# 4 - A Ninja and an Assassin's Relationship
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GNVHKN9EW/a-ninja-and-an-assassin-under-one-roof)
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**[00:07] SATOKO**
We sure got drenched, huh?
**[00:10] KONOHA**
The rain came out of nowhere.
**[00:12] SATOKO**
Let's go take a bath before we catch a cold!
**[00:17] KONOHA**
You're right.
**[00:20] KONOHA**
I'll go in first.
**[00:24] KONOHA**
Why are you coming in with me?
**[00:26] SATOKO**
Isn't it better if we get in together?
**[00:29] KONOHA**
Huh?
**[00:30] KONOHA**
I don't want to.
**[00:34] SATOKO**
S-So cold...
**[00:42] SATOKO**
What are you watching?
**[01:03] SATOKO**
That scared me.
**[01:05] SATOKO**
This is a scary film, isn't it?
**[01:07] KONOHA**
Hey, stop clinging to me.
**[01:09] SATOKO**
S-Sorry.
**[01:13] KONOHA**
I'm going to bed now.
**[01:17] SATOKO**
Um...
**[01:19] SATOKO**
Can I sleep over here tonight?
**[01:21] KONOHA**
Where's this coming from?
**[01:22] SATOKO**
Well...
**[01:23] SATOKO**
The movie earlier was scary...
**[01:26] SATOKO**
And the kitchen is a bit cold, so...
**[01:31] SATOKO**
Oh, and also,
**[01:33] SATOKO**
Leader told me the other day
that our situation is weird!
**[01:37] SATOKO**
She told me that they bathe
together and sleep together.
**[01:42] SATOKO**
They seem to get along very well.
**[01:45] KONOHA**
I mean, yeah, maybe that works for them,
**[01:49] KONOHA**
but you're a freeloader here.
**[01:51] KONOHA**
And we're just colleagues, anyway.
**[01:54] SATOKO**
Huh?
**[01:57] KONOHA**
Goodnight.
**[02:16] SIGN**
A Ninja and an Assassin
Under One Roof
**[03:33] SIGN**
A Ninja and an Assassin's Relationship
**[03:35] SIGN**
Leaf 4
**[03:36] SATOKO**
Leader!
**[03:38] SATOKO**
She told me we're just colleagues!
**[03:40] SATOKO**
What do you think about that?!
**[03:42] KURO**
What do I think? Well...
**[03:43] KURO**
Sounds like something she'd say.
**[03:45] SATOKO**
Is that all?!
**[03:47] KURO**
Also, stop calling me every
time something happens.
**[03:51] KURO**
I'm a busy woman!
**[03:53] SATOKO**
Huh...
**[03:54] KURO**
Can't you try to hide that "but you're
unemployed" look on your face?
**[03:58] KURO**
Forget it. I'm going home.
**[03:59] SATOKO**
Please wait!
**[04:00] SATOKO**
You're the only one I can rely on, Leader!
**[04:05] KURO**
What was that?
**[04:06] SATOKO**
You're the only one I can rely on, Leader!
**[04:13] KURO**
What are you displeased about, anyway?
**[04:16] KURO**
As long as you have food, clothes,
and shelter, isn't that enough?
**[04:19] SATOKO**
Th-That's true.
**[04:20] KURO**
Wow, you agreed so easily.
**[04:22] SATOKO**
Thank you so much!
**[04:24] SATOKO**
It's resolved now!
**[04:25] SATOKO**
Bye!
**[04:26] KURO**
Hey, don't try to leave!
**[04:27] SIGN**
End
**[04:30] KURO**
So in other words,
**[04:32] KURO**
you're dissatisfied with
your relationship, right?
**[04:35] SATOKO**
Yes! That's right!
**[04:38] SATOKO**
When I spoke with you and your
girlfriend the other day,
**[04:42] SATOKO**
you two seemed to be very close.
**[04:44] SATOKO**
I couldn't help comparing
the two of us to that.
**[04:48] SATOKO**
I want me and Konoha-san
to be the way you two are!
**[04:52] KURO**
Huh?!
**[04:53] KURO**
Does that mean...
**[04:55] KURO**
S-Seriously?
**[04:57] KURO**
I see...
**[05:00] KURO**
You have lousy taste in women.
