7 - An Assassin and Her Classmate's Friend
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[00:09] SATOKO
All right!
[00:11] SATOKO
Look, Konoha-san!
[00:13] SATOKO
I pulled three SSRs!
[00:14] SIGN
You received these 10 cards
[00:14] SIGN
Draw 10 more
[00:16] KONOHA
You've been drawing from
that gacha a lot lately.
[00:18] SATOKO
Yeah!
[00:20] SATOKO
When they add new content,
I just can't help myself.
[00:24] KONOHA
Do you play the actual game?
[00:25] SATOKO
I play co-op with Leader.
[00:27] SATOKO
I'm better than her at it, too,
since I spend money on it!
[00:32] SATOKO
Yay! I'm going to show these off to Leader.
[00:40] KONOHA
What? What's wrong?
[00:42] SATOKO
The game I'm playing,
[00:43] SATOKO
Black Ninja Fantasy, says it's ending!
[00:44] SIGN
Announcement
[00:44] SIGN
End of service announcement
[00:47] KONOHA
Oh, yeah, that's how smartphone games go.
[00:50] KONOHA
You'll just have to give up on it.
[00:51] SATOKO
I-It's not fair...
[00:55] SATOKO
I spent five million yen on this account.
[00:58] KONOHA
F-Five million yen?!
[01:15] SIGN
A Ninja and an Assassin
Under One Roof
[02:34] SIGN
An Assassin and Her Classmate's Friend
[02:35] SIGN
Leaf 7
[02:36] KONOHA
I didn't realize you'd spent that much money.
[02:40] SATOKO
Well, I got carried away spending it
[02:42] SATOKO
on pulling gachas and recovering my stamina.
[02:46] SATOKO
But I've been very active in this game.
[02:50] SATOKO
My ninja party is one of the
top parties in the whole game!
[02:54] KONOHA
No point boasting about a game
that's getting canceled.
[03:00] KONOHA
She's crying.
[03:01] SATOKO
Because...
[03:03] SATOKO
The game itself wasn't that fun, but...
[03:06] SATOKO
pulling a rare character and having
people praise me made me feel good!
[03:12] KONOHA
Is this considered
"feeding one's need for approval"?
[03:16] KONOHA
I know.
[03:17] KONOHA
Why not start a social media account?
[03:19] SATOKO
Social media?
[03:22] KONOHA
Since you're good at cooking,
[03:24] KONOHA
you can post your recipes and the
photos you take of your meals.
[03:29] KONOHA
Wouldn't it be fun to have people look
[03:32] KONOHA
at the stuff you like and are good at,
and leave likes for you?
[03:36] SATOKO
I see.
[03:37] SATOKO
That does sound fun.
[03:38] SIGN
Unlock
[03:39] KONOHA
Oh.
[03:40] KONOHA
Get rid of these cards, okay?
They're in the way.
[03:42] SATOKO
Do you use social media, too, Konoha-san?
[03:46] KONOHA
Since I don't have anything I like, no.
[03:48] SATOKO
Aw...
[03:50] KONOHA
You should ask someone who's
more knowledgeable about it.
[03:58] SATOKO
Someone knowledgeable...
[04:09] SATOKO
I'm heading out!
[04:11] YURIKO
What? So why did you come to see me?
[04:14] SATOKO
Konoha-san said "Yuri's Secret Account"
would know more about it than her.
[04:16] SIGN
Search more images
[04:16] SIGN
Yuri's Secret Account
A girl's secret account @@
[04:21] YURIKO
How do you know about...
[04:22] YURIKO
That was years ago!
[04:25] SATOKO
Konoha-san said she learned of it
through the assassin organization.
[04:28] YURIKO
But I don't keep that up anymore!
[04:30] YURIKO
Don't tell Kuro-chan!
[04:32] SATOKO
A-All right.
[04:34] YURIKO
I can see why Kuro-chan warned me
that we needed to keep our distance.
[04:39] YURIKO
First, we need to make an account.
[04:41] YURIKO
What do you want for the username?
[04:42] SATOKO
Um... How about "Kusagakure Satoko"?
[04:45] YURIKO
What?! No! You can't use your full name!
