E6 - A Bullet Tour? Are You Kidding Me?!

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[00:11] Er
    So what happened to becoming
    Well's concubines?
[00:16] Louise
    Oh, Operation Concubine Seduction?
[00:19] Louise
    Well, we're already his fellow party members.
[00:22] Louise
    We figure there's no need to rush things.
[00:24] Iina
    Besides, our summer break is almost over.
[00:28] Louise
    So we'll resume Operation Concubine
    Seduction after we return to Breichburg.
[00:35] Louise
    Look forward to it.
[00:38] Er
    I guess he does have Elise
    in the capital, after all.
[00:47] Elise
    Pardon the intrusion.
[00:49] Erich
    She says she's come here to see Well.
[00:51] Er
    Oh, um... Well's been summoned
    to the castle, you see...
[00:55] Elise
    Yes... I was just hoping to talk a bit.
[01:04] Elise
    Um, would you all mind if I asked you...
[01:09] Elise
    what kind of man Baronet Baumeister is?
[01:16] King
    I would like you to slay a dragon.
[01:20] Well
    Dra—
[01:23] Well
    I humbly accept.
[01:27] Well
    I'm a corporate slave.
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SIGN    The Kingdom of Helmut
SIGN    Episode 6
    A Bullet Tour? Are You Kidding Me?!
[03:00] Warren
    Palkenya Prairie.
[03:02] Warren
    If we can develop this region,
[03:04] ---
    we'll resolve the food shortages in the capital.
[03:07] Warren
    But this prairie is the territory
    of an ancient dragon, Greigorland,
[03:12] Warren
    making development difficult.
[03:15] Brantag
    So that's why you want us.
SIGN    Dukedom of Blois
SIGN    Brotrich
[03:17] Warren
    Only mages can withstand a dragon's breath.
[03:21] Well
    But just the two of us?
[03:26] King
    Worry not.
[03:28] King
    There will be three of you, not two.
[03:32] Armstrong
    Excuse me!
[03:34] Armstrong
    Ah, Sir Brantag!
[03:37] Brantag
    I see. So this is the third man.
[03:40] Armstrong
    It's been a long time.
[03:42] Armstrong
    Good to see you're doing well!
[03:45] Armstrong
    So this young man must be the
    hero who slew that bone dragon!
[03:51] Well
    Um, is there something...
[03:58] Armstrong
    You're even better than I hoped!
[04:01] Warren
    You're before His Majesty.
[04:02] Armstrong
    Oh, right.
[04:09] Armstrong
    Your Majesty, the three of us shall
    set out for Palkenya Prairie at once.
[04:15] Well
    Huh? At once?
[04:19] Armstrong
    We vow to put an end to that
    loathsome dragon for good!
[04:26] King
    I'm counting on you.
[04:30] Well
    He has incredible magic power,
[04:33] ---
    but he looks more like a legendary warrior.
[04:35] Brantag
    No, that's the Palace Magician, Armstrong.
[04:40] Brantag
    He's a respectable mage.
[04:51] Well
    He's fast.
[04:53] Brantag
    Disturbingly so.
[04:55] Armstrong
    First, we'll be going to the military garrison
     that's on the border of Palkenya Prairie.
[05:00] Armstrong
    There, we'll iron out our strategy,
    make what preparations are needed,
[05:04] Armstrong
    and then head off to slay the dragon!
[05:07] Well
    Preparations, huh?
[05:09] Well
    I bet this means trouble for the others, too.
[05:15] Er
    Baronet Baumeister?
[05:18] Erich
    We just received a messenger from the palace.
[05:21] Erich
    Remember how Well and the others
    left to slay a dragon a few days ago?
[05:26] Erich
    Apparently, there are a lot of
    monsters living on that prairie,
[05:30] Erich
    and there's a chance they
    might attack the towns
[05:32] Erich
    once the dragon's gone and nothing
    is left to keep them in check,
[05:36] Erich
    so they've decided to try
    and exterminate them.
[05:40] Erich
    Baronet Baumeister and the garrison
    have been stuck with that mission.
[05:46] Iina
    Wait a moment.
[05:47] Iina
    Well doesn't have an army.
[05:50] Erich
    Which is why they've formed a temporary army.
[05:54] Iina
    Shouldn't a landed noble with an actual
    army be put in charge of that mission?
[06:00] Erich
    Yeah, but they would want the land, so...
[06:03] Iina
    Huh? So you mean...
[06:06] Erich
    Yes. The palace doesn't want
    to give away the vast lands
[06:09] ---
    they're hoping to acquire as
    a reward for merits in battle.
[06:18] Iina
    So that's why they're turning to Well,
    a noble of the robe who owns no land.
[06:23] Erich
    They can settle the matter of rewards with
    medals and money if it's a noble of the robe.
[06:28] Roderich
    My Spinning Spear is perfect
    for exterminating monsters!
[06:37] Louise
    They're the ones who'll be in
    Baronet Baumeister's army?
