E7 - No Magic? Are You Kidding Me?!
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[00:18] Erich
So now Brother Helmut's
married into a knightdom, too.
[00:21] Well
That's how it was for you two as well, right?
[00:25] Paul
The only reason anyone would want to marry
us is to become your relative, honestly.
[00:33] Well
No, I'm sure that's not the only reason.
[00:37] Paul
Well, you'd better accept it already.
[00:39] Paul
You're drawing the entire nation's attention.
[00:42] Paul
You need to make a decision about the
tournament soon, or you'll embarrass yourself.
[00:46] Well
Tournament?
[00:48] Erich
Haven't you heard about it?
[00:50] Erich
It's a martial arts tournament the kingdom
hosts once every three years.
[00:54] Erich
I imagine you'll be
participating this time, too.
[00:57] Well
Huh? I will?
[00:58] Paul
It's established that all nobles
will participate at least once.
[01:02] Well
Then I'll enter the mage division.
[01:04] Erich
There isn't one.
[01:05] Well
Huh?
[01:06] Erich
There's only swordsmanship, spearmanship,
archery, and hand-to-hand.
[01:11] Paul
But a noble must earn respect for
their splendid use of the sword.
[01:16] Paul
So that settles it.
[01:17] Paul
You'll be in the swordsmanship division.
[01:21] Well
I see...
[01:25] Well
Then I'll enhance my body with magic.
[01:28] Erich
Use of magic is forbidden.
[01:31] Erich
It's a contest of pure skill, after all.
[01:33] Well
What? But that's...
[01:36] Well
I wish there was a kitchen knife division.
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No Magic? Are You Kidding Me?!
[03:24] Louise
You always give up so quickly.
[03:26] Louise
Come on, stand up!
[03:29] Er
Hey, why don't we try a different regimen?
[03:32] Louise
Huh? Why?
[03:34] Er
Because I've been training
with you every day
[03:36] ---
for these past six months while you
enhance your bodies with magic.
[03:40] Er
I can't keep up anymore.
[03:42] Er
I'm at my limit.
[03:44] Iina
I don't have as much magic as Louise, either.
[03:47] Er
Still, when you use your magic, you're stronger
than the old man who taught you, right?
[03:51] Er
That's incredible enough!
[03:54] Er
While I'm... I'm just...
[03:56] Louise
Hey, it's Well.
[04:01] Louise
Huh? Did he have somewhere
to go after the ceremony?
[04:05] Iina
He mentioned he needed to
talk to Cardinal Hohenheim.
[04:10] Er
Jeez...
[04:11] Er
Why don't I have any...
[04:18] Er
...talent for magic?!
[04:34] Iina
We should participate in the
martial arts tournament?
[04:37] Brantag
Your lord said to put up a fight
worthy of a retainer's daughter.
[04:42] Brantag
If you make it through the preliminaries,
that should be enough.
[04:45] Louise
That's impossible! It's forbidden
to use magic there!
[04:49] Brantag
But if you lose in the first round,
you'll bring shame on your lord.
[04:59] Er
Huh? Where are you going?
[05:02] Louise
To train without using magic.
[05:09] Brantag
What, you don't need to train, boy?
[05:12] Er
Even if I'm defeated, I have nothing to lose.
[05:15] Brantag
Nothing to lose, huh?
[05:17] Brantag
Could you still say that if you were
removed from your adventuring party?
[05:22] Er
Huh? Hold on a minute.
[05:24] Er
Why would they cut me out?
[05:26] Brantag
You're all two years away from turning
15, which will make you adults.
[05:30] Brantag
From then on, you'll officially be adventurers.
[05:32] Brantag
But before then, it's only natural to let go
[05:36] ---
of people who can't pull their weight.
[05:39] Er
No way. We're connected at our souls.
[05:43] Brantag
Don't be so naïve.
[05:46] Brantag
Party members are comrades
[05:48] ---
who entrust each other with their lives
in order to achieve their goals.
[05:52] Brantag
Feelings alone won't cut it.
[05:54] Brantag
To be honest, I swapped out party
members a few times myself.
[05:58] Er
But still, Well would never...
[06:00] Brantag
Anyway, just make sure you're
not seen as a hindrance.
[06:07] Brantag
This is good!
[06:08] Brantag
What is this black paper?
[06:23] Well
Nori's so good!
[06:25] Iina
That reminds me. You're also participating
in the tournament, aren't you?
[06:29] Well
Yeah.
[06:29] Well
And I picked up some information about that.
[06:33] Well
Word has it that the winner
of the past two tournaments,
[06:36] ---
Warren, the Commander of the Royal Knights,
[06:38] Well
is withdrawing his entry to help
cultivate the next generation.
[06:42] Louise
What?! Then victory's already ours!
[06:45] Well
No, it's not. It just means
it'll be a little easier.
[06:51] Well
Um, also, I had something to
discuss with all of you... uh...
[06:57] Well
It's about our adventuring party.
