5 - Nightmares / At the Convenience Store

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SIGN    After-school Hanako-kun
[00:02] Hanako
    Here we go.
SIGN    Nightmares
SIGN    SIGH...
[00:21] Hanako
    What's up, Yashiro?
[00:22] Hanako
    What are you sighing for?
[00:24] Nene
    You see, I've been having bad dreams lately.
[00:28] Nene
    Every night, I have the same nightmare.
[00:31] Hanako
    A nightmare! Is it about me?!
[00:34] Nene
    Why do you sound so excited?
[00:36] Nene
    And no.
[00:38] Hanako
    Aaaw.
[00:40] Kou
    What kind of dream is it?
[00:42] Nene
    Well... I dream Black Canyon-chan multiplies.
[00:46] Kou
    "Black"... Huh?
[00:49] (Flashback) Nene
    Here you go!
SIGN    Black
    Canyon-chan
[00:51] (Flashback) Nene
    Time for a snack!
[00:56] (Flashback) Nene
    Huh?
[01:01] (Flashback) Nene
    What?!
[01:03] Nene
    I can never tell which one is real!
[01:05] Nene
    What if I'm a failure as a pet owner?!
[01:08] Kou
    That's a pretty cute nightmare.
[01:10] Hanako
    Not much of a nightmare, if you ask me.
[01:13] Hanako
    Wait, Yashiro! This is serious!
[01:15] Nene
    Wh-What's wrong, Hanako-kun?
[01:17] Hanako
    According to this time-tested
    dream-divination manual...
[01:21] Kou; Nene
    Yes?
[01:22] Hanako
    ...having nightmares in the summer is...
[01:25] Kou; Nene
    Is what?
[01:26] Hanako
    ...just a sign that a human
    has perverted desires.
SIGN    TOSS
[01:33] Nene
    Everyone has nightmares in the summer!
[01:35] Nene
    Right, Kou-kun?!
[01:37] Kou
    Nightmares, huh?
[01:41] (Flashback) Kou
    Hey!
[01:43] (Flashback) Kou
    Mitsuba!
[01:46] (Flashback) Kou
    I've been looking for you!
[01:48] (Flashback) Kou
    What're you doing here...
SIGN    Reserved for lame-ass
    traffic-safety earrings
[01:54] Kou
    Oni masks really freak me out!
[01:58] Kou
    I'll make someone pay for this!
[02:01] Nene
    Y-Yeah, that's right.
[02:04] Nene
    Everyone has nightmares.
[02:06] Kou
    Oh, in that case, let's ask
    other people about theirs.
[02:10] Nene
    Huh?
[02:11] Kou
    They might be having all kinds
    of different nightmares!
[02:15] Nene
    Right!
[02:17] Yokoo
    I dream I get a crazy stalker girlfriend.
[02:19] Satou
    In mine, I get eaten by what
    looks like a daifuku mochi.
[02:24] Lemon
    I dream my phone is a parasite.
[02:26] Lemon
    It hooks up directly to my brain
    and controls me.
[02:29] Akane
    I dream Ao-chan gets a boyfriend.
SIGN    Hateful Spirit Begone
[02:34] Aoi
    I don't think I've had many lately.
[02:37] Yako
    I dream I turn into a tanuki.
[02:39] Kou
    People have a lot of unique nightmares.
[02:42] Nene
    Summer gets so hot, it's hard to sleep.
[02:45] Nene
    I can sympathize.
[02:47] Nene
    Well, Hanako-kun?!
[02:49] Nene
    Do you see there's nothing weird
    about summer nightmares now?!
[02:52] Hanako
    Oh, I see, all right.
[02:56] Hanako
    I see that this school is a den of perverts!
SIGN    Stubborn
[02:59] Kou; Nene
    Talk about stubborn.
[03:01] Hanako
    So, there's only one way
    for our dirty-minded Yashiro
[03:03] Hanako
    to stop having nightmares about hamsters!
[03:07] Nene
    I do not have a dirty mind!
[03:09] Hanako
    Discard your base desires,
    and fill your mind with something else!
[03:13] Kou
    Oh!
[03:14] Nene
    Like what?
[03:15] Hanako
    Well...
[03:16] Hanako
    Like me!
[03:17] Hanako
    Or me!
[03:19] Hanako
    Or me!
[03:20] Nene
    Don't I get other options?
[03:22] Kou
    Hey. I bet you just want
    to show up in her dreams.
[03:25] Hanako
    I mean, I am the leader of the Seven Wonders.
[03:29] Hanako
    I figure nightmares are
    kind of in my wheelhouse.
SIGN    So I can't believe I lost out to a hamster.
[03:35] Hanako
    Besides,
[03:39] Hanako
    I want Yashiro to think about me
    waking and sleeping.
[03:42] Nene
    Hang on, Hanako-kun!
[03:44] Hanako
    And you, Yashiro?
[03:46] Hanako
    Do you want to see me, even in your dreams?
[03:50] Teru
    Hi there, Wonder.
    You seem to be enjoying yourself.
[03:55] Nene
    Minamoto-senpai!
