E7 - No Magic? Are You Kidding Me?!

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[00:18] Erich
    So now Brother Helmut's
    married into a knightdom, too.
[00:21] Well
    That's how it was for you two as well, right?
[00:25] Paul
    The only reason anyone would want to marry
    us is to become your relative, honestly.
[00:33] Well
    No, I'm sure that's not the only reason.
[00:37] Paul
    Well, you'd better accept it already.
[00:39] Paul
    You're drawing the entire nation's attention.
[00:42] Paul
    You need to make a decision about the
    tournament soon, or you'll embarrass yourself.
[00:46] Well
    Tournament?
[00:48] Erich
    Haven't you heard about it?
[00:50] Erich
    It's a martial arts tournament the kingdom
    hosts once every three years.
[00:54] Erich
    I imagine you'll be
    participating this time, too.
[00:57] Well
    Huh? I will?
[00:58] Paul
    It's established that all nobles
    will participate at least once.
[01:02] Well
    Then I'll enter the mage division.
[01:04] Erich
    There isn't one.
[01:05] Well
    Huh?
[01:06] Erich
    There's only swordsmanship, spearmanship,
    archery, and hand-to-hand.
[01:11] Paul
    But a noble must earn respect for
    their splendid use of the sword.
[01:16] Paul
    So that settles it.
[01:17] Paul
    You'll be in the swordsmanship division.
[01:21] Well
    I see...
[01:25] Well
    Then I'll enhance my body with magic.
[01:28] Erich
    Use of magic is forbidden.
[01:31] Erich
    It's a contest of pure skill, after all.
[01:33] Well
    What? But that's...
[01:36] Well
    I wish there was a kitchen knife division.
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    No Magic? Are You Kidding Me?!
[03:24] Louise
    You always give up so quickly.
[03:26] Louise
    Come on, stand up!
[03:29] Er
    Hey, why don't we try a different regimen?
[03:32] Louise
    Huh? Why?
[03:34] Er
    Because I've been training
    with you every day
[03:36] ---
    for these past six months while you
    enhance your bodies with magic.
[03:40] Er
    I can't keep up anymore.
[03:42] Er
    I'm at my limit.
[03:44] Iina
    I don't have as much magic as Louise, either.
[03:47] Er
    Still, when you use your magic, you're stronger
    than the old man who taught you, right?
[03:51] Er
    That's incredible enough!
[03:54] Er
    While I'm... I'm just...
[03:56] Louise
    Hey, it's Well.
[04:01] Louise
    Huh? Did he have somewhere
    to go after the ceremony?
[04:05] Iina
    He mentioned he needed to
    talk to Cardinal Hohenheim.
[04:10] Er
    Jeez...
[04:11] Er
    Why don't I have any...
[04:18] Er
    ...talent for magic?!
[04:34] Iina
    We should participate in the
    martial arts tournament?
[04:37] Brantag
    Your lord said to put up a fight
    worthy of a retainer's daughter.
[04:42] Brantag
    If you make it through the preliminaries,
     that should be enough.
[04:45] Louise
    That's impossible! It's forbidden
     to use magic there!
[04:49] Brantag
    But if you lose in the first round,
    you'll bring shame on your lord.
[04:59] Er
    Huh? Where are you going?
[05:02] Louise
    To train without using magic.
[05:09] Brantag
    What, you don't need to train, boy?
[05:12] Er
    Even if I'm defeated, I have nothing to lose.
[05:15] Brantag
    Nothing to lose, huh?
[05:17] Brantag
    Could you still say that if you were
    removed from your adventuring party?
[05:22] Er
    Huh? Hold on a minute.
[05:24] Er
    Why would they cut me out?
[05:26] Brantag
    You're all two years away from turning
    15, which will make you adults.
[05:30] Brantag
    From then on, you'll officially be adventurers.
[05:32] Brantag
    But before then, it's only natural to let go
[05:36] ---
    of people who can't pull their weight.
[05:39] Er
    No way. We're connected at our souls.