[07:01] Well
That's what I was meeting
Cardinal Hohenheim about today.
[07:05] Well
I was actually hoping we
could add Elise to our party.
[07:09] Elise
I hope we can all get along.
[07:13] Louise
Oh, yeah, that's completely fine.
[07:16] Louise
I mean, having her with us will
be a big bonus for our party.
[07:20] Iina
She does bring healing magic
to our party, after all.
[07:24] Louise
Want to enter the tournament
with us while you're at it?
[07:26] Elise
That does sound fun...
[07:28] Elise
But there's no division I could enter.
[07:33] Well
You're okay with it too, right, Er?
[07:35] Er
Yeah, of course.
[07:37] Well
That's great.
[07:38] Well
Now I can focus on the martial arts tournament.
[07:41] Iina
Huh? I'm surprised you're
that interested in it.
[07:44] Well
My goal is to not embarrass myself!
[07:47] Er
In that case, I'm going to win.
[07:51] Er
I'll be sure to win it!
[08:03] Louise
Hey, wait! Wait a minute!
[08:08] Louise
What's gotten into him?
[08:10] Iina
Jeez!
[08:17] Er
I'll win!
[08:19] Louise
Twenty-six, twenty-seven...
[08:21] Iina
Twenty-eight, twenty-nine...
[08:24] Louise
Twenty-eight, twenty-nine...
[08:26] Well
S-Seven...
[08:28] Er
Ninety-six, ninety-seven...
[08:32] Er
Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, victory!
[08:55] Er
Victory!
[09:09] Well
They're all incredible.
[09:11] Elise
Yes.
[09:25] Louise
It's annoying hearing "victory"
over and over, but maybe...
[09:29] Iina
Yeah, he might actually win it.
[09:32] Er
Victory!
[09:37] Er
Warren's going to be in the
martial arts tournament?
[09:39] Well
Apparently, the king told him that if he
wanted to cultivate the next generation,
[09:42] ---
he should become a hurdle
for them to overcome,
[09:46] Well
so now he's entering.
[10:08] Louise
You're not doing your nightly training?
[10:12] Er
Yeah, I'm not feeling so great.
[10:16] Louise
Giving up now that Warren's entering?
[10:20] Er
Have either of you seen Warren's matches?
[10:27] Er
He's incredible.
[10:28] Er
There's a reason he climbed all the way up to
[10:31] ---
Commander of the Royal Knights despite
being the third son of lesser nobility.
[10:35] Er
He's already guaranteed to win.
[10:37] Louise
But even if you don't win...
[10:39] Er
No way. Since I don't have any talent for magic,
[10:43] ---
I need to produce results like that,
or I'll just be a hindrance.
[10:47] Iina
None of us consider you a hindrance.
[10:52] Er
People with a talent for magic
couldn't understand how I feel.
[10:57] Louise
Is that so?
[11:31] Er
Well?
[11:38] Er
Hey, Well, I just want to make sure...
[11:41] Er
You wouldn't do anything
like remove me from the party
[11:45] ---
if I don't happen to win the
martial arts tournament, right?
[11:54] Er
Huh? What...
[11:56] Er
Hey, wake up! Jeez!
[12:01] Well
Sorry, Elise! I fell asleep
while waiting for you...
[12:03] Er
Elise? Would you wake up already?
[12:06] Well
Er!
[12:08] Well
Oh, well, apparently she's been feeling
anxious about joining our party.
[12:14] Er
Why? Elise would be plenty of
help with her healing magic.
[12:18] Well
It's her physical abilities.
[12:20] Well
She's hasn't trained and honed her
body like the rest of us have,
[12:25] Well
so she's worried that she'll hinder us one day.
[12:31] Elise
One...
[12:32] Well
So lately, she's been at it every day.
[12:35] Well
She doesn't want to worry everyone else,
so she trains in secret early in the mornings.
[12:41] Well
I guess everyone has insecurities,
even the ones who seem perfect.
[12:45] Well
So, did you need something?
[12:47] Er
Oh, yeah.
[12:49] Er
I'm going to win that tournament,
so make sure you watch.
[12:52] Er
Later.
[13:04] Er
I'm sorry for being so preoccupied with myself.
[13:09] Louise
Today I'm going to win!
[13:11] Iina
I'm not going to lose!
[13:18] Er
All right!
[13:35] Brantag
You secured awfully good seats.
[13:38] Armstrong
But only the finals will be conducted here.
[13:43] Armstrong
We'll have to pray everyone makes
it through the preliminaries first.
[13:55] Elise
Um, if you're interested,
I brought this for all of you.
[13:58] Iina
Huh? A lunch box?
[14:01] ---
Thank you!
[14:02] Louise
Yahoo!
[14:03] Brantag
All right, it's almost time to
head to the preliminary arena.
[14:08] Well
Ow!
[14:09] Iina
Were you asleep?
[14:11] Louise
You're as carefree as ever.
[14:13] Armstrong
Feel free to come back here if you lose.
