E12 - Shitty World Will in Fact Come to an End

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SIGN    Shitty World Will in Fact Come to an End
[00:07] Brian
    Zeno!
[00:09] Zeno
    You're here.
[00:10] Brian
    I heard the truth from Rubber.
[00:11] Brian
    We have to rescue the kids at once!
[00:14] Brian
    We'll take back what was lost.
[00:18] Zeno
    I'll settle this on my own.
[00:22] Brian
    Yeah, I knew you'd say that!
[00:26] Brian
    Enough already!
[00:29] Brian
    Stop trying to take it all upon yourself!
[00:34] Rubber
    What a tear-jerking reunion.
[00:36] Rubber
    But now is not the time to fight.
[00:39] Rubber
    If the UFO is activated,
    something terrible will—
[00:44] Brian
    Rubber?!
[00:45] Agata
    Please do not move.
[00:52] Agata
    I would not want to soil
    my hands unnecessarily.
[00:56] Brian
    You're from the kidnapping case...
[00:58] Agata
    Brian, I'm truly grateful to you.
[01:02] Agata
    You even helped Rubber escape from jail.
[01:06] Brian
    Was it on purpose?
[01:08] Agata
    Leading a terrorist group, causing a
    prison riot, and now escaping from jail.
[01:13] Agata
    With this many crimes, he will not
    escape capital punishment.
[01:17] Brian
    Ha! Speak for yourself.
[01:19] Brian
    Your crime of exploiting children to
    research some shitty UFO is much worse!
[01:25] Agata
    Our research is vital to
    the protection of Earth.
[01:29] Brian
    Bullshit!
[01:30] Brian
    You just want to use it to fight wars!
[01:32] Agata
    You don't know how terrifying the aliens are!
[01:35] Brian
    What?
[01:37] Zeno
    He survived the Gray Shock.
[01:39] Brian
    He survived...
[01:42] Brian
    You mean he's that agent?!
[01:44] Zeno
    His testimony as a survivor and contact
    with the Borderlanders was so valued
[01:49] Zeno
    that he was put in charge
    of his own organization.
[01:51] Agata
    The UN's special organization in
    charge of managing Borderlanders
[01:57] Agata
    and protection from space, known as MSS.
[01:59] Agata
    We are directly above you
    in the structural hierarchy.
[02:04] Agata
    After my child was put in danger,
    I expedited the experiments.
[02:08] Agata
    Ten years of research are
    finally about to bear fruit.
[02:12] Agata
    Your interruption is
    meaningless at this point.
[02:17] Agata
    However, you cannot go freely.
[02:21] Agata
    We can't have this case exposed, you see.
[02:27] Brian
    Go.
[02:29] Brian
    What are you doing?
[02:30] Brian
    You're gonna go see your kid, aren't you?!
[02:32] Zeno
    You...
[02:33] Brian
    Time stopped for you ten years ago,
    and now it's about to move again!
[02:37] Brian
    You can't afford to just
    stand here and wait around!
[02:40] Brian
    Go! Go now!
[02:43] Robin
    Idiot!
[02:46] Robin
    He can't go because he's worried about you!
[02:52] Robin
    In Zeno's eyes, you'll always be a newbie.
[02:57] Brian
    You guys...
[02:59] Bolts
    Sorry for the wait.
[03:00] Cyrus
    Wow, it's the real UFO.
[03:02] Lyra
    The UN's pretty rich,
    using a facility like this in secret.
[03:07] Agata
    This is a Level E classified facility.
[03:10] Agata
    Why do we have so many uninvited guests?
[03:13] Theodore
    Our supervisor alerted us
    to the team's emergency.
[03:17] Peck
    I'm pretty sure I broke the record
    for full marathon by a huge margin.
[03:21] Peck
    But if I could climb up my Lyra's
    bosom instead of a podium...
[03:24] Agata
    Theodore Tompson.
[03:26] Agata
    I assumed you understood
    your position, but...
[03:31] Theodore
    Stalled on my career track, I've been
    polishing occult knick-knacks all these years.
[03:35] Theodore
    I'm not in this for justice or a
    desire to climb up the ladder.
