10 - Socks and Summer Training Camp

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SIGN    You can come observe us!
SIGN    We'd love for you to join!!
SIGN    We want to cheer you on! Please feel free to request us anytime! We're in the old A/V room.
SIGN    Cheerleading Club
[00:11] Uki
    There!
[00:12] Kohane
    The cheerleading club!
    We want to cheer you on!
[00:15] Kohane
    The cheerleading club!
[00:18] Kohane
    It sounds amazing just to say it!
[00:20] Uki
    Come on, let's go to the next spot.
[00:22] Girl
    Um... Are you from the cheer club?
[00:28] Kohane
    Yes! We're in the cheer club!
[00:30] Girl
    Um, I'd like to request...
[00:31] Kohane
    I'm Hatoya from the cheer club!
[00:33] Girl
    Um...
[00:34] Kohane
    Cheer! Club!
[00:35] Uki
    Hey!
SIGN    Anima Yell!
SIGN    A/V Room
SIGN    Cheer Club We'd love for you to join!!
[02:09] Kohane
    We got a request!
[02:12] Kohane
    The request came from
    the manga research club.
[02:15] Kana
    Huh? It's not an athletic club?
[02:17] Hizume
    Then we won't need our uniforms.
[02:19] Kotetsu
    I wonder if we'll be able
    to help them out...
[02:21] Kana
    You're all just accepting this?
[02:23] Hizume
    We basically do anything
    we can to help people out.
[02:28] Hizume
    This must be a first for you, Hanawa-san.
[02:30] Kana
    Hana... Yes...
[02:32] Kohane
    Isn't this exciting, Hanawa-chan?
[02:34] Kana
    It's Kana!
[02:36] Kohane
    Do you have time after
    school today, Hanawa-chan?
[02:38] Kana
    Kana has some free time!
[02:40] Hizu
    That's great, Hanawa-san.
[02:43] Kana
    Ha...nawa...
[02:45] Kotetsu
    Um... Ha... Kana-chan—
[02:47] Kana
    Hanawa!
[02:48] Kotetsu
    Wa?
[02:51] Kotetsu
    I-I'm sorry!
[02:53] Uki
    Sorry. It's all because
    Kohane called you that first.
[02:57] Kana
    Why are you apologizing for Kohane?
[03:00] Kana
    You almost seem like...
[03:02] Uki
    Oh, like her mom?
[03:04] Kana
    Actually, more like a significant other.
SIGN    Boyfriend
    Girlfriend
[03:07] Guy
    Sorry about my girlfriend.
[03:10] Uki
    Thank you!
[03:11] Kana
    F-For what?!
SIGN    Episode 10: Socks and Summer Training Camp
SIGN    Manga Club
SIGN    1 day until our deadline!!
SIGN    1 day until we submit our manuscript
[03:36] Girl
    It's crunch time for us.
SIGN    Manga Club President
[03:38] Girl
    We don't really need cheering,
    but we want you to watch over us.
[03:42] Kohane
    Watch over you?
[03:43] Girl
    We haven't slept for two days...
[03:45] Girl
    But if we sleep, we'll be totally out,
    so if we start to fall asleep...
[03:48] Girl
    Wake us up with this.
[03:50] Kohane
    Huh?
[03:50] Hizu
    Yes, you're right.
[03:52] Hizu
    I can see that happening.
[03:56] Uki
    I don't think that's what
    she meant by "totally out."
[04:03] Hizu
    We're not going to be doing much,
    so I don't think we all need to be here.
[04:09] Kohane
    Wow! There are so many manga books!
[04:11] Kohane
    The Four Great Kings are so cool.
[04:13] Kohane
    Peep?
[04:14] Hizu
    I'll be watching over you, Kohane-san.
[04:17] Kohane
    Peep...
[04:18] Kotetsu
    Oh, I've read that before.
[04:21] Uki
    Really? Which one?
[04:22] Girl
    That one's great, isn't it?!
[04:23] Kotetsu
    Y-Yes?!
[04:24] Girl 2
    I know, right?!
[04:25] Girl
    They even made an anime of it! Wanna watch?
[04:27] Girl 2
    Look at the visual fan book!
[04:34] Girl 2
    There's a piano in this panel...
SIGN    Piano
[04:36] Girl 2
    Who the hell thought there
    should be a piano here?
