4 - A Ninja and an Assassin's Relationship

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[00:07] SATOKO
    We sure got drenched, huh?
[00:10] KONOHA
    The rain came out of nowhere.
[00:12] SATOKO
    Let's go take a bath before we catch a cold!
[00:17] KONOHA
    You're right.
[00:20] KONOHA
    I'll go in first.
[00:24] KONOHA
    Why are you coming in with me?
[00:26] SATOKO
    Isn't it better if we get in together?
[00:29] KONOHA
    Huh?
[00:30] KONOHA
    I don't want to.
[00:34] SATOKO
    S-So cold...
[00:42] SATOKO
    What are you watching?
[01:03] SATOKO
    That scared me.
[01:05] SATOKO
    This is a scary film, isn't it?
[01:07] KONOHA
    Hey, stop clinging to me.
[01:09] SATOKO
    S-Sorry.
[01:13] KONOHA
    I'm going to bed now.
[01:17] SATOKO
    Um...
[01:19] SATOKO
    Can I sleep over here tonight?
[01:21] KONOHA
    Where's this coming from?
[01:22] SATOKO
    Well...
[01:23] SATOKO
    The movie earlier was scary...
[01:26] SATOKO
    And the kitchen is a bit cold, so...
[01:31] SATOKO
    Oh, and also,
[01:33] SATOKO
    Leader told me the other day
    that our situation is weird!
[01:37] SATOKO
    She told me that they bathe
    together and sleep together.
[01:42] SATOKO
    They seem to get along very well.
[01:45] KONOHA
    I mean, yeah, maybe that works for them,
[01:49] KONOHA
    but you're a freeloader here.
[01:51] KONOHA
    And we're just colleagues, anyway.
[01:54] SATOKO
    Huh?
[01:57] KONOHA
    Goodnight.
[02:16] SIGN
    A Ninja and an Assassin
    Under One Roof
[03:33] SIGN
    A Ninja and an Assassin's Relationship
[03:35] SIGN
    Leaf 4
[03:36] SATOKO
    Leader!
[03:38] SATOKO
    She told me we're just colleagues!
[03:40] SATOKO
    What do you think about that?!
[03:42] KURO
    What do I think? Well...
[03:43] KURO
    Sounds like something she'd say.
[03:45] SATOKO
    Is that all?!
[03:47] KURO
    Also, stop calling me every
    time something happens.
[03:51] KURO
    I'm a busy woman!
[03:53] SATOKO
    Huh...
[03:54] KURO
    Can't you try to hide that "but you're
    unemployed" look on your face?
[03:58] KURO
    Forget it. I'm going home.
[03:59] SATOKO
    Please wait!
[04:00] SATOKO
    You're the only one I can rely on, Leader!
[04:05] KURO
    What was that?
[04:06] SATOKO
    You're the only one I can rely on, Leader!
[04:13] KURO
    What are you displeased about, anyway?
[04:16] KURO
    As long as you have food, clothes,
    and shelter, isn't that enough?
[04:19] SATOKO
    Th-That's true.
[04:20] KURO
    Wow, you agreed so easily.
[04:22] SATOKO
    Thank you so much!
[04:24] SATOKO
    It's resolved now!
[04:25] SATOKO
    Bye!
[04:26] KURO
    Hey, don't try to leave!
[04:27] SIGN
    End
[04:30] KURO
    So in other words,
[04:32] KURO
    you're dissatisfied with
    your relationship, right?
[04:35] SATOKO
    Yes! That's right!
[04:38] SATOKO
    When I spoke with you and your
    girlfriend the other day,
[04:42] SATOKO
    you two seemed to be very close.
[04:44] SATOKO
    I couldn't help comparing
    the two of us to that.
[04:48] SATOKO
    I want me and Konoha-san
    to be the way you two are!
[04:52] KURO
    Huh?!
[04:53] KURO
    Does that mean...
[04:55] KURO
    S-Seriously?
[04:57] KURO
    I see...
[05:00] KURO
    You have lousy taste in women.
[05:04] KURO
    Okay, then!
