# E5 - Lovesickness
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ8ZXE/lovesickness)
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Saitama Warabi Seinan Private High School
**[00:04] Asuka**
I understand what you're trying to say.
**[00:07] Asuka**
You want me to let the girls' soccer team
practice with the boys' soccer team, right?
**[00:20] Asuka**
And how exactly...
**[00:22] Asuka**
would that benefit our muscles?
**[00:26] Nomi**
Ta-da!
**[00:30] Nomi**
It's my own design.
**[00:32] Nomi**
I threw away the old kits.
**[00:34] All**
What?!
**[00:37] Asuka**
Also, the boys' team has more members now.
**[00:41] Asuka**
I need you to vacate the
field behind the school.
**[00:45] Nozomi**
What?
***SIGN*** Soshizaki Family Home
**[01:01] Mom**
Midori, dinner.
**[01:12] Midori**
I've got a plan.
**[01:18] Sister**
Mom, Midori's being creepy again.
**[01:22] Sawa**
* At this time, the Warabis had been*
* driven into a difficult situation.*
**[01:29] Sawa**
* The plan that our shot-caller*
* Son-chan had come up with was...*
**[01:44] Sign**
Farewell,
My Dear Cramer
**[01:44] Sign**
Farewell,
My Dear Cramer
**[01:44] Sign**
Farewell,
My Dear Cramer
**[01:44] Sign**
Farewell,
My Dear Cramer
***SIGN*** Lovesickness
**[03:11] Nomi**
Vacate the field?
**[03:13] Nomi**
What's the meaning of this, sir?
**[03:15] Principal**
It's an urgent request from Asuka-sensei.
**[03:19] Principal**
The boys' soccer team had
more applicants than expected.
**[03:24] Principal**
One field isn't enough for all of them.
**[03:27] Nomi**
He can't seriously think we'll
accept his selfish request!
**[03:29] Principal**
O-Of course, we've allocated another field
for the girls to use. It's a bit far away, though.
**[03:32] Nomi**
Does he really think he can
get away with saying that?
**[03:36] Nomi**
The boys' soccer team can use that one!
**[03:40] Principal**
H-He said that would prevent the team from
building good communication and teamwork...
**[03:44] Nomi**
Not my problem!
**[03:46] Nozomi**
Then let us join the boys' practice.
**[03:51] Principal**
About that...
**[03:54] (Flashback) Asuka**
No, thank you.
**[03:56] (Flashback) Asuka**
Allowing the girls to practice with us
**[03:59] (Flashback) Asuka**
would be like giving the boys
unnecessary fats and sugars.
**[04:04] All**
*That piece of shit!*
**[04:07] Sign**
Physical Education Prep Room
**[04:07] Sign**
Girls' Soccer Team
***SIGN*** Warabis Emergency Team Meeting
**[04:19] Nozomi**
We currently face two major problems.
**[04:25] Nozomi**
The first, of course, is the issue
of the field and co-ed practice.
**[04:31] Tase**
The boys' team used to be strong,
**[04:35] Tase**
but they've been lackluster recently,
with Urawa on the rise.
**[04:40] Tase**
But promising new members
joined the team this year,
**[04:42] Tase**
so the school's scrambling
to reclaim its former glory.
**[04:48] Nozomi**
Those guys, huh? Promising, huh?
**[04:51] Nozomi**
So that's why they're listening to
Coach Asuka's unreasonable demands.
**[04:58] Nozomi**
But it sounds like they allocated
an alternate field for us.
**[05:01] Nozomi**
Since we can still practice,
we'll shelve the matter.
**[05:04] Nozomi**
More importantly, the problem we must
resolve as soon as possible... is the other one.
**[05:15] Nozomi**
The problem of these hideous kits!
**[05:17] Warabi**
It looks like a good luck
charm crossed with a kit!
**[05:20] Warabi**
I don't even know where to look!
**[05:21] Warabi**
Even see-through beats that!
