E5 - On the Trail of a Liar
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SIGN To the Yurei Detective Club:
SIGN Please save my nue.
[00:10] Berry
"To the Yurei Detective Club:
Please save my nue."
[00:16] Berry/Hack
"Nue"?
[01:48] Commercial
Come on down, and meet all kinds of animals!
[01:52] Boy
Wow, it really feels like a real animal!
[01:57] Commercial
Come see the realest realistic animals
in a place where you can get dynamic...
[02:00] CM/Kids
...and touch 'em!
[02:02] Sign
Curator of the Neo Animal Museum
[02:02] Commercial
The Professor's waiting for you!
[02:04] Professor
Drop on by the Neo Animal Museum!
[02:07] Sign
The Neo Animal Museum
[02:07] Sign
The Neo Animal Museum
[02:08] Berry
The Neo Animal Museum, huh?
[02:10] Sign
Come visit !
SIGN On the Trail
of a Liar
SIGN On the Trail
of a Liar
SIGN On the Trail
of a Liar
[02:11] Finn
The majority of the animals on the island
[02:14] Finn
are actually robots done up with
Deco skins. Artificial animals, basically.
[02:19] Finn
The Neo Animal Museum features a
variety of these animals on display,
[02:23] Finn
all created by the Professor.
[02:27] Hack
Doggo, Doggo, doggy-doggy!
[02:30] Hank
They're not like Doggo, who I made outta junk.
[02:35] Hank
And frankly, I like mine better.
[02:39] Hack
Mister Snuggly-wuggly!
[02:42] Hank
Mister Watson's not artificial or a cat.
[02:45] Berry
I've never been to the Neo Animal Museum.
[02:50] Finn
"It's not a real museum.
It's like a failed freak show."
[02:54] Finn
That's definitely the reputation it has.
[02:57] Madam
And does our new case have
something to do with this institution?
[03:03] Finn
Did the pigeon with the
request come from the museum?
[03:09] Finn
Seems so.
[03:12] Berry
"Please save my nue."
[03:15] Berry
What even is a nue?
[03:17] Smiley
Nue nue.
[03:18] Berry
"Nue nue"?
[03:19] Smiley
You don't know about it? Here.
[03:25] Decopedia Sign
Information About Nue:
[03:25] Decopedia Sign
A type of bird whose cry is "nue nue."
[03:27] Berry
It's so cuuute!
[03:29] Finn
"A type of bird whose cry is 'nue, nue.'"
[03:31] Finn
For Decopedia, that's a bit sparse on detail.
[03:35] Smiley
"It's so cuuute!"
[03:37] Smiley
That's what all the basics think, anyway.
[03:39] Berry
Heck of a way of puttin' it...
[03:41] Hack
Gimme!
[03:42] Madam
So... are we accepting the case?
[03:45] Finn
For now, we should find out the details.
After all, someone's feeling motivated.
[03:51] Hack
Wild animals?! But they're stinky!
[04:13] Hack
Hup!
[04:25] Berry
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[04:28] Hack
You're a shaky-quaky nerdy-birdy.
[04:29] Berry
Shut up!
[04:38] Berry
Dang it.
[04:47] Hack
I. Love. Ai!
[04:52] Berry
H-Hey, hold up!
[04:57] Sign
The Neo Animal Museum
[04:57] Sign
The Neo Animal Museum
[04:57] Sign
The Neo Animal Museum
[04:57] Berry
This is it.
[05:07] Berry
These animals really are realistic!
[05:11] Berry
Wow! I've seen some of these on Decopedia!
[05:14] Berry
They're all so Love-y!
Every single one of 'em!
[05:17] Berry
And this one...
[05:22] Berry
It's bugging out?
[05:26] Berry
Hey, it's a bunny!
[05:27] Berry
Love-y!
[05:28] Professor
"A chance to interact with
the realest realistic animals."
[05:32] Professor
That's the Neo Animal Museum.
[05:35] Professor
I take it you're from the
Yurei Detective Club, yes?
[05:38] Berry
Oh, Professor...
[05:40] Professor
Welcome to the Neo Animal Museum!
[05:43] Professor
I've been waiting for you.
[05:45] Professor
Every single animal you see on display
here was built by me personally.
[05:59] Professor
And among them, there are also
species that have gone extinct.
[05:59] Hack
Hey, nerdy-birdy!
[06:05] Berry
Get down from there!
[06:07] Hack
Sniff sniff.
[06:09] Hack
Smells like Pup. Not stinky at all!
[06:13] Hack
Whoa! Whoa there, easy!
[06:13] Professor
You can interact with animals
that are long gone from this world...
[06:20] Professor
It's magnificent!