**[05:04] KURO**
Okay, then!
**[05:06] KURO**
If that's what this is about,
I'll help you out!
**[05:11] SATOKO**
Thank you so much!
**[05:13] SATOKO**
I'll be in your care!
**[05:15] SATOKO**
* I hope I can live happily with*
* Konoha-san like the two of them!*
**[05:19] KURO**
Yeah, leave it to me!
**[05:21] KURO**
* I didn't know she wanted*
* to be a couple like us!*
**[05:28] SATOKO**
What are these?
**[05:30] KURO**
Well, as far as I've seen,
your feelings seem to be one-sided.
**[05:36] KURO**
So let's start by doing things
that'll gain her affection.
**[05:39] SATOKO**
Really?
**[05:42] SATOKO**
I have a long way to go.
**[05:43] KURO**
Don't worry.
**[05:45] KURO**
You may not know it,
but I'm actually pretty popular.
**[05:51] SATOKO**
Leader...
**[05:52] KURO**
So just leave it to me.
**[05:55] SATOKO**
Okay!
**[05:57] KURO**
Now, let's get started.
**[05:58] KURO**
Upon thorough investigation,
**[06:00] KURO**
the number one thing popular
men desire in a partner is...
**[06:04] KURO**
the face!
**[06:06] KURO**
It says, "If a girl has a cute face,
anything she does is cute."
**[06:10] KURO**
Well, Yuri *is* cute.
**[06:18] KURO**
Average.
**[06:19] KURO**
Okay, the number two thing is...
**[06:20] KURO**
the body!
**[06:22] KURO**
"A nice body makes me happy."
**[06:24] KURO**
Yuri fits this, too.
**[06:29] KURO**
Average.
**[06:30] KURO**
Next.
**[06:31] KURO**
Number three is... cooking!
**[06:33] KURO**
"If she can secure your stomach,
there's no escape."
**[06:36] KURO**
Satoko, you can pull this one off.
**[06:39] SATOKO**
Yes! I'm confident in my cooking!
**[06:44] SATOKO**
Thank you so much, Leader!
**[06:48] KURO**
Sure! Good luck!
**[06:57] KONOHA**
I'm home.
**[06:58] SATOKO**
Welcome back, Konoha-san!
**[07:00] KONOHA**
Whoa. What's with that outfit?
**[07:03] SATOKO**
Is it cute?
**[07:08] (Flashback) KURO**
Leader's advice #1!
**[07:11] (Flashback) KURO**
It feels good to see them cook!
**[07:11] SATOKO**
Eat up.
**[07:14] (Flashback) KURO**
Leader's advice #2!
**[07:17] (Flashback) KURO**
It feels good to see them in sexy outfits.
**[07:17] SATOKO**
Only a peek.
**[07:23] KONOHA**
You'll get burned.
**[07:26] SATOKO**
Huh?
**[07:27] KONOHA**
So what's for dinner tonight?
**[07:34] SATOKO**
It's tempura!
**[07:36] KONOHA**
You'll get burned.
**[07:40] SATOKO**
It's finished.
**[07:42] SATOKO**
My skin stings... It hurts...
**[07:44] KONOHA**
I told you so. It's because
you're dressed like that.
**[07:47] KONOHA**
Nothing tastes good when I eat it
looking at someone covered in burns.
**[07:51] SATOKO**
I feel like a fool wearing this outfit, then!
**[07:54] KONOHA**
You *are* a fool.
**[07:56] SATOKO**
Leader! It's not working!
**[07:57] KURO**
Peace.
**[07:59] KONOHA**
So loud.
**[08:00] (Flashback) KURO**
Leader's advice #3!
**[08:03] (Flashback) KURO**
Girls who are good at cooking are popular!
**[08:06] SATOKO**
Is the tempura good?
**[08:07] KONOHA**
It's good.
**[08:09] SATOKO**
Oh, I'm so glad.
**[08:11] SATOKO**
As the one who cooked it, it makes me happy
**[08:13] SATOKO**
to see you smile like that as you eat!
**[08:16] KONOHA**
Am I smiling right now?
**[08:19] SATOKO**
Yes. You're beaming!
**[08:22] KONOHA**
Can we eat separately from now on?
**[08:24] SATOKO**
What? Wh-Why?
