E12 - Home of the Greatest Secret

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[00:17] Hack
    Huh?
SIGN    Home of the
    Greatest Secret
SIGN    Home of the
    Greatest Secret
SIGN    Home of the
    Greatest Secret
[01:53] Hack
    I know this place...
[01:57] Hack
    Who are these guys?
[02:07] Mom
    Good morning.
[02:12] Mom
    What's wrong, sleepyhead?
[02:18] Hack
    Good morning, Mommy!
[02:21] Mom
    Look. Everyone's happy to see you.
[02:27] Hack
    Good morning, everyone!
[02:30] Dad
    Good morning, my sweet.
[02:33] Hack
    Good morning, Daddy!
[02:38] Dad
    You were just saying hi to the
    Angel Fish Club, weren't you?
[03:02] Hack
    Good morning!
[03:08] Hack
    So pretty!
[03:10] Jo
    The girl had a pet peacock named Sam.
[03:15] Hack
    Sam, did you hear something just now?
[03:18] Jo
    And the girl loved Sam very much.
[03:21] Hack
    There it is again.
[03:26] Hack
    Mommy! I keep hearing this weird voice.
[03:29] Mom
    Hm, sounds scary.
[03:31] Mom
    Anyway, it's time for tea.
[03:33] Hack
    Yay!
[03:35] Jo
    It was a truly wonderful place.
[03:38] Jo
    And it was here that the girl lived
    without a care in the world.
[03:44] Hack
    It's good, isn't it?
[03:45] Dad
    It sure is.
[04:05] Mommy
    You're doing really well.
[04:10] Dad
    Here we go.
[04:11] Dad
    There!
[04:18] Hack
    Daddy!
[04:20] Jo
    Everything was real in this place.
    A world without Decos or Yurei.
[04:26] Hack
    Hey...
[04:27] Mom
    What's wrong, little sweetie?
[04:29] Hack
    Mommy and Daddy, when I grow up,
     I hope I'm as wonderful as you!
[04:35] Dad
    I'm sure you will be. Good girl.
[04:39] Dad
    Sleep tight, okay?
[04:42] Jo
    And so, the girl lived out her days in peace.
[04:48] Jo
    And they all lived happily
    ever after. The end.
[04:56] Berry
    Hack!
[04:58] Berry
    Hack! Hack!
[05:03] Hack
    A ghost?
[05:06] Hack
    Stay back!
[05:07] Berry
    Hack!
[05:08] Hack
    No!
[05:09] Hack
    Daddy! Mommy! There's a ghost!
[05:13] Berry
    Wait!
[05:14] Hack
    No!
[05:15] Berry
    Hack!
[05:16] Hack
    Go away, ghost!
[05:18] Berry
    Look, I'm not a ghost. I'm a Yurei.
    I'm Berry, from the Yurei Detective Club!
[05:23] Hack
    Berry?
[05:25] Berry
    Have you forgotten?
[05:26] Berry
    It's me, nerdy-birdy!
[05:28] Hack
    Nerdy-birdy?
[05:29] Berry
    That's right!
[05:31] Berry
    We're in a detective club together
    and we've solved all kinds of cases.
[05:36] Hack
    A detective club?
[05:38] Berry
    And there's something we need to do.
[05:41] Berry
    We have to solve the last mystery:
     the Mystery of Zero.
[05:44] Hack
    Mystery?
[05:46] Berry
    Yeah. This place isn't real. You must look with
     your own eyes to decide what's true, right?
[05:54] Berry
    So wake up, Hack!
[05:58] Berry
    I. Love. Ai!
[06:03] Hack
    I. Love. Ai.
[06:09] Hack
    Aw, hell nah!
[06:11] Hack
    You cheap, cheating cheater!
[06:13] Hack
    Get your butt out here, glitchy-witchy!
[06:15] Berry
    Hack!
[06:24] Berry
    Wait, this is that thing
    Finn was looking into.
[06:28] Hack
    We're catchin' 'em
    this time, nerdy-birdy.
[06:31] Berry
    Copy that, Hack!
[06:36] Hack
    Show yourself!
[06:49] Jo
    I'm impressed. The world
    I built was perfect.
[06:53] Jo
    It was my final defense.
[06:55] Jo
    And you managed to see right
    through the Angel Fish Club.
[07:08] Finn
    It's up to you two.
[07:12] Finn
    You need to catch Zero.
[07:53] Hack
    Found ya!
