E12 - Shitty World Will in Fact Come to an End
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SIGN Shitty World Will in Fact Come to an End
[00:07] Brian
Zeno!
[00:09] Zeno
You're here.
[00:10] Brian
I heard the truth from Rubber.
[00:11] Brian
We have to rescue the kids at once!
[00:14] Brian
We'll take back what was lost.
[00:18] Zeno
I'll settle this on my own.
[00:22] Brian
Yeah, I knew you'd say that!
[00:26] Brian
Enough already!
[00:29] Brian
Stop trying to take it all upon yourself!
[00:34] Rubber
What a tear-jerking reunion.
[00:36] Rubber
But now is not the time to fight.
[00:39] Rubber
If the UFO is activated,
something terrible will—
[00:44] Brian
Rubber?!
[00:45] Agata
Please do not move.
[00:52] Agata
I would not want to soil
my hands unnecessarily.
[00:56] Brian
You're from the kidnapping case...
[00:58] Agata
Brian, I'm truly grateful to you.
[01:02] Agata
You even helped Rubber escape from jail.
[01:06] Brian
Was it on purpose?
[01:08] Agata
Leading a terrorist group, causing a
prison riot, and now escaping from jail.
[01:13] Agata
With this many crimes, he will not
escape capital punishment.
[01:17] Brian
Ha! Speak for yourself.
[01:19] Brian
Your crime of exploiting children to
research some shitty UFO is much worse!
[01:25] Agata
Our research is vital to
the protection of Earth.
[01:29] Brian
Bullshit!
[01:30] Brian
You just want to use it to fight wars!
[01:32] Agata
You don't know how terrifying the aliens are!
[01:35] Brian
What?
[01:37] Zeno
He survived the Gray Shock.
[01:39] Brian
He survived...
[01:42] Brian
You mean he's that agent?!
[01:44] Zeno
His testimony as a survivor and contact
with the Borderlanders was so valued
[01:49] Zeno
that he was put in charge
of his own organization.
[01:51] Agata
The UN's special organization in
charge of managing Borderlanders
[01:57] Agata
and protection from space, known as MSS.
[01:59] Agata
We are directly above you
in the structural hierarchy.
[02:04] Agata
After my child was put in danger,
I expedited the experiments.
[02:08] Agata
Ten years of research are
finally about to bear fruit.
[02:12] Agata
Your interruption is
meaningless at this point.
[02:17] Agata
However, you cannot go freely.
[02:21] Agata
We can't have this case exposed, you see.
[02:27] Brian
Go.
[02:29] Brian
What are you doing?
[02:30] Brian
You're gonna go see your kid, aren't you?!
[02:32] Zeno
You...
[02:33] Brian
Time stopped for you ten years ago,
and now it's about to move again!
[02:37] Brian
You can't afford to just
stand here and wait around!
[02:40] Brian
Go! Go now!
[02:43] Robin
Idiot!
[02:46] Robin
He can't go because he's worried about you!
[02:52] Robin
In Zeno's eyes, you'll always be a newbie.
[02:57] Brian
You guys...
[02:59] Bolts
Sorry for the wait.
[03:00] Cyrus
Wow, it's the real UFO.
[03:02] Lyra
The UN's pretty rich,
using a facility like this in secret.
[03:07] Agata
This is a Level E classified facility.
[03:10] Agata
Why do we have so many uninvited guests?
[03:13] Theodore
Our supervisor alerted us
to the team's emergency.
[03:17] Peck
I'm pretty sure I broke the record
for full marathon by a huge margin.
[03:21] Peck
But if I could climb up my Lyra's
bosom instead of a podium...
[03:24] Agata
Theodore Tompson.
[03:26] Agata
I assumed you understood
your position, but...
[03:31] Theodore
Stalled on my career track, I've been
polishing occult knick-knacks all these years.
[03:35] Theodore
I'm not in this for justice or a
desire to climb up the ladder.
