1 - A Ninja and an Assassin Meet

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[00:13] SIGN
    Danger Ahead
    Leaving the village is forbidden.
[00:18] NARRATOR
    2025.
[01:28] SIGN
    A Ninja and an Assassin
    Under One Roof
[02:46] SIGN
    A Ninja and an Assassin Meet
[02:48] SIGN
    Leaf 1
[02:54] ANNOUNCEMENT
    Now, today's lunchtime tune
    is "One-Sided Karaage Love,"
[02:58] ANNOUNCEMENT
    Requested by Yamaguchi
    Akane-san from Class 1-B.
[03:05] KONOHA
    Guess I'll go home.
[03:09] YOSHIDA
    Koga-san? Do you feel unwell again today?
[03:12] KONOHA
    Well, you could say that.
[03:14] KONOHA
    Later.
[03:15] YOSHIDA
    Take care.
[03:27] KONOHA
    Oh.
[03:28] KONOHA
    A dead ninja.
[03:34] SATOKO
    Please wait!
[03:35] SATOKO
    Are you really going to
    just kick me and leave?!
[03:39] SATOKO
    I beg you...
[03:41] SATOKO
    Could you please give me something to eat?
[03:46] KONOHA
    Um, what do you expect me to do?
[03:48] KONOHA
    I don't have any food on me,
    nor any reason to give you some.
[03:52] SATOKO
    You just kicked me, though!
[03:54] SATOKO
    Oh... I feel faint after yelling...
[03:59] KONOHA
    Um... Is this my fault?
[04:02] SIGN
    Tadoya
[04:05] SIGN
    Health
[04:05] SIGN
    Heart
[04:06] EMPLOYEE
    Thank you for waiting.
[04:07] EMPLOYEE
    Here's your chicken nanban karaage plate.
[04:11] SATOKO
    Huh? Where am I?
[04:14] SATOKO
    Whoa. This is...
[04:16] SATOKO
    Can I... e-eat this?
[04:21] KONOHA
    Time to eat.
[04:24] SATOKO
    Huh?
[04:32] KONOHA
    Huh? Hey.
[04:34] KONOHA
    You dead?
[04:36] SATOKO
    What is this? Torture?
[04:38] SATOKO
    This has to be torture.
[04:39] SATOKO
    I've been trained in dealing
    with torture, you know!
[04:42] KONOHA
    Whoa. You're suddenly using ninja-ish terms.
[04:45] KONOHA
    Here.
[04:46] SATOKO
    Huh?
[04:47] KONOHA
    This place has free refills on rice and soup,
    so eat as much as you want.
[04:47] SIGN
    °Refills are usually provided solely for those who ordered.
[04:53] SATOKO
    Really?!
[04:57] SATOKO
    Thank you so much for helping me today!
[05:00] SATOKO
    My name is Kusagakure Satoko.
[05:03] SATOKO
    May I ask what your name is?
[05:08] KONOHA
    Konoha.
[05:09] SATOKO
    Konoha-san! What a lovely name.
[05:12] SATOKO
    You're my savior, Konoha-san!
[05:14] KONOHA
    Uh-huh.
[05:16] KONOHA
    By the way, why was a ninja like you
    passed out on the side of the street?
[05:20] SATOKO
    Well, you see...
[05:21] SIGN
    Ninja Village
[05:22] (Flashback) KURO
    All we do is train every day
    deep in these mountains!
[05:25] (Flashback) KURO
    Don't you want to know
    about the outside world?!
[05:25] SIGN
    Ninja Killing
[05:27] NINJAS
    Yeah!
[05:28] (Flashback) KURO
    Don't you want to live a normal life?!
[05:30] (Flashback) NINJAS
    Yeah!
[05:32] (Flashback) KURO
    Yeah! Don't you agree, Satoko?
[05:32] SIGN
    Tea
[05:34] (Flashback) SATOKO
    It sounds lovely.
