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E5 - Sexy Santa Lights the Holy Night

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[00:01] Brian/I
    I don't have good memories of Christmas.
[00:05] Brian/I
    Because that's the day my father, who was
    a traveling entertainer, disappeared.
SIGN    Merry Xmas
    I've been appointed the new Santa Claus,
     so I'm leaving
[00:14] Brian/I
    The darts I got as a present
[00:17] Brian/I
    became symbols of how merciless love can be.
[00:24] Brian/I
    Ever since then, I hate to
    even see Santa Claus's face.
[00:29] Brian/I
    That said, if it's a sexy Santa,
    that's a whole other story.
SIGN    Sexy Santa Lights the Holy Light
[00:34] Brian/I
    Her existence itself is the gift.
SIGN    Call
SIGN    Unknown
[02:16] Brian
    Huh? Why did the ringtone change?
[02:21] Brian
    Wait!
[02:23] Brian
    No way... Not another bomb?!
[02:35] Brian
    What the hell is this?!
[02:37] Robin
    This is... pretty amazing.
[02:40] Cyrus
    It gave me heartburn first
     thing in the morning.
[02:42] Bolts
    It's the best Christmas present.
[02:45] Brian
    There's no good reason why
    I should be harassed by a Santa!
[02:47] Lyra
    Then who sent this to you?
[02:49] Brian
    Who knows? Must be from a throwaway account.
[02:52] Robin
    Speaking of which, I got...
[02:55] Cyrus
    And I received...
[02:57] Brian
    What?! I don't remember being
    chased around by paparazzi!
[03:01] Robin
    This one also has a random sender name.
[03:03] Cyrus
    Is someone harassing the Marginal Service?
[03:07] Cyrus
    Someone sent us a bomb last time.
[03:09] Peck
    A bomb?! Where?! Not again!
[03:12] Lyra
    These photos must be from a webcam
    or a surveillance camera, right?
[03:18] Theodore
    We got something over here, as well.
SIGN    Search
SIGN    Inbox
SIGN     Mate tea has shipped
    
     Notice of Regular Emergency Drill
    
     James Rosenberg, President of the Committee of 300
    
    Re: Request for Design Revision for Dope Store Manager mask
[03:21] Theodore
    "Yippee-ki-yay"? Oh, this is
    from the film Die Hard.
[03:25] Lyra
    Wait! Don't open it!
[03:29] Brian
    Th-This is...
[03:31] Peck
    Are you serious?!
[03:32] Peck
    That fricking cat!
[03:33] Peck
    That's revenge porn!
[03:36] Lyra
    I don't care who you're flirting with.
[03:38] Lyra
    But at this rate, the Marginal Service
    will have to be dissolved.
SIGN    Sending Data
[03:42] Cyrus
    "Sending Data"? Don't tell me..
[03:43] Lyra
    Yes, that was a sort of stepping stone.
[03:46] Robin
    After the bomb attack, it's a cyber-attack?
[03:49] Brian
    Just how deep is their grudge against us?
[03:51] Bolts
    This could be another
    one of Rubber's schemes.
[03:54] Cyrus
    If data about the Marginal Service
    and Borderlanders gets leaked...
[03:57] Theodore
    It will cause a huge panic.
[04:00] Theodore
    We must stop—
[04:01] Lyra
    I'm working on it, okay?
[04:04] Zeno
    Move!
[04:10] Zeno
    Now we've stopped it.
[04:12] Lyra
    I could have blocked it in three seconds,
[04:14] Lyra
    but because a chair came flying by...
[04:18] Lyra
    The defense system is completely down,
    and now we can't stop the data leak.
[04:22] Announcement
    Emergency security activated.
[04:24] Announcement
    Shutting down the entire system.
[04:31] Theodore
    The line here is linked with
    the Borderlander holding facility.
[04:35] Theodore
    If it's shut down...
[04:42] Zeno
    Everyone, head out to the field.
[04:47] Bolts
    This is...
[04:48] Robin
    Obviously over capacity!
[04:50] Zeno
    It's because you're too big. Get over it.
[04:54] Brian
    Hey, you're going too fast!
[04:56] Lyra
    There's a possibility that other major
    facilities, not just us, will get attacked.
[05:01] Lyra
    We can't let him do whatever he wants.
[05:04] Brian
    Him? You mean Rubber?
[05:18] Lyra
    The machine at this place
    is the best in Shibujuku.