**[05:22] Warabi**
We're not colorful beetles!
**[05:24] Warabi**
What is it, a Kabuki costume?
**[05:25] Nozomi**
11
**[05:25] Nozomi**
Then there's the back!
**[05:26] Nozomi**
11
**[05:27] Nozomi**
Why are the numbers in kanji?!
**[05:28] Warabi**
It's supposed to be an English sport.
That's gotta be against the rules.
**[05:32] Shiratori**
But don't you think it's kind of stylish?
Like something rich people would wear.
**[05:36] Midori**
Get your eyes checked.
**[05:38] Nozomi**
The prefectural prelims start
at the end of this month.
**[05:43] (Flashback) Opponent**
Talk about lame.
**[05:44] (Flashback) Opponent**
It's straight out of a New Year's dream.
**[05:47] (Flashback) Reporter**
I'm a TV reporter. Do you have a minute?
**[05:50] (Flashback) Reporter**
We're doing a special feature
on funny-looking kits.
**[05:53] Nozomi**
We have to do something by then.
**[05:55] Okachimachi**
It'll be the dark point in our history!
**[05:57] Kikuchi**
We'll be laughingstocks
for the rest of our lives!
**[05:59] Kishi**
I'll have even more secrets
to keep from my mom!
**[06:01] Kakogawa**
Nobody will want to date us!
**[06:03] Sign**
Girls' Soccer Team
Accounts Book
**[06:03] Okachimachi**
I wish we could get new ones,
but we've exhausted our funds.
**[06:05] Sign**
Girls' Soccer Team
Accounts Book
**[06:07] Kikuchi**
Our allowances wouldn't cover it.
I need a part-time job!
**[06:10] Tase**
We need to earn money fast.
**[06:12] Tase**
Otherwise, we'll be playing as beetles.
**[06:16] Kakogawa**
*I'm so glad I'm the goalie.*
**[06:18] Fx**
Phew...
**[06:19] Midori**
This sounds like a job for me!
**[06:21] All**
Sosshi!
**[06:22] Midori**
Money, money, money.
Y'all are thinking small.
**[06:25] Miyasaka**
"Y'all"?
**[06:27] Midori**
We're soccer players.
**[06:30] Midori**
And soccer players use
their legs to make money.
**[06:38] Warabi**
Soshizaki, that's bad manners.
**[06:40] Warabi**
No one will marry you now.
**[06:41] Warabi**
We can see your underwear.
**[06:44] Asuka**
Hut!
**[06:46] Asuka**
Go, go!
**[06:47] Asuka**
Don't let him knock you aside!
**[06:49] Asuka**
Soccer is a physical sport!
**[06:51] Asuka**
A real man's uniform is his muscles!
**[06:58] Asuka**
What's this? You're still here, Tase?
**[07:02] Boy**
Pass the ball!
**[07:04] Boy**
He's behind you!
**[07:04] Asuka**
Come here all you want.
My answer won't change.
**[07:05] ---**
I'm open!
**[07:06] Tase**
Please! Can't you make an exception?
**[07:09] Tase**
Let us practice with the boys.
**[07:11] Asuka**
Don't let your ball control get sloppy!
**[07:13] Asuka**
Your muscles see everything you do!
**[07:15] Asuka**
Push, push!
**[07:19] Tase**
We want to do some intense training
with the boys so we can level up.
**[07:24] Tase**
We want to make it to the Kanto Tournament.
**[07:29] Asuka**
Will practicing with you
help the boys level up?
**[07:35] Asuka**
My job is to make the boys'
soccer team stronger.
**[07:40] Namek**
That girl...
**[07:42] Yamada**
She's back again.
**[07:44] Takei**
She doesn't quit.
**[07:46] Asuka**
If the girls join their practice,
the boys will subconsciously hold back.
**[07:51] Asuka**
For us, it would hardly
be "intense" practice.
**[07:56] Asuka**
Give it up, Tase.
**[08:12] Miyasaka**
What's wrong?
