12 - The "Labyrinth" of Death and Rebirth: Luceimia Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Undefeated [00:02] Uroboros     Shut up. SIGN    Sleeping Lion SIGN    Received 87,991,000,300,000,199 damage [00:12] Uroboros     Honestly. I'm talking here, pup. [00:22] Ashlan     A-And to think we had     so much trouble with it... [00:26] Uroboros     Oh? Looks like something's coming out. SIGN    Undefeated [00:34] Ashlan     Th-The save item appeared?! SIGN    Save Item "Lion Heart" SIGN    Brave warriors,     you may     return here     at any time. SIGN    Player Name: "Ashlan Highrols" SIGN    Would you like to save? [00:44] Ashlan     I see! This must mean we     can return to our world! [00:48] ---      [00:49] Boy 1     We can go home! [00:49] Girl     Yay! [00:50] Uroboros     What are you so happy about? [00:52] Uroboros     That's just a regular save point, and     the next place you dive into SIGN    Undefeated [00:56] Uroboros     is the rest of this game     that you'll be forced to play. [00:59] Ashlan     Th-This might only be a temporary solution, [01:02] Ashlan     but with enough time, I'm sure we can— [01:04] Uroboros     You still haven't realized it? [01:07] Uroboros     This game doesn't end, does it? [01:17] Fay     This game... [01:19] Fay     has a bug preventing the story      from moving forward. SIGN    Gods' Games We Play SIGN    Gods' Games We Play SIGN    The "Dark Labyrinth" of Death and Rebirth: Luceimia [02:56] Pearl     Wh-What do you mean there's a bug? [02:59] Fay     Do you remember the     legend Meep told us? [03:04] Pearl     Yes, because I was rather     shocked that the god died. [03:09] Fay     And in Meep's original explanation, [03:11] Fay     they mentioned that we could clear this     game if we defeated the last boss. [03:16] Leshea     The gods' games is a battle     between gods and humans. [03:19] Leshea     Which means that the last boss     of this labyrinth is a god. [03:24] Fay     But that god doesn't exist anymore. [03:27] Fay     Meaning that it's impossible to clear     this game by defeating the last boss. [03:31] All     What?! [03:32] Nel     Unbelievable! Completely conquering the     gods' games is humanity's greatest wish! [03:37] Nel     But you're saying that we're going     to be trapped in this game forever? [03:40] Ashlan     How could such an evil bug exist? [03:43] Fay     Could you return to     the real world at once [03:45] Fay     and tell Chief Secretary     Miranda the situation? [03:48] Fay     We'll try to get further     through this labyrinth. [03:51] Ashlan     What? [03:52] Ashlan     What are you going to do when     the last boss doesn't exist?! [03:54] Ashlan     How are you going to conquer this?! [03:56] Fay     Honestly, no idea. [03:57] All     What?! [03:58] Fay     But for now, I'm going to try to     get to the end of this labyrinth [04:02] Fay     to confirm if the last boss     is really dead or not. [04:06] Leshea     It's always more fun on     a more difficult setting! [04:08] Nel     No complaints from me. [04:10] Pearl     I-I'll also do my best! [04:12] Ashlan     All right! I promise we'll return. [04:22] Ashlan     All right! [04:28] Fay     Okay, let's try to conquer     this thing for real. [04:30] Pearl     Wh-What is that? [04:41] Meep     Congratulations! [04:45] Meep     You've successfully conquered the raid     boss... or so I'd like to say, but... [04:51] Meep     You've earned a yellow card! [04:53] Meep     We can't have other gods     clearing such important events! [04:57] Uroboros     That only happened because of that dumb pup! [04:59] Meep     If you do that again... [05:04] Meep     Okay, we are now entering dark labyrinth mode. SIGN    Dark Labyrinth Mode [05:07] Meep     As for what kind of change that entails... [05:09] Pearl     You don't need to explain!     We totally understand! [05:12] Pearl     We can clearly tell that     the difficulty went up. [05:14] Meep     The walls just changed color     due to a change of mood. [05:17] Pearl     That's it?! [05:19] Meep     There's a slight difference in     the monsters you'll encounter, [05:22] Meep     but you're going to be     wiped out hundreds of times, [05:25] Meep     so I'd just call it a margin of error. [05:27] Pearl     Could you not though?! [05:29] Meep     Good luck on that 100% completion! [05:33] Fay     Why? [05:34] Meep     Fight on! Fight on! Fight on! [05:34] Fay     Why do they try so confidently to get     us to completely conquer this labyrinth? [05:38] Fay     This game is completely broken. [05:42] Fay     