[05:43] Brantag
    Don't be so naïve.
[05:46] Brantag
    Party members are comrades
[05:48] ---
    who entrust each other with their lives
    in order to achieve their goals.
[05:52] Brantag
    Feelings alone won't cut it.
[05:54] Brantag
    To be honest, I swapped out party
    members a few times myself.
[05:58] Er
    But still, Well would never...
[06:00] Brantag
    Anyway, just make sure you're
    not seen as a hindrance.
[06:07] Brantag
    This is good!
[06:08] Brantag
    What is this black paper?
[06:23] Well
    Nori's so good!
[06:25] Iina
    That reminds me. You're also participating
    in the tournament, aren't you?
[06:29] Well
    Yeah.
[06:29] Well
    And I picked up some information about that.
[06:33] Well
    Word has it that the winner
    of the past two tournaments,
[06:36] ---
    Warren, the Commander of the Royal Knights,
[06:38] Well
    is withdrawing his entry to help
    cultivate the next generation.
[06:42] Louise
    What?! Then victory's already ours!
[06:45] Well
    No, it's not. It just means
    it'll be a little easier.
[06:51] Well
    Um, also, I had something to
    discuss with all of you... uh...
[06:57] Well
    It's about our adventuring party.
[07:01] Well
    That's what I was meeting
    Cardinal Hohenheim about today.
[07:05] Well
    I was actually hoping we
    could add Elise to our party.
[07:09] Elise
    I hope we can all get along.
[07:13] Louise
    Oh, yeah, that's completely fine.
[07:16] Louise
    I mean, having her with us will
    be a big bonus for our party.
[07:20] Iina
    She does bring healing magic
    to our party, after all.
[07:24] Louise
    Want to enter the tournament
    with us while you're at it?
[07:26] Elise
    That does sound fun...
[07:28] Elise
    But there's no division I could enter.
[07:33] Well
    You're okay with it too, right, Er?
[07:35] Er
    Yeah, of course.
[07:37] Well
    That's great.
[07:38] Well
    Now I can focus on the martial arts tournament.
[07:41] Iina
    Huh? I'm surprised you're
    that interested in it.
[07:44] Well
    My goal is to not embarrass myself!
[07:47] Er
    In that case, I'm going to win.
[07:51] Er
    I'll be sure to win it!
[08:03] Louise
    Hey, wait! Wait a minute!
[08:08] Louise
    What's gotten into him?
[08:10] Iina
    Jeez!
[08:17] Er
    I'll win!
[08:19] Louise
    Twenty-six, twenty-seven...
[08:21] Iina
    Twenty-eight, twenty-nine...
[08:24] Louise
    Twenty-eight, twenty-nine...
[08:26] Well
    S-Seven...
[08:28] Er
    Ninety-six, ninety-seven...
[08:32] Er
    Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, victory!
[08:55] Er
    Victory!
[09:09] Well
    They're all incredible.
[09:11] Elise
    Yes.
[09:25] Louise
    It's annoying hearing "victory"
    over and over, but maybe...
[09:29] Iina
    Yeah, he might actually win it.
[09:32] Er
    Victory!
[09:37] Er
    Warren's going to be in the
     martial arts tournament?
[09:39] Well
    Apparently, the king told him that if he
    wanted to cultivate the next generation,
[09:42] ---
    he should become a hurdle
    for them to overcome,
[09:46] Well
    so now he's entering.
[10:08] Louise
    You're not doing your nightly training?
[10:12] Er
    Yeah, I'm not feeling so great.
[10:16] Louise
    Giving up now that Warren's entering?
[10:20] Er
    Have either of you seen Warren's matches?
[10:27] Er
    He's incredible.
[10:28] Er
    There's a reason he climbed all the way up to
[10:31] ---
    Commander of the Royal Knights despite
    being the third son of lesser nobility.
[10:35] Er
    He's already guaranteed to win.
[10:37] Louise
    But even if you don't win...