[03:39] Theodore
As middle management
in a marginal organization,
[03:41] Theodore
I was going to live an
uneventful life until I retired...
[03:47] Theodore
But I have my pride.
[03:49] Lyra
He must truly resent...
[03:52] Cyrus
...his occult knick-knacks being destroyed.
[03:54] Brian
Go, Zeno.
[04:10] Zeno
Thank you.
[04:14] Peck
Go get 'em, y'all!
[04:40] Zeno
Are you okay?!
[04:43] Researcher
I've finished extracting the energy.
[04:45] Researcher
It's now ready to be transfer—
[05:11] Zeno
Shrimp!
[05:19] Noah
Who are you?
[05:21] Zeno
I'm...
[05:24] Zeno
I'm...
[05:25] Noah
Dad?
[05:34] Zeno
I'm sorry.
[05:36] Zeno
Forgive me.
[05:37] Zeno
It's... It's my fault!
[05:41] Noah
Is this for real?
[05:42] Noah
It really is you, Dad!
[05:44] Zeno
I... I bought the sandwich
you liked on my way home...
[05:48] Zeno
But you were gone.
[05:54] Zeno
I swore that I'd find you...
[05:59] Zeno
I'm sorry... I'm sorry, shrimp...
[06:02] Noah
Dad, my name is Noah, not "shrimp."
[06:05] Zeno
Yes, I know... I know.
[06:09] Noah
Where's Mom?
[06:11] Noah
Is Mom here?
[06:17] Noah
I see.
[06:20] Device
Begin energy transfer. Begin energy transfer.
[06:22] Zeno
What's happening?
[06:24] Noah
Ten long years...
[06:26] Device
Begin energy transfer...
[06:28] Noah
But finally, it's over.
[06:34] Theodore
Fire, fire, fire!
[06:37] Robin
Since he's always at the base...
[06:39] Bolts
He must have had some pent-up stress.
[06:43] Agata
How's the charging going?
[06:46] Masked Soldier
Very well, sir.
[06:49] Agata
It's finally time.
[06:57] Rubber
This is bad.
[06:59] Brian
Come out!
[07:00] Brian
I'm not interested in
vacuum-packing a pop star.
[07:07] Rubber
My, my. You've saved me twice now.
[07:10] Rubber
You truly are my prince.
[07:13] Brian
Wha... What are you...
[07:17] Rubber
The party is over!
[07:23] Agata
Why get in our way at this point?
[07:26] Agata
You Borderlanders must know
the fear of extraterrestrial beings,
[07:30] Agata
since you fight them yourselves.
[07:31] Rubber
That's exactly why.
[07:34] Rubber
Do you really think that aliens,
[07:35] Rubber
who have far more advanced intelligence
than the beings of Earth,
[07:38] Rubber
would try to invade with
only a single flying disc?
[07:41] Rubber
Suppose this UFO was just a recon aircraft,
which came to Earth to scout.
[07:48] Rubber
Then its purpose is to figure out
the coordinates of the potential colony
[07:51] Rubber
and send that information to the main unit.
[07:53] Rubber
In other words, if you activate it,
[07:56] Rubber
it will resend Earth's coordinates
to their mother ship.
[08:02] Rubber
No matter how big the universe is,
they'll be able to show up instantly.
[08:06] Rubber
When that happens...
[08:07] Rubber
It's Gray Shock all over again.
[08:15] Agata
Open the hatch!
[08:26] Brian
What is going on here?!
[08:33] Robin
Are you serious?
[08:35] Lyra
It's huge.
[08:37] Cyrus
I'm afraid we're not hallucinating.
[08:39] Bolts
It's a fair match for my pecs.
[08:42] Theodore
I can't ask for anything more
as an occult fan...
[08:44] Agata
I don't believe this.
[08:52] Brian
Is that...
[08:53] Rubber
Yes.
[08:58] Rubber
That's their mother ship.
[09:03] Masked Soldier
We have to request anti-aircraft troops!
[09:05] Agata
But...
