E5 - I Want to Hide!

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[00:05] Sign
    Soshukan Private High School
[00:08] Sign
    Wednesday, May 4th
[00:10] Sign
    6:56 PM
[01:05] Shi
    Found ya!
[02:36] ---
    Backflip!!
[02:41] Sign
    Thirty Minutes Earlier
[02:45] (Flashback) Mab
    You boys really applied yourselves.
[02:48] Mab
    The training camp is officially over.
[02:49] Shi
    Good work, everyone.
[02:51] Mab
    To the members of Ao High,
[02:52] Mab
    I'm looking forward to facing you
    at the Tohoku Regional Tournament.
[02:57] Taka
    Assuming you make it through prefecturals.
[02:59] Shi
    Right back at you.
[03:00] Shi
    Don't get cocky and
    muck it up, Aomorillapple.
[03:04] Taka
    What was that, you sasakama sucker?!
[03:07] Tsu
    Both of you, please calm down.
[03:10] Wata
    Want me to lay him out, Captain?
[03:12] Ona
    Please stay out of this, Watari.
[03:14] Mash
    Camp's over already? This stinks.
[03:17] Mu
    You want to practice a little more, Mashiro?
[03:19] Mash
    I can do without the practice, but...
[03:21] Azu
    Hey! Watch your tone around your senpai!
[03:24] Ona
    They're always this way. Just let them be.
[03:25] Azu
    You're always saying that crap!
[03:26] Wat
    Yah!
[03:27] Tsu
    Please calm down, you two!
[03:28] Mash
    It's just no fun...
[03:29] Azu
    Do as you're told for once! Hey!
[03:31] Mab
    Enough!
[03:32] All
    Yes, sir!
[03:34] Shi
    I suppose it is a little early.
[03:36] Shi
    We should have prepared
    an additional activity.
[03:39] O
    Perhaps a light game of some kind?
[03:42] Mash
    I know! Hide-and-seek!
[03:44] Azu
    Hide-and-seek?!
[03:45] Mash
    But not just any hide-and-seek!
[03:47] Mash
    Double-it hide-and-seek!
[03:49] Mash
    We pick one "it" from each school,
[03:52] Mash
    then compete to see
    who finds the most people!
[03:55] Azu
    What do you think we are, little kids?
[03:58] Mab
    So we compete? I see...
[04:01] Mab
    I can't back down from a competition.
[04:05] Mab
    All right! You're on!
[04:07] Tsu
    Are we really?
[04:08] Mash
    Yay!
[04:09] Azu
    C-Coach?
[04:11] Ryu
    The coach's dark side...
[04:13] O
    It's on full display.
[04:15] Ona
    Oh, so he's that kind of guy?
[04:17] Shi
    He is indeed that type.
[04:20] Ryu
    Can we still use the gym?
[04:23] Kuri
    The school closes at eight,
     so we can stay inside until then.
[04:27] Mash
    Then let's use the whole school!
[04:30] Shi
    But we need to be out by eight, okay?
[04:32] Shi
    That means we have an hour and a half.
[04:36] Mash
    Let's decide who's "it"!
[04:37] Mash
    Ready, and...
[04:39] Mash
    Rock, paper...
[04:40] Shi
    Found ya!
[04:43] Shi
    Nobody here...
[04:48] Taka
    Nobody here, either.
[04:50] Shi
    Damn. Where the hell're they hidin'?
[04:53] Shi
    Wanna head downstairs?
[04:54] Tak
    S-Sure.
[04:58] Sho
    That was close!
[04:59] Mi
    You don't need to be scared—
[05:07] Shi
    Must be hearin' things.
[05:10] Sho
    Misato-kun, you're here, too?
[05:12] Mis
    Thank goodness our captains
    are so oblivious.
[05:15] Mu
    I see. The library, eh?
[05:18] Mu
    I can't imagine they'd be
    eager to pay this place a visit.