**[08:13] Tase**
What do you mean?
**[08:14] Miyasaka**
You were persistent. That's not like you.
**[08:16] Tase**
Well, excuse *me*.
**[08:18] Miyasaka**
It was a compliment.
**[08:20] Miyasaka**
Considering how lazy you
usually are, you worked hard.
**[08:22] Tase**
That's not a compliment.
**[08:24] Miyasaka**
Sure it is.
**[08:29] Tase**
I... love soccer.
**[08:35] Miyasaka**
I know.
**[08:39] Tase**
When I see articles about Bale,
I stare holes into them.
**[08:42] Tase**
I cheer when Messi scores a goal.
**[08:45] Tase**
My superstars were in books and on TV.
**[08:51] Tase**
Naoko Nomi was one of them.
**[08:54] Tase**
So when Nomi-san came to our school,
**[08:57] Tase**
I was surprised to discover that
she exists in the real world.
**[09:01] Kishi**
I know what you mean.
**[09:02] Kishi**
The people you see on TV don't seem real.
**[09:05] Kishi**
Like, where do they even live?
**[09:08] Miyasaka**
And you're a huge Nomi-san fan, Tase.
**[09:11] Miyasaka**
You have clippings of her on your wall.
**[09:18] Warabi**
Nomi-san always brings a
packed lunch. She's so sensible.
**[09:22] Warabi**
No fashion sense, though.
**[09:23] Warabi**
She put corned beef in her rice balls.
**[09:25] Warabi**
I lent her my manga,
and she cried her eyes out.
**[09:28] Warabi**
Apparently, every man she's confessed
her feelings to has rejected her.
**[09:31] Warabi**
Her approach to everything is sloppy.
**[09:34] Tase**
When I met Nomi-san in person,
she was about as tall as my mom.
**[09:38] Tase**
She tells jokes, has a short temper,
and gets depressed sometimes.
**[09:42] Tase**
Bolognese of Love
**[09:44] Tase**
The superstar I knew only through the media,
**[09:47] Tase**
who played brilliantly in
Germany and the World Cup,
**[09:52] Tase**
turned out to be a normal person.
**[09:57] Tase**
Nomi-san's here now.
**[09:59] Tase**
So are Onda, Soshizaki, and Suo.
**[10:02] Tase**
We're about to change with a bang.
**[10:07] Tase**
Through hard work and practice,
maybe even normal people
**[10:14] Tase**
can learn to play as well as Kunogi
Academy and the people they admire.
**[10:20] Tase**
Maybe even I can learn to be good at soccer.
**[10:26] Tase**
So I felt like I had to act.
**[10:30] Tase**
I can't let us lose momentum.
**[10:32] Tase**
I feel impatient and anxious.
**[10:36] Miyasaka**
Tase, you've always been...
**[10:39] Miyasaka**
like a girl in love.
**[10:41] Tase**
What?!
**[10:43] Miyasaka**
*Tase is so pure-hearted.*
**[10:46] Miyasaka**
*But that's what's good about her.*
**[10:53] Tase**
*I have to act.*
**[10:56] Tase**
*I have to run.*
**[10:59] (Flashback) Teammate**
Sorry, Tase.
**[11:06] Tase**
*Or nothing will change.*
**[11:23] (Flashback) Girl**
Give it up.
**[11:24] (Flashback) Boy**
Give it up.
**[11:26] (Flashback) Asuka**
Give it up.
**[11:32] Tase**
I'm not giving up.
**[11:34] Tase**
It's tradition for girls' soccer
players to refuse to give up.
**[11:38] Tase**
Don't underestimate this soccer junkie.
**[11:42] Miyasaka**
So...
**[11:43] Miyasaka**
What's the plan, Captain?
**[12:18] Warabi**
Soshizaki and the others
are already headed there.
**[12:21] Kikuchi**
Shiratori, you're sure
this is the right train?
**[12:26] Shiratori**
Leave it to me. I am perfection itself.
