2 - Daily Life of a Ninja and an Assassin

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[00:01] ASUKA
    Midori, I'm finished.
[00:03] MIDORI
    Thank you, Senpai.
[00:06] ASUKA
    Hey, Midori.
[00:07] ASUKA
    Have you heard from Fumiko-senpai lately?
[00:10] MIDORI
    No, nothing.
[00:12] MIDORI
    Why? Something wrong?
[00:14] ASUKA
    I didn't hear from her yesterday
    or today, so I was curious.
[00:18] ASUKA
    I wonder if she's busy.
[00:19] MIDORI
    I'm sure she is.
[00:21] MIDORI
    Those runaway ninjas from the other
    day haven't been caught yet.
[00:24] ASUKA
    That's true.
[00:26] ASUKA
    I was planning to go look for them later, too.
[00:28] ASUKA
    Maybe I'm worrying too much.
[00:31] MIDORI
    You can't help but worry
    about people you love.
[00:34] ASUKA
    I told you not to say that!
[00:37] ASUKA
    Oh, I know! Let's have next month's
    girls' night at your place, Midori.
[00:40] ASUKA
    Senpai wanted to come, too.
[00:42] MIDORI
    Sounds good!
[00:43] MIDORI
    She can finally see this house.
[00:45] ASUKA
    Then it's decided!
[00:54] SATOKO
    That's a lot of money!
[01:09] SIGN
    A Ninja and an Assassin
    Under One Roof
[02:28] SIGN
    Daily Life of
    a Ninja and an Assassin
    Leaf 2
[02:29] SATOKO
    Is all of this the reward?
[02:32] KONOHA
    Yeah.
[02:33] SATOKO
    So assassins really do make a lot of money.
[02:36] KONOHA
    Well, your life's on the line, after all.
[02:38] KONOHA
    Okay. We'll split this evenly.
[02:41] SATOKO
    Huh?
[02:42] KONOHA
    What?
[02:43] SATOKO
    Oh, well, I just...
[02:45] SATOKO
    Sorry.
[02:46] SATOKO
    I just thought you were more stingy.
[02:49] KONOHA
    Some things are best unsaid,
    no matter how truthful.
[02:52] SATOKO
    But what do I do?
[02:53] SATOKO
    All this money won't fit in my wallet.
[02:56] KONOHA
    What? Put it in your bank book.
[03:00] SATOKO
    Bank book?
[03:02] SATOKO
    What will you do with this
    fortune, Konoha-san?
[03:05] KONOHA
    Put it into savings. Making money
    was never my goal, anyway.
[03:09] KONOHA
    Why don't you go buy something you want?
[03:11] SATOKO
    Huh? Something I... want?
[03:14] KONOHA
    You finally got out of that
    village. Isn't there anything?
[03:17] KONOHA
    If not, I can keep your money.
[03:19] SATOKO
    Oh! I want normal clothes!
[03:21] KONOHA
    Huh?
[03:21] SATOKO
    I'd really like to get cleaning
    supplies and organizers,
[03:25] SATOKO
    but I'd stand out too much in this outfit,
    so I can't bring myself to go out.
[03:29] KONOHA
    Why? You've been wearing that
    outfit all your life, right?
[03:32] SATOKO
    That's because it was normal there!
[03:34] KONOHA
    Huh...
[03:36] KONOHA
    Well, then, let's go clothes shopping.
[03:39] SATOKO
    Huh? Really?!
[03:41] SATOKO
    Um, in that case, can I borrow
    something for this outing?
[03:47] KONOHA
    Uh, that's physiologically impossible.
[03:48] SATOKO
    You're that strongly opposed?
[03:58] KONOHA
    Let's go to the next store.
[04:02] KONOHA
    Next.
[04:06] KONOHA
    Let's check out that one next.
[04:09] KID
    What's that?
[04:10] MOM
    Don't look.
[04:11] SATOKO
    Um...
[04:13] SATOKO
    Do you think we can buy some clothes now?
[04:16] KONOHA
    Huh? Already?
[04:19] SATOKO
    It's embarrassing having people stare...
[04:22] KONOHA
    I guess so.
[04:23] SATOKO
    We already looked at stores on both floors!
[04:27] KONOHA
    This should be good.
[04:28] SATOKO
    Huh?