[03:39] Theodore
    As middle management
    in a marginal organization,
[03:41] Theodore
    I was going to live an
    uneventful life until I retired...
[03:47] Theodore
    But I have my pride.
[03:49] Lyra
    He must truly resent...
[03:52] Cyrus
    ...his occult knick-knacks being destroyed.
[03:54] Brian
    Go, Zeno.
[04:10] Zeno
    Thank you.
[04:14] Peck
    Go get 'em, y'all!
[04:40] Zeno
    Are you okay?!
[04:43] Researcher
    I've finished extracting the energy.
[04:45] Researcher
    It's now ready to be transfer—
[05:11] Zeno
    Shrimp!
[05:19] Noah
    Who are you?
[05:21] Zeno
    I'm...
[05:24] Zeno
    I'm...
[05:25] Noah
    Dad?
[05:34] Zeno
    I'm sorry.
[05:36] Zeno
    Forgive me.
[05:37] Zeno
    It's... It's my fault!
[05:41] Noah
    Is this for real?
[05:42] Noah
    It really is you, Dad!
[05:44] Zeno
    I... I bought the sandwich
    you liked on my way home...
[05:48] Zeno
    But you were gone.
[05:54] Zeno
    I swore that I'd find you...
[05:59] Zeno
    I'm sorry... I'm sorry, shrimp...
[06:02] Noah
    Dad, my name is Noah, not "shrimp."
[06:05] Zeno
    Yes, I know... I know.
[06:09] Noah
    Where's Mom?
[06:11] Noah
    Is Mom here?
[06:17] Noah
    I see.
[06:20] Device
    Begin energy transfer. Begin energy transfer.
[06:22] Zeno
    What's happening?
[06:24] Noah
    Ten long years...
[06:26] Device
    Begin energy transfer...
[06:28] Noah
    But finally, it's over.
[06:34] Theodore
    Fire, fire, fire!
[06:37] Robin
    Since he's always at the base...
[06:39] Bolts
    He must have had some pent-up stress.
[06:43] Agata
    How's the charging going?
[06:46] Masked Soldier
    Very well, sir.
[06:49] Agata
    It's finally time.
[06:57] Rubber
    This is bad.
[06:59] Brian
    Come out!
[07:00] Brian
    I'm not interested in
    vacuum-packing a pop star.
[07:07] Rubber
    My, my. You've saved me twice now.
[07:10] Rubber
    You truly are my prince.
[07:13] Brian
    Wha... What are you...
[07:17] Rubber
    The party is over!
[07:23] Agata
    Why get in our way at this point?
[07:26] Agata
    You Borderlanders must know
    the fear of extraterrestrial beings,
[07:30] Agata
    since you fight them yourselves.
[07:31] Rubber
    That's exactly why.
[07:34] Rubber
    Do you really think that aliens,
[07:35] Rubber
    who have far more advanced intelligence
    than the beings of Earth,
[07:38] Rubber
    would try to invade with
    only a single flying disc?
[07:41] Rubber
    Suppose this UFO was just a recon aircraft,
    which came to Earth to scout.
[07:48] Rubber
    Then its purpose is to figure out
    the coordinates of the potential colony
[07:51] Rubber
    and send that information to the main unit.
[07:53] Rubber
    In other words, if you activate it,
[07:56] Rubber
    it will resend Earth's coordinates
    to their mother ship.
[08:02] Rubber
    No matter how big the universe is,
    they'll be able to show up instantly.
[08:06] Rubber
    When that happens...
[08:07] Rubber
    It's Gray Shock all over again.
[08:15] Agata
    Open the hatch!
[08:26] Brian
    What is going on here?!
[08:33] Robin
    Are you serious?
[08:35] Lyra
    It's huge.
[08:37] Cyrus
    I'm afraid we're not hallucinating.
[08:39] Bolts
    It's a fair match for my pecs.
[08:42] Theodore
    I can't ask for anything more
    as an occult fan...
[08:44] Agata
    I don't believe this.
[08:52] Brian
    Is that...
[08:53] Rubber
    Yes.
[08:58] Rubber
    That's their mother ship.
[09:03] Masked Soldier
    We have to request anti-aircraft troops!
[09:05] Agata
    But...
