1 - Gods' Games We Play

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[00:10] Team Member A
    A girl?!
[00:11] Team Member B
    Impossible! She's inside
    a glacier from the Ice Age!
[00:21] Team Member A
    Contact the Arcane Court immediately!
[00:23] Team Member C
    Yes, sir!
[00:24] Leshea
    Well, this isn't good.
[00:27] Leshea
    Has it been a thousand years?
    Two thousand?
[00:32] Team Member A
    Could it be?
[00:34] Leshea
    I guess I might've overslept.
[00:39] Team Member A
    Who are you?
[00:42] Leshea
    Me?
[00:43] Leshea
    I'm a former god.
[00:45] Leshea
    But that hardly matters.
[00:49] Leshea
    Bring me this era's very best player.
SIGN    Gods' Games We Play
[01:00] Reporter
    This game is already on fire!
[01:03] Reporter
    The gods' games!
[01:05] Reporter
    What god will humanity
    be challenging today?
[01:08] Reporter
    There're actually three!
[01:10] Reporter
    There's never been a
    challenge like this before!
[01:12] Reporter
    People from all over
    the world are watching the
[01:16] Reporter
    stream to see this
    historical moment take place!
SIGN    Ruin, the Sacrament City
[01:26] High School Girl A
    Hey, are you watching today's stream?
[01:28] High School Girl B
    Yeah, totally! Why don't
    we watch it together?
[01:30] High School Girl A
    Sure!
[01:40] Fay
    I guess it's been six months now.
[01:44] Reporter/DJ
    A Salamander! It's letting lose
    one ring of fire after another!
[01:44] Fay
    The gods' games?
[01:46] Fay
    They're doing three at once?
[01:49] Reporter/DJ
    And the apostles are dodging each one!
[01:52] Reporter/DJ
    They're showing some excellent moves as they draw nearer to the Salamander!
[01:58] Reporter/DJ
    Uh oh! Looks like Team C
    activated a trap!
[02:03] Random Female Apostle
    No!
[02:07] Reporter/DJ
    Looks like the Salamander
    figured out their moves!
[02:11] Reporter/DJ
    And defeat!
SIGN     Defeat
    VS Elemental Salamander
    "Blazing Inferno Relay"
    16 Apostles All Defeated
SIGN     VS Demon Nacht
    "Reverse Tag"
SIGN    VS Demon Nacht
    "Reverse Tag"
    40 Apostles All Defeated
SIGN     Defeat
    VS Demon Nacht
    "Reverse Tag"
    40 Apostles All Defeated
SIGN     VS The Endless God Uroboros
    "?????"
SIGN    VS The Endless God Uroboros
    "?????"
    69 Apostles All Forfeited
SIGN    Defeat
    VS The Endless God Uroboros
    "?????"
    69 Apostles All Forfeited
[02:38] Fay
    I guess I should get going.
    After all, I'm also a challenger.
[02:42] Random Spectator
    Isn't that Fay?
[02:44] Crowd 2
    He's back?
[02:46] Rando 3
    Fay's here? Where?
[02:48] Rando 4
    Huh? Fay? The Fay?
[02:51] Sign
    Ruin Branch Office of the Arcane Court
[03:00] Rookie Apostle A
    Hey, look.
[03:02] Rookie Apostle B
    I-Is that Fay?
[03:03] Rookie Apostle C
    I've never seen him before.
[03:08] Miranda
    Welcome back, Fay. I believe
    it's been about six months.
[03:11] Miranda
    Did you lose some weight?
[03:13] Fay
    Yeah, a bit. More importantly,
    what's going on, Chief Secretary?!
[03:18] Miranda
    So apparently this girl you spent six months looking for turned out to be the wrong person?
[03:24] Fay
    Yes.
[03:25] Fay
    Didn't you say that you found
    someone who looked just like her?
[03:29] Fay
    The girl I was looking for had bright red hair.
[03:33] Miranda
    The lady who taught you how to play games when you were younger, right?
[03:36] Miranda
    All I said was that I heard
    rumors of someone like that.
[03:40] Miranda
    But anyway...
[03:41] Miranda
    I need to speak with you.
[03:44] Miranda
    Come up to the 17th floor.
[03:45] Fay
    About what?
[03:47] Miranda
    What else?
