12 - The "Labyrinth" of Death and Rebirth: Luceimia

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SIGN    Undefeated
[00:02] Uroboros
    Shut up.
SIGN    Sleeping Lion
SIGN    Received 87,991,000,300,000,199 damage
[00:12] Uroboros
    Honestly. I'm talking here, pup.
[00:22] Ashlan
    A-And to think we had
    so much trouble with it...
[00:26] Uroboros
    Oh? Looks like something's coming out.
SIGN    Undefeated
[00:34] Ashlan
    Th-The save item appeared?!
SIGN    Save Item "Lion Heart"
SIGN    Brave warriors,
    you may
    return here
    at any time.
SIGN    Player Name: "Ashlan Highrols"
SIGN    Would you like to save?
[00:44] Ashlan
    I see! This must mean we
    can return to our world!
[00:48] ---
    
[00:49] Boy 1
    We can go home!
[00:49] Girl
    Yay!
[00:50] Uroboros
    What are you so happy about?
[00:52] Uroboros
    That's just a regular save point, and
    the next place you dive into
SIGN    Undefeated
[00:56] Uroboros
    is the rest of this game
    that you'll be forced to play.
[00:59] Ashlan
    Th-This might only be a temporary solution,
[01:02] Ashlan
    but with enough time, I'm sure we can—
[01:04] Uroboros
    You still haven't realized it?
[01:07] Uroboros
    This game doesn't end, does it?
[01:17] Fay
    This game...
[01:19] Fay
    has a bug preventing the story
     from moving forward.
SIGN    Gods' Games We Play
SIGN    Gods' Games We Play
SIGN    The "Dark Labyrinth" of Death and Rebirth: Luceimia
[02:56] Pearl
    Wh-What do you mean there's a bug?
[02:59] Fay
    Do you remember the
    legend Meep told us?
[03:04] Pearl
    Yes, because I was rather
    shocked that the god died.
[03:09] Fay
    And in Meep's original explanation,
[03:11] Fay
    they mentioned that we could clear this
    game if we defeated the last boss.
[03:16] Leshea
    The gods' games is a battle
    between gods and humans.
[03:19] Leshea
    Which means that the last boss
    of this labyrinth is a god.
[03:24] Fay
    But that god doesn't exist anymore.
[03:27] Fay
    Meaning that it's impossible to clear
    this game by defeating the last boss.
[03:31] All
    What?!
[03:32] Nel
    Unbelievable! Completely conquering the
    gods' games is humanity's greatest wish!
[03:37] Nel
    But you're saying that we're going
    to be trapped in this game forever?
[03:40] Ashlan
    How could such an evil bug exist?
[03:43] Fay
    Could you return to
    the real world at once
[03:45] Fay
    and tell Chief Secretary
    Miranda the situation?
[03:48] Fay
    We'll try to get further
    through this labyrinth.
[03:51] Ashlan
    What?
[03:52] Ashlan
    What are you going to do when
    the last boss doesn't exist?!
[03:54] Ashlan
    How are you going to conquer this?!
[03:56] Fay
    Honestly, no idea.
[03:57] All
    What?!
[03:58] Fay
    But for now, I'm going to try to
    get to the end of this labyrinth
[04:02] Fay
    to confirm if the last boss
    is really dead or not.
[04:06] Leshea
    It's always more fun on
    a more difficult setting!
[04:08] Nel
    No complaints from me.
[04:10] Pearl
    I-I'll also do my best!
[04:12] Ashlan
    All right! I promise we'll return.
[04:22] Ashlan
    All right!
[04:28] Fay
    Okay, let's try to conquer
    this thing for real.
[04:30] Pearl
    Wh-What is that?
[04:41] Meep
    Congratulations!
[04:45] Meep
    You've successfully conquered the raid
    boss... or so I'd like to say, but...
[04:51] Meep
    You've earned a yellow card!
[04:53] Meep
    We can't have other gods
    clearing such important events!
[04:57] Uroboros
    That only happened because of that dumb pup!
[04:59] Meep
    If you do that again...
[05:04] Meep
    Okay, we are now entering dark labyrinth mode.
SIGN    Dark Labyrinth Mode
[05:07] Meep
    As for what kind of change that entails...
[05:09] Pearl
    You don't need to explain!