[05:06] KURO
    If that's what this is about,
    I'll help you out!
[05:11] SATOKO
    Thank you so much!
[05:13] SATOKO
    I'll be in your care!
[05:15] SATOKO
    I hope I can live happily with
    Konoha-san like the two of them!
[05:19] KURO
    Yeah, leave it to me!
[05:21] KURO
    I didn't know she wanted
    to be a couple like us!
[05:28] SATOKO
    What are these?
[05:30] KURO
    Well, as far as I've seen,
    your feelings seem to be one-sided.
[05:36] KURO
    So let's start by doing things
    that'll gain her affection.
[05:39] SATOKO
    Really?
[05:42] SATOKO
    I have a long way to go.
[05:43] KURO
    Don't worry.
[05:45] KURO
    You may not know it,
    but I'm actually pretty popular.
[05:51] SATOKO
    Leader...
[05:52] KURO
    So just leave it to me.
[05:55] SATOKO
    Okay!
[05:57] KURO
    Now, let's get started.
[05:58] KURO
    Upon thorough investigation,
[06:00] KURO
    the number one thing popular
    men desire in a partner is...
[06:04] KURO
    the face!
[06:06] KURO
    It says, "If a girl has a cute face,
    anything she does is cute."
[06:10] KURO
    Well, Yuri is cute.
[06:18] KURO
    Average.
[06:19] KURO
    Okay, the number two thing is...
[06:20] KURO
    the body!
[06:22] KURO
    "A nice body makes me happy."
[06:24] KURO
    Yuri fits this, too.
[06:29] KURO
    Average.
[06:30] KURO
    Next.
[06:31] KURO
    Number three is... cooking!
[06:33] KURO
    "If she can secure your stomach,
    there's no escape."
[06:36] KURO
    Satoko, you can pull this one off.
[06:39] SATOKO
    Yes! I'm confident in my cooking!
[06:44] SATOKO
    Thank you so much, Leader!
[06:48] KURO
    Sure! Good luck!
[06:57] KONOHA
    I'm home.
[06:58] SATOKO
    Welcome back, Konoha-san!
[07:00] KONOHA
    Whoa. What's with that outfit?
[07:03] SATOKO
    Is it cute?
[07:08] (Flashback) KURO
    Leader's advice #1!
[07:11] (Flashback) KURO
    It feels good to see them cook!
[07:11] SATOKO
    Eat up.
[07:14] (Flashback) KURO
    Leader's advice #2!
[07:17] (Flashback) KURO
    It feels good to see them in sexy outfits.
[07:17] SATOKO
    Only a peek.
[07:23] KONOHA
    You'll get burned.
[07:26] SATOKO
    Huh?
[07:27] KONOHA
    So what's for dinner tonight?
[07:34] SATOKO
    It's tempura!
[07:36] KONOHA
    You'll get burned.
[07:40] SATOKO
    It's finished.
[07:42] SATOKO
    My skin stings... It hurts...
[07:44] KONOHA
    I told you so. It's because
    you're dressed like that.
[07:47] KONOHA
    Nothing tastes good when I eat it
    looking at someone covered in burns.
[07:51] SATOKO
    I feel like a fool wearing this outfit, then!
[07:54] KONOHA
    You are a fool.
[07:56] SATOKO
    Leader! It's not working!
[07:57] KURO
    Peace.
[07:59] KONOHA
    So loud.
[08:00] (Flashback) KURO
    Leader's advice #3!
[08:03] (Flashback) KURO
    Girls who are good at cooking are popular!
[08:06] SATOKO
    Is the tempura good?
[08:07] KONOHA
    It's good.
[08:09] SATOKO
    Oh, I'm so glad.
[08:11] SATOKO
    As the one who cooked it, it makes me happy
[08:13] SATOKO
    to see you smile like that as you eat!
[08:16] KONOHA
    Am I smiling right now?
[08:19] SATOKO
    Yes. You're beaming!
[08:22] KONOHA
    Can we eat separately from now on?
[08:24] SATOKO
    What? Wh-Why?
[08:31] (Flashback) KURO
    Leader's advice #4.
