E9 - Does "DIY" Mean a Shocking Surprise? How Unexpected! It's Really Unexpected!

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[00:03] female student A
    It's so hot!
[00:05] female student B
    I'm gonna melt.
[00:06] female student C
    I want some ice cream.
[00:08] female student A
    Nope. Curry.
[00:10] female students B; C
    Why?
[00:13] Kurei
    And so,
[00:14] Kurei
    since our midterms are over,
[00:17] Kurei
    I've used the funds we've acquired to place
    an order for TABs, tree attachment bolts.
SIGN    Secret Hideout (Tree House)
SIGN    Work Progress Checklist
SIGN    Responsible Party
SIGN    Hikage Takumi
SIGN    Yasaku
SIGN    Yasaku
SIGN    (Yasaku family)
SIGN    Serufu
SIGN    Hikage Takumi
SIGN    Task
SIGN    Collect money
SIGN    Order TAB (tree attachment bolts)
SIGN    Gather scrap materials
SIGN    Design concept image
SIGN    Map layout
[00:22] Kurei
    Early next week, starting Monday after school,
    I'd like to start work on the secret hideout.
[00:27] Kurei
    As a quick overview, for the first week,
[00:29] Kurei
    we'll be doing things like cutting
    lumber and knotting rope. Prep work.
[00:33] Shii
    Leave all of the heavy lifting to me!
[00:37] Kurei
    If we're missing any tools or components,
    we'll get them ready during that time.
[00:42] Kurei
    The next week, we'll be installing the TABs.
[00:45] Kurei
    We'll build footholds, the
    foundation, and the floor.
[00:48] Jobko
    I see.
[00:49] Kurei
    After that, we'll combine our strengths...
[00:52] Kurei
    and put our secret hideout together!
[00:54] Shii
    I'm super excited, meow!
[00:58] Serufu
    Let's go, everyone! Do it...
[01:01] Serufu; Takumi; Kurei; Shii; Jobko
    yourself!
[02:35] Kurei
    Serufu, how were the
    results of your midterms?
[02:38] Serufu
    Oh! I placed third!
[02:43] Kurei
    Wh-What?!
SIGN    Step 9
    Does "DIY" Mean a Shocking Surprise? How Unexpected! It's Really Unexpected!
[02:46] Kurei
    Third?
[02:48] Kurei
    In your class?
[02:50] Kurei
    From the bottom?
[02:51] Serufu
    In my grade. From the top.
[02:54] Kurei
    W-Wow...
[02:57] Kurei
    You're surprisingly intelligent.
[02:59] Takumi
    Serufu-san was originally planning
    on going to YuuVoc, right?
[03:03] Kurei
    Really?
[03:06] Serufu
    But I didn't get in.
[03:08] Serufu
    Oh, but Takumin is even more amazing!
[03:11] Serufu
    She was first in our grade!
[03:13] Takumi
    Yes...
[03:14] Kurei
    F-First?!
SIGN    First in Her Grade
[03:17] Takumi
    It's just by chance!
[03:19] Takumi
    Just by chance, I happened to get
    a perfect score in most subjects!
[03:22] Kurei
    By chance...
[03:24] Kurei
    in most of her subjects...
    she got a perfect score?
[03:27] Kurei
    What are these power words she speaks?
[03:30] Takumi
    B-But, Serufu-san, if you hadn't
    fallen asleep during the test,
[03:33] Takumi
    your scores would have been
    even better, wouldn't they?
[03:37] Serufu
    I was a little tired.
[03:38] Jobko
    Why are you acting shy?
[03:40] Serufu
    Well, it's okay, right?
[03:43] Jobko
    I have no idea.
[03:45] Kurei
    What about you, Jobko?
[03:48] Jobko
    Fourth.
[03:49] Jobko
    I never imagined that Serufu would beat me.
[03:51] Kurei
    Y-You guys are amazing.
[03:55] Jobko
    Every score other than Japanese was perfect!
SIGN    Yuu
    Girls'
SIGN    Gata
    Girls'
[03:58] Kurei
    Oh, right.
[04:00] Kurei
    You mentioned that reading and writing
    in Japanese is still difficult for you.
[04:03] Jobko
    I don't have problems reading it anymore!
[04:06] Jobko
    Writing it is hard.
SIGN    Yua Serufu
SIGN    Hikage Takumi
SIGN    Jobko
[04:08] Jobko
    Honestly! Japan has
    hiragana, katakana, kanji...