    We totally understand!
[05:12] Pearl
    We can clearly tell that
    the difficulty went up.
[05:14] Meep
    The walls just changed color
    due to a change of mood.
[05:17] Pearl
    That's it?!
[05:19] Meep
    There's a slight difference in
    the monsters you'll encounter,
[05:22] Meep
    but you're going to be
    wiped out hundreds of times,
[05:25] Meep
    so I'd just call it a margin of error.
[05:27] Pearl
    Could you not though?!
[05:29] Meep
    Good luck on that 100% completion!
[05:33] Fay
    Why?
[05:34] Meep
    Fight on! Fight on! Fight on!
[05:34] Fay
    Why do they try so confidently to get
    us to completely conquer this labyrinth?
[05:38] Fay
    This game is completely broken.
[05:42] Fay
    Well, whatever. I guess I'll find out.
[05:50] Nel
    Okay. I'll take the lead here.
[05:53] Fay
    Are you going to be okay?
[05:54] Nel
    My Arise excels when it comes to evasion.
[05:57] Nel
    Let me deal with the traps.
[06:11] Fay
    Uh, Uroboros... How long are you...
[06:14] Uroboros
    Hold it right there!
[06:15] Uroboros
    I am undefeated. Therefore, I know all!
[06:18] Uroboros
    You want to play with me, don't you?
[06:20] Uroboros
    You see, I've prepared a new game for you.
[06:24] Uroboros
    It's extremely popular, so you'll
    have to wait fifty years to play it.
[06:27] Uroboros
    But if you little humans want
    to play with me that badly,
[06:30] Uroboros
    I guess I can invite you all!
[06:32] Uroboros
    Oh, what am I going to
    do? I'm just so popular.
[06:36] Fay
    Er, honestly, you're not popular at all.
[06:39] Uroboros
    So yeah! I don't like intervening in other
    gods' games, but I'll be tagging along!
[06:44] Uroboros
    Could you hurry it up though?
[06:46] Pearl
    Wait, are you going to
    help us, Miss Undefeated?
[06:49] Fay
    You sure about this? You just got a penalty.
[06:52] Uroboros
    Whatever.
[06:53] Fay
    Hello?!
[07:00] Pearl
    Is something the matter?
[07:03] Uroboros
    There's a switch here.
[07:05] Pearl
    You can't just go carelessly touching things!
[07:07] Uroboros
    Gonna push the button.
[07:11] Pearl
    My eyes hurt! This is pepper spray!
[07:15] Nel
    Shh!
[07:16] Nel
    Be quiet!
[07:27] Fay
    I've got a bad feeling about this.
[07:43] Harumph Fairy
    Harumph.
[07:44] Pearl
    She's so cute!
[07:48] Pearl
    Look at how adorable she is!
    How could an enemy be so cute?!
[07:52] Harumph Fairy
    Harumph?
[07:53] Pearl
    Y-You don't mind... if I
    just touch you a little...
[07:59] Harumph Fairy
    Harumph!
[08:00] Pearl
    No! Harumph Fairy, come back!
[08:02] Fay
    Who exactly is the monster here?
[08:06] Fay
    Pearl, below you!
[08:07] Pearl
    Huh?
[08:10] Pearl
    No! What happened to my cute Puffy Puffs?!
[08:13] Pearl
    This is dark labyrinth mode?
[08:17] Pearl
    Wait, it doesn't hurt.
[08:19] Nel
    It looks so pathetic now.
[08:21] Nel
    Can we return it to normal somehow?
[08:24] Nel
    What's the matter, Puffy Puff?!
[08:28] Pearl
    Nel, you reek!
[08:30] Nel
    N-No! What smells is this stomach acid!
[08:34] Nel
    It threw up again!
[08:35] Pearl
    It smells so bad!
[08:37] Fay
    Leave it! Let's go!
[08:39] Pearl
    Right!
[08:45] Leshea
    Hey, what's that door?
[08:48] Pearl
    A treasure room? That's definitely
    an event-related room!
SIGN    Treasure Room
[08:54] Pearl
    It seems to be locked.
[08:55] Fay
    The key's probably somewhere
    along the path we just ran.
[09:00] Fay
    Maybe one of the monsters
    we encounter will drop one.
