E5 - Lovesickness

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    Saitama Warabi Seinan Private High School
[00:04] Asuka
    I understand what you're trying to say.
[00:07] Asuka
    You want me to let the girls' soccer team
    practice with the boys' soccer team, right?
[00:20] Asuka
    And how exactly...
[00:22] Asuka
    would that benefit our muscles?
[00:26] Nomi
    Ta-da!
[00:30] Nomi
    It's my own design.
[00:32] Nomi
    I threw away the old kits.
[00:34] All
    What?!
[00:37] Asuka
    Also, the boys' team has more members now.
[00:41] Asuka
    I need you to vacate the
    field behind the school.
[00:45] Nozomi
    What?
SIGN    Soshizaki Family Home
[01:01] Mom
    Midori, dinner.
[01:12] Midori
    I've got a plan.
[01:18] Sister
    Mom, Midori's being creepy again.
[01:22] Sawa
    At this time, the Warabis had been
    driven into a difficult situation.
[01:29] Sawa
    The plan that our shot-caller
    Son-chan had come up with was...
[01:44] Sign
    Farewell,
    My Dear Cramer
[01:44] Sign
    Farewell,
    My Dear Cramer
[01:44] Sign
    Farewell,
    My Dear Cramer
[01:44] Sign
    Farewell,
    My Dear Cramer
SIGN    Lovesickness
[03:11] Nomi
    Vacate the field?
[03:13] Nomi
    What's the meaning of this, sir?
[03:15] Principal
    It's an urgent request from Asuka-sensei.
[03:19] Principal
    The boys' soccer team had
    more applicants than expected.
[03:24] Principal
    One field isn't enough for all of them.
[03:27] Nomi
    He can't seriously think we'll
     accept his selfish request!
[03:29] Principal
    O-Of course, we've allocated another field
    for the girls to use. It's a bit far away, though.
[03:32] Nomi
    Does he really think he can
    get away with saying that?
[03:36] Nomi
    The boys' soccer team can use that one!
[03:40] Principal
    H-He said that would prevent the team from
    building good communication and teamwork...
[03:44] Nomi
    Not my problem!
[03:46] Nozomi
    Then let us join the boys' practice.
[03:51] Principal
    About that...
[03:54] (Flashback) Asuka
    No, thank you.
[03:56] (Flashback) Asuka
    Allowing the girls to practice with us
[03:59] (Flashback) Asuka
    would be like giving the boys
    unnecessary fats and sugars.
[04:04] All
    That piece of shit!
[04:07] Sign
    Physical Education Prep Room
[04:07] Sign
    Girls' Soccer Team
SIGN    Warabis Emergency Team Meeting
[04:19] Nozomi
    We currently face two major problems.
[04:25] Nozomi
    The first, of course, is the issue
    of the field and co-ed practice.
[04:31] Tase
    The boys' team used to be strong,
[04:35] Tase
    but they've been lackluster recently,
    with Urawa on the rise.
[04:40] Tase
    But promising new members
    joined the team this year,
[04:42] Tase
    so the school's scrambling
    to reclaim its former glory.
[04:48] Nozomi
    Those guys, huh? Promising, huh?
[04:51] Nozomi
    So that's why they're listening to
    Coach Asuka's unreasonable demands.
[04:58] Nozomi
    But it sounds like they allocated
    an alternate field for us.
[05:01] Nozomi
    Since we can still practice,
    we'll shelve the matter.
[05:04] Nozomi
    More importantly, the problem we must
    resolve as soon as possible... is the other one.
[05:15] Nozomi
    The problem of these hideous kits!
[05:17] Warabi
    It looks like a good luck
    charm crossed with a kit!
[05:20] Warabi
    I don't even know where to look!
[05:21] Warabi
    Even see-through beats that!
[05:22] Warabi
    We're not colorful beetles!
[05:24] Warabi
    What is it, a Kabuki costume?
[05:25] Nozomi
    11
[05:25] Nozomi
    Then there's the back!
[05:26] Nozomi
    11
[05:27] Nozomi
    Why are the numbers in kanji?!
[05:28] Warabi
    It's supposed to be an English sport.
    That's gotta be against the rules.
[05:32] Shiratori
    But don't you think it's kind of stylish?
    Like something rich people would wear.
[05:36] Midori
    Get your eyes checked.
[05:38] Nozomi
    The prefectural prelims start
    at the end of this month.
[05:43] (Flashback) Opponent
    Talk about lame.
