11 - The Labyrinth of No Return: Luceimia

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[00:08] Pearl
    I'm not scared of a mere apple anymore!
[00:13] Pearl
    Hmph! You fool! I won't keep falling
    for the same trap over and over again!
[00:19] Fay
    Yeah, you say that, but...
[00:28] Fay
    The apples have won nine times already.
[00:30] Pearl
    Well, I'm fine now! Let's go, everyone!
[00:33] Fay
    Pearl, look out!
[00:40] Meep
    Respawn.
[00:42] Pearl
    How does an apple fly up?! Whatever
    happened to the laws of gravity?!
[00:51] Nel
    Stop!
[00:55] Pearl
    Well, this definitely seems dangerous.
[00:58] Nel
    It seems like something
    is gonna jump out of this.
[01:04] Leshea
    There's nothing here though.
[01:06] Fay
    Killer apples that look completely
    harmless and a giant,
[01:09] Fay
    ominous hole that's actually nothing.
[01:13] Fay
    They're definitely trying
    to mess with our heads.
[01:17] Fay
    All right, let's go...
[01:18] Fay
    Onward to the Escape the
    Labyrinth of No Return Game.
SIGN    Gods' Games We Play
SIGN    Gods' Games We Play
SIGN    The Labyrinth of No Return: Luceimia
[02:57] Meep
    That ends the tutorial. Well done.
[03:00] Meep
    I am your guide Meep.
[03:04] Meep
    Did you get a good feel
    of how this game works?
[03:08] Pearl
    Yes, we certainly did.
[03:10] Nel
    So this is where the real labyrinth begins?
[03:12] Meep
    Yes. This is the god's labyrinth Luceimia.
[03:16] Meep
    You've all experienced a respawn already,
[03:20] Meep
    but no matter how many times your whole
    party falls, you'll get to start here again.
[03:24] Meep
    You will be able to clear this
    game if you beat the boss in the
[03:27] Meep
    deepest depths of the labyrinth.
[03:29] Meep
    The labyrinth is filled with various monsters
[03:32] Meep
    as well as plenty of gimmicks and traps.
[03:35] Meep
    You'll need items to conquer this labyrinth.
[03:38] Meep
    If you mix two or more together, you'll
    be able to craft a superior item.
[03:46] Meep
    Please note that you'll only
    be able to possess two at most.
[03:49] Meep
    If one of your team members is pronounced
    dead, you will have to respawn.
[03:53] Meep
    You will lose the items you had.
    All of the bosses you've defeated
SIGN    Respawn
[03:57] Meep
    and all of the traps you've
    conquered will be reset.
[03:59] Pearl
    So we have to start over every time we die?
[04:02] Meep
    Oh, no!
[04:03] Meep
    The knowledge you gain from this labyrinth
    will be carried over each time.
[04:07] Meep
    The numbers above your
    heads will also remain.
[04:12] Meep
    That number will increase
    towards 100% every time you
SIGN    
[04:16] Meep
    conquer the gimmicks within this labyrinth.
[04:18] Meep
    Clearly, for the most hardcore gamers only.
[04:21] Meep
    Now, do you have any questions?
[04:23] Fay
    Please tell us how to go home.
[04:25] Meep
    Yes.
[04:26] Meep
    The first way is to defeat
    the boss and clear the game.
[04:30] Meep
    Another way is to acquire the save item.
[04:32] Meep
    You'll be able to go back to the
    human world while maintaining
[04:35] Meep
    all the gimmicks you've
    conquered and items obtained.
[04:37] Pearl
    Do you have any other information?
[04:40] Meep
    I will now tell you about the
    legend of this labyrinth.
[04:46] Meep
    Once upon a time, there was a god who was
    very passionate about building labyrinths.
[04:51] Meep
    They had long awaited in
    the depths of the labyrinth
[04:53] Meep
    in excitement for humans to visit.