[04:37] Girl 2
    Wait, it was me!
[04:39] Kotetsu
    There's a piano in the old music room.
[04:42] Kotetsu
    Would you like me to take you there?
[04:47] Girl 2
    Maybe we don't need the piano...
[04:48] Kotetsu
    A third option!
[04:51] Girl 2
    That won't work.
[04:52] Girl 2
    Oh, well. I'll go take a picture of it.
[04:55] Kotetsu
    Oh, so you are going to draw it.
[04:58] Girl 2
    If I skip it just because
    I'm bad at drawing them,
[05:00] Girl 2
    I'll never be able to draw them.
[05:03] Kotetsu
    I'll help!
[05:09] Girl
    Hey, could you guys model for me?
SIGN    We draw portraits! Color/Black & white Illustration exhibition corner 100-200 yen per copy
[05:11] Girl
    I need you to hold hands like a couple.
[05:14] Kohane
    Sure!
[05:15] Uki
    Huh?!
[05:18] Uki
    Kohane... You didn't even
    hesitate for a second!
[05:25] Girl
    This is the moment you fall in love...
    This is the moment you fall in love.
[05:28] Girl
    Lovey-dovey... So lovey-dovey...
[05:28] Uki
    And my excitement went down
    the drain in an instant...
[05:32] Kohane
    I thought that people who
    were good at drawing
[05:35] ---
    could draw anything without
    even looking at it.
[05:38] Uki
    Me, too. I guess that's not the case.
[05:43] Kohane
    We can do other poses, too!
[05:45] Girl
    Then could you act like you're
    trying to grab something high up?
[05:49] Girl
    Like maybe that box up there.
[05:51] Kohane
    Sure!
[05:54] Girl
    You might be a bit too... low.
[05:58] Girl
    Uh, that's not what I meant...
[06:01] Girl
    Now could you link arms?
[06:02] Girl
    Next, could you hug her from behind?
[06:07] Kohane
    We can even do a pose with all five of us!
[06:09] Girl
    I don't want to draw you all.
[06:11] Girl
    Then again... I asked you
    to just watch over us,
[06:14] ---
    so I'm sorry to make you do all this.
[06:16] Hizume
    It's fine. This is a way of supporting you.
[06:19] Hizume
    If you could have someone in the manga say
[06:22] ---
    how great cheerleading is, that'll suffice.
[06:25] Guy
    Is this all I've got?
[06:27] Guy
    But it's not over yet!
SIGN    Cheer is awesome!
[06:30] Guy
    By the way...
[06:31] Guy
    Cheer is awesome!
[06:33] Girl
    Just out of nowhere?!
[06:35] Girl
    I can't include cheer in the manga,
    but I'll draw you something in return.
[06:39] Kohane
    Wow, that's awesome!
[06:41] Girl
    How about a poster for your club?
[06:43] Girl
    What... was that thing?
[06:46] Uki
    It's a cat.
[06:47] Kohane
    Wait, it's not a dog?
[06:49] Kotetsu
    Oh, I thought you had Akane-kun draw that...
[06:53] Hizume
    It's a bunny.
[06:56] Hizume
    It's a bunny.
[06:57] Kana
    I knew it was a bunny! That bunny's so cute!
[07:01] ---
    Cute bun-bun!
[07:07] Kotetsu
    Char... siu... ramen!
[07:14] Girl
    Is the beta section dried yet?
[07:16] Girl
    Erasing now!
[07:17] Girl 2
    I've finished applying the screentone!
[07:19] Girl
    Confirm the page count!
[07:20] Girl
    Also, make sure we didn't miss any dialogue!
[07:22] Girl
    These are good.
[07:23] Girl 2
    These, too.
[07:28] Girl
    Yes! We're done!
[07:30] Both
    We did it!
[07:31] Kohane
    Congratulations!
[07:33] Girl
    Okay, now we can make another volume!
[07:36] Girl
    Manuscript! Manuscript!
[07:37] Uki
    Wait, you're drawing more?
[07:39] Girl
    We want to do everything we can right now.
[07:42] Kohane
    Everything you can?
[07:43] Uki
    But you can barely sit up straight...
[07:46] Girl
    Oh, I'm fine.
[07:49] Girl
    We love drawing manga.