**[08:31] (Flashback) KURO**
Leader's advice #4.
**[08:34] (Flashback) KURO**
Girls who are good listeners are popular.
**[08:36] SATOKO**
Konoha-san...
**[08:37] SATOKO**
How was school today?
**[08:40] KONOHA**
Normal, I guess.
**[08:42] SATOKO**
I see.
**[08:48] KONOHA**
Oh.
**[08:49] SATOKO**
What?! What is it?!
**[08:50] KONOHA**
I did a job by myself on
my way home from school.
**[08:53] KONOHA**
Could you go dispose of the body?
**[08:56] (Flashback) KURO**
Leader's advice #5...
**[09:00] (Flashback) KURO**
Girls you can rely on are popular!
**[09:04] SATOKO**
Leave it to me!
**[09:14] SATOKO**
This is it.
**[09:16] SATOKO**
Konoha-san sure is messy!
**[09:21] SATOKO**
Was she like this before she
started working with me?
**[09:26] SATOKO**
She won't talk about herself
with me, after all...
**[09:30] HATSUKO**
Don't move.
**[09:32] HATSUKO**
You're wide open.
**[09:34] HATSUKO**
Someone like you took out
Big Sis and the others?
**[09:37] SATOKO**
You're a ninja pursuer...
**[09:41] HATSUKO**
It has a paralyzing drug on it.
You won't be able to move.
**[09:46] HATSUKO**
I'll get straight to the point.
**[09:48] SIGN**
Asuka
**[09:48] SIGN**
Fumiko
**[09:48] SIGN**
Midori
**[09:48] HATSUKO**
Can you turn them back?
**[09:52] HATSUKO**
These ninjas who turned into leaves.
**[09:54] SIGN**
Michiru
**[09:54] SIGN**
Arisa
**[09:55] HATSUKO**
Can you turn Big Sis and everyone else back?
**[09:59] SATOKO**
You've been collecting them.
**[10:00] HATSUKO**
Hey. Answer me.
**[10:02] SATOKO**
I-I don't know.
**[10:04] HATSUKO**
No matter.
**[10:06] HATSUKO**
I expected that.
**[10:09] HATSUKO**
I'm sure you already knew,
**[10:11] HATSUKO**
but anyone back in the village
can use basic ninja skills.
**[10:15] HATSUKO**
But just like your leaf-turning ability,
**[10:18] HATSUKO**
the ninjutsu that people are born
with varies from person to person.
**[10:22] HATSUKO**
A ninja who used a technique
similar to yours in the past
**[10:25] HATSUKO**
was able to break down a
broken object into leaves
**[10:28] HATSUKO**
and then return it to a whole object.
**[10:32] SIGN**
Plans
**[10:32] HATSUKO**
If you don't know how to turn them back yet,
**[10:37] HATSUKO**
I can take you back to the village
and train you until you learn it.
**[10:41] HATSUKO**
Of course, I'll kill you after that.
**[10:47] SIGN**
Plans
**[10:47] HATSUKO/KONOHA**
"There are ninjas in the village
who can resurrect the dead."
**[10:52] KONOHA**
"Big Sis and the others can
still come back to life."
**[10:57] KONOHA**
So that's what she was planning?
**[11:02] SATOKO**
Konoha-san...
**[11:03] KONOHA**
I accidentally let you go out on your own.
**[11:06] KONOHA**
Are you okay?
**[11:07] SATOKO**
I'm fine.
**[11:09] SATOKO**
I still can't quite move, though...
**[11:12] KONOHA**
Give me your leg.
**[11:13] SATOKO**
I didn't know you'd worry about me.
**[11:16] KONOHA**
Of course I do.
**[11:18] KONOHA**
You're my precious colleague.
**[11:23] KONOHA**
But that's amazing.
Can your ninja skills really do that?
**[11:26] KONOHA**
Turn people back, I mean.
**[11:29] SATOKO**
I don't know.
**[11:31] SATOKO**
I didn't pay attention in class, after all.
**[11:34] KONOHA**
I see.
**[11:36] KONOHA**
It might be useful if you
could learn how to do that.
**[11:39] KONOHA**
Well, for now, turn this one
into leaves so we can go...
**[11:42] KONOHA**
Oh, wait.