[09:06] Brian
Enough already!
[09:07] Brian
This is no time for us to be fighting!
[09:09] Agata
H-However...
[09:11] Brian
The whole Earth is in danger!
[09:13] Brian
What's the point of us
quarreling over petty stuff?!
[09:15] Theodore
But those guys decimated
my precious collection—
[09:18] Brian
Who cares?!
[09:19] Brian
At this rate, what's left of it
is going to be burned to ashes!
[09:23] Brian
So is the old-fashioned UFO you
so desperately tried to activate!
[09:28] Brian
Humans, Borderlanders... it doesn't matter!
[09:31] Brian
All of us on Earth need to work together!
[09:41] Rubber
Brian Nightraider.
[09:43] Rubber
You may very well be a true Borderlander,
one who bridges the gap
[09:48] Rubber
between humans and Borderlanders.
[09:51] Rubber
Oops.
[10:14] Agata
I-It's all over...
[10:18] Rubber
We Borderlanders have been preparing
ourselves for a day like this...
[10:24] Rubber
since ancient times.
[10:29] Isabella
Sorry to make you wait, scum.
[10:32] Brian
Wh-What are they...
[10:35] Isabella
It's time for punishment.
[10:40] Narration
Isabella Thorn!
SIGN ISABELLA THORN
SIGN ISABELLA THORN
SIGN SADISTIC BEAUTY
SIGN SADISTIC BEAUTY
[10:43] Sakaki
I'm a former police executive.
SIGN GENZO SAKAKI
SIGN GENZO SAKAKI
[10:48] Narration
Genzo Sakaki!
SIGN CHAMELEON MAN
SIGN CHAMELEON MAN
[10:50] Bennett
I'll destroy you all, you bastards!
SIGN BENNET WELLS
SIGN BENNET WELLS
[10:54] Narration
Bennett Wells!
SIGN COMMANDO
COMMANDER
SIGN COMMANDO
COMMANDER
SIGN BRUCE GILLMAN
SIGN BRUCE GILLMAN
[11:00] Narration
Bruce Gillman!
SIGN SHARK IS SHARK
SIGN SHARK IS SHARK
[11:05] Rubber
Come on! It's showtime!
[11:07] Narration
Rubber Suit!
SIGN RUBBER SUIT
SIGN RUBBER SUIT
SIGN THE STAR
SIGN THE STAR
[11:13] Brian
So they're the real...
[11:15] Rubber
Marginal Service! Right?
SIGN Borderlander Service
[11:23] Bennett
Here we go!
[11:28] Cyrus
That drug... Confu, was it?
[11:30] Cyrus
That's how you use it.
[11:32] Lyra
It's an energy drink for Borderlanders.
[11:38] Sakaki
I've got plenty of guns and bullets!
[11:41] Robin
Didn't we see those guns at
the fort we were captured in?
[11:45] Bolts
Is this why they were dealing in arms?
[12:02] Theodore
Now I see how it is.
[12:06] Theodore
On the murals of ancient Sumer,
[12:09] Theodore
there's a depiction of a vehicle like
a UFO and god-like strange figures.
[12:14] Theodore
They were Borderlanders
fighting for Earth, not aliens.
[12:19] Theodore
It depicted the Borderlanders,
who have protected us since ancient times.
[12:25] Masked Soldier
I have detected an energy reading
on the bottom of the ship.
[12:35] Masked Soldier
The attack is expected to come
from south by southwest!
SIGN Shibujuku
[12:37] Robin
I-Is that the attack from the mother ship?
[12:40] Bolts
Are they targeting Shibujuku?
[12:46] Rubber
Is he ready?
[12:47] Isabella
No problem there.
[12:49] Isabella
We got him out of prison three days ago.
[12:52] Izuna
My ancestor was the collaborator
who helped Monk Tenkai,
[12:55] Izuna
the one who put up the barriers of five colors.
[12:58] Izuna
And I'm a huge fan of a superstar
who tries to protect Earth.
