2 - Untitled Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Sakata     School clubs: [00:01] Sakata     a page from the book of every     student's priceless youth, [00:04] Sakata     where they all get to shine together. SIGN    Days of Urashimasakatasen [01:06] Shima     Wow. [01:07] Shima     There's actually a classroom nobody's using. [01:10] Senra     Since it's on the top floor,      they said there was no use for it. [01:14] Urata     Why were we all called here, anyway? [01:16] Senra     Right? The guy who called us      out isn't even here. [01:18] Sakata     Hey, transfer students! [01:20] Urata     You're a transfer student, too. [01:22] Senra     So, what's up? [01:23] Sakata     Now, just calm down. [01:24] Sakata     I have a reason for asking     you all here today. [01:28] Sakata     Do you not realize what I'm about to say? [01:30] Shima     Well, we're meeting in a     classroom after school, so... [01:32] Shima     a battle royale? [01:33] Sakata     No! It's nothing that bloody! [01:35] Sakata     Did you know this school has a rule     that every student must join a club? [01:40] Senra     Yeah, our homeroom teacher mentioned it. [01:42] Shima     For real? [01:43] Urata     Sports or the arts... [01:43] Senra     I wanna join an easy one. [01:44] Urata     Which one should I join? [01:45] Sakata     You fools! [01:46] Sakata     Don't get ahead of yourselves     while I'm still talking! [01:49] Urata     Ow! Why'd you only hit me?! [01:51] Sakata     Most clubs are already at a point where     they don't want any more newbies. [01:54] Sakata     It'll be pretty tough to join any of them. [01:57] Urata     Plus, we're transfer students... [01:58] Sakata     So, I had a great idea! [02:00] Sakata     Let's start a new club of our own! [02:03] Shima     A new club? [02:04] Senra     Why us? All we have in common is     that we're transfer students. [02:08] Sakata     I'll ask you this, then! [02:09] Sakata     Do we have any friends     in our class right now? [02:12] Sakata     Do we?! [02:16] Urata     Everyone's avoiding me because     of that mess earlier! [02:17] Urata     My first day, and I'm already out of place! [02:19] Shima     So if we have no friends in class, [02:21] Shima     we have no connections to any clubs, either. [02:24] Sakata     Exactly! So the fastest way     is to start our own club! [02:28] Senra     I guess we'll have to, then. [02:30] Shima     We might as well hang out together     as four outsider transfer students. SIGN    Sakata [02:35] Sakata     Okay, once again... [02:36] Sakata     I'm Sakata! [02:37] Sakata     I've never used the shoe lockers! SIGN    Senra [02:38] Senra     What's with that introduction? [02:40] Senra     I'm Senra. Despite my looks,     I have thick body hair. SIGN    Shima [02:43] Shima     I'm Shima. From a family of four. [02:45] Shima     I sit down to pee. [02:46] Urata     I'm Urata. SIGN    Urata [02:48] Urata     Between cats and dogs, I prefer cats. [02:50] Urata     So, what kind of club are we starting? [02:53] Sakata     A club for transfer students! [02:55] Sakata     I call it the Transfer Student Club! SIGN    Transfer Studient Club [02:58] Shima     That's the most obvious name! [02:59] Urata     I think he wrote it wrong... [03:01] Senra     Who's gonna be the president? [03:02] Sakata     I've already decided that. [03:03] Sakata     The one who comes last in      the alphabetical order will be president! SIGN    Urata Sakata Shima Senra [03:06] Urata     Huh? So I'm president? [03:09] Shima     Works for me! [03:10] Urata     I vehemently object! [03:11] Sakata     You've got s presidential air about you. [03:14] Urata     What? I do? I seem like one? [03:16] Urata     I have the aura of someone who could     reach the top of the whole school? [03:20] Shima     I wouldn't go that far. [03:22] Sakata     So we've got our president! Which means... [03:24] Sakata     The Transfer Student Club     has been established! [03:26] All     Yeah! [03:27] Sakata     Wow, this feels like such a youthful thing! [03:29] Urata     S-So, what does the Transfer     Student Club do, anyway? [03:33] Sakata     Well... SIGN    Transfer Studient Club [03:35] Sakata     We'll decide that next week! SIGN    Transfer Student Club [03:37] Urata     He ran away! [03:37] All     Wait! [03:39] Sakata     And that's how our priceless club,     the Transfer Student Club, was formed. [03:44] All     To be continued!