[03:49] Miranda
    We're going to talk about the game
    between humanity and the gods.
[03:55] Miranda
    There's a girl I'd like you to meet.
[03:58] Miranda
    She apparently said, "Bring me
    this era's very best player."
[04:02] Miranda
    And that's basically you, Fay.
[04:05] Fay
    Who is this girl?
[04:07] Miranda
    A god.
[04:09] Miranda
    A year ago, a god in the form of a girl was dug out of some permafrost.
[04:16] Fay
    Wasn't she taken into our Arcane
    Court because we were close by?
[04:23] Miranda
    She's definitely a strange one.
[04:25] Miranda
    She hid on the sea floor while
    playing tag with some humans.
[04:30] Miranda
    But while she was hiding...
[04:34] Miranda
    she fell asleep and
    headed right into the Ice Age.
[04:37] Miranda
    She accidentally napped for the last
     three thousand years, totally frozen.
[04:40] Fay
    Can you really call that a nap?
[04:43] Miranda
    She's apparently an avatar of
    flame in the form of a dragon
[04:48] Miranda
    and says that she's a former god
     whose powers have declined.
[04:52] Miranda
    She's still pretty menacing though.
[04:54] Fay
    What do you mean?
[04:55] Miranda
    We definitely shouldn't make her angry.
[04:57] Miranda
    Within an hour, this city would disappear off
    the world map and be reduced to ashes.
[05:01] Fay
    So why are you holding onto
    such a dangerous god?
[05:06] Miranda
    Well, we didn't think she was
    that dangerous at first.
[05:12] Miranda
    Let's get down to business.
[05:13] Miranda
    You'll be watching over this god, Fay.
[05:17] Fay
    Sorry, what?
[05:19] Fay
    You want me to watch over a god?!
[05:25] Miranda
    Superior spiritual beings known
    as gods have descended to Earth...
[05:29] Miranda
    and we humans still don't know why.
[05:33] Miranda
    I'd like to know why she's still here.
[05:35] Miranda
    But if we get too nosey
    and make her mad...
[05:38] Fay
    We'd all be in big trouble.
[05:41] Miranda
    That's why you're perfect for this job.
[05:44] Miranda
    Actually, you're the only
    one who can do this.
[05:47] Fay
    Because I won't die?
[05:49] Miranda
    Correct. The power of the gods is just too
    great and can destroy humans easily.
[05:53] Miranda
    That's why we need to ask you to do this
    since you possess the Arise to not die.
[06:00] Miranda
    She chose you herself.
[06:03] Miranda
    Well, you're going to have to
    put on a little show, but...
[06:07] Miranda
    Don't worry. You won't be going it alone.
[06:15] Fay
    Huh...
[06:16] Fay
    I guess this god must truly love games.
[06:27] Fay
    Four and six.
[06:32] Miranda
    Wait, was that a coincidence?
[06:33] Fay
    It's easy.
[06:35] Fay
    Make sure the opposite side
    of the desired numbers are facing up.
[06:39] Fay
    Then throw them with enough
    force to make them do a half turn.
[06:43] Leshea
    Oh, Miranda.
[06:56] Leshea
    Hey, Miranda. Is that human...
[07:00] Miranda
    This is this era's very best
    player that you've been asking for.
[07:04] Miranda
    Ever since he debuted last year,
    he's won three gods' games in a row.
[07:08] Miranda
    He's an apostle that's the top of the line.
[07:10] Miranda
    This is Fay. He's been assigned here
    as a supervisor starting today.
[07:14] Miranda
    This is Lady Leoleshea. Say hello.
[07:18] Miranda
    Hmm?
[07:19] Fay
    She just happens to look like her, right?
[07:22] Miranda
    Earth to Fay.
[07:25] Leshea
    Is something the matter, human?
[07:29] Miranda
    Anyway, I gotta get back to work,
[07:31] Miranda
    so you two can introduce yourselves
    and get to know each other better.
[07:34] Miranda
    Fay, don't mess up this supervisor role.
[07:42] Fay
    Uh, um...
[07:45] Fay
    Lady Leoleshea?
[07:50] Leshea
    Well, let's get started.
[07:52] Leshea
    You and I are going to play a game.
[07:55] Fay
    Before that, why don't we introduce ourselves?
[07:58] Fay
    Since I'll be a supervisor, I was hoping
    we could get to know each other...