[09:06] Brian
    Enough already!
[09:07] Brian
    This is no time for us to be fighting!
[09:09] Agata
    H-However...
[09:11] Brian
    The whole Earth is in danger!
[09:13] Brian
    What's the point of us
    quarreling over petty stuff?!
[09:15] Theodore
    But those guys decimated
    my precious collection—
[09:18] Brian
    Who cares?!
[09:19] Brian
    At this rate, what's left of it
    is going to be burned to ashes!
[09:23] Brian
    So is the old-fashioned UFO you
    so desperately tried to activate!
[09:28] Brian
    Humans, Borderlanders... it doesn't matter!
[09:31] Brian
    All of us on Earth need to work together!
[09:41] Rubber
    Brian Nightraider.
[09:43] Rubber
    You may very well be a true Borderlander,
    one who bridges the gap
[09:48] Rubber
    between humans and Borderlanders.
[09:51] Rubber
    Oops.
[10:14] Agata
    I-It's all over...
[10:18] Rubber
    We Borderlanders have been preparing
    ourselves for a day like this...
[10:24] Rubber
    since ancient times.
[10:29] Isabella
    Sorry to make you wait, scum.
[10:32] Brian
    Wh-What are they...
[10:35] Isabella
    It's time for punishment.
[10:40] Narration
    Isabella Thorn!
SIGN    ISABELLA THORN
SIGN    ISABELLA THORN
SIGN    SADISTIC BEAUTY
SIGN    SADISTIC BEAUTY
[10:43] Sakaki
    I'm a former police executive.
SIGN    GENZO SAKAKI
SIGN    GENZO SAKAKI
[10:48] Narration
    Genzo Sakaki!
SIGN    CHAMELEON MAN
SIGN    CHAMELEON MAN
[10:50] Bennett
    I'll destroy you all, you bastards!
SIGN    BENNET WELLS
SIGN    BENNET WELLS
[10:54] Narration
    Bennett Wells!
SIGN    COMMANDO
     COMMANDER
SIGN    COMMANDO
     COMMANDER
SIGN    BRUCE GILLMAN
SIGN    BRUCE GILLMAN
[11:00] Narration
    Bruce Gillman!
SIGN    SHARK IS SHARK
SIGN    SHARK IS SHARK
[11:05] Rubber
    Come on! It's showtime!
[11:07] Narration
    Rubber Suit!
SIGN    RUBBER SUIT
SIGN    RUBBER SUIT
SIGN    THE STAR
SIGN    THE STAR
[11:13] Brian
    So they're the real...
[11:15] Rubber
    Marginal Service! Right?
SIGN    Borderlander Service
[11:23] Bennett
    Here we go!
[11:28] Cyrus
    That drug... Confu, was it?
[11:30] Cyrus
    That's how you use it.
[11:32] Lyra
    It's an energy drink for Borderlanders.
[11:38] Sakaki
    I've got plenty of guns and bullets!
[11:41] Robin
    Didn't we see those guns at
    the fort we were captured in?
[11:45] Bolts
    Is this why they were dealing in arms?
[12:02] Theodore
    Now I see how it is.
[12:06] Theodore
    On the murals of ancient Sumer,
[12:09] Theodore
    there's a depiction of a vehicle like
    a UFO and god-like strange figures.
[12:14] Theodore
    They were Borderlanders
    fighting for Earth, not aliens.
[12:19] Theodore
    It depicted the Borderlanders,
    who have protected us since ancient times.
[12:25] Masked Soldier
    I have detected an energy reading
    on the bottom of the ship.
[12:35] Masked Soldier
    The attack is expected to come
    from south by southwest!
SIGN    Shibujuku
[12:37] Robin
    I-Is that the attack from the mother ship?
[12:40] Bolts
    Are they targeting Shibujuku?
[12:46] Rubber
    Is he ready?
[12:47] Isabella
    No problem there.
[12:49] Isabella
    We got him out of prison three days ago.
[12:52] Izuna
    My ancestor was the collaborator
    who helped Monk Tenkai,
[12:55] Izuna
    the one who put up the barriers of five colors.
[12:58] Izuna
    And I'm a huge fan of a superstar
    who tries to protect Earth.