[07:55] Berry
    Phantom Zero!
[07:58] Jo
    Welcome to my "Mark Twain" palace.
[08:04] Jo
    I'd intended on integrating
    you into the algorithm,
[08:09] Jo
    but seeing you work together
     made something clear.
[08:12] Jo
    It seems having friends is
    a crucial thing at times.
[08:17] Jo
    So instead, I'm going
    to tell you everything.
[08:30] Berry
    Who are you?
[08:31] Jo
    I lead the Customer Center
    from here in Mark Twain.
[08:37] Jo
    I watch over the people
     and manage them.
[08:39] Jo
    My name's Injunction Jo.
[08:42] Hack
    Queen Looky-Loo...
[08:44] Jo
    You also know me as Phantom Zero.
[08:50] Berry
    If I tell everyone about
    Zero's true identity,
[08:54] Berry
    it'll prove we're not Phantom Zero.
[08:57] Berry
    Then, we'll be able to save our friends!
[09:00] Jo
    Is that seriously why you came all this way?
[09:02] Jo
    You naïve little darling.
[09:04] Berry
    Naïve?
[09:06] Hack
    Naïve and pure-hearted.
[09:08] Hack
    But that's fine. That might be
     exactly what I'm looking for.
[09:12] Hack
    What're you yappin' about?!
[09:14] Injunction Jo
    The Innocent Upload.
    Administrative control over Mark Twain.
[09:18] Injunction Jo
    I'm saying I'll pass the role of "Phantom Zero"
     onto you naïve, pure-hearted kids.
[09:25] Berry
    Pass it on?
[09:26] Jo
    Yes. You'll become Zero.
[09:30] Jo
    It'll give you eyes across the whole island,
[09:33] Jo
    allowing you to see everything and
    learn anything you want about it.
[09:39] Jo
    And once you know everything,
[09:41] Jo
    you will have the freedom to
    decide whether it's truth or fiction.
[09:49] Jo
    Aided by the power you've all
    dubbed the "Zero Phenomenon."
[09:53] Berry
    No way.
[09:56] Jo
    Whoever becomes Phantom
    Zero is essentially God,
[10:00] Jo
    ruling from on high in this Heaven of mine.
[10:04] Hack
    Quit screwin' around, glitchy-witchy.
[10:06] Berry
    How is that even possible?
[10:09] Jo
    It started with an algorithm
    to govern this island.
[10:14] Jo
    Human lives are dictated by algorithms.
[10:18] Jo
    What we think of as "hearts" are nothing
    more than automated formulas
[10:23] Jo
    reacting to a spectrum of stimuli.
[10:26] Berry
    That's not true! I've got a heart...
     a mind of my own!
[10:31] Jo
    True enough.
[10:32] Jo
    But that mind of yours
    and the way it reacts
[10:35] Jo
    is decided by the cumulative response
    to a massive store of backed-up data.
[10:41] Jo
    Nothing people do is ever
    truly from out of the blue.
[10:45] Jo
    Your hearts and my own are the result
    of information organized by algorithms.
[10:52] Jo
    Free will doesn't enter into the equation.
[10:55] Jo
    In order to oversee and protect humans,
[10:58] Jo
    and create a world where they wouldn't
    need to pass judgment on one another,
[11:03] Jo
    a system was created to
    purge sin from our hearts.
[11:06] Jo
    That's what you're standing in.
[11:11] Mom
    We make it so people don't have to
    see things that'd make them worry.
[11:14] Mom
    It's a very important job.
[11:16] Berry
    And you think that makes it okay
    to cover up the truth with lies?
[11:20] Berry
    There's no way that's right!
[11:22] Jo
    The very concepts of "truth" and
    "fiction" require external context.
[11:28] Jo
    And if you remove that context?
    The distinction goes with it.
[11:34] Finn
    Once something's been struck from the
     record, it'll fade from memory over time.
[11:39] Finn
    As if it never existed.
[11:42] Berry
    That's not true. I know it isn't!
[11:45] Madam
    People are like the moon.
[11:47] Madam
    We all have a dark side
    nobody else ever sees.
[11:52] Berry
    People... People's hearts aren't that simple!
[11:56] Berry
    We can live just fine without
    your oversight and "management"!
[12:00] Hack
    Ya gotta look with your own
    eyes to find out what's true!
[12:03] Berry
    There are some truths
    you can't see for yourself!
[12:06] Berry
    You're just making calls for
    everyone as if you know it all.