[06:26] Berry
Are you okay?
[06:30] Professor
As you can see, I've gone as far as recreating
the wild temperament of these creatures.
[06:35] Berry
Um, you're bleeding.
[06:37] Professor
And yet, my beloved nue...
[06:45] Guest Lady
What's this thing?
[06:46] Guest Guy
It says it's a nue.
[06:47] Guest Lady
No way. It looks totally different.
[06:50] Professor
I can assure you it's not!
[06:51] Guest Lady
Wh-What the...
[06:52] Professor
What you are looking at
is a really realistic nue!
[06:56] Guest Lady/Guy
Scary!
[06:57] Professor
This is my greatest creation, the nue.
[07:04] Berry
Whoa, it's...
[07:06] Hack
Looks stinky!
[07:09] Hack
Sniff sniff. No stink at all.
[07:12] Berry
It's totally different from
what's on Decopedia.
[07:14] Professor
That's because that information is
incorrect. You're looking at a true nue.
[07:20] Berry
Is Decopedia ever wrong, though?
It's moderated by the Customer Center.
[07:26] Professor
Someone must've overwritten the correct
data after a case of Zero Phenomenon.
[07:31] Professor
And now, my darling gets
treated like an impostor.
[07:34] Professor
Poor thing.
[07:40] Professor
Inaccurate information is evil.
[07:42] Professor
The way my beloved nue gets treated
like a lie due to false information
[07:46] Professor
is more than I can bear.
[07:53] Berry
So when you say you
want us to save your nue...
[07:56] Professor
Could you please update Decopedia
so it has the correct information on it?
[08:02] Professor
I want you to save my beloved nue.
[08:06] Berry
And that's what he said.
[08:08] Hank
Rewrite a Decopedia entry, huh?
[08:11] Hank
That's gonna mean getting past Customer
Center security inside the Hyperverse...
[08:16] Hank
Kind of a big deal.
[08:17] Smiley
How much is he paying?
[08:18] Berry
100,000 Love.
[08:20] Smiley
Sounds tasty!
[08:21] Finn
Not bad at all.
[08:23] Hank
Who's going in?
[08:24] Hack/Finn
Me!
[08:24] Hack/Finn
Me!
[08:25] Berry
I'm going!
[08:25] Hack
No way!
[08:26] Berry
I wanna go in!
[08:27] Hank
You can both go, y'know.
[08:30] Berry
Fine.
[08:31] Hack
Nerdy-birdy's gonna trip up.
[08:33] Berry
Well, you'd better not slow me down!
[08:37] Finn
Something troubling you, Madam?
[08:38] Madam
Just a little.
[08:39] Madam
Smiley, I need you to
take care of something.
[08:44] Smiley
Kinda busy right now.
[08:46] Madam
There's Love in it for you.
[08:49] Smiley
I'm on the case!
[08:52] Finn
All right. Activating Hyperverse.
[08:57] Berry
Let's-a...
[08:58] Hack
Go!
[09:02] Berry
This is Decopedia's index?
[09:19] Finn
Steady...
[09:21] Finn
The information on Nue will be in there
somewhere. Step one is to find it.
[09:26] Berry
"Find it"? Are you saying we have
to look through every entry?
[09:30] Berry
Can't we run a search or something?
[09:32] Finn
Sure you can. If you don't mind the Customer
Center catching on and swarming all over us.
[09:45] Finn
This section should include
all the listings on animals.
[09:49] Berry
Seriously?
[09:59] Berry
Hey, bombardier beetles.
Hank mentioned 'em before.
[10:03] Berry
Wow, it stinks, huh?
[10:04] Berry
Wait, I need to stay focused!
[10:07] Berry
Ugh, this sucks! Where is the nue?
[10:16] Berry
Quit slacking!
[10:18] Hack
Bored now.
[10:20] Hack
You do it, nerdy-birdy.
[10:22] Berry
Our job is to find the nue!
[10:27] Berry
Come on, Hack!
[10:47] Hack
Gotcha!
[10:48] Berry
Finn! We've got something!
[10:51] Finn
That's the data for the nue.
[10:52] Finn
Give me a second.
I'll make it rewritable.
[11:03] Hack
All done!
[11:05] Berry
Oh, come on. It looked nothing like that.
[11:07] Berry
It had a rounder belly, I think.
[11:10] Berry
Ta-da!
[11:12] Hack
Nerdy-birdy sucks at this!
[11:15] Hack
Dora-nue-mon!
[11:16] Berry
Nue-rril!
[11:18] Hack
Gimme!
[11:18] Berry
Quit it!
[11:25] Berry
What the heck?
[11:27] Finn
Enough. You're not here to play around.