[05:22] Tsu
    With those two doing the seeking,
[05:24] Tsu
    I expect we'll spend a lot of time hiding.
[05:32] Azu
    Heya!
[05:34] Wata
    Hey.
[05:36] O
    Oh, I'm not the first one here.
[05:38] Ona
    Hey.
[05:39] Ona
    Our captain's kind of a simpleton.
[05:41] Ona
    I suspect yours is, too.
[05:48] O
    Then we have a long,
    boring wait ahead of us.
[06:00] Ryu
    The safest course might be
    to stay on the move.
[06:15] Sho
    This is kind of awkward.
[06:17] Sho
    Come to think of it, I've never
    really been alone with Misato-kun.
[06:21] Sho
    He always leaves right after practice.
[06:24] Sho
    Wait, could this be...
    our chance to get closer?
[06:28] Sho
    S-So, Misato-kun...
[06:33] Sho
    M-My family's from Sendai.
[06:35] Sho
    Where's yours from again?
[06:38] Mis
    Natori.
[06:39] Sho
    Wow, really?
[06:42] Sho
    How long have you been
    doing rhythmic gymnastics?
[06:44] Mis
    Since elementary school.
[06:45] Sho
    Wow...
[06:46] Sho
    All right! This is going great!
[06:47] Sho
    So you had a rhythmic
     gymnastics team at your school?
[06:50] Mis
    No, a local sports club.
[06:54] Sho
    What made you want to take it up?
[07:02] Sho
    No answer?
[07:04] Sho
    Did I ask something wrong?!
[07:06] Sho
    Wh-Wh-What was it? Where'd I mess up?
[07:08] Sho
    Um, what'd I ask him again?
[07:09] Sho
    Where he's from, when he
    started gymnastics, and then...
[07:13] Sho
    Um...
[07:15] Mash
    Misa-pon was really awesome!
[07:17] Mis
    Mashiro!
[07:17] Sho
    When did you get here?!
[07:19] Mash
    Just now!
[07:20] Mash
    I got bored hiding all by myself.
[07:22] Sho
    You're the one who wanted
    to play hide-and-seek—
[07:24] Mash
    Now, if you wanna know
    how awesome Misa-pon was...
[07:27] Sho
    Are you even listening?
[07:28] Mash
    After the move to Natori
    in the last year of junior high...
[07:31] Sho
    Misato-kun, you were a transfer student?
[07:33] Mis
    He's talking about himself.
[07:34] Mis
    He transferred to my school in our third year
[07:36] Mis
    and came to watch our team practice.
[07:38] Mash
    Yep! And that's where...
[07:47] Sho
    Mashiro-kun, you'd never done
    rhythmic gymnastics before then?
[07:50] Mash
    Nope!
[07:51] Sho
    And you became the individuals
    champion so soon after starting?
[07:54] Mash
    Well, Misa-pon was the only
     decent competition there.
[07:57] Mash
    Right, Misa-pon?
[08:00] Shi
    Why can't I find
    a single freakin' one of 'em?
[08:03] Shi
    By the way, Takase...
[08:04] Tak
    Wh-What?
[08:05] Shi
    Why do you keep taggin' along with me?
[08:07] Shi
    It ain't much of a competition like this.
[08:11] Tak
    You have a home turf advantage here.
[08:15] Tak
    I intended to prey on that...
[08:19] Tak
    But it seems even hide-and-seek is too much
[08:22] Tak
    for a plebeian who can't appreciate apples.
[08:24] Shi
    Says the guy too dumb to recognize
    the greatness of sasakama!
[08:28] Taka
    H-Hey, wait up!
[08:29] Tsu
    Still, I must say that those captains
    of ours are quite a handful.
[08:33] Mu
    You're telling me.
[08:34] Mu
    They really got off on
    the wrong foot two years ago...
[08:38] (Flashback) Tak
    What's all this?
[08:39] (Flashback) Mu
    Each school brought
    a local delicacy for the joint practice.
[08:44] (Flashback) Mu
    The apples were our contribution.
