8 - A Ninja and an Assassin's Big House
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[00:08] SATOKO
The house...
[00:12] KONOHA
How did this happen?
[00:36] SIGN
A Ninja and an Assassin
Under One Roof
[01:54] SIGN
A Ninja and an Assassin's Big House
[01:55] SIGN
Leaf 8
[02:02] SATOKO
We're saved, thanks to you, Marin-san.
[02:07] KONOHA
What's with the maid outfit?
[02:09] MARIN
On top of letting you two use my
bathroom and borrow my clothes,
[02:12] MARIN
I retrieved your necessities and things that
[02:14] MARIN
you don't want people seeing
from your burning house.
[02:16] MARIN
I even notified the assassination
organization for you.
[02:20] MARIN
I can't let you stay for free,
[02:22] MARIN
but since I know Glasses doesn't
have any money right now...
[02:25] SATOKO
Wow...
[02:26] SATOKO
I didn't know you had that sort
of sense of honor, Konoha-san.
[02:30] KONOHA
You've become a real agitator
since you got into social media.
[02:34] MARIN
Well...
[02:35] MARIN
I'll let you stay here until
you find a new place to live.
[02:39] SATOKO
Marin-san!
[02:41] KONOHA
We only got away with the clothes
on our backs, after all.
[02:43] KONOHA
If only we'd grabbed our smartphones...
[02:44] SATOKO
Fire? Fire? Fire?
[02:46] SATOKO
And all my money burnt up because
I stashed it in the house.
[02:46] SATOKO
Whoa! Fire!
[02:51] KONOHA
Huh? What about your bank account?
[02:53] SATOKO
It seemed like a hassle,
so I didn't bother with one.
[02:56] KONOHA
A hassle?!
[02:58] MARIN
Sounds like a kunoichi, all right.
[02:59] KONOHA
But why was there suddenly a fire?
[03:02] MARIN
Yeah, about that...
[03:04] MARIN
My camera captured a
clear view of the culprit.
[03:07] SATOKO
What?!
[03:08] KONOHA
Why were you recording us?
[03:09] MARIN
Now, now, take a look.
[03:12] MARIN
The way they set the fire was weird.
[03:17] SATOKO
That fire was set with a ninja
technique from my village!
[03:20] SATOKO
And also, this is...
[03:21] SIGN
Fish Roe
Creamy Pasta
[03:21] SIGN
Super creamy ♥
[03:21] SATOKO
the person I was talking about!
[03:23] SIGN
Super easy!
[03:23] SIGN
Stir-Fried Sweet and Spicy
Eggplant and Pork
[03:23] SATOKO
The user who uploads
[03:24] SATOKO
cooking videos where she
[03:24] SIGN
Energizes
you right up!
[03:24] SIGN
Stamina Rice Bowl
[03:25] SATOKO
focuses on her breasts!
[03:25] SIGN
Food Researcher Karin
[03:25] SIGN
Channel Info... More
[03:25] SIGN
Subscribe
[03:27] SATOKO
So she was a ninja from the village...
[03:29] KONOHA
How did she find our house?
[03:32] SATOKO
Oh!
[03:32] KONOHA
What?
[03:33] SATOKO
Well, I couldn't stand watching videos
where the focus was on her breasts, so...
[03:38] SIGN
Is this really what you want do be doing?
[03:38] SATOKO
I told her about the thing Konoha-san
taught me the other day.
[03:40] SIGN
Aren't you blinded by the numbers and
forgetting about something more valuable?
[03:41] SATOKO
And then...
[03:45] SIGN
You'd better not forget this. I found out where you live.
[03:46] (Flashback) SATOKO
Oh, she replied.
[03:47] SIGN
I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you
[03:49] SIGN
I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you
[03:49] SIGN
I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you
[03:50] SIGN
I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you
[03:51] SATOKO
I must have touched a sore spot,
[03:53] SATOKO
because she kept saying how she wanted
to kill me and set my house on fire.
[03:54] SIGN
I'll definitely
[03:55] SIGN
kill you
[03:56] SIGN
I'll burn
[03:57] SATOKO
I just remembered that.