**[11:44] KONOHA**
There's a possibility they
can come back to life.
**[11:49] KONOHA**
In that case...
**[11:50] KONOHA**
let's burn them.
**[11:56] YURIKO**
Coming.
**[11:57] KURO**
Hey, you two.
**[11:58] YURIKO**
Satoko-chan and Assassin-chan.
**[12:01] KONOHA**
Please don't call me Assassin-chan.
**[12:03] YURIKO**
What happened to Satoko-chan?
**[12:05] KONOHA**
She got a bit hurt.
**[12:07] KONOHA**
But that's not the point.
**[12:09] KONOHA**
I've heard that she's been in your
care, so I brought something.
**[12:13] YURIKO**
Oh, my! Roasted sweet potatoes!
**[12:15] KURO**
So you *are* capable of such gestures.
**[12:18] KONOHA**
We cooked too many.
**[12:20] YURIKO**
Thank you. I love roasted sweet potatoes.
**[12:22] KURO**
What's this, Satoko?
**[12:25] KURO**
Looks like you two are getting along.
**[12:27] SATOKO**
Konoha-san! Please let me down!
**[12:29] SATOKO**
This is embarrassing!
**[12:33] SATOKO; KONOHA< KURO; YURIKO**
Ninkoro.
**[12:37] AYAKA**
Ninkoro.
**[12:39] KONOHA**
I'm home.
**[12:49] KONOHA**
Huh?
**[12:55] KONOHA**
What's all this?
**[12:57] SATOKO**
Welcome home.
**[13:00] KONOHA**
No, what is this?
**[13:02] KONOHA**
There's nothing here.
**[13:04] SATOKO**
The ninja the other day said that
**[13:07] SATOKO**
I could have the ability to turn back
things that I've turned into leaves...
**[13:12] KONOHA**
Wait, why?
**[13:15] KONOHA**
Why would you test it on my furniture
when you can't do that yet?
**[13:19] KURO**
So you got kicked out and came to us, huh?
**[13:23] SATOKO**
No. I ran away.
**[13:26] SATOKO**
I was practicing for Konoha-san's
sake, and yet she...
**[13:28] KURO**
You were definitely in the wrong this time.
**[13:32] SATOKO**
Well, I do feel bad for turning her
furniture into leaves without permission...
**[13:37] YURIKO**
Now, now. Conflict can be necessary.
**[13:40] YURIKO**
If you want to live together
in harmony, that is.
**[13:43] YURIKO**
You can stay with us until things calm down.
**[13:46] SATOKO**
Yay!
**[13:46] KURO**
Ugh, no way!
**[13:57] YURIKO**
It's morning, Kuro-chan, Satoko-chan.
**[14:01] SATOKO**
Okay.
**[14:02] YURIKO**
Did you sleep well?
**[14:04] SATOKO**
Yes! I slept much better than usual!
**[14:07] YURIKO**
Probably because you
normally sleep in the kitchen.
**[14:10] KURO**
Yuri.
**[14:13] KURO**
What's for breakfast?
**[14:15] YURIKO**
What do you think?
**[14:18] YURIKO**
It's your favorite, Kuro-chan.
**[14:19] KURO**
Hmm... Omelets?
**[14:23] YURIKO**
Correct!
**[14:24] KURO**
I'm so happy.
**[14:30] KURO**
I love you, Yuri.
**[14:33] YURIKO**
Not now, Kuro-chan.
**[14:35] YURIKO**
Satoko-chan is looking.
**[14:39] YURIKO**
Wait, she really is looking!
**[14:41] KURO**
I forgot!
**[14:42] SATOKO**
Huh? Is that even possible?
**[14:50] YURIKO**
Well, I'm off to work.
**[14:52] KURO**
Uh, hang on, Yuri.
**[14:54] YURIKO**
Ah, that's right.
**[14:58] YURIKO**
Here. Good luck job-hunting.
**[15:01] KURO**
Thanks, Yuri.
**[15:03] YURIKO**
Satoko-chan.
**[15:04] YURIKO**
Could you help me take out the trash?
**[15:07] SATOKO**
Oh, sure!
**[15:08] KURO**
I can do that.
**[15:10] YURIKO**
No need. I'd prefer Satoko-chan.