**[12:30] Shiratori**
I shall be the p-e-r-fect guide!
**[12:40] Komurasaki**
Today's stadium is pretty close to Shinjuku.
**[12:44] Kakogawa**
Now that I'm relaxed,
I'm starting to feel sleepy.
**[13:10] Midori**
Only four of us made it to
the meeting point on time.
**[13:13] Sawa**
All we need is for Shiratori-chan to bring the
senior members here, and we'll be all set.
**[13:18] Midori**
I'm sure even Shiratori
wouldn't be late to registration.
**[13:23] Sawa**
Yeah.
**[13:45] Midori**
ROAR
**[13:45] Midori**
What is she doing?!
**[13:48] Midori**
I told her so many times not to be late!
**[13:50] Midori**
Is she stupid? Is Shiratori an idiot?! Damn it!
**[13:53] Midori**
Seriously, that idiot!
**[13:53] Nozomi**
Registration is open!
**[13:55] Sawa**
Let's just go! Let's get registered!
**[13:58] Warabi**
Hurry!
**[14:00] Warabi**
Go!
**[14:13] Boy**
Nice save, keeper!
**[14:15] Boy**
I don't see your legs moving!
**[14:17] Boy**
Hey, over here!
**[14:18] Nozomi**
Wow, look at 'em go.
**[14:20] Nozomi**
We made it in time!
**[14:23] Midori**
Today, Soccer Shop Sugiyama
is hosting a futsal tournament.
**[14:27] Nozomi**
Stores don't usually host tournaments.
**[14:30] Midori**
That's right. I looked it up online.
**[14:33] Midori**
Apparently, it's still in the trial
stage to see if it's profitable.
**[14:38] Midori**
So they haven't promoted it on a large scale.
**[14:41] Midori**
Basically, nobody knows about it.
**[14:43] Midori**
Nice research, me!
**[14:45] Sign**
Boys'
Division
**[14:45] Sign**
Boys' General
Division
**[14:45] Sign**
Boys' U-23
Division
**[14:45] Sign**
Boys' U-18
Division
**[14:45] Sign**
Girls'
Division
**[14:45] Sawa**
There are a lot of divisions, too.
**[14:46] Sign**
Girls' General
Division
**[14:46] Sign**
Girls' U-23
Division
**[14:47] Sign**
Girls' U-18
Division
**[14:49] Sawa**
I always hear about regulations
that require one girl per team.
**[14:53] Sawa**
It's nice to see a tournament
allowing all-girl teams.
**[14:56] Midori**
Most important of all,
**[14:57] Sign**
Gift Certificate (10,000 yen)
**[14:57] Sign**
Grand Prize
Gift Certificate
**[14:57] Sign**
50,000 yen
**[14:57] Sign**
50,000 yen
**[14:57] Sign**
2nd Place
**[14:57] Sign**
Gift Certificate (30,000 yen)
**[14:57] Sign**
3rd Place
**[14:57] Midori**
the winning team receives a 50,000 yen
Soccer Shop Sugiyama gift certificate!
**[15:04] Sign**
Gift Certificate
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Gift Certificate
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Gift Certificate
**[15:04] Midori**
I love them! That's so generous!
**[15:07] Sign**
50,000 Yen
**[15:07] Sign**
50,000 Yen
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50,000 Yen
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50,000 Yen
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50,000 Yen
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50,000 Yen
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50,000 Yen
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50,000 Yen
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50,000 Yen
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50,000 Yen
**[15:07] Sign**
50,000 Yen
**[15:07] Sign**
50,000 Yen
**[15:07] Midori**
And by combining the power of us first-years
and the seniors, we can acquire new kits!
**[15:17] Midori**
My plan was perfect.
**[15:20] Midori**
I worked so hard to find this, and yet...
**[15:22] Fx**
Waaah!
**[15:23] Midori**
There are only four of us here!
**[15:25] Midori**
We need five to play futsal!
**[15:27] Midori**
What are we going to do?