SIGN    Kouki Kokoro
[04:12] Jobko
    That's way too many ways of writing stuff!
[04:15] Jobko
    And why, in this paperless era, would
    anyone use a handwritten answer sheet?
[04:20] Jobko
    There isn't any air conditioning
    in the classrooms...
[04:22] Jobko
    and voting in elections
    is done on paper, too!
[04:24] Jobko
    How is this an advanced nation?!
[04:26] Kurei
    Voting has nothing to do with this, does it?
[04:29] Shii
    YuuVoc has air conditioning
    and our tests are paperless.
[04:33] Jobko
    It's common sense!
[04:35] Kurei
    Shii, are your test results...
[04:38] Kurei
    But the fact that you got into YuuVoc
    means that you get good grades, right?
[04:42] Shii
    They're not really that great!
[04:46] Shii
    Leadercchi, how did your grades turn out?
[04:51] Kurei
    They're not bad.
[04:55] Shii
    How good is "not bad"?
[04:58] Kurei
    "Not bad" means "not bad."
[05:01] Takumi
    Well, let's leave the
    discussion of grades here.
[05:05] Serufu
    Then, since all our midterms are over...
[05:10] Kurei
    We just need to go to Serufu's house, right?
[05:12] Serufu
    Yes! Exactly!
[05:14] Serufu
    Then, let's meet up this Sunday at 1 PM!
[05:24] Serufu
    If only it were downhill both ways...
[05:29] Jobko
    So, you're acting like
    it's all super important,
[05:32] Jobko
    but what is it that you want to show us?
[05:35] Serufu
    That's something to look forward to.
[05:44] Jobko
    Serufu, every night I hear...
[05:47] Jobko
    the sounds of sawing and banging
     and pounding until really late.
SIGN    Saw
    Saw
SIGN    Bang
    Bang
SIGN    Bam
    Bam
[05:51] Jobko
    It's connected, right?
[05:54] Serufu
    You heard?!
[05:55] Jobko
    How could I not hear sounds that loud?
[05:59] Jobko
    And you've got more injuries than before.
[06:02] Jobko
    Pudding was worried about you, too.
[06:05] Serufu
    Purin was?
[06:08] Jobko
    Why are you acting shy?
[06:09] Serufu
    Oh, I know!
[06:11] Serufu
    I should have Purin come, too!
[06:15] Serufu
    Okay! And, send!
[06:18] Serufu
    Huh?
[06:20] Serufu
    My bicycle has fallen over.
[06:23] Jobko
    Dear, oh dear.
[06:26] Serufu
    Let's see.
[06:28] Serufu
    If I'm right...
[06:30] Serufu
    There it is!
SIGN    Meat's House
[06:32] Serufu
    Back when Meat had only
    just come to our home...
[06:36] Serufu
    I thought it would be sad if he didn't
    have his own house, so I made one, but...
SIGN    Stab
[06:44] Serufu
    The straw was prickly, so I think
    I remember that he just kept crying.
[06:57] Serufu
    Ow, ow, ow...
[07:01] Purin
    She really is such a klutz.
SIGN    Today
SIGN    Come to my house tomorrow at 1 PM☆
    There's something I want to show you♡
    Everyone from the DIY club is coming, too♪
SIGN    What is it you want to show me?
SIGN    That's something to look forward to seeing
    once you get here~
[07:15] Serufu
    Come to my house tomorrow at 1 PM!
[07:18] Serufu
    There's something I want to show you.
[07:21] Serufu
    Everyone from the DIY club is coming, too!
[07:32] Jobko
    What could she possibly be
    trying to accomplish?
[07:36] Purin
    Well... Maybe a pig's—
[07:38] Jobko
    Simmered for pork kakuni?!
[07:39] Purin
    A pig's house. Or maybe a
    house for a cat or a dog.
[07:44] Purin
    Basically, she wants to prove that she can
    be useful in building the secret hideout.
[07:49] Jobko
    Why?
[07:50] Purin
    The accessories that Serufu made
    haven't sold at all, right?
[07:55] Purin
    So she thinks that she's the only
    one who hasn't been any help.
[07:59] Purin
    I think that's what she's feeling.
[08:01] Jobko
    I see.
[08:03] Purin
    But it's not like she
    needs to worry about it.
[08:08] Purin
    Serufu has fantastical and bizarre
    ideas that no one else has!