[05:36] (Flashback) KURO
    All right! We leave tonight!
[05:37] (Flashback) SATOKO
    Huh?
[05:39] (Flashback) NINJA A
    We finally made it to the city!
[05:41] (Flashback) SATOKO
    Hold on—
[05:41] (Flashback) NINJA B
    Our trackers are still on our tail!
[05:43] (Flashback) NINJA C
    Are we the only survivors?!
[05:45] (Flashback) SATOKO
    Um...
[05:45] (Flashback) KURO
    Damn it!
[05:46] (Flashback) KURO
    All because I led you all to listen to me...
[05:48] (Flashback) NINJA D
    Don't lose hope!
[05:49] (Flashback) NINJA D
    I'm sure everyone's resolve when
    deciding to leave home was strong!
[05:53] (Flashback) KURO
    If we stay in a group here,
    we'll be caught in no time!
[05:55] (Flashback) KURO
    We'll split off from here on!
[05:57] (Flashback) KURO
    Live in good health, everyone!
[05:59] (Flashback) ALL
    Disperse!
[06:02] (Flashback) SATOKO
    I... I responded to them without thinking,
    and now I'm a runaway ninja...
[06:08] SATOKO
    So that's the story.
[06:09] KONOHA
    Stuff like that happens?
[06:12] SATOKO
    May I have some more?
[06:23] SATOKO
    Thank you very much.
[06:25] SATOKO
    That employee was staring
    at us the whole time, huh?
[06:28] SATOKO
    I wonder why.
[06:30] KONOHA
    It's probably nothing.
[06:34] SATOKO
    Next time, I'd like to try the karaage, too!
[06:37] KONOHA
    Huh? Next time?
[06:44] SATOKO
    Is something the matter?
[06:48] FUMIKO
    Found you, Satoko!
[06:50] SATOKO
    S-Senpai?!
[06:52] FUMIKO
    You know the village rules.
[06:54] FUMIKO
    Runaway ninjas must die!
[06:55] SATOKO
    P-Please wait!
[06:56] SATOKO
    I wasn't actually trying to run away...
[06:58] FUMIKO
    You can't fool me!
[06:59] FUMIKO
    Do you know how many times
    we've caught you running away?
[07:02] SATOKO
    A-Around three?
[07:04] FUMIKO
    Try eight!
[07:05] SATOKO
    It's a misunderstanding!
[07:07] SATOKO
    I sorta got roped into—
[07:08] FUMIKO
    Stop lying!
[07:09] FUMIKO
    Whenever there are runaway
    shinobi, you're always there!
[07:12] FUMIKO
    There are even rumors that
    you're leading them!
[07:14] FUMIKO
    To top it off, you even got a
    civilian involved this time!
[07:17] FUMIKO
    I don't know how much you told her,
    but I'll have to kill her, too!
[07:21] KONOHA
    Oh. I got it out.
[07:22] FUMIKO
    We can't let anyone live after learning
    that we, the Kusagakure clan,
[07:25] FUMIKO
    are a shinobi group that secretly
    carries out assassination
[07:28] FUMIKO
    and espionage requests from the country!
[07:30] SATOKO
    Uh, Senpai, I haven't said
    a word about any of that.
[07:34] KONOHA
    Interesting. The tip of the
    kunai is laced with poison.
[07:39] FUMIKO
    When did you...
[07:42] KONOHA
    I don't know about the owner of the weapon
    getting affected by their own poison.
[07:46] KONOHA
    That's all you've got, even though
    you're ranked higher than me?
[07:52] FUMIKO
    Ranking?
[07:54] FUMIKO
    Damn... You're not just any civilian.
[07:58] KONOHA
    Oh. Did I say that out loud?
[08:06] SATOKO
    Senpai...
[08:08] KONOHA
    Were you two close?
[08:11] SATOKO
    No. I couldn't think of any
    good memories with her.
[08:14] KONOHA
    I see.