[04:56] Meep
    But no one conquered the labyrinth, and
    so the god literally died of boredom.
[05:04] Meep
    The end.
[05:05] Pearl
    They actually died?! Even
    though they're a god?!
[05:08] Meep
    Yes, but... as you can see, the god's
    brilliant dungeon still stands.
[05:14] Meep
    Please enjoy this game
    to your heart's content.
[05:18] Meep
    Now, let your epic adventure
    into Luceimia Labyrinth begin!
SIGN    Let the
    game begin.
SIGN    (Death/
    Only
    the game
    continues)
SIGN    VS "The
    master
    of the dark
    labyrinth"
    ????
SIGN    "Luceimia
    of
    Death
    and
    Rebirth"
SIGN    Elements
[05:30] Leshea
    Wow, it's so pretty.
[05:32] Leshea
    You can definitely tell the
    god really loved labyrinths.
[05:36] Pearl
    There don't seem to be any traps.
[05:45] Pearl
    Those are Puffy Puffs!
[05:47] Nel
    You know what they are?
[05:48] Pearl
    No! But their cute cries
    and precious appearances!
[05:52] Pearl
    How could I name them
    anything but Puffy Puffs?
[06:03] Pearl
    S-Stop... huh?
[06:06] Pearl
    Maybe it doesn't hurt.
[06:13] Nel
    They're soft as cushions.
[06:23] Pearl
    Huh? What's this?
SIGN    Craft
SIGN    2 wooden boards
SIGN    →
SIGN    wooden shield
SIGN    Would you like to proceed?
[06:25] Pearl
    Let us proceed.
[06:33] Pearl
    Wow, I was able to make a wooden shield!
[06:36] Fay
    Looks like our unlock
    percentage went up too.
[06:38] Fay
    I guess crafting is one
    of this game's gimmicks.
[06:42] Fay
    Someone definitely spent a
    lot of time on this.
[06:47] Pearl
    This seems like a cinch.
[06:49] Nel
    We are getting through pretty smoothly.
[06:54] Leshea
    Now we have a rare version?!
[06:56] Leshea
    Catch it, Pearl! It's bound
    to have an amazing item!
[07:00] Pearl
    Roger!
[07:01] Pearl
    Come, now. I'm not scary at all.
[07:04] Pearl
    I'll give you pets.
[07:10] Pearl
    Huh?
SIGN    Fay's party
    has fallen.
SIGN    Golden Puffy
    Puff's Godbreath
    dealt the entire
    party 9999
    damage.
[07:19] Meep
    Now, let your epic adventure begin!
[07:23] Pearl
    Say what?
[07:24] Fay
    Ah, I see.
[07:26] Leshea
    Right. This is how this game is.
[07:28] Nel
    Unfortunate.
[07:30] Fay
    So we're clearly meant to
    die the first time around.
[07:32] Fay
    This game is basically the ultimate dungeon
    you get better at the more you die.
[07:35] Leshea
    I felt a weird sense of
    lethargy as we were walking.
[07:39] Leshea
    Since we chose the PMD difficulty,
    I guess there's a cap on our strength.
[07:44] Fay
    What's more, that just
    destroyed the Godeye lens.
[07:47] Fay
    Now we're just more
     players who can't return.
[07:51] Pearl
    We went for wool and came back shorn!
[07:54] Fay
    We really need to conquer
    this as soon as possible.
[07:56] Fay
    Let's start our second round.
[07:58] Leshea
    I have a feeling that Golden
    Puffy Puff is a level boss.
[08:02] Leshea
    Meaning we actually need
    to defeat it to proceed?
[08:05] Fay
    And how do we do that?
[08:07] Leshea
    Let's see...
[08:10] Leshea
    We'll take the brown Puffy
    Puffs alive as hostages.
[08:18] Leshea
    And then we make them admit defeat!
[08:21] Fay
    Well, that's definitely unique.
[08:23] Nel
    Please stay back, you three.
