E5 - On the Trail of a Liar Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    To the Yurei Detective Club: SIGN    Please save my nue. [00:10] Berry     "To the Yurei Detective Club:     Please save my nue." [00:16] Berry/Hack     "Nue"? [01:48] Commercial     Come on down, and meet all kinds of animals! [01:52] Boy     Wow, it really feels like a real animal! [01:57] Commercial     Come see the realest realistic animals      in a place where you can get dynamic... [02:00] CM/Kids     ...and touch 'em! [02:02] Sign     Curator of the Neo Animal Museum [02:02] Commercial     The Professor's waiting for you! [02:04] Professor     Drop on by the Neo Animal Museum! [02:07] Sign     The Neo Animal Museum [02:07] Sign     The Neo Animal Museum [02:08] Berry     The Neo Animal Museum, huh? [02:10] Sign     Come visit ! SIGN    On the Trail     of a Liar SIGN    On the Trail     of a Liar SIGN    On the Trail     of a Liar [02:11] Finn     The majority of the animals on the island [02:14] Finn     are actually robots done up with     Deco skins. Artificial animals, basically. [02:19] Finn     The Neo Animal Museum features a      variety of these animals on display, [02:23] Finn     all created by the Professor. [02:27] Hack     Doggo, Doggo, doggy-doggy! [02:30] Hank     They're not like Doggo, who I made outta junk. [02:35] Hank     And frankly, I like mine better. [02:39] Hack     Mister Snuggly-wuggly! [02:42] Hank     Mister Watson's not artificial or a cat. [02:45] Berry     I've never been to the Neo Animal Museum. [02:50] Finn     "It's not a real museum.     It's like a failed freak show." [02:54] Finn     That's definitely the reputation it has. [02:57] Madam     And does our new case have     something to do with this institution? [03:03] Finn     Did the pigeon with the     request come from the museum? [03:09] Finn     Seems so. [03:12] Berry     "Please save my nue." [03:15] Berry     What even is a nue? [03:17] Smiley     Nue nue. [03:18] Berry     "Nue nue"? [03:19] Smiley     You don't know about it? Here. [03:25] Decopedia Sign     Information About Nue: [03:25] Decopedia Sign     A type of bird whose cry is "nue nue." [03:27] Berry     It's so cuuute! [03:29] Finn     "A type of bird whose cry is 'nue, nue.'" [03:31] Finn     For Decopedia, that's a bit sparse on detail. [03:35] Smiley     "It's so cuuute!" [03:37] Smiley     That's what all the basics think, anyway. [03:39] Berry     Heck of a way of puttin' it... [03:41] Hack     Gimme! [03:42] Madam     So... are we accepting the case? [03:45] Finn     For now, we should find out the details.     After all, someone's feeling motivated. [03:51] Hack     Wild animals?! But they're stinky! [04:13] Hack     Hup! [04:25] Berry     Whoa, whoa, whoa! [04:28] Hack     You're a shaky-quaky nerdy-birdy. [04:29] Berry     Shut up! [04:38] Berry     Dang it. [04:47] Hack     I. Love. Ai! [04:52] Berry     H-Hey, hold up! [04:57] Sign     The Neo Animal Museum [04:57] Sign     The Neo Animal Museum [04:57] Sign     The Neo Animal Museum [04:57] Berry     This is it. [05:07] Berry     These animals really are realistic! [05:11] Berry     Wow! I've seen some of these on Decopedia! [05:14] Berry     They're all so Love-y!     Every single one of 'em! [05:17] Berry     And this one... [05:22] Berry     It's bugging out? [05:26] Berry     Hey, it's a bunny! [05:27] Berry     Love-y! [05:28] Professor     "A chance to interact with     the realest realistic animals." [05:32] Professor     That's the Neo Animal Museum. [05:35] Professor     I take it you're from the      Yurei Detective Club, yes? [05:38] Berry     Oh, Professor... [05:40] Professor     Welcome to the Neo Animal Museum! [05:43] Professor     I've been waiting for you. [05:45] Professor     Every single animal you see on display      here was built by me personally. [05:59] Professor     And among them, there are also     species that have gone extinct. [05:59] Hack     Hey, nerdy-birdy! [06:05] Berry     Get down from there! [06:07] Hack     Sniff sniff. [06:09] Hack     Smells like Pup. Not stinky at all! [06:13] Hack     Whoa! Whoa there, easy! [06:13] Professor     You can interact with animals     that are long gone from this world... [06:20] Professor     It's magnificent! [06:26] Berry     Are you okay? [06:30] Professor     As you can see, I've gone as far as recreating     the wild temperament of these creatures. [06:35] Berry     Um, you're bleeding. [06:37] Professor     