[04:48] YURIKO
The Internet is a scary place!
[04:50] YURIKO
What if someone used
your full name to find you?!
[04:52] YURIKO
Also, aren't you being pursued?!
[04:55] YURIKO
You can't use anything that
could expose your full name,
[04:57] YURIKO
your job, or people you know!
[04:59] YURIKO
If something goes viral,
[05:00] YURIKO
people around you will find out,
and you'll get harassed!
[05:03] SATOKO
W-Wow. You really are
knowledgeable about this.
[05:06] SATOKO
Did something happen to you in the past?
[05:09] YURIKO
Nope, not at all.
[05:12] YURIKO
Ugh!
[05:13] YURIKO
I can't teach you all of
this during my lunch break!
[05:16] YURIKO
Be sure to take notes, Satoko-chan!
[05:18] SATOKO
O-Okay!
[05:26] STUDENTS
Look. Aren't they cool?
[05:33] SATOKO
I was able to get four likes!
[05:34] SIGN
Unread messages below
[05:34] SIGN
I was able to get four likes
[05:36] SATOKO
This might be fun!
[05:39] KONOHA
What's this "Real Ninja" about?
[05:39] SIGN
Real Ninja
#firstpost #middleschoolgirl #cooking
#Iwanttoconnectwithpplwholiketocook
#homemademeal #followforfollow
I made curry.
[05:42] SATOKO
That's my username on social media!
[05:45] KONOHA
Lame.
[05:46] YOSHIDA
Koga-san?
[05:49] YOSHIDA
It's been a while. Are you feeling better?
[05:53] KONOHA
Oh, yeah. I'm supposed to be sick.
[05:56] YOSHIDA
Huh?
[05:56] KONOHA
Oh, uh, yeah. I was just in the hospital for a bit.
[05:59] YOSHIDA
The hospital?!
[06:00] KONOHA
But I'm fine now.
[06:00] CLASSMATE
Whoa, she's talking to her.
[06:02] CLASSMATE
Should we stop her?
[06:02] YOSHIDA
Even so, you're still recovering,
so don't push yourself.
[06:06] KONOHA
Okay.
[06:07] YOSHIDA
I know! You can use this.
[06:08] SIGN
Math A
[06:08] SIGN
CAMPUS
[06:08] SIGN
Yoshida Aoko
[06:10] YOSHIDA
My notes from when you were out sick.
[06:12] YOSHIDA
Also, the career interest form.
[06:14] YOSHIDA
You're the only one who hasn't filled one out.
[06:16] YOSHIDA
If you have any questions, let me know.
[06:19] CLASSMATE A
Hey, Yoshida-san?
[06:21] YOSHIDA
Coming.
[06:22] YOSHIDA
I'll see you later, Koga-san.
[06:27] CLASSMATE A
Yoshida-san, you shouldn't
get too close to Koga-san.
[06:31] CLASSMATE B
She says she's been out sick,
but we're pretty sure she's lying.
[06:36] CLASSMATE A
Yeah!
[06:37] CLASSMATE A
We keep hearing that she's been
seen walking around town a lot.
[06:40] CLASSMATE B
The other day, she was seen walking around
[06:43] CLASSMATE B
with a super busty lady who was cosplaying.
[06:45] CLASSMATE B
And she was wandering around places
with no foot traffic at night.
[06:48] CLASSMATE A
I saw blood on her uniform, too.
[06:52] YOSHIDA
Well, she might have her reasons.
[06:55] YOSHIDA
Besides, I know someone
who's a lot like Koga-san.
[06:59] YOSHIDA
People like her could just be clumsy
[07:01] YOSHIDA
and easily misunderstood by people.
[07:05] KONOHA
My career...
[07:08] YOSHIDA
Do you know how to fill it out?
[07:10] KONOHA
Yoshida-san.
[07:11] YOSHIDA
Have you decided whether to
go to college or get a job?
[07:14] KONOHA
No...
[07:15] YOSHIDA
I understand it's hard.
[07:18] YOSHIDA
I know! Why don't you come
to my house after school today?
[07:22] YOSHIDA
I have a friend coming over.
[07:25] YOSHIDA
She takes her future very seriously.