[05:44] (Flashback) Opponent
    It's straight out of a New Year's dream.
[05:47] (Flashback) Reporter
    I'm a TV reporter. Do you have a minute?
[05:50] (Flashback) Reporter
    We're doing a special feature
    on funny-looking kits.
[05:53] Nozomi
    We have to do something by then.
[05:55] Okachimachi
    It'll be the dark point in our history!
[05:57] Kikuchi
    We'll be laughingstocks
    for the rest of our lives!
[05:59] Kishi
    I'll have even more secrets
    to keep from my mom!
[06:01] Kakogawa
    Nobody will want to date us!
[06:03] Sign
    Girls' Soccer Team
    Accounts Book
[06:03] Okachimachi
    I wish we could get new ones,
    but we've exhausted our funds.
[06:05] Sign
    Girls' Soccer Team
    Accounts Book
[06:07] Kikuchi
    Our allowances wouldn't cover it.
    I need a part-time job!
[06:10] Tase
    We need to earn money fast.
[06:12] Tase
    Otherwise, we'll be playing as beetles.
[06:16] Kakogawa
    I'm so glad I'm the goalie.
[06:18] Fx
    Phew...
[06:19] Midori
    This sounds like a job for me!
[06:21] All
    Sosshi!
[06:22] Midori
    Money, money, money.
    Y'all are thinking small.
[06:25] Miyasaka
    "Y'all"?
[06:27] Midori
    We're soccer players.
[06:30] Midori
    And soccer players use
    their legs to make money.
[06:38] Warabi
    Soshizaki, that's bad manners.
[06:40] Warabi
    No one will marry you now.
[06:41] Warabi
    We can see your underwear.
[06:44] Asuka
    Hut!
[06:46] Asuka
    Go, go!
[06:47] Asuka
    Don't let him knock you aside!
[06:49] Asuka
    Soccer is a physical sport!
[06:51] Asuka
    A real man's uniform is his muscles!
[06:58] Asuka
    What's this? You're still here, Tase?
[07:02] Boy
    Pass the ball!
[07:04] Boy
    He's behind you!
[07:04] Asuka
    Come here all you want.
    My answer won't change.
[07:05] ---
    I'm open!
[07:06] Tase
    Please! Can't you make an exception?
[07:09] Tase
    Let us practice with the boys.
[07:11] Asuka
    Don't let your ball control get sloppy!
[07:13] Asuka
    Your muscles see everything you do!
[07:15] Asuka
    Push, push!
[07:19] Tase
    We want to do some intense training
     with the boys so we can level up.
[07:24] Tase
    We want to make it to the Kanto Tournament.
[07:29] Asuka
    Will practicing with you
    help the boys level up?
[07:35] Asuka
    My job is to make the boys'
    soccer team stronger.
[07:40] Namek
    That girl...
[07:42] Yamada
    She's back again.
[07:44] Takei
    She doesn't quit.
[07:46] Asuka
    If the girls join their practice,
    the boys will subconsciously hold back.
[07:51] Asuka
    For us, it would hardly
    be "intense" practice.
[07:56] Asuka
    Give it up, Tase.
[08:12] Miyasaka
    What's wrong?
[08:13] Tase
    What do you mean?
[08:14] Miyasaka
    You were persistent. That's not like you.
[08:16] Tase
    Well, excuse me.
[08:18] Miyasaka
    It was a compliment.
[08:20] Miyasaka
    Considering how lazy you
    usually are, you worked hard.
[08:22] Tase
    That's not a compliment.
[08:24] Miyasaka
    Sure it is.
[08:29] Tase
    I... love soccer.
[08:35] Miyasaka
    I know.
[08:39] Tase
    When I see articles about Bale,
    I stare holes into them.
[08:42] Tase
    I cheer when Messi scores a goal.
[08:45] Tase
    My superstars were in books and on TV.
[08:51] Tase
    Naoko Nomi was one of them.
[08:54] Tase
    So when Nomi-san came to our school,
[08:57] Tase
    I was surprised to discover that
    she exists in the real world.
[09:01] Kishi
    I know what you mean.
[09:02] Kishi
    The people you see on TV don't seem real.
[09:05] Kishi
    Like, where do they even live?
[09:08] Miyasaka
    And you're a huge Nomi-san fan, Tase.
[09:11] Miyasaka
    You have clippings of her on your wall.
[09:18] Warabi
    Nomi-san always brings a
    packed lunch. She's so sensible.
[09:22] Warabi
    No fashion sense, though.