Well, whatever. I guess I'll find out. [05:50] Nel     Okay. I'll take the lead here. [05:53] Fay     Are you going to be okay? [05:54] Nel     My Arise excels when it comes to evasion. [05:57] Nel     Let me deal with the traps. [06:11] Fay     Uh, Uroboros... How long are you... [06:14] Uroboros     Hold it right there! [06:15] Uroboros     I am undefeated. Therefore, I know all! [06:18] Uroboros     You want to play with me, don't you? [06:20] Uroboros     You see, I've prepared a new game for you. [06:24] Uroboros     It's extremely popular, so you'll     have to wait fifty years to play it. [06:27] Uroboros     But if you little humans want     to play with me that badly, [06:30] Uroboros     I guess I can invite you all! [06:32] Uroboros     Oh, what am I going to     do? I'm just so popular. [06:36] Fay     Er, honestly, you're not popular at all. [06:39] Uroboros     So yeah! I don't like intervening in other     gods' games, but I'll be tagging along! [06:44] Uroboros     Could you hurry it up though? [06:46] Pearl     Wait, are you going to     help us, Miss Undefeated? [06:49] Fay     You sure about this? You just got a penalty. [06:52] Uroboros     Whatever. [06:53] Fay     Hello?! [07:00] Pearl     Is something the matter? [07:03] Uroboros     There's a switch here. [07:05] Pearl     You can't just go carelessly touching things! [07:07] Uroboros     Gonna push the button. [07:11] Pearl     My eyes hurt! This is pepper spray! [07:15] Nel     Shh! [07:16] Nel     Be quiet! [07:27] Fay     I've got a bad feeling about this. [07:43] Harumph Fairy     Harumph. [07:44] Pearl     She's so cute! [07:48] Pearl     Look at how adorable she is!     How could an enemy be so cute?! [07:52] Harumph Fairy     Harumph? [07:53] Pearl     Y-You don't mind... if I     just touch you a little... [07:59] Harumph Fairy     Harumph! [08:00] Pearl     No! Harumph Fairy, come back! [08:02] Fay     Who exactly is the monster here? [08:06] Fay     Pearl, below you! [08:07] Pearl     Huh? [08:10] Pearl     No! What happened to my cute Puffy Puffs?! [08:13] Pearl     This is dark labyrinth mode? [08:17] Pearl     Wait, it doesn't hurt. [08:19] Nel     It looks so pathetic now. [08:21] Nel     Can we return it to normal somehow? [08:24] Nel     What's the matter, Puffy Puff?! [08:28] Pearl     Nel, you reek! [08:30] Nel     N-No! What smells is this stomach acid! [08:34] Nel     It threw up again! [08:35] Pearl     It smells so bad! [08:37] Fay     Leave it! Let's go! [08:39] Pearl     Right! [08:45] Leshea     Hey, what's that door? [08:48] Pearl     A treasure room? That's definitely     an event-related room! SIGN    Treasure Room [08:54] Pearl     It seems to be locked. [08:55] Fay     The key's probably somewhere     along the path we just ran. [09:00] Fay     Maybe one of the monsters     we encounter will drop one. [09:02] Fay     Let's go back and check from the start. [09:07] Pizaplin     Oh? Some wanderers? [09:12] Pizaplin     I am the angel Pizaristed     Plinkethewmerkelbrilliant III. [09:19] Pizaplin     I am known as the most     loving and merciful to the [09:22] Pizaplin     lost little lambs of this labyrinth. [09:26] Pearl     Oho! Your name is too long, so I'm     just gonna call you Angel Pizaplin! [09:31] Pizaplin     Very well. [09:32] Fay     He accepted it?! [09:34] Leshea     But that name is awful. [09:36] Nel     The most merciful angel in this labyrinth... [09:39] Nel     He clearly is. [09:41] Pizaplin     You are truly blessed. [09:45] Pizaplin     I shall grant you a single wish. [09:48] Pearl     R-Really? Then could you give     us the key to this door? [09:52] Pizaplin     Very well. [09:59] Pearl     What's the matter, Pizaplin? [10:02] Pizaplin     How... [10:07] Pizaplin     disgusting! [10:09] Pearl     What? [10:10] Pizaplin     I shall grant your wish...     with your purification! [10:16] Pizaplin     Be reborn as beautiful souls! SIGN    The angel used "Purifying Light -Purify-"     The tainted 2 were destroyed. [10:31] Meep     Now, let your epic adventure begin! SIGN    Gods' Games We Play [10:40] Fay     So the trick is if we're dirty, it makes     that angel angry, and he destroys us. [10:46] Pearl     I guess Nel must've really stunk. [10:48] Nel     This is your fault, too, Pearl! That     thing clearly said "tainted 2"! [10:53] Fay     By the way, I guess you end up respawning     too as a part of this team, Uroboros. [10:57] Uroboros     Huh?! [10:59] Uroboros     A part of your team...? [11:01] Uroboros     I'm a part of the little humans' team...? [11:07] Uroboros     Well, if you