[09:02] Fay
    Let's go back and check from the start.
[09:07] Pizaplin
    Oh? Some wanderers?
[09:12] Pizaplin
    I am the angel Pizaristed
    Plinkethewmerkelbrilliant III.
[09:19] Pizaplin
    I am known as the most
    loving and merciful to the
[09:22] Pizaplin
    lost little lambs of this labyrinth.
[09:26] Pearl
    Oho! Your name is too long, so I'm
    just gonna call you Angel Pizaplin!
[09:31] Pizaplin
    Very well.
[09:32] Fay
    He accepted it?!
[09:34] Leshea
    But that name is awful.
[09:36] Nel
    The most merciful angel in this labyrinth...
[09:39] Nel
    He clearly is.
[09:41] Pizaplin
    You are truly blessed.
[09:45] Pizaplin
    I shall grant you a single wish.
[09:48] Pearl
    R-Really? Then could you give
    us the key to this door?
[09:52] Pizaplin
    Very well.
[09:59] Pearl
    What's the matter, Pizaplin?
[10:02] Pizaplin
    How...
[10:07] Pizaplin
    disgusting!
[10:09] Pearl
    What?
[10:10] Pizaplin
    I shall grant your wish...
    with your purification!
[10:16] Pizaplin
    Be reborn as beautiful souls!
SIGN    The angel used "Purifying Light -Purify-"
    The tainted 2 were destroyed.
[10:31] Meep
    Now, let your epic adventure begin!
SIGN    Gods' Games We Play
[10:40] Fay
    So the trick is if we're dirty, it makes
    that angel angry, and he destroys us.
[10:46] Pearl
    I guess Nel must've really stunk.
[10:48] Nel
    This is your fault, too, Pearl! That
    thing clearly said "tainted 2"!
[10:53] Fay
    By the way, I guess you end up respawning
    too as a part of this team, Uroboros.
[10:57] Uroboros
    Huh?!
[10:59] Uroboros
    A part of your team...?
[11:01] Uroboros
    I'm a part of the little humans' team...?
[11:07] Uroboros
    Well, if you insist.
[11:08] Uroboros
    I'm a super-rare god that you rarely
    ever get the chance to team up with,
[11:13] Uroboros
    but considering the game
    system, I guess I don't mind.
[11:16] Uroboros
    Oh, goodness, you little
    humans just love me so much!
[11:17] Meep
    Oh? You've conquered one more thing.
[11:21] Meep
    By pushing the pepper-trap button,
    your unlock percentage went up 0.1%.
[11:28] Pearl
    Wow, that number really doesn't matter.
[11:31] Fay
    All right. For now, we
    don't have any questions.
[11:34] Fay
    We'll just try one more time.
SIGN    Take Two
[11:37] Fay
    It's a bit troublesome that the nature of
    the monsters has changed in dark labyrinth mode.
[11:42] Fay
    If we get hit with Zombie
    Puffy Puff's stomach acid,
[11:44] Fay
    the Angel Pizaplin becomes enraged.
[11:49] Leshea
    The bell that the Harumph Fairy had
    might be attracting other monsters.
[11:56] Fay
    Yeah. I think the key here
    is to not be found by them.
[12:06] Nel
    I hear a waterfall.
[12:12] Pearl
    It's a real waterfall!
[12:15] Leshea
    Hey, Fay! Look over there!
[12:18] Fay
    A treasure chest?
[12:20] Leshea
    Maybe it contains the key
    to the treasure room.
[12:28] Leshea
    Here we go.
[12:34] Pearl
    Er... What exactly is all of this?
[12:37] Pearl
    Pieces of cloth?
[12:40] Leshea
    There's no doubt about it!
[12:42] Leshea
    They're swimsuits!
SIGN    "Swimsuits" (Unable to craft)
SIGN    Please use when
    entering the waterfall
[12:43] Pearl
    Huh?
[12:46] Leshea
    And this super-sized
    one... must be for Pearl!
[12:50] Pearl
    It's so cute.
[12:52] Pearl
    Wait, there's no way that's right!
SIGN    Undefeated
[12:56] Pearl
    Let's forget about that silly
    little area and proceed.
[13:02] Pearl
    What's this?!
[13:04] Pearl
    A-ha! I've got it!