[08:02] Leshea
    We're going to be introducing
    ourselves through this game.
[08:08] Fay
    This isn't a gods' game...
[08:11] Fay
    is it?
[08:13] Fay
    We're not in an Elements either.
[08:15] Leshea
    Hmm? What is it?
[08:17] Fay
    Err, nothing...
[08:20] Fay
    Name, age, hometown, hobbies, dreams...
[08:26] Leshea
    I made these when I got bored.
[08:28] Leshea
    I call it Self-Intro Memory.
[08:32] Fay
    That name's pretty straightforward.
[08:34] Leshea
    The rules are the same as a regular game of Memory.
[08:37] Leshea
    But you won't be pairing with numbers.
[08:40] Leshea
    You'll be pairing with the
    subject and theme of the self-intro.
[08:45] Leshea
    For example, if I happen to match "hometown,"
    you'll answer with your hometown.
SIGN    Hometown
[08:51] Leshea
    If I don't get a match, you don't need to answer.
[08:53] Fay
    Understood.
[08:56] Leshea
    Just answer truthfully to
    whatever the matched pair says.
[09:01] Fay
    Of course.
[09:03] Fay
    Oh, one sec.
[09:04] Fay
    Could you reshuffle those cards?
[09:08] Fay
    When you lined them up on the table,
    you had them all facing up, didn't you?
[09:11] Fay
    To explain the rules to me.
[09:13] Leshea
    You memorized the locations
    of all the cards that quickly
[09:17] Leshea
    and then saw how they all shuffled?
[09:20] Fay
    It's a habit of mine.
[09:21] Fay
    A certain person almost trained me
    to death on how to play games.
[09:25] Leshea
    Nice. I like you.
[09:29] Leshea
    Especially the fact that you didn't want
    to use a cheat where you memorized
[09:32] Leshea
    all the cards and want to play
    against a god fair and square.
[09:36] Leshea
    In that case, maybe we shouldn't play
    this game on such a small table.
[09:43] Leshea
    Float and begin turning.
[09:52] Fay
    Are they all moving at
    different orbits and speeds?
[09:55] Leshea
    Ah, so you've already noticed.
[09:58] Leshea
    Each card has a different orbit, so I don't
    know how they're going to turn either.
[10:03] Leshea
    This seems more fun, doesn't it?
[10:06] Fay
    So we're playing a game of 3D Memory...
[10:10] Fay
    Once we reveal a card, I won't forget its location...
[10:14] Fay
    and neither will she.
[10:16] Fay
    So she basically added on a rule that'll
    continuously keep changing the cards' locations.
[10:21] Leshea
    Oh, one last thing.
[10:24] Leshea
    I want to add a unique rule.
[10:26] Fay
    What kind of rule?
[10:28] Leshea
    The "Absolutely One Turn Only" rule.
[10:31] Leshea
    In a regular game of Memory, you get a
    matching pair, you get another turn, right?
[10:37] Leshea
    That's not going to happen in this game.
[10:39] Fay
    I see.
[10:40] Fay
    Out of all games, that added rule
    is going to be a pain.
[10:46] Fay
    Which means this is no longer
    just a game of memorization.
[10:53] Leshea
    Okay, let the game start!
[10:55] Fay
    I'm ready when you are.
[10:57] Sign
    Gods' Games We Play
[11:04] Miranda
    Looks like it's begun.
[11:10] Leshea
    Okay, let's begin.
[11:12] Leshea
    You can have the first turn.
[11:15] Fay
    If you insist. I'll take those two.
[11:22] Fay
    Huh... Hometown and blood type.
[11:23] Sign
    Blood type Hometown
[11:26] Fay
    Do gods even have blood?
[11:29] Leshea
    It's even hotter than lava.
[11:31] Leshea
    If there were even a single drop,
    this whole building would melt.
[11:35] Fay
    That's quite the calamity...
[11:38] Leshea
    If you want to know more, make sure
    you match the "blood type" cards.
[11:42] Leshea
    Okay, now it's my turn.
[11:49] Fay
    That posture's a bit...
[11:50] Leshea
    What's the matter?
[11:52] Fay
    Do gods not understand the
    concept of undergarments?
[11:56] Leshea
    Yeah... I honestly don't get
    the point of underwear.