[08:15] KONOHA
    Now, what should I do with her corpse?
[08:19] SATOKO
    You can leave that to me!
[08:21] KONOHA
    Huh? What are you going to do?
[08:23] SATOKO
    I don't really have good battle skills...
[08:36] SATOKO
    But I know the ninjutsu for
    turning things into leaves!
[08:42] SATOKO
    Um, excuse me!
[08:44] SATOKO
    I was thinking...
[08:46] SATOKO
    You seem too used to this, Konoha-san.
[08:51] KONOHA
    I guess I can tell you.
[08:53] KONOHA
    Yeah.
[08:54] KONOHA
    I'm an assassin.
[08:57] SATOKO
    A-Assassin?!
[08:59] SATOKO
    They really exist?
[09:01] KONOHA
    This coming from a ninja?
[09:02] KONOHA
    Yeah, we do. That senpai of yours just now?
[09:06] KONOHA
    She's probably also an assassin.
[09:08] KONOHA
    There are rankings for assassins,
[09:11] KONOHA
    and everyone at the top is named "Kusagakure."
[09:14] KONOHA
    So I'm thinking there are quite a few
    assassins that come from your village.
[09:17] SATOKO
    Huh...
[09:18] KONOHA
    "Huh"? That's it?
[09:19] KONOHA
    I want to get to the top,
[09:22] KONOHA
    but we're not ranked on kill count alone.
[09:24] KONOHA
    We're also ranked based on how
    well we can clean up on-site.
[09:27] KONOHA
    I'm not really good at that,
    which is why I stay at a low rank.
[09:32] KONOHA
    You understand why I shared
    all this info with you, right?
[09:35] SATOKO
    Huh?
[09:35] SIGN
    Huh?
[09:37] SATOKO
    Oh, I get that a lot.
[09:39] SATOKO
    People say I'm very easy to talk to!
[09:43] KONOHA
    I don't think you get it.
[09:45] KONOHA
    I want you to pair up with
    me and work together.
[09:50] SATOKO
    Nin-Koro.
[09:53] KONOHA
    Nin-Koro.
[09:56] KONOHA
    This means high-ranking ninjas
    will be coming after you.
[10:00] KONOHA
    I'll protect you from them.
[10:03] KONOHA
    In exchange, I want you
    to help me with my work.
[10:07] KONOHA
    What do you say?
[10:08] SATOKO
    Um... What happens if I refuse?
[10:13] SATOKO
    Please say something.
[10:23] MICHIRU
    Senpai? Where are you? Fumiko-senpai!
[10:27] MICHIRU
    It's me, Michiru!
[10:29] SATOKO
    Eh? Huh?
[10:31] MICHIRU
    Oh! A runaway ninja!
[10:33] MICHIRU
    Huh? Where's Senpai?
[10:37] MICHIRU
    Oh, well!
[10:56] MICHIRU
    Hey! Don't dodge them!
[10:59] MICHIRU
    I'm gonna do it again, okay? Don't move!
[11:02] KONOHA
    Huh? N-No thanks!
[11:04] MICHIRU
    Hey! Don't run away!
[11:09] KONOHA
    Can you do that thing again?
[11:11] SATOKO
    O-Of course!
[11:16] KONOHA
    I'm amazed.
[11:19] KONOHA
    So, about your answer...
[11:24] SATOKO
    How could I refuse?
[11:26] SATOKO
    I got rid of Senpai and can't
    go back to the village, so...
[11:29] SATOKO
    The idea that you would
    protect a drifter like me...
[11:33] SATOKO
    Please let me help you!
[11:34] SATOKO
    Wait, why are you wielding that kunai?
[11:37] KONOHA
    Well, I was going to kill you if you refused.
[11:39] SATOKO
    That's so disturbing!
[11:40] SATOKO
    Also, that won't do.
[11:43] SATOKO
    You need to dispose
    of the murder weapon.
