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[00:00] A
    I want to touch you.
[00:01] A
    But it can't be.
[00:03] A
    An absolute taboo.
[00:05] A
    We call such a thing a "promise."
SIGN    Days of Urashimasakatasen
[01:10] Sakata
    Look at him, sound asleep.
[01:12] Sakata
    Boys, now's our chance.
[01:14] Shima
    Mweeheehee.
[01:17] Shima
    Why'd you call us so early
     in the morning, Sakata?
[01:20] Senra
    And why just the three of us?
[01:22] Sakata
    Stay awake, Senra!
[01:24] Sakata
    Let's get to business.
[01:26] Sakata
    Is there something about
    Urata that bothers you?
[01:28] Shima
    You don't mean...
[01:29] Senra
    The animal on his shoulder?
[01:30] Sakata
    That's right.
[01:31] Sakata
    I've never seen it leave Urata's side.
[01:34] Sakata
    What is it? I want to know.
[01:36] Sakata
    But...
[01:37] Sakata
    Even when I asked him, he'd only
    turn away, looking guilty.
[01:40] (Flashback) Sakata
    What's up with that pensive look?
[01:42] (Flashback) Sakata
    Is something going on? Hey!
[01:43] Sakata
    The time has come for us
    to discover the truth!
[01:48] Sakata
    He's taking a nice nap.
[01:50] Sakata
    Ready, boys?
[01:51] Senra
    Yeah.
[01:53] Sakata
    Let's do this quietly.
[01:55] Sakata
    Wh-What the?!
[01:57] Urata
    Can't you see that Urata-kun is asleep?
[02:00] Sakata
    That's not Urata's voice!
[02:02] Urata
    I've taken control of Urata-kun's body.
[02:04] Urata
    My name is Yamadanuki.
[02:06] Shima
    Yamadanuki?!
[02:07] Urata
    That's right.
[02:08] Urata
    I love Urata-kun.
[02:09] Urata
    I've protected him ever since he was little.
[02:11] Shima
    Why's a tanuki bonded to Urata?
[02:13] Urata
    How dare you say Urata-kun's
    name with such disrespect!
[02:16] Shima
    Stop zapping me! You're
    going to fix my bad back!
[02:19] Urata
    How dare you attack Urata-kun in his sleep!
[02:20] Urata
    I've no intention of forgiving you
     for what you've done to him.
[02:24] Senra
    What we've done to him?
    We haven't done anything!
[02:26] Urata
    Don't talk back to me!
[02:28] Urata
    I don't like you! Take this!
[02:31] Senra
    Why?!
[02:32] Sakata
    What are your demands?
[02:34] Urata
    Let's see...
[02:35] Urata
    You may atone by becoming
    Urata-kun's servants.
[02:37] Shima
    Servants, you say?
[02:39] Senra
    We shall serve him.
[02:42] Sakata
    And so we became his servants.
[02:45] Urata
    Well done.
[02:46] Senra
    If only he didn't look like Urata...
[02:49] Urata
    Now, Shima, you will buy yakisoba bread
    at the cafeteria within three minutes.
[02:54] Shima
    Why are we doing this?
[02:56] Shima
    And where has Urata gone?
[02:58] Urata
    Urata-kun is right here.
[03:00] Urata
    Oh, I guess this was me.
[03:02] Shima
    He spoke with Urata's voice!
[03:03] Urata
    I had no idea what's going on,
    so I've just been watching.
[03:06] Urata
    Wait, does that mean I've swapped
    bodies with Yamadanuki?!
[03:08] Senra
    You didn't realize?
[03:10] Shima
    Jeez. We were going easy on you since
    we thought Urata might be in there.
[03:13] Senra
    Go back to your own body, Yamadanuki!
[03:16] Sakata
    Hang on, I'm caught in the middle!
[03:18] Urata
    All right, then!
[03:23] Urata
    Down with you all!
[03:28] Sakata
    Was that a dream?
[03:29] Urata
    Come on, sleeping again?
[03:31] Sakata
    Urata! Do you have any idea
    what you've put us all through?!
[03:34] Urata
    What do you mean, what I've put you through?
[03:37] Sakata
    I'm going to go buy yakisoba bread.
[03:39] Urata
    Yakisoba bread?
[03:40] Shima
    What's gotten into you, Sakata?
[03:42] Urata
    I bet he's half-asleep and thinks it's lunchtime.
[03:42] Shima
    Hey, you okay?
[03:44] Shima
    To be continued!