[14:17] Armstrong
We'll welcome you all with open arms.
[14:21] Well
Okay, let's go!
[14:25] Crowd
Wendelin! Wendelin! Wendelin!
[14:32] Well
Huh?
[14:35] Well
Warren?!
[14:38] Well
My first match is against Warren?!
[14:41] Well
But my goal's still the same!
[14:43] Well
Don't worry about victory!
[14:45] Well
The most important thing...
[14:48] Well
is putting up a fight
[14:52] ---
that won't embarrass me!
[14:57] Well
Huh?!
[15:13] Armstrong
You came back so fast, it's like you
were just out on a little shopping run!
[15:18] Brantag
I hope Er and the other girls
don't come back just as quickly.
[15:26] Well
They won't be coming back that easily.
[15:55] Louise
Yeah!
[16:02] Louise
I'm back.
[16:07] Louise
I lost in the semifinal round
of the preliminaries.
[16:11] Well
I see.
[16:13] Brantag
You did pretty well, considering your
Magic Fist Style is at a disadvantage
[16:16] ---
when magic is forbidden.
[16:18] Brantag
I'm sure your lord will be satisfied.
[16:30] Iina
If I win this one, I'll clear the preliminaries.
[16:36] Iina
That sound... It can't be...
[16:41] Iina
The Spinning Spear guy?!
[16:44] Roderich
Hmm? You're... with Sir Baumeister!
[16:48] Roderich
Which means Sir Baumeister is
somewhere here at this arena?!
[16:56] Iina
Huh? This guy's surprisingly well defended!
[17:23] Roderich
My Spinning Spear shall reach Sir Baumeister!
[17:36] Iina
Good job out there.
[17:37] Louise
Iina?! What happened?!
[17:40] Iina
I lost the last match of the preliminaries.
[17:43] Iina
To the Spinning Spear guy.
[17:45] Louise
What?!
[17:47] Louise
So that street performer
guy was actually strong?
[17:50] Iina
His name's Roderich,
and he's more than just strong.
[17:54] Iina
He was raised by a merchant family, so he
knows how to do most kinds of accounting.
[17:58] Iina
He knows the law, too.
[18:00] Iina
Hey, are you listening, Well?
[18:04] Iina
He's asleep, isn't he?
[18:06] Elise
I'm sorry. Apparently he didn't
get much sleep last night.
[18:10] Louise
Last night? Why not?
[18:13] Elise
The lunch boxes I gave you all earlier
were actually made by Wendelin.
[18:29] Judge
Winner: Erwin Von Arnim!
[18:34] Judge
Only one more match before the final—
[18:48] Warren
I'm looking forward to our match.
[18:56] Judge
You mustn't risk what might happen.
[18:59] Judge
You should forfeit now.
[19:01] Er
But I promised I would win.
[19:05] Louise
I just heard from Brantag.
[19:07] Louise
He said he was a bit too harsh with you.
[19:10] Er
No, it's the truth.
[19:12] Er
I don't have any talent for magic,
[19:14] ---
so it won't be that easy for me to
remain a member of Well's party.
[19:21] Louise
I'm guessing you haven't looked
at your lunch box yet, then.
[19:25] Er
My lunch box?
[19:28] Louise
Go on, open it.
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[19:36] Iina
Well was up late last night making these.
[19:40] Louise
He saw that we were all
unusually excited for this,
[19:43] Louise
so he was trying to figure out
what he could do to help us.
[19:48] Iina
What he eventually came up with was
a lunch box to raise our spirits.
[19:52] Louise
Well will always be Well.
[19:55] Louise
Now and forever, probably.
[19:58] Iina
So don't overdo it.
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[20:13] Er
Take this.
[20:14] Iina
Hey! Were you listening to us at all?!
[20:18] Er
If a member of his party turned
and ran before the enemy,
[20:22] Er
Well would be a laughingstock, right?
[20:25] Er
All right, I'll be back!
[21:03] Louise
Good for both of them, finding proper mentors.
[21:07] Well
Er's getting to learn from Warren, no less.
[21:10] Louise
My mentor said he was willing
to train you along with me, too.
[21:15] Louise
Looks like it'll be smooth sailing
toward becoming adventurers!
[21:19] Well
You're right. We need to make the
most out of these next two years.
[21:24] Well
Though... who is your mentor, anyway?
[21:28] Well
Huh?!
[21:30] Well
No way!
[21:32] Well
I guess I imagined it.
[21:35] Armstrong
Sorry to keep you waiting!
[21:38] Well
Muscles!
[21:44] Louise
Master!
[21:46] Well
I had a feeling this might happen.
[21:48] Armstrong
Now, let's start a training regimen that will
leave your mind and muscles trembling with joy!
[21:56] Armstrong
Follow me!
[21:58] Louise
Yeah! Let's go, Well!
[22:03] Well
Fine, I'll do it! I'll become a musclehead!
[22:03] Armstrong
I'm going to train you up!
[22:06] Armstrong
Yeah!