[11:45] KONOHA
    Wanna marry me?
[11:46] SATOKO
    You're that impressed?!
[11:54] KONOHA
    This is it.
[11:58] KONOHA
    I'm hungry...
[11:59] SATOKO
    I'm good at cooking!
[12:01] KONOHA
    Even though you're a ninja?
[12:02] SATOKO
    Since I'm such a failure,
    all I did was chores and odd jobs,
[12:06] SATOKO
    so I naturally became skilled at housework.
[12:12] KONOHA
    Well, come in.
[12:14] KONOHA
    This will be your home from now on.
[12:17] SATOKO
    My home!
[12:24] SATOKO
    Wh-What a mess!
[12:25] KONOHA
    Can you just turn the garbage
    around here into leaves?
[12:28] KONOHA
    And I'm leaving dinner to you.
[12:30] SATOKO
    She's already bossing me around.
[12:33] KONOHA
    So good!
[12:35] KONOHA
    I never thought I'd get to eat food this good.
[12:38] KONOHA
    You sure were a great find.
[12:39] SATOKO
    By the way, Konoha-san...
[12:41] SATOKO
    You have a lot of mail
    stuffed in your mailbox.
[12:44] SATOKO
    All the recipient names are different,
    and not one of them has your name on it.
[12:48] SATOKO
    What could that mean?
[12:49] KONOHA
    Konoha? Oh, yeah, that's my name.
    What about it?
[12:53] SATOKO
    Huh? Is it a fake name?!
[12:55] SATOKO
    What's your real name?
[12:57] KONOHA
    Can you bring me the cake
    that's in the fridge?
[13:01] SATOKO
    So you're not going to tell me...
[13:04] KONOHA
    So good!
[13:05] SATOKO
    Looks delicious...
[13:07] KONOHA
    I bought this with my own
    hard-earned money,
[13:11] KONOHA
    so I can't give you any.
[13:13] SATOKO
    But we haven't even worked together yet!
[13:16] SATOKO
    I also made tonight's dinner!
[13:19] KONOHA
    Oh, yeah.
[13:20] KONOHA
    Here, then.
[13:22] SATOKO
    Huh?
[13:23] SATOKO
    Yummy!
[13:24] KONOHA
    Make my lunch tomorrow, too.
[13:26] SATOKO
    Sure! Leave it to me!
[13:44] KONOHA
    Well, I'm off to school.
[13:47] SATOKO
    What? You really are a student?!
[13:50] KONOHA
    What did you think I was?
[13:51] SATOKO
    Well, I thought it was a disguise
    to hide from the world.
[13:55] SIGN
    Huh?
[13:55] KONOHA
    Huh?
[13:55] KONOHA
    So, what?
[13:55] SIGN
    High School Girl
[13:56] KONOHA
    You thought I was someone
[13:58] KONOHA
    who'd wear a school uniform
    even though they're not a student?
[14:01] KONOHA
    I have friends at my school, too, you know.
[14:04] SATOKO
    What? No way!
[14:05] KONOHA
    Excuse me? Why'd you react like that?
[14:07] SATOKO
    Oh, no reason! N-Never mind!
[14:11] SATOKO
    I see.
[14:13] SATOKO
    So that's why she wanted me to make
    her lunch. Because she's a student.
[14:23] SATOKO
    I thought we could go around
    town together, though.
[14:26] SATOKO
    Wait.
[14:27] SATOKO
    She forgot her lunch!
[14:29] SATOKO
    I need to get this to her, or her lunch will...
[14:35] SATOKO
    Where's her school?
[14:37] SATOKO
    No! I may be a good-for-nothing
    runaway ninja, but I'm still a shinobi!
[14:40] SATOKO
    Now is the time
[14:41] SATOKO
    to use the skills I learned
    in the ninja village!
[14:45] CHILD
    Mommy, look at that.
[14:47] WOMAN
    Don't look!
[14:48] KID
    Hey! It's a ninja! A ninja!