SIGN REN IZUNA
SIGN REN IZUNA
[13:06] Narration
Ren Izuna!
SIGN FIFTH COLOR GUARDIAN
SIGN FIFTH COLOR GUARDIAN
[13:25] Male Citizen 1
Hey, check that out.
[13:25] [SONG] Sign (White On Red)
Oppose New Bill!!
[13:25] [SONG] Sign (White On Red)
Oppose New Bill!!
[13:25] [SONG] Sign (White On Red)
Oppose New Bill!!
[13:25] [SONG] Sign (White On Red)
Oppose New Bill!!
[13:25] [SONG] Sign (Yellow)
Japan Is the UN's Dog
[13:25] [SONG] Sign (Red On White)
Don't Forgive UN Hypocrisy!
[13:27] Female Citizen 1
What's that light?
[13:30] Male Citizen 2
Wait, why?
[13:31] Female Citizen 2
My camera won't work.
[13:36] Eddie
I won't let them keep evidence.
[13:38] Eddie
Natural disasters are just like romance.
[13:40] Eddie
Memories should be enough.
[13:42] Narration
Eddie Snow!
SIGN EDDIE SNOW
SIGN EDDIE SNOW
SIGN AI GHOST
SIGN AI GHOST
[13:47] Masked Soldier
The energy reading disappeared.
[13:49] Agata
Did we avoid the attack?
[13:50] Brian
Was it the power of Borderlanders?
[13:52] Rubber
The barrier was a Hail Mary,
and it only works once.
[13:57] Rubber
Before the next attack comes, we have to
do something about the mother ship.
[14:00] Brian
Do what, though?
[14:03] Bolts
It's impossible with weapons like these.
[14:04] Robin
Military dispatch won't make it.
[14:07] Brian
No, there's a way.
[14:09] Brian
I saw it in a movie before.
[14:18] Peck
Are you seriously gonna fire up this thing?!
[14:20] Brian
Come on, just look for a launch button!
[14:22] Peck
There is no launch button.
[14:24] Brian
Huh?
[14:25] Theodore
No, no! Stop!
[14:27] Theodore
You need to handle it with care!
[14:30] Theodore
Wipe your paws!
[14:31] Peck
What?!
[14:32] Peck
Old man, don't tell me...
[14:33] Brian
You know how to operate it?
[14:36] Theodore
I'm an occult enthusiast, you know.
[14:50] Bennett
Stop popping off!
[14:52] Cyrus
Looks like your blood pressure is down.
[14:55] Cyrus
We need to give her more adrenaline.
[14:57] Lyra
Okay, Doctor.
[15:04] Brian
Here we go!
[15:05] Peck
V8! V8!
[15:06] Theodore
It's the psychic communication type,
as I thought.
[15:08] Theodore
By synchronizing the waves
of the operator and the UFO...
[15:12] Theodore
Huh?!
[15:13] Brian
Forget it! Just let me handle this!
[15:27] Brian
Damn it!
[15:30] Brian
What the heck?! Move!
[15:37] Robin
Go, Brian!
[15:38] Robin
Don't let Borderlanders steal the show!
[15:42] Noah
Are they seriously using that UFO?
[15:44] Zeno
Seems like it.
[15:46] Zeno
He's an idiot beyond hope.
[15:52] Noah
You sure about this?
[15:56] Noah
Mom told me... that you
were a legendary detective.
[16:01] Zeno
That was a long time ago.
[16:04] Noah
But you did come to rescue me.
[16:08] Zeno
I just don't want to lose you ever again.
[16:12] Noah
You won't.
[16:16] Noah
You'll always come back to me.
[16:20] Zeno
Noah...
[16:22] Noah
So, Dad...
[16:25] Noah
You should go.
[16:29] Brian
All right, then. Time to go save Earth.
[16:37] Rubber
I'm counting on you, Brian.
[16:44] Brian
Are you kidding me?
[16:47] Brian
Where are the missiles?!
