1 - If That Were A Bear, It'd All Be Over

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[00:15] kaz
    What's wrong?
[00:16] Girl
    We...
[00:17] Girl
    we just became friends...
[00:21] Girl
    and you're already leaving.
[00:22] kaz
    Don't cry.
[00:25] kaz
    We'll always be friends.
[00:28] Girl
    We'll always...
[00:30] Girl
    be friends.
[00:32] kaz
    Uh-huh.
[00:34] girl
    Okay!
[00:44] ayu
    You're up, brother.
[00:46] kaz
    Uh... yeah.
[00:50] ayu
    Wow!
[00:52] kaz
    What? Did you see something, Ayumu?
[01:00] kaz
    Wow...
[02:45] titl
    Episode 1
[02:45] titl
    If That Was A Bear, It'd All Be Over
[02:52] kaz
    Want me to take that?
[02:53] ayu
    I'm fine. It's not that heavy.
[03:05] kaz
    We finally made it!
[03:07] ayu
    This looks like a quiet place.
[03:09] kaz
    Well, it is the countryside.
[03:13] kaz
    The air's good here.
[03:15] kaz
    I bet it will do you good, Ayumu.
[03:18] ayu
    Yeah!
[03:19] kaz
    Let's see...
[03:20] kaz
    It says it's one bus ride
    away from Yamabiko Station.
[03:30] kaz
    Let's catch that bus!
[03:32] ayu
    Okay.
[03:45] Kaz
    We're lucky the bus just came.
[03:47] ayu
    Yeah.
[03:48] ayu
    Hey... haven't you been
    to Yamabiko before?
[03:53] Kaz
    Yeah. Dad brought me here once.
[03:56] ayu
    We'll be staying at the Yorozuyo Inn,
[03:58] ---
    the same place you stayed in right?
[04:01] Kaz
    Yep!
[04:02] ayu
    So, what's it like there?
[04:04] Kaz
    Huh?
[04:05] Kaz
    Well... I only spent the
    night there that one time,
[04:08] ---
    so I don't really remember.
[04:10] Kaz
    But I remember...
[04:13] Kaz
    It was this old building
[04:15] ---
    with a beautiful river
    flowing in front of it.
[04:18] Kaz
    I remember, the garden
    was really green.
[04:21] Kaz
    I'd never been there before,
     but the place felt really familiar.
[04:27] Kaz
    I guess Dad used to know the old owner
[04:30] ---
    and that's why they took us in.
[04:33] ayu
    I see.
[04:53] ayu
    Oh no!
[04:54] Kaz
    What's wrong?
[04:55] ayu
    I think this bus is
    going the opposite way!
[05:00] ayu
    I mean, look, you have to go towards
[05:01] ---
    Yamabiko to get to "By Yorozuyo"...
[05:20] ayu
    The next bus comes...
[05:22] Kaz
    In an hour?!
[05:26] Kaz
    Freakin' countryside!
[05:36] ayu
    It's not coming.
[05:38] Kaz
    Well, with this schedule
    it'll be a while.
[05:41] ayu
    Hey, look over there!
[05:44] Kaz
    What's up, Ayumu?
[05:45] ayu
    Over there!
[05:46] ayu
    It's a monkey!
[05:48] Kaz
    Really?
[05:53] ayu
    Come here!
[05:57] ayu
    Look, it's coming over here!
[05:58] ayu
    The monkey's coming over here!
[06:00] Kaz
    He sure is.
[06:00] ayu
    Wait a sec...
[06:02] ---
    I think I've got a snack left in here...
[06:11] Kaz
    Hey!
[06:12] Kaz
    Stop right there!
[06:17] ---
    Brother!
[06:42] Kaz
    Stupid monkey!
[06:45] Kaz
    This doesn't look too deep.
[06:59] Kaz
    Don't mock me, monkey!
[07:15] Kaz
    Damn it!
[07:16] Kaz
    Stop running already!
[07:39] Kaz
    Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch....
[07:44] Kaz
    Damn, that was a big hassle.
[07:46] Kaz
    Oww, that hurts.
[07:52] ayu
    He's sure taking a long time.
[08:03] Kaz
    I'm lost.
[08:08] Kaz
    But it's not like this
    place has bears... right?