[06:40] Er
    It must be tough being the commander.
[06:44] Erich
    Normally, Well should take up that role,
[06:46] Erich
    but when he's not around,
    his retainer will have to do it for him.
[06:50] Er
    Right. He'll need his retainer...
[06:54] Er
    Retainer?!
[06:55] Erich
    We're counting on you.
[06:57] Er
    Hold on! I-I can't take command just like that!
[07:00] Iina
    You'll just have to.
[07:02] Iina
    You're Well's only retainer, after all.
[07:04] Erich
    I'll help you out, too.
[07:06] Erich
    Anyway, it's mostly just in name only.
[07:08] Er
    But still...
[07:10] Louise
    You'll be fine!
[07:11] Louise
    No one's expecting you to
    be a replacement for Well.
[07:15] Louise
    But the army needs someone
    to put on a pedestal.
[07:18] Louise
    Meaning you're just a figurehead!
[07:21] Louise
    So do your best out there!
[07:23] Louise
    R-Right...
[07:26] Iina
    I can understand why you'd be worried, though,
[07:29] ---
    with a ragtag army like that.
[07:32] Erich
    That may be true,
[07:35] ---
    but I think you can rely on them.
[07:46] Erich
    Every one of them is a noble's
    child or masterless retainer.
[07:51] Erich
    They're all hoping to earn some glory
[07:53] Erich
    in this battle and fuel their rise in society,
[07:55] Erich
    so they're brimming with optimistic ambition.
[08:11] Iina
    Sorry... I might be getting anxious, too.
[08:14] Er
    This will basically be our
    debut battle, after all.
[08:17] Louise
    We'll be fine.
[08:19] Louise
    Well's debut battle was
    against a bone dragon, right?
[08:22] Louise
    Compared to that, regular monsters are nothi—
[08:30] Erise
    Forgive me for visiting so late.
[08:32] Er
    Elise? What brings you here?
[08:34] Elise
    Priests who can use healing magic
    were ordered to join the campaign.
[08:39] Er
    Oh, so that's why.
[08:43] Elise
    Um, where's Baronet Baumeister?
[08:47] Iina
    He just left the garrison a little while ago.
[08:52] Louise
    He said he was going to be camping
    out near the dragon's den tonight.
[08:57] Louise
    When dawn comes,
    they're setting out to slay it.
[09:02] Elise
    I see.
[09:18] Armstrong
    All right, let the battle begin!
[09:22] Armstrong
    ...begin!
[09:38] Armstrong
    Magic Mobile Armor, equip!
[10:12] Well
    That's the magic that converts
    magic power into physical objects?
[10:14] Brantag
    Yeah.
[10:16] Brantag
    On top of that,
[10:17] Brantag
    its defensive strength is overwhelmingly
    greater than a magic barrier.
[10:22] Brantag
    What's more...
[10:23] Brantag
    is his unparalleled physical enhancement.
[10:27] Brantag
    You should start getting ready, boy.
[10:29] Well
    Right!
[10:32] Armstrong
    You're not getting away!
[10:34] Well
    Does he really need us here?
[10:37] Brantag
    Maybe not.
[10:39] Brantag
    But his Magic Mobile Armor
    consumes magic power quickly.
[10:45] Brantag
    If his magic runs out on him, it's all over.
[10:50] Brantag
    That's why he's focusing on pinning it down
    so you can deal the finishing blow.
[10:56] Armstrong
    Now, young man!
[10:58] Well
    R-Right!
[11:02] Well
    I want to go home already!
[11:16] Iina
    Elise.
[11:19] Iina
    I was wondering if you'd like
    to join us for breakfast.
[11:23] Elise
    Of course.
[11:27] Elise
    What is this?
[11:28] Er
    Well taught us about these.
[11:30] Er
    He called them "miso balls."
[11:32] Louise
    Watch. You crush them with a spoon like this.
[11:35] Elise
    Crush them?
[11:37] Louise
    There, now it's miso soup! Try it!
[11:44] Elise
    It's delicious.
[11:45] Er
    I guess even the Saint shares our tastes.
[11:48] Iina
    Of course she does!
[11:51] Iina
    What do you think she is?
[11:52] Er
    Hey, I was just saying it
    because I thought it was cute.
[11:56] Louise
    You can send him to hell if you want.
[11:57] Er
    What's wrong with that?
    It was my honest impression!
[11:59] Iina
    The way you said it sounded creepy!
[12:01] Er
    What do you mean, creepy? How was that creepy?!
[12:02] Paul
    Hey, we have a messenger!
[12:03] Iina
    It was creepy!
[12:06] Paul
    Well and the others have defeated the dragon!
[12:09] All
    Yeah!
[12:20] Brantag
    All right, boy, now hurry up and collect it.
[12:35] Brantag
    You're getting the hang of this.
[12:37] Well
    I was told that there wouldn't
    be a reward for this mission.