[07:28] YOSHIDA
You might be able to learn
from her if you talk to her!
[07:45] SATOKO
Don't you think this looks good?
[07:47] SATOKO
I already got twelve likes!
[07:50] SATOKO
That means twelve people think
my food looks delicious!
[07:50] SIGN
#middleschoolgirl #cooking
#Iwanttoconnectwithpplwholiketocook
#homemademeal #followforfollow
Today I made a loco moco rice bowl!!
[07:53] SIGN
2 replies
[07:53] SIGN
12 likes
[07:54] SIGN
You're really good. This is a nice photo.
Who will you be feeding this to?
[07:54] SIGN
Looks good.
[07:58] YOSHIDA
Koga-san? Is something wrong?
[08:01] KONOHA
No, nothing.
[08:05] KONOHA
Pardon the intrusion.
[08:07] YOSHIDA
Come on in. Make yourself comfortable.
[08:10] YOSHIDA
I'm the only one who lives here now.
[08:14] YOSHIDA
My mom and dad both went away somewhere.
[08:19] YOSHIDA
Oh, just in time.
[08:22] YOSHIDA
Aoi-chan, come on up.
[08:27] AOI
Whoa, who's this?
[08:29] AOI
Oh, sorry. Nice to meet you.
[08:32] KONOHA
Uh, hello.
[08:34] YOSHIDA
Aoi-chan, this is my classmate, Koga-san.
[08:37] YOSHIDA
Koga-san, this is the girl
I was talking about.
[08:40] YOSHIDA
My childhood friend, Satou Aoi-chan.
[08:42] AOI
Nice to meet you. I'm Satou.
[08:48] YOSHIDA
As I thought.
[08:50] YOSHIDA
You two look alike when you
stand next to each other.
[08:53] AOI; KONOHA
Really?
[08:55] SIGN
Career Interest Form
[08:55] AOI
Ah, right, career plans.
[08:58] AOI
If you're asking me,
I don't really know what to say.
[09:00] YOSHIDA
That's not true.
[09:03] AOI
Well...
[09:04] AOI
I think it depends on what
Koga-san wants to do.
[09:08] AOI
Is there anything?
[09:09] KONOHA
Not really.
[09:11] KONOHA
Is there something you like,
or something you're interested in?
[09:15] KONOHA
Anything at all?
[09:16] KONOHA
I don't think so.
[09:19] AOI
Well, if that's the case,
college might be the way to go.
[09:23] YOSHIDA
She's right.
[09:25] YOSHIDA
You can live that dream campus life.
[09:27] YOSHIDA
You can join clubs, hang out with
friends until morning, and fall in love.
[09:32] AOI
That's just playing around.
[09:33] AOI
When would you study?
[09:35] YOSHIDA
Aw, I think both are important.
[09:38] AOI
Well, I think you can find your
passions while attending school.
[09:42] YOSHIDA
Koga-san, your grades aren't bad.
[09:45] YOSHIDA
Maybe you could go to
a university in the city?
[09:47] AOI
Actually, enough about other people.
[09:50] AOI
Are you sure you want to
go into finding a job?
[09:53] YOSHIDA
Y-Yeah.
[09:54] YOSHIDA
Since my parents are gone, I don't
think I can afford to go to college.
[09:59] YOSHIDA
My grades have been going down lately
since I've had to work part-time jobs, too.
[10:06] YOSHIDA
But enough about me!
[10:09] YOSHIDA
Koga-san!
[10:10] YOSHIDA
Aoi-chan here is striving to study at a
national university and become a doctor!
[10:15] YOSHIDA
She placed number one on
her recent cram school test,
[10:18] YOSHIDA
so I'm sure she'll pass!
[10:20] YOSHIDA
It's amazing.
[10:21] YOSHIDA
She has a clear vision of her future.
[10:24] YOSHIDA
I can also clearly envision
Aoi-chan as a female doctor.
[10:28] AOI
Dummy. You're jumping the gun a bit.
[10:30] YOSHIDA
But isn't it exciting?
[10:32] AOI
Hey. Enough about me!
[10:41] SIGN
Unlock
[10:41] SIGN
New Work Order
[10:42] KONOHA
Sorry, I should get going.