[04:29] KONOHA
    Why don't you go to the
    bathroom, Satoko-chan?
[04:32] SATOKO
    Why so sudden?!
[04:33] KONOHA
    I'll wait right here. Go on.
[04:36] SATOKO
    Uh, all right... If you say so...
[04:44] SATOKO
    Huh? What is this?
[04:46] SATOKO
    There's no faucet.
[04:47] ASUKA
    Oh, the water comes out when
    you put your hand under it.
[04:52] SATOKO
    Whoa! You're right!
[04:54] ASUKA
    Soap and air come out from the sides, too.
[04:57] SATOKO
    What?! That's amazing! Is this magic?!
[04:59] SATOKO
    Thank you so—
[05:01] SATOKO
    What'd you do that for?!
[05:03] ASUKA
    Wow. You have good reflexes.
[05:06] SATOKO
    That unique sense of style...
[05:08] SATOKO
    Are you a pursuer from the village?!
[05:10] ASUKA
    Yeah, I am...
[05:11] ASUKA
    Wait, that's how you identify us?
[05:15] ASUKA
    Have you met other pursuers
    from the village, then?
[05:18] SATOKO
    I have not.
[05:19] ASUKA
    Really? Okay, then.
[05:22] SATOKO
    But if you're an assassin,
    why didn't you attack me in the stall?
[05:25] ASUKA
    Huh?
[05:26] ASUKA
    Well, I wanted you to wash your hands.
[05:28] SATOKO
    Huh?
[05:29] ASUKA
    I thought they'd be dirty since you
    used the bathroom in that getup.
[05:33] SATOKO
    You were watching me?!
[05:34] SATOKO
    Oh, behind you.
[05:35] ASUKA
    Behind me?
[05:37] KONOHA
    One down.
[05:39] SATOKO
    You saved me, Konoha-san.
[05:41] KONOHA
    Satoko-chan, don't use the bathroom
    at home in that crazy outfit.
[05:46] KONOHA
    Okay, turn her into leaves, please.
[05:49] SATOKO
    All done!
[05:50] KONOHA
    It really is amazing.
[05:52] SATOKO
    I'll get rid of your clothes, too.
[05:55] SATOKO
    Anyway, you really saved me.
[05:57] SATOKO
    I don't know what I'll do if I'm
    ever attacked when I'm alone.
[06:00] KONOHA
    It's all according to plan.
[06:01] SATOKO
    Huh?
[06:02] KONOHA
    I figured a pursuer would target
    you once you were alone,
[06:05] KONOHA
    especially since you're in your ninja
    attire in a crowded place like this.
[06:10] KONOHA
    The pursuers from your village
    are all high-ranking assassins.
[06:14] KONOHA
    If they disappeared, it would
    open up more job offers for us.
[06:17] SATOKO
    Am I just bait?!
[06:20] KONOHA
    Oh.
[06:21] KONOHA
    You don't want to stand
    out in that outfit, right?
[06:23] KONOHA
    Change into these.
[06:24] SATOKO
    This is...
[06:26] KONOHA
    You wanted normal clothes, right?
[06:28] SATOKO
    Konoha-san...
[06:29] KONOHA
    I'd prefer it if you stood out
    in your ninja attire, though.
[06:33] SATOKO
    Thank you so much!
[06:34] SATOKO
    I'll take good care of these...
[06:37] SATOKO
    And... keep them in a safe place...
[06:37] SIGN
    Unicorn
[06:40] KONOHA
    Wear them.
[06:43] KONOHA
    Okay, look after the house for me.
[06:45] KONOHA
    Also, it'll be dangerous to go out on your own,
    so be sure to wear the clothes we bought.
[06:49] SIGN
    Unicorn
[06:50] SATOKO
    Uh, right.
[06:52] KONOHA
    I'm off.
[06:55] KONOHA
    Ninkoro.
[06:56] SIGN
    After some hesitation, she wore her ninja outfit
[07:04] KURO
    Yo, Satoko! Been a while.
[07:06] SATOKO
    Huh? O-Oh!
[07:10] KURO
    You been doing good?
[07:12] KURO
    Ah... Yes!
[07:13] KURO
    That time sure was hectic.
[07:15] SATOKO
    Um, yes!
[07:16] KURO
    Are you answering however
    without knowing the context?