**[15:14] YURIKO**
Satoko-chan, I have a favor to ask.
**[15:17] SATOKO**
Sure! What is it?
**[15:18] YURIKO**
Could you check to see what Kuro-chan
is up to while I'm at work?
**[15:23] SATOKO**
Check on Leader?
**[15:24] YURIKO**
Yes.
**[15:26] YURIKO**
I'm a little worried.
**[15:28] YURIKO**
Kuro-chan is easily tempted...
**[15:31] SATOKO**
I see.
**[15:33] SATOKO**
I'll try!
**[15:39] KURO**
All done.
**[15:42] KURO**
I was able to finish the chores
early thanks to your help.
**[15:46] SATOKO**
You can count on me!
**[15:48] KURO**
Yeah.
**[15:49] KURO**
What good timing.
**[15:51] KURO**
Okay. I'm going to start job-hunting now.
**[15:55] KURO**
Don't follow me, Satoko.
**[16:01] SATOKO**
Okay! I understand!
**[16:13] SATOKO**
Hmm... Could she be cheating?
**[16:33] SATOKO**
Oh, she went in somewhere.
**[16:35] SIGN**
Pachinko
**[16:43] YURIKO**
So how did it go, Satoko-chan?
**[16:45] YURIKO**
Did Kuro-chan go to a pachinko parlor?
**[16:48] SATOKO**
Yes, she did!
**[16:50] SATOKO**
A very noisy place!
**[16:51] KURO**
Hey! I told you not to tell her!
**[16:54] YURIKO**
You promised you'd never go again...
**[16:57] YURIKO**
And you even lied...
**[16:58] KURO**
You've got it all wrong!
**[17:01] YURIKO**
How am I wrong?
**[17:03] KURO**
No, I mean...
**[17:04] KURO**
There's no recreation back at the village.
**[17:07] KURO**
Compared to that, there's so much here.
**[17:10] KURO**
I didn't know so many fun
things existed in the world.
**[17:14] SATOKO**
Oh! Was the loud place you were
at the same as the man we saw?
**[17:18] YURIKO**
What do you mean?!
**[17:19] YURIKO**
Are you... cheating on me?!
**[17:21] KURO**
What?! I was just asking him about the horses!
**[17:23] YURIKO**
Horses?!
**[17:24] YURIKO**
Don't tell me you've also been betting
on horse races on top of pachinko!
**[17:28] KURO**
What about you?
**[17:29] KURO**
You used Satoko to monitor me!
**[17:32] YURI**
You're no better! You paid her to keep quiet!
**[17:34] KURO**
That's...
**[17:35] SATOKO**
This is uncomfortable...
**[17:36] KURO**
Anyway, please have more trust in me!
**[17:36] YURIKO**
You jerk! Jerk!
**[17:44] KURO**
What now?
**[17:46] SATOKO**
I know what this is.
**[17:47] KURO**
A ninja pursuer!
**[17:50] AYAKA**
I finally found you....
**[17:53] AYAKA**
Leader!
**[17:54] KURO**
Huh? Me?
**[18:01] AYAKA**
How could you?! When you have someone like me!
**[18:05] KURO**
Huh?
**[18:05] AYAKA**
I left the village because
you said you were leaving!
**[18:09] KURO**
You're... Sayuri!
**[18:11] AYAKA**
It's Ayaka!
**[18:12] AYAKA**
Did you forget my name already?!
**[18:15] KURO**
Sorry...
**[18:16] AYAKA**
And you're even living with
this... this civilian woman!
**[18:21] AYAKA**
This is unheard of!
**[18:22] AYAKA**
You're being tricked, right?
**[18:25] AYAKA**
Don't worry. I'll save you now!
**[18:30] KURO**
Wait!
**[18:30] AYAKA**
Die!
**[18:40] KONOHA**
Wow, that was a close one.
**[18:43] SATOKO**
Konoha-san!
**[18:44] KONOHA**
Why did you bother protecting her?
**[18:46] SATOKO**
Because...
**[18:48] YURIKO**
Thank you, Satoko-chan.
**[18:50] YURIKO**
You put yourself in danger to protect me.
**[18:52] SATOKO**
Ah, no. Konoha-san was the one who saved us.
**[18:55] SATOKO**
Besides...
**[18:56] KURO**
Yuri!
