3 - Acorns Hurt More than You Think

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[00:11] mado
    I'm done!
[00:12] boy
    Me too!
[00:18] boy
    You can have this.
[00:33] mado
    Thank you for the ring...
[00:37] mado
    Now I...
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SIGN    Acorns Hurt More Than You Think
[02:18] sen
    You two sure are sleeping late today.
[02:21] sen
    If I don't wake you up,
    you're going to be late.
[02:28] ayu
    It's really standing straight up.
[02:32] kaz
    I can't help it.
[02:34] kaz
    It gets this way sometimes
    in the morning.
[02:37] sen
    It stands straight up
    in the mornings...
[02:38] ayu
    It never gets better
    unless I do it for you.
[02:42] kaz
    Yeah yeah, just do it.
[02:44] sen
    They can't be talking about...!
[02:46] ayu
    Okay. Here I go...
[02:49] sen
    STOP!
[02:52] sen
    What you're about to do
    is a highly impure act!
[02:53] sen
    And a homosexual one...
[02:55] sen
    ...and what's worse, it's incestuous!
[03:02] sen
    Oh...
[03:04] sen
    If you meant your hair
    was sticking straight up,
[03:08] ---
    you could've just said so!
[03:10] sen
    And here my imagination
    was running wild!
[03:26] Tsu
    When you walk with your brother,
[03:29] Tsu
    you deliberately make
    your stride shorter.
[03:33] ---
    You're matching your stride to his.
[03:38] kaz
    What's up?
[03:39] ayu
    Nothing.
[03:41] ayu
    Nothing at all!
[03:43] Dai
    Hey there, bro!
[03:46] kaz
    Is that you, Daigo?
[03:48] kaz
    What are you so excited about
    so early in the morning?
[03:51] Dai
    And how's my bro's bro doing?
[03:53] ayu
    Good!
[03:54] ayu
    Good morning, Daigo!
[03:58] ayu
    Okay, I'm leaving now.
[04:02] kaz
    Take care!
[04:25] Dai
    We better get going, Kazuma.
[04:33] U
    Kazu! Daigo! Good morning!
[04:38] kaz
    Hey, Ui!
[04:41] kaz
    ...and Hinata.
[04:42] Hi
    Hey! What's with the unhappy face?
[04:46] kaz
    What are you talking about?
[04:51] Hi
    If that's your attempt to hide it,
[04:53] ---
    you're not doing a very good job!
[04:54] kaz
    I'm not...
[04:56] ---
    It just felt like someone
    was watching us.
[05:10] Ui
    Lunch time, it's lunch time,
    it's lunch time, yay!
[05:14] HI
    Go get your bread and then hurry back.
[05:18] HI
    If you don't,
     her desk is going
[05:20] ---
    to get all sticky with drool.
[05:23] Ui
    Like that would ever happen!
[05:25] Ui
    I have a handkerchief.
[05:27] kaz
    I guess she's not going
    to deny that she drools.
[05:31] Boy
    Is that him?
[05:34] Boy2
    Yeah. He moved here from a big city.
[05:37] Girl
    Didn't he supposedly
[05:38] ---
    push over some girl in the mountains?
[05:40] Girl2
    Well, that's the rumor, anyway!
[05:43] kaz
    Is it me, or are people spreading
    weird rumors about me?
[05:46] Dai
    Well, the kid from the big
    city would have gotten
[05:49] Dai
    all the attention anyway,
[05:50] ---
    but then you had to go and do THAT.
[05:52] Dai
    It would be weirder if nobody
    was talking about you.
[05:55] kaz
    But I'm telling you, that was just
    a misunderstanding, a mix up!
[05:57] Dai
    I get it, I get it!
[05:59] Dai
    So you had to "mix it up"
[06:00] ---
    by doing some crazy stuff to her, huh?
[06:02] kaz
    Not that kind of mix up!
