8 - Humans are Strange
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[00:02] Kiri
Well?
[00:03] Hiwa
Pardon?
[00:04] Kiri
I switched to wearing glasses.
[00:07] Hiwa
Oh...
[00:08] Hiwa
They look nice.
[00:10] Kiri
You think so?
[00:11] Kiri
They say that glasses make
men look 30% more handsome.
[00:12] Hiwa
So how much progress have you made?
[00:15] Kiri
But some girls don't want men
to cover up their faces.
[00:20] Hiwa
Kirishima-senpai.
[00:21] Hiwa
Can you review the new
school club budget?
[00:25] Kiri
Yep, looks okay.
[00:27] Kiri
I trust you know what you're doing.
[00:29] Hiwa
Right.
[00:31] Hiwa
That takes care of the club budget.
[00:32] Hiwa
Next, we need to budget for
student council expenses.
[00:34] Kiri
It seems Hiwako's
changed quite a bit...
[00:40] (Flashback) Hiwa
Don't you have work to do?
[00:43] Kiri
I liked it when she
was snappy and cool,
[00:47] Kiri
but she's even better now
that she's softened a bit.
[00:50] Kiri
Oh, you're also cute, Mizuho.
[00:53] Mizu
Thank you very much.
[00:55] Kiri
So what happened to my proposal?
[00:58] Hiwa
What?
[00:59] Kiri
For our uniforms.
[01:00] Kiri
Come on, now.
[01:03] Hiwa
As I've said many times,
we won't be changing our uniforms.
[01:07] Kiri
What?!
[01:08] Kiri
Hold on, people!
[01:11] Kiri
Are you okay with spending high
school in these dated uniforms?!
[01:17] Kiri
Girls belong in uniforms that are cuter!
[01:21] Fuji
Maybe if we wait a year...
[01:22] Kiri
I'll be gone then.
[01:25] A
Personally, I'm a fan
of sailor uniforms.
[01:29] Kiri
I became student council
president for nothing, then!
[01:32] All
Why did he choose this school?
[01:35] Hiwa
I need to get going.
[01:38] Kiri
You're leaving?
[01:39] Hiwa
Yes. After all, we're finished.
[01:41] Kiri
Then let's go home together, Hiwako!
[01:44] Hiwa
There's someone waiting for me.
[01:47] Kiri
Hiwako!
[01:54] Kozue
Bye.
[01:55] Hiwa
Goodbye.
[01:59] Hiwa
Sorry to keep you waiting.
[02:01] Yoshi
Don't be. Welcome back.
[02:06] Hiwa
Thank you.
SIGN Silver Fox
SIGN Humans are Strange
[04:14] Hiwa
Thank you very much.
[04:15] Mom
Then we'll continue this tomorrow.
[04:17] Hiwa
E-Excuse me, Mother...
[04:20] Mom
What is it?
[04:21] Hiwa
Well, Father's birthday is soon,
[04:24] Hiwa
so I was wondering when
he would be coming home.
[04:27] Mom
Oh, you're right.
[04:29] Mom
He should be back from his
overseas trip next week.
[04:34] Hiwa
I see.
[04:35] ---
Then I'll excuse myself.
[04:43] Hiwa
Next week...
[04:52] Hiwa
I hope I can find a
good present for him.
[04:55] [Messenger] Caption
You have a new message
[05:02] [Messenger] Caption
Look what I made!
[05:02] [SONG] Caption
Makoto
[05:37] Yoshi
Is something wrong?
[05:39] Hiwa
Huh?
[05:39] Yoshi
Oh. Well, er...
[05:42] Yoshi
You've been having fun lately
with your new friends at school,
[05:47] Yoshi
but you look subdued today.
[05:50] Yoshi
I was wondering if something happened.
[05:54] Hiwa
You always know everything.
[05:56] Hiwa
There's something on my mind right now.
[06:00] Yoshi
If you need someone to talk
to, I'm always available.
[06:03] Hiwa
Huh?
[06:04] Yoshi
Oh, I'm sorry!
[06:06] Yoshi
Forgive me for being rude.