[08:13] Purin
    So she should just leave the things she
    can't do to me... to someone else!
[08:18] Jobko
    "Live and let live."
    That's what you mean, right?
[08:22] Jobko
    Pudding, you really are Serufu's
    best friend, aren't you?
[08:25] Purin
    What?!
[08:27] Jobko
    Stare...
[08:30] Purin
    Wh-Why are you looking at me like that?
[08:33] Jobko
    It might be better to be a little more
    honest about your feelings, don't you think?
[08:39] Purin
    No one asked for your advice!
[08:44] Jobko
    No!
[08:46] Jobko
    You got shampoo in my eyes!
    Time for a counterattack!
[08:47] Jellyfish-san
    Bath towel. Bath towel.
[08:50] Purin
    H-Hey! Stop that right now!
[08:51] Jellyfish-san
    Lovely maidens bathing amiably...
[08:57] Jellyfish-san
    Ah, how elegant!
[09:03] Serufu
    Come in!
[09:05] Serufu
    Welcome to the Yua home!
[09:08] Serufu's mom
    Welcome, DIY club!
[09:11] Serufu's mom
    Thank you for always looking
    after my daughter!
[09:14] Serufu
    Even though I'm not much good at anything.
[09:17] Kurei
    Hello, I'm the club leader, Yasaku Rei.
[09:21] Takumi
    Thank you for having us, I'm Hikage Takumi.
[09:24] Shii
    I'm Kouki Kokoro! And I'm
    also Suridecchi's classmate!
[09:29] Serufu's mom
    Oh, my! Are you?
[09:32] Serufu's mom
    Purin-chan, Jobko-chan, welcome to you, too.
[09:35] Purin
    Oh! Yes, thank you for having us.
[09:38] Jobko
    Thank you for inviting me.
[09:41] Jobko
    Well then, will you show us now, Serufu?
[09:43] Serufu
    Yes! Everyone, we are
    heading to the backyard!
[09:54] Serufu
    Ta-dah!
[09:55] Serufu
    And now, I will make a pig's house!
[09:59] Jobko
    It's exactly like you said
    when we were in the bath.
[10:02] Jobko
    Bingo!
[10:04] Kurei
    That lumber. Did you cut it
    all to size yourself, Serufu?
[10:08] Serufu
    Yes!
[10:10] Shii
    No way!
[10:10] Shii
    So that's why you kept getting
    so many more scrapes, meow.
[10:15] Takumi
    Is this also the reason why you
     fell asleep during our midterms?
[10:19] Purin
    Honestly.
[10:20] Purin
    How can you focus more on a pig's house
    than on something as important as midterms?
[10:26] Serufu
    I will put this pig's house
    together perfectly...
[10:29] Serufu
    because I want to prove that I can be
    useful in building our secret hideout!
[10:34] Jobko
    That's right.
[10:36] Purin
    Right?
[10:37] Takumi
    "Be useful"?
[10:40] Kurei
    Even if you didn't do all this...
[10:42] Serufu
    And now!
[10:44] Serufu
    I shall begin!
[10:46] Kurei
    Hey. Don't wave tools around.
[10:49] Serufu
    Y-Yes, ma'am! I'm sorry.
[10:55] Serufu
    Yua Serufu...
[10:56] Serufu
    do it yourself!
[11:09] Serufu
    Oh... They're all different lengths.
[11:13] Serufu
    If I make this one a little shorter...
[11:17] Serufu
    No, maybe this one needs
    to be a little longer...
[11:26] Serufu
    I forgot to change the rotation
    direction on the driver!
[11:31] Shii
    This seems like it'll take a while.
[11:35] Serufu
    Okay. I think that'll be okay now.
[11:38] Kurei
    Should we all make something, too?
[11:41] Takumi
    Yes, let's.
[11:42] Jobko
    And there's a whole bunch of lumber here.
[11:45] Shii
    What do you think about a scratching post?
[11:49] Shii
    Yeah? It'd make you happy?
[11:51] Shii
    Okay then, leave it to me!
[11:54] Kurei
    Let's see. Maybe we'll make
    a stand for your food.
[12:00] Jobko
    There's no point in just sitting around.
[12:04] Jobko
    Right?
[12:07] Purin
    That's true.
[12:11] Shii
    Okay. Takumicchi, could you hold this
    for me so that the pole stays straight?
[12:16] Takumi
    Will do!
[12:21] Kurei
    Is this about the right height?
