11 - The Labyrinth of No Return: Luceimia Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:08] Pearl     I'm not scared of a mere apple anymore! [00:13] Pearl     Hmph! You fool! I won't keep falling     for the same trap over and over again! [00:19] Fay     Yeah, you say that, but... [00:28] Fay     The apples have won nine times already. [00:30] Pearl     Well, I'm fine now! Let's go, everyone! [00:33] Fay     Pearl, look out! [00:40] Meep     Respawn. [00:42] Pearl     How does an apple fly up?! Whatever     happened to the laws of gravity?! [00:51] Nel     Stop! [00:55] Pearl     Well, this definitely seems dangerous. [00:58] Nel     It seems like something     is gonna jump out of this. [01:04] Leshea     There's nothing here though. [01:06] Fay     Killer apples that look completely     harmless and a giant, [01:09] Fay     ominous hole that's actually nothing. [01:13] Fay     They're definitely trying     to mess with our heads. [01:17] Fay     All right, let's go... [01:18] Fay     Onward to the Escape the     Labyrinth of No Return Game. SIGN    Gods' Games We Play SIGN    Gods' Games We Play SIGN    The Labyrinth of No Return: Luceimia [02:57] Meep     That ends the tutorial. Well done. [03:00] Meep     I am your guide Meep. [03:04] Meep     Did you get a good feel     of how this game works? [03:08] Pearl     Yes, we certainly did. [03:10] Nel     So this is where the real labyrinth begins? [03:12] Meep     Yes. This is the god's labyrinth Luceimia. [03:16] Meep     You've all experienced a respawn already, [03:20] Meep     but no matter how many times your whole     party falls, you'll get to start here again. [03:24] Meep     You will be able to clear this     game if you beat the boss in the [03:27] Meep     deepest depths of the labyrinth. [03:29] Meep     The labyrinth is filled with various monsters [03:32] Meep     as well as plenty of gimmicks and traps. [03:35] Meep     You'll need items to conquer this labyrinth. [03:38] Meep     If you mix two or more together, you'll     be able to craft a superior item. [03:46] Meep     Please note that you'll only     be able to possess two at most. [03:49] Meep     If one of your team members is pronounced     dead, you will have to respawn. [03:53] Meep     You will lose the items you had.     All of the bosses you've defeated SIGN    Respawn [03:57] Meep     and all of the traps you've     conquered will be reset. [03:59] Pearl     So we have to start over every time we die? [04:02] Meep     Oh, no! [04:03] Meep     The knowledge you gain from this labyrinth     will be carried over each time. [04:07] Meep     The numbers above your     heads will also remain. [04:12] Meep     That number will increase     towards 100% every time you SIGN     [04:16] Meep     conquer the gimmicks within this labyrinth. [04:18] Meep     Clearly, for the most hardcore gamers only. [04:21] Meep     Now, do you have any questions? [04:23] Fay     Please tell us how to go home. [04:25] Meep     Yes. [04:26] Meep     The first way is to defeat     the boss and clear the game. [04:30] Meep     Another way is to acquire the save item. [04:32] Meep     You'll be able to go back to the     human world while maintaining [04:35] Meep     all the gimmicks you've     conquered and items obtained. [04:37] Pearl     Do you have any other information? [04:40] Meep     I will now tell you about the     legend of this labyrinth. [04:46] Meep     Once upon a time, there was a god who was     very passionate about building labyrinths. [04:51] Meep     They had long awaited in     the depths of the labyrinth [04:53] Meep     in excitement for humans to visit. [04:56] Meep     But no one conquered the labyrinth, and     so the god literally died of boredom. [05:04] Meep     The end. [05:05] Pearl     They actually died?! Even     though they're a god?! [05:08] Meep     Yes, but... as you can see, the god's     brilliant dungeon still stands. [05:14] Meep     Please enjoy this game     to your heart's content. [05:18] Meep     Now, let your epic adventure     into Luceimia Labyrinth begin! SIGN    Let the     game begin. SIGN    (Death/     Only     the game     continues) SIGN    VS "The     master     of the dark     labyrinth"     ???? SIGN    "Luceimia     of     Death     and     Rebirth" SIGN    Elements [05:30] Leshea     Wow, it's so pretty. [05:32] Leshea     You can definitely tell the     god really loved labyrinths. [05:36] Pearl     There don't seem to be any traps. [05:45] Pearl     Those are Puffy Puffs! [05:47] Nel     You know what they are? [05:48] Pearl     No! But their cute cries     and precious appearances! [05:52] Pearl     How could I name them     anything but Puffy Puffs? [06:03] Pearl     S-Stop... huh? [06:06] Pearl     Maybe it doesn't hurt. [06:13] Nel     They're soft as cushions. [06:23] Pearl     Huh? What's this? SIGN    Craft SIGN    2 wooden boards SIGN    → SIGN    wooden shield SIGN    Would you like to proceed? [06:25] Pearl     Let us proceed. [06:33] Pearl     Wow, I was able to make a wooden shield! [06:36] Fay     Looks like our unlock     percentage went up too. [06:38] Fay     I guess crafting is one     of this game's gimmicks. [06:42] Fay     Someone definitely spent a     lot of time on this. [06:47] Pearl     This seems like a cinch. [06:49] Nel     We are getting through pretty smoothly. [06:54] Leshea     Now we have a rare version?! [06:56] Leshea     Catch it, Pearl! It's bound     to have an amazing item! [07:00] Pearl     Roger! [07:01] Pearl     Come, now. I'm not scary at all. [07:04] Pearl     I'll give you pets. [07:10] Pearl     Huh? SIGN    Fay's party     has fallen. SIGN    Golden Puffy     Puff's Godbreath     dealt the entire     party 9999     damage. [07:19] Meep     Now, let your epic adventure begin! [07:23] Pearl     Say what? [07:24] Fay     Ah, I see. [07:26] Leshea     Right. This is how this game is. [07:28] Nel     Unfortunate. [07:30] Fay     So we're clearly meant to     die the first time around. [07:32] Fay     This game is basically the ultimate dungeon     you get better at the more you die. [07:35] Leshea     I felt a weird sense of     lethargy as we were walking. [07:39] Leshea     Since we chose the PMD difficulty,     I guess there's a cap on our strength. [07:44] Fay     What's more, that just     destroyed the Godeye lens. [07:47] Fay     Now we're just more      players who can't return. [07:51] Pearl     We went for wool and came back shorn! [07:54] Fay     We really need to conquer     this as soon as possible. [07:56] Fay     Let's start our second round. [07:58] Leshea     I have a feeling that Golden     Puffy Puff is a level boss. [08:02] Leshea     Meaning we actually need     to defeat it to proceed? [08:05] Fay     And how do we do that? [08:07] Leshea     Let's see... [08:10] Leshea     We'll take the brown Puffy     Puffs alive as hostages. [08:18] Leshea     And then we make them admit defeat! [08:21] Fay     Well, that's definitely unique. [08:23] Nel     Please stay back, you three. [08:28] Pearl     It's here! [08:37] Nel     Moment Reversal! [08:39] Nel     Right back at ya! [08:57] Pearl     This is a key! It's bound to      open a door somewhere. [09:02] Pearl     Well done, Nel! [09:05] Nel     I just did the obvious. [09:07] Nel     Don't worry. Let me lead. [09:12] Meep     Now, let your epic adventure begin! [09:18] Nel     I'm so sorry! [09:20] Fay     This game loves to get     you right where it hurts. [09:24] Leshea     We let our guard down     after defeating that boss. [09:26] Fay     Say, Meep. We just defeated     a Golden Puffy Puff. [09:30] Fay     Since we respawned... [09:31] Meep     All monsters and traps you've     conquered are reset as well. [09:35] Nel     I'm so sorry! [09:37] Pearl     N-Nel, it's okay! [09:40] Fay     So basically, [09:40] Pearl     I mean I've died 10 times... [09:41] Fay     this game is looking for us to have a     flawless run until the last boss. [09:43] Nel     But, but... [09:46] Fay     All right. Let's just promise one thing. [09:49] Fay     The worst thing we can do in this game [09:51] Fay     is hurt our friends by     faulting their mistakes. [09:54] Fay     Even if one of us fails, just     say, "Don't worry about it." [09:58] Fay     