**[15:30] Midori**
This is all your fault, gorilla woman!
**[15:33] Nozomi**
Who, me?
**[15:35] Midori**
It's your fault for making me
look for something in Tokyo!
**[15:37] Midori**
If we'd stayed local,
this wouldn't have happened!
**[15:39] Nozomi**
I can't help that.
**[15:41] Nozomi**
You know I can't play in
any Saitama tournaments.
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Non-
**[15:43] Sign**
chan's
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Fun
**[15:43] Sign**
Facts
**[15:43] Sawa**
Non-chan once gave a heckler
a kung fu kick to the face.
**[15:47] Sawa**
She's been banned from
all local futsal tournaments.
**[15:50] Sign Right**
"Fujiichi"
Onda's middle school.
Refers to Fuji Daiichi
Middle School.
**[15:50] Sign Left**
"Eric Cantona"
A very hot-headed but
incredible soccer player.
Somewhat famous for
his kung fu kick.
**[15:51] Sawa**
It earned her the nickname
"the Eric Cantona of Fujiichi."
**[15:55] Midori**
How are you gonna fix this?!
**[15:58] Nozomi**
Don't take your anger out on me!
**[15:59] Sawa**
There's no way I can play goalie!
**[16:06] Sawa**
* Meanwhile, Tase-san and the second-years*
* were carrying out a certain plan.*
**[16:12] Sawa**
* They called it "Operation:*
* Acquire Intense Training."*
***SIGN*** Operation: Acquire Intense Training
**[16:19] Student**
Sensei, you're going to the
gym first thing in the morning?
**[16:23] Asuka**
Muscle!
**[16:24] Student**
Again? You must really love it.
**[16:28] Tase**
We have to get some dirt on
him to seize the upper hand.
**[16:32] Tase**
That's what you call negotiating.
**[16:34] Miyasaka**
Summon all team members.
***SIGN*** Phase 1: Stalking
**[17:01] Fukatsu**
What are those girls doing?
**[17:05] Sawa**
*Meanwhile, over at the futsal stadium,*
**[17:08] Sawa**
* the first-years were carrying*
* out "Operation: Acquire Kits."*
**[17:14] Tsukuda**
Oh, Oshio-kyun.
***SIGN*** Toshin High School Soccer Team First-Year
Kohei Oshio
**[17:32] Tsukuda**
You are Heihachiro. I am Guðjohnsen.
**[17:38] Tsukuda**
The light filtering through the trees
illuminates us like a disco ball.
**[17:44] Ito**
*Here we go again.*
**[17:45] Tsukuda**
I have a special drink I cannot give you.
**[17:48] Tsukuda**
I extend my hand, but you're out of reach.
**[17:50] Tsukuda**
All I can do is look at you. Just looking...
**[17:55] Tsukuda**
Oh, Heihachiro! How I wish
I could drink up your sweat.
**[17:59] Tsukuda**
I'm sure it would taste of our love.
**[18:01] Ito**
Gross!
**[18:03] Ito**
I was wondering where you
were taking me after practice.
**[18:06] Ito**
I have to listen to you
creepily fawn over him again?
**[18:09] Tsukuda**
Good grief. This is the
problem with soccer maniacs.
**[18:13] Tsukuda**
You don't understand
elegance. Pitiful creature.
**[18:20] Tsukuda**
La, la-la-la, la!
**[18:22] Tsukuda**
Poetry is the breath of the heart.
**[18:24] Tsukuda**
All women are slaves to love.
**[18:28] Tsukuda**
All women are poemers.
**[18:33] Sumire**
It's "poets," you filthy swamp creature.
**[18:38] Tsukuda**
It's the ugly cow! Ow...
**[18:42] Midori**
Huh? It's Tsukuda.
**[18:45] Tsukuda**
Sosshi.
**[18:53] Tsukuda**
You guys are playing in
the futsal tournament?
**[18:56] Midori**
Well, that was the plan,
but we ran into a little problem...