[09:23] Warabi
    She put corned beef in her rice balls.
[09:25] Warabi
    I lent her my manga,
    and she cried her eyes out.
[09:28] Warabi
    Apparently, every man she's confessed
    her feelings to has rejected her.
[09:31] Warabi
    Her approach to everything is sloppy.
[09:34] Tase
    When I met Nomi-san in person,
    she was about as tall as my mom.
[09:38] Tase
    She tells jokes, has a short temper,
    and gets depressed sometimes.
[09:42] Tase
    Bolognese of Love
[09:44] Tase
    The superstar I knew only through the media,
[09:47] Tase
    who played brilliantly in
    Germany and the World Cup,
[09:52] Tase
    turned out to be a normal person.
[09:57] Tase
    Nomi-san's here now.
[09:59] Tase
    So are Onda, Soshizaki, and Suo.
[10:02] Tase
    We're about to change with a bang.
[10:07] Tase
    Through hard work and practice,
    maybe even normal people
[10:14] Tase
    can learn to play as well as Kunogi
    Academy and the people they admire.
[10:20] Tase
    Maybe even I can learn to be good at soccer.
[10:26] Tase
    So I felt like I had to act.
[10:30] Tase
    I can't let us lose momentum.
[10:32] Tase
    I feel impatient and anxious.
[10:36] Miyasaka
    Tase, you've always been...
[10:39] Miyasaka
    like a girl in love.
[10:41] Tase
    What?!
[10:43] Miyasaka
    Tase is so pure-hearted.
[10:46] Miyasaka
    But that's what's good about her.
[10:53] Tase
    I have to act.
[10:56] Tase
    I have to run.
[10:59] (Flashback) Teammate
    Sorry, Tase.
[11:06] Tase
    Or nothing will change.
[11:23] (Flashback) Girl
    Give it up.
[11:24] (Flashback) Boy
    Give it up.
[11:26] (Flashback) Asuka
    Give it up.
[11:32] Tase
    I'm not giving up.
[11:34] Tase
    It's tradition for girls' soccer
    players to refuse to give up.
[11:38] Tase
    Don't underestimate this soccer junkie.
[11:42] Miyasaka
    So...
[11:43] Miyasaka
    What's the plan, Captain?
[12:18] Warabi
    Soshizaki and the others
    are already headed there.
[12:21] Kikuchi
    Shiratori, you're sure
    this is the right train?
[12:26] Shiratori
    Leave it to me. I am perfection itself.
[12:30] Shiratori
    I shall be the p-e-r-fect guide!
[12:40] Komurasaki
    Today's stadium is pretty close to Shinjuku.
[12:44] Kakogawa
    Now that I'm relaxed,
    I'm starting to feel sleepy.
[13:10] Midori
    Only four of us made it to
    the meeting point on time.
[13:13] Sawa
    All we need is for Shiratori-chan to bring the
     senior members here, and we'll be all set.
[13:18] Midori
    I'm sure even Shiratori
    wouldn't be late to registration.
[13:23] Sawa
    Yeah.
[13:45] Midori
    ROAR
[13:45] Midori
    What is she doing?!
[13:48] Midori
    I told her so many times not to be late!
[13:50] Midori
    Is she stupid? Is Shiratori an idiot?! Damn it!
[13:53] Midori
    Seriously, that idiot!
[13:53] Nozomi
    Registration is open!
[13:55] Sawa
    Let's just go! Let's get registered!
[13:58] Warabi
    Hurry!
[14:00] Warabi
    Go!
[14:13] Boy
    Nice save, keeper!
[14:15] Boy
    I don't see your legs moving!
[14:17] Boy
    Hey, over here!
[14:18] Nozomi
    Wow, look at 'em go.
[14:20] Nozomi
    We made it in time!
[14:23] Midori
    Today, Soccer Shop Sugiyama
    is hosting a futsal tournament.
[14:27] Nozomi
    Stores don't usually host tournaments.
[14:30] Midori
    That's right. I looked it up online.
[14:33] Midori
    Apparently, it's still in the trial
    stage to see if it's profitable.
[14:38] Midori
    So they haven't promoted it on a large scale.
[14:41] Midori
    Basically, nobody knows about it.
[14:43] Midori
    Nice research, me!
[14:45] Sign
    Boys'
    Division
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    Boys' General
     Division
[14:45] Sign
    Boys' U-23
     Division
[14:45] Sign
    Boys' U-18
     Division
[14:45] Sign
    Girls'
    Division
[14:45] Sawa
    There are a lot of divisions, too.