[08:46] (Flashback) Shi
    Wait, apples?
[08:48] (Flashback) Shi
    Who brought these?
[08:49] (Flashback) Tsu
    Aomori.
[08:50] (Flashback) Tsu
    I hear it was Shiro High.
[08:52] (Flashback) Shi
    Whatever. Apples taste the same
    no matter where they're from.
[08:57] (Flashback) Mu
    So this is sasa kamaboko, huh?
[09:00] (Flashback) Mu
    I wonder if it's good.
[09:01] (Flashback) Taka
    Meh! It's just boring old kamaboko
    with a different shape, I bet.
[09:08] (Flashback) Shi
    "Boring old kamaboko"?!
[09:09] (Flashback) Taka
    "All apples taste the same"?!
[09:15] (Flashback) Shi
    Your backflips are as bland as your apples!
[09:17] (Flashback) Taka
    What was that?!
[09:19] (Flashback) Shi
    Your handstands are
    as floppy as your sasakama!
[09:22] (Flashback) Shi
    The hell'd you say?!
[09:23] Tsu
    Our Shichigahama really is a simpleton.
[09:26] Mu
    And our Takase is a barbarian.
[09:28] Tsu
    All force, no foresight.
[09:29] Mu
    No thought to spare for consequences.
[09:31] Tsu
    But he's also a good captain, you know?
[09:34] Tsu
    He's the one who created our team
[09:36] Tsu
    and has kept us going all this time.
[09:39] Mu
    Our captain is the same way.
[09:41] Mu
    Takase is the one who got me
    into rhythmic gymnastics.
[09:45] Mu
    And he works hard to find new recruits.
[09:48] Tsu
    Shichigahama was so desperate
    to get us more members
[09:53] Tsu
    that he had us handing out flyers.
[09:54] Mu
    Takase is extremely attentive
    in teaching the new recruits.
[09:58] Tsu
    Shichigahama might be an awful teacher...
[10:01] Tsu
    but he's the best performer on our team!
[10:04] Mu
    Takase is extremely meticulous
    about cleaning after practice!
[10:12] Ryu
    Yes, that's better.
[10:17] Ryu
    Perfect.
[10:19] Ryu
    What lovely blossoms.
[10:39] Shi
    Aren't you glad everyone's getting along?
[10:43] Mab
    I can't believe how much you've changed.
[10:45] Mab
    You're the one who always used to say,
[10:48] Mab
    "Buddying up is for losers
    who can't make it on their own."
[10:51] Kuri
    What a dark past you have, Shusaku.
[10:53] Shi
    An embarrassing reminder!
[10:54] Mab
    How's your leg doing?
[10:57] Shi
    It gets me through daily life just fine.
[11:00] Mab
    I see.
[11:01] Mab
    Videos have been going up online,
[11:04] Mab
    and we're getting some media coverage,
[11:05] Sign
    The Current State of
    Rhythmic Gymnastics
[11:07] Mab
    but men's rhythmic gymnastics
    is still far from being an A-list sport.
[11:12] Shi
    Too true.
[11:13] Mab
    If you'd stayed in the game,
    we might be on top of it right now.
[11:18] Shi
    You give me too much credit.
[11:20] Mab
    I'm not!
[11:21] Mab
    A single star performer
    can make a huge difference.
[11:24] Shi
    We're making new stars.
[11:27] Mab
    If only you hadn't participated
    in that competition...
[11:30] Mab
    I still think about that from time to time.
[11:33] Shi
    Lamenting the past won't build us a future.
[11:38] Mab
    Shida...
[11:42] Shi
    My wife says that a lot.
[11:45] Mab
    You know, I've never actually met your wife.
[11:49] Shi
    Well, she's just very shy.
[11:51] Kuri
    She exists.
[11:52] Mab
    Oh... really?
[11:54] Shi
    Hey!
[11:55] Shi
    Here?
[11:58] Shi
    Are those guys even hidin'?