[03:57] SIGN
your house down
[03:59] KONOHA
So it was your fault.
[04:01] SATOKO
I didn't think she'd actually
pinpoint our house...
[04:04] MARIN
Actually, pinpointing your
location isn't that difficult.
[04:07] SIGN
Real Ninja
[04:07] MARIN
All she'd have to do is analyze
the buildings and scenery
[04:11] MARIN
to guess your location
from your previous posts.
[04:14] SATOKO
That's impressive.
[04:16] KONOHA
Creep.
[04:16] MARIN
Did you just say "creep"?
[04:17] MARIN
You're being pursued, kunoichi,
[04:20] MARIN
so you have to be careful about
what you post from now on.
[04:22] SATOKO
Okay.
[04:23] KONOHA
Will she really be okay?
[04:25] MARIN
The arsonist probably knows by
now that the fire didn't kill you,
[04:28] SIGN
Early Morning Apartment Fire
[04:28] SIGN
Evacuated residents missing?
[04:29] MARIN
so we'll have to be careful.
[04:31] MARIN
For now, there was only one
house available on the market,
[04:34] MARIN
so I put in an application for you.
[04:36] KONOHA
Hm. Doesn't look too bad.
[04:39] SATOKO
Marin-san is so kind!
[04:39] SIGN
Toilet
[04:39] SIGN
Bathroom
[04:39] SIGN
Washroom
[04:39] SIGN
Storage Shelf
[04:39] SIGN
Storage
[04:39] SIGN
Storage
[04:39] SIGN
Western Style Room
[04:39] SIGN
Hallway
[04:39] SIGN
Entrance
[04:39] SIGN
Shoe Storage
[04:42] KONOHA
Indeed.
[04:48] MARIN
So this is your new home.
[04:50] MARIN
Looks pretty good.
[04:52] SATOKO
It's so big!
[04:55] KONOHA
Here.
[04:56] KONOHA
I was able to recover most of
your apps and data on this.
[05:00] SATOKO
What?!
[05:01] SATOKO
I thought it was all gone.
[05:03] SATOKO
Thank you so much!
[05:09] MARIN
It's gorgeous!
[05:11] MARIN
Like a brand new building.
[05:14] MARIN
The inside's pretty spacious, too.
[05:16] SATOKO
Oh, there's also a yard!
[05:19] MARIN
A place this big probably
has room for me, too.
[05:22] KONOHA
No way. I won't allow it.
[05:25] MARIN
I'm jealous.
[05:26] MARIN
I didn't know the organization
had houses like this.
[05:28] MARIN
Even the furniture is included.
[05:30] KONOHA
They said that the previous owner,
who was an assassin, disappeared one day.
[05:34] KONOHA
That's when the organization
bought the property.
[05:36] SATOKO
I see. How lucky for us.
[05:40] KONOHA
It's real.
[05:41] KONOHA
I've never taken care of plants before.
[05:44] MARIN
Just give it some water or whatever.
[05:48] SIGN
Real Ninja
[05:48] SIGN
I moved into a new home!
It has a yard!
[05:50] MARIN
Hey, kunoichi!
[05:51] MARIN
I just told you to avoid anything
that could give away your location!
[05:54] SATOKO
Aw, but this won't hurt anything.
[05:56] SIGN
I'm coming to kill you now
[05:57] SATOKO
Huh?!
[05:57] MARIN
What did I tell you?!
[05:59] KONOHA
Still...
[06:00] KONOHA
Knowing that she's coming
is convenient for us.
[06:11] MARIN
She's really here!
[06:12] KARIN
Real Ninja...
[06:14] KARIN
No, Runaway Ninja Satoko!
[06:16] KARIN
I'm going to turn you into
ashes once and for all!
[06:18] KARIN
Take thi—
[06:23] KONOHA
Good work.
[06:30] SATOKO
That wrapped up quickly
since she fell for the trap.
[06:34] MARIN
What a shame. It was such a pretty house.
[06:37] KONOHA
Sigh.
[06:38] SATOKO
Looks like we have to start cleaning already.