[11:29] Berry
Right...
[11:32] Berry
Hey! Stop!
[11:34] Berry
Get back here!
[11:42] Hack
Ragey-rage...
[11:50] Berry
Gotcha!
[11:57] Berry
Shoot, that's Customer Center security.
[12:10] Hack
Oops.
[12:12] Hack
There!
[12:17] Finn
If that data makes it out of here,
[12:19] Finn
it'll get distributed as the
updated nue information.
[12:22] Finn
Catch it quick.
[12:23] Berry
We know!
[12:32] Hack
Nerdy-birdy...
[12:51] Girl
What's this thing?
[12:53] Berry
The nue took off on its own...
[12:59] Berry
Spreading far and wide...
[13:03] Isda
What the heck? This is hilarious!
[13:10] Isda
Oh man, it's blowing up!
[13:14] Berry
And somewhere along the line,
the nue started being considered lucky.
[13:21] Berry
Before long, it was a full-on nue craze.
[13:24] Gal A
It's all about nue! Nue rocks!
[13:28] Berry
What do we do now?!
[13:30] Sign
The Neo Animal Museum
[13:30] Sign
The Neo Animal Museum
[13:30] Sign
The Neo Animal Museum
[13:32] Professor
I asked you to correct the
information on Decopedia about nue.
[13:33] Sign
Nue
Corner
[13:33] Sign
Nue
Corner
[13:33] Sign
Nue
Corner
[13:37] Professor
That was the request.
[13:40] Professor
Well, this is fascinating.
[13:42] Berry
I'm so sorry.
[13:45] Professor
The comments the museum has been
getting are also quite interesting.
[13:49] Professor
"This museum's got a fake,
gross nue on display."
[13:54] Professor
"I recommend not going."
[13:55] Professor
"I thought I'd get to see a cute nue,
but it was some nasty thing instead."
[14:00] Professor
"Worst museum ever! Never going again."
[14:02] Professor
"The nue here is grody."
[14:04] Sign
"I was tricked into believing they had a nue.
[14:04] Sign
No point in going."
[14:04] Sign
"I was tricked into believing they had a nue.
[14:04] Sign
No point in going."
[14:04] Professor
"I was tricked into believing they
had a nue. No point in going."
[14:07] Professor
"The nue here is..."
[14:09] Berry
I'm really sorry! We didn't
think it'd turn out like this!
[14:14] Professor
This museum only displays animals based
off of scientifically accurate information.
[14:21] Professor
My beloved nue is weeping in sorrow.
[14:29] Professor
I'm sorry, but as things stand,
I won't be paying you.
[14:36] Berry
What do we do?
[14:38] Berry
Isn't there some way to get
rid of all that fake nue info?
[14:43] Hank
Not after the way it blew up, no.
[14:47] Hack
Nue-nue is fine, too.
[14:49] Berry
We can't just ignore false information.
[14:53] Hack
Why not?
[14:54] Berry
What do you mean? Because it's not right.
[14:57] Berry
And we won't get paid, either.
[14:59] Berry
We need to make sure it's corrected.
[15:03] Madam
I actually have the truth right here.
[15:05] Smiley
Yep.
[15:07] Berry
A book?! A real one?!
[15:10] Finn
Remarkable.
[15:11] Finn
It's positively ancient, too.
[15:14] Madam
Oh? It seems we've dug up something
even Finn isn't familiar with.
[15:20] Finn
Where did you find it?
[15:21] Madam
An old friend of mine let me have it.
[15:25] Hack
Sniff sniff. Stinky!
[15:27] Madam
That's the smell of old books.
[15:30] Madam
That's an illustrated book with
a lot of old knowledge in it.
[15:34] Hack
It's super stinky!
[15:36] Smiley
Still smells better than you.
[15:38] Hack
Sniff sniff. So stinky!
[15:43] Madam
Read that page, if you would.
[15:47] Sign
Nue
[15:48] Berry
"Nue: A fictional creature,
passed down through oral tradition."
[15:52] Hank
Wait, so as a species,
the nue never actually existed?
[15:57] Berry
Which would mean both the Decopedia nue
and the one at the Neo Animal Museum
[16:02] Berry
are based on false information?
[16:04] Madam
I heard a line when Moses and I
were searching through the reeds...
[16:08] Madam
"The best way to get someone to believe
a lie is to wrap it up in an obvious truth."
[16:15] Madam
"You'll never find a more
effective way than that."
[16:19] Berry
Uh... What does it mean?
[16:21] Madam
The truth can be a mistake,
and a mistake can be the truth.
[16:25] Madam
And a mistake is a mistake,
and the truth is the truth.