[07:52] Girl
    Things are getting fun now.
[07:59] Girl
    Thanks for all your support!
[08:00] Girl
    We'll handle the rest ourselves!
[08:05] Kohane
    I'm so jealous.
[08:07] Uki
    Of how crazy they look?
[08:09] Kohane
    I mean that they're doing
    everything they can!
[08:14] Kohane
    The reason I started cheer was
    so that I could help people out.
[08:18] Kohane
    But it's not just that. I sort of
    want to face cheer head-on.
[08:25] Hizu
    Face cheer... head-on?
[08:27] Hizu
    A coach?
[08:29] Kohane
    All right, give it all you've got!
[08:31] Kohane
    All you've got!
[08:33] Kana
    Explain it so someone as slow
    as Senpai can understand!
[08:36] Kotetsu
    You realize you just dissed her, Kana-chan...
[08:40] Uki
    So you want to bring cheer
    to a whole new level?
[08:43] Kohane
    Exactly! I knew you'd understand, Uki!
[08:45] kohane
    Bringing cheer to a new level!
[08:46] Kohane
    Our hearts become one, and...
[08:50] Kohane
    The special technique that comes from it!
[08:52] Kana
    That manga you read earlier
    is clearly influencing you...
[08:55] ---
    Hmm.
[08:56] Hizume
    Then maybe a tournament is our next step.
[08:58] Hizume
    In about a month, there's going
    to be a cheer tournament.
[09:02] Uki
    Really?
[09:03] Kohane
    A tournament? That means...
[09:05] Kohane
    Going at it with a friendly rival!
[09:07] Girl
    Heh, you're not bad!
[09:09] Kohane
    And then, the Four Great
    Kings who stand in your way!
[09:12] Uki
    Forget about the manga already!
[09:15] Kana
    Are you going to be okay, Senpai?
[09:18] Kana
    If we try to aim higher with our
    cheerleading, it might be like... last time.
[09:22] Kana
    I'm not sure if you've
    gotten over that incident.
[09:27] Kana
    What if trying to aim for the top
    makes things awkward again?
[09:31] Kana
    I'm worried that you might get hurt.
[09:34] Hizume
    You're right. I'm starting to
    feel like that might happen.
[09:37] Uki
    I've heard of that before...
    It's called brainwashing!
[09:38] Kana
    Are you okay? Are you okay?
[09:41] Hizu
    No, it's all right.
[09:44] Hizu
    And we're not exactly aiming for the top.
[09:47] ---
    We're just going to do our best.
[09:50] Kana
    Senpai...
[09:51] Kohane
    Yeah! Let's do this!
[09:53] Kotetsu
    By the way, Kohane-chan, have you
    gotten used to high places yet?
[09:59] Kana
    Huh? What?
[10:01] ---
    What about high places?
[10:03] Uki
    Kohane's scared of heights.
[10:06] Kana
    Huh?! Our top is scared of heights?!
SIGN    Elevator
[10:08] Kana
    How are we supposed to do an
    elevator or extension, then?!
SIGN    Extension
[10:11] Koha
    I-I can get on an elevator...
[10:15] Kotetsu
    Kohane-chan! Get a hold of yourself!
[10:18] Koha
    But...
[10:19] Koha
    I'll still do my best! I'll do special training!
[10:23] Hizu
    It's almost summer vacation,
    so it might be beneficial if we
[10:26] ---
    do a training camp and
    concentrate on training there.
[10:30] all
    A training camp!
[10:32] Kotetsu
    Training camps mean canteen curry.
[10:35] Uki
    Going to the beach in swimsuits!
[10:37] Kana
    Girl talk at night!
[10:40] Hizu
    Running on the beach is an
    excellent workout for your legs!
[10:43] Uki
    Oh, this is the hardcore kind.
SIGN    A/V Room
SIGN    Cheer Club We'd love for you to join!!
[10:47] Kotetsu
    But where can we hold the training camp?
[10:55] Hizu
    Um...
[10:56] Hizu
    My father's friend said we could
    use their dojo by the ocean.
[11:02] All
    All right! We're having a training camp!
[11:10] Kohane
    The ocean!
[11:12] Kana
    Hey, we're not going to the beach yet!
[11:14] Kotets
    K-Kohane-chan!