[06:08] Dai
    What's wrong, bro?
[06:09] kaz
    Nothing.
[06:17] Boy
    It's over, it's over!
[06:20] Girl
    Ms. Minamigokubara's
    homeroom is so long
[06:22] ---
    that it just wears you out.
[06:23] girl
    We should go somewhere now!
[06:26] Ui
    I'm so hungry!
[06:29] kaz
    You had so much food at lunch.
[06:31] kaz
    How can you possibly be hungry?
[06:33] Ui
    Huh?
[06:34] kaz
    Don't act like you don't know
    what I'm talking about.
[06:38] Dai
    You've just got to let it go, bro.
[06:40] Dai
    That's how she is.
[06:49] kaz
    Hold this.
[06:50] Dai
    Okay.
[06:53] Hi
    What's up with him?
[06:54] Dai
    Dunno.
[06:56] kaz
    Hey, stop!
[06:57] kaz
    You've been spying on me!
[07:01] ---
    Come on!
[07:10] kaz
    Phew...
[07:13] kaz
    Wait a second.
[07:15] kaz
    You're that girl from the temple.
[07:20] mado
    Umm... umm...
[07:23] kaz
    Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.
[07:26] kaz
    Are you okay?
[07:27] mado
    I'm fine!
[07:29] mado
    It's just that when something
    like this happens suddenly,
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    I don't know what to do!
[07:32] mado
    I mean, to be suddenly run
    at and touched by someone,
[07:35] ---
    it could be somewhat
    problematic I believe,
[07:37] mado
    I mean, even these things have
    a certain order to them,
[07:39] ---
    so if they're too sudden,
    one does get embarrassed...
[07:43] mado
    So could you please take your hand...
[07:45] ---
    could you please take your hand and...
[07:48] mado
    So... so...
[07:52] ---
    NOOO!
[08:05] mado
    I'm very sorry!
[08:14] Tsu
    Kazuma...
[08:17] ---
    are you all right?
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[08:19] kaz
    Oww, oww, oww!
[08:22] kaz
    She has a phobia of males?!
[08:24] Tsu
    Well, that might be a
    bit of an exaggeration,
[08:26] ---
    but maybe it's because Madoka
[08:28] ---
    has been raised very strictly by her grandfather,
[08:30] Tsu
    so she doesn't deal
    very well with guys.
[08:32] Tsu
    If she's suddenly approached
[08:34] ---
    by someone she doesn't know very well,
[08:35] Tsu
    she tends to panic and respond
[08:37] ---
    the way you experienced.
[08:38] mado
    NOO!
[08:40] kaz
    So that was...
[08:42] Tsu
    I'm not quite sure myself.
[08:44] Tsu
    I think it was some
    form of self-defense.
[08:47] Tsu
    Her grandfather taught it to her
[08:49] ---
    so she can ward off bad people.
[08:52] kaz
    Bad people?
[08:53] Tsu
    I know this was a bit of a mishap,
[08:56] ---
    but please don't think badly of her.
[08:58] kaz
    Oh, of course not.
[09:00] Tsu
    Thank you!
[09:01] Tsu
    I knew you were a nice guy, Kazuma!
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[09:32] sign
    River Playground
[09:40] sen
    Hey there, sleepyhead.
[09:42] kaz
    Good morning!
[09:44] sen
    It's almost noon!
[09:46] sen
    I know it's Sunday,
     but isn't that a bit late?
[09:50] kaz
    I'm sorry, I was up late last night.
[09:52] sen
    Your brother has already gone outside.
[09:55] sen
    He took his sketchbook and told me
    he was going to draw a landscape.
[09:58] sen
    Why don't you go eat your breakfast
[10:00] ---
    and then go on a walk or something?
[10:02] sen
    You'll just get in the way
    when we clean your room.
[10:05] kaz
    Y-yes.
[10:09] kaz
    Where am I supposed
    to walk to, exactly?