[12:01] Shi
    I bet they just bailed.
[12:04] Shi
    But, man, the school
     sure is creepy at night...
[12:07] Shi
    Prime real estate for ghosts.
[12:09] Taka
    Wh-Why'd you say that?
    Is this school haunted?
[12:11] Shi
    I heard somethin' about it once.
    How'd it go again?
[12:14] Shi
    The ghost who wanders the halls, Hanako-san....
[12:17] Shi
    No, Yuriko-san.
[12:18] Shi
    Umeko? Suzuko? Takako?
[12:20] Taka
    H-How many of them are there?!
[12:22] Shi
    It's all stupid.
[12:24] Shi
    Only an idiot would believe
     a story like that.
[12:26] Shi
    Right?
[12:28] Taka
    Yeah, totally.
[12:29] Sign
    fnComic Sans MS\shad0\fs16\frz15\pos(118.154,89.693)\bord1\c&HC2619C&\3c&HCEC2C9&}Dance
     along!*
[12:34] O
    Your fan preference is Ma-chan
    of the Tan Tan Girls, as I recall.
[12:38] Ona
    Yeah, wanna watch with?
[12:40] O
    No.
[12:41] O
    I don't hold Ma-chan
    in particularly high regard.
[12:45] Ona
    I guess there's no pleasing some people.
[12:48] O
    Her persona is far too polished.
[12:50] O
    It lacks authenticity.
[12:52] Ona
    Idols are all about the fantasy!
[12:54] Ona
    If you ask me, your oh-so-great Nebuta Dream
    is way too open about how hard they try.
[12:59] O
    Grr.
[13:00] O
    It's Nebuta Dream's aim to form
    a personal connection with their fans.
[13:03] O
    Idols should reflect the truth of life.
[13:06] O
    The pursuit of flawless beauty
    is anachronistically idealistic.
[13:11] Ona
    Ma-chan knows that and does it anyway!
[13:14] Ona
    Who wants to see girls suffering
    for their art after a long day's work?
[13:18] Ona
    Watching them smiling
    and having fun reinvigorates us,
[13:21] Ona
    even if it's just a fantasy!
[13:22] O
    It seems you view idols
    as a means of pure escapism.
[13:26] O
    I see them as my comrades
    in the daily struggles of life.
[13:31] Ona
    What? Quit dressin' it up in fancy language.
[13:33] Ona
    You just like 'em because they're cute!
[13:34] O
    Incorrect.
[13:35] Ona
    You don't think they're cute, then?!
[13:37] O
    A logical fallacy.
    Your argument is invalid.
[13:40] Azu
    So you like yakuza movies, huh?
[13:42] Wata
    Yeah, you know. You, too?
[13:44] Azu
    I'm in it for the action, personally.
[13:47] Azu
    Any flicks you like in particular?
[13:49] Wa
    Anything starrin' Bunya.
[13:51] Azu
    Oh... I'm not a huge fan of his stuff.
[13:57] Azu
    The bad guys always mistreat him,
     and he toughs it out
[13:59] Azu
    only to get killed at the end, y'know?
[14:02] Wata
    That's what makes 'em so great.
[14:04] Azu
    If he's such a bad dude,
    why not kill him off at the start?
[14:08] Wata
    What?!
[14:09] Azu
    And a lot of the time,
    he hides how he feels
[14:11] Azu
    all for the girl he likes, right?
[14:14] Azu
    I'm not a big fan of that.
    Feels old-fashioned.
[14:18] Azu
    Beat the bad guys and get the girl
    in a romantic happy ending!
[14:22] Azu
    I think that's what makes a great movie.
[14:25] Wata
    But a real man—
[14:28] Wata
    No, hang in there.
[14:30] Wata
    That's what real men do.
[14:34] Wata
    I guess a little kid wouldn't
    understand how real men live.
[14:38] Azu
    I-I'm no kid!
[14:40] Sign
    Library
[14:41] Shi
    The library, huh?