**[19:05] Tsukuda**
Wh-What is it?
**[19:07] Nozomi**
Play futsal with us!
**[19:09] Both**
What?!
**[19:10] Sawa**
We don't have enough players!
**[19:12] Midori**
We're screwed right now!
**[19:13] Nozomi**
Please! We're at risk of
a lifetime of trauma here!
**[19:21] Tsukuda**
Fine.
**[19:22] All**
Really?!
**[19:24] Tsukuda**
However...
**[19:25] Tsukuda**
Hey, gloomy!
**[19:27] Tsukuda**
If you want us to play...
**[19:31] Tsukuda**
Get on the ground and beg.
**[19:35] Tsukuda**
I'll give you some time to respond.
**[19:40] Tsukuda**
*Well, you ugly cow?*
**[19:42] Tsukuda**
*Humiliating, isn't it?*
***SIGN*** Sumire
***SIGN*** Sumire
***SIGN*** Sumire
***SIGN*** Sumire
***SIGN*** Sumire
***SIGN*** Sumire
***SIGN*** Sumire
***SIGN*** You are Heihachiro. I am Guðjohnsen.
***SIGN*** Sumire
**[19:55] Tsukuda**
Hey! Why did you record that?!
***SIGN*** The light filtering through the trees illuminates us like a disco—
***SIGN*** Sumire
***SIGN*** Sumire
***SIGN*** Sumire
**[20:00] Sumire**
I happened to pick it up while
shooting a video of some birds.
**[20:03] Sumire**
It's background noise.
**[20:05] Tsukuda**
What are you planning to do with that video?
***SIGN*** Sumire
**[20:09] Sumire**
I won't accidentally lose it. Don't worry.
**[20:16] Sumire**
I wouldn't... accidentally post it online.
**[20:22] Sumire**
Don't worry.
***SIGN*** Sumire
**[20:25] Sumire**
I wouldn't accidentally
send it to Oshio-kun...
**[20:28] Tsukuda**
Please allow me to help you!
**[20:30] Tsukuda**
I'll play futsal!
**[20:33] Sumire**
You don't have to if you don't want to.
**[20:35] Tsukuda**
I'll gladly play! I'll do anything!
**[20:39] All**
*What a horrifying girl...*
**[20:42] Nozomi**
Number 10, please!
**[20:44] Midori**
You're worth a hundred players!
**[20:46] Sawa**
You wouldn't want to play
against beetles, right?
**[20:49] Ito**
Beetles?
**[20:50] Midori**
Please help us!
**[20:56] Ito**
* Playing soccer with that*
* Number 8 sounds fun.*
**[21:05] Ito**
I'll play if you'll buy me a roll cake.
**[21:11] All**
We're in!
**[21:14] Sign**
Con
**[21:15] Sign**
tract
**[21:15] Sign**
Estab
**[21:15] Sign**
lished
**[21:17] Warabi**
All right! We have enough players!
**[21:20] Warabi**
Let's get changed!
**[21:20] Tsukuda**
Delete it!
**[21:22] Warabi**
Let's go discuss tactics!
**[21:24] Tsukuda**
Seriously, delete it. I didn't
consent to being recorded.
**[21:29] Tsukuda**
Hey, are you listening?
**[21:31] Tsukuda**
Promise me you'll delete it!
**[21:35] Kutani**
Huh.
**[21:37] Kutani**
A poet's going to be playing, huh?
***SIGN*** Rei Kutani
**[21:40] Sawa**
*At that time, we still had no idea...*
**[21:45] Sawa**
* that an unexpected battle between*
* old rivals was waiting for us.*
**[21:51] Sawa**
*Many challenges lay ahead of the Warabis.*
**[21:55] Sawa**
*What would happen next?*
**[23:32] Narration**
Next time on *Farewell, My Dear Cramer*:
"Those Who Chase and Those Who Are Chased."
***SIGN*** Those Who Chase and
***SIGN*** Those Who Are Chased