[16:48] Brian
Doesn't this thing have missiles?!
[17:09] Brian
Are you serious?!
[17:10] Brian
How crazy can you be?!
[17:12] Zeno
Not more than you!
[17:14] Brian
Why did you come here?!
[17:16] Brian
You finally found your kid, didn't you?!
[17:18] Zeno
It's all to protect my kid!
[17:21] Zeno
He's finally gotten hold of his future.
[17:24] Zeno
I won't let aliens take that away from him!
[17:27] Brian
But you don't have to
throw yourself into danger!
[17:30] Zeno
You're still a newbie.
[17:32] Zeno
I can't leave it to you.
[17:33] Brian
Stop pulling seniority on me
just because you started first!
[17:38] Zeno
Do you think you're the oil driller
who'll blow himself up with the asteroid?
[17:42] Zeno
Or the alcoholic old man
who crashes into the spaceship?
[17:46] Brian
Shut up!
[17:47] Brian
I love old movies from back then!
[17:55] Brian
Oh, crap! The escape pod...
[17:58] Zeno
Let me teach you one thing.
[18:01] Zeno
This world is shit, and what's
lost will never come back.
[18:09] Zeno
My dead wife won't come back,
[18:11] Zeno
and ten happy years
with my son are still gone.
[18:15] Zeno
Your dead buddy won't
crawl out of his grave.
[18:20] Zeno
You always end up losing something,
so frankly, there's no point in living.
[18:25] Zeno
No matter how you look at it,
it's better to die quickly.
[18:31] Zeno
I'm sure you'd be happy if you
could die protecting Earth.
[18:35] Zeno
But...
[18:39] Zeno
I won't let you die alone.
[18:42] Zeno
Because we're buddies.
[18:47] Brian
Now you say that?
[18:49] Zeno
There's no such thing as too late.
[18:53] Brian
Well, maybe you're right.
[18:59] Zeno
Let's go!
[19:00] Brian
Yeah!
[19:16] Robin/Lyra/Peck/Theodore/Cyrus/Bolts
Marginal...
[19:17] Zeno/Brian
...explosion!
[19:43] Isabella
They aren't half bad for humans.
[19:46] Rubber
What a surprise.
[19:48] Rubber
To think that there are others who
can protect this planet besides us.
[19:55] Bolts
Zeno... Brian...
[19:57] Robin
We'll never forget you.
[19:59] Theodore
If only we had their bodies,
I could have mummified them...
[20:10] Noah
Dad...
[20:13] Cyrus
He's okay.
[20:15] Lyra
Did you really think those two would die?
[20:22] Brian
What the hell is this?
[20:25] Zeno
A new uniform with a built-in parachute.
[20:27] Zeno
I asked Lyra to develop it.
[20:30] Brian
Gimme a break!
[20:31] Brian
If we could escape, you could have—
[20:39] Brian
Hey! At least give me a hand here!
[20:44] Zeno
Not my problem.
[20:54] Brian/I
"This world is shit."
[20:56] Brian/I
Some nasty old man once said that,
[21:00] Brian/I
but perhaps because that ridiculous bill was
abolished, there are fewer protests these days.
SIGN Space Flare?!
Strange Light in Shibujuku's Sky
[21:04] Brian/I
And no one seems to notice
the inconvenient truth.
[21:08] Brian/I
Naturally, their terrible
research was discontinued,
[21:13] Brian/I
and the mastermind behind it will be punished.
[21:21] Brian/I
Our occult enthusiast's
collection was restored.
[21:25] Theodore
Hello, welcome.
[21:36] Brian/I
Work is nice and boring,
[21:39] Brian/I
and our teamwork is decent enough.
[21:44] Brian/I
Borderlanders seem to be
getting along with humans okay.
[21:49] Brian/I
Of course, there's no guarantee they
won't start causing trouble again.
[22:04] Brian/I
You might not be able to
get back what you've lost...
[22:42] Brian/I
But we can have some chicken
with our buddies.