[10:44] YOSHIDA
Oh, sorry.
[10:46] YOSHIDA
Did you have other plans?
[10:48] AOI
I bet you dragged her here without
checking to see if she was busy.
[10:52] YOSHIDA
That... might be true.
[10:56] KONOHA
Well, thank you so much for today.
[11:00] AOI
I hope I was helpful, even just a bit.
[11:04] YOSHIDA
I'll see you at school, Koga-san.
[11:07] AOI
See you.
[11:08] AOI
If you end up finding what
you want to do, let us know.
[11:11] AOI
It was embarrassing having someone
talking about me the whole time.
[11:15] YOSHIDA-SAN
I'm sorry!
[11:17] KONOHA
Well, bye.
[11:21] KONOHA
Guess I'll check my work order.
[11:29] SIGN
Unlock
[11:29] SIGN
1 message from Satoko-chan
[11:34] SIGN
Real Ninja
#middleschoolgirl #cooking
#Iwanttoconnectwithpplwholiketocook
#homemademeal #followforfollow
#cosplay #omeletrice
[11:35] KONOHA
What's this?
[11:47] SATOKO
Hey, Leader.
[11:50] SATOKO
Did you find a job?
[11:54] KURO
I'm still on the lookout.
[11:58] KURO
Unlike you, I have to
actually look for work.
[12:05] SATOKO
I'm also working very hard with Konoha-san.
[12:10] SATOKO
Recently, I've gotten quicker
at turning things into leaves.
[12:20] SIGN
Everyone's Town's
Bath House
[12:20] SIGN
Bath
[12:21] SATOKO
Hello, this is Satoko.
[12:22] SATOKO
What's the matter?
[12:25] SATOKO
What? Work? Now?
[12:27] SATOKO
Understood.
[12:30] KURO
Hey, don't get me in the picture.
[12:33] SATOKO
"A kunoichi relaxing at the bath house."
[12:37] SATOKO
There.
[12:38] SIGN
#middleschoolgirl #aninja
#Iwanttoconnectwithpplwholikepublicbaths
#lovetobathe #followforfollow
A kunoichi relaxing at the bath house.
[12:41] SATOKO
Konoha-san!
[12:43] SATOKO
Sorry to keep you waiting.
[12:46] KONOHA
What did you do?
[12:48] SATOKO
What?
[12:49] KONOHA
Whatever.
[12:51] KONOHA
Let's get to work.
[12:53] SATOKO
Okay.
[13:03] YOSHIDA
Ninkoro.
[13:06] AOI
Ninkoro.
[13:11] KONOHA
Huh?
[13:14] KONOHA
What are you doing?
[13:16] SATOKO
Huh?
[13:18] SATOKO
I'm taking selfies.
[13:20] KONOHA
What?
[13:21] SATOKO
Well...
[13:22] SATOKO
I happened to get my face in
a picture of a meal I made,
[13:26] SATOKO
and then someone wrote
that I looked super cute.
[13:28] SIGN
You look cute
[13:28] SIGN
You're in the picture!
[13:29] SATOKO
So when I uploaded a picture of myself,
it got more likes than my food posts!
[13:32] SIGN
likes
[13:35] SATOKO
Besides, it's more work to make food...
[13:38] SATOKO
And lately, people have been
leaving mean comments,
[13:41] SATOKO
such as judging my sense of taste
[13:42] SIGN
Your tongue must be broken.
That looks gross.
Did you wash the lettuce?
Amateur's cooking. Unhealthy balance.
Think about the people who hate tuna.
I think you need to study cooking more.
[13:43] SATOKO
and saying it looks nutritionally
unbalanced or gross.
[13:46] SATOKO
They can't tell all that from just a picture!
[13:48] SATOKO
But these selfies can't compete
with the other users, either...
[13:53] SATOKO
Did you know?
[13:53] SIGN
Making omelet rice today♥
[13:54] SATOKO
This video of someone cooking
while emphasizing her breasts
[13:57] SATOKO
got 30,000 likes!
[14:00] SATOKO
I'm jealous!
[14:00] SIGN
Heart omelet rice is done♥
[14:01] SATOKO
And the food doesn't even look that good!
It must be because of her breasts, right?