[10:14] kaz
    Well, the weather's nice,
[10:16] ---
    so I guess I can just walk around here.
[10:24] kaz
    Oww, oww!
[10:25] kaz
    That got me right in the back again!
[10:29] kaz
    She has a phobia of males?!
[10:31] Tsu
    but maybe it's because Madoka
[10:33] Tsu
    has been raised very strictly by her grandfather,
[10:35] ---
    so she doesn't deal
    very well with guys.
[10:39] kaz
    I guess that wasn't exactly
    a cool thing then.
[10:47] kaz
    I should probably go and apologize.
[10:54] kaz
    I don't know if she's here,
    but at least I can try.
[11:02] kaz
    She's here, she's not,
[11:04] ---
    she's here, she's not,
[11:06] ---
    she's here, she's not...
[11:08] ---
    she's here, she's not...
[11:10] ---
    she's here, she's not...
[11:12] ---
    she's here!
[11:14] ---
    She's here!
[11:18] kaz
    Wait!
[11:20] kaz
    I'm sorry for what happened earlier!
[11:27] mado
    I-I am also... very sorry!
[11:39] mado
    I really am very sorry.
    I didn't mean to do that.
[11:45] ---
    My body just started to
    move independently...
[11:48] kaz
    Well, I was the one who suddenly
    grabbed your shoulder.
[11:53] kaz
    You have nothing to be sorry for, Koumoto.
[11:55] mado
    Thank you.
[11:57] mado
    It's very kind of you to say so.
[12:04] mado
    Oh, and you can
    just call me Madoka.
[12:07] mado
    After all, you are older than me, Hoshinoo.
[12:11] kaz
    Huh?
[12:12] kaz
    Then you can just call me Kazuma.
[12:15] mado
    All right... Kazuma.
[12:24] kaz
    Well then, Madoka, I think I'll be...
[12:27] mado
    Please wait!
[12:28] mado
    There's something I'd like to ask you.
[12:34] kaz
    There is?
[12:35] mado
    Yes.
[12:37] mado
    I'm not sure if I should
    be asking you this,
[12:41] ---
    but about you and Nakatsugawa
    in the mountains.
[12:45] mado
    They say you pushed
    her over and then...
[12:47] ---
    did all these things to her...
[12:50] kaz
    Say what?!
[12:56] mado
    So that's what happened.
[12:58] mado
    You were crossing the river and
[13:00] ---
    slipped on one of the stones.
[13:01] kaz
    Yeah.
[13:02] kaz
    I thought I'd just jump
    across, but then I slipped.
[13:07] mado
    Now I understand.
[13:08] mado
    I used to play there a lot
    when I was a child.
[13:12] mado
    I've fallen often enough myself.
[13:14] kaz
    So yeah, that's what happened
    and all those rumors
[13:17] ---
    about Ui and I doing all
    these things are totally...
[13:19] kaz
    Oh well, I guess we
    did do one thing...
[13:23] kaz
    when my feet slipped and
    I fell on top of her,
[13:24] ---
    we kissed, but that was an accident.
[13:26] mado
    You kissed?!
[13:28] kaz
    Well yeah, but that was just...
[13:32] mado
    So you and Nakatsugawa...
[13:47] kaz
    Hey... uh... why?
[13:53] kaz
    Ouch!
[13:57] kaz
    An acorn?
[13:58] koy
    Summoned by the sky,
    the earth, and man!
[14:02] koy
    Swift death to evil.
[14:08] koy
    My name is Koyori Toudou!
[14:10] koy
    I've come here to bring
    this evil to its knees!
[14:17] koy
    Kazuma Hoshino, you
    parasite from the city!
[14:20] koy
    Do not dare imagine that
[14:21] ---
    I will let you pollute
    the peace of Yamabiko!
[14:24] kaz
    Hey!
[14:25] ---
    You come out of nowhere
    and call me a parasite?