[12:01] Leshea
    Clearly, clothes already exist to cover your
    skin, so why wear anything underneath?
[12:06] Fay
    It's making it hard for me to concentrate.
[12:09] Leshea
    Well, it wouldn't be very fair
    if you can't concentrate.
[12:13] Leshea
    Okay, I've decided. I'll take
    that one and that one.
[12:20] Leshea
    Aw, too bad.
[12:20] Sign
    Hometown Name
[12:21] Leshea
    I got hometown and name so no match.
[12:25] Leshea
    Now we've seen both hometown cards,
    but do you know where they are now?
[12:31] Fay
    The card that was revealed just now
    is currently right behind me.
[12:34] Fay
    It's the second one from
     the back in that group of four.
[12:36] Fay
    And the one I revealed earlier
[12:38] Fay
    is third from the right out of the six
    cards turning by the window right now.
[12:45] Sign
    Hometown Hometown
[12:45] Fay
    Now, I've matched the hometown cards.
[12:47] Leshea
    Ooh!
[12:49] Leshea
    Okay, I guess I'll answer now.
[12:50] Leshea
    I think most gods share the same answer...
[12:53] Leshea
    but I'm from Elements.
[12:54] Sign
    Elements
    The Playground of the Gods
[12:56] Leshea
    It's the space you humans call
    the superior spiritual realm.
[13:00] Leshea
    It's where the gods live,
[13:01] Leshea
    so did you know that humans
    need a special door to enter there?
[13:06] Fay
    Yes. I was using it up until six months ago.
[13:10] Miranda
    The gods are starved for games.
[13:13] Miranda
    Because the gods were so bored,
    they gave humans Arises so that
[13:14] Sign
    The Seven Covenants of the Gods' Games
[13:17] Miranda
    the humans could challenge them to games.
[13:20] Miranda
    Humans who receive an Arise from the gods will become an apostle.
[13:21] Sign
    Rule 1
    Humans who receive an Arise from the gods will become an apostle
[13:24] Miranda
    Humans who become apostles
    will be able to challenge the gods
[13:25] Sign
     Arise
[13:28] Sign
     Rule 2
    Humans who receive Arises will gain
    superhuman or magical powers and be able
    to challenge the gods to a battle of wits
[13:29] Miranda
    to a battle of wits with either
    superhuman or magical powers.
[13:35] Miranda
    All gods' games will take place within Elements.
[13:36] Sign
     Rule 3
     All gods' games will take place within Elements
[13:40] Sign
    Rule 4
    Arises can only be used within Elements
[13:40] Miranda
    As a reward for winning a game,
[13:42] Miranda
    the apostle will be able to use part
    of their Arise in the real world.
[13:44] Sign
     Rule 5
    If an apostle wins in a gods' game, they will
    be able to use part of their Arise in the real world.
    The more they win, the more powers
    they'll be able to use in the real world
[13:47] Miranda
    Those powers are absolutely
    necessary to pioneer unexplored lands.
[13:51] Miranda
    Because 93% of the World Continent
    is hostile and unexplored.
[14:01] Sign
     Rule 6
    Apostles will lose their right to play after a total of 3 losses
[14:01] Miranda
    In the gods' games, an apostle
[14:03] Miranda
    will lose their right to play in the games
    after a total of three losses...
[14:05] Sign
    Rule 7
    After winning against the gods 10 times, they will get a "Clear"
[14:06] Miranda
    and will receive a "Clear" after ten victories.
[14:09] Miranda
    Humanity has been tasked to complete
    the game, in other words, a "Clear."
[14:13] Miranda
    Apostles are then given a "Celebration,"
[14:16] Sign
    Clear
    By receiving 10 wins against the gods,
    the apostle will receive a "Celebration"
[14:16] Miranda
    but we're still uncertain of what exactly that entails.
[14:21] Miranda
    No human has pulled off this feat yet,
[14:25] Miranda
    but maybe Fay can.
[14:27] Fay
    I'm actually slightly surprised that
    you're not hesitating to answer at all.
[14:32] Leshea
    Of course I'm not.
[14:34] Leshea
    That's just one of the rules of this game.
[14:36] Leshea
    Rules aren't meant to be mere restraints.
[14:38] Fay
    So they're meant to be enjoyed?