[11:16] Uki
    We need to greet the people
    we're staying with first.
[11:21] Both
    Well done...
[11:23] Kana
    Jeez. We came here for a training camp.
[11:26] Hizu
    You seem very committed, Hanawa-san.
[11:28] ---
    That's wonderful.
[11:30] Kana
    S-Senpai!
[11:31] Hizu
    Our goal this trip is cheer.
[11:33] ---
    I have to wonder about any of you
    who are thinking of lazing around
[11:36] ---
    and eating snacks all day.
[11:41] Kana
    I'm so... stupid!
[11:44] Hizu
    What's the matter, Hanawa-san?!
[11:46] Inu
    No one told me I'd have to
    go on a trip with the girls
[11:49] ---
    right after becoming their adviser...
[11:51] Kohane
    Sensei!
[11:53] Inu
    No one told me about this!
[11:55] Hizu
    We'll be there soon. Let's go.
[11:57] Inu
    This wasn't in my contract!
[11:59] Inu
    This is a shady club!
[12:05] Hizume
    Pardon me.
[12:08] Lady
    Coming!
[12:09] Lady
    Oh, Hizume-chan!
[12:12] Lady
    Please, come on in.
[12:14] Inu
    I'm Inukai, the adviser of the cheer club.
[12:18] Inu
    Thank you for having us today.
[12:24] Inu
    I know how to adult.
[12:27] Hizu
    Thank you for having us.
[12:29] Lady
    Oh, Hizume-chan. You've grown
    up to be a beautiful young lady.
[12:33] Kotetsu
    Have you known each other a long time?
[12:35] Lady
    She used to come by with
    her father quite often.
[12:39] Lady
    She said she was going to marry
    her father when she grew up.
[12:43] Lady
    She was absolutely adorable.
[12:45] Lady
    Oh, you must forgive my blathering.
[12:48] Lady
    Let me take you to your rooms.
[12:50] Kana
    No, I'd love to hear more!
[12:55] Lady
    This is the dojo.
[12:59] Kohane
    Wow, it's so pretty!
[13:01] Lady
    My husband is currently away
    with his students,
[13:04] ---
    so use this place however you like.
[13:08] Lady
    Oh, also,
[13:09] ---
    if you turn these panels around,
    there's a mirror on the other side.
[13:12] Kohane
    Is this some kind of ninja place?
[13:14] Kohane
    Wow, that's so cool! It's a huge mirror!
[13:17] Kohane
    High V!
[13:18] Hizu
    This is great.
[13:23] Kohane
    I'm Mirrorman!
[13:28] Uki
    What are you, a grade-schooler?
[13:29] Lady
    I'll lay down some futons in the guest
    room, so you can all sleep there.
[13:33] Inu
    Oh, I'll get them ready.
[13:35] Uki
    She just wants to sleep.
[13:39] Hizu
    All right, let's get started.
[13:42] Hizu
    Our goals for this training camp
[13:44] ---
    are to get better for
    the upcoming tournament,
[13:47] Hizu
    perfect each pose, and try new stunts.
[13:53] Hizu
    And I have one personal goal...
[13:57] Hizu
    Please be prepared!
[14:00] Kana
    Is she glaring at me because
    I wouldn't shut up about the past?
[14:04] Hizu
    Though we said that we've made peace,
[14:08] Hizu
    I still feel a wall between
    Hanawa-san and me.
[14:12] Hizu
    I'm going to tear down that
    wall during this training camp!
[14:16] Hizu
    Let's start with our stretches.
    Let's go, Hanawa-san.
[14:24] Kana
    I'm way too excited...
[14:26] Kana
    I'm okay with dying!
[14:28] Hizu
    D-Does she think I'm that cruel?
[14:32] Hizu
    Of course she has a wall up, then!
[14:34] Hizu
    In that case...
[14:36] Hizu
    This should seem less menacing.
[14:42] Kohane
    Hey, is this a new arm motion?
[14:46] Hizu
    Okay, next...
[14:48] Hizu
    Let's give it a try while looking
    at ourselves in the mirror.
[14:52] Kohane
    Okay!
[14:54] Hizu
    One, two, three, four,
    five, six, seven, eight.
[14:58] Hizu
    Two, two, three, four,
    five, six, seven, eight.