[08:28] Pearl
    It's here!
[08:37] Nel
    Moment Reversal!
[08:39] Nel
    Right back at ya!
[08:57] Pearl
    This is a key! It's bound to
     open a door somewhere.
[09:02] Pearl
    Well done, Nel!
[09:05] Nel
    I just did the obvious.
[09:07] Nel
    Don't worry. Let me lead.
[09:12] Meep
    Now, let your epic adventure begin!
[09:18] Nel
    I'm so sorry!
[09:20] Fay
    This game loves to get
    you right where it hurts.
[09:24] Leshea
    We let our guard down
    after defeating that boss.
[09:26] Fay
    Say, Meep. We just defeated
    a Golden Puffy Puff.
[09:30] Fay
    Since we respawned...
[09:31] Meep
    All monsters and traps you've
    conquered are reset as well.
[09:35] Nel
    I'm so sorry!
[09:37] Pearl
    N-Nel, it's okay!
[09:40] Fay
    So basically,
[09:40] Pearl
    I mean I've died 10 times...
[09:41] Fay
    this game is looking for us to have a
    flawless run until the last boss.
[09:43] Nel
    But, but...
[09:46] Fay
    All right. Let's just promise one thing.
[09:49] Fay
    The worst thing we can do in this game
[09:51] Fay
    is hurt our friends by
    faulting their mistakes.
[09:54] Fay
    Even if one of us fails, just
    say, "Don't worry about it."
[09:58] Fay
    We can just turn any mistake into experience.
[10:01] Fay
    Anyway, let's go.
[10:03] Fay
    We're gonna have to make plenty of mistakes
[10:05] Fay
    to clear the game
    without making any.
SIGN    Gods' Games We Play
SIGN    Undefeated
SIGN    Undefeated
[10:13] Camilla
    If you look that thing in the
    eye, you'll end up in a stupor.
[10:16] Al
    My arise isn't working!
[10:17] Rag
    No items either.
[10:19] Camilla
    How the heck are we supposed
    to defeat this thing?!
[10:23] Pearl
    Ta-dah! I've crafted a mirror shield.
[10:28] Pearl
    But what would we even use this for?
[10:30] Fay
    A mirror...
[10:32] Fay
    Maybe we can reflect the attack of some
    monster that casts magic from its eyes.
[10:36] Pearl
    Would something that
    specific appear so easily?
[10:39] Pearl
    So what did you make, Fay?
[10:42] Fay
    An alarm clock.
[10:44] Pearl
    Uh-huh... And what's that do?
[10:47] Fay
    It rings really loud. All the monsters
    sleeping nearby will come to attack us.
SIGN    "Alarm Clock"
SIGN    It rings really loud
SIGN    All nearby sleeping monsters attack
[10:52] Pearl
    We can't possibly use something like that!
[10:54] Fay
    Well, let's just hang on to it anyway.
[10:57] Leshea
    My bugle will be able to wake up
    even more monsters in a wider area!
[11:02] Leshea
    Let me just give a try—
[11:03] Pearl
    Please do not!
[11:07] Nel
    I created an ordinary umbrella with
    some wooden boards and vinyl.
SIGN    "Ordinary Umbrella"
SIGN    Try using during rain or snow
[11:11] Nel
    I crafted it in hopes for some hidden effect,
[11:13] Nel
    but apparently it's just
    a plain ol' umbrella.
[11:16] Fay
    Hang on to it.
[11:26] Pearl
    Are those monsters?
[11:28] Fay
    Shh. Those are human footsteps.
[11:33] Saki
    Captain Ashlan, I heard voices.
[11:35] Ashlan
    Don't let your guard down. This
    place is filled with traps.
[11:39] Fay
    Ashlan?
[11:42] Ashlan
    Do my eyes deceive me? Fay's
    standing right in front of me...
[11:46] Ashlan
    Is it some monster taking on his appearance?
[11:48] Fay
    I'm the real one.