insist. [11:08] Uroboros     I'm a super-rare god that you rarely     ever get the chance to team up with, [11:13] Uroboros     but considering the game     system, I guess I don't mind. [11:16] Uroboros     Oh, goodness, you little     humans just love me so much! [11:17] Meep     Oh? You've conquered one more thing. [11:21] Meep     By pushing the pepper-trap button,     your unlock percentage went up 0.1%. [11:28] Pearl     Wow, that number really doesn't matter. [11:31] Fay     All right. For now, we     don't have any questions. [11:34] Fay     We'll just try one more time. SIGN    Take Two [11:37] Fay     It's a bit troublesome that the nature of     the monsters has changed in dark labyrinth mode. [11:42] Fay     If we get hit with Zombie     Puffy Puff's stomach acid, [11:44] Fay     the Angel Pizaplin becomes enraged. [11:49] Leshea     The bell that the Harumph Fairy had     might be attracting other monsters. [11:56] Fay     Yeah. I think the key here     is to not be found by them. [12:06] Nel     I hear a waterfall. [12:12] Pearl     It's a real waterfall! [12:15] Leshea     Hey, Fay! Look over there! [12:18] Fay     A treasure chest? [12:20] Leshea     Maybe it contains the key     to the treasure room. [12:28] Leshea     Here we go. [12:34] Pearl     Er... What exactly is all of this? [12:37] Pearl     Pieces of cloth? [12:40] Leshea     There's no doubt about it! [12:42] Leshea     They're swimsuits! SIGN    "Swimsuits" (Unable to craft) SIGN    Please use when     entering the waterfall [12:43] Pearl     Huh? [12:46] Leshea     And this super-sized     one... must be for Pearl! [12:50] Pearl     It's so cute. [12:52] Pearl     Wait, there's no way that's right! SIGN    Undefeated [12:56] Pearl     Let's forget about that silly     little area and proceed. [13:02] Pearl     What's this?! [13:04] Pearl     A-ha! I've got it! [13:06] Pearl     Everyone! Please do not     go near those paintings. [13:09] Pearl     If you get too close, one of those assassin     apples will fly out of the paintings! [13:21] Nel     Huh? [13:23] Nel     Are you okay? [13:24] Pearl     Ow... [13:26] Nel     I thought we might have to respawn. [13:28] Pearl     I guess the assassin apples were     also affected by dark labyrinth mode. [13:33] Pearl     Just like Puffy Puff turned     into Zombie Puffy Puff, [13:36] Pearl     the apple's rotten inside, so I was spared. [13:40] Pizaplin     Oh? Some wanderers? [13:43] Pearl     Pizaplin! [13:45] Pizaplin     Indeed. I shall grant you     one wish to help you out. [13:51] Pearl     Um... you said that earlier but sorta wiped     out our party. Will you really help us? [13:57] Pizaplin     But of course. [13:58] Pearl     In that case, please tell us where     the key to the treasure room is! [14:03] Pizaplin     Such a simple request. [14:06] Pizaplin     In that case, let us... [14:09] Fay     Welp, I have a bad feeling about this. [14:13] Pizaplin     How disgusting! [14:14] Pearl     B-But! The Harumph Fairy didn't find us! [14:18] Pearl     And we weren't hit with Zombie     Puffy Puff's stomach acid! [14:23] Pearl     Huh? Wha? [14:24] Pizaplin     Be reborn as beautiful souls! SIGN    The angel used "Purifying Light -Purify-"     Pearl, who was tainted in the back of the head, was destroyed. [14:34] Pearl     Who are you calling tainted?! [14:36] Pearl     Curse that angel... he     won't get away with this! SIGN    Take Three [14:48] Pearl     Yay! I did it! Now, where is     the key to the treasure room? [14:58] Pearl     Huh? [15:00] Pearl     But why? We worked so hard to     make it through the painting zone [15:04] Pearl     and ended up here without     being able to find the key. [15:07] Pizaplin     Oh? Some wanderers? [15:10] Pearl     Angel Pizaplin?! [15:12] Fay     Again?! [15:13] Nel     But wait, we haven't been doused     in any disgusting liquid. [15:16] Pearl     Angel Pizaplin. [15:18] Pearl     You said you were the bringer of good luck. [15:20] Pearl     You said you'd grant our wish. [15:23] Pizaplin     Precisely. [15:24] Pizaplin     However, that only applies     to those pure and clean. [15:29] Pizaplin     Having a better look at all of     you... none of you are tainted. [15:34] Pizaplin     I shall reward your cleanliness     and grant your wish. [15:39] Pearl     Then could you give us the key to...     