[14:59] Kotets
    I practiced quite a bit on my own.
[15:02] Kotets
    One, two, three, four,
    five, six, seven, eight.
[15:03] Kotets
    I think I might look pretty
    cool and cute doing this!
[15:07] Kotets
    One, two, three, four, fi...
[15:09] Kotets
    Meow!
[15:13] Kohane
    What's the matter, Kotecchan?
    Am I your double now?
[15:15] Kotets
    I'm so embarrassed!
[15:17] Hizu
    It's important to feel that humility.
[15:19] Hizu
    Get to know yourself better,
    and work toward improving that.
[15:24] Hizu
    It's important to know yourself as
    well as the one you're dealing with!
[15:29] Hizu
    I should observe Hanawa-san, as well.
[15:31] Hizu
    Her body looks a bit flushed.
[15:32] Kana
    Senpai... You're so amazing. You're so cool.
[15:33] Hizu
    Her red cheeks, her blank stare...
[15:37] Hizu
    I understand now! She must have a cold.
SIGN    She doesn't understand at all
[15:41] Hizu
    Hanawa-san!
[15:42] Kana
    Yes?!
[15:43] Hizu
    Are you getting chills? Do you
    need another layer of clothing?
[15:46] Hizu
    Are you all right? Your face is all red!
     Maybe you should rest for a bit!
[15:46] Kana
    What?! What?!
[15:49] Lady
    Hizume-chan.
[15:51] Lady
    Do you have a moment?
[15:52] Hizu
    Sure.
[15:57] Kana
    That was so nerve-racking.
[15:59] Kana
    I can't shake the feeling that Senpai's
    been staring at me all morning.
[16:04] Uki
    Now you know how it feels.
[16:08] Kohane
    What? Someone stared at you like that, Uki?
[16:11] Kohane
    Well, aren't you popular?
[16:14] Uki
    Right. She's oblivious.
[16:17] Kohane
    Are you staring at me now?
[16:19] Hizu
    Um, do you have a moment?
[16:22] Hizu
    The matron wanted us to participate
    in an event tomorrow to liven it up.
SIGN    Looking for participants!
SIGN    Come on over to the Karat Beach Summer Festival!!
[16:27] Hizu
    She says they're worried they
    won't have enough participants.
[16:30] Kohane
    What? An event?
[16:32] Hizu
    This training camp is for us to improve,
[16:35] ---
    but she is letting us stay here...
[16:37] Kotets
    Yeah.
[16:38] Kotets
    Right now, we're total freeloaders.
[16:42] Hizu
    L-Let's do this thing!
[16:44] Uki
    But this is tomorrow.
[16:46] Uki
    What are we going to do?
[16:48] Kohane
    If we're going to be dancing on a stage,
    we have the routine we did at the park.
[16:53] Hizu
    But it'll be a new formation for Hanawa-san.
[16:59] Kana
    It's okay! I know it!
[17:01] Uki
    How, though?
[17:02] Hizu
    That's wonderful! Let's put
    everything together, then!
[17:06] Uki
    She's not calling her on that?!
[17:07] Uki
    I guess you two are somehow communicating.
[17:12] Hizume
    What?! But we haven't done anything yet!
[17:16] Uki
    What do you mean?
[17:19] Kohane
    So you wanted to get closer with Hanawa-chan?
[17:23] Hizu
    I felt a wall between us and thought
    she might be frightened of me.
[17:29] Kana
    S-Senpai wants to...
[17:29] Uki
    Do people who are scared of
    you fall over from happiness?
[17:35] Kana
    Um... I'm not scared of you, Senpai!
[17:39] Kana
    You're so amazing! I admire you so much!
[17:42] Kana
    You're so good at cheer,
    you're so calm, and um, uh...
[17:46] Hizu
    I still have a lot to improve on,
    and I'm a normal human being.
[17:51] Hizu
    I know! Please accompany me
    throughout this training camp
[17:55] ---
    and get to know the real me!
[17:59] Kana
    Together with Senpai...
[18:01] Kana
    Just the two of us...
[18:03] Kotets
    Um... Maybe you shouldn't be alone
    with her. I think she might actually die.
[18:08] Kohane
    Then let's go to the beach!
[18:10] Kotets
    Huh?
[18:10] Bg
    Go for...
[18:12] Bg
    ...win!