[06:07] Hiwa
You're not.
[06:08] Hiwa
You don't need to apologize.
[06:10] Hiwa
Besides, Yoshizumi-san...
[06:13] Yoshi
Yes?
[06:15] Hiwa
I feel bad about making
you drive me around
[06:18] ---
when you're my
father's assistant.
[06:19] Yoshi
There's no need for you to feel bad!
[06:22] Hiwa
But the school is close enough
for me to commute by bike.
[06:26] Hiwa
Though I've never ridden
a bicycle before...
[06:29] Yoshi
Don't worry about it.
[06:30] Yoshi
Your father has other assistants.
[06:32] Yoshi
This is part of my job.
[06:34] Hiwa
Your job...
[06:35] Yoshi
Er, I mean...
[06:40] Hiwa
I'm sorry.
[06:41] Hiwa
You have your own reasons
for being here.
[06:44] Yoshi
N-No...
[06:46] Hiwa
Say, about your offer earlier...
[06:49] Hiwa
Would you be willing to listen
to what's on my mind?
[06:51] Yoshi
Yes, absolutely.
[06:53] Hiwa
My father's birthday is coming up,
[06:56] Hiwa
but I don't know what to give him.
[06:59] Yoshi
A birthday present for your father?
[07:02] Yoshi
Perhaps...
[07:04] Yoshi
You could go with something
tried and true like a necktie.
[07:08] Yoshi
He wears ties every day.
[07:10] Hiwa
A tie...
[07:12] Hiwa
I'm not sure how to pick one.
[07:14] Hiwa
I don't know my father's tastes.
[07:16] Yoshi
Then I can ask my colleagues
if they know anything.
[07:19] Hiwa
Thank you.
[07:20] ---
It must seem strange that I
don't know my father's tastes.
[07:23] Yoshi
Your father's busy, so you
don't get to see him much.
[07:26] Yoshi
It's perfectly understandable.
[07:30] Hiwa
Thank you for being so supportive.
[07:33] Hiwa
Do you have any stories to
tell me about my father?
[07:36] Hiwa
You can say bad things
about him, if you want.
[07:37] Yoshi
That's not...
[07:44] Hiwa
Say, can I open the window?
[07:46] Yoshi
Go ahead.
[07:47] Yoshi
Let me know if you're going to
study with your friends again.
[07:51] Yoshi
Of course, we'll keep it a secret
from your mother and father.
[07:53] ---
Our secret?
[07:54] Yoshi
Yes.
[08:08] Mako
A birthday present?
[08:09] Hiwa
Yes, my father's birthday is coming up.
[08:12] Yumi
Oh, a present for your dad?
[08:15] Yumi
The last time I gave my dad a
present was in grade school.
[08:18] Mako
I usually ask my dad if
there's anything he wants,
[08:23] Mako
but he always says that
anything will do.
[08:26] Yumi
That doesn't help at all.
[08:28] Mako
No kidding.
[08:29] Mako
Sorry, Funabashi-san.
[08:31] Mako
We're not much help.
[08:32] Hiwa
It's okay.
[08:34] Hiwa
I'm thinking about
giving him a necktie.
[08:37] Mako
A tie?
[08:39] Hiwa
I asked Yoshizumi-san this morning,
[08:42] ---
and he mentioned that my
father wears ties every day.
[08:45] Yumi
Makes sense.
[08:46] Yumi
Your driver is pretty sharp.
[08:49] Hiwa
Yoshizumi-san isn't my driver.
[08:51] Hiwa
He's my father's assistant—
[08:52] Hiwa
I know, let's ask your driver
to take us shopping!
[08:55] Hiwa
As I was saying,
he's not my driver.
[08:57] Yumi
Look at this.
[08:58] Yumi
There's a new shopping mall
that just opened last week.
[09:01] Hiwa
A shopping mall?
[09:03] Mako
Oh, I heard about this place.
[09:05] Mako
It's supposed to be huge.
[09:07] Yumi
It's not nearby, but if we have someone
[09:08] ---
to drive us there and back,
it's not a problem!