[08:34] (Flashback) KURO
    Girls who are good listeners are popular.
[08:36] SATOKO
    Konoha-san...
[08:37] SATOKO
    How was school today?
[08:40] KONOHA
    Normal, I guess.
[08:42] SATOKO
    I see.
[08:48] KONOHA
    Oh.
[08:49] SATOKO
    What?! What is it?!
[08:50] KONOHA
    I did a job by myself on
    my way home from school.
[08:53] KONOHA
    Could you go dispose of the body?
[08:56] (Flashback) KURO
    Leader's advice #5...
[09:00] (Flashback) KURO
    Girls you can rely on are popular!
[09:04] SATOKO
    Leave it to me!
[09:14] SATOKO
    This is it.
[09:16] SATOKO
    Konoha-san sure is messy!
[09:21] SATOKO
    Was she like this before she
    started working with me?
[09:26] SATOKO
    She won't talk about herself
    with me, after all...
[09:30] HATSUKO
    Don't move.
[09:32] HATSUKO
    You're wide open.
[09:34] HATSUKO
    Someone like you took out
    Big Sis and the others?
[09:37] SATOKO
    You're a ninja pursuer...
[09:41] HATSUKO
    It has a paralyzing drug on it.
    You won't be able to move.
[09:46] HATSUKO
    I'll get straight to the point.
[09:48] SIGN
    Asuka
[09:48] SIGN
    Fumiko
[09:48] SIGN
    Midori
[09:48] HATSUKO
    Can you turn them back?
[09:52] HATSUKO
    These ninjas who turned into leaves.
[09:54] SIGN
    Michiru
[09:54] SIGN
    Arisa
[09:55] HATSUKO
    Can you turn Big Sis and everyone else back?
[09:59] SATOKO
    You've been collecting them.
[10:00] HATSUKO
    Hey. Answer me.
[10:02] SATOKO
    I-I don't know.
[10:04] HATSUKO
    No matter.
[10:06] HATSUKO
    I expected that.
[10:09] HATSUKO
    I'm sure you already knew,
[10:11] HATSUKO
    but anyone back in the village
    can use basic ninja skills.
[10:15] HATSUKO
    But just like your leaf-turning ability,
[10:18] HATSUKO
    the ninjutsu that people are born
    with varies from person to person.
[10:22] HATSUKO
    A ninja who used a technique
    similar to yours in the past
[10:25] HATSUKO
    was able to break down a
    broken object into leaves
[10:28] HATSUKO
    and then return it to a whole object.
[10:32] SIGN
    Plans
[10:32] HATSUKO
    If you don't know how to turn them back yet,
[10:37] HATSUKO
    I can take you back to the village
    and train you until you learn it.
[10:41] HATSUKO
    Of course, I'll kill you after that.
[10:47] SIGN
    Plans
[10:47] HATSUKO/KONOHA
    "There are ninjas in the village
    who can resurrect the dead."
[10:52] KONOHA
    "Big Sis and the others can
    still come back to life."
[10:57] KONOHA
    So that's what she was planning?
[11:02] SATOKO
    Konoha-san...
[11:03] KONOHA
    I accidentally let you go out on your own.
[11:06] KONOHA
    Are you okay?
[11:07] SATOKO
    I'm fine.
[11:09] SATOKO
    I still can't quite move, though...
[11:12] KONOHA
    Give me your leg.
[11:13] SATOKO
    I didn't know you'd worry about me.
[11:16] KONOHA
    Of course I do.
[11:18] KONOHA
    You're my precious colleague.
[11:23] KONOHA
    But that's amazing.
    Can your ninja skills really do that?
[11:26] KONOHA
    Turn people back, I mean.
[11:29] SATOKO
    I don't know.
[11:31] SATOKO
    I didn't pay attention in class, after all.
[11:34] KONOHA
    I see.
[11:36] KONOHA
    It might be useful if you
    could learn how to do that.
[11:39] KONOHA
    Well, for now, turn this one
    into leaves so we can go...
[11:42] KONOHA
    Oh, wait.
[11:44] KONOHA
    There's a possibility they
    can come back to life.