[14:51] KID
    What kind of ninja runs like that? So lame!
[14:53] KID
    Ninjas run like this!
[14:59] YOSHIDA
    What's the matter, Koga-san?
[15:01] KONOHA
    Oh, uh... I forgot my lunch.
[15:04] YOSHIDA
    What? Your lunch? How rare.
[15:06] YOSHIDA
    Did you finally learn how to cook?
[15:08] KONOHA
    Well...
[15:09] KONOHA
    I'm currently living with a relative of mine.
[15:12] KONOHA
    She takes care of the chores.
[15:13] YOSHIDA
    What? Living together?
[15:15] SIGN
    A corrupt lifestyle...
[15:15] FANTASY KONOHA
    I tried it on.
[15:15] SIGN
    I tried it on...
[15:15] SIGN
    Shake
[15:15] SIGN
    Hey, right now
    is a no-no.
[15:16] FANTASY KONOHA
    Hey, right now is a no-no.
[15:16] SIGN
    No!
[15:16] SIGN
    Strip...
[15:17] SIGN
    Porn Manga
[15:18] KONOHA
    Who is that in your fantasies?
[15:19] SATOKO
    I finally found you!
[15:21] SATOKO
    Konoha-san!
[15:23] SATOKO
    You forgot your lunch!
[15:25] KONOHA
    Oh, you came all this way to bring it to me?
[15:28] KONOHA
    How did you know where I was?
[15:30] SATOKO
    Oh! I followed the scent of your underwear!
[15:35] KONOHA
    What?
[15:35] YOSHIDA
    Like a porn manga!
[15:38] YOSHIDA
    Oh, so this is Satoko-chan.
[15:41] SATOKO
    It's nice to meet you, um...
[15:43] KONOHA
    Yoshida-san. My classmate.
[15:45] SATOKO
    Yes! Yoshida-san!
[15:47] YOSHIDA
    You're so polite.
[15:49] YOSHIDA
    By the way, I was wondering...
[15:51] YOSHIDA
    Why are you dressed as a ninja?
[15:53] SATOKO
    Right! Um...
[15:55] KONOHA
    Oh, she's into cosplaying.
[15:57] YOSHIDA
    Oh, my!
[15:57] SIGN
    Bunny
[15:57] SIGN
    Pervy!!
[15:57] SIGN
    Nurse
[15:59] YOSHIDA
    Even though you're her relative,
[16:01] YOSHIDA
    Koga-san lives alone, so there must be some
    reason you came to live with her, right?
[16:06] KONOHA
    Um...
[16:07] SATOKO
    "Koga"?
[16:08] KONOHA
    You see, Satoko-chan is my second cousin.
[16:11] KONOHA
    Her parents took her to research cannibals,
    but the cannibals ended up eating them.
[16:16] KONOHA
    Satoko-chan was orphaned, and the
    cannibals took care of her for a while
[16:19] KONOHA
    until they were wiped out by another
    tribe. Luckily she survived.
[16:22] KONOHA
    Then she was taken in by a childless couple,
    but after they had their own child,
[16:26] KONOHA
    things got awkward between them.
[16:27] KONOHA
    So Satoko-chan no longer had a place to stay,
[16:29] KONOHA
    and my parents were asked
    if they could take her in.
[16:32] KONOHA
    Since my parents are
    always flying around overseas
[16:34] KONOHA
    and don't have the time to take care of her,
[16:36] KONOHA
    she ended up living with me. Which works
    because I always wanted a little sister.
[16:40] KONOHA
    That's the gist of it.
[16:41] YOSHIDA
    Oh, my. That must have been hard.
[16:42] SATOKO
    Those cannibals sound too scary.
[16:49] KONOHA
    Well, I'm going to take
    her to the school entrance.
[16:52] YOSHIDA
    Okay. I'll head back to the classroom.
[16:55] YOSHIDA
    See you later, Satoko-chan.