[03:57] Teru
    Hello.
[03:58] Teru
    I came to see Kou about something,
[04:01] Teru
    but what were you talking about?
[04:03] Kou
    We were saying we'd been
    having bad dreams lately,
[04:07] Kou
    and Hanako tried to twist things
    to make Senpai dream about him.
[04:10] Hanako
    B-Boy!
[04:12] Teru
    Oh?
[04:13] Teru
    Would you mind telling me more?
[04:16] Hanako
    And there you have it.
[04:18] Teru
    I see.
[04:20] Hanako
    Wh-What?
[04:23] Teru
    Nothing.
[04:25] Teru
    Do nightmares scare you, Yashiro-san?
[04:27] Nene
    Y-Yes. I know it's childish, but...
[04:33] Teru
    A little nightmare frightens you?
    You're adorable, Yashiro-san.
[04:38] Teru
    You're adorable, Yashiro-san.
[04:38] Nene
    And so, with my brain
    full of Minamoto-senpai,
[04:41] Teru
    You're adorable.
[04:42] Teru
    Je t'aime.
[04:46] Nene
    I had lovely dreams that night,
    and we all lived happily ever after.
[04:53] Kou
    What'd you say that for, Teru-nii?
[04:56] Teru
    Driving off nightmares is part of our job.
[05:00] Hanako
    Hey! I've got problems with this ending!
SIGN    At the Convenience Store
[05:35] Teru
    Akane-san?
[05:36] Aoi
    Minamoto-senpai?
[05:41] Teru
    What a surprise.
[05:43] Teru
    I didn't expect to see the most beautiful
    girl in school shopping this late.
[05:46] Aoi
    I'm just as surprised to see you.
    Are you out for a walk?
[05:49] Teru
    On my way home from a
    part-time job, more or less.
[05:52] Teru
    And you?
[05:54] Aoi
    I thought I'd buy some snacks
    to eat with Nene-chan tomorrow.
SIGN    Sea Full of Sharks
[05:59] Teru
    You like those?
[06:01] Aoi
    I do.
[06:03] Aoi
    Now, I should get going.
[06:04] Teru
    By the way, Akane-san.
SIGN    Fun to make
    Sushi Rollers
    Roe Egg Tuna
    Thrilling fruit flavors
[06:08] Teru
    What do you think of these?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Candy you mix with water
    and make yourself
[06:12] Aoi
    How do you mean?
[06:14] Teru
    You see, my little sister's
    started taking an interest.
[06:17] (Flashback) Tiara
    I want to make them with you!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Getting into snacks
    she can have fun making
[06:20] (Flashback) Tiara
    ...with you!
[06:22] (Flashback) Tiara
    ...with you!
[06:24] Teru
    But I have no experience,
    so I don't know if I can do it well.
[06:29] Aoi
    And your point is?
[06:30] Teru
    Let's give it a try tonight.
    In a park or something.
[06:36] Teru
    Wow. You don't look thrilled.
[06:38] Aoi
    I can't imagine anyone would.
[06:40] Teru
    Do you not like me?
[06:42] Aoi
    I have no strong feelings either way.
[06:44] Teru
    You don't hold back.
[06:46] Teru
    Well then, how about these?!
SIGN    Gummy-Gummy Aquarium
SIGN    Gummy-Gummy Aquarium
[06:48] Aoi
    The brand isn't the problem.
[06:51] Teru
    Aww!
[06:52] Teru
    Then I guess I'll have some fun with
    Aoi tomorrow, just the two of us.
[06:56] Aoi
    Minamoto-senpai, are you sleepy,
    by any chance?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Getting tired
    makes him giddy
[07:01] Teru
    I'm fine!
[07:03] Teru
    Oh, right! Tiara said she wanted
    strawberry juice, didn't she?
[07:09] Aoi
    What an odd person.
[07:12] Cashier
    That will be 240 yen.
[07:15] Cashier
    Listen!
[07:16] Aoi
    Huh?
[07:17] Cashier
    You come to this store all the
    time, right?! During my shift!
[07:22] Cashier
    You're so pretty, I couldn't
    stop thinking about you!
[07:24] Cashier
    You keep coming here to see me, don't you?!
[07:27] Cashier
    So I thought,
[07:28] Cashier
    maybe you have a thing for—
[07:30] Teru
    Excuse me, could you...
[07:33] Teru
    ring this up?
[07:35] Teru
    Oh, do you want my number?
[07:38] Cashier
    N-No, thank you.
[07:47] Teru
    Do guys like that bother you, Akane-san?
[07:53] Aoi
    I hate them.
[07:57] Teru
    Then you owe me one.
[08:00] Aoi
    Huh?
SIGN    Gummy-Gummy Aquarium
SIGN    Gummy-Gummy Aquarium
[08:05] Teru
    Huh?
[08:06] Teru
    My shark fell apart!
[08:08] Aoi
    You prodded it before it hardened.
[08:11] Teru
    Would you mind making one for me?
[08:14] Aoi
    After that, we had a fun time
    making candy in the park.
SIGN    Illustration: Kameoka Yuko