[14:40] Leshea
    Correct! You're exactly right.
[14:43] Leshea
    On that note, I guess I'm up next.
[14:46] Leshea
    That one and that one.
[14:51] Leshea
    Hey, I matched the name cards.
[14:52] Sign
     Name
[14:54] Leshea
    So, what's your name?
[14:55] Fay
    Oh, right. I hadn't actually
    introduced myself yet.
[14:58] Fay
    My name is Fay Theo Philus.
[15:00] Fay
    As you saw, Chief Secretary Miranda
    dragged me here.
[15:04] Leshea
    What's your nickname?
[15:05] Fay
    No one's ever called me
    anything other than "Fay."
[15:08] Fay
    I see. I guess nicknames
    count for the name card, too.
[15:13] Fay
    I guess that's something fitting
    to add on in a game of self-intros.
[15:16] Fay
    What questions can you think
    up from the cards you match?
[15:20] Fay
    If you're witty enough, you can stretch out the
    range of questions as much as you want.
[15:24] Fay
    But...
[15:25] Fay
    This isn't a game where you just pick cards.
[15:29] Fay
    Even if I know where the cards are,
[15:32] Fay
    not taking some cards will lead to "my" victory.
[15:34] Fay
    This is an informational game where you
    have to make a selection with each turn.
[15:42] Fay
    I'm starting to gather enough information...
[15:45] Fay
    I'm pretty sure I know where
    the cards that I need are.
[15:48] Fay
    All that's left is what she's after.
[15:50] Leshea
    Next, it's my turn.
[15:56] Fay
    Oh...
[15:58] Fay
    There's nothing written on those cards.
[16:00] Fay
    Which means whoever gets those cards
    can ask whatever question they'd like.
[16:05] Fay
    In a regular deck of cards,
    those would be the jokers.
[16:07] Fay
    Those were one of the
    pairs I was trying to get.
[16:11] Leshea
    I totally wanted these cards.
[16:13] Leshea
    Human, you remember our first promise, right?
[16:16] Fay
    Well, yes...
[16:18] Leshea
    In that case, my question to you is...
[16:23] Leshea
    Human, what is the real reason
    you tried to get closer to me?
[16:29] Leshea
    Answer me, human. I will not allow
    any falsities to my question.
[16:37] Fay
    "Former god" my ass.
[16:39] Fay
    She is very much a god!
[16:48] Fay
    If you have someone to play with,
    any game is enjoyable!
[16:53] Fay
    So we both had the same motive.
[16:56] Fay
    While we casually played the game, we
    were both actually aiming for the wild cards.
[17:02] Fay
    But of course you were.
[17:04] Fay
    Since that's what I was after, of course,
    a god would be after them, too.
[17:09] Fay
    I knew a god like you would see through
    Chief Secretary Miranda's motive.
[17:14] Fay
    But that's fine with me since
    I got to play a fun game.
[17:18] Fay
    I'll answer you.
[17:19] Fay
    Honestly speaking, my goal is to
    keep an eye on you, Lady Leoleshea.
[17:26] Miranda
    Wait!
[17:26] Miranda
    You're going to reduce our
    city to ashes if you tell her that!
[17:30] Fay
    Miranda wanted to find out who you truly
    are and what your motive was.
[17:36] Leshea
    Well... I asked because
    I figured as much, but...
[17:42] Leshea
    You answered me honestly and earnestly,
    played this game with me...
[17:45] Leshea
    You are a good human.
[17:47] Fay
    I'm not sure how to react to that...
[17:50] Leshea
    I told you from the beginning,
    didn't I? That I liked you.
[17:54] Leshea
    If I didn't, I wouldn't have bothered
    asking that question.
[17:56] Leshea
    I wouldn't pose it to
    a human I didn't trust.
[18:02] Leshea
    I'm going to call you "Fay!"
[18:04] Leshea
    You can call me "Leshea."
[18:06] Leshea
    No need to be formal with me.
[18:08] Leshea
    These games will be no fun
    if there's a distance between us.
[18:10] Fay
    We sure didn't waste any time...
[18:12] Fay
    Are you sure it's okay
    to be so friendly with me?
[18:15] Leshea
    Yup! You lived up to this game's potential!
[18:19] Leshea
    The cards you had gathered are
    dreams, hometown, and hobbies.