[14:07] SATOKO
Maybe I can ask Marin-san
to enlarge mine again.
[14:10] KONOHA
Look, there's a lot I could
say about this, but...
[14:14] KONOHA
Are you enjoying all this?
[14:17] SATOKO
Huh?
[14:18] KONOHA
I understand how getting likes
would make you feel good,
[14:21] KONOHA
but you don't look like
you're having fun right now.
[14:25] KONOHA
Instead of worrying about big numbers,
[14:27] KONOHA
doesn't the true meaning
of fun on social media
[14:29] KONOHA
come from finding like-minded
people who enjoy the things
[14:33] KONOHA
you like and find cute, no matter how small?
[14:36] SATOKO
Th-That's so deep!
[14:36] SIGN
Shock!!
[14:38] KONOHA
Why don't you stop that now?
[14:41] SATOKO
You're right.
[14:43] SATOKO
Now that you mention it, I feel like
I got a little too desperate there.
[14:47] SATOKO
I think Yuriko-san told me
something similar, too.
[14:51] KONOHA
So you were warned.
[14:52] SATOKO
I did enjoy taking those pictures...
[14:56] KONOHA
Then do you want to buy a camera later?
[14:59] SATOKO
Huh? I'd like that!
[15:01] KONOHA
I don't know much about cameras, though.
[15:26] SATOKO
Konoha-san!
[15:29] KONOHA
You took my picture again.
[15:32] SATOKO
I enjoy taking photos of you, Konoha-san.
[15:46] SATOKO
Konoha-san!
[15:58] KONOHA
Stop that. It's embarrassing.
[16:01] SATOKO
I got a picture of you smiling!
[16:05] KONOHA
Maybe it was a bad idea to buy you a camera.
[16:07] SATOKO
I know!
[16:08] SATOKO
Since we're out and about,
want to go buy clothes, as well?
[16:23] SATOKO
Those look great on you, Konoha-san.
[16:26] KONOHA
You think so?
[17:05] SIGN
Accepting Scholarships
[17:09] SIGN
1 Message from Yoshida Aoko
[17:10] YOSHIDA
Morning.
[17:11] YOSHIDA
Did the national mock exam go okay?
[17:13] AOI
Morning.
[17:14] SIGN
Did the national mock exam go okay?
[17:14] SIGN
Morning
[17:14] SIGN
Of course
[17:14] AOI
Of course.
[17:15] CLASSMATE C
Satou-san!
[17:17] CLASSMATE C
We saw the exam results! You're amazing!
[17:19] CLASSMATE D
Yo, Ms. Genius!
[17:21] CLASSMATE C
You're going to medical school, right?
[17:22] AOI
Well, if I get in.
[17:25] CLASSMATE C
Of course you will!
[17:26] CLASSMATE D
It'll be easy!
[17:28] AOI
Well...
[17:29] CLASSMATE C
Teach me math sometime.
[17:32] CLASSMATE D
Oh, then teach me English, too.
[17:35] AOI
S-Sure.
[17:37] CLASSMATE D
I'll win the next mock exam!
[17:40] CLASSMATE C
No way that'll happen.
[17:42] CLASSMATE C
Later, Satou-san.
[17:42] CLASSMATE D
Bye-bye.
[17:48] AOI
First place.
[17:49] SIGN
1st place
[17:52] SIGN
Congratulations
[18:00] STUDENTS
Isn't that crazy?
[18:02] STUDENTS
What?
[18:03] YOSHIDA
Koga-san, did something good happen?
[18:06] KONOHA
Huh?
[18:07] YOSHIDA
You're smiling so much!
[18:10] KOONHA
I-It's nothing.
[18:12] YOSHIDA
Were you able to fill out
the career path form?
[18:15] KONOHA
Well, yeah.
[18:17] YOSHIDA
I'm glad.
[18:18] YOSHIDA
After you left, I told Aoi-chan how
wonderful it would be if the three of us
[18:21] YOSHIDA
could meet and talk about things
besides the discussion we had.
[18:25] YOSHIDA
Do you have any free time this month?
[18:28] KONOHA
This month is a little...
[18:30] YOSHIDA
Aoi-chan placed first in
the national mock exam.