[12:10] Berry
    Who d'you think you are?!
[12:12] Jo
    I'm just like all of you. Just a regular
    human, dancing to the algorithm's tune.
[12:18] Jo
    And my function inside this system is to
    provide "humanity," in all its inconsistency.
[12:25] Jo
    A small bit of "play"
    allowed for by the system.
[12:28] Jo
    I exert an external
    influence on the algorithm.
[12:33] Jo
    That's what I was chosen for.
[12:37] Jo
    And now, using the authority granted to me,
    I'm carrying out an injunction on myself.
[12:44] Berry
    An injunction?
[12:45] Jo
    A last-ditch chance at freeing
     myself by my own hand.
[12:50] Jo
    I'm tired.
[12:52] Berry
    Jo...
[12:53] Berry
    That's why I wandered the island in the
    guise of Phantom Zero. To find a successor.
[12:58] Berry
    I wanted someone naïve and pure-hearted...
[13:02] Berry
    An innocent without a hint
    of self-centered desire.
[13:06] Berry
    And seeing the two of you,
    something became obvious.
[13:09] Berry
    No individual without ties
     to others can be innocent.
[13:12] Berry
    It needs to be someone
    with very close friends.
[13:19] Hack
    Ya been rip-running your mouth
    for so long, I'm gettin' tired!
[13:24] Jo
    You're in contempt of court.
[13:26] Hack
    You're tryin' to save people?
[13:28] Hack
    Mind your own business.
    No one asked for your help.
[13:31] Hack
    And honestly, nobody cares, peacock lady.
[13:35] Jo
    Contempt of court!
[13:37] Hack
    I seriously don't give a crap what's
    constructed or not, or what's true or not.
[13:41] Hack
    I put my faith in the stuff I see with my
    own eyeballs and the experiences I have.
[13:46] Hack
    That goes for me, her, and all our friends.
[13:49] Hack
    And if your algo-whatever says
    it's all fake, I still don't care.
[13:55] Hack
    The stuff we find, no matter what it is,
    is truer than any truth!
[13:58] Hack
    Ya got that, Jo?!
[14:05] Jo
    It looks like I made
    the right call after all.
[14:09] Jo
    Go ahead and try it.
    Let's see how true your truth is.
[14:14] Hack
    Say what?
[14:16] Jo
    You want to know about Phantom Zero, right?
    And the reason behind the Zero Phenomenon?
[14:22] Jo
    That's why you came here, isn't it?
[14:24] Hack
    The glitchy-witchy?
[14:27] Jo
    Well, if you want the real truth, look for
     yourself. Step up and see it firsthand!
[14:33] Hack
    Understood.
[14:37] Sign
    No Admittance
[14:41] Sign
    No Admittance
[14:41] Logi
    Huh? It says nobody's allowed in.
    Isn't the event supposed to be around here?
[14:47] Harper
    There are rumors that the real
    Phantom Zero is gonna show up!
[14:51] Logi
    Then, this is all part of the setup?!
[14:53] Harper
    Gotta be!
[15:00] Officer A
    Phantom Zero and their
    accomplices are arriving.
[15:02] Captain
    The real Phantom Zero, huh?
[15:13] Captain
    Here they are.
[15:20] Captain
    So you two are Phantom Zero, huh?
[15:25] Finn
    I could ask you the same thing.
[15:29] Captain
    Huh?! What are you...
[15:31] Captain
    What is this?! Phantom Zero?
[15:31] Finn
    I know who did this.
[15:33] Captain
    Hey! What's going on?!
[15:34] Townspeople
    D'you see all these Phantom Zeros?!
[15:36] Townspeople
    No Admittance
[15:39] Harper
    Check it out! You're Phantom Zero!
[15:41] Logi
    So are you, man!
[15:43] Townsperson
    What's going on?!
[15:44] Captain
    This is bad! The Deco Wall's down!
    It must be the work of Phantom Zero's gang!
[15:48] Guy A
    Where's Phantom Zero?!
[15:50] Lady A
    Yeah! We're all Phantom Zero!
[15:50] Captain
    Hey! Stop right there!
[15:52] Guy B
    I'm Phantom Zero, too!
[15:55] Finn
    What exactly is going on?
[15:56] Hank
    Sorry 'bout the hold-up.
[15:59] Hank
    We came to get you, Finn!
[16:01] Smiley
    Sorry about the wait!