[11:50] Ashlan
    You are?!
[11:52] Ashlan
    I guess it's been a while.
[11:54] Fay
    I'm glad to see you.
[11:56] Fay
    Let's exchange info on what we know
    about conquering this labyrinth.
[12:00] Ashlan
    We'll respawn in different areas, so let's
    create a spot where we can all meet.
[12:05] Fay
    Agreed. Ashlan, any ideas
    about the save point?
[12:09] Ashlan
    It's probably in this locked room just ahead.
[12:13] Ashlan
    We've acquired one key,
    but we're still missing one.
[12:18] Nel
    Would it be this one by chance?
[12:20] Ashlan
    That's it!
[12:22] Ashlan
    Go!
[12:29] Fay
    An execution site?
SIGN    Golden Key Fragment + Silver Key Fragment
SIGN    You've
    crafted
    the key
    to the
    execution
    site.
[12:31] Ashlan
    There we go! We can move
    forward now, you guys!
[12:37] Ashlan
    Fay, over here.
[12:39] Pearl
    This is definitely dangerous!
[12:43] Ashlan
    At times like these...
[12:45] Ashlan
    The bell of purity. It makes a noise
    whenever a monster comes nearby.
[12:50] Ashlan
    And...
[12:52] Ashlan
    These clairvoyant glasses
    allow us to find traps.
[12:55] Ashlan
    Neither item is responding, which means...
[12:58] Pearl
    This execution site is just
    something to scare away players?!
[13:02] Ashlan
    Precisely!
[13:18] Guy 2
    Captain, there don't seem to be any traps.
[13:21] Ashlan
    My bell's not reacting, either.
[13:23] Ashlan
    But that's strange. Why isn't there anything
    here? There's not even a treasure chest.
[13:30] Leshea
    What are you doing?
[13:31] Fay
    I'm checking for gimmicks.
    Maybe like a hidden switch.
[13:35] Leshea
    Even when there's a huge
    presence right before you?
[13:38] Fay
    Sorry, what?
[13:39] Ashlan
    What about me?
[13:41] Leshea
    No, not you. There's clearly
    another presence there.
[13:46] Nel
    Master Fay, it's very faint, but I hear
    something that sounds like breathing.
[13:50] Fay
    What?
[13:51] Nel
    Are these... sounds of sleeping?
[13:55] Pearl
    I-I just felt a warm wind against
    my neck from over there.
[14:01] Fay
    But this is a closed room.
[14:03] Fay
    And the candle flames... The only thing
    possible from all this evidence is...
[14:10] Fay
    Ashlan!
[14:11] Fay
    There's probably a raid boss here.
[14:13] Ashlan
    Then why isn't my bell reacting?
[14:15] Fay
    Well, what if they're asleep?
[14:17] Ashlan
    What?
[14:18] Fay
    If these breathing sounds belong to a
    monster we can't see, it all makes sense.
[14:22] Ashlan
    So you're saying that in order to defeat
    this thing, we have to wake it up?
[14:25] Pearl
    Exactly, Captain. We have the
    alarm clock and the bugle.
[14:30] Fay
    I'll give it a shot.
[14:32] Leshea
    Me, too! I'll do an extra fancy number.
[14:34] Fay
    Everyone, stand back.
[14:36] Ashlan
    R-Right.
[14:38] Fay
    Let's go, Leshea!
[14:39] Leshea
    Sure.
SIGN    Something
    rains down
    from the
    heavens and
    destroys
    the players.
SIGN    Rage Arts
    of the
    Sleeping
    Lion
SIGN    The players
    were destroyed.
[14:59] Meep
    Now, let your epic adventure begin!
[15:03] Fay
    What?
[15:04] Pearl
    What the heck was that?!
[15:06] Pearl
    I totally saw an onscreen that said
    "destroyed" rather than damage taken!
[15:11] Fay
    Either way, we're getting further.
    Let's try again.