[08:31] Kaz
    You're a girl?
[08:33] ui
    Yeah... I am.
[08:38] ui
    So that's how you got lost, huh?
[08:42] Kaz
    Pretty embarrassing...
[08:43] Kaz
    But what are you doing out here?
[08:45] ui
    Just gathering some
    mountain vegetables!
[08:47] ui
    They're for tempura, steaming,
    or seasoned with vinegared miso...
[08:51] ui
    You can put them in miso soup too.
[08:53] ui
    It's also really yummy if you
    mix it with rice and red beans.
[08:56] Kaz
    O-Oh really?
[08:58] ui
    If you cross here and
    keep going straight,
[09:00] ---
    you'll come to a fork in the road.
[09:03] ui
    Go down that hill and you'll be
    back at the bus stop.
[09:07] Kaz
    I'm sorry you had to bring
    me all the way over here.
[09:09] Kaz
    Thanks a lot!
[09:10] ui
    Oh, you don't have to thank me!
[09:12] ui
    I help someone whenever I can!
[09:15] ui
    And if you had kept
    wandering around there
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    and ran into a bear, it would have been bad.
[09:21] kaz
    So you do get bears here...
[09:24] ui
    I'll show you how to do it.
[09:27] ui
    Watch closely now!
[09:35] ui
    So, were you watching closely?
[09:38] Kaz
    I wasn't... I wasn't watching at all!
[09:40] Kaz
    I mean, I watched,
    but I wasn't looking!
[09:47] Kaz
    So, here I go!
[10:32] Kaz
    No, no, this was just a bad accident!
[10:34] ibu
    You pervert!
[10:43] Kaz
    What the hell is wrong with you?
[10:44] ibu
    Exactly what I wanted to ask you!
[10:46] ibu
    You drag a girl into a
    forsaken place like this,
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    push her to the ground,
    and ki-ki-kiss her!!
[10:55] Kaz
    Like I told you, it was an accident!
[10:57] ibu
    If this would pass as an accident,
    we wouldn't need the police!
[11:02] ibu
    They will be notified of this;
    I hope you're ready for that!
[11:06] ui
    Ibuki, wait!
[11:08] ui
    He's telling the truth.
[11:10] ui
    What just happened really
    was an accident! Really!
[11:13] Ibu
    Ui...
[11:16] Ibu
    Just keep walking straight and
    you'll get to the bus stop.
[11:20] Kaz
    Got it.
[11:22] Kaz
    Well then-
[11:23] Ibu
    Just hurry up and go already!
[11:25] Ibu
    You pervert!
[11:46] ayu
    You're back!
[11:54] ayu
    What's wrong? What happened to you?
[11:57] Kaz
    It's... a long story.
[12:19] Rock
    Yorozuyo
[12:22] ayu
    So this is Yorozuyo?
[12:26] ayu
    That building doesn't look that old.
[12:30] Kaz
    Well, it's been a long
    time since I was here.
[12:34] Kaz
    They've probably rebuilt since then.
[12:44] sen
    Welcome to Yorozuyo.
[12:45] Kaz
    Umm... We're Hoshino-
[12:47] sen
    ...is that you, Kazuma?!
[12:49] sen
    Mr. Hoshino's son?
[12:51] Kazu
    Uh... yeah.
[12:54] sen
    I was worried because you took so long!
[12:57] sen
    You should've just called when
    you got into the station.
[13:00] sen
    I would've sent a car to pick you up!
[13:02] sen
    And you must be the
    little brother, Ayumu.
[13:05] sen
    Yes, you are a bit skinny,
    but it's quite different here.
[13:10] sen
    The air is fresh, and the
    food and water are delicious,
[13:13] ---
    so you'll be well again in no time!
[13:15] Kazu
    Umm...
[13:16] sen
    My, what happened to you?!
[13:19] sen
    You need a bath!
[13:20] sen
    But first, why don't
    I show you your room?
[13:23] sen
    Please follow me!
[13:35] sen
    You two will be sleeping
    in the older wing.
[13:38] sen
    We don't use this for guests anymore,
[13:41] ---
    so please, make yourselves at home.
[13:43] sen
    Unfortunately, the bath is in the newer wing.