[05:20] Brian
    And what drinks? Is there an open bar?
[05:23] Lyra
    For now, just lend me your phone.
[05:26] Brian
    My phone? Why?
[05:28] Lyra
    Just give it to me!
[05:30] Brian
    Jeez, what the heck...
[05:33] Lyra
    Back-tracing the photo of Bolts...
[05:36] Lyra
    The sender is encrypted, and it
    goes through several terminals.
[05:41] Cyrus
    It's outstanding work.
[05:49] Brian
    Hey, what about my privacy?!
[05:52] Lyra
    We can narrow down the
    possible senders to these.
[05:55] Guard
    D-Don't move!
[05:58] Bennett
    I only scratched my butt.
[06:00] Sakaki
    Of course, now that the electronic
    lock is down, we can easily get out.
[06:05] Guard
    T-Try anything funny, and...
[06:08] Bennett
    You'll kill us with that?
[06:10] Bennett
    But we're Borderlanders who are hard to kill.
[06:14] Zeno
    We may not kill you, but it'll slow you down.
[06:17] Robin
    Stay quiet until the system is restored.
[06:20] Bolts
    Like a bronze statue of Hercules.
[06:30] Lyra
    I'm not used to these heels.
[06:33] Brian
    How does she move like that
    with such a tiny body?
[06:37] Brian
    She's tough.
[06:38] Cyrus
    Judging someone based on
    their physical characteristics?
[06:42] Cyrus
    You're rather old-fashioned.
[06:45] Brian
    I mean, if she has that much skill,
[06:47] Brian
    wouldn't she be better off
    working for YBM or something?
[06:51] Brian
    Who is Lyra, anyway?
[06:53] Cyrus
    They say she was a Russian sparrow.
[06:55] Brian
    For real?!
[06:56] Cyrus
    Or a professor at MIT.
[06:58] Brian
    Professor?!
[07:00] Cyrus
    Some even say she's French royalty.
[07:02] Brian
    Which is it?!
[07:03] Cryus
    Your guess is as good as mine.
[07:05] Cryus
    Isn't that the same for all of us
    at the Marginal Service?
[07:08] Brian
    Yeah...
[07:09] Brian
    I guess so.
[07:13] Brian
    Is this the right place?
[07:16] Cyrus
    Isn't it just a deserted church?
[07:18] Lyra
    Look.
[07:21] Cyrus
    A surveillance camera and an automatic gun.
[07:25] Brian
    Doesn't seem like a simple
    place to pray to God.
[07:28] Lyra
    Since I'm a goddess, I get a free pass.
[07:36] Brian
    Whoa, what the hell?!
[07:38] Cyrus
    Is that chaff?
[07:39] Lyra
    Yup! Electronic countermeasures are
    something every lady needs to know.
[07:43] Brian
    It even smells nice.
[07:53] Technician A
    Hold on!
[07:54] Technician A
    We're with the Security Agency!
[07:56] Brian
    Huh?
[07:57] Lyra
    It's a top-secret SIGINT agency that
    intercepts all the world's information.
[08:02] Cyrus
    Who would've believed it actually existed?
[08:04] Technician A
    It's nothing to be surprised about.
[08:07] Technician A
    We're the ones who send the Marginal
    Service their intel on Borderlanders.
[08:12] Lyra
    Kind of like ECHELON, whose existence
    is not officially acknowledged.
[08:17] Brian
    ECHELON?
[08:18] Cyrus
    It's an American intercept facility that
    became a hot topic a couple of decades ago.
[08:23] Cyrus
    In the end, it was written off as
    something of an urban legend.
[08:26] Brian
    Disguising these things as conspiracies
    seems to be pretty common.
[08:30] Lyra
    More importantly, our system was hacked.
[08:34] Lyra
    The email that triggered it
    was sent from here.
[08:39] Technician A
    Actually, a part of our system was hacked.
[08:43] Technician A
    The damage was minimal,
    and we blocked the hacker,
[08:45] Technician A
    but we haven't been able to
    identify who sent the virus.
[08:50] Lyra
    Shit!
[08:54] Brian
    Wh-What's happening?!
[08:56] Lyra
    It's being controlled remotely!
[09:04] Brian
    Remote control?
[09:06] Brian
    Does that mean the creep shots
     of Bolts and me were...
[09:09] Lyra
    They must have hacked the street
    surveillance cameras and home webcams.
