# 5 - Nightmares / At the Convenience Store
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GVDHX85GV/after-school-hanako-kun)
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***SIGN*** After-school Hanako-kun
**[00:02] Hanako**
Here we go.
***SIGN*** Nightmares
***SIGN*** SIGH...
**[00:21] Hanako**
What's up, Yashiro?
**[00:22] Hanako**
What are you sighing for?
**[00:24] Nene**
You see, I've been having bad dreams lately.
**[00:28] Nene**
Every night, I have the same nightmare.
**[00:31] Hanako**
A nightmare! Is it about me?!
**[00:34] Nene**
Why do you sound so excited?
**[00:36] Nene**
And no.
**[00:38] Hanako**
Aaaw.
**[00:40] Kou**
What kind of dream is it?
**[00:42] Nene**
Well... I dream Black Canyon-chan multiplies.
**[00:46] Kou**
"Black"... Huh?
**[00:49] (Flashback) Nene**
Here you go!
***SIGN*** Black
Canyon-chan
**[00:51] (Flashback) Nene**
Time for a snack!
**[00:56] (Flashback) Nene**
Huh?
**[01:01] (Flashback) Nene**
What?!
**[01:03] Nene**
I can never tell which one is real!
**[01:05] Nene**
What if I'm a failure as a pet owner?!
**[01:08] Kou**
That's a pretty cute nightmare.
**[01:10] Hanako**
Not much of a nightmare, if you ask me.
**[01:13] Hanako**
Wait, Yashiro! This is serious!
**[01:15] Nene**
Wh-What's wrong, Hanako-kun?
**[01:17] Hanako**
According to this time-tested
dream-divination manual...
**[01:21] Kou; Nene**
Yes?
**[01:22] Hanako**
...having nightmares in the summer is...
**[01:25] Kou; Nene**
Is what?
**[01:26] Hanako**
...just a sign that a human
has perverted desires.
***SIGN*** TOSS
**[01:33] Nene**
Everyone has nightmares in the summer!
**[01:35] Nene**
Right, Kou-kun?!
**[01:37] Kou**
Nightmares, huh?
**[01:41] (Flashback) Kou**
Hey!
**[01:43] (Flashback) Kou**
Mitsuba!
**[01:46] (Flashback) Kou**
I've been looking for you!
**[01:48] (Flashback) Kou**
What're you doing here...
***SIGN*** Reserved for lame-ass
traffic-safety earrings
**[01:54] Kou**
Oni masks really freak me out!
**[01:58] Kou**
I'll make someone pay for this!
**[02:01] Nene**
Y-Yeah, that's right.
**[02:04] Nene**
Everyone has nightmares.
**[02:06] Kou**
Oh, in that case, let's ask
other people about theirs.
**[02:10] Nene**
Huh?
**[02:11] Kou**
They might be having all kinds
of different nightmares!
**[02:15] Nene**
Right!
**[02:17] Yokoo**
I dream I get a crazy stalker girlfriend.
**[02:19] Satou**
In mine, I get eaten by what
looks like a daifuku mochi.
**[02:24] Lemon**
I dream my phone is a parasite.
**[02:26] Lemon**
It hooks up directly to my brain
and controls me.
**[02:29] Akane**
I dream Ao-chan gets a boyfriend.
***SIGN*** Hateful Spirit Begone
**[02:34] Aoi**
I don't think I've had many lately.
**[02:37] Yako**
I dream I turn into a tanuki.
**[02:39] Kou**
People have a lot of unique nightmares.
**[02:42] Nene**
Summer gets so hot, it's hard to sleep.
**[02:45] Nene**
I can sympathize.
**[02:47] Nene**
Well, Hanako-kun?!
**[02:49] Nene**
Do you see there's nothing weird
about summer nightmares now?!
**[02:52] Hanako**
Oh, I see, all right.
**[02:56] Hanako**
I see that this school is a den of perverts!
***SIGN*** Stubborn
**[02:59] Kou; Nene**
Talk about stubborn.
**[03:01] Hanako**
So, there's only one way
for our dirty-minded Yashiro
**[03:03] Hanako**
to stop having nightmares about hamsters!
**[03:07] Nene**
I do *not* have a dirty mind!
**[03:09] Hanako**
Discard your base desires,
and fill your mind with something else!
**[03:13] Kou**
Oh!
**[03:14] Nene**
Like what?
**[03:15] Hanako**
Well...
**[03:16] Hanako**
Like me!
**[03:17] Hanako**
Or me!
**[03:19] Hanako**
Or me!
**[03:20] Nene**
Don't I get other options?
**[03:22] Kou**
Hey. I bet you just want
to show up in her dreams.
**[03:25] Hanako**
I mean, I *am* the leader of the Seven Wonders.
**[03:29] Hanako**
I figure nightmares are
kind of in my wheelhouse.
***SIGN*** So I can't believe I lost out to a hamster.
**[03:35] Hanako**
Besides,
**[03:39] Hanako**
I want Yashiro to think about me
waking *and* sleeping.
**[03:42] Nene**
Hang on, Hanako-kun!
**[03:44] Hanako**
And you, Yashiro?
**[03:46] Hanako**
Do you want to see me, even in your dreams?
**[03:50] Teru**
Hi there, Wonder.
You seem to be enjoying yourself.