[09:11] Hiwa
Don't make it sound so simple.
[09:13] Hiwa
Yoshizumi-san is off tomorrow.
[09:16] Hiwa
We can take the train...
[09:17] Yumi
We'll be loaded down
with everything we buy.
[09:20] ---
Going by car is easier.
[09:21] Yumi
Right? Are you coming, Saeki?
[09:23] Mako
Yep, you bet.
[09:24] Mako
I'm coming along.
[09:26] Yumi
See, Funabashi?
[09:28] Yumi
There's three of us,
so we should go by car.
[09:30] Yumi
We'll help you pick a present,
so ask him if he can drive us.
[09:35] Hiwa
Fine, but we'll go by train if
Yoshizumi-san is busy, okay?
[09:41] Yumi
Okay, but I'm sure
he'll agree to take us.
SIGN Funabashi Akihiko
[09:47] A
Oh, a necktie.
[09:50] A
As a politician, the most important
thing is to present a clean image.
[09:55] A
If you're looking for help,
I believe he has a lot of blue ties.
[09:59] Yoshi
I see...
[10:01] A
Oh, don't you need to go
pick up the daughter?
[10:03] Yoshi
Oh, that's right!
[10:05] Yoshi
What? On Saturday?
[10:08] Hiwa
Yes, we're looking to go
shopping somewhere far away.
[10:11] Yoshi
Oh, are you buying a
present for your father?
[10:15] Hiwa
Yes, I feel really bad
about making you do this.
[10:20] Yoshi
No, it's no problem at all.
[10:22] Yoshi
I'm happy to be able to help.
[10:23] Hiwa
Thank you very much, Yoshizumi-san!
[10:29] Mako
Thanks for picking me up!
SIGN Silver Fox
SIGN Silver Fox
[10:44] Yumi
Check it out!
[10:45] Yumi
That's so cute!
[10:48] Yumi
Well? Does it look good?
[10:49] Mako
I think it does.
[10:51] Yumi
That doesn't look too bad, Funabashi.
[10:54] Yumi
Bikinis are the way to go.
[10:56] Yumi
What do you think about
this one, Saeki?
[10:58] Mako
It's a little flashy for me.
[11:00] Yumi
This is what you need!
[11:09] Hiwa
Which one do I pick?
[11:11] Mako
You have a lot of choices.
[11:14] Yumi
Hey.
[11:16] Yumi
Isn't this one nice?
[11:17] Hiwa
Huh?
[11:18] Hiwa
U-Um, I'm not sure...
[11:22] Yumi
Whoa! 15,000 yen!
[11:24] Yumi
That's expensive.
[11:26] Yumi
I'll put it back.
[11:27] Mako
Oh, Funabashi-san.
[11:29] Mako
How about this one?
[11:30] Mako
It's really cute
[11:31] Mako
And it only costs 2,800 yen!
[11:34] Hiwa
Oh, that's nice.
[11:36] Hiwa
But...
[11:39] Hiwa
Which one do you like, then?
[11:43] Yoshi
Oh, your father's main
assistant, Kida-san,
[11:46] Yoshi
said that your father wears
clean-cut ties for work.
[11:50] ---
Clean-cut?
[11:51] Yoshi
And he wears a lot of blue ties.
[11:56] Hiwa
In that case, how would these look?
[11:59] Hiwa
What do you think?
[12:02] Yoshi
Oh, they look nice.
[12:04] Yumi
Let's check the price.
[12:06] Yumi
8,000 yen?
[12:07] Hiwa
That's within my budget.
[12:09] Yumi
Huh?
[12:10] Hiwa
But which one do I choose?
[12:12] Hiwa
I don't know which one
will look better.
[12:14] Yumi
We have the perfect model here.
[12:16] Yumi
Have him try them on.
[12:17] Yoshi
Wait, you mean me?
[12:20] Hiwa
Um, is that okay?
[12:23] Yoshi
Uh, yes...
[12:25] Hiwa
Excuse me.
[12:29] Yumi
Well, it seems like a safe
choice for a politician.
[12:33] Mako
Yep, what about the other one?