[15:15] Nel
    But what about that boss?
[15:17] Fay
    I guess I'll have to talk to Ashlan.
[15:19] Fay
    They've played this game longer,
[15:21] Fay
    so they might have something
    that can stop that attack.
[15:27] Ashlan
    The magic-deflecting shield.
[15:29] Saki
    We've determined that the rage arts
    the Sleeping Lion used is a type of magic.
[15:34] Saki
    So the magic-deflecting shield should work.
[15:37] Ashlan
    We've created enough for everyone.
[15:39] Ashlan
    I don't know if it's a Sleeping Lion or
    what, but let us humans show it who's boss.
[15:46] Ashlan
    Fay! Get them!
[15:47] Fay
    All right, here goes.
SIGN    Something
    rains down
    from the
    heavens and
    destroys
    the players.
SIGN    Rage Arts
    of the
    Sleeping
    Lion
SIGN    The players
    were destroyed.
[15:59] Meep
    Now, let your epic adventure begin!
[16:03] Pearl
    I'm so tired of hearing that!
SIGN    One more time
SIGN    One more time
[16:07] Meep
    Oh, dear...
SIGN    One more time
[16:10] Fay
    We're back.
[16:11] Ashlan
    This difficulty is completely broken!
[16:13] Ashlan
    How's it bypassing the magic deflection?!
[16:16] Fay
    Say, Nel.
[16:17] Fay
    Can you possibly use the kick you used
    on the Golden Puffy Puff to deflect it?
[16:21] Fay
    If we trust the explanation of it
    "rains down from the heavens,"
[16:24] Fay
    the attack should be
    coming from the ceiling.
[16:29] Fay
    Here we go.
[16:30] Nel
    R-Right. Come at me!
SIGN    Something
    rains down
    from the
    heavens and
    destroys
    the players.
SIGN    Rage Arts
    of the
    Sleeping
    Lion
SIGN    All the players
    besides Nel
    were destroyed.
[16:45] Meep
    Now, let your epic adventure begin!
[16:49] Nel
    I'm so sorry!
[16:51] Nel
    But I know one thing's for certain. That
    attack is thousands of rocks raining down.
[16:57] Nel
    I was only able to kick back about 1% of it.
[17:05] Pearl
    It feels like we're running out of ideas...
SIGN    Something
    rains down
    from the
    heavens and
    destroys
    the players.
SIGN    Rage Arts
    of the
    Sleeping
    Lion
SIGN    destroys
    the players
[17:11] Fay
    That "destroys the players"
    onscreen is emphasized.
[17:15] Pearl
    Huh?
[17:16] Fay
    That attack shouldn't have any
    effect on anyone or anything else.
[17:20] Fay
    Nel kicked back, but the
    Sleeping Lion was fine.
SIGN    All the players
    besides Nel
    were destroyed.
[17:24] Nel
    Exactly!
[17:26] Nel
    I was able to kick back the
    Golden Puffy Puff and defeat it,
[17:29] Nel
    but I can't seem to defeat the Sleeping Lion.
[17:31] Fay
    Meaning, we should just take cover
    from the falling rocks. For example...
SIGN    "Ordinary Umbrella"
SIGN    Try using one when
    it rains or snows
SIGN    Try using one when
    it rains or snows
[17:42] Pearl
    Oh, this is it!
SIGN    Something
    rains down
    from the
    heavens and
    destroys
    the players.
SIGN    Rage Arts
    of the
    Sleeping
    Lion
SIGN    The players
    were not
    destroyed.
[17:57] Ashlan
    Heck yeah! We made it
    through! We got through it!
[18:01] Girl
    Yay!
[18:01] Fay
    Not yet!
[18:02] Fay
    We're not even close to being done yet!
[18:08] Guy 2
    It's huge!
[18:09] Ashlan
    Step back, you guys! If any of you
    bite it, we have to respawn again!
[18:18] Leshea
    One damage?