[16:30] Berry
Is there any chance the
info in this book is wrong?
[16:33] Finn
From what I'm seeing, I'd say it's much
more likely that the Professor is wrong.
[16:38] Berry
We'd better tell him the truth, then.
[16:40] Hack
"Truth"?
[16:42] Berry
Yeah. The truth that the nue isn't real.
[16:46] Hack
"True" this, "false" that...
[16:49] Hack
Nerdy-birdy, you're boring.
[16:52] Berry
It's not about what's boring or not.
[16:55] Berry
I wouldn't want someone believing
something about me that wasn't true.
[16:59] Berry
Wouldn't you feel the same way, Hack?
[17:03] Berry
Well...
[17:04] Berry
I guess, in your case, there's no
info to be found, true or false.
[17:09] Finn
Hack's info?
[17:10] Berry
Oh, when I was looking at the records in
the Customer Center, I took a peek at it.
[17:15] Berry
There was no record of Hack's past at all.
[17:18] Hack
Who said you could do that?!
[17:20] Hack
Ragey-rage rage rage rage rage!
[17:25] Hack
Nerdy-birdy, you're in the wrong!
[17:27] Berry
I was just looking! And anyway, it said we
were both dead, so I didn't find anything.
[17:33] Hack
You're alive, nerdy-birdy!
[17:36] Hack
Data says you're dead,
but I see you living right now!
[17:40] Hack
So the info's wrong!
[17:43] Hack
Ya gotta look with your own
eyes to find out what's true!
[17:48] Berry
There are some truths
you can't see for yourself!
[17:52] Berry
Diary, I'm feeling awful.
[17:56] Berry
What am I supposed to do?
[17:58] Berry
Can it really be wrong
to tell people the truth?
[18:04] Berry
I dunno.
[18:06] Berry
I dunno, but the Professor
did want the truth, so...
[18:13] Berry
This can't be wrong, can it?
[18:17] Professor
I knew all along that the
nue never really existed.
[18:21] Berry
Wait, really?
[18:23] Professor
Really.
[18:45] Berry
What are you doing?
[18:47] Professor
Inaccurate information must be erased.
[18:51] Berry
Wait, you're gonna get rid of the nue?!
Do you really have to go that far?
[18:55] Professor
It's the policy of this museum to only
display scientifically accurate animals.
[19:00] Professor
It would be wrong to have a
fictional creature on display.
[19:05] Berry
But you said you loved your nue!
[19:08] Professor
I have no need for false information.
[19:27] Berry
All trace of the nue the
Professor loved was gone.
[19:36] Berry
Decopedia, show me the info for the nue.
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[19:40] Berry
The listing for the nue on
Decopedia was gone, too.
[19:44] Berry
I think the page was probably a total
mess of false information by the end.
[19:51] Berry
The nue craze was over before you knew it,
and replaced by something else.
[19:55] Berry
No one even seemed to
remember the nue anymore.
[19:58] Berry
It was like it had never
existed in the first place.
[20:03] Gal A
It's all about the axolotl!
I like 'em an axo-lot!
[20:09] Berry
I don't know what's right
or wrong about it all...
[20:14] Berry
But I'm kind of sad that the nue
seems to be gone completely.
[20:20] Berry
Nue nue...
[20:26] Finn
Did you apologize to Hack?
[20:29] Finn
For looking up data you shouldn't have.
[20:32] Finn
I think you should apologize.
[20:35] Berry
Was it really that bad?
[20:37] Finn
Yurei have pasts, too.
[20:41] Finn
And everyone has things in their
past they'd rather keep private.
[21:00] Berry
Listen, Hack... I'm sorry about what I did.
[21:06] Berry
What're you looking at?
[21:07] Hack
Looked up nerdy-birdy's
school data. Without asking!
[21:12] Hack
You got an 8 in science?
Nerdy-birdy's super dumb!
[21:15] Berry
Don't—
[21:17] Berry
Hack! Get back here!
[21:19] Hack
Hey, a poem you had to write over
summer vacation. Should be good!
[21:23] Berry
Anything but that! It's my secret shame!
[21:24] Hack
"Oh, Berry!"
[21:26] Hack
"Wherefore art I Berry?"
[21:28] Berry
Stop! Please! I'm begging you! Hack!
[21:42] Professor
These are other creatures from
the past: Nessie and the Yeti.
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[21:47] Professor
These texts have eyewitness
reports in them, too.
[21:50] Professor
I was going to make them next...
[21:53] Professor
But I don't think I will.
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[21:55] Professor
I'd hate to have to get rid
of something else I love.
[22:03] Smiley
Ta-da!
[22:04] Smiley
Here's our new client!
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