[13:06] Pearl
    Everyone! Please do not
    go near those paintings.
[13:09] Pearl
    If you get too close, one of those assassin
    apples will fly out of the paintings!
[13:21] Nel
    Huh?
[13:23] Nel
    Are you okay?
[13:24] Pearl
    Ow...
[13:26] Nel
    I thought we might have to respawn.
[13:28] Pearl
    I guess the assassin apples were
    also affected by dark labyrinth mode.
[13:33] Pearl
    Just like Puffy Puff turned
    into Zombie Puffy Puff,
[13:36] Pearl
    the apple's rotten inside, so I was spared.
[13:40] Pizaplin
    Oh? Some wanderers?
[13:43] Pearl
    Pizaplin!
[13:45] Pizaplin
    Indeed. I shall grant you
    one wish to help you out.
[13:51] Pearl
    Um... you said that earlier but sorta wiped
    out our party. Will you really help us?
[13:57] Pizaplin
    But of course.
[13:58] Pearl
    In that case, please tell us where
    the key to the treasure room is!
[14:03] Pizaplin
    Such a simple request.
[14:06] Pizaplin
    In that case, let us...
[14:09] Fay
    Welp, I have a bad feeling about this.
[14:13] Pizaplin
    How disgusting!
[14:14] Pearl
    B-But! The Harumph Fairy didn't find us!
[14:18] Pearl
    And we weren't hit with Zombie
    Puffy Puff's stomach acid!
[14:23] Pearl
    Huh? Wha?
[14:24] Pizaplin
    Be reborn as beautiful souls!
SIGN    The angel used "Purifying Light -Purify-"
    Pearl, who was tainted in the back of the head, was destroyed.
[14:34] Pearl
    Who are you calling tainted?!
[14:36] Pearl
    Curse that angel... he
    won't get away with this!
SIGN    Take Three
[14:48] Pearl
    Yay! I did it! Now, where is
    the key to the treasure room?
[14:58] Pearl
    Huh?
[15:00] Pearl
    But why? We worked so hard to
    make it through the painting zone
[15:04] Pearl
    and ended up here without
    being able to find the key.
[15:07] Pizaplin
    Oh? Some wanderers?
[15:10] Pearl
    Angel Pizaplin?!
[15:12] Fay
    Again?!
[15:13] Nel
    But wait, we haven't been doused
    in any disgusting liquid.
[15:16] Pearl
    Angel Pizaplin.
[15:18] Pearl
    You said you were the bringer of good luck.
[15:20] Pearl
    You said you'd grant our wish.
[15:23] Pizaplin
    Precisely.
[15:24] Pizaplin
    However, that only applies
    to those pure and clean.
[15:29] Pizaplin
    Having a better look at all of
    you... none of you are tainted.
[15:34] Pizaplin
    I shall reward your cleanliness
    and grant your wish.
[15:39] Pearl
    Then could you give us the key to...
    No, could you open the treasure room?
[15:44] Pizaplin
    Very well.
[15:47] Fay
    Welp...
[15:48] Pizaplin
    How putrid... This putrid smell...
[15:51] Pizaplin
    You must've been tainted by the Zombie Puffy
    Puff's stomach acid in a previous life!
[15:56] Pizaplin
    And hit with a rotten apple!
[15:57] Pearl
    W-Wait, what?
[16:03] Fay
    Well, that was a completely new pattern.
[16:07] Fay
    To think there's a monster that carries
    over experience just like players do.
[16:13] Leshea
    That smell is gonna be trouble.
[16:15] Fay
    All right, let's do take four.
[16:19] Fay
    What's the matter?
[16:23] Pearl
    Smell...
[16:25] (Flashback) Nel
    What smells is this stomach acid!
[16:28] (Flashback) Pizaplin
    This putrid smell...
[16:29] (Flashback) Pizaplin
    You must've been tainted by the Zombie Puffy
    Puff's stomach acid in a previous life!
[16:35] Nel
    It won't come off...
[16:40] Pearl
    I figured out how to open the treasure room!
[16:44] Nel
    When it comes to smells...
[16:45] Pearl
    A girl's hair is her life!
    We're experts at this!
[16:49] Pearl
    Which means...
[16:51] Pearl
    That was our hint.
[16:55] Leshea
    I see.