[11:49] KONOHA
    In that case...
[11:50] KONOHA
    let's burn them.
[11:56] YURIKO
    Coming.
[11:57] KURO
    Hey, you two.
[11:58] YURIKO
    Satoko-chan and Assassin-chan.
[12:01] KONOHA
    Please don't call me Assassin-chan.
[12:03] YURIKO
    What happened to Satoko-chan?
[12:05] KONOHA
    She got a bit hurt.
[12:07] KONOHA
    But that's not the point.
[12:09] KONOHA
    I've heard that she's been in your
    care, so I brought something.
[12:13] YURIKO
    Oh, my! Roasted sweet potatoes!
[12:15] KURO
    So you are capable of such gestures.
[12:18] KONOHA
    We cooked too many.
[12:20] YURIKO
    Thank you. I love roasted sweet potatoes.
[12:22] KURO
    What's this, Satoko?
[12:25] KURO
    Looks like you two are getting along.
[12:27] SATOKO
    Konoha-san! Please let me down!
[12:29] SATOKO
    This is embarrassing!
[12:33] SATOKO; KONOHA< KURO; YURIKO
    Ninkoro.
[12:37] AYAKA
    Ninkoro.
[12:39] KONOHA
    I'm home.
[12:49] KONOHA
    Huh?
[12:55] KONOHA
    What's all this?
[12:57] SATOKO
    Welcome home.
[13:00] KONOHA
    No, what is this?
[13:02] KONOHA
    There's nothing here.
[13:04] SATOKO
    The ninja the other day said that
[13:07] SATOKO
    I could have the ability to turn back
    things that I've turned into leaves...
[13:12] KONOHA
    Wait, why?
[13:15] KONOHA
    Why would you test it on my furniture
    when you can't do that yet?
[13:19] KURO
    So you got kicked out and came to us, huh?
[13:23] SATOKO
    No. I ran away.
[13:26] SATOKO
    I was practicing for Konoha-san's
    sake, and yet she...
[13:28] KURO
    You were definitely in the wrong this time.
[13:32] SATOKO
    Well, I do feel bad for turning her
    furniture into leaves without permission...
[13:37] YURIKO
    Now, now. Conflict can be necessary.
[13:40] YURIKO
    If you want to live together
    in harmony, that is.
[13:43] YURIKO
    You can stay with us until things calm down.
[13:46] SATOKO
    Yay!
[13:46] KURO
    Ugh, no way!
[13:57] YURIKO
    It's morning, Kuro-chan, Satoko-chan.
[14:01] SATOKO
    Okay.
[14:02] YURIKO
    Did you sleep well?
[14:04] SATOKO
    Yes! I slept much better than usual!
[14:07] YURIKO
    Probably because you
    normally sleep in the kitchen.
[14:10] KURO
    Yuri.
[14:13] KURO
    What's for breakfast?
[14:15] YURIKO
    What do you think?
[14:18] YURIKO
    It's your favorite, Kuro-chan.
[14:19] KURO
    Hmm... Omelets?
[14:23] YURIKO
    Correct!
[14:24] KURO
    I'm so happy.
[14:30] KURO
    I love you, Yuri.
[14:33] YURIKO
    Not now, Kuro-chan.
[14:35] YURIKO
    Satoko-chan is looking.
[14:39] YURIKO
    Wait, she really is looking!
[14:41] KURO
    I forgot!
[14:42] SATOKO
    Huh? Is that even possible?
[14:50] YURIKO
    Well, I'm off to work.
[14:52] KURO
    Uh, hang on, Yuri.
[14:54] YURIKO
    Ah, that's right.
[14:58] YURIKO
    Here. Good luck job-hunting.
[15:01] KURO
    Thanks, Yuri.
[15:03] YURIKO
    Satoko-chan.
[15:04] YURIKO
    Could you help me take out the trash?
[15:07] SATOKO
    Oh, sure!
[15:08] KURO
    I can do that.
[15:10] YURIKO
    No need. I'd prefer Satoko-chan.
[15:14] YURIKO
    Satoko-chan, I have a favor to ask.