[07:19] SATOKO
    Er, yes...
[07:22] KURO
    It's me.
[07:23] KURO
    Your leader who left the village with you.
[07:28] SIGN
    Waaah!
[07:30] SATOKO
    Oh, Leader!
[07:31] SATOKO
    It's been a while!
[07:33] KURO
    I was worried about you.
[07:34] KURO
    You were such a slowpoke.
[07:36] KURO
    I'm relieved to see you doing well.
[07:38] SATOKO
    Yes! You, too!
[07:39] KURO
    So what are you up to?
[07:41] SATOKO
    Yes! I am working and
    residing with an assassin!
[07:44] KURO
    What did you say?
[07:45] SATOKO
    Yes! I am working and
    residing with an assassin!
[07:50] KURO
    No, I heard what you said...
[07:52] KURO
    What?!
[07:53] SIGN
    Hikari Park
[07:54] KURO
    You know, the whole reason we fled
    the village was to avoid that lifestyle!
[07:55] SIGN
    Beware of
    Suspicious People
[07:59] KURO
    What are you doing?!
[08:00] SATOKO
    It's not like that.
[08:02] SATOKO
    Besides, the fleeing was
    something I got swept up in.
[08:04] KURO
    You just answered however and
    followed along then, too?!
[08:07] KURO
    I know I was the one who invited you, but...
[08:10] KURO
    If that's the case,
    why not go home to the village?
[08:12] SATOKO
    You think they'll forgive me?
[08:15] SATOKO
    We've killed three ninja
    pursuers at this point.
[08:19] KURO
    Sorry.
[08:20] KURO
    That's definitely not going to work.
[08:23] KURO
    By the way, why are you walking
    around in your ninja attire?
[08:27] KURO
    You'll be killed.
[08:28] SATOKO
    About that...
[08:30] SATOKO
    I only have weird outfits besides this one.
[08:32] KURO
    Oh! Let's go shopping together, then.
[08:35] KURO
    I can buy you at least one outfit.
[08:37] SATOKO
    That's okay!
[08:38] SATOKO
    I've made a lot of money!
[08:40] KURO
    Money from assassinating, huh?
[08:42] SATOKO
    Yes!
[08:42] KURO
    I'm not one to talk, but...
[08:45] KURO
    You should think more carefully about
    how to spend that kind of money.
[08:48] SATOKO
    Oh...
[08:51] KURO
    Go get a proper job or something.
[08:54] SATOKO
    I see.
[08:55] SATOKO
    But assassinating isn't so bad.
[08:58] SATOKO
    It's not as strenuous as the
    training in the village,
[09:00] SATOKO
    and I get a lot of money!
[09:01] KURO
    But it's not like you wanted
    to be an assassin, right?
[09:04] SATOKO
    I suppose...
[09:07] SATOKO
    What kind of work are you doing now, Leader?
[09:12] SATOKO
    Leader?
[09:14] KURO
    I'm unemployed...
[09:15] EMPLOYEE
    Thank you very much.
[09:20] SATOKO
    Wow...
[09:21] SATOKO
    So you're living with your
    SO right now, then?
[09:24] KURO
    That's right.
[09:25] KURO
    But I just can't seem to find a job.
[09:28] KURO
    It's hard to find one without some
    kind of ID, like a family register.
[09:32] SATOKO
    Family register!
[09:33] SATOKO
    That sounds rough. I understand.
[09:35] KURO
    Yeah.
[09:36] KURO
    But I need to find a job
    to achieve my dreams.
[09:39] SATOKO
    What's your dream, Leader?
[09:41] KURO
    Right now, my SO provides the food.
[09:44] KURO
    We're hoping to save up money
    together and happily live abroad.
[09:48] SATOKO
    I see.
[09:49] SATOKO
    When did you meet your SO?
[09:52] KURO
    Right before we left the village, I think.
[09:54] SATOKO
    Oh! So that's why you wanted to
    leave the village with everyone!
[10:00] KURO
    That's right.
[10:01] SATOKO
    Why are you crying?
[10:05] KURO
    Well, I'm going to head back.
[10:06] KURO
    Think about what I told you, okay?
[10:09] SATOKO
    What you told me?
[10:11] KURO
    Yup. Stop with the assassinations
    and live a normal, happy life.