SIGN    REN IZUNA
SIGN    REN IZUNA
[13:06] Narration
    Ren Izuna!
SIGN    FIFTH COLOR GUARDIAN
SIGN    FIFTH COLOR GUARDIAN
[13:25] Male Citizen 1
    Hey, check that out.
[13:25] [SONG] Sign (White On Red)
    Oppose New Bill!!
[13:25] [SONG] Sign (White On Red)
    Oppose New Bill!!
[13:25] [SONG] Sign (White On Red)
    Oppose New Bill!!
[13:25] [SONG] Sign (White On Red)
    Oppose New Bill!!
[13:25] [SONG] Sign (Yellow)
    Japan Is the UN's Dog
[13:25] [SONG] Sign (Red On White)
    Don't Forgive UN Hypocrisy!
[13:27] Female Citizen 1
    What's that light?
[13:30] Male Citizen 2
    Wait, why?
[13:31] Female Citizen 2
    My camera won't work.
[13:36] Eddie
    I won't let them keep evidence.
[13:38] Eddie
    Natural disasters are just like romance.
[13:40] Eddie
    Memories should be enough.
[13:42] Narration
    Eddie Snow!
SIGN    EDDIE SNOW
SIGN    EDDIE SNOW
SIGN    AI GHOST
SIGN    AI GHOST
[13:47] Masked Soldier
    The energy reading disappeared.
[13:49] Agata
    Did we avoid the attack?
[13:50] Brian
    Was it the power of Borderlanders?
[13:52] Rubber
    The barrier was a Hail Mary,
    and it only works once.
[13:57] Rubber
    Before the next attack comes, we have to
    do something about the mother ship.
[14:00] Brian
    Do what, though?
[14:03] Bolts
    It's impossible with weapons like these.
[14:04] Robin
    Military dispatch won't make it.
[14:07] Brian
    No, there's a way.
[14:09] Brian
    I saw it in a movie before.
[14:18] Peck
    Are you seriously gonna fire up this thing?!
[14:20] Brian
    Come on, just look for a launch button!
[14:22] Peck
    There is no launch button.
[14:24] Brian
    Huh?
[14:25] Theodore
    No, no! Stop!
[14:27] Theodore
    You need to handle it with care!
[14:30] Theodore
    Wipe your paws!
[14:31] Peck
    What?!
[14:32] Peck
    Old man, don't tell me...
[14:33] Brian
    You know how to operate it?
[14:36] Theodore
    I'm an occult enthusiast, you know.
[14:50] Bennett
    Stop popping off!
[14:52] Cyrus
    Looks like your blood pressure is down.
[14:55] Cyrus
    We need to give her more adrenaline.
[14:57] Lyra
    Okay, Doctor.
[15:04] Brian
    Here we go!
[15:05] Peck
    V8! V8!
[15:06] Theodore
    It's the psychic communication type,
     as I thought.
[15:08] Theodore
    By synchronizing the waves
    of the operator and the UFO...
[15:12] Theodore
    Huh?!
[15:13] Brian
    Forget it! Just let me handle this!
[15:27] Brian
    Damn it!
[15:30] Brian
    What the heck?! Move!
[15:37] Robin
    Go, Brian!
[15:38] Robin
    Don't let Borderlanders steal the show!
[15:42] Noah
    Are they seriously using that UFO?
[15:44] Zeno
    Seems like it.
[15:46] Zeno
    He's an idiot beyond hope.
[15:52] Noah
    You sure about this?
[15:56] Noah
    Mom told me... that you
    were a legendary detective.
[16:01] Zeno
    That was a long time ago.
[16:04] Noah
    But you did come to rescue me.
[16:08] Zeno
    I just don't want to lose you ever again.
[16:12] Noah
    You won't.
[16:16] Noah
    You'll always come back to me.
[16:20] Zeno
    Noah...
[16:22] Noah
    So, Dad...
[16:25] Noah
    You should go.
[16:29] Brian
    All right, then. Time to go save Earth.
[16:37] Rubber
    I'm counting on you, Brian.
[16:44] Brian
    Are you kidding me?
[16:47] Brian
    Where are the missiles?!