[06:58] KONOHA
Satoko-chan?
[07:06] SATOKO
What's wrong, Konoha-san?!
[07:08] SATOKO
That was a loud scream!
[07:09] KONOHA
Th-Th-Th-There was a lady with
long black hair over there.
[07:13] SATOKO/MARIN
What?!
[07:14] SATOKO
But no one was here when we arrived.
[07:18] SATOKO
We're the only ones in this house, right?
[07:21] MARIN
I'm kind of scared.
[07:40] SATOKO
Oh, it's just you, Konoha-san.
[07:43] KONOHA
Could I... sleep with you tonight?
[07:56] SATOKO
Is that you, Marin-san?
[07:58] SATOKO
It's open.
[08:01] SATOKO
I said it's open!
[08:10] SATOKO
Good morning.
[08:12] MARIN
Last night was scary, huh?
[08:14] MARIN
Was Glasses able to sleep after that?
[08:17] KONOHA
And why are you just
casually living here, too?
[08:19] SATOKO
Konoha-san came to my room
after that and slept with me.
[08:23] MARIN
What?! No fair! Invite me, too!
[08:26] SATOKO
I did, but you wouldn't come inside.
[08:29] MARIN
What? I wouldn't?
[08:31] SATOKO
You were the one rattling
my door last night, right?
[08:36] MARIN
No... I was scared, so I went
straight to my room and slept.
[08:45] SATOKO
Then the person knocking was...
[08:51] SATOKO
Let's move out! This house is bad news!
[08:58] MARIN
No one should be upstairs...
[09:02] KONOHA
This is out of the ordinary.
[09:10] SATOKO
After that, paranormal activities
continued to haunt us.
[09:19] SATOKO
I haven't properly slept in days.
[09:23] KONOHA
Yeah. Maybe we should move out.
[09:25] MARIN
I didn't know you two could get this scared.
[09:29] SATOKO
I don't believe in ghosts, but...
[09:31] KONOHA
The paranormal acts are really happening.
[09:34] MARIN
Hey. I just realized
[09:37] MARIN
these paranormal acts don't
happen when I'm alone.
[09:41] SATOKO
Really?
[09:42] MARIN
Unlike you two, I've been sleeping
well at night because nothing happens.
[09:48] MARIN
But when I'm with you two...
[09:50] MARIN
See? Stuff like this happens.
[09:54] KONOHA
Huh?
[09:55] KONOHA
The phone isn't even connected.
[10:06] KONOHA
Pick up the phone.
[10:07] MARINE
N-No way! I don't want to!
[10:12] SATOKO/KONOHA
Huh?
[10:13] SATOKO
It's all withered.
[10:13] SIGN
Limp...
[10:15] KONOHA
No way. I gave it plenty of water every day.
[10:17] SATOKO
I did, too! Every day!
[10:20] MARIN
You both gave it too much water.
[10:23] MARIN
You should just throw this out.
[10:30] SATOKO
Marin-san?
[10:36] KONOHA
Did you do something, Satoko-chan?
[10:38] SATOKO
No, nothing.
[10:40] KONOHA
Can you turn it into leaves
if it's this withered?
[10:43] SATOKO
I can try it.
[10:46] KONOHA
Watch out!
[10:51] SATOKO
What's happening?!
[10:54] SATOKO
Marin-san!
[10:57] Marin
Huh? Why am I holding a knife?
[11:00] KONOHA
Maybe you wanted to kill us
while our guard was down.
[11:03] SATOKO
I thought you were a good person, Marin-san!
[11:06] MARIN
I told you, I don't know what's going on!
[11:08] MARIN
I'll kill you two!
[11:11] MIDORI
Ninkoro.
[11:15] AYAKA
Ninkoro.
[11:25] KURO
I came because they said
they wanted my help...
[11:27] KURO
Are they not here?
[11:32] SATOKO
Leader!
[11:35] KURO
Hey, what's with her?
[11:36] SATOKO
After the paranormal stuff,
Marin-san started acting weird...
[11:40] MARIN
Excuse me.