[13:46] Kazu
    So, Auntie...
[13:49] sen
    Are you talking to me?!
[13:53] Kazu
    No, I mean... umm...
[13:57] Kazu
    Young.... miss?
[14:01] sen
    That's not necessary, but please call me Miss?
[14:09] sen
    Is something wrong?
[14:10] ayu
    Nothing at all!
[14:11] Kazu
    We will call you "Sis"!
[14:14] ---
    Calling me your sis?
[14:15] sen
    Okay, then. So what did you want to ask?
[14:20] Kazu
    This is a little late but...
    are you the owner?
[14:23] sen
    Oh my! I haven't even
    introduced myself yet.
[14:29] sen
    I'm Senka Yorozu,
     the owner of Yorozuyo.
[14:33] sen
    Starting today, I'll take over for Mr. Hoshino
[14:35] ---
    and be your guardian.
[14:38] sen
    Pleased to meet you!
[14:41] sen
    Here's the old wing.
[14:42] sen
    This used to be the entrance,
[14:45] ---
    but ever since we added
    the new wing three years ago,
[14:47] sen
    it's become sort of a back door.
[15:04] ayu
    This place sure looks nice.
[15:08] Kazu
    Yup.
[15:15] Sen
    This is your room, Kazuma.
[15:20] Kazu
    It's pretty neat how the
    ceiling is done here.
[15:25] Sen
    And your room is that one
    just across the hall.
[15:29] Sen
    We have more rooms,
[15:31] ---
    but I thought you might
    like one close by.
[15:32] ayu
    Thank you.
[15:37] Sen
    As the owner of this inn,
[15:39] ---
    usually I'd invite you for a cup of tea,
[15:42] Sen
    but I think Kazuma should
    take a bath first.
SIGN    Ladies
SIGN    Gentlemen
[15:48] Kazu
    It's pretty sweet that I'll be able
[15:50] ---
    to get into a big bath every day.
[16:05] Kazu
    Excuse me!!!!
[16:17] Sen
    What is going on here?
[16:21] Sen
    Oh... pink.
[16:30] Kazu
    I can't ever get married now...
[16:33] ayu
    I'm coming in.
[16:37] Kazu
    What's up, Ayumu?
[16:39] ayu
    Sis says it's time for dinner.
[16:43] Sen
    We have quite a fancy meal set up
[16:46] ---
    as part of your welcoming party.
[16:50] Sen
    For the main course,
    we'll be serving you
[16:51] ---
    mountain vegetables on a maiden's
    nude body along with sake from thigh cups.
[16:53] Kazu
    Sis, isn't that a little...
[16:55] Sen
    Oh, excuse me. You're not
     old enough to drink sake.
[16:59] Kazu
    That's not what I meant!
[17:01] Sen
    And here we are!
[17:04] Kazu
    Don't look, Ayumu!
[17:05] Kazu
    I forbid you to look!
[17:06] ayu
    Why not?
[17:12] Sen
    I can't believe you
    believed that, Kazuma.
[17:15] Sen
    Or maybe you were
    hoping it was true?
[17:18] Kazu
    Sis...
[17:26] Kazu
    A lot happened today:
[17:28] Kazu
    I fell out of a tree.
[17:30] Kazu
    I got kicked in the face.
[17:31] Kazu
    I saw... things.
[17:32] Kazu
    I got... seen.
[17:34] Kazu
    And... got seen.
[17:37] Kazu
    And also...
[17:41] Kazu
    I should've asked her her name.
[17:45] ayu
    Are you still up?
[17:49] Kazu
    That you Ayumu? What's up?
[17:53] Kazu
    What's with the pillow?
[17:55] Kazu
    Oh, I get it.
[17:56] Kazu
    You can't sleep in this new place,
[17:59] ---
    so you want to sleep here with me.
[18:05] Kazu
    Oh, that's really it?
[18:08] ayu
    So I... can't?
[18:10] Kazu
    All right, but just tonight, okay?
[18:15] ayu
    Okay!
[18:17] Kazu
    Okay, I'm turning off the lights.
[18:22] ayu
    Goodnight.
[18:24] Kazu
    Goodnight.
[18:32] ayu
    Thank you for the meal.