[14:46] Sign
    Girls' General
     Division
[14:46] Sign
    Girls' U-23
     Division
[14:47] Sign
    Girls' U-18
     Division
[14:49] Sawa
    I always hear about regulations
    that require one girl per team.
[14:53] Sawa
    It's nice to see a tournament
    allowing all-girl teams.
[14:56] Midori
    Most important of all,
[14:57] Sign
    Gift Certificate (10,000 yen)
[14:57] Sign
    Grand Prize
    Gift Certificate
[14:57] Sign
    50,000 yen
[14:57] Sign
    50,000 yen
[14:57] Sign
    2nd Place
[14:57] Sign
    Gift Certificate (30,000 yen)
[14:57] Sign
    3rd Place
[14:57] Midori
    the winning team receives a 50,000 yen
    Soccer Shop Sugiyama gift certificate!
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[15:04] Midori
    I love them! That's so generous!
[15:07] Sign
    50,000 Yen
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    50,000 Yen
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[15:07] Midori
    And by combining the power of us first-years
    and the seniors, we can acquire new kits!
[15:17] Midori
    My plan was perfect.
[15:20] Midori
    I worked so hard to find this, and yet...
[15:22] Fx
    Waaah!
[15:23] Midori
    There are only four of us here!
[15:25] Midori
    We need five to play futsal!
[15:27] Midori
    What are we going to do?
[15:30] Midori
    This is all your fault, gorilla woman!
[15:33] Nozomi
    Who, me?
[15:35] Midori
    It's your fault for making me
    look for something in Tokyo!
[15:37] Midori
    If we'd stayed local,
    this wouldn't have happened!
[15:39] Nozomi
    I can't help that.
[15:41] Nozomi
    You know I can't play in
     any Saitama tournaments.
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    Non-
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    chan's
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    Fun
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    Facts
[15:43] Sawa
    Non-chan once gave a heckler
    a kung fu kick to the face.
[15:47] Sawa
    She's been banned from
    all local futsal tournaments.
[15:50] Sign Right
    "Fujiichi"
    Onda's middle school.
    Refers to Fuji Daiichi
    Middle School.
[15:50] Sign Left
    "Eric Cantona"
     A very hot-headed but
    incredible soccer player.
    Somewhat famous for
    his kung fu kick.
[15:51] Sawa
    It earned her the nickname
     "the Eric Cantona of Fujiichi."
[15:55] Midori
    How are you gonna fix this?!
[15:58] Nozomi
    Don't take your anger out on me!
[15:59] Sawa
    There's no way I can play goalie!
[16:06] Sawa
    Meanwhile, Tase-san and the second-years
    were carrying out a certain plan.
[16:12] Sawa
    They called it "Operation:
    Acquire Intense Training."
SIGN    Operation: Acquire Intense Training
[16:19] Student
    Sensei, you're going to the
    gym first thing in the morning?
[16:23] Asuka
    Muscle!
[16:24] Student
    Again? You must really love it.
[16:28] Tase
    We have to get some dirt on
    him to seize the upper hand.
[16:32] Tase
    That's what you call negotiating.
[16:34] Miyasaka
    Summon all team members.
SIGN    Phase 1: Stalking
[17:01] Fukatsu
    What are those girls doing?
[17:05] Sawa
    Meanwhile, over at the futsal stadium,
[17:08] Sawa
    the first-years were carrying
    out "Operation: Acquire Kits."
[17:14] Tsukuda
    Oh, Oshio-kyun.
SIGN    Toshin High School Soccer Team First-Year
    
    Kohei Oshio
[17:32] Tsukuda
    You are Heihachiro. I am Guðjohnsen.
[17:38] Tsukuda
    The light filtering through the trees
    illuminates us like a disco ball.
[17:44] Ito
    Here we go again.
[17:45] Tsukuda
    I have a special drink I cannot give you.
[17:48] Tsukuda
    I extend my hand, but you're out of reach.
[17:50] Tsukuda
    All I can do is look at you. Just looking...
[17:55] Tsukuda
    Oh, Heihachiro! How I wish
    I could drink up your sweat.
[17:59] Tsukuda
    I'm sure it would taste of our love.
[18:01] Ito
    Gross!
[18:03] Ito
    I was wondering where you
    were taking me after practice.
[18:06] Ito
    I have to listen to you
    creepily fawn over him again?