[15:17] SATOKO
    Sure! What is it?
[15:18] YURIKO
    Could you check to see what Kuro-chan
    is up to while I'm at work?
[15:23] SATOKO
    Check on Leader?
[15:24] YURIKO
    Yes.
[15:26] YURIKO
    I'm a little worried.
[15:28] YURIKO
    Kuro-chan is easily tempted...
[15:31] SATOKO
    I see.
[15:33] SATOKO
    I'll try!
[15:39] KURO
    All done.
[15:42] KURO
    I was able to finish the chores
    early thanks to your help.
[15:46] SATOKO
    You can count on me!
[15:48] KURO
    Yeah.
[15:49] KURO
    What good timing.
[15:51] KURO
    Okay. I'm going to start job-hunting now.
[15:55] KURO
    Don't follow me, Satoko.
[16:01] SATOKO
    Okay! I understand!
[16:13] SATOKO
    Hmm... Could she be cheating?
[16:33] SATOKO
    Oh, she went in somewhere.
[16:35] SIGN
    Pachinko
[16:43] YURIKO
    So how did it go, Satoko-chan?
[16:45] YURIKO
    Did Kuro-chan go to a pachinko parlor?
[16:48] SATOKO
    Yes, she did!
[16:50] SATOKO
    A very noisy place!
[16:51] KURO
    Hey! I told you not to tell her!
[16:54] YURIKO
    You promised you'd never go again...
[16:57] YURIKO
    And you even lied...
[16:58] KURO
    You've got it all wrong!
[17:01] YURIKO
    How am I wrong?
[17:03] KURO
    No, I mean...
[17:04] KURO
    There's no recreation back at the village.
[17:07] KURO
    Compared to that, there's so much here.
[17:10] KURO
    I didn't know so many fun
    things existed in the world.
[17:14] SATOKO
    Oh! Was the loud place you were
    at the same as the man we saw?
[17:18] YURIKO
    What do you mean?!
[17:19] YURIKO
    Are you... cheating on me?!
[17:21] KURO
    What?! I was just asking him about the horses!
[17:23] YURIKO
    Horses?!
[17:24] YURIKO
    Don't tell me you've also been betting
    on horse races on top of pachinko!
[17:28] KURO
    What about you?
[17:29] KURO
    You used Satoko to monitor me!
[17:32] YURI
    You're no better! You paid her to keep quiet!
[17:34] KURO
    That's...
[17:35] SATOKO
    This is uncomfortable...
[17:36] KURO
    Anyway, please have more trust in me!
[17:36] YURIKO
    You jerk! Jerk!
[17:44] KURO
    What now?
[17:46] SATOKO
    I know what this is.
[17:47] KURO
    A ninja pursuer!
[17:50] AYAKA
    I finally found you....
[17:53] AYAKA
    Leader!
[17:54] KURO
    Huh? Me?
[18:01] AYAKA
    How could you?! When you have someone like me!
[18:05] KURO
    Huh?
[18:05] AYAKA
    I left the village because
    you said you were leaving!
[18:09] KURO
    You're... Sayuri!
[18:11] AYAKA
    It's Ayaka!
[18:12] AYAKA
    Did you forget my name already?!
[18:15] KURO
    Sorry...
[18:16] AYAKA
    And you're even living with
    this... this civilian woman!
[18:21] AYAKA
    This is unheard of!
[18:22] AYAKA
    You're being tricked, right?
[18:25] AYAKA
    Don't worry. I'll save you now!
[18:30] KURO
    Wait!
[18:30] AYAKA
    Die!
[18:40] KONOHA
    Wow, that was a close one.
[18:43] SATOKO
    Konoha-san!
[18:44] KONOHA
    Why did you bother protecting her?
[18:46] SATOKO
    Because...
[18:48] YURIKO
    Thank you, Satoko-chan.
[18:50] YURIKO
    You put yourself in danger to protect me.
[18:52] SATOKO
    Ah, no. Konoha-san was the one who saved us.
[18:55] SATOKO
    Besides...
[18:56] KURO
    Yuri!