[09:13] Brian
    Th-That's way too high tech!
[09:15] Lyra
    It's the dark side of living in an IT society.
[09:18] Lyra
    We have to catch him as soon as we can.
[09:21] Brian
    So you do know who's responsible?
[09:24] Lyra
    The only hacker who could crack
    this system is Eddie Snow.
[09:29] Brian
    Eddie? Who's that?
[09:32] Lyra
    My ex-boyfriend.
[09:36] Theodore
    Eddie Snow...
[09:37] Theodore
    ID number FJ3659339G. A Borderlander.
[09:43] Theodore
    He seems to have been in Russia as a
    white-hat hacker until three years ago.
[09:48] Peck
    A white-hat hacker? More like a mothercker.
[09:51] Peck**
    I can't believe my Lyra
    was dating a Borderlander.
[09:55] Theodore
    Currently, there is no law that prohibits
    romance between humans and Borderlanders.
[10:00] Theodore
    You're a Borderlander yourself.
[10:02] Peck
    That's why I'm jealous!
[10:08] Lyra
    With Eddie, I worked on a security
    system associated with the KGB.
[10:13] Lyra
    It didn't take long for us
    to end up in a relationship.
[10:17] Brian
    Why did you break up? Did he cheat on you?
[10:19] Lyra
    He got... sick.
[10:23] Lyra
    With an incurable disease that caused
    his body to gradually become immobile.
[10:26] Lyra
    I tried to support him, but...
[10:29] Lyra
    He disappeared on me.
SIGN    BRUNO WILLS
[10:34] Lyra
    Now that I think about it, maybe he
    wanted to hide that he was a Borderlander.
[10:41] Cyrus
    Then you didn't know that
    he wasn't human until...
[10:43] Lyra
    Until Theodore told us just now.
[10:47] Lyra
    I mean, I knew something was off.
[10:49] Lyra
    I was going to marry him if we had a child,
    but there was no sign of that happening.
[10:54] Cyrus
    It's difficult for humans
    and Borderlands to crossbreed.
[10:58] Cyrus
    Which is only natural since
    we have different genes.
[11:00] Lyra
    He was no different from
    a human guy in bed, though.
[11:04] Brian
    I don't need the details, thank y—
[11:08] Cyrus
    Hey, safety first!
[11:10] Brian
    Don't yell at me! They careened into us!
[11:13] Driver
    Oh, yeah, I got us a table at a three-star
    restaurant, so look forward to it.
[11:18] Navigation
    The reservation has been canceled.
[11:19] Driver
    Whoa!
[11:21] Lyra
    God, this sucks. I hit my chin.
[11:24] Brian
    Oh, damn it!
[11:25] Brian
    They're all bunch of idiots!
[11:26] Lyra
    Look out!
[11:28] Brian
    Are you kidding me?!
    What happened to yellow?!
[11:31] Cyrus
    Another one's coming!
[11:32] Brian
    Hold on, is this...
[11:35] Cyrus
    The cars and the traffic lights are rigged?
[11:38] Lyra
    Looks like the electronic devices
    nearby are being controlled.
[11:41] Brian
    Which means...
SIGN    YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS
[11:45] Brian
    Hey! Do something!
[11:47] Cyrus
    W-Well, there's no real harm done.
[11:51] Brian
    Damn it! Shut up!
[11:53] Siri/I
    You shut up, dumbass.
[11:55] Brian
    What?! Who are you calling a dumbass?!
[11:58] Cyrus
    No need to be angry at the machine.
[12:01] Lyra
    Just take us to the destination.
[12:03] Lyra
    Distracted driving is against the law.
[12:05] Brian
    Our navigation's all over the place, too!
[12:07] Siri
    Your face is all over the place.
[12:09] Brian
    Oh, shut up! Or I'll smash you!
[12:11] Siri
    Oh...
[12:13] Brian
    What?!
[12:14] Brian
    I just upgraded it...
[12:16] Cyrus
    Maybe take this opportunity
    for a digital detox?
[12:18] Brian
    Easy for you to say!
[12:20] Lyra
    Either way, it looks like we won't need
    to depend on machines from here.
[12:27] Bennett
    Let's put an end to this staring contest.
[12:29] Robin
    Just a little more until
    the system's restored.
[12:32] Sakaki
    If the power is out, why don't you
    bring out a cake with some candles?
[12:36] Sakaki
    Borderlanders have the right
    to enjoy Christmas.