[12:25] Jobko
    A little taller might be better.
[12:28] Purin
    That looks incredibly precarious...
[12:32] Purin
    Will you be able to
    finish that today... Serufu?
[12:36] Serufu
    Don't worry, Purin!
[12:38] Serufu
    I'm gonna make you a
    really cool house, Meat!
[12:45] Serufu's mom
    Everyone, you've all been working so hard!
[12:48] Serufu's mom
    I've cut up some watermelon,
     so why don't we all take a break now?
[12:52] Serufu's mom
    Eat it while it's still cold, all right?
[12:54] Kurei; Takumi; Shii; Purin
    Thank you!
[12:56] Jobko
    Thank you, Serufu's mom!
[13:03] Serufu's mom; quietly
    You can do it, Serufu!
[13:13] Kurei
    The watermelon's so sweet!
    It's bringing me back to life!
[13:16] Shii
    The roasted barley tea is delicious!
[13:18] Shii
    Right, Takumicchi?
[13:19] Takumi
    Yes! I can feel it spreading
    through my whole body.
[13:23] Jobko
    Coke mixed with roasted
    barley tea. I like it!
[13:27] Jobko
    Still...
[13:35] Serufu
    It seems a little... crooked.
[13:40] Serufu
    Well, I guess it's okay.
[13:43] Serufu
    It's not okay?
[13:46] Serufu
    Oh, all right. I'll fix it.
[13:50] Serufu; background
    If I make this side shorter...
[13:51] Shii
    She's having a tough time of it, meow.
[13:53] Serufu; background
    No, making the other side
    longer would be better.
[13:54] Takumi
    Serufu-san...
[13:55] Jobko
    It's hard to watch, right?
SIGN    Ears
SIGN    Tail
[14:04] Serufu
    Man, this makes me nervous.
[14:07] Serufu
    This indented part marks where
    the jigsaw's blade goes,
SIGN    This
[14:12] Serufu
    so I'll align that with
    the lines of the drawing.
[14:16] Serufu
    When the blade come into contact
    with the board it'll jump hard,
SIGN    This separation
SIGN    is important
[14:20] Serufu
    so it's important to start
    with it away from the board.
[14:32] Purin
    Serufu!
[14:42] Kurei
    Let me see it?
[14:43] Serufu
    What? But...
[14:45] Serufu
    I wanted to show you that
    I can do it myself.
[14:47] Kurei
    What are you talking about?
[14:51] Kurei
    In the DIY club, we're a team, right?
[14:58] Takumi
    Serufu-san, let's build it together!
[15:01] Shii
    No need to force it.
[15:02] Shii
    Everyone should just do what they can, meow!
[15:05] Serufu
    But the accessories I made haven't sold...
[15:09] Serufu
    and I'm not very useful...
SIGN    Useless
SIGN    Clumsy
[15:11] Serufu
    and I'm clumsy...
[15:13] Jobko
    Don't worry.
[15:15] Jobko
    Serufu, you're the only one who can
    come up with the ideas that you do, right?
[15:19] Jobko
    That's more than enough!
[15:24] Jobko
    That's what Pudding said.
[15:27] Purin
    Wha?!
[15:29] Serufu
    Purin said that?
[15:30] Purin
    I-I think that being able to
    come up with unique ideas...
[15:37] Purin
    is one of the good things about you, Serufu.
[15:44] Kurei
    Serufu, you're not useless at all.
[15:47] Kurei
    So, come on, let me see that jigsaw.
[15:51] Serufu
    Yes, ma'am!
[15:53] Serufu
    Thank you for your help.
[15:55] Kurei
    Good. Just like that.
[15:58] Kurei
    Then, starting again...
[16:00] Serufu
    Do it...
[16:02] Serufu; Takumi; Kurei; Jobko; Shii
    yourself!
[16:05] Serufu
    We nailed that!
[16:07] Takumi
    Let's all work hard together!
[16:07] Jobko
    I can't believe you just said that.
[16:08] Shii
    Looking forward to it, everyone, meow!
[16:09] Kurei
    You were so depressed just a second ago.
SIGN    Oil-Based
    
    Indoor Outdoor
    
    Wood
    
    furniture,
    wooden items,
    etc
    
    Dark Brown
SIGN    Third
SIGN    High Grade
[17:03] Shii
    Yay, yay, go!
[17:17] ---
    Meat
[17:20] Serufu
    It's done!