[10:39] Er
    No way. Since I don't have any talent for magic,
[10:43] ---
    I need to produce results like that,
     or I'll just be a hindrance.
[10:47] Iina
    None of us consider you a hindrance.
[10:52] Er
    People with a talent for magic
    couldn't understand how I feel.
[10:57] Louise
    Is that so?
[11:31] Er
    Well?
[11:38] Er
    Hey, Well, I just want to make sure...
[11:41] Er
    You wouldn't do anything
    like remove me from the party
[11:45] ---
    if I don't happen to win the
    martial arts tournament, right?
[11:54] Er
    Huh? What...
[11:56] Er
    Hey, wake up! Jeez!
[12:01] Well
    Sorry, Elise! I fell asleep
    while waiting for you...
[12:03] Er
    Elise? Would you wake up already?
[12:06] Well
    Er!
[12:08] Well
    Oh, well, apparently she's been feeling
    anxious about joining our party.
[12:14] Er
    Why? Elise would be plenty of
    help with her healing magic.
[12:18] Well
    It's her physical abilities.
[12:20] Well
    She's hasn't trained and honed her
    body like the rest of us have,
[12:25] Well
    so she's worried that she'll hinder us one day.
[12:31] Elise
    One...
[12:32] Well
    So lately, she's been at it every day.
[12:35] Well
    She doesn't want to worry everyone else,
    so she trains in secret early in the mornings.
[12:41] Well
    I guess everyone has insecurities,
    even the ones who seem perfect.
[12:45] Well
    So, did you need something?
[12:47] Er
    Oh, yeah.
[12:49] Er
    I'm going to win that tournament,
    so make sure you watch.
[12:52] Er
    Later.
[13:04] Er
    I'm sorry for being so preoccupied with myself.
[13:09] Louise
    Today I'm going to win!
[13:11] Iina
    I'm not going to lose!
[13:18] Er
    All right!
[13:35] Brantag
    You secured awfully good seats.
[13:38] Armstrong
    But only the finals will be conducted here.
[13:43] Armstrong
    We'll have to pray everyone makes
    it through the preliminaries first.
[13:55] Elise
    Um, if you're interested,
    I brought this for all of you.
[13:58] Iina
    Huh? A lunch box?
[14:01] ---
    Thank you!
[14:02] Louise
    Yahoo!
[14:03] Brantag
    All right, it's almost time to
    head to the preliminary arena.
[14:08] Well
    Ow!
[14:09] Iina
    Were you asleep?
[14:11] Louise
    You're as carefree as ever.
[14:13] Armstrong
    Feel free to come back here if you lose.
[14:17] Armstrong
    We'll welcome you all with open arms.
[14:21] Well
    Okay, let's go!
[14:25] Crowd
    Wendelin! Wendelin! Wendelin!
[14:32] Well
    Huh?
[14:35] Well
    Warren?!
[14:38] Well
    My first match is against Warren?!
[14:41] Well
    But my goal's still the same!
[14:43] Well
    Don't worry about victory!
[14:45] Well
    The most important thing...
[14:48] Well
    is putting up a fight
[14:52] ---
    that won't embarrass me!
[14:57] Well
    Huh?!
[15:13] Armstrong
    You came back so fast, it's like you
    were just out on a little shopping run!
[15:18] Brantag
    I hope Er and the other girls
    don't come back just as quickly.
[15:26] Well
    They won't be coming back that easily.
[15:55] Louise
    Yeah!
[16:02] Louise
    I'm back.
[16:07] Louise
    I lost in the semifinal round
    of the preliminaries.
[16:11] Well
    I see.
[16:13] Brantag
    You did pretty well, considering your
    Magic Fist Style is at a disadvantage
[16:16] ---
    when magic is forbidden.
[16:18] Brantag
    I'm sure your lord will be satisfied.
[16:30] Iina
    If I win this one, I'll clear the preliminaries.
[16:36] Iina
    That sound... It can't be...
[16:41] Iina
    The Spinning Spear guy?!