[10:15] SATOKO
    Hmm... I think that would be hard.
[10:18] KURO
    I see.
[10:19] KURO
    Well, knowing you, I'm sure you got
    roped into doing the assassinations.
[10:23] KURO
    But you finally got to leave the village,
    so do what you want to do,
[10:27] KURO
    even if it's not your dream.
[10:29] KURO
    I'm sure it'll be fun.
[10:31] KURO
    You don't have to be like me
    and have goals or anything.
[10:34] SATOKO
    What I want to do... Goals...
[10:37] KURO
    I'll give you my contact info.
[10:38] KURO
    Reach out if something happens.
[10:40] KURO
    Here.
[10:41] KURO
    Don't give this to any
    ninjas who are after you.
[10:44] SATOKO
    I'll try my best.
[10:45] KURO
    Not "try." "Do" your best.
[10:50] SATOKO
    Goals... What I want to do...
[10:55] SATOKO
    Konoha-san!
[11:02] SATOKO
    Huh? What is it?
[11:03] KONOHA
    What's with your outfit?
[11:04] SATOKO
    Oh, this?
[11:07] SATOKO
    Isn't it cute?
[11:10] KONOHA
    It's super weird.
[11:11] KONOHA
    It doesn't suit you.
[11:12] SATOKO
    So mean!
[11:14] KONOHA
    Huh... The leader of the runaway ninjas?
[11:17] SATOKO
    Yes. Um, are you mad?
[11:20] KONOHA
    I'm not mad at all.
[11:22] KONOHA
    So? Should we kill that ex-ninja?
[11:25] SATOKO
    What? No, it's not like that!
[11:27] SATOKO
    Leader isn't an assassin.
[11:28] SATOKO
    She just wants to live a normal life!
[11:30] SATOKO
    I don't think she'll get in our way!
[11:33] KONOHA
    You think so?
[11:34] KONOHA
    She wanted to leave the village
    to live with her partner, right?
[11:39] KONOHA
    But she's also the type to involve others
[11:41] KONOHA
    because it's dangerous to do
    things on her own, right?
[11:44] KONOHA
    Weren't you being used, too?
[11:46] SATOKO
    What? But doesn't the same go for you?
[11:50] KONOHA
    What?
[11:51] SATOKO
    Nothing. Never mind.
[11:58] KONOHA
    Here.
[11:59] SATOKO
    What's this?
[12:00] KONOHA
    A copy of your family register.
[12:01] SATOKO
    Family... Family register?!
[12:04] SATOKO
    How did you get this?!
[12:05] KONOHA
    I have my ways.
[12:07] SATOKO
    Thank you so much!
[12:08] SATOKO
    I'm going to do my best in this world!
[12:11] SATOKO
    First, I'm going to make a bank
    book and put my money in it.
[12:14] KONOHA
    Oh, that's right. It cost a fortune
    to make you that family register.
[12:18] KONOHA
    So give me back the money
    I gave you this morning.
[12:19] SATOKO
    What?!
[12:23] FUMIKO; ASUKA
    Ninkoro.
[12:26] SATOKO
    Ninkoro.
[12:28] KONOHA
    Thanks for the meal.
[12:31] KONOHA
    Just work again and you can make more money.
[12:33] SATOKO
    No, I was just thinking
    about what Leader told me.
[12:41] KONOHA
    What you want to do and your goals, huh?
[12:43] SATOKO
    That's right.
[12:45] SATOKO
    She says being an assassin is no good,
[12:47] SATOKO
    but I don't know what I should do.
[12:49] KONOHA
    She had to butt in...
[12:50] SATOKO
    Hmm? Did you say something?
[12:52] KONOHA
    Nope.
[12:54] SATOKO
    Tell me!
[12:56] SATOKO
    What are "goals"?
[12:57] KONOHA
    Hmm... That's a tough one.
[13:00] SATOKO
    Do you have any, Konoha-san?
[13:02] KONOHA
    For now, I want to go up
    in the assassin rankings.
[13:05] KONOHA
    If I can do that, I'll have more
    jobs and money coming in.
[13:08] SATOKO
    Is there anything you want to do
    once you go up in the rankings
[13:12] SATOKO
    and get more jobs and money?
[13:14] KONOHA
    You'll need more likability points from
    me before I can tell you that stuff.