SIGN    3rd Generation
SIGN    High Grade Meat
SIGN    the Third
[17:23] Kurei
    You did it!
[17:25] Shii
    Well done, meow!
[17:30] Jobko
    Yeah, that's about right.
[17:33] Takumi
    Meat-san seems really happy!
[17:36] Serufu
    Takumin, Jobko-chan...
[17:39] Serufu
    club leader, Shii-chan...
[17:43] Serufu
    Thank you so much!
[17:44] Kurei
    Serufu...
[17:46] Kurei
    you bring strengths to this team, too.
[17:50] Shii
    Meow!
[17:52] Takumi
    Of course you do!
[17:53] Jobko
    Absolutely!
[17:55] Serufu
    Okay!
[17:59] Purin
    I see...
[18:01] (Flashback) young Serufu
    Here, Purin-chan! I'll give this to you!
[18:04] (Flashback) young Serufu
    I worked really hard to make it, so
    I want you to have it, Purin-chan!
[18:09] Shii
    Time for all of us to have a snack party!
[18:12] Kurei
    Sounds good!
[18:12] Takumi
    I can't wait!
[18:12] Jobko
    Good idea!
[18:15] Purin
    Oh, I have to do my assignment.
[18:28] Serufu; internal
    At last! Tomorrow we start
    building the secret hideout!
[18:32] Serufu; internal
    I'm super looking forward to it!
[18:35] Serufu; internal
    When I first started at this school,
[18:37] Serufu; internal
    I wasn't thinking about
    joining the DIY club...
[18:42] Serufu; internal
    but after meeting our club leader...
[18:44] Serufu; internal
    after encountering DIY...
[18:47] Serufu; internal
    and then Takumin, Jobko-chan, and Shii-chan...
SIGN    Yasaku Rei
    Yua Serufu
    Hikage Takumi
    Jobko
    Kouki Kokoro
[18:52] Serufu; internal
    The club's membership just
    kept growing and growing!
[18:55] Serufu; internal
    We still don't have enough members
    to keep the DIY club going...
[19:01] Serufu; internal
    but once the secret hideout's done,
    we'll get even more members...
[19:06] Serufu; internal
    Oh! And once that happens, we won't
    have enough room for the name tags!
[19:10] Serufu; internal
    Oh, no! What will we do?
[19:14] Serufu; internal
    We'll have to build a wall for
    all the name tags... maybe...
[19:20] Serufu
    And I'm looking forward...
    to tomorrow, too...
SIGN    3rd Generation
SIGN    High Grade Meat
SIGN    the Third
[19:26] Serufu
    Do it...
[19:29] Serufu
    your...
[19:37] Serufu
    Yup! It's perfect secret hideout weather!
[19:40] female students
    Morning!
[19:41] female students
    Oh, morning!
[19:54] Kurei
    Morning!
[19:55] Serufu
    Good morning, club leader!
[19:57] Jobko
    Good morning.
[19:59] Kurei
    It's finally time.
[20:00] Serufu
    Yes! It's finally time!
[20:05] Serufu
    Takumin!
[20:06] Serufu
    Morning!
[20:09] Takumi
    Good morning,
[20:10] Takumi
    Serufu-san, club leader, Jobko-san.
[20:14] Takumi
    It's finally time.
[20:16] Kurei
    Yes. It's finally time!
[20:19] Serufu
    Finally!
[20:20] Jobko
    How many times are you gonna say "finally"?
[20:30] Serufu
    It's finally time!
[21:04] Kurei
    Okay! Are we ready?
[21:07] Serufu; Takumi; Jobko
    Yes!
[21:08] Takumi
    The construction of our
    secret hideout begins!
[21:15] Shii
    First, we've gotta carry out
    all the materials, meow!
[21:18] Serufu; Kurei; Takumi; Jobko; Shii
    Yeah!
SIGN    Open Flame Strictly Forbidden
[21:31] Serufu
    Huh?
[21:34] Kurei
    Huh? What is it?
[21:40] Takumi
    I-It can't be...
[21:42] Jobko
    What happened?
[21:43] Shii
    Huh? What?
[21:47] Serufu
    The materials that we all
    worked so hard to collect...
[21:52] Serufu
    They're all...
[21:54] Serufu
    gone.
SIGN    Step 10
SIGN    "DIY" Means... Rock Bottom? Impossible?
    With Courage and Drive, Anything is Possible!