**[18:59] YURIKO**
Thank you, Assassin-chan.
**[19:02] KONOHA**
I wouldn't have helped if
Satoko-chan hadn't covered you.
**[19:06] YURIKO**
What?
**[19:07] YURIKO**
Does that mean you wanted me to die?
**[19:10] YURIKO**
So scary.
**[19:12] KURO**
H-Hey, Satoko, that...
**[19:15] KURO**
You two are so efficient, I couldn't stop
you from turning her into leaves...
**[19:20] KURO**
But she was a comrade who
left the village with us.
**[19:20] YURIKO**
Your ex? Was she your ex?
**[19:23] SATOKO**
Oh...
**[19:24] KURO**
She was just acting out a little.
Isn't there anything you can do?
**[19:28] SATOKO**
I see...
**[19:29] SATOKO**
Then, rather than burning her,
I'll use her for my resurrection training!
**[19:29] SIGN**
Sayuri
**[19:33] KURO**
"Using" her doesn't sound very moral...
**[19:37] KONOHA**
Well, let's head home, Satoko-chan.
**[19:40] SATOKO**
What? But I ran away from—
**[19:42] KURO**
Go on home, Satoko.
**[19:45] KURO**
Don't you understand?
**[19:47] KURO**
She instantly came to your aid because
you endangered yourself for Yuri.
**[19:54] KURO**
Maybe she's been keeping an eye on you
to make sure you wouldn't be in danger.
**[20:02] KURO**
She worries about you, Satoko.
**[20:07] KONOHA**
Come on. Let's hurry home.
**[20:14] SATOKO**
Konoha-san...
**[20:16] SATOKO**
I'm sorry about that.
**[20:18] KONOHA**
Don't worry about it.
**[20:19] SATOKO**
Also, about what you said before...
**[20:22] KONOHA**
Before?
**[20:23] SATOKO**
Um, about covering for Leader's girlfriend.
**[20:27] KONOHA**
Yeah?
**[20:28] SATOKO**
I actually just tripped in front of her.
**[20:33] SATOKO**
*Aw, snap.*
**[20:37] SATOKO**
Huh? Did you just laugh?
**[20:38] KONOHA**
No.
**[20:39] SATOKO**
You definitely did.
**[20:41] KONOHA**
Enough. Let's go home.
**[20:43] KONOHA**
To our home with nothing.
**[20:45] SATOKO**
You haven't bought any furniture?
**[20:50] MARIN**
I've found you,
**[20:54] MARIN**
Glasses Assassin.
**[22:23] SIGN**
To Be Continued
**[22:27] KURO**
This got out of hand.
**[22:30] YURIKO**
What should we tell the police?
**[22:33] KURO**
Guess we'll have to move out.
**[22:36] KURO**
But we'd need money...
**[22:39] YURIKO**
That's true...
**[22:40] YURIKO**
You can't go to pachinko
parlors or races anymore.
**[22:43] KURO**
I said I'm sorry.
**[22:45] SIGN**
TV
**[22:45] SIGN**
Dresser
**[22:45] SIGN**
Bed
**[22:46] KONOHA**
Don't do it again.
**[22:48] KONOHA**
Next time, I'll make you pay for everything.
**[22:51] SATOKO**
Okay...
**[22:52] KONOHA**
Well, there's nothing to do, so let's go to bed.
**[23:01] KONOHA**
Satoko-chan.
**[23:03] KONOHA**
Want to sleep next to me?
**[23:05] SATOKO**
What? Really?!
**[23:07] KONOHA**
Well, this room is cold.
**[23:09] KONOHA**
If only we had the heater...
**[23:12] SATOKO**
I'm sorry...
**[23:13] SATOKO**
I turned them all into leaves.
**[23:20] KONOHA**
Night.
**[23:21] SATOKO**
Yes. Goodnight, Konoha-san.
**[23:29] SIGN**
Next
**[23:29] SIGN**
Episode
**[23:30] SATOKO**
You're very strong, Konoha-san.
**[23:32] SATOKO**
You can carry me with ease. Can I try, too?
**[23:36] SATOKO**
It's impossible.
**[23:37] SATOKO**
You're heavy, Konoha-san.
**[23:38] KONOHA**
You're pissing me off.