[16:57] Uroboros
    I'll do it, too.
[16:59] Fay
    Um...
[17:01] Nel
    Leave this to us!
[17:04] Pearl
    You can just wait in front
    of the treasure room, Fay.
[17:07] Pearl
    We'll go get prepared.
[17:09] Fay
    Prepared?
[17:11] Nel
    Let's go.
[17:12] Pearl
    Yes! Let's!
[17:17] Leshea
    Looks like we've found
    what makes this dungeon good.
[17:20] Leshea
    None of us want a difficulty
    only you and I can conquer.
[17:24] Leshea
    Any game that allows
    those two to say, "Leave this to us,"
[17:27] Leshea
    is surely a good game.
[17:34] Fay
    As Leshea said, perhaps this
    is how gods' games should be.
[17:40] Fay
    We can only see true victory when everyone
    on the team starts to show their smarts.
[17:47] Nel
    Sorry to keep you waiting, Master Fay.
[17:49] Fay
    Are you ready now?
[17:51] Pearl
    Yes! Watch this!
SIGN    Undefeated
[17:54] Pearl
    Come on out, Angel Pizaplin!
[18:00] Pizaplin
    Someone has summoned me.
[18:03] Pizaplin
    Oh?
SIGN    Undefeated
SIGN    Undefeated
[18:14] Pizaplin
    How pure.
[18:17] Pizaplin
    Now, go forth.
[18:20] Pearl
    Yay!
[18:21] Nel
    We did it!
[18:23] Fay
    You really did it.
[18:25] Fay
    Now, could you tell me the trick behind this?
[18:28] Pearl
    That angel disliked dirty things.
[18:32] Pearl
    And the smell that was on us didn't
    go away even after we respawned.
[18:37] Pearl
    But...
[18:38] Pearl
    Do you really think girls our age could
     live with being told that we smell?
[18:43] Fay
    Uh...
[18:44] Pearl
    I tend to sweat a lot... so I usually
    use deodorants and perfumes.
[18:50] Pearl
    I also use conditioner that smells nice.
[18:54] Pearl
    But the most useful thing
    to do in this situation...
[18:58] Nel
    ...is to take a bath.
[19:00] Fay
    So you took a bath.
[19:04] Nel
    That waterfall should be
    able to wash off the smell.
[19:07] Nel
    Meaning, the swimsuits
    in the treasure chest...
[19:09] Nel
    were the actual key. It's just...
[19:13] Pearl
    We were just supposed to get rid of
    the smell, but we ended up playing.
SIGN    Undefeated
[19:30] (Flashback) Leshea
    This is a huge discovery!
[19:45] (Flashback) Uroboros
    You're wide open.
[19:46] (Flashback) Leshea
    Now you've done it!
[20:08] (Flashback) Uroboros
    Hiyah!
SIGN    Undefeated
[20:23] Pearl
    A-Anyway!
[20:24] Pearl
    Well? Were we able to help?
[20:30] Pearl
    Fay?
[20:31] Fay
    Of course!
[20:35] Fay
    It's all thanks to you both, Pearl and
    Nel! I'm glad you're on our team!
[20:49] Pearl
    Wow, there's jewels everywhere!
[20:52] Nel
    What an amazing room!
[20:55] Leshea
    Hey, look.
SIGN    Item: "Master Key to the Treasure Room"
SIGN    Increases
    held items
    from
    2 to 100
SIGN    Even if the
    party falls,
    items will
    not be lost
[21:08] Leshea
    The limit's gone now, so we can carry
    even more powerful items with us!
[21:14] Meep
    Congratulations! The last boss
    is finally about to appear!
[21:20] Meep
    Five customers coming in!
[21:29] Fay
    Seriously?! A pitfall?!
SIGN    Mal-ra branch office of the Arcane Court
[21:37] Kelritch
    It looks like we've been permitted
    to dive into the labyrinth.
[21:41] Kelritch
    We will be the secondary rescue team.
[21:43] Dax
    Well done, Kelritch.
[21:51] Dax
    Fay... We were always destined to meet again.
[21:56] Dax
    This labyrinth is our new crossroads!
[22:01] Kelritch
    You call this fate, but you're
    personally the one going to see him.
[22:05] Dax
    Wait for me, Fay! I am
    about to join the match!