6 - The Summer Monster: Toilet-bound Hanako-san / Return of the Summer Monster

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SIGN    Mokke: "Give candy."
SIGN    After-school Hanako-kun
SIGN    Candy
    Bathe
     Trick
SIGN    Brainwash
    Summon
    Fuse
SIGN    Health
    Power
    Charm
SIGN    Mokke: "Om-nom."
SIGN    Mokke: "Bored now."
SIGN    Mokke: "Waaaaah!"
SIGN    Mokke: "Worked up a good sweat."
SIGN    Mokke: "Whew. This is the life."
[00:02] Hanako
    Here we go.
SIGN    Mokke: "Together, we three become..."
SIGN    Mokke: "unbeatable!"
SIGN    The Summer Monster:
    Toilet-bound Hanako-san
[00:19] Nene
    Oh, no!
[00:21] Nene
    A cursed Wonder Item went berserk
SIGN    Summer Monster
[00:23] Nene
    and attacked Hanako-kun!
[00:29] Nene
    Hanako-kun!
[00:31] Nene
    Huh?!
[00:35] Hanako
    What the...?!
SIGN    TA-DAH
SIGN    TA-DAH
[00:35] Nene
    Y-You turned into a girl!
SIGN    Summer Monster
SIGN    Here lies the Monster
[00:41] Mokke A
    Kapow! Rest in peace.
[00:43] Hanako
    And that's that!
[00:46] Nene
    Are you okay?
[00:47] Hanako
    I'm fine!
[00:49] Hanako
    I took out the tool that caused this,
[00:51] Hanako
    so I figure I'll turn back soon.
[00:54] Nene
    How soon?
[00:55] Hanako
    About a day?
[00:57] Nene
    A day, huh...
[00:58] Nene
    Then you should use that day
    to do something girly!
[01:02] Hanako
    Something tells me you're enjoying this.
SIGN    And then? What next?
[01:06] Hanako
    Ta-dah! A bob cut and red skirt.
[01:10] Hanako
    I'm Hanako-san, the ghost girl!
[01:13] Hanako
    What do you think, Yashiro? Am I cute?
[01:16] Nene
    Hanako-kun,
[01:18] Nene
    your legs...
[01:19] Nene
    are so slim!
[01:21] Hanako
    I know, right?
SIGN    HMM...
[01:24] Hanako
    You know, while I'm a girl,
    I should try things only girls can do.
[01:29] Nene
    Like what?
[01:30] Hanako
    Like...
[01:31] Hanako
    Using the women's bath?
[01:34] Nene
    Schools don't have bathhouses.
[01:35] Nene
    You always jump to the dirtiest ideas.
[01:37] Hanako
    Aww.
[01:38] Hanako
    In that case,
[01:39] Hanako
    I'll check out the girls' bathroom!
SIGN    Girls' Bathroom
[01:41] Nene
    You're always in there anyway!
[01:42] Nene
    Forget about that stuff.
[01:43] Nene
    How about...
SIGN    Special Dream Notebook
[01:48] Nene
    visualizing your life with the
    perfect prince you'll meet someday,
[01:53] Nene
    or practicing so you can make
    whatever food or sweets he likes.
[01:59] Nene
    Oh, and don't forget
    pretending you're a princess!
[02:02] Hanako
    Well, I guess you are a princess, Yashiro,
[02:07] Hanako
    but I'm not cut out for princess-ing.
[02:10] Nene
    Are you sure?
[02:11] Hanako
    Wh-What?
[02:12] Nene
    Since you're a girl now,
    how about a makeover?
[02:18] Hanako
    I'm all frilly!
[02:20] Nene
    Cute!
[02:24] Nene
    You look great!
[02:25] Hanako
    Welcome home, Master.
[02:31] Nene
    Sexy!
[02:33] Hanako
    I think I feel a draft.
[02:37] Nene
    Lovely!
[02:39] Hanako
    Time to take your temperature!