[18:20] Sign
     Dreams
[18:22] Sign
     Hometown
[18:23] Leshea
    You weren't trying to "win" against
    me in the first place, were you?
[18:25] Sign
    Hobbies
[18:27] Fay
    Precisely.
[18:29] Fay
    The true nature of this game is even if
    you know where a card is, don't take it.
[18:34] Fay
    Because this is not the same game
[18:35] Fay
    as the original where the
    goal is to get more pairs.
[18:39] Fay
    For example, I shouldn't take this name card.
[18:43] Fay
    Because I already knew that your
    name is Lady Leoleshea.
[18:47] Fay
    Since we don't get another
    turn after getting a pair,
[18:50] Fay
    I would've just wasted my whole turn.
[18:52] Fay
    Because of the additional rule,
[18:54] Fay
    you're always weighing the cards you
    memorized against the information you want.
[18:59] Fay
    It's a game of information.
[19:02] Fay
    Seriously... talk about a fun modification.
[19:06] Leshea
    Oh, hey. I have a question for
    you, so answer me.
[19:10] Leshea
    This goes for the dreams cards, too, but you
    wanted to know what my motive was, right?
[19:14] Leshea
    What were you planning to ask me
    if you had gotten the blank cards?
[19:18] Fay
    Would you have been so kind to answer me?
[19:20] Fay
    Oh, right. I guess we don't need to be formal.
[19:23] Fay
    So you're willing to answer my question?
[19:26] Leshea
    That depends on the question.
[19:28] Fay
    Why do you stay here instead of
     returning to Elements?
[19:32] Fay
    Also, why did you choose me?
[19:35] Fay
    There are plenty of apostles
    ranked higher than me.
[19:38] Leshea
    Because...
[19:41] Leshea
    You're the only rookie to
    get three wins in a row, right?
[19:45] Leshea
    Even in the last century, I heard that only
    a few rookies would compare to that.
[19:50] Leshea
    And, I want to Clear the
    gods' games with you.
[19:54] Fay
    The gods' games?
[19:57] Leshea
    I came down to this realm because
    I wanted to play with the humans...
[20:00] Leshea
    But apparently it's a one way trip from
    Elements to this physical world.
[20:05] Leshea
    So I can't go back to being a god!
[20:08] Leshea
    Whoopsie!
[20:09] Fay
    Is "whoopsie" the right word to use here?!
[20:10] Leshea
    It's fine. I just need to play the gods' games.
[20:14] Fay
    Meaning...?
[20:16] Leshea
    I'm going to get ten victories in the gods' games.
[20:19] Leshea
    Then I can go back to being a god.
[20:22] Fay
    Wait... You actually know
    what the Celebration is?
[20:24] Fay
    The reward you get for
    winning the gods' games?
[20:26] Leshea
    Of course. It's pretty much what you humans
    have been theorizing for a while:
[20:30] Leshea
    "The gods will grant you a single wish."
[20:33] Leshea
    You guys basically weren't off the mark.
[20:36] Fay
    So it is true. But what do
    you mean by "basically"?
[20:40] Fay
    So that's not completely true?
[20:42] Leshea
    It's not just one wish.
[20:44] Leshea
    You can have hundreds, thousands...
    However many you want.
[20:47] Fay
    Just how generous are they?!
[20:49] Leshea
    But not a single human's achieved this before.
[20:51] Fay
    That's true...
[20:53] Leshea
    Which means...
[20:55] Leshea
    That's settled!
[20:56] Fay
    Sorry, what?
[20:57] Leshea
    Off we go!
[20:59] Fay
    Hey, wait! Leshea?!
[21:07] Fay
    What are you planning to do?
[21:08] Fay
    Huh?
[21:11] Fay
    A Divine Gate?
[21:13] Fay
    Wait, this is...
[21:15] Sign
     Ruin Branch Office of the Arcane Court Dive Center
[21:15] Fay
    The Dive Center?
[21:19] Leshea
    I can't wait any longer!
[21:22] Leshea
    I've been waiting to find a
    human like you forever!
[21:34] Leshea
    Our gods' game is about to begin!
[21:42] Sign
     The Superior Spiritual Realm "???"
[21:59] Meep
    Okay, time for Hide-and-God-Seek!
    Let the games begin!
[22:02] All
    Now, hang on a second!