**[03:55] Nene**
Minamoto-senpai!
**[03:57] Teru**
Hello.
**[03:58] Teru**
I came to see Kou about something,
**[04:01] Teru**
but what were you talking about?
**[04:03] Kou**
We were saying we'd been
having bad dreams lately,
**[04:07] Kou**
and Hanako tried to twist things
to make Senpai dream about him.
**[04:10] Hanako**
B-Boy!
**[04:12] Teru**
Oh?
**[04:13] Teru**
Would you mind telling me more?
**[04:16] Hanako**
And there you have it.
**[04:18] Teru**
I see.
**[04:20] Hanako**
Wh-What?
**[04:23] Teru**
Nothing.
**[04:25] Teru**
Do nightmares scare you, Yashiro-san?
**[04:27] Nene**
Y-Yes. I know it's childish, but...
**[04:33] Teru**
A little nightmare frightens you?
You're adorable, Yashiro-san.
**[04:38] Teru**
You're adorable, Yashiro-san.
**[04:38] Nene**
* And so, with my brain*
* full of Minamoto-senpai,*
**[04:41] Teru**
You're adorable.
**[04:42] Teru**
Je t'aime.
**[04:46] Nene**
* I had lovely dreams that night,*
* and we all lived happily ever after.*
**[04:53] Kou**
What'd you say that for, Teru-nii?
**[04:56] Teru**
Driving off nightmares is part of our job.
**[05:00] Hanako**
Hey! I've got problems with this ending!
***SIGN*** At the Convenience Store
**[05:35] Teru**
Akane-san?
**[05:36] Aoi**
Minamoto-senpai?
**[05:41] Teru**
What a surprise.
**[05:43] Teru**
I didn't expect to see the most beautiful
girl in school shopping this late.
**[05:46] Aoi**
I'm just as surprised to see you.
Are you out for a walk?
**[05:49] Teru**
On my way home from a
part-time job, more or less.
**[05:52] Teru**
And you?
**[05:54] Aoi**
I thought I'd buy some snacks
to eat with Nene-chan tomorrow.
***SIGN*** Sea Full of Sharks
**[05:59] Teru**
You like those?
**[06:01] Aoi**
I do.
**[06:03] Aoi**
Now, I should get going.
**[06:04] Teru**
By the way, Akane-san.
***SIGN*** Fun to make
Sushi Rollers
Roe Egg Tuna
Thrilling fruit flavors
**[06:08] Teru**
What do you think of these?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Candy you mix with water
and make yourself
**[06:12] Aoi**
How do you mean?
**[06:14] Teru**
You see, my little sister's
started taking an interest.
**[06:17] (Flashback) Tiara**
I want to make them with you!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Getting into snacks
she can have fun making
**[06:20] (Flashback) Tiara**
...with you!
**[06:22] (Flashback) Tiara**
...with you!
**[06:24] Teru**
But I have no experience,
so I don't know if I can do it well.
**[06:29] Aoi**
And your point is?
**[06:30] Teru**
Let's give it a try tonight.
In a park or something.
**[06:36] Teru**
Wow. You don't look thrilled.
**[06:38] Aoi**
I can't imagine anyone would.
**[06:40] Teru**
Do you not like me?
**[06:42] Aoi**
I have no strong feelings either way.
**[06:44] Teru**
You don't hold back.
**[06:46] Teru**
Well then, how about *these*?!
***SIGN*** Gummy-Gummy Aquarium
***SIGN*** Gummy-Gummy Aquarium
**[06:48] Aoi**
The brand isn't the problem.
**[06:51] Teru**
Aww!
**[06:52] Teru**
Then I guess I'll have some fun with
Aoi tomorrow, just the two of us.
**[06:56] Aoi**
Minamoto-senpai, are you sleepy,
by any chance?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Getting tired
makes him giddy
**[07:01] Teru**
I'm fine!
**[07:03] Teru**
Oh, right! Tiara said she wanted
strawberry juice, didn't she?
**[07:09] Aoi**
*What an odd person.*
**[07:12] Cashier**
That will be 240 yen.
**[07:15] Cashier**
Listen!
**[07:16] Aoi**
Huh?
**[07:17] Cashier**
You come to this store all the
time, right?! During my shift!
**[07:22] Cashier**
You're so pretty, I couldn't
stop thinking about you!
**[07:24] Cashier**
You keep coming here to see *me*, don't you?!
**[07:27] Cashier**
So I thought,
**[07:28] Cashier**
maybe you have a thing for—
**[07:30] Teru**
Excuse me, could you...
**[07:33] Teru**
ring this up?
**[07:35] Teru**
Oh, do you want *my* number?
**[07:38] Cashier**
N-No, thank you.
**[07:47] Teru**
Do guys like that bother you, Akane-san?
**[07:53] Aoi**
I hate them.
**[07:57] Teru**
Then you owe me one.
**[08:00] Aoi**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Gummy-Gummy Aquarium
***SIGN*** Gummy-Gummy Aquarium
**[08:05] Teru**
Huh?
**[08:06] Teru**
My shark fell apart!
**[08:08] Aoi**
You prodded it before it hardened.
**[08:11] Teru**
Would you mind making one for me?
**[08:14] Aoi**
* After that, we had a fun time*
* making candy in the park.*
***SIGN*** Illustration: Kameoka Yuko