[12:37] Mako
This one also looks nice.
[12:40] Hiwa
It looks nice, but it seems
too casual for work.
[12:43] Yumi
I think both work.
[12:45] Mako
Yep, it comes down to which
one you want to give him.
[12:50] Yoshi
I agree.
[12:52] Hiwa
Huh?
[12:53] Yoshi
Your father buys his own
ties to use for work,
[12:57] Yoshi
so you should decide what you
want to give him as a present.
[13:02] Yoshi
I'm sure that he wants a present
[13:05] ---
that his daughter chose for him.
[13:08] Hiwa
You're right.
[13:10] Hiwa
I understand. I'll go with this one.
[13:14] Hiwa
Thank you for all your help today.
[13:17] Yumi
It's no biggie.
[13:18] Yumi
Let's grab something to drink.
[13:19] Mako
Yep.
[13:20] Hiwa
Yoshizumi-san, do you have enough
time for us to stick around a bit?
[13:24] Yoshi
Absolutely. Take your time.
[13:27] Yoshi
I'll be waiting in the car,
so please call me when you're finished.
[13:31] Hiwa
Why don't you join us?
[13:33] ---
I want to thank you for your help today.
[13:35] Yoshi
Are you sure that's all right?
[13:39] ---
Look at all the fruits!
[13:41] Both
Delicious!
[13:44] Yoshi
There seems to be a lot of women here...
[13:47] Yumi
Hey, there's something
that's been bugging me.
[13:51] Yumi
Why did you choose our
high school, Funabashi?
[13:53] Yumi
I've never heard of anyone coming
to our school in a fancy car.
[13:56] Yumi
You're smart enough to get into a
school for the rich and famous.
[14:00] Hiwa
My mother recommended that
I attend a local high school.
[14:03] Mako
We should be grateful to your mom, then.
[14:06] Mako
She helped us become friends.
[14:09] Hiwa
Yes, you're right.
[14:11] Hiwa
I'm very grateful.
[14:12] Yumi
This is definitely rare.
[14:14] Yumi
It's not easy to find girls
as sorry as you are.
[14:17] Hiwa
What's that supposed to mean?!
[14:20] Mako
Now, now.
[14:22] Yumi
But I have to say that
you've really changed.
[14:25] Hiwa
Huh? What do you mean?
[14:28] Yumi
Remember how you used
to snap at everyone?
[14:32] Yumi
You were really standoffish.
[14:34] Hiwa
Really?
[14:35] Yumi
Totally!
[14:36] Yumi
You seriously didn't realize it?
[14:40] Mako
I have to agree that you didn't
let people approach you.
[14:43] Hiwa
That wasn't my intention.
[14:45] Mako
But you've definitely opened up.
[14:49] Hiwa
Is that so?
[14:50] Yumi
Right? Don't you agree, Driver?
[14:52] Yoshi
Huh?
[14:53] Hiwa
I told you that Yoshizumi-san is my
driver, not my father's assistant—
[14:57] Mako
Huh?
[14:59] Hiwa
I mean, he's my father's
assistant, not my driver!
[15:02] Yumi
Well, either way, don't you agree?
[15:05] Yoshi
Y-Yes...
[15:16] Yoshi
She's running late...
[15:22] Yoshi
I have to admit that I was
quite surprised the other day.
[15:25] Yoshi
She was having so much
fun with her friends.
[15:28] Yoshi
She certainly feels like
a different person now.
[15:31] Yoshi
When I first met her,
she was almost like a doll.
[15:35] (Flashback) D
Allow me to introduce
you to my daughter.
[15:38] (Flashback) Hiwa
My name is Hiwako.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
[15:41] (Flashback) D
Hiwako, this is Yoshizumi-kun.
[15:44] (Flashback) D
He's my youngest assistant
and just joined us this year.
[15:47] (Flashback) D
He'll be taking care of you.
[15:50] (Flashback) Hiwa
Yoshizumi...
[15:51] Yoshi
Uh, that's not very polite...
[15:53] (Flashback) D
I know that you're busy with work,
[15:56] (Flashback) ---
but can you take my daughter
to and from school?