[13:14] SIGN
    Koga Konoha (?)
[13:17] SATOKO
    Likability points?
[13:18] KONOHA
    Besides, you left the village by
    getting swept up by everyone else.
[13:21] KONOHA
    But do you think it was a good thing
    that you ended up here in the city?
[13:24] SATOKO
    Oh, of course!
[13:25] SATOKO
    The food here is delicious,
    and there are so many people!
[13:29] SATOKO
    Every day has been so fun!
[13:31] KONOHA
    No one would guess that you're
    a target with reasons like that.
[13:33] SATOKO
    I was a failure back in the ninja village.
[13:36] SATOKO
    I had to endure dangerous
    training every day.
[13:39] SATOKO
    It was filled with hardship.
[13:40] KONOHA
    Then what do you want to do now
    that you're free from all that?
[13:45] SATOKO
    I want to play around.
[13:47] KONOHA
    Okay. Then that's what you want to do.
[13:50] SATOKO
    What I want to do...
[13:52] KONOHA
    But you'll need a lot of money
    to play around in the city.
[13:55] KONOHA
    The job we have as assassins
    can get us a lot of money,
[14:00] KONOHA
    and we have the skills for it.
[14:03] KONOHA
    That's why we should keep doing our
    best together with this job, okay?
[14:08] KONOHA
    Okay. That concludes this conversation.
[14:10] SATOKO
    She concluded it.
[14:12] SATOKO
    Is that really okay?
[14:14] SATOKO
    For me to want to just play around all my life?
[14:16] KONOHA
    Why not?
[14:17] KONOHA
    Now, let's go to bed.
[14:20] SATOKO
    Goodnight.
[14:22] KURO
    Hey, stupid! Don't be so easily influenced!
[14:26] KURO
    I told you that I didn't want
    you to make money that way!
[14:30] KURO
    Just because you can make a ton of money
[14:32] KURO
    doesn't mean you can use it to eat good
    food and laze around every day...
[14:37] KURO
    Actually, that sounds like a good life.
[14:40] KURO
    I mean, no! Not good!
[14:42] KURO
    But thanks for reaching out.
[14:44] KURO
    That must mean you agree
    that it's wrong, right?
[14:48] SATOKO
    No.
[14:49] SATOKO
    She helped me buy a... "smartphone"?
    So I wanted to try calling someone.
[14:52] KURO
    Oh, really?! A smartphone?! Must be nice!
[14:55] KURO
    Lucky. You got a new model, too.
[14:57] KURO
    Mine's a hand-me-down from my partner.
[15:00] SATOKO
    Apparently, it had to be an expensive one.
[15:02] SATOKO
    And not the kind that requires fingerprints.
[15:04] KURO
    Oh, yeah, since we don't have fingerprints.
[15:08] KURO
    I guess assassins really do make a fortune.
[15:10] KURO
    The fact that she was able to
    buy something just like that...
[15:12] KURO
    I mean... No, no!
[15:14] KURO
    No matter how much you make,
    assassinating is bad!
[15:16] KONOHA
    Why is it so bad?
[15:18] KONOHA
    You have the skills for it.
[15:20] KONOHA
    And someone is willing to pay
    you to use those skills.
[15:22] KONOHA
    It's an honorable job,
    so what's the problem?
[15:25] KONOHA
    Can you please stop forcing
    your values onto Satoko-chan?
[15:29] SATOKO
    Oh, Konoha-san! Why are you here?
[15:31] KONOHA
    I left school early.
[15:33] KURO
    I thought I was gonna be killed...
[15:36] MIDORI
    Ninkoro.
[15:37] KURO
    So you're the assassin!
[15:39] KONOHA
    Please don't raise your
    voice in a place like this.
[15:42] KURO
    I took Satoko out of the village so
    she could stop doing stuff like that!
[15:46] KONOHA
    You were only gathering meat shields
[15:48] KONOHA
    because you were too scared
    to leave on your own, right?
[15:51] KURO
    Don't say something so creepy!
[15:53] KONOHA
    Well, it's like I said.
[15:55] KONOHA
    Those are your values.
[15:58] KONOHA
    Satoko-chan and I happen to
    be blessed with these skills.
[16:01] KONOHA
    That's why we're doing this job...
    Leader-san, right?
[16:05] KONOHA
    As a former ninja, you must be
    skilled in these techniques, too.