No, could you open the treasure room? [15:44] Pizaplin     Very well. [15:47] Fay     Welp... [15:48] Pizaplin     How putrid... This putrid smell... [15:51] Pizaplin     You must've been tainted by the Zombie Puffy     Puff's stomach acid in a previous life! [15:56] Pizaplin     And hit with a rotten apple! [15:57] Pearl     W-Wait, what? [16:03] Fay     Well, that was a completely new pattern. [16:07] Fay     To think there's a monster that carries     over experience just like players do. [16:13] Leshea     That smell is gonna be trouble. [16:15] Fay     All right, let's do take four. [16:19] Fay     What's the matter? [16:23] Pearl     Smell... [16:25] (Flashback) Nel     What smells is this stomach acid! [16:28] (Flashback) Pizaplin     This putrid smell... [16:29] (Flashback) Pizaplin     You must've been tainted by the Zombie Puffy     Puff's stomach acid in a previous life! [16:35] Nel     It won't come off... [16:40] Pearl     I figured out how to open the treasure room! [16:44] Nel     When it comes to smells... [16:45] Pearl     A girl's hair is her life!     We're experts at this! [16:49] Pearl     Which means... [16:51] Pearl     That was our hint. [16:55] Leshea     I see. [16:57] Uroboros     I'll do it, too. [16:59] Fay     Um... [17:01] Nel     Leave this to us! [17:04] Pearl     You can just wait in front     of the treasure room, Fay. [17:07] Pearl     We'll go get prepared. [17:09] Fay     Prepared? [17:11] Nel     Let's go. [17:12] Pearl     Yes! Let's! [17:17] Leshea     Looks like we've found     what makes this dungeon good. [17:20] Leshea     None of us want a difficulty     only you and I can conquer. [17:24] Leshea     Any game that allows     those two to say, "Leave this to us," [17:27] Leshea     is surely a good game. [17:34] Fay     As Leshea said, perhaps this     is how gods' games should be. [17:40] Fay     We can only see true victory when everyone     on the team starts to show their smarts. [17:47] Nel     Sorry to keep you waiting, Master Fay. [17:49] Fay     Are you ready now? [17:51] Pearl     Yes! Watch this! SIGN    Undefeated [17:54] Pearl     Come on out, Angel Pizaplin! [18:00] Pizaplin     Someone has summoned me. [18:03] Pizaplin     Oh? SIGN    Undefeated SIGN    Undefeated [18:14] Pizaplin     How pure. [18:17] Pizaplin     Now, go forth. [18:20] Pearl     Yay! [18:21] Nel     We did it! [18:23] Fay     You really did it. [18:25] Fay     Now, could you tell me the trick behind this? [18:28] Pearl     That angel disliked dirty things. [18:32] Pearl     And the smell that was on us didn't     go away even after we respawned. [18:37] Pearl     But... [18:38] Pearl     Do you really think girls our age could      live with being told that we smell? [18:43] Fay     Uh... [18:44] Pearl     I tend to sweat a lot... so I usually     use deodorants and perfumes. [18:50] Pearl     I also use conditioner that smells nice. [18:54] Pearl     But the most useful thing     to do in this situation... [18:58] Nel     ...is to take a bath. [19:00] Fay     So you took a bath. [19:04] Nel     That waterfall should be     able to wash off the smell. [19:07] Nel     Meaning, the swimsuits     in the treasure chest... [19:09] Nel     were the actual key. It's just... [19:13] Pearl     We were just supposed to get rid of     the smell, but we ended up playing. SIGN    Undefeated [19:30] (Flashback) Leshea     This is a huge discovery! [19:45] (Flashback) Uroboros     You're wide open. [19:46] (Flashback) Leshea     Now you've done it! [20:08] (Flashback) Uroboros     Hiyah! SIGN    Undefeated [20:23] Pearl     A-Anyway! [20:24] Pearl     Well? Were we able to help? [20:30] Pearl     Fay? [20:31] Fay     Of course! [20:35] Fay     It's all thanks to you both, Pearl and     Nel! I'm glad you're on our team! [20:49] Pearl     Wow, there's jewels everywhere! [20:52] Nel     What an amazing room! [20:55] Leshea     Hey, look. SIGN    Item: "Master Key to the Treasure Room" SIGN    Increases     held items     from     2 to 100 SIGN    Even if the     party falls,     items will     not be lost [21:08] Leshea     The limit's gone now, so we can carry     even more powerful items with us! [21:14] Meep     Congratulations! The last boss     is finally about to appear! [21:20] Meep     Five customers coming in! [21:29] Fay     Seriously?! A pitfall?! SIGN    Mal-ra branch office of the Arcane Court [21:37] Kelritch     It looks like we've been permitted     to dive into the labyrinth. [21:41] Kelritch     We will be the secondary rescue team. [21:43] Dax     Well done, Kelritch. [21:51] Dax     Fay... We were always destined to meet again. [21:56] Dax     This labyrinth is our new crossroads! [22:01] Kelritch     You call this fate, but you're     personally the one going to see him. [22:05] Dax     Wait for me, Fay! I am     about to join the match!