[18:09] Tsukuda
    Good grief. This is the
    problem with soccer maniacs.
[18:13] Tsukuda
    You don't understand
    elegance. Pitiful creature.
[18:20] Tsukuda
    La, la-la-la, la!
[18:22] Tsukuda
    Poetry is the breath of the heart.
[18:24] Tsukuda
    All women are slaves to love.
[18:28] Tsukuda
    All women are poemers.
[18:33] Sumire
    It's "poets," you filthy swamp creature.
[18:38] Tsukuda
    It's the ugly cow! Ow...
[18:42] Midori
    Huh? It's Tsukuda.
[18:45] Tsukuda
    Sosshi.
[18:53] Tsukuda
    You guys are playing in
    the futsal tournament?
[18:56] Midori
    Well, that was the plan,
    but we ran into a little problem...
[19:05] Tsukuda
    Wh-What is it?
[19:07] Nozomi
    Play futsal with us!
[19:09] Both
    What?!
[19:10] Sawa
    We don't have enough players!
[19:12] Midori
    We're screwed right now!
[19:13] Nozomi
    Please! We're at risk of
    a lifetime of trauma here!
[19:21] Tsukuda
    Fine.
[19:22] All
    Really?!
[19:24] Tsukuda
    However...
[19:25] Tsukuda
    Hey, gloomy!
[19:27] Tsukuda
    If you want us to play...
[19:31] Tsukuda
    Get on the ground and beg.
[19:35] Tsukuda
    I'll give you some time to respond.
[19:40] Tsukuda
    Well, you ugly cow?
[19:42] Tsukuda
    Humiliating, isn't it?
SIGN    Sumire
SIGN    Sumire
SIGN    Sumire
SIGN    Sumire
SIGN    Sumire
SIGN    Sumire
SIGN    Sumire
SIGN    You are Heihachiro. I am Guðjohnsen.
SIGN    Sumire
[19:55] Tsukuda
    Hey! Why did you record that?!
SIGN    The light filtering through the trees illuminates us like a disco—
SIGN    Sumire
SIGN    Sumire
SIGN    Sumire
[20:00] Sumire
    I happened to pick it up while
    shooting a video of some birds.
[20:03] Sumire
    It's background noise.
[20:05] Tsukuda
    What are you planning to do with that video?
SIGN    Sumire
[20:09] Sumire
    I won't accidentally lose it. Don't worry.
[20:16] Sumire
    I wouldn't... accidentally post it online.
[20:22] Sumire
    Don't worry.
SIGN    Sumire
[20:25] Sumire
    I wouldn't accidentally
    send it to Oshio-kun...
[20:28] Tsukuda
    Please allow me to help you!
[20:30] Tsukuda
    I'll play futsal!
[20:33] Sumire
    You don't have to if you don't want to.
[20:35] Tsukuda
    I'll gladly play! I'll do anything!
[20:39] All
    What a horrifying girl...
[20:42] Nozomi
    Number 10, please!
[20:44] Midori
    You're worth a hundred players!
[20:46] Sawa
    You wouldn't want to play
    against beetles, right?
[20:49] Ito
    Beetles?
[20:50] Midori
    Please help us!
[20:56] Ito
    Playing soccer with that
    Number 8 sounds fun.
[21:05] Ito
    I'll play if you'll buy me a roll cake.
[21:11] All
    We're in!
[21:14] Sign
    Con
[21:15] Sign
    tract
[21:15] Sign
    Estab
[21:15] Sign
    lished
[21:17] Warabi
    All right! We have enough players!
[21:20] Warabi
    Let's get changed!
[21:20] Tsukuda
    Delete it!
[21:22] Warabi
    Let's go discuss tactics!
[21:24] Tsukuda
    Seriously, delete it. I didn't
    consent to being recorded.
[21:29] Tsukuda
    Hey, are you listening?
[21:31] Tsukuda
    Promise me you'll delete it!
[21:35] Kutani
    Huh.
[21:37] Kutani
    A poet's going to be playing, huh?
SIGN    Rei Kutani
[21:40] Sawa
    At that time, we still had no idea...
[21:45] Sawa
    that an unexpected battle between
    old rivals was waiting for us.
[21:51] Sawa
    Many challenges lay ahead of the Warabis.
[21:55] Sawa
    What would happen next?
[23:32] Narration
    Next time on Farewell, My Dear Cramer:
    "Those Who Chase and Those Who Are Chased."
SIGN    Those Who Chase and
SIGN    Those Who Are Chased