[11:42] MARIN
These two seem to have made a mistake.
[11:44] MARIN
Could you please undo these ropes?
[11:47] KONOHA
Don't. She'll go on a rampage,
so don't do anything.
[11:51] MARIN
You won't help me even though
I'm going through so much grief?
[11:56] KONOHA
Don't be fooled by her.
[11:59] MARIN
If you want me to give back
her body, you all need to die!
[12:04] KONOHA
Yeah, yeah.
[12:07] KURO
So it looks like you really do need help.
[12:10] YURIKO
Leave it to me!
[12:11] YURIKO
I watch lots of horror films!
[12:13] KONOHA
How's that going to help us?
[12:15] YURIKO
For something like this,
[12:17] YURIKO
we need to figure out what kind of spirit
has taken over Marin-san's body.
[12:21] YURIKO
Since it started in this house,
[12:22] YURIKO
let's start by looking into the
previous owner of the house.
[12:27] KONOHA
Oh, the one who went missing?
[12:29] YURIKO
It's important to know the name of the
demon you're exorcising, you know!
[12:34] SATOKO
If that's the case, all the
furniture and books in this house
[12:38] SATOKO
belonged to the previous owner.
[12:40] SATOKO
I bet we'll be able to find something.
[12:43] KURO
Huh? This is...
[12:44] KURO
A photo of ninjas from our village!
[12:44] SIGN
Graduate
Kusagakure Asuka
[12:47] KONOHA
I feel like I've seen that outfit before.
[12:50] SATOKO
Now that you mention it...
[12:52] KURO
This one on the left.
[12:54] KURO
She's the ninja who
attacked us that one time.
[12:56] KURO
You almost died from her poison.
[13:01] KONOHA
Oh, from that time...
[13:02] KURO
Do you guys not remember
the faces of your victims?
[13:05] KONOHA
Those are better off forgotten.
[13:09] MARIN
I'll kill you!
[13:10] KONOHA
It's starting again.
[13:12] YURIKO
Do you find their identity?
[13:14] KURO
For the most part.
[13:15] KURO
But now I don't know how I can help them.
[13:18] KURO
Some ninja they killed cursed them.
[13:18] MARIN
I won't forgive you!
[13:21] KURO
Can't we just take her for
an exorcism or something?
[13:24] SATOKO
No way...
[13:25] YURIKO
Mind if I try?
[13:27] KONOHA/SATOKO/KURO
Huh?
[13:30] YURIKO
I've always wanted to try this.
[13:33] YURIKO
See? I even brought some tools for the job.
[13:34] SIGN
Spirits Begone
[13:54] YURIKO
Begone, evil spirit!
[13:57] YURIKO
Yah.
[14:01] YURIKO
Oh?
[14:18] MARIN
Nice to meet you,
[14:20] MARIN
human.
[14:24] KONOHA
Huh? Who's this?
[14:26] KONOHA
Was that English?
[14:26] SATOKO
That's not Marin-san!
[14:28] KURO
Is everything okay?
[14:30] YURIKO
That's weird.
[14:31] YURIKO
I'll try again!
[14:35] KURO
Yuri!
[14:36] MARIN
You fool! I am a devil.
[14:38] MARIN
You think such a thing will work?
[14:40] YURIKO
I-It said devil!
[14:42] YURIKO
Did you all hear that? It's the devil!
[14:44] KURO
Why is there a devil now
instead of an evil spirit?
[14:47] SATOKO
Where's Marin-san?!
[14:48] MARIN
Where is Marin?
[14:49] MARIN
Marin! Marin! Marin!
[14:52] MARIN
Glasses and the kunoichi are looking for you.
[14:56] KONOHA
This devil sure talks a lot.
[14:57] MARIN
Hurry up and untie me.
[14:59] KONOHA
You're a devil. Can't you do
something on your own?
[15:01] MARIN
I won't use my powers for something simple!
[15:06] KONOHA
No way.
[15:06] SATOKO
She grew arms!
[15:10] SATOKO
Konoha-san!
[15:28] YURIKO
Um...