And yet, my beloved nue... [06:45] Guest Lady     What's this thing? [06:46] Guest Guy     It says it's a nue. [06:47] Guest Lady     No way. It looks totally different. [06:50] Professor     I can assure you it's not! [06:51] Guest Lady     Wh-What the... [06:52] Professor     What you are looking at     is a really realistic nue! [06:56] Guest Lady/Guy     Scary! [06:57] Professor     This is my greatest creation, the nue. [07:04] Berry     Whoa, it's... [07:06] Hack     Looks stinky! [07:09] Hack     Sniff sniff. No stink at all. [07:12] Berry     It's totally different from      what's on Decopedia. [07:14] Professor     That's because that information is     incorrect. You're looking at a true nue. [07:20] Berry     Is Decopedia ever wrong, though?     It's moderated by the Customer Center. [07:26] Professor     Someone must've overwritten the correct     data after a case of Zero Phenomenon. [07:31] Professor     And now, my darling gets      treated like an impostor. [07:34] Professor     Poor thing. [07:40] Professor     Inaccurate information is evil. [07:42] Professor     The way my beloved nue gets treated     like a lie due to false information [07:46] Professor     is more than I can bear. [07:53] Berry     So when you say you     want us to save your nue... [07:56] Professor     Could you please update Decopedia     so it has the correct information on it? [08:02] Professor     I want you to save my beloved nue. [08:06] Berry     And that's what he said. [08:08] Hank     Rewrite a Decopedia entry, huh? [08:11] Hank     That's gonna mean getting past Customer     Center security inside the Hyperverse... [08:16] Hank     Kind of a big deal. [08:17] Smiley     How much is he paying? [08:18] Berry     100,000 Love. [08:20] Smiley     Sounds tasty! [08:21] Finn     Not bad at all. [08:23] Hank     Who's going in? [08:24] Hack/Finn     Me! [08:24] Hack/Finn     Me! [08:25] Berry     I'm going! [08:25] Hack     No way! [08:26] Berry     I wanna go in! [08:27] Hank     You can both go, y'know. [08:30] Berry     Fine. [08:31] Hack     Nerdy-birdy's gonna trip up. [08:33] Berry     Well, you'd better not slow me down! [08:37] Finn     Something troubling you, Madam? [08:38] Madam     Just a little. [08:39] Madam     Smiley, I need you to     take care of something. [08:44] Smiley     Kinda busy right now. [08:46] Madam     There's Love in it for you. [08:49] Smiley     I'm on the case! [08:52] Finn     All right. Activating Hyperverse. [08:57] Berry     Let's-a... [08:58] Hack     Go! [09:02] Berry     This is Decopedia's index? [09:19] Finn     Steady... [09:21] Finn     The information on Nue will be in there     somewhere. Step one is to find it. [09:26] Berry     "Find it"? Are you saying we have      to look through every entry? [09:30] Berry     Can't we run a search or something? [09:32] Finn     Sure you can. If you don't mind the Customer     Center catching on and swarming all over us. [09:45] Finn     This section should include     all the listings on animals. [09:49] Berry     Seriously? [09:59] Berry     Hey, bombardier beetles.     Hank mentioned 'em before. [10:03] Berry     Wow, it stinks, huh? [10:04] Berry     Wait, I need to stay focused! [10:07] Berry     Ugh, this sucks! Where is the nue? [10:16] Berry     Quit slacking! [10:18] Hack     Bored now. [10:20] Hack     You do it, nerdy-birdy. [10:22] Berry     Our job is to find the nue! [10:27] Berry     Come on, Hack! [10:47] Hack     Gotcha! [10:48] Berry     Finn! We've got something! [10:51] Finn     That's the data for the nue. [10:52] Finn     Give me a second.     I'll make it rewritable. [11:03] Hack     All done! [11:05] Berry     Oh, come on. It looked nothing like that. [11:07] Berry     It had a rounder belly, I think. [11:10] Berry     Ta-da! [11:12] Hack     Nerdy-birdy sucks at this! [11:15] Hack     Dora-nue-mon! [11:16] Berry     Nue-rril! [11:18] Hack     Gimme! [11:18] Berry     Quit it! [11:25] Berry     What the heck? [11:27] Finn     Enough. You're not here to play around. [11:29] Berry     Right... [11:32] Berry     Hey! Stop! [11:34] Berry     Get back here! [11:42] Hack     Ragey-rage... [11:50] Berry     Gotcha! [11:57] Berry     Shoot, that's Customer Center security. [12:10] Hack     Oops. [12:12] Hack     There! [12:17] Finn     If that data makes it out of here, [12:19] Finn     it'll get distributed as the     updated nue information. [12:22] Finn     Catch it quick. [12:23] Berry     We