[18:34] Sen
    You're already done?
[18:35] ayu
    Yes, thank you. I'm full.
[18:37] Sen
    I see.
[18:38] Gi
    Good morning!
[18:40] Sen
    It looks like your guide is here.
[18:42] Kazu
    Our... guide?
[18:44] Sen
    Since you don't know
    where your school is,
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    I asked someone to go with you.
[18:51] Sen
    This is Tsumugi Toudou.
[18:53] Sen
    She's a senior at
    Yamabiko South High.
[18:56] Sen
    So a year older than you, Kazuma.
[18:59] Sen
    Tsumugi is an apprentice
    waitress here at the inn.
[19:03] Sen
    Kazuma, you already met
    her yesterday, right?
[19:05] Kazu
    Huh?
[19:09] Kazu
    You mean you're that girl from...
[19:10] Kazu
    I sincerely apologize
    for my misconduct!
[19:14] Tsu
    Don't worry about it.
[19:15] Tsu
    I didn't really see
    anything clearly anyway.
[19:18] Sen
    Not surprising, with that size.
[19:23] Kazu
    Just kill me!
[19:33] Tsu
    So you came here for Ayumu?
[19:37] Kazu
    Ayumu's a little sickly,
[19:40] ---
    so my dad thought it
    would be good for him
[19:42] Kazu
    to live in a place like
    this, with good clean air.
[19:45] Tsu
    Your father's a writer, isn't he?
[19:48] Kazu
    Yeah. Actually, he and my mom
    want to buy a house here,
[19:51] Kazu
    but with their work and whatnot,
    it hasn't worked out yet.
[19:57] Kazu
    But since we have to go to school,
[19:59] ---
    they thought it would
    be better if the two of us
[20:00] Kazu
    came ahead and got
    used to things first.
[20:02] Kazu
    So that's why the two
    of us are here now.
[20:06] Tsu
    I see.
[20:12] Tsu
    Ayumu, your junior high is over
    there, just across this bridge.
[20:16] Tsu
    And if you follow this road,
[20:18] ---
    you get to our school,
    Yamabiko South High.
[20:21] Tsu
    Ayumu, since there's only one way,
[20:24] ---
    you won't get lost if you
    just follow the other kids
[20:26] Tsu
    in school uniforms.
[20:27] ayu
    Okay. I'll be fine by myself.
[20:29] ayu
    All right. I'm going then.
[20:32] Kazu
    Take care.
[20:46] Tsu
    Uh... we should get going.
[20:49] Kazu
    Y-You're right!
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    Yamabiko South High
SIGN    Juniors
[21:17] I
    Ui!
[21:18] I
    Ui, I'm talking to you!
[21:21] Ru
    What?
[21:22] I
    What's wrong?
[21:23] I
    You're even more
    spacey than normal.
[21:28] I
    Are you still stuck on
    what happened yesterday?
[21:36] Ru
    No!
[21:37] Ru
    I haven't been thinking
    about that at all!
[21:41] I
    Well, I'm glad to hear that!
[21:49] Teayu
    All right, everyone. Settle down.
[21:51] Teayu
    As some of you probably know,
[21:53] ---
    we have a new student starting today.
[21:57] Teayu
    Come in, Hoshino.
[22:06] Kazu
    You're that...!
[22:08] Kazu
    Then, does that mean...?
[23:55] sen
    Did you enjoy the first episode
    of A Bridge to the Starry Skies,
[23:58] sen
    the anime about brotherly
    love of the new century?
[24:02] kaz
    Sis, why are you putting
    such a weird spin on it?
[24:04] sen
    It's not weird.
[24:05] ---
    Brotherly love is justice!
[24:07] ---
    Justice not in the flirtatious sense.
[24:10] sen
    Now Ayumu, in the name of
    justice, present the preview!
[24:13] ayu
    Next week on A Bridge to the
    Starry Skies: Episode 2
[24:16] ---
    "It Shouldn't Taste Like Cheese"
[24:17] ---
    Next Episode
[24:17] ---
    It Shouldn't Taste Like Cheese
[24:19] sen
    There's a place on your body that
    could potentially taste like chee-
[24:21] kaz
    Wahhh! Please tune in again!
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