[18:55] Kaiki
That's all there is to the past that
[18:58] ---
you spend so much time worrying about.
[19:00] Kaiki
There's nothing even worth settling.
[19:04] Kaiki
The lesson for you here is not to expect
anything dramatic from life.
[19:08] Suruga
That's another lie, of course.
[19:10] Suruga
The man who'd forgotten about me
until this morning
[19:12] ---
wouldn't know a thing about the
man who tried to rape me.
[19:16] Kaiki
Senjougahara, try to see past
the surface of things.
[19:20] Kaiki
It's possible that the fact that I'd forgotten
[19:23] ---
about you was a lie, right?
[19:26] Suruga
A lie...
[19:27] Suruga
That's a lie.
SIGN Black Scene
[19:28] Kaiki
Does it matter if it's a lie?
[19:30] Kaiki
There's no such thing as truth in this world.
[19:33] Kaiki
Don't worry.
[19:35] Kaiki
The fact that you were once in love with me
[19:37] Kaiki
doesn't count as cheating.
[19:40] Kaiki
It isn't fair to me if you hate me,
in an attempt
[19:43] ---
at loyalty to your current lover.
[19:46] Kaiki
I'll say it again.
[19:47] Kaiki
The past is merely the past.
[19:49] Kaiki
There's no value in overcoming it
or catching up to it.
[19:52] Kaiki
A woman like you shouldn't be bound
by such stupid emotions.
[19:56] Kaiki
Just be happy with the man you have.
[19:59] Kaiki
Farewell.
[20:04] Koyomi
You fell in love with him?
[20:06] Suruga
What was that?
[20:08] Suruga
Araragi-kun, did you just attempt
[20:10] ---
to confirm the virginity of
the girl you're dating?
[20:13] Suruga
Of course not.
[20:15] Suruga
That would never happen.
[20:16] Suruga
He's simply mistaken.
[20:18] Suruga
What an insult.
[20:20] Suruga
Disgusting...
[20:21] Suruga
But at that time,
[20:24] ---
anyone who attempted to save me
would have seemed a prince,
[20:27] Suruga
no matter what kind of person they were.
[20:30] Suruga
I won't deny that I did feel somewhat
positively toward that con man.
[20:35] Suruga
He was still the first...
[20:37] Suruga
I've discussed this before,
so I won't dwell on it.
[20:41] Suruga
If anyone other than you had saved me,
[20:45] Suruga
it's possible I would've fallen
in love with them, too.
[20:50] Suruga
When I think about that, it infuriates me.
[20:53] Suruga
I'm so glad you were the one who did...
[20:57] Koyomi
Oshino would say that you just
got saved by yourself.
[21:02] Suruga
Possibly.
[21:03] Suruga
Let's go home.
[21:04] Suruga
It's getting late.
[21:06] Koyomi
Oh, right, Senjougahara...
[21:08] Koyomi
Before we leave, tell me
that request you had.
[21:11] Koyomi
What are you going to make me do?
[21:14] Suruga
Nothing special.
[21:15] Suruga
I didn't need that con man to tell me.
[21:17] Suruga
It's possible that my past isn't
worth settling things with.
[21:22] Suruga
But I just did.
[21:28] Suruga
That's what I think.
[21:31] Koyomi
Settled, huh?
[21:32] Suruga
Compliment me.
[21:33] Koyomi
That's your request?
[21:37] Suruga
No.
[21:38] Suruga
A compliment from someone like you means
[21:40] ---
absolutely nothing to me.
[21:42] Suruga
But you seem to have forgotten
to fulfill your obvious duty.
[21:47] Suruga
I simply reminded you.
[21:48] Koyomi
Really, are you made of iron or something?
[21:51] Suruga
Iron?
[21:53] Suruga
Of course not.
[21:54] Suruga
I am a soft, cute girl.
[21:57] Suruga
After everything that scum said to me,
I am terribly hurt.
[22:02] Suruga
I can barely stand...
[22:05] Koyomi
Liar.
[22:06] Koyomi
Are you a con artist, too?
[22:07] Suruga
It's true.
[22:09] Suruga
So...
[22:13] Suruga
Be gentle to me tonight.
SIGN Black Scene
[22:21] Koyomi
The next day,
[22:23] Koyomi
without even waiting for the
three days Kaiki had stated,
[22:27] Koyomi
Karen had recovered.
[22:31] Koyomi
After that, I gave a general explanation
to Karen and Tsukihi.
[22:35] Koyomi
That Kaiki was gone from the city.
[22:37] Koyomi
And thus, there would be no more victims.
[22:41] Karen
Nii-chan, we'll be gone for a bit.
[22:44] Tsukihi
Onii-chan, we'll be gone for a while.
[22:46] Koyomi
Where are you two yuri sisters going?
[22:48] Karen
Even with the con man gone,
[22:50] ---
that doesn't mean the charms
will just disappear.
[22:52] Karen
And the damage they did
[22:54] ---
to people's relationships won't heal itself.
[22:56] Karen
The fact that there are no more victims
[22:58] ---
doesn't help the victims already there.
[23:01] Tsukihi
So we want to start cleaning up the mess.
[23:05] Koyomi
Don't let your game get out of hand.
[23:09] Karen
It's not a game, Nii-chan!
[23:12] Tsukihi
We're not good guys.
[23:13] ---
We're goodness itself, Onii-chan.
[23:15] Tsukihi
Bye!
[23:18] Koyomi
My prides.
[23:19] Koyomi
My little sisters I'm so proud of.
[23:21] Koyomi
Fakes...
[23:23] Koyomi
But because of that, closer than
anything to the real thing.
[23:26] Koyomi
The Fire Sisters ran out of the house
[23:30] Koyomi
like a lit firecracker.