[16:08] KONOHA
    I bet you're suited for it, as well.
[16:09] KONOHA
    You seem to want money, and your current
    situation makes it hard to find a job.
[16:14] KONOHA
    Isn't it more convenient for you since you
    plan to go abroad after you earn money?
[16:19] SATOKO
    Um, Konoha-san, wouldn't it be bad
    if you had more competition?
[16:22] SIGN
    Drip Coffee
[16:23] KONOHA
    Oh, yeah.
[16:25] KURO
    Oh, no... I was starting to think
    it wasn't such a bad idea...
[16:31] KURO
    Aren't you scared of her?
[16:33] SATOKO
    Huh? Konoha-san isn't that scary.
[16:37] SATOKO
    She protects me, too.
[16:51] SATOKO
    Konoha-san?!
[16:58] MIDORI
    You let your guard down, female assassin!
[17:01] KURO
    You're...
[17:02] KURO
    a ninja from the village,
    Midori the Poison User!
[17:04] MIDORI
    What she just ingested is a lethal poison.
[17:07] MIDORI
    She drank coffee that could
    kill eight Indian elephants.
[17:11] MIDORI
    The female assassin is as good as dead!
[17:14] MIDORI
    And you're next, runaway ninjas.
[17:18] MIDORI
    You two half-wits couldn't even
    withstand the village's training.
[17:21] MIDORI
    Our seniors endured the harsh training
[17:24] MIDORI
    and are finally able to stand on
    their own and live happily,
[17:27] MIDORI
    just for half-witted deserters
    like you to kill those two...
[17:33] MIDORI
    Satoko... I'll especially never forgive you!
[17:38] KONOHA
    Well, anyway.
[17:42] SATOKO
    Konoha-san...
[17:44] SATOKO
    You're alive!
[17:46] KONOHA
    Oh? You'll cry for me?
[17:48] SATOKO
    Of course I will!
[17:52] SATOKO
    Konoha-san!
[17:54] KURO
    A-Assassin... How did you...
[17:57] KONOHA
    Well, it was an obviously odd-tasting drink,
[18:00] KONOHA
    so I bit my tongue a little to fool
    her and waited for an opening.
[18:02] SIGN
    Bleh
[18:05] KONOHA
    Next, I need to eliminate any witnesses.
[18:08] KONOHA
    Satoko-chan, turn that into leaves.
[18:10] SATOKO
    Right!
[18:12] KURO
    Huh?! Wait! Are you two serious?!
[18:13] KONOHA
    How should I do this...
[18:15] KURO
    Let me handle this!
[18:19] SATOKO
    Wow, your ninja skills were amazing!
[18:23] SATOKO
    To think you could erase
    the witnesses' memories!
[18:26] KURO
    Heh, it's no big deal.
[18:28] KURO
    What would have happened if I wasn't there?
[18:35] SATOKO
    It's shrimp!
[18:37] KURO
    Are you sure it's okay to treat
    me to such a fancy meal?
[18:41] KONOHA
    I wanted to thank you for helping.
[18:43] KONOHA
    Also, would you like to live with us?
[18:46] KONOHA
    You'd be useful.
[18:48] KURO
    No way. I don't want to live with
    a sour-faced woman like you.
[18:51] KONOHA
    Well, I figured you'd refuse.
[18:55] KURO
    What?!
[18:56] SATOKO
    What is it? Why'd you shout all of a sudden?
[18:59] KURO
    Well... What's with that...
[19:02] KURO
    super happy smile?
[19:04] SATOKO
    Huh?
[19:05] SATOKO
    Oh, you're right!
[19:06] KURO
    It's weird!
[19:08] KONOHA
    Huh? No way.
[19:09] KONOHA
    Am I smiling right now?
[19:11] KURO
    A super happy one!
[19:14] KONOHA
    I... I had no idea.
[20:45] SIGN
    To Be Continued
[20:48] FUMIKO; ASUKA; MIDORI
    Cheers!
[20:50] ASUKA
    I've always wanted to have a girls' night!
[20:53] MIDORI
    Me, too.
[20:55] MIDORI
    What do people do at these things?
[20:56] ASUKA
    Catch up on stuff?
[20:58] FUMIKO
    Hey, Midori. You bought a house, right?