[18:34] YOSHIDA
She's amazing.
[18:35] YOSHIDA
If there's anything you don't
understand in your studies,
[18:38] YOSHIDA
I think it would be a great idea for
you to ask Aoi-chan, as well!
[18:41] KONOHA
Yeah, maybe.
[18:43] YOSHIDA
Come over again soon.
[18:45] KONOHA
Sure.
[18:47] KONOHA
By the way...
[18:49] YOSHIDA
Is something the matter?
[18:51] KONOHA
Well, it seems like the teachers found
out about how I've been skipping school.
[18:54] KONOHA
I wonder how.
[18:55] YOSHIDA
Oh, that.
[18:57] YOSHIDA
I think it's because of this.
[19:03] KONOHA
What is this?
[19:06] SATOKO
Isn't my number of likes amazing?
[19:08] SATOKO
People are saying that you can feel the
love the photographer has for the subject!
[19:13] KONOHA
That's not the point.
[19:14] KONOHA
Since I'm an assassin, you can't go posting
photos of my face for the world to see.
[19:19] SATOKO
Oh. You're right.
[19:22] SATOKO
I'm sorry! Since you told me to
share things I liked and found cute...
[19:30] KONOHA
Huh? Wait...
[19:33] KONOHA
I mean, I guess it's okay.
[19:35] KONOHA
I haven't shown my face in assassin circles.
[19:38] SATOKO
Really? Then I can keep doing this?
[19:41] KONOHA
That's not what I'm saying...
[19:43] KONOHA
Besides, when I said
"things you like," I meant cooking.
[19:48] SATOKO
Cooking?
[19:50] SATOKO
I'm only good at cooking because that's
what I had to do in the ninja village.
[19:53] SATOKO
I don't particularly like it.
[19:56] KONOHA
Oh... Okay.
[19:59] SIGN
New Work Order
[20:02] KONOHA
A work order.
[20:11] SATOKO
Konoha-san?
[20:13] SATOKO
What's the matter?
[20:18] SIGN
New
[20:18] SIGN
Target Name
[20:18] SIGN
Female 17 y/o Blood Type AB
[20:18] SIGN
Order description: Assassination requiring the disappearance of the body
A strong rival to my son's exam scores. Please make sure
there is no evidence and that the body is erased to make
it appear as if she disappeared due to the pressure of the exams.
[20:27] AOI'S BROTHER
What time is Mom coming home tonight?
[20:31] AOI
She said she's going to be a little late.
[20:37] AOI'S BROTHER
Then can I stay awake until she comes home?
[20:48] AOI'S BROTHER
Sis?
[20:59] SIGN
Assassin Ranking
[20:59] SIGN
171 Glasses
[21:10] YOSHIDA
Please help me out.
[21:12] SATOKO
I feel like I've seen that person before.
[21:18] YOSHIDA
Long time no see, Koga-san and Satoko-chan.
[21:21] SATOKO
Oh, you're her classmate.
[21:24] KONOHA
What are you doing?
[21:25] YOSHIDA
Well, you see...
[21:27] YOSHIDA
Aoi-chan has gone missing.
[21:30] SIGN
Missing
[21:30] YOSHIDA
So I'm handing out flyers and
collecting any information I can get.
[21:35] YOSHIDA
Things like this keep
happening close to me...
[21:39] YOSHIDA
Am I a girl who brings
misfortune to those around me?
[21:46] KONOHA
I'll help you hand these out.
[21:50] SATOKO
Please help us out.
[21:52] SATOKO
Please help us out.
[21:52] YOSHIDA
Please help us out.
[21:54] SATOKO
Please help us out. Please help us out.
[21:56] YOSHIDA
Please help us out.
[21:57] SATOKO
Please help us out.
[21:58] YOSHIDA
Please help us out.
[23:26] SIGN
To Be Continued
[23:29] SIGN
Next
[23:29] SIGN
Episode
[23:30] SATOKO
Konoha-san, it's the next episode preview!
[23:32] KONOHA
Do it yourself.
[23:33] SATOKO
I couldn't! What would I say by myself?
[23:35] SATOKO
Now that I think about it, we never really
talk about the next episode in these.
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