[12:40] Bolts
    But Santa only comes to good boys and girls.
[12:45] Guard
    It's for you.
[12:46] Guard
    I didn't know anyone still sent telegrams.
[12:51] Zeno
    You and I need to talk.
[12:53] Zeno
    Depending on your answer,
    you might get a cheap cake.
[12:59] Cyrus
    Isn't this the biggest internet
    base station in Shibujuku?
[13:04] Brian
    How sure are you that this Eddie guy is here?
[13:06] Lyra
    The church had a very strong security system.
[13:10] Lyra
    There are limited ways to breach it.
[13:14] Fire Fighter A
    No entry past this point.
[13:16] Fire Fighter B
    There was an alert about a poisonous gas leak.
[13:19] Brian
    That alert was falsified.
[13:22] Brian
    We're special agents.
    Please get out of our way.
[13:25] Fire Fighter A
    The Marginal Service?
[13:28] Brian
    Ask the United Nation for the details.
[13:34] Brian
    Damn it!
[13:35] Brian
    It opened just a minute ago!
[13:38] Lyra
    I guess we're still being watched.
[13:43] Lyra/I
    I know it's you, Eddie.
[13:45] Eddie
    Hmph.
[13:47] Lyra
    Open up. I just want to talk a bit.
[13:51] Eddie/I
    I can't trust you.
[13:53] Eddie/I
    I haven't seen you in ten years.
[13:57] Lyra
    I promise we're only here to talk.
[13:59] Lyra
    I'll have my reindeer wait here.
[14:01] Brian
    Who are you calling a reindeer?
    My nose isn't red!
[14:05] Eddie
    Where's the proof that
    you aren't here to harm me?
[14:18] Cyrus
    Now your nose is red.
[14:20] Brian
    Sh-Shut up!
[14:21] Lyra/I
    I'm unarmed.
[14:23] Lyra/I
    Unless you consider nudity to
    be a woman's weapon, of course.
[14:30] Eddie/I
    Just you.
[14:43] Lyra
    It's been a while.
[14:44] Lyra
    Did you lose weight?
[14:46] Eddie
    I don't know.
[14:47] Eddie
    You're even more beautiful than I remember.
[14:50] Lyra
    Most men compliment me
    when I look like this.
[14:54] Eddie
    I don't lie.
[14:56] Eddie
    In this day and age, not even your heart
    or thoughts are safe from prying eyes.
[14:59] Lyra
    And you took control of the internet
    around here to blow the whistle on society?
[15:05] Eddie
    Yes. I woke up to social justice.
[15:10] Eddie
    We once believed that a highly developed
    network could open a new door of knowledge.
[15:17] Eddie
    It was the birth of AI,
    artificial intelligence.
[15:20] Eddie
    But it turns out the government only used it
    to tighten up monitoring and management.
[15:25] Eddie
    Anything foreign is either removed
    or pushed into the margins of society.
[15:29] Eddie
    Privacy and individual freedom are
    non-existent, especially for Borderlanders.
[15:34] Eddie
    We've made no progress from Orwell's 1984.
[15:37] Lyra
    The 80s were a good time.
[15:40] Lyra
    The action films in particular
     were the best, right?
[15:42] Eddie
    Films aside, I can't accept a society like this.
[15:46] Eddie
    The Japanese government must experience
    the discomfort of being watched.
[15:51] Lyra
    If you don't like being watched, why
    don't you try to live more openly, like me?
[15:56] Eddie
    You haven't changed at all.
[15:59] Eddie
    So beautiful and intelligent...
[16:04] Lyra
    You're pointing a gun at
    someone who's unarmed?
[16:07] Eddie
    You're hiding a gun on your back, aren't you?
[16:10] Lyra
    Wow... So you noticed.
[16:13] Eddie
    You stripped to distract me from it.
[16:16] Eddie
    Like in the last scene of the
    action movie we used to love.
[16:21] Eddie
    I wish we could watch it together again.
[16:26] Lyra
    That's too bad.
[16:28] Lyra
    I would never—
[16:32] Sakaki
    So fragile.
[16:33] Sakaki
    This is why we can't rely on machines.
[16:36] Eddie
    You are...
[16:38] Lyra
    A Borderlander in custody.
[16:40] Lyra
    His special characteristic is
    the ability to become invisible.
[16:42] Sakaki
    No offense, but they told me they'd
    reduce my sentence if I cooperated.