[02:44] Hanako
    Hmm... We tried a lot of looks,
    but I think this one feels the most "me."
[02:49] Nene
    Aww! I wanted to see you in more outfits.
[02:52] Nene
    Oh, I know!
[02:54] Hanako
    Hey! Yashiro?!
[02:55] Nene
    Come on. Hold still.
[02:57] Hanako
    My head kind of tickles!
[03:00] Nene
    This won't take long!
[03:02] Nene
    You, too, Mokke-chan!
[03:04] Nene
    Let's all do this together.
[03:09] Nene
    There! All done!
[03:10] Nene
    What do you think? We match!
[03:12] Hanako
    Hmm... I don't really know.
[03:15] Hanako
    We won't get another chance,
[03:16] Hanako
    so let's see what someone else thi—
[03:19] Kou
    Hanako!
[03:21] Kou
    Oww, oww...
[03:23] Kou
    I can't believe you're making
    Senpai clean toilets agai—
[03:26] Nene
    Kou-kun!
[03:27] Hanako
    Boy! Perfect timing!
[03:30] Kou
    Wha... Are you...
[03:32] Nene
    He's totally confused.
[03:34] Kou
    Hanako's big sister?!
[03:36] Hanako
    That's right.
[03:37] Nene
    Hey! Don't tell lies!
[03:39] Kou
    I appreciate everything he does for me!
[03:41] Nene
    Kou-kun has such a good heart.
[03:45] Kou
    A Wonder Item turned you
    into a girl for a day?
SIGN    One Explanation
SIGN    Later
[03:49] Kou
    Are you for real?!
[03:50] Hanako
    Sure I am!
[03:52] Hanako
    So I thought I'd have fun
    doing girls-only things today.
[03:56] Kou
    "Girls-only things"? Like what?
[03:59] Hanako
    Like...
[04:01] Hanako
    seduction, maybe?
[04:04] Hanako
    Now, tell me, boy.
[04:08] Hanako
    Am I cute?
[04:11] Hanako
    Are you losing the urge to exorcise me?
[04:14] Kou
    Nah.
[04:16] Kou
    I'm...
[04:18] Kou
    not really into you!
[04:21] Hanako
    The boy shot me down.
[04:24] Nene
    There, there.
[04:25] Nene
    Why don't you take it easy
    for the rest of the day?
[04:27] Kou
    Girls have it rough, huh?
[04:30] Mokke
    Hey.
[04:32] Mokke
    Am I cute?
[04:33] Kou
    I can't even tell what's different.
[04:37] Tsukasa
    Whose grave is this? Oh, who could it be?
[04:42] Tsukasa
    Wow!
SIGN    Summer Monster
[04:43] Tsukasa
    Look at this weird thing!
SIGN    Return of the Summer Monster
SIGN    Broadcast Room
[04:57] Tsukasa
    Hey, hey! Look!
SIGN    Summer Monster
[04:59] Tsukasa
    I dug up this weird thing!
[05:01] Sakura; Natsuhiko
    Huh?
[05:02] Tsukasa
    What do you think it is?
[05:03] Tsukasa
    Oh, I found a button.
[05:06] Tsukasa
    Boop.
[05:07] Natsuhiko
    Whoa!
[05:10] Natsuhiko
    Miss! Are you hurt?!
SIGN    Sturdy Legs
SIGN    Sturdy Legs
SIGN    Broad Shoulders
SIGN    Broad Shoulders
[05:15] Natsuhiko
    Miss...
[05:16] Sakura
    Aaaaah.
[05:17] Natsuhiko
    A bass voice! This can't be happening!
[05:22] Sakura
    It looks like I turned into a man.
[05:24] Tsukasa
    Wow.
SIGN    Summer Monster
[05:27] Sakura
    So this Wonder Item
    changes the sex of its target.
[05:30] Tsukasa
    Sorry about that.
[05:32] Natsuhiko
    What a disaster.
[05:33] Natsuhiko
    I can't stand to see you reduced to this!