[16:57] SATOKO
    Okay! Let's meet again!
[17:03] SATOKO
    I'll head back, then.
[17:05] SATOKO
    I'm glad we got to eat lunch together.
[17:07] KONOHA
    Wait.
[17:08] KONOHA
    Could you wait for me until school's out?
[17:12] KONOHA
    I have work right after that.
[17:14] SATOKO
    What?! You mean we get to
    do assassin work together?!
[17:17] KONOHA
    I was planning to do it after we
    get back, but this will save time.
[17:21] SATOKO
    Yippee!
[17:22] KONOHA
    You're too loud.
[17:23] SATOKO
    Sorry...
[17:25] KONOHA
    I should have you hide somewhere
[17:26] KONOHA
    so you don't stand out
    while school's still in session.
[17:31] SATOKO
    What is it?
[17:33] KONOHA
    It's just...
[17:34] KONOHA
    I don't think that'll work
    with you in that outfit.
[17:37] SATOKO
    How rude! I'm a shinobi!
[17:40] KONOHA
    Is your clan the type that wants attention?
[17:42] SATOKO
    That'll harm our reputation.
[17:43] KONOHA
    Well, whatever.
[17:44] KONOHA
    Guess I'll just leave school early.
[17:46] SATOKO
    Huh?
[17:47] SATOKO
    Schools in the city are so lenient.
[17:47] SIGN
    Lucky
[17:50] KONOHA
    Actually, they're not.
[17:52] KONOHA
    I tend to eat out a lot during lunch,
[17:56] KONOHA
    so to make it easier to leave early,
    I told the school that I'm physically weak.
[17:59] SATOKO
    Even though you're a super strong assassin...
[18:04] SATOKO
    It's finally our first job together.
    I'm getting nervous.
[18:08] SATOKO
    What kind of assignment is it?
[18:10] KONOHA
    I haven't really looked at it yet.
[18:13] KONOHA
    Oh.
[18:14] SIGN
    Recollecting...
[18:18] KONOHA
    The target is that one girl's father.
[18:23] SATOKO
    Wow. You do that with no hesitation.
[18:26] KONOHA
    I have to. It's my job.
[18:29] KONOHA
    You're up.
[18:30] SATOKO
    Okay. I'll turn him into leaves.
[18:34] KONOHA
    You're pretty merciless yourself.
[18:37] SIGN
    °The target's relative was the client.
[18:44] KONOHA
    All right.
[18:45] KONOHA
    Let's get something good to eat and head home.
[18:47] SATOKO
    Ooh, really? Where should we eat?
[18:51] KONOHA
    Hold on.
[18:52] KONOHA
    I'll look it up.
[18:54] SATOKO
    What's that thing you keep looking at?
[18:57] KONOHA
    Do you not know what a smartphone is?
[18:59] KONOHA
    Hey, what about this place?
[19:00] KONOHA
    It's a Chinese restaurant. Seems popular.
[19:03] SATOKO
    You can find out about that kind of thing?
[19:05] SIGN
    1 Restaurant Genkai
    2 Panda Teahouse Authentic Chinese Food
    3 Italian Genesis
    4 Tenzushi Asari
    5 Galactic Burger
[19:05] KONOHA
    A lot of people leave reviews,
    and it's all listed in a ranking system.
[19:09] SATOKO
    Whoa. Smartphones are amazing.
[19:11] SATOKO
    I've never seen a small TV like this.
[19:14] KONOHA
    What even is the civilization
    level in a ninja village?
[19:17] SIGN
    Chinese Restaurant
[19:22] SATOKO
    That was delicious. I'm so full!
[19:25] SATOKO
    Oh, by the way...
[19:27] SATOKO
    What happened with that assassin ranking?
[19:30] KONOHA
    Want to see?
[19:31] KONOHA
    Hold on.
[19:33] KONOHA
    Here.