[16:02] Madam
    Here we are.
[16:06] Finn
    I knew you guys had to be behind this.
[16:09] Hank
    Fight fire with fire! And fight zero...
[16:11] All
    ...with zero!
[16:39] Hank
    Good to have you back, Finn.
[16:41] Finn
    Yeah. It's good to be back, everyone.
[16:44] Madam
    So how was "Heaven"?
[16:48] Finn
    My game's finally over.
[16:50] Smiley
    Wait, what about Berry?
[16:53] Finn
    She's just asleep.
[16:55] Finn
    She's exhausted.
[16:58] Hank
    What happened to Hack?
[17:00] Finn
    Good question.
[17:03] Finn
    The only thing I can say for sure...
[17:06] Finn
    ...is the future is Hack's world to construct.
[17:20] Dad
    Could you go wake Mom for me?
[17:22] Berry
    Got it!
[17:30] Berry
    Mom! It's morning! Wake up!
[17:35] Mom
    Good morning...
[17:37] Berry
    Let's head down.
[17:43] Berry
    Dad! Mom's up.
[17:47] Dad
    Good morning, dear.
[17:48] Mom
    Good morning.
[17:51] Mom
    Mm, smells wonderful.
[17:53] Berry
    It's gapao rice with plenty of cilantro.
[17:56] Mom
    Impressive. And it looks tasty.
[17:59] Dad
    Since I had a late shift, I made it
     with Berry before I head off to bed.
[18:03] Dad
    Right?
[18:04] Berry
    Right!
[18:06] Berry
    You two have been pretty busy lately, huh?
[18:09] Dad
    Well, more things can now
     be considered for Love,
[18:12] Dad
    including content that
    used to be rejected.
[18:15] Mom
    Right. Good or bad, there are no more secrets.
[18:19] Dad
    The job of content moderators is no longer
    about hiding things, be they good or bad.
[18:24] Dad
    Now, it's about letting people
    know which things are bad.
[18:30] Mom
    Come on, we've got a nice meal here.
    Let's eat it before it gets cold.
[18:34] Mom
    You've got class today, right?
[18:36] Berry
    Yup! Time to eat!
[18:39] Mom&Dad
    Time to eat.
[18:42] Berry
    So Love-y!
[18:43] Mom
    This is good.
[18:44] Dad
    Isn't it, though?
[18:49] Berry
    You want to know about the
    Yurei Detective Club, right?
[18:52] Berry
    It all happened a year ago,
[18:54] Berry
    but looking back, it feels more like
    something out of an adventure story.
[18:59] Sign
    Do Not Enter
[19:05] Berry
    Hank's as busy as ever,
    salvaging junk for his junk shop.
[19:13] Berry
    "What's cooler than making
    your living off the sea?" he said.
[19:17] Sign
    Shortcut
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[19:20] Sign
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[19:20] Sign
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[19:20] Sign
    Ramen
[19:21] Sign
    Ramen
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    Ramen
[19:22] Sign
    Ramen
[19:22] Sign
    Ramen
[19:22] Sign
    Ramen
[19:22] Sign
    Ramen
[19:27] Berry
    Watson opened a ramen place.
[19:30] Berry
    He's taken over from Analytica as
    the owner of the mystery ramen cart.
[19:33] Sign
    Coming up
[19:33] Sign
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[19:34] Sign
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[19:34] Sign
    Coming up
[19:39] Berry
    Madam and Smiley are doing great as always.
[19:51] Berry
    Apparently, Smiley and Doron
    go for flights regularly now.
[20:01] Berry
    Finn went back to his old home.
[20:04] Berry
    The people who live there are
    now authorized to use Love,
[20:08] Berry
    and since you can get Love from cleaning up,
    they all work hard to deal with the trash.
[20:26] Berry
    Jo said she was going on a trip.
[20:28] Berry
    An adventure in a homemade airship!
[20:39] Berry
    As for Hack...
[20:41] Berry
    It's been a no-contact situation since then.
[20:43] Berry
    Since Hack chose to take
    Jo's place building worlds...
[20:53] Berry
    Which means, well...
[20:59] Berry
    But I'm sure...
[21:02] Berry
    We'll meet again someday, right, diary?
[21:49] Berry
    Left!
[21:50] Berry
    Right!
[21:53] Berry
    Hack!
[21:57] Berry
    Hack!
[21:58] Hack
    Nerdy-birdy!
[22:00] Berry
    Caught you!