We can just turn any mistake into experience. [10:01] Fay     Anyway, let's go. [10:03] Fay     We're gonna have to make plenty of mistakes [10:05] Fay     to clear the game     without making any. SIGN    Gods' Games We Play SIGN    Undefeated SIGN    Undefeated [10:13] Camilla     If you look that thing in the     eye, you'll end up in a stupor. [10:16] Al     My arise isn't working! [10:17] Rag     No items either. [10:19] Camilla     How the heck are we supposed     to defeat this thing?! [10:23] Pearl     Ta-dah! I've crafted a mirror shield. [10:28] Pearl     But what would we even use this for? [10:30] Fay     A mirror... [10:32] Fay     Maybe we can reflect the attack of some     monster that casts magic from its eyes. [10:36] Pearl     Would something that     specific appear so easily? [10:39] Pearl     So what did you make, Fay? [10:42] Fay     An alarm clock. [10:44] Pearl     Uh-huh... And what's that do? [10:47] Fay     It rings really loud. All the monsters     sleeping nearby will come to attack us. SIGN    "Alarm Clock" SIGN    It rings really loud SIGN    All nearby sleeping monsters attack [10:52] Pearl     We can't possibly use something like that! [10:54] Fay     Well, let's just hang on to it anyway. [10:57] Leshea     My bugle will be able to wake up     even more monsters in a wider area! [11:02] Leshea     Let me just give a try— [11:03] Pearl     Please do not! [11:07] Nel     I created an ordinary umbrella with     some wooden boards and vinyl. SIGN    "Ordinary Umbrella" SIGN    Try using during rain or snow [11:11] Nel     I crafted it in hopes for some hidden effect, [11:13] Nel     but apparently it's just     a plain ol' umbrella. [11:16] Fay     Hang on to it. [11:26] Pearl     Are those monsters? [11:28] Fay     Shh. Those are human footsteps. [11:33] Saki     Captain Ashlan, I heard voices. [11:35] Ashlan     Don't let your guard down. This     place is filled with traps. [11:39] Fay     Ashlan? [11:42] Ashlan     Do my eyes deceive me? Fay's     standing right in front of me... [11:46] Ashlan     Is it some monster taking on his appearance? [11:48] Fay     I'm the real one. [11:50] Ashlan     You are?! [11:52] Ashlan     I guess it's been a while. [11:54] Fay     I'm glad to see you. [11:56] Fay     Let's exchange info on what we know     about conquering this labyrinth. [12:00] Ashlan     We'll respawn in different areas, so let's     create a spot where we can all meet. [12:05] Fay     Agreed. Ashlan, any ideas     about the save point? [12:09] Ashlan     It's probably in this locked room just ahead. [12:13] Ashlan     We've acquired one key,     but we're still missing one. [12:18] Nel     Would it be this one by chance? [12:20] Ashlan     That's it! [12:22] Ashlan     Go! [12:29] Fay     An execution site? SIGN    Golden Key Fragment + Silver Key Fragment SIGN    You've     crafted     the key     to the     execution     site. [12:31] Ashlan     There we go! We can move     forward now, you guys! [12:37] Ashlan     Fay, over here. [12:39] Pearl     This is definitely dangerous! [12:43] Ashlan     At times like these... [12:45] Ashlan     The bell of purity. It makes a noise     whenever a monster comes nearby. [12:50] Ashlan     And... [12:52] Ashlan     These clairvoyant glasses     allow us to find traps. [12:55] Ashlan     Neither item is responding, which means... [12:58] Pearl     This execution site is just     something to scare away players?! [13:02] Ashlan     Precisely! [13:18] Guy 2     Captain, there don't seem to be any traps. [13:21] Ashlan     My bell's not reacting, either. [13:23] Ashlan     But that's strange. Why isn't there anything     here? There's not even a treasure chest. [13:30] Leshea     What are you doing? [13:31] Fay     I'm checking for gimmicks.     