[16:46] Lyra
    No matter how the network develops,
    there are still things you can't see.
[16:56] Eddie
    What a shame. I wish the two of us
     could talk more about old times.
[17:02] Lyra
    What is this?
[17:03] Lyra
    Are you the same type of Borderlander?!
[17:05] Sakaki
    No, this is...
[17:08] Lyra
    A hologram?
[17:10] Eddie
    My actual body is long gone.
[17:13] Eddie
    Because of the disease,
    I couldn't maintain my physical body!
[17:16] Sakaki
    Wha—
[17:22] Eddie
    Borderlanders are difficult to kill,
    so it's not a problem, right?
[17:25] Eddie
    Although we can't beat sickness and death.
[17:27] Lyra
    So you're a computer ghost?
[17:29] Lyra
    Looks like catching you is impossible.
[17:31] Eddie
    As you know, a massive amount of
    information collected from the network
[17:36] Eddie
    becomes the basis of AI as big data.
[17:39] Eddie
    This body is but a phantom made from
    my memories and intercepted data,
[17:44] Eddie
    but it's the product of my
    unwavering will and knowledge.
[17:48] Eddie
    That's why it can influence the world.
[17:52] Lyra
    Don't tell me...
[17:54] Eddie
    Yes. It's set up so that a
    malicious virus will spread
[17:59] Eddie
    as soon as my mind
    accesses the network system.
[18:03] Eddie
    Connected devices will be
    completely destroyed,
[18:07] Eddie
    along with everything from the
    Borderlander management system
[18:09] Eddie
    to most major infrastructure.
[18:12] Eddie
    The world itself will collapse.
[18:17] Lyra
    And how do we stop that?
[18:22] Eddie
    Tell me... that you love me again.
[18:27] Eddie
    If I can have that, I will disappear
    with a beautiful memory in my heart.
[18:32] Lyra
    Memory...
[18:51] Lyra
    I can still remember the three years
    I spent with you so clearly.
[18:57] Eddie
    Lyra...
[18:59] Lyra
    But...
[19:00] Lyra
    the past...
[19:04] Lyra
    is the past!
[19:08] Lyra
    Days gone by...
[19:10] Eddie
    W-Wait, hear me o—
[19:12] Lyra
    ...will not come back!
[19:14] Eddie
    Don't do it!
[19:18] Lyra
    I'm not interested in tales of the past.
    I live in the present.
[19:24] Eddie
    You really haven't changed at all.
[19:34] Brian
    Lyra!
[19:35] Brian
    Wh-What's going on?
[19:38] Cyrus
    You didn't hold back at all, did you?
[19:41] Sakaki
    J-Just send me back to prison.
[19:44] Sakaki
    That woman is crazy...
[19:46] Lyra
    Oh, I only showed him
    how transient love can be.
[19:51] Brian
    Man, Christmas is scary.
[19:54] Lyra
    Marginal explosion.
SIGN    Unidentified Large-Scale Communications Failure
     in Shibujuku Area
SIGN    Could Have Led to a Huge Disaster
    Expert Analysis
[20:05] Theodore
    Anyhow, I'm glad it didn't
    escalate to something worse.
[20:09] Brian
    But what was Eddie trying to do?
[20:12] Brian
    If he didn't want an Orwellian society,
    why didn't he just destroy it?
[20:16] Peck
    He obviously wanted to get my
    Lyra's attention, you dummy!
[20:20] Brian
    What?! That's all?!
[20:22] Lyra
    More or less, I guess.
[20:24] Cyrus
    All he did was harass Brian,
    now that we think about it.
[20:28] Robin
    You're telling me the guy
    was jealous of him?!
[20:30] Bolts
    But why Brian?
[20:32] Brian
    That's because I'm good-looki—
[20:34] Zeno
    No.
[20:35] Zeno
    I looked into all the communication
    channels he was involved in.
[20:39] Brian
    Is this Rubber's?
[20:41] Zeno
    He misunderstood your relationship with Lyra
[20:44] Zeno
    because he was in the AI security
    system at Rubber's mansion.
[20:49] Brian
    Hold on, that means...
[20:51] Zeno
    Yeah. Eddie Snow was connected to Rubber.
[20:55] Zeno
    And he left a clue.
[20:58] Zeno
    Rubber ran away to...
SIGN    Higashino Island
[21:01] Zeno
    this island.
[21:15] Rubber
    I'm so ready for them to find me.