[15:59] (Flashback) D
Also, I'll need you to submit
a report every day.
[16:01] (Flashback) Yoshi
Of course.
[16:02] Yoshi
And now...
[16:05] (Flashback) Hiwa
Yoshizumi-san...
[16:08] Yoshi
She's become a beautiful girl.
[16:11] Yoshi
What am I thinking?!
[16:12] Yoshi
She's in high school!
[16:14] Yoshi
Ten years younger than me!
[16:15] Yoshi
My boss's daughter!
[16:19] A
What is that guy doing?
[16:22] Yoshi
I wonder why she's so late.
[16:24] Yoshi
I'll call her.
[16:30] Yoshi
Yes?
[16:31] Yoshi
Huh?
[16:32] Kiri
Hello, Hiwako's driver.
[16:36] Yoshi
Aren't you the student
council president?
[16:38] Kiri
Kirishima Seishiro.
[16:40] Yoshi
Kirishima-kun?
[16:41] Kiri
So, about Hiwako...
[16:44] Yoshi
Do you have business with Hiwako-sama?
[16:46] Kiri
Oh, she's not here yet?
[16:48] Kiri
Hmm...
[16:49] Yoshi
Pardon?
[16:50] Kiri
You can leave, then.
[16:52] Kiri
I'll take Hiwako home.
[16:54] Yoshi
Huh?
[16:54] Kiri
Don't worry. I'll make sure
she gets home safely.
[16:57] Kiri
Oh, is that Hiwako's phone number?
[16:59] Yoshi
Huh?
[17:00] Kiri
Excellent. Give it to me.
[17:02] Kiri
She always refuses to tell
me her number when I ask.
[17:04] Yoshi
Wait!
[17:04] Kiri
What's the problem?
This won't cost you anything.
[17:06] Yoshi
No! No! No!
[17:12] Yoshi
O-Oh, no...
[17:13] Yoshi
All of my contacts were in here...
[17:15] Yoshi
What's wrong with you?!
[17:16] Yoshi
There's no way that I
could give you her number!
[17:18] Yoshi
What is your relationship
with Hiwako-sama, anyway?!
[17:20] Kiri
Come on, you sound like her father.
[17:22] Yoshi
Of course!
[17:23] ---
I've been asked by her
parents to take care of her!
[17:26] Kiri
You'll protect her
from bad boys, right?
[17:30] Kiri
It's not fair for her to
be monitored all the time.
[17:34] Kiri
She's in high school now.
[17:36] Kiri
She should be allowed to spend
more time with people her age.
[17:39] Kiri
Right? You should talk
to her parents about it.
[17:44] Hiwa
Yoshizumi-san!
[17:46] Kiri
Oh, Hiwako!
[17:47] Hiwa
I'm sorry. One of my friends
isn't feeling well!
[17:50] Yoshi
What's wrong?!
[17:51] Mako
Her stomach suddenly started to hurt.
[17:53] Kozue
Ow...
[17:54] Hiwa
The school nurse isn't around!
Please take us to the hospital!
[17:57] Yoshi
Huh?
[17:58] Kozue
Ow...
[17:59] Mako
Are you okay, Kozue-chan?
[18:01] Kiri
U-Uh, Hiwako...
[18:03] Hiwa
Oh, Kirishima-senpai.
[18:05] Hiwa
Goodbye!
[18:06] Hiwa
Let's go! Please!
[18:07] Yoshi
Y-Yes!
SIGN Shinto Central Hospital
[18:17] Kozue
Sorry about scaring everyone.
[18:19] Kozue
It was just constipation.
[18:20] Mako
I'm glad it wasn't anything serious.
[18:23] Hiwa
Yes, that's a relief.
[18:25] Kozue
Someone from my family will
come pick me up, so I'll be fine.
[18:29] Kozue
Thanks a lot.
[18:32] Hiwa
Saeki-san, I can take you home.
[18:35] Mako
Sounds wonderful.
[18:40] Hiwa
Sorry about dragging
you around like this.
[18:42] Yoshi
Oh, it's fine.