[21:00] FUMIKO
    How's that?
[21:02] MIDORI
    It's very nice.
[21:03] MIDORI
    A big house with a yard!
[21:05] FUMIKO
    That was your dream, after all.
[21:07] ASUKA
    I went to her house the other day.
[21:09] FUMIKO
    What? No fair.
[21:10] ASUKA
    Isn't it too big for one person?
[21:12] MIDORI
    It's true.
[21:14] MIDORI
    I got used to living here with you two,
    so it's been pretty lonely.
[21:18] FUMIKO
    What's this?
[21:19] FUMIKO
    You can come home whenever, you know!
[21:21] MIDORI
    What would I do with my house, then?
[21:23] FUMIKO
    True.
[21:24] ASUKO
    Marriage, I guess?
[21:26] FUMIKO; MIDORI
    M-M-Marriage?!
[21:28] FUMIKO
    Whoa! Now it's really a girls' night!
[21:29] ASUKA
    So, how about you two?
[21:31] MIDORI
    I've never even been in
    contact with a man before...
[21:34] ASUKA
    What about you, Senpai?
[21:36] FUMIKO
    Huh? Me?
[21:37] FUMIKO
    I'm good for now.
[21:39] FUMIKO
    I want to take care of the little ones
    once I graduate from the ninja village.
[21:42] ASUKA; MIDORI
    Thank you for that.
[21:45] FUMIKO
    Hey, cut that out!
    I'm doing it because I like it!
[21:49] FUMIKO
    There's also having my sister's
    crime of running away forgiven.
[21:52] ASUKA
    Oh, yeah.
[21:53] ASUKA
    Hatsuko-chan, who was put in charge of
    some dangerous work in the village.
[21:56] FUMIKO
    Yup.
[21:57] FUMIKO
    Once she's safely forgiven and
    freed from the village...
[22:02] FUMIKO
    We could adopt a cat or something
    and live a carefree life together.
[22:07] MIDORI
    Speaking of...
[22:08] MIDORI
    Isn't there someone who keeps running away,
[22:10] MIDORI
    comes back every time,
    and never gets in trouble?
[22:12] SATOKO
    I'm so sorry.
[22:14] FUMIKO
    Oh, Satoko.
[22:16] MIDORI
    Huh? You know her name?
[22:17] ASUKA
    She knows all of her underclassmen's names.
[22:20] MIDORI
    No way.
[22:21] FUMIKO
    Well, not everyone.
[22:22] FUMIKO
    I know Satoko because of how clumsy she is.
[22:26] FUMIKO
    She couldn't even do a flip on the
    steel bars, so I taught her how.
[22:30] ASUKA
    Is she really a ninja?
[22:31] FUMIKO
    She'll probably never graduate.
[22:38] FUMIKO
    So what about marriage for you, Asuka?
[22:41] ASUKA
    Huh?! I... well...
[22:46] MIDORI
    Asuka-senpai wants to
    marry you, Fumiko-senpai.
[22:50] ASUKA
    Hey, Midori!
[22:51] ASUKA
    I told you it's a secret! I'll kill you!
[22:53] MIDORI
    She said she wants to be independent and
    improve her abilities to be self-sufficient.
[22:57] ASUKA
    I said stop!
[22:59] ASUKA
    Huh? What's wrong, Senpai?
[23:02] MIDORI
    Is it so bad that you'd cry?
[23:03] FUMIKO
    No, it's just... Hanging out with you guys again...
[23:07] FUMIKO
    Training and life in the
    village was really tough,
[23:10] FUMIKO
    but now I can spend time laughing
    with everyone like this...
[23:13] FUMIKO
    I'm just glad we worked so hard.
[23:16] ASUKA
    Senpai...
[23:18] MIDORI
    Let's have a girls' night like this again!
[23:20] ASUKA
    Yeah! We can do it every month!
[23:22] FUMIKO
    That sounds great!
[23:24] FUMIKO
    Oh. Orders from the village.
[23:30] SATOKO
    Isn't "Glasses" too simple for an assassin name?
[23:33] KONOHA
    Why should it matter?
[23:34] SATOKO
    Let's pick something more cute or cool.
[23:36] KONOHA
    Okay, "Pool of Blood."
[23:37] SATOKO
    Don't just base it on whatever
    you're looking at!