know! [12:32] Hack     Nerdy-birdy... [12:51] Girl     What's this thing? [12:53] Berry     The nue took off on its own... [12:59] Berry     Spreading far and wide... [13:03] Isda     What the heck? This is hilarious! [13:10] Isda     Oh man, it's blowing up! [13:14] Berry     And somewhere along the line,     the nue started being considered lucky. [13:21] Berry     Before long, it was a full-on nue craze. [13:24] Gal A     It's all about nue! Nue rocks! [13:28] Berry     What do we do now?! [13:30] Sign     The Neo Animal Museum [13:30] Sign     The Neo Animal Museum [13:30] Sign     The Neo Animal Museum [13:32] Professor     I asked you to correct the     information on Decopedia about nue. [13:33] Sign     Nue     Corner [13:33] Sign     Nue     Corner [13:33] Sign     Nue     Corner [13:37] Professor     That was the request. [13:40] Professor     Well, this is fascinating. [13:42] Berry     I'm so sorry. [13:45] Professor     The comments the museum has been      getting are also quite interesting. [13:49] Professor     "This museum's got a fake,     gross nue on display." [13:54] Professor     "I recommend not going." [13:55] Professor     "I thought I'd get to see a cute nue,     but it was some nasty thing instead." [14:00] Professor     "Worst museum ever! Never going again." [14:02] Professor     "The nue here is grody." [14:04] Sign     "I was tricked into believing they had a nue. [14:04] Sign     No point in going." [14:04] Sign     "I was tricked into believing they had a nue. [14:04] Sign     No point in going." [14:04] Professor     "I was tricked into believing they     had a nue. No point in going." [14:07] Professor     "The nue here is..." [14:09] Berry     I'm really sorry! We didn't      think it'd turn out like this! [14:14] Professor     This museum only displays animals based     off of scientifically accurate information. [14:21] Professor     My beloved nue is weeping in sorrow. [14:29] Professor     I'm sorry, but as things stand,      I won't be paying you. [14:36] Berry     What do we do? [14:38] Berry     Isn't there some way to get     rid of all that fake nue info? [14:43] Hank     Not after the way it blew up, no. [14:47] Hack     Nue-nue is fine, too. [14:49] Berry     We can't just ignore false information. [14:53] Hack     Why not? [14:54] Berry     What do you mean? Because it's not right. [14:57] Berry     And we won't get paid, either. [14:59] Berry     We need to make sure it's corrected. [15:03] Madam     I actually have the truth right here. [15:05] Smiley     Yep. [15:07] Berry     A book?! A real one?! [15:10] Finn     Remarkable. [15:11] Finn     It's positively ancient, too. [15:14] Madam     Oh? It seems we've dug up something      even Finn isn't familiar with. [15:20] Finn     Where did you find it? [15:21] Madam     An old friend of mine let me have it. [15:25] Hack     Sniff sniff. Stinky! [15:27] Madam     That's the smell of old books. [15:30] Madam     That's an illustrated book with     a lot of old knowledge in it. [15:34] Hack     It's super stinky! [15:36] Smiley     Still smells better than you. [15:38] Hack     Sniff sniff. So stinky! [15:43] Madam     Read that page, if you would. [15:47] Sign     Nue [15:48] Berry     "Nue: A fictional creature,     passed down through oral tradition." [15:52] Hank     Wait, so as a species,     the nue never actually existed? [15:57] Berry     Which would mean both the Decopedia nue     and the one at the Neo Animal Museum [16:02] Berry     are based on false information? [16:04] Madam     I heard a line when Moses and I      were searching through the reeds... [16:08] Madam     "The best way to get someone to believe     a lie is to wrap it up in an obvious truth." [16:15] Madam     "You'll never find a more      effective way than that." [16:19] Berry     Uh... What does it mean? [16:21] Madam     The truth can be a mistake,     and a mistake can be the truth. [16:25] Madam     And a mistake is a mistake,     and the truth is the truth. [16:30] Berry     Is there any chance the     info in this book is wrong? [16:33] Finn     From what I'm seeing, I'd say it's much     more likely that the Professor is wrong. [16:38] Berry     We'd better tell him the truth, then. [16:40] Hack     "Truth"? [16:42] Berry     Yeah. The truth that the nue isn't real. [16:46] Hack     "True" this, "false" that... [16:49] Hack     Nerdy-birdy, you're boring. [16:52] Berry     It's not about what's boring or not. [16:55] Berry     