[16:44] Roderich
    Hmm? You're... with Sir Baumeister!
[16:48] Roderich
    Which means Sir Baumeister is
    somewhere here at this arena?!
[16:56] Iina
    Huh? This guy's surprisingly well defended!
[17:23] Roderich
    My Spinning Spear shall reach Sir Baumeister!
[17:36] Iina
    Good job out there.
[17:37] Louise
    Iina?! What happened?!
[17:40] Iina
    I lost the last match of the preliminaries.
[17:43] Iina
    To the Spinning Spear guy.
[17:45] Louise
    What?!
[17:47] Louise
    So that street performer
    guy was actually strong?
[17:50] Iina
    His name's Roderich,
    and he's more than just strong.
[17:54] Iina
    He was raised by a merchant family, so he
    knows how to do most kinds of accounting.
[17:58] Iina
    He knows the law, too.
[18:00] Iina
    Hey, are you listening, Well?
[18:04] Iina
    He's asleep, isn't he?
[18:06] Elise
    I'm sorry. Apparently he didn't
    get much sleep last night.
[18:10] Louise
    Last night? Why not?
[18:13] Elise
    The lunch boxes I gave you all earlier
    were actually made by Wendelin.
[18:29] Judge
    Winner: Erwin Von Arnim!
[18:34] Judge
    Only one more match before the final—
[18:48] Warren
    I'm looking forward to our match.
[18:56] Judge
    You mustn't risk what might happen.
[18:59] Judge
    You should forfeit now.
[19:01] Er
    But I promised I would win.
[19:05] Louise
    I just heard from Brantag.
[19:07] Louise
    He said he was a bit too harsh with you.
[19:10] Er
    No, it's the truth.
[19:12] Er
    I don't have any talent for magic,
[19:14] ---
    so it won't be that easy for me to
    remain a member of Well's party.
[19:21] Louise
    I'm guessing you haven't looked
    at your lunch box yet, then.
[19:25] Er
    My lunch box?
[19:28] Louise
    Go on, open it.
SIGN    our
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SIGN    do
SIGN    Let's
SIGN    !!
SIGN    Let's do our best!!
[19:36] Iina
    Well was up late last night making these.
[19:40] Louise
    He saw that we were all
    unusually excited for this,
[19:43] Louise
    so he was trying to figure out
    what he could do to help us.
[19:48] Iina
    What he eventually came up with was
    a lunch box to raise our spirits.
[19:52] Louise
    Well will always be Well.
[19:55] Louise
    Now and forever, probably.
[19:58] Iina
    So don't overdo it.
SIGN    Let's
[20:13] Er
    Take this.
[20:14] Iina
    Hey! Were you listening to us at all?!
[20:18] Er
    If a member of his party turned
    and ran before the enemy,
[20:22] Er
    Well would be a laughingstock, right?
[20:25] Er
    All right, I'll be back!
[21:03] Louise
    Good for both of them, finding proper mentors.
[21:07] Well
    Er's getting to learn from Warren, no less.
[21:10] Louise
    My mentor said he was willing
    to train you along with me, too.
[21:15] Louise
    Looks like it'll be smooth sailing
    toward becoming adventurers!
[21:19] Well
    You're right. We need to make the
    most out of these next two years.
[21:24] Well
    Though... who is your mentor, anyway?
[21:28] Well
    Huh?!
[21:30] Well
    No way!
[21:32] Well
    I guess I imagined it.
[21:35] Armstrong
    Sorry to keep you waiting!
[21:38] Well
    Muscles!
[21:44] Louise
    Master!
[21:46] Well
    I had a feeling this might happen.
[21:48] Armstrong
    Now, let's start a training regimen that will
    leave your mind and muscles trembling with joy!
[21:56] Armstrong
    Follow me!
[21:58] Louise
    Yeah! Let's go, Well!
[22:03] Well
    Fine, I'll do it! I'll become a musclehead!
[22:03] Armstrong
    I'm going to train you up!
[22:06] Armstrong
    Yeah!