[18:44] Yoshi
It was an emergency.
[18:46] Yoshi
I'm more worried about my cell phone...
[18:48] Hiwa
Is something wrong?
[18:49] Yoshi
Er, n-no!
[18:51] Yoshi
Oh, it turned on!
[18:53] Yoshi
That's great!
[19:06] Mako
Thank you very much.
[19:08] Mako
Oh, do you wanna come up for a bit?
[19:12] Mako
My dad is probably around.
[19:15] Yoshi
Y-You can drop by if you want.
[19:18] Mako
You're also welcome, Yoshizumi-san.
[19:21] Hiwa
Yes, we should visit while we're here.
[19:23] Yoshi
Er, is it really okay?
[19:25] Yoshi
Okay...
[19:26] Mako
Don't worry. We rarely
see any cars pass by.
[19:34] Mako
I'm home!
[19:36] Mako
Hold on.
[19:37] Mako
Dad!
[19:46] Yoshi
Now that I think about it,
[19:48] ---
this is the first time I've met
someone who lives in a shrine.
[19:51] Hiwa
Yoshizumi-san, do you know
how to pay your respects?
[19:54] Yoshi
No, I don't know the specific details.
[19:57] Hiwa
I learned the procedure just recently.
[20:02] Hiwa
You go like this...
[20:11] Yoshi
Since I'm here, I should pray
for your father's success.
[20:17] Hiwa
You don't have to do that.
[20:19] Hiwa
You should pray for something you want.
[20:21] Yoshi
Th-That's true.
[20:28] Yoshi
I know what to do here.
[20:29] Yoshi
I bow twice before clapping my hands.
[20:31] Hiwa
That's right.
[20:33] Haru
What's your problem, Gintaro?!
[20:35] Gin
Well, I just thought
it seemed appropriate.
[20:38] Yoshi
Something I want...
[20:41] Yoshi
Does Hiwako-sama find her
current lifestyle restrictive?
[20:47] Hiwa
When you clap your hands together,
[20:50] Hiwa
your right hand is supposed
to be a little lower.
[20:54] Hiwa
After you've made your
wish, you move it back.
[20:57] Hiwa
Did you know that?
[20:59] Hiwa
I didn't know until they told me.
[21:02] Yoshi
R-Right...
[21:18] Yoshi
She's my boss's daughter...
[21:22] Yoshi
I pray that
[21:25] Yoshi
I never fall in love with her!
[21:28] Mako
Funabashi-san!
[21:33] Mako
Sorry, my dad isn't around.
[21:36] Hiwa
Really... We should get going, then.
[21:39] Mako
Sorry about this.
[21:41] Mako
I wonder where he went.
[21:43] Mako
Why are you sitting in the corner?
[21:46] Hiwa
Saeki-san, do you have any
charms for driving safely?
[21:49] Mako
Yep.
[21:53] Hiwa
Here.
[21:55] Hiwa
Please take this.
[21:56] Yoshi
Th-Thank you very much.
[21:59] Mako
Huh? Your face is red, Yoshizumi-san.
[22:01] Mako
Are you okay?
[22:03] Yoshi
I might have a cold.
[22:05] Hiwa
What? Are you feeling all right?
[22:07] Yoshi
Yes, I'm fine.
[22:09] Yoshi
We need to get going.
[22:13] Haru
I don't get it.
[22:15] Haru
His wish was weird!
[22:17] Gin
Does it really matter
what he wished for?
[22:20] Gin
Don't worry about it.
[22:22] Haru
Why can't he fall in love?
[22:25] Gin
This is nothing.
[22:28] Gin
There's a whole world
of weird out there.
[22:36] Haru
Humans are strange!
SIGN Preview
SIGN Silver Fox
[24:11] Hiwa
This is Hiwako.
[24:12] Hiwa
Normally, a charm is said to
be effective for one year.
[24:16] Hiwa
Afterwards, you're supposed to
return the charm to the shrine.
[24:19] Mako
Next time: "I'm Sorry."
SIGN I'm Sorry
[24:22] Mako
May fortune be with you.
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