[19:34] KONOHA
    Rank number 210, "Glasses," is me.
[19:36] SIGN
    Assassin Ranking
    207 Gerald
    208 GINGA
    209 Kusagakure Fumiko
    Glasses 210
[19:37] KONOHA
    Oh, there's already a review. That was fast.
[19:39] SATOKO
    Huh?
[19:40] SATOKO
    What's the difference between this and
    that restaurant list you showed me?
[19:46] KONOHA
    Good work on our first job.
[19:48] SATOKO
    Yes! Good work!
[19:50] SATOKO
    I hope your ranking goes up.
[19:52] KONOHA
    Well, there's still over 200 above
    me, so I still have a ways to go.
[19:56] SATOKO
    Yes! Let's both do our best!
[21:30] SIGN
    To Be Continued
[21:38] KONOHA
    What are you doing?
[21:39] SATOKO
    I'm cleaning.
[21:42] KONOHA
    But it's already clean.
[21:43] SATOKO
    Huh? No, it's still dirty!
[21:46] SATOKO
    See?
[21:47] KONOHA
    Are you my sister-in-law?
[21:48] SATOKO
    Back in the village, they often scolded
    me that way after forcing me to clean.
[21:53] SATOKO
    I guess it's sunk in.
[21:56] SATOKO
    But wouldn't you like your living
    space to be nice and clean?
[21:59] KONOHA
    It doesn't matter to me either way.
[22:06] SATOKO
    What are you looking at, Konoha-san?
[22:08] KONOHA
    The assassin ranking.
[22:10] SATOKO
    Oh, that thing from before!
[22:11] SATOKO
    What happens when you
    rank first in the list, anyway?
[22:16] KONOHA
    You'd get more job offers,
[22:18] KONOHA
    and you also get to choose
    which jobs you take.
[22:20] SATOKO
    Huh...
[22:21] KONOHA
    Which is why I'm in no position
    to pick and choose my jobs now.
[22:25] SATOKO
    How do you go up in the rankings?
[22:29] KONOHA
    I said it before, but it's not
    just about your kill count.
[22:33] KONOHA
    You're also evaluated based on how
    well you followed the client's demands.
[22:37] KONOHA
    Most clients don't want an
    over-the-top killing method,
[22:42] KONOHA
    which is why your ninja techniques
    fit this job perfectly.
[22:45] SATOKO
    I'm glad I can be of use!
[22:48] KONOHA
    Things like reward amounts
[22:49] KONOHA
    and not utilizing the services provided
    by the assassin ranking also help.
[22:53] SATOKO
    Huh... What are the services they provide?
[22:57] KONOHA
    There's a lot.
[22:59] KONOHA
    Treating someone after injuries...
[23:01] SIGN
    Name: Koga Konoha
[23:01] SIGN
    Address
[23:01] SIGN
    My Number Card
[23:01] SIGN
    Gender: Female
[23:01] SIGN
    Valid until 2028 March 31
[23:01] KONOHA
    Forging IDs...
[23:03] KONOHA
    Disposing of bodies...
[23:05] KONOHA
    Cleaning rooms...
[23:07] KONOHA
    Making meals...
[23:09] KONOHA
    And also accompanying people to shops
    that are hard to get to on their own.
[23:13] SATOKO
    The last half sounds like
    stuff I've been doing...
[23:17] KONOHA
    You really were a good find.
[23:19] SATOKO
    Are you, by chance, using me as a free service?
[23:24] SIGN
    To Be Continued
[23:26] SIGN
    210th
[23:30] KONOHA
    The one that kills is Konoha.
[23:32] SATOKO
    The one that turns things
    into leaves is Satoko!
[23:33] KONOHA
    We get mistaken a lot.
[23:34] SATOKO
    "Konoha" sounds like a
    ninja name, after all!
[23:36] KONOHA
    "Satsuko" sounds assassin-like, too.
[23:37] SATOKO
    Satoko! It's Satoko!