[15:30] YURIKO
Did that exorcise it?
[15:38] SIGN
Devil
[15:41] KURO
Oh, by the way...
[15:43] KURO
You did bring Ayaka with you
when you escaped, right?
[15:46] SATOKO
Ayaka?
[15:47] KURO
A ninja you turned into leaves!
[15:49] YURIKO
Kuro-chan's ex.
[15:51] KURO
It's not like that!
[15:54] KURO
It's honestly not like that.
[15:56] KURO
She's just a junior I looked out for.
[16:00] SATOKO
Um...
[16:01] SATOKO
I think she was burned up.
[16:03] KURO
What?!
[16:05] (Flashback) AYAKA
Leader!
[16:07] (Flashback) AYAKA
Leader!
[16:08] (Flashback) AYAKA
Leader!
[16:09] (Flashback) AYAKA
Leader!
[16:17] KURO
Are you serious? Ayaka...
[16:21] YURIKO
Kuro-chan, don't be sad.
[16:23] KURO
Yuri...
[16:25] YURIKO
You have me, don't you?
[16:29] KURO
Yuri...
[16:31] YURIKO
Kuro-chan.
[16:32] KURO
Yuri.
[16:34] YURIKO
Kuro-chan.
[16:35] KURO
Yuri.
[16:35] SATOKO
Um...
[16:36] YURIKO
Kuro-chan.
[16:37] KURO
Yuri.
[16:38] YURIKO
Kuro-chan.
[16:39] KONOHA
What is happening?
[16:39] KURO
Yuri.
[16:42] SATOKO
Watch out!
[16:48] KURO
Nice save, Satoko!
[16:49] SATOKO
Why did it suddenly go for you two—
[16:51] KONOHA
Maybe the ghost wants them to stop making
out in someone else's house and leave?
[16:55] KURO
What the heck?
You're the one who called us!
[16:57] KONOHA
I wasn't the one who called.
[16:59] MARIN
Leader...
[17:01] KURO
Did someone just call me?
[17:02] KONOHA
No.
[17:03] YURI
Marin-san?
[17:05] MARIN
Leader!
[17:09] MARIN
I hate you! Hate you! Hate you!
[17:11] MARIN
I'll curse you!
[17:15] KURO
Huh?! Wait, are you Ayaka?!
[17:23] KURO
Ayaka, I'm sorry!
[17:37] KURO
Sorry, Satoko, but we're going home.
[17:42] KURO
What is this atmosphere?
[17:44] YURIKO
You hit a girl.
[17:46] KONOHA
The worst.
[17:47] SATOKO
Leader...
[17:48] KURO
But I was protecting you all!
[17:53] KURO
I wish you luck!
[17:54] YURIKO
Sorry we couldn't help you.
[17:57] SATOKO
No, thank you very much,
Leader and Yuriko-san!
[18:02] KONOHA
Why were they even here?
[18:09] SATOKO
It's a shame Marin-san left, too.
[18:14] SIGN
Returning Home
[18:14] MARIN
I can't be here with you two!
[18:16] MARIN
I'm going home!
[18:18] KONOHA
It's fine.
[18:19] KONOHA
I just wish the ghost had left with her.
[18:24] KONOHA
But you know, this is starting to piss me off.
[18:27] SATOKO
Huh?
[18:27] KONOHA
These ghosts...
[18:28] MIDORI
You let your guard down.
[18:29] KONOHA
They say we killed them, but they were also
after our lives, so we did what we had to do.
[18:30] MIDORI
Shut up!
[18:31] AYAKA
Die!
[18:34] KONOHA
Isn't that just resentment?
[18:36] KONOHA
Paranormal activities are scary
because we don't know the cause.
[18:41] KONOHA
But what if they're actually because someone from your past is trying to kill you?
[18:43] AYAKA
You're even living with
this commoner woman...
[18:44] AYAKA
This is unheard of!
[18:45] SATOKO
When you put it that way,
they don't seem so scary anymore.
[18:46] AYAKA
You're being tricked, right?
[18:48] AYAKA
I'll save you now!
[18:49] KONOHA
Right?