[16:48] Brian
    Doesn't this thing have missiles?!
[17:09] Brian
    Are you serious?!
[17:10] Brian
    How crazy can you be?!
[17:12] Zeno
    Not more than you!
[17:14] Brian
    Why did you come here?!
[17:16] Brian
    You finally found your kid, didn't you?!
[17:18] Zeno
    It's all to protect my kid!
[17:21] Zeno
    He's finally gotten hold of his future.
[17:24] Zeno
    I won't let aliens take that away from him!
[17:27] Brian
    But you don't have to
    throw yourself into danger!
[17:30] Zeno
    You're still a newbie.
[17:32] Zeno
    I can't leave it to you.
[17:33] Brian
    Stop pulling seniority on me
    just because you started first!
[17:38] Zeno
    Do you think you're the oil driller
    who'll blow himself up with the asteroid?
[17:42] Zeno
    Or the alcoholic old man
    who crashes into the spaceship?
[17:46] Brian
    Shut up!
[17:47] Brian
    I love old movies from back then!
[17:55] Brian
    Oh, crap! The escape pod...
[17:58] Zeno
    Let me teach you one thing.
[18:01] Zeno
    This world is shit, and what's
    lost will never come back.
[18:09] Zeno
    My dead wife won't come back,
[18:11] Zeno
    and ten happy years
    with my son are still gone.
[18:15] Zeno
    Your dead buddy won't
    crawl out of his grave.
[18:20] Zeno
    You always end up losing something,
    so frankly, there's no point in living.
[18:25] Zeno
    No matter how you look at it,
    it's better to die quickly.
[18:31] Zeno
    I'm sure you'd be happy if you
    could die protecting Earth.
[18:35] Zeno
    But...
[18:39] Zeno
    I won't let you die alone.
[18:42] Zeno
    Because we're buddies.
[18:47] Brian
    Now you say that?
[18:49] Zeno
    There's no such thing as too late.
[18:53] Brian
    Well, maybe you're right.
[18:59] Zeno
    Let's go!
[19:00] Brian
    Yeah!
[19:16] Robin/Lyra/Peck/Theodore/Cyrus/Bolts
    Marginal...
[19:17] Zeno/Brian
    ...explosion!
[19:43] Isabella
    They aren't half bad for humans.
[19:46] Rubber
    What a surprise.
[19:48] Rubber
    To think that there are others who
    can protect this planet besides us.
[19:55] Bolts
    Zeno... Brian...
[19:57] Robin
    We'll never forget you.
[19:59] Theodore
    If only we had their bodies,
    I could have mummified them...
[20:10] Noah
    Dad...
[20:13] Cyrus
    He's okay.
[20:15] Lyra
    Did you really think those two would die?
[20:22] Brian
    What the hell is this?
[20:25] Zeno
    A new uniform with a built-in parachute.
[20:27] Zeno
    I asked Lyra to develop it.
[20:30] Brian
    Gimme a break!
[20:31] Brian
    If we could escape, you could have—
[20:39] Brian
    Hey! At least give me a hand here!
[20:44] Zeno
    Not my problem.
[20:54] Brian/I
    "This world is shit."
[20:56] Brian/I
    Some nasty old man once said that,
[21:00] Brian/I
    but perhaps because that ridiculous bill was
    abolished, there are fewer protests these days.
SIGN    Space Flare?!
     Strange Light in Shibujuku's Sky
[21:04] Brian/I
    And no one seems to notice
    the inconvenient truth.
[21:08] Brian/I
    Naturally, their terrible
    research was discontinued,
[21:13] Brian/I
    and the mastermind behind it will be punished.
[21:21] Brian/I
    Our occult enthusiast's
    collection was restored.
[21:25] Theodore
    Hello, welcome.
[21:36] Brian/I
    Work is nice and boring,
[21:39] Brian/I
    and our teamwork is decent enough.
[21:44] Brian/I
    Borderlanders seem to be
    getting along with humans okay.
[21:49] Brian/I
    Of course, there's no guarantee they
    won't start causing trouble again.
[22:04] Brian/I
    You might not be able to
    get back what you've lost...
[22:42] Brian/I
    But we can have some chicken
    with our buddies.