[14:43] Tsu
    Shichigahama would never cross on red,
    even with no cars coming!
[14:46] Mu
    When someone asks Takase for directions,
[14:48] Mu
    he always guides them to their destination!
[14:50] Tsu
    Shichigahama always gives up
    his seat for the elderly!
[14:52] Mu
    Takase always picks up litter
    and puts it in the trash can!
[14:55] Tsu
    Shichigahama is—
[14:56] Mu
    Takase is—
[15:02] Taka
    Anyone there?
[15:03] Shi
    I figured Tsukidate would come here first.
[15:06] Ona
    It was Ma-chan's devotion to her public image
    as an idol that attracted me to her!
[15:11] O
    Perhaps she's simply not
    being honest with herself.
[15:13] Ona
    There's nothing dishonest
    about Ma-chan's idol spirit!
[15:15] Ona
    Are you saying you can't
    believe in an idol unless
[15:18] Ona
    they say what they feel every damn second?!
[15:20] O
    I simply prefer to share in their struggles.
[15:22] Ona
    There's no need for idols to show their—
[15:25] Ona
    Er, guess we made too much racket.
[15:29] Ona
    We must be the first to—
[15:32] Ona
    Huh?
[15:33] Taka
    No one here.
[15:36] Wata
    Hangin' in there is what makes a man!
[15:39] Azu
    You gotta beat the bad guy at the start!
[15:41] Wata
    A man should be able to hold back
    for the sake of his sweetheart!
[15:45] Azu
    I prefer romantic happy endings!
[15:48] Azu
    By the way, Watari-san,
[15:49] Azu
    I think you've been a little loud
    for someone playing hide-and-seek!
[15:52] Wata
    What the—
[15:58] Taka
    Another bust, huh?
[16:00] Shi
    For real, where are those guys?
[16:19] Sign
    Sasashichi
    Sasa
    Kamaboko
[16:20] Sho
    Do you think the captains
    have found anyone at all?
[16:23] Misa
    I'd expect it to be a struggle.
[16:25] Sho
    Yeah...
[16:25] Mash
    Your captain is so weird.
[16:28] Misa
    So is yours.
[16:30] Sho
    Our senpais all have such
    distinct personalities.
[16:33] Sho
    Yours, too.
[16:34] Mash
    You think?
[16:36] Mis
    You're the strangest of the bunch, Mashiro.
[16:40] Sho
    I have to wonder if it's a problem for me.
[16:43] Sho
    Maybe I need more of a personality
    to catch up to the rest of you.
[16:47] Mash
    Isn't there anything you like
    besides rhythmic gymnastics?
[16:51] Sho
    Me? Well... I like playing video games
    and reading dictionaries.
[16:54] Sho
    I also really like my mom's gyoza.
[16:56] Mash
    Boring.
[16:57] Sho
    I kinda like the Tan Tan Girls...
[16:59] Sho
    Though not as much as Onagawa-senpai.
[17:02] Sho
    Idt's more just something
     to share with friends.
[17:04] Mash
    Boring.
[17:05] Mash
    Didn't you do something before this?
[17:08] Sho
    Swimming, soccer, baseball...
[17:11] Mash
    Hey, just like me.
[17:12] Sho
    What, really?
[17:14] Mash
    Yeah, I did swimming in kindergarten,
    soccer in elementary school,
[17:17] Mash
    and baseball in junior high.
[17:18] Sho
    That's exactly like me!
[17:20] Sho
    Hey, why did you stop?
[17:21] Sho
    Did you have trouble becoming a regular, too?
[17:25] Mash
    I just got bored 'cause it was too easy.
[17:28] Sho
    Yeah, figures...
[17:29] Mash
    But I found Misa-pon in rhythmic
    gymnastics, and that made it fun.
[17:33] Mash
    I had such a hard time catching up.
[17:36] Misa
    And yet you still surpassed me.
[17:39] Mash
    But you could pass me back at any time.
