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[00:00] Sakata
    School clubs:
[00:01] Sakata
    a page from the book of every
    student's priceless youth,
[00:04] Sakata
    where they all get to shine together.
SIGN    Days of Urashimasakatasen
[01:06] Shima
    Wow.
[01:07] Shima
    There's actually a classroom nobody's using.
[01:10] Senra
    Since it's on the top floor,
     they said there was no use for it.
[01:14] Urata
    Why were we all called here, anyway?
[01:16] Senra
    Right? The guy who called us
     out isn't even here.
[01:18] Sakata
    Hey, transfer students!
[01:20] Urata
    You're a transfer student, too.
[01:22] Senra
    So, what's up?
[01:23] Sakata
    Now, just calm down.
[01:24] Sakata
    I have a reason for asking
    you all here today.
[01:28] Sakata
    Do you not realize what I'm about to say?
[01:30] Shima
    Well, we're meeting in a
    classroom after school, so...
[01:32] Shima
    a battle royale?
[01:33] Sakata
    No! It's nothing that bloody!
[01:35] Sakata
    Did you know this school has a rule
    that every student must join a club?
[01:40] Senra
    Yeah, our homeroom teacher mentioned it.
[01:42] Shima
    For real?
[01:43] Urata
    Sports or the arts...
[01:43] Senra
    I wanna join an easy one.
[01:44] Urata
    Which one should I join?
[01:45] Sakata
    You fools!
[01:46] Sakata
    Don't get ahead of yourselves
    while I'm still talking!
[01:49] Urata
    Ow! Why'd you only hit me?!
[01:51] Sakata
    Most clubs are already at a point where
    they don't want any more newbies.
[01:54] Sakata
    It'll be pretty tough to join any of them.
[01:57] Urata
    Plus, we're transfer students...
[01:58] Sakata
    So, I had a great idea!
[02:00] Sakata
    Let's start a new club of our own!
[02:03] Shima
    A new club?
[02:04] Senra
    Why us? All we have in common is
    that we're transfer students.
[02:08] Sakata
    I'll ask you this, then!
[02:09] Sakata
    Do we have any friends
    in our class right now?
[02:12] Sakata
    Do we?!
[02:16] Urata
    Everyone's avoiding me because
    of that mess earlier!
[02:17] Urata
    My first day, and I'm already out of place!
[02:19] Shima
    So if we have no friends in class,
[02:21] Shima
    we have no connections to any clubs, either.
[02:24] Sakata
    Exactly! So the fastest way
    is to start our own club!
[02:28] Senra
    I guess we'll have to, then.
[02:30] Shima
    We might as well hang out together
    as four outsider transfer students.
SIGN    Sakata
[02:35] Sakata
    Okay, once again...
[02:36] Sakata
    I'm Sakata!
[02:37] Sakata
    I've never used the shoe lockers!
SIGN    Senra
[02:38] Senra
    What's with that introduction?
[02:40] Senra
    I'm Senra. Despite my looks,
    I have thick body hair.
SIGN    Shima
[02:43] Shima
    I'm Shima. From a family of four.
[02:45] Shima
    I sit down to pee.
[02:46] Urata
    I'm Urata.
SIGN    Urata
[02:48] Urata
    Between cats and dogs, I prefer cats.
[02:50] Urata
    So, what kind of club are we starting?
[02:53] Sakata
    A club for transfer students!
[02:55] Sakata
    I call it the Transfer Student Club!
SIGN    Transfer Studient Club
[02:58] Shima
    That's the most obvious name!
[02:59] Urata
    I think he wrote it wrong...
[03:01] Senra
    Who's gonna be the president?
[03:02] Sakata
    I've already decided that.
[03:03] Sakata
    The one who comes last in
     the alphabetical order will be president!
SIGN    Urata Sakata Shima Senra
[03:06] Urata
    Huh? So I'm president?
[03:09] Shima
    Works for me!
[03:10] Urata
    I vehemently object!
[03:11] Sakata
    You've got s presidential air about you.
[03:14] Urata
    What? I do? I seem like one?
[03:16] Urata
    I have the aura of someone who could
    reach the top of the whole school?
[03:20] Shima
    I wouldn't go that far.
[03:22] Sakata
    So we've got our president! Which means...
[03:24] Sakata
    The Transfer Student Club
    has been established!
[03:26] All
    Yeah!
[03:27] Sakata
    Wow, this feels like such a youthful thing!
[03:29] Urata
    S-So, what does the Transfer
    Student Club do, anyway?
[03:33] Sakata
    Well...
SIGN    Transfer Studient Club
[03:35] Sakata
    We'll decide that next week!
SIGN    Transfer Student Club
[03:37] Urata
    He ran away!
[03:37] All
    Wait!
[03:39] Sakata
    And that's how our priceless club,
    the Transfer Student Club, was formed.
[03:44] All
    To be continued!