[18:50] KONOHA
We were even able to turn
the devil into leaves.
[18:56] KONOHA
It feels foolish to be scared now.
[19:13] KONOHA
So sleepy.
[19:15] KONOHA
Morning, Satoko-chan.
[19:17] SATOKO
Good morning, Konoha-san!
[19:22] KONOHA
The ghosts are active again today, I see.
[19:25] KONOHA
We're so used to them now.
[19:26] SATOKO
They're awake around the clock, after all.
[19:29] KONOHA
I'm able to sleep now,
even if they make some noise.
[19:32] SATOKO
Indeed.
[19:34] SATOKO
I was able to overcome one of my fears, too.
[19:36] SATOKO
Oh, Konoha-san.
[19:37] SATOKO
Ghost on your left shoulder.
[19:39] KONOHA
I know.
[19:41] KONOHA
I never thought I'd be able
to overcome my weakness.
[19:44] KONOHA
I guess ghosts come in all types.
[19:46] SATOKO
She looks a little sad.
[19:49] KONOHA
Aren't you guys bored by now?
[19:51] KONOHA
Just pass on already.
[20:01] SATOKO
Oh, I know.
[21:37] SIGN
To Be Continued
[21:57] ASUKA
Midori?!
[22:01] MIDORI
Ugh! I failed!
[22:04] MIDORI
What's with those two?
[22:05] ASUKA
You okay?
[22:06] ASUKA
You're still a leaf...
[22:08] SAKURA
Is it just me, or are the
leaves getting thinner?
[22:11] FUMIKO
Forget it.
[22:12] FUMIKO
We were finally able to reunite here.
[22:15] FUMIKO
Let's just live happily here.
[22:17] HATSUKO
Big Sis, you say such great things...
[22:19] KARIN
So what is this place, anyway?
[22:21] SAKURA
I'm not sure...
[22:23] SAKURA
I just kind of woke up here. Heaven, maybe?
[22:26] SIGN
Afterlife
[22:26] MICHIRU
It's the afterlife!
[22:29] ASUKA
Karin-senpai should have
just set them on fire again,
[22:32] ASUKA
but you foolishly confronted them head-on.
[22:34] KARIN
Shut up! You also got taken down!
[22:36] ASUKA
I was unexpectedly attacked from behind.
[22:38] ARISA
And I just graduated...
[22:43] KANIE
Osu! Don't worry about it!
[22:45] MIDORI
Besides...
[22:46] SIGN
Caution
This well closes at 11 PM.
[22:46] SIGN
Keep clean!!
[22:46] SIGN
Portal to Living World
[22:46] SIGN
Warning
[22:46] SIGN
Don't push!!
[22:46] SIGN
Only one person at a time
can use the well.
Thank you for your
cooperation in keeping it clean.
[22:46] MIDORI
It said "one person at a time."
[22:48] SIGN
Only one person at a time
can use the well.
Thank you for your
cooperation in keeping it clean.
[22:49] MIDORI
This all happened because Ayaka
and the others forced their way in!
[22:55] MIDORI
Also, that one even went for someone
other than Satoko and the assassin!
[22:56] MICHIRU
Welcome back, Midorin!
[22:59] MIDORI
I'm so mad!
[23:00] MIDORI
Can't we somehow interfere
with the living world again?!
[23:03] SAKURA
I wonder...
[23:04] SAKURA
Uh-oh.
[23:06] SAKURA
We're banned from using it now
because we didn't follow the rules.
[23:08] KARIN
What is this? A convenience store bathroom?
[23:11] MIDORI
I won't feel better until I give
Ayaka a piece of my mind.
[23:15] MIDORI
Wait. Where's Ayaka?
[23:16] ASUKA
Huh? Wasn't she with you?
[23:30] SATOKO
The spacious house is nice, but the
smallness of the last house was nice, too.
[23:34] KONOHA
That was your fault, you know.
[23:35] SATOKO
And on top of that, it's a house with ghosts!
[23:38] KONOHA
That was your fault, you know.
[23:38] SIGN
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[23:38] SIGN
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