[17:43] Mash
    You aren't fighting with all your heart yet.
[17:46] Mash
    Even at this training camp,
    you were different from in junior high.
[17:49] Misa
    So were you.
[17:52] Mash
    That's what makes you so much fun.
[17:54] Mash
    It's why I like you.
[17:55] Mash
    And I refuse to lose to people I like.
[18:14] Sho
    I really do want to soar.
[18:17] Sho
    I don't care if I'm cut out for it or not.
[18:20] Sho
    Alongside the two of you...
[18:24] Sho
    No!
[18:28] Sho
    I'll be good enough to compete with you!
[18:30] Sho
    I'm going to learn to soar!
[18:35] Mis
    Futaba...
[18:36] Mash
    H-Hush!
[18:38] Mash
    Shotaro, we're in the middle
     of hide-and-seek!
[18:40] Mash
    They're gonna find us!
[18:40] Mis
    We get it, so just calm down.
[18:42] Mis
    All right?
[18:43] Mash
    L-Let's sit back down...
[18:45] Mis
    Y-Yeah.
[18:47] Mash
    Okay?
[18:54] Shi
    Darn it!
[18:55] Shi
    We haven't found anyone!
[18:56] Shi
    Where are those guys?
[19:00] Shi
    Wh-What the heck?
[19:01] Tak
    That sounds like Mashiro!
[19:03] Shi
    Shotaro! Misato!
[19:06] Shi
    Shotaro! Misato! Where are you?
[19:09] Tak
    Mashiro!
[19:11] Tak
    Mutsu! Ryugamori!
[19:11] Shi
    Tsukidate! Onagawa!
[19:14] Tak
    Ominato! Azuma!
[19:14] Shi
    Watari! Manager!
[19:16] Tak
    Coach Mabuchi!
[19:18] Shi
    Coach!
[19:22] Shi
    Guys!
[19:23] Shi
    Where are you?!
[19:30] Shi
    Wh-Who's there?
[19:32] Tak
    Is that you, Mashiro? M-Mutsu?
[19:35] Shi
    Y-You don't think...
[19:37] Tak
    Think what?!
[19:39] Shi
    The ghost who wanders the halls...
[19:43] Shi
    Umeko-san.
[19:45] Shi
    Or was it Yuriko-san?
[19:46] Shi
    Suzuko-san? Takako-san?
[19:48] Shi
    Matsuko-san? Yumeko-san? Sumiko-san?
[19:50] Shi
    Shigeko-san? Shizuko-san? Mayuko-san?
[19:53] Shi
    Chiyoko-san? Hanayo-san? Hanako-san?
[20:09] Shi
    We can't apologize enough for all the trouble.
[20:11] Guard
    Oh, it's nothing.
[20:14] Guard
    Huh? What's all this now?
[20:17] Shi
    Oh, is this where you all were?
[20:18] Tak
    You guys!
[20:20] Guard
    You mustn't enter this room
    without permission.
[20:22] Tsu
    Oh, the other guard brought us all here.
[20:25] ---
    What?
[20:26] Shi
    Man, I guess the guards were really "it."
[20:31] Mash
    So who won?
[20:33] Ryu
    Who can say?
[20:34] Wat
    The greatest-ever setback in my manhood!
[20:36] Wat
    I must strive to be better!
[20:38] Ona
    At what?
[20:39] Mu
    Thanks.
[20:41] Sho
    Sorry. We helped ourselves to your tea.
[20:43] ---
    Huh?
[20:44] ---
    Huh?
[20:45] Sho
    Oh... the other guard went off
    to look for our teachers, too.
[20:50] ---
    What?
[20:52] Guard
    Truth is, I'm the only guard on duty.
[20:56] Sho
    What?
[22:36] Shi
    S-Senpai?
[22:37] Shi
    Hey, Senpai.
[22:40] Shi
    You're heavy. Really heavy.
[22:42] Shi
    Please wake up, Senpai!
[22:45] Kuri
    Shh!