[05:37] Sakura
    Oh, well. I can get by just as well
    as a man or a woman.
[05:41] Natsuhiko
    Huh?!
[05:41] Tsukasa
    Really? Then are you gonna stay a guy forever?
[05:45] Natsuhiko
    No!
[05:46] Natsuhiko
    I... I can't get by like this!
[05:50] Sakura
    Keep it down, Natsuhiko.
[05:52] Sakura
    By the way,
[05:53] Sakura
    can I borrow your uniform?
[05:55] Natsuhiko
    Huh?
[06:00] Sakura
    I suppose I'll have to make do
    with this for today.
[06:02] Natsuhiko
    Talk about handsome!
[06:05] Natsuhiko
    If the girls in our class
    get one look at her...
[06:07] Natsuhiko
    "Glistening youthful sweat!"
[06:09] Natsuhiko
    "Oh, I wish I could be his towel!"
[06:12] Natsuhiko
    "He's kind of a bad boy, but I can fix him!"
[06:15] Natsuhiko
    "The allure of maturity!"
[06:17] Natsuhiko
    "Can I ask you for relationship
    advice tonight?"
[06:20] Natsuhiko
    I haven't got a prayer!
[06:22] Natsuhiko
    She's hotter than me, plain and simple!
[06:25] Sakura
    Yes, yes.
[06:27] Natsuhiko
    Damn it! This is serious!
[06:30] Natsuhiko
    I need to turn her back into
    her beautiful self ASAP.
[06:34] Natsuhiko
    Shrimp!
[06:36] Tsukasa
    Yeah?
[06:37] Natsuhiko
    Turn her back to normal right now.
[06:40] Natsuhiko
    I know you can do it.
[06:43] Tsukasa
    Hmm...
[06:44] Tsukasa
    I could cut it off, I guess.
SIGN    SNIP
SIGN    "Cut what?"
    I didn't dare to ask.
    -by Natsuhiko
[06:49] Sakura
    Natsuhiko, does my sex mean that much to you?
[06:53] Natsuhiko
    Huh?
[06:54] Sakura
    I wouldn't care if you were
    a woman or a water flea.
[07:00] Natsuhiko
    Miss, do you mean...
[07:02] Natsuhiko
    you love me no matter what?
SIGN    BA-DUMP
[07:07] Natsuhiko
    Miss, you've opened my eyes.
[07:12] Natsuhiko
    It doesn't matter what you are.
[07:14] Natsuhiko
    You'll always be my fair lady!
[07:17] Natsuhiko
    If you become a man,
[07:19] Natsuhiko
    then I'll...
[07:21] Natsuhiko
    become a woman!
[07:23] Natsuhiko
    Hold me, Miss—
[07:28] Natsuhiko
    Your love... hits hard.
[07:32] Tsukasa
    You want to turn into a girl?
SIGN    SNIP
[07:33] Natsuhiko
    N-No!
[07:35] Tsukasa
    Leave it to me.
[07:37] Natsuhiko
    Miss, help!
[07:40] Natsuhiko
    No! I said, no!
[07:42] Mitsuba
    Huh? What's this thing?
[07:43] Natsuhiko
    Stop! Stop it!
SIGN    Summer Monster
[07:53] Natsuhiko
    Oh, no!
[07:55] Natsuhiko
    Mitsuba-chan turned into a girl!
[07:57] Mitsuba
    Huh? What?
[07:59] Natsuhiko
    Wait, did he?
[08:01] Tsukasa
    He didn't change much.
[08:03] Sakura
    No, he didn't.
[08:04] Mitsuba
    What are you talking about?
[08:06] Natsuhiko
    Hey, maybe they'll all change back
    if we hit them with that ray again.
SIGN    Summer Monster
[08:11] Tsukasa
    Come on! Up and at 'em!
[08:16] Mitsuba
    Seriously, what's going on?
SIGN    Summer Monster
SIGN    Illustration: Asakawa Haruka & Morita Misuzu