[18:19] Leshea
    Oh, no! I forgot I'm really weak right now!
[18:24] Ashlan
    Go, you guys!
[18:32] Ashlan
    Hey! Why did all our attacks
    deal only one point of damage?!
[18:35] Saki
    Its remaining life has been revealed.
[18:37] Saki
    2,497,301!
SIGN    Sleeping Lion
[18:40] Saki
    At this rate, we won't even
    defeat it in ten years.
[18:43] Ashlan
    What's going on with this difficulty?
SIGN    The Sleeping Lion's "Earth Shatter" destroys everything on land.
[18:49] Fay
    Crap!
[18:49] Fay
    Jump, everyone!
[18:55] Ashlan
    Damn it! It's still got cheat attacks.
[18:58] Saki
    N-No, it's working.
SIGN    Sleeping Lion
[19:01] Saki
    Its remaining life is 1,785,789!
[19:05] Ashlan
    So that's it.
[19:07] Ashlan
    It also received damage because
     that attack hit everything on the ground.
[19:12] Fay
    It's a war of attrition.
[19:13] Fay
    We're going to make that thing attack.
[19:15] Ashlan
    Attack, you guys. Once it
    counterattacks, we all need to jump!
[19:25] Fay
    Here it comes! Jump!
[19:29] Saki
    Its remaining life is now 1,490,311.
SIGN    Sleeping Lion
[19:33] Saki
    If we can make it repeat
    that seven more times...
[19:35] Ashlan
    Give it your all! Just think of
    it as jumping rope with ten people!
SIGN    Sleeping Lion
[20:01] Saki
    Its remaining life is now 598!
[20:04] Saki
    If we can dodge it one more time,
    it'll run out of hit points.
[20:09] Ashlan
    This is the last!
[20:11] Ashlan
    Saki?!
[20:12] Nel
    Move!
[20:15] Nel
    We just need to make sure
    it doesn't come down, right?
[20:22] Nel
    Go back to sleep!
[20:39] Ashlan
    Heck yeah!
SIGN    Bell of Revival
[20:44] Pearl
    Nel!
[20:47] Nel
    Wh-Whoa, Pearl?!
[20:49] Pearl
    I can't believe you kicked
    back that final attack!
[20:52] Pearl
    No one would think of anything like that!
[20:56] Nel
    I was so desperate I barely
    remember what happened.
[20:59] Pearl
    Even if you don't remember, the
    victory item should be here.
[21:03] Pearl
    You should be the one to get it, Nel!
[21:07] Nel
    The bell of revival...
[21:10] Nel
    Considering the name, can it
    bring back one of the players?
[21:13] Fay
    Don't ring it! It's a trap!
[21:15] Nel and Pearl
    Huh?
[21:21] Pearl
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Why?!
[21:23] Fay
    It revived because of the bell!
[21:26] Saki
    The boss has been fully revived.
[21:28] Saki
    Its life is 2,500,000!
[21:30] Pearl
    This dungeon really sucks!
[21:33] Nel
    I'm so sorry!
[21:35] Uroboros
    Found you, little humans.
[21:38] Uroboros
    I have arrived!
[21:42] Uroboros
    I win this round of hide and seek!
[21:44] Uroboros
    I let my guard down the other day and lost,
    but the Bookmaker made that loss go away
[21:49] Uroboros
    so now I am undefeated!
[21:52] Pearl
    Uh... who are you?
[21:55] Uroboros
    Oh? Don't tell me you've
    forgotten the undefeated god.
[21:59] Fay
    That voice... Uroboros?
[22:02] Uroboros
    I said let's play again, but you
    never came! I was so bored!
[22:09] Fay
    Crap!
[22:10] Pearl
    We're out of umbrellas.
[22:12] Uroboros
    Shut up.
SIGN    Sleeping Lion
SIGN    Received 87,991,000,300,000,199 damage
[22:22] Uroboros
    Honestly. I'm talking here, pup.