I wouldn't want someone believing     something about me that wasn't true. [16:59] Berry     Wouldn't you feel the same way, Hack? [17:03] Berry     Well... [17:04] Berry     I guess, in your case, there's no      info to be found, true or false. [17:09] Finn     Hack's info? [17:10] Berry     Oh, when I was looking at the records in     the Customer Center, I took a peek at it. [17:15] Berry     There was no record of Hack's past at all. [17:18] Hack     Who said you could do that?! [17:20] Hack     Ragey-rage rage rage rage rage! [17:25] Hack     Nerdy-birdy, you're in the wrong! [17:27] Berry     I was just looking! And anyway, it said we     were both dead, so I didn't find anything. [17:33] Hack     You're alive, nerdy-birdy! [17:36] Hack     Data says you're dead,     but I see you living right now! [17:40] Hack     So the info's wrong! [17:43] Hack     Ya gotta look with your own     eyes to find out what's true! [17:48] Berry     There are some truths     you can't see for yourself! [17:52] Berry     Diary, I'm feeling awful. [17:56] Berry     What am I supposed to do? [17:58] Berry     Can it really be wrong     to tell people the truth? [18:04] Berry     I dunno. [18:06] Berry     I dunno, but the Professor     did want the truth, so... [18:13] Berry     This can't be wrong, can it? [18:17] Professor     I knew all along that the      nue never really existed. [18:21] Berry     Wait, really? [18:23] Professor     Really. [18:45] Berry     What are you doing? [18:47] Professor     Inaccurate information must be erased. [18:51] Berry     Wait, you're gonna get rid of the nue?!     Do you really have to go that far? [18:55] Professor     It's the policy of this museum to only     display scientifically accurate animals. [19:00] Professor     It would be wrong to have a      fictional creature on display. [19:05] Berry     But you said you loved your nue! [19:08] Professor     I have no need for false information. [19:27] Berry     All trace of the nue the     Professor loved was gone. [19:36] Berry     Decopedia, show me the info for the nue. [19:38] Search sign     Search Results [19:38] Search sign     Advanced Search: [19:38] Search sign     Search In: [19:38] Search sign     Create a New Page for [19:40] Berry     The listing for the nue on     Decopedia was gone, too. [19:44] Berry     I think the page was probably a total     mess of false information by the end. [19:51] Berry     The nue craze was over before you knew it,     and replaced by something else. [19:55] Berry     No one even seemed to     remember the nue anymore. [19:58] Berry     It was like it had never     existed in the first place. [20:03] Gal A     It's all about the axolotl!     I like 'em an axo-lot! [20:09] Berry     I don't know what's right     or wrong about it all... [20:14] Berry     But I'm kind of sad that the nue     seems to be gone completely. [20:20] Berry     Nue nue... [20:26] Finn     Did you apologize to Hack? [20:29] Finn     For looking up data you shouldn't have. [20:32] Finn     I think you should apologize. [20:35] Berry     Was it really that bad? [20:37] Finn     Yurei have pasts, too. [20:41] Finn     And everyone has things in their     past they'd rather keep private. [21:00] Berry     Listen, Hack... I'm sorry about what I did. [21:06] Berry     What're you looking at? [21:07] Hack     Looked up nerdy-birdy's     school data. Without asking! [21:12] Hack     You got an 8 in science?     Nerdy-birdy's super dumb! [21:15] Berry     Don't— [21:17] Berry     Hack! Get back here! [21:19] Hack     Hey, a poem you had to write over      summer vacation. Should be good! [21:23] Berry     Anything but that! It's my secret shame! [21:24] Hack     "Oh, Berry!" [21:26] Hack     "Wherefore art I Berry?" [21:28] Berry     Stop! Please! I'm begging you! Hack! [21:42] Professor     These are other creatures from      the past: Nessie and the Yeti. [21:43] Cover sign     UFO & Alien Mysteries:     Revealing the     divine secrets behind     humanity's origins! [21:47] Professor     These texts have eyewitness      reports in them, too. [21:50] Professor     I was going to make them next... [21:53] Professor     But I don't think I will. [21:55] Cover sign     UFO & Alien Mysteries:     Revealing the     divine secrets behind     humanity's origins! [21:55] Professor     I'd hate to have to get rid     of something else I love. [22:03] Smiley     Ta-da! [22:04] Smiley     Here's our new client!