[14:28] ---
    What's the big idea?!
[14:29] kaz
    And when I have I ever polluted
    anything around here?
[14:31] koy
    Do not toy with me, Kazuma Hoshino!
[14:33] koy
    I have heard the sordid tale
[14:35] ---
    of what you've done to Uicchu.
[14:38] kaz
    Who's Uicchu?
[14:40] kaz
    Oh, are you talking about Ui?
[14:42] koy
    Who else would I be talking about?!
[14:44] kaz
    I'm telling you, that
    was a misunderstanding!
[14:46] koy
    Oh, I see. A mistake.
[14:49] koy
    Then how do you explain the fact that
[14:51] ---
    you just made Madoka cry?!
[14:53] kaz
    Actually, I don't really
    know what happened here...
[14:56] koy
    Say no more!
[14:58] kaz
    Ouch!
[15:01] kaz
    Hey!
[15:02] koy
    Take that! And this! And that!
[15:04] mado
    Please stop!
[15:06] mado
    It wasn't his fault I was crying.
[15:09] mado
    He didn't do anything,
    so please, stop hurting him!
[15:25] koy
    Kazuma Hoshino!
[15:26] koy
    This time I will let you off
    the hook for Madoka's sake!
[15:30] koy
    But if I ever hear of you
    making her cry again,
[15:33] ---
    you will rue the day you were born!
[15:35] koy
    Doron!
[15:44] koy
    Hey, you!
[15:45] koy
    When someone says "doron,"
[15:46] ---
    you're supposed to get on your
    knees and close your eyes!
[15:49] koy
    How else am I supposed to disappear?!
[15:51] kaz
    I don't have to play by
    your little kiddie rules.
[15:57] Ko
    Doron!
[16:00] Ko
    Doron!
[16:02] Ko
    Doron, doron!
[16:39] Ui
    Hey, do you guys want to go
[16:40] ---
    to the Backpipe after school today?
[16:42] HI
    I'm gonna pass.
[16:44] ---
    I've got a club after school today.
[16:45] Ui
    Oh, okay. What about you, Kazu?
[16:49] kaz
    I'll go.
[16:50] ---
    So what kind of club are you in, Hinata?
[16:53] Ui
    Ibuki does archery!
[16:57] kaz
    Archery?
[16:58] kaz
    She's so good that everyone
    calls her the Hikonan Robin...
[17:02] kaz
    Robin... what was it?
[17:05] kaz
    Mask, right?
[17:07] Ui
    That's it!
[17:08] Hi
    It's not "mask," it's "hood"!
    Robin Hood!
[17:12] kaz
    You must be really good
    if they call you that.
[17:15] Ui
    She is!
[17:15] ---
    She was even chosen as
[17:17] ---
    our representative at the next prefectural meet.
[17:19] HI
    It's not that big of a deal.
[17:22] Dai
    But then that means that walking home,
[17:24] ---
    it's just gonna be Ui and bro.
[17:27] Ui
    You're busy too?
[17:31] Dai
    Today I've got my...
[17:33] ---
    supplementary English class!
[17:36] kaz
    Why are you bragging about that?
[17:40] HJi
    I'm sure you know this already,
[17:42] ---
    but don't think you'll
    get away with doing
[17:44] HJi
    something weird to Ui just because
    you'll be alone with her!
[17:48] ---
    Yeah...
[17:51] kaz
    What's with Hinata?
[17:53] kaz
    She's always talking about
    me doing something 'weird'.
[17:55] kaz
    What's that about?
[18:00] Ui
    Yeah...
[18:01] Ui
    Well, she's always saying
    strange stuff like that.
[18:11] kaz
    Ayumu!
[18:13] ayu
    Kazuma!
[18:15] ayu
    And Ui!
[18:17] Ui
    Hello, Ayumu!
[18:20] ayu
    Kazuma, I joined the art club.
[18:24] kaz
    You did?