[18:59] YURIKO
    Thank you, Assassin-chan.
[19:02] KONOHA
    I wouldn't have helped if
    Satoko-chan hadn't covered you.
[19:06] YURIKO
    What?
[19:07] YURIKO
    Does that mean you wanted me to die?
[19:10] YURIKO
    So scary.
[19:12] KURO
    H-Hey, Satoko, that...
[19:15] KURO
    You two are so efficient, I couldn't stop
    you from turning her into leaves...
[19:20] KURO
    But she was a comrade who
    left the village with us.
[19:20] YURIKO
    Your ex? Was she your ex?
[19:23] SATOKO
    Oh...
[19:24] KURO
    She was just acting out a little.
    Isn't there anything you can do?
[19:28] SATOKO
    I see...
[19:29] SATOKO
    Then, rather than burning her,
    I'll use her for my resurrection training!
[19:29] SIGN
    Sayuri
[19:33] KURO
    "Using" her doesn't sound very moral...
[19:37] KONOHA
    Well, let's head home, Satoko-chan.
[19:40] SATOKO
    What? But I ran away from—
[19:42] KURO
    Go on home, Satoko.
[19:45] KURO
    Don't you understand?
[19:47] KURO
    She instantly came to your aid because
    you endangered yourself for Yuri.
[19:54] KURO
    Maybe she's been keeping an eye on you
    to make sure you wouldn't be in danger.
[20:02] KURO
    She worries about you, Satoko.
[20:07] KONOHA
    Come on. Let's hurry home.
[20:14] SATOKO
    Konoha-san...
[20:16] SATOKO
    I'm sorry about that.
[20:18] KONOHA
    Don't worry about it.
[20:19] SATOKO
    Also, about what you said before...
[20:22] KONOHA
    Before?
[20:23] SATOKO
    Um, about covering for Leader's girlfriend.
[20:27] KONOHA
    Yeah?
[20:28] SATOKO
    I actually just tripped in front of her.
[20:33] SATOKO
    Aw, snap.
[20:37] SATOKO
    Huh? Did you just laugh?
[20:38] KONOHA
    No.
[20:39] SATOKO
    You definitely did.
[20:41] KONOHA
    Enough. Let's go home.
[20:43] KONOHA
    To our home with nothing.
[20:45] SATOKO
    You haven't bought any furniture?
[20:50] MARIN
    I've found you,
[20:54] MARIN
    Glasses Assassin.
[22:23] SIGN
    To Be Continued
[22:27] KURO
    This got out of hand.
[22:30] YURIKO
    What should we tell the police?
[22:33] KURO
    Guess we'll have to move out.
[22:36] KURO
    But we'd need money...
[22:39] YURIKO
    That's true...
[22:40] YURIKO
    You can't go to pachinko
    parlors or races anymore.
[22:43] KURO
    I said I'm sorry.
[22:45] SIGN
    TV
[22:45] SIGN
    Dresser
[22:45] SIGN
    Bed
[22:46] KONOHA
    Don't do it again.
[22:48] KONOHA
    Next time, I'll make you pay for everything.
[22:51] SATOKO
    Okay...
[22:52] KONOHA
    Well, there's nothing to do, so let's go to bed.
[23:01] KONOHA
    Satoko-chan.
[23:03] KONOHA
    Want to sleep next to me?
[23:05] SATOKO
    What? Really?!
[23:07] KONOHA
    Well, this room is cold.
[23:09] KONOHA
    If only we had the heater...
[23:12] SATOKO
    I'm sorry...
[23:13] SATOKO
    I turned them all into leaves.
[23:20] KONOHA
    Night.
[23:21] SATOKO
    Yes. Goodnight, Konoha-san.
[23:29] SIGN
    Next
[23:29] SIGN
    Episode
[23:30] SATOKO
    You're very strong, Konoha-san.
[23:32] SATOKO
    You can carry me with ease. Can I try, too?
[23:36] SATOKO
    It's impossible.
[23:37] SATOKO
    You're heavy, Konoha-san.
[23:38] KONOHA
    You're pissing me off.