Maybe like a hidden switch. [13:35] Leshea     Even when there's a huge     presence right before you? [13:38] Fay     Sorry, what? [13:39] Ashlan     What about me? [13:41] Leshea     No, not you. There's clearly     another presence there. [13:46] Nel     Master Fay, it's very faint, but I hear     something that sounds like breathing. [13:50] Fay     What? [13:51] Nel     Are these... sounds of sleeping? [13:55] Pearl     I-I just felt a warm wind against     my neck from over there. [14:01] Fay     But this is a closed room. [14:03] Fay     And the candle flames... The only thing     possible from all this evidence is... [14:10] Fay     Ashlan! [14:11] Fay     There's probably a raid boss here. [14:13] Ashlan     Then why isn't my bell reacting? [14:15] Fay     Well, what if they're asleep? [14:17] Ashlan     What? [14:18] Fay     If these breathing sounds belong to a     monster we can't see, it all makes sense. [14:22] Ashlan     So you're saying that in order to defeat     this thing, we have to wake it up? [14:25] Pearl     Exactly, Captain. We have the     alarm clock and the bugle. [14:30] Fay     I'll give it a shot. [14:32] Leshea     Me, too! I'll do an extra fancy number. [14:34] Fay     Everyone, stand back. [14:36] Ashlan     R-Right. [14:38] Fay     Let's go, Leshea! [14:39] Leshea     Sure. SIGN    Something     rains down     from the     heavens and     destroys     the players. SIGN    Rage Arts     of the     Sleeping     Lion SIGN    The players     were destroyed. [14:59] Meep     Now, let your epic adventure begin! [15:03] Fay     What? [15:04] Pearl     What the heck was that?! [15:06] Pearl     I totally saw an onscreen that said     "destroyed" rather than damage taken! [15:11] Fay     Either way, we're getting further.     Let's try again. [15:15] Nel     But what about that boss? [15:17] Fay     I guess I'll have to talk to Ashlan. [15:19] Fay     They've played this game longer, [15:21] Fay     so they might have something     that can stop that attack. [15:27] Ashlan     The magic-deflecting shield. [15:29] Saki     We've determined that the rage arts     the Sleeping Lion used is a type of magic. [15:34] Saki     So the magic-deflecting shield should work. [15:37] Ashlan     We've created enough for everyone. [15:39] Ashlan     I don't know if it's a Sleeping Lion or     what, but let us humans show it who's boss. [15:46] Ashlan     Fay! Get them! [15:47] Fay     All right, here goes. SIGN    Something     rains down     from the     heavens and     destroys     the players. SIGN    Rage Arts     of the     Sleeping     Lion SIGN    The players     were destroyed. [15:59] Meep     Now, let your epic adventure begin! [16:03] Pearl     I'm so tired of hearing that! SIGN    One more time SIGN    One more time [16:07] Meep     Oh, dear... SIGN    One more time [16:10] Fay     We're back. [16:11] Ashlan     This difficulty is completely broken! [16:13] Ashlan     How's it bypassing the magic deflection?! [16:16] Fay     Say, Nel. [16:17] Fay     Can you possibly use the kick you used     on the Golden Puffy Puff to deflect it? [16:21] Fay     If we trust the explanation of it     "rains down from the heavens," [16:24] Fay     the attack should be     coming from the ceiling. [16:29] Fay     Here we go. [16:30] Nel     R-Right. Come at me! SIGN    Something     rains down     from the     heavens and     destroys     the players. SIGN    Rage Arts     of the     Sleeping     Lion SIGN    All the players     besides Nel     were destroyed. [16:45] Meep     Now, let your epic adventure begin! [16:49] Nel     I'm so sorry! [16:51] Nel     But I know one thing's for certain. That     attack is thousands of rocks raining down. [16:57] Nel     I was only able to kick back about 1% of it. [17:05] Pearl     It feels like we're running out of ideas... SIGN    Something     rains down     from the     heavens and     destroys     the players. SIGN    Rage Arts     of the     Sleeping     Lion SIGN    destroys     the players [17:11] Fay     That "destroys the players"     onscreen is emphasized. [17:15] Pearl     Huh? [17:16] Fay     That attack shouldn't have any     effect on anyone or anything else. [17:20] Fay     Nel kicked back, but the     Sleeping Lion was fine. SIGN    All the players     besides Nel     were destroyed. [17:24] Nel     Exactly! [17:26] Nel     I was able to kick back the     Golden Puffy Puff and defeat it, [17:29] Nel     but I can't seem to