[18:12] Kohane
    We'll let Mother Nature strengthen our bonds!
[18:14] Uki
    I think their lives are in danger there!
[18:17] Hizu
    Well, since we're here, going to
    the beach might not be a bad idea.
[18:20] Uki
    What? You, too?
[18:24] Hizu
    Everyone,
[18:24] Hizu
    please wear something you can run in.
[18:27] Uki
    Oh... We're running.
[18:35] Kohane
    The ocean!
[18:36] Kotets
    But...
SIGN    Sneakers!!
[18:41] Kotets
    We're wearing sneakers
    with our swimsuits!
[18:43] Hizume
    Good. There aren't too many people around.
[18:48] Kohane
    Wait!
[18:50] Uki
    Hey, Hizume!
[18:51] Kana
    Senpai!
[18:56] Kohane
    Wait...
[19:00] Kohane
    Okay, we ran. Can we go in the water now?
[19:03] Hizume
    Yes. I'm sure your bodies
    have loosened up now.
[19:06] Kohane
    All right!
[19:07] Uki
    Wait, Kohane!
[19:09] Uki
    We need to reapply sunscreen first.
[19:11] Kohane
    Oh, thanks!
[19:12] Kana
    Could you help me with mine, too, Mom?
[19:15] Kotets
    Want me to get your back, Mom?
[19:17] Uki
    Stop calling me Mom!
[19:19] Hizu
    Shall I be the mom and help you out?
[19:22] Kana
    N-No! I'm fine!
[19:24] ---
    I can't trouble you like that!
[19:33] Uki
    Don't worry. You'll eventually get closer.
[19:35] Hizu
    Do you really think so?
[19:36] Uki
    Well, I mean, when she calls you "Senpai,"
    it's sort of like a nickname, right?
[19:42] Uki
    You're basically Kana's idol.
[19:45] ---
    So when she's face to face
    with you, she gets nervous.
[19:50] Uki
    But in the end, that only
    happens because she likes you.
[19:55] Kana
    Senpai...
[19:56] hizu
    Likes me?! So it's not because
    she's scared to death of me?
[20:00] Uki
    To death?!
[20:03] Kana
    Senpai...
[20:07] Kohane
    Hanawa-san!
[20:09] Kana
    Senpai?!
[20:12] Kana
    Stop making things more confusing!
[20:14] Kohane
    Aw, but I thought I'd take Hizume's
    spot and practice with you.
[20:18] Kana
    Like you could ever live up to Senpai!
[20:21] Kana
    Senpai is noble, and she smells wonderful.
[20:24] Kana
    When she smiles, flowers bloom,
[20:26] ---
    birds sing, a gentle breeze blows,
    and the sky turns a deep blue.
[20:31] Kohane
    Yeah, I don't see that happening.
[20:34] Kohane
    I mean, even Hizume gets
    startled and hurt sometimes.
[20:38] ---
    She's just a normal girl.
[20:42] Kotets
    I'd be hurt if my friend tried
    to distance herself from me.
[20:47] Kotets
    Though I guess a girl who
    could make flowers bloom
[20:51] ---
    might not get hurt.
[20:53] Kana
    That's... not...
[20:59] Kana
    true...
[21:04] Kohane
    Then you should walk beside her
    so you can get to know her better!
[21:09] Kohane
    I think that's what Hizume's
    trying to do, too.
[21:12] Kana
    But it's hard to change the
    way I act after all this time.
[21:16] Kotets
    I think you can just go about it gradually.
[21:18] Kohane
    Yeah! Little by little!
[21:22] Kana
    Well, the old me...
[21:24] Kana
    would do a sliding grovel.
[21:26] Kana
    So now, I'll just do a normal grovel.
[21:28] Kotetsu
    Let's try just a little harder than that.
[21:34] Hizu
    Is she so deathly nervous around me
[21:37] ---
    because I'm too forceful or something?
[21:40] Uki
    No, I promise it's not that.
[21:42] Hizu
    But...
[21:45] Kana
    Hizume-senpai!
[21:48] Kana
    Um, if you want, I could
    put sunscreen on your back...
[22:02] Hizu
    Thank you.
SIGN    Free
SIGN    Dive in over here
[23:38] Kohane
    Next time: "Exciting Shoulder Straddle."