[18:25] kaz
    That's good.
    You're good at drawing.
[18:27] Ui
    Really?
[18:28] Ui
    Then I'll be your model next time.
[18:31] Ui
    Please draw me!
[18:33] Ui
    Or... do you not want to?
[18:34] ayu
    I don't think I'm good
    enough to have a model.
[18:40] kaz
    Ayumu, your face is a little red.
[18:42] ayu
    That's not true!
[18:44] ayu
    I'm fine.
[18:45] kaz
    Show me your forehead.
[18:47] kaz
    I'll see if you've got a fever.
[18:49] ayu
    You don't have to do that here...
[18:51] kaz
    It's fine. Come on.
[19:00] kaz
    It looks like you've
    got a bit of a fever.
[19:02] ayu
    It's nothing.
[19:04] kaz
    What are you talking about?
[19:05] kaz
    You get sick easily, so we
    shouldn't take any chances.
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    But...
[19:12] kaz
    Come on. I'll give you a
    piggyback ride to Yorozuyo.
[19:15] ayu
    You don't have to do that!
    I can walk back by myself.
[19:18] kaz
    Just get on already.
[19:19] kaz
    Sorry, Ui, would you take my bag?
[19:22] Ui
    Sure!
[19:25] Ui
    Ayumu, you've got a fever so
    you've got to take it easy.
[19:44] Ui
    That reminds me...
[19:46] Ui
    My older brother used to give me
[19:47] ---
    piggyback rides too
    when I was little...
[19:52] Ui
    My feet hurt!
[19:55] Ui
    I can't walk any further!
[19:57] Boy
    All right.
[19:59] Boy
    Come on, I'll give you
    a piggyback ride home.
[20:07] Ui
    Okay!
[20:14] Ui
    Lucky. I wish he
    would carry me like that.
[20:25] Ui
    What is wrong with me?
[20:27] ---
    Ayumu has a fever and all I
    can think about is myself!
[20:30] ---
    But...
[20:52] kaz
    Sorry I kept you waiting.
[20:54] Ui
    It's fine.
[20:55] Ui
    Is Ayumu okay?
[20:58] kaz
    I gave him some cold medicine,
[20:59] ---
    put him into bed, and he
    fell asleep holding my hand.
[21:02] kaz
    It'll be gone by tomorrow.
[21:06] Ui
    I'm glad that he's not that sick.
[21:08] Ui
    You're such a good big brother.
[21:12] Ui
    I envy Ayumu.
[21:14] kaz
    Huh?
[21:15] Ui
    Uh, I mean, oh, well,
    it's not like that means
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    I want you to give me a
    piggyback ride or touch
[21:21] Ui
    foreheads with me or
    anything like that!
[21:24] kaz
    Foreheads?
[21:30] sen
    Am I disturbing anything?
[21:34] sen
    Oh... looks like I might be.
[21:39] sen
    Why don't I leave you two alone then?
[21:49] kaz
    What are you doing there?
[21:58] kaz
    Geez.
[22:07] Ui
    Should I not have eaten these?
[22:19] Ui
    Whaaaat?
[23:56] sen
    Hey Kazuma, what kind
    of girl's your type?
[24:00] kaz
    The next time on A Bridge
    to the Starry Skies: Episode 4
[24:03] kaz
    Met With A Bear And Had A Chat
[24:03] ---
    Episode 4
[24:03] ---
    Met With A Bear And Had A Chat
[24:05] sen
    Come on, don't change the subject
[24:06] ---
    to the preview; tell me!
[24:08] kaz
    Hmm, a girl with long hair
    and bright disposition,
[24:12] ---
    someone who's fun to just be around...
[24:14] koy
    Wait a minute, you basically
    described Uicchu!
[24:18] ayu
    So that basically means
    she matches with you.
[24:21] kaz
    Ayumu, that pun might be
    too horrible to let pass.
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