defeat the Sleeping Lion. [17:31] Fay     Meaning, we should just take cover     from the falling rocks. For example... SIGN    "Ordinary Umbrella" SIGN    Try using one when     it rains or snows SIGN    Try using one when     it rains or snows [17:42] Pearl     Oh, this is it! SIGN    Something     rains down     from the     heavens and     destroys     the players. SIGN    Rage Arts     of the     Sleeping     Lion SIGN    The players     were not     destroyed. [17:57] Ashlan     Heck yeah! We made it     through! We got through it! [18:01] Girl     Yay! [18:01] Fay     Not yet! [18:02] Fay     We're not even close to being done yet! [18:08] Guy 2     It's huge! [18:09] Ashlan     Step back, you guys! If any of you     bite it, we have to respawn again! [18:18] Leshea     One damage? [18:19] Leshea     Oh, no! I forgot I'm really weak right now! [18:24] Ashlan     Go, you guys! [18:32] Ashlan     Hey! Why did all our attacks     deal only one point of damage?! [18:35] Saki     Its remaining life has been revealed. [18:37] Saki     2,497,301! SIGN    Sleeping Lion [18:40] Saki     At this rate, we won't even     defeat it in ten years. [18:43] Ashlan     What's going on with this difficulty? SIGN    The Sleeping Lion's "Earth Shatter" destroys everything on land. [18:49] Fay     Crap! [18:49] Fay     Jump, everyone! [18:55] Ashlan     Damn it! It's still got cheat attacks. [18:58] Saki     N-No, it's working. SIGN    Sleeping Lion [19:01] Saki     Its remaining life is 1,785,789! [19:05] Ashlan     So that's it. [19:07] Ashlan     It also received damage because      that attack hit everything on the ground. [19:12] Fay     It's a war of attrition. [19:13] Fay     We're going to make that thing attack. [19:15] Ashlan     Attack, you guys. Once it     counterattacks, we all need to jump! [19:25] Fay     Here it comes! Jump! [19:29] Saki     Its remaining life is now 1,490,311. SIGN    Sleeping Lion [19:33] Saki     If we can make it repeat     that seven more times... [19:35] Ashlan     Give it your all! Just think of     it as jumping rope with ten people! SIGN    Sleeping Lion [20:01] Saki     Its remaining life is now 598! [20:04] Saki     If we can dodge it one more time,     it'll run out of hit points. [20:09] Ashlan     This is the last! [20:11] Ashlan     Saki?! [20:12] Nel     Move! [20:15] Nel     We just need to make sure     it doesn't come down, right? [20:22] Nel     Go back to sleep! [20:39] Ashlan     Heck yeah! SIGN    Bell of Revival [20:44] Pearl     Nel! [20:47] Nel     Wh-Whoa, Pearl?! [20:49] Pearl     I can't believe you kicked     back that final attack! [20:52] Pearl     No one would think of anything like that! [20:56] Nel     I was so desperate I barely     remember what happened. [20:59] Pearl     Even if you don't remember, the     victory item should be here. [21:03] Pearl     You should be the one to get it, Nel! [21:07] Nel     The bell of revival... [21:10] Nel     Considering the name, can it     bring back one of the players? [21:13] Fay     Don't ring it! It's a trap! [21:15] Nel and Pearl     Huh? [21:21] Pearl     Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Why?! [21:23] Fay     It revived because of the bell! [21:26] Saki     The boss has been fully revived. [21:28] Saki     Its life is 2,500,000! [21:30] Pearl     This dungeon really sucks! [21:33] Nel     I'm so sorry! [21:35] Uroboros     Found you, little humans. [21:38] Uroboros     I have arrived! [21:42] Uroboros     I win this round of hide and seek! [21:44] Uroboros     I let my guard down the other day and lost,     but the Bookmaker made that loss go away [21:49] Uroboros     so now I am undefeated! [21:52] Pearl     Uh... who are you? [21:55] Uroboros     Oh? Don't tell me you've     forgotten the undefeated god. [21:59] Fay     That voice... Uroboros? [22:02] Uroboros     I said let's play again, but you     never came! I was so bored! [22:09] Fay     Crap! [22:10] Pearl     We're out of umbrellas. [22:12] Uroboros     Shut up. SIGN    Sleeping Lion SIGN    Received 87,991,000,300,000,199 damage [22:22] Uroboros     Honestly. I'm talking here, pup.