[12:41] Armstrong
    Not much we can do when they're calling
    this campaign our obligation as nobles.
[12:46] Brantag
    But you can get more money from selling
    that dragon's parts than from any reward,
[12:53] ---
    so it's not an issue.
[12:54] Well
    Anyway, I guess that takes care of that.
[12:59] Armstrong
    But the real trouble has only just begun.
[13:02] Armstrong
    It's time to brace your
    spirit and your muscles.
[13:07] Well
    But all that's left is taking
    down weaker enemies, right?
[13:10] Brantag
    Boy, do you understand what the scariest
    part of exterminating monsters is?
[13:15] Well
    Huh? There's something more
    terrifying than a dragon?
[13:18] Brantag
    What was it that killed your master?
[13:21] Well
    Numbers...
[13:38] Priest
    Elise, over here.
[13:41] Elise
    All right.
[13:42] Priest
    I'm sorry, we're out of magic.
[13:48] Soldier
    Saint...
[13:50] Elise
    It's all right. Rest easy now.
[13:58] Soldier
    That's "Saint" Hohenheim.
[14:01] Soldier
    We have the Saint behind us.
[14:06] Soldier
    Please help!
[14:08] Priest
    Take him over there.
[14:09] Soldier
    Are you okay?
[14:10] Soldier
    Yeah, I think so.
[14:11] Soldier
    My God, I've never seen
    that many monsters before.
[14:15] Soldier
    Yeah, the front line is in complete chaos.
[14:18] Soldier
    The only reason we're holding
    out is thanks to those mages.
[14:24] Soldier
    But who knows how long that's going to last?
[14:26] Soldier
    Yeah, their magic power isn't unlimited.
[14:29] Soldier
    Ow...
[14:30] Priest
    Elise, could you help over here, too?
[14:34] Elise
    Yes.
[14:48] Elise
    My magic power...
[14:50] Soldier
    Saint, help... Please help...
[15:29] Soldier
    Saint!
[15:32] Elise
    What's wrong?
[15:33] Soldier
    Um, I heard that you were
    engaged to the Dragon Slayer...
[15:40] Soldier
    Man, that guy really is incredible.
[15:44] Elise
    He's safe, then?
[15:46] Soldier
    He's more than safe.
[15:48] Soldier
    Ever since we started exterminating the
    monsters, he's been fighting on the front line.
[15:52] Soldier
    Honestly, we've only been able to
    hold out this long because of him.
[15:56] Soldier
    At this point, he's bolstering
    the spirits of the entire army.
[16:00] Soldier
    He really is a hero, that Dragon Slayer!
[16:03] Elise
    I see.
[16:05] Soldier
    Born heroes really are different
    from the rest of us.
[16:14] (Flashback) Well
    Even today, part of me is wondering
    if I'm actually acting like a hero.
[16:20] (Flashback) Well
    I'm not even that brave.
[16:39] Soldier
    Saint...
[16:46] Elise
    He is still pretending to be our hero.
[16:51] Elise
    So I must also...
[16:56] Soldier
    Saint...
[16:59] Soldier
    Thank you so much.
[17:08] Elise
    Excuse me!
[17:11] Elise
    Please give me medical tools, too.
[17:15] Priest
    Here.
[17:16] Elise
    Thank you.
[17:18] Elise
    I've used up all of my magic power.
[17:21] Elise
    But there's still more I can—
[17:23] Soldier
    A messenger!
[17:25] Soldier
    The troops are returning from the front line!
[17:30] Soldier
    We won...
[17:31] Soldier
    We won!
[17:42] Soldier
    Rescue team!
[17:45] Soldier
    Please come at once!
[17:46] Soldier
    Sir Baumeister has been
    carried here with an injury!
[17:58] Elise
    Baronet Baumeister!
[18:04] Well
    Elise?
[18:14] Well
    Elise? Elise?!
[18:24] Well
    Oh, don't force yourself.
[18:27] Elise
    No, I'm fine now.
[18:30] Well
    I heard many stories about
    you on the front line.
[18:34] Elise
    Huh?
[18:35] Well
    One of the older soldiers
    who had been badly hurt said,
[18:39] Well
    "I was rescued by the Saint
    at the medical tents."
[18:43] Well
    "We have the Saint on our side,
    so we can be strong and fight again."
[18:50] Well
    Everyone was able to fight until the very end
[18:52] ---
    because of all your hard work as the Saint.
[18:56] Well
    Thank you.
[19:01] Well
    Oh, wait here. I'll bring you some water.
[19:12] Well
    Elise?
[19:14] Elise
    You're not a hero.
[19:18] ---
    That's just...
[19:24] Elise
    I understand that you're not some hero...
[19:42] Armstrong
    My niece! I'm sorry we worried you!
[19:48] Well
    Huh? Niece?!
[19:50] Brantag
    What, you didn't know?
[19:53] Brantag
    Elise is the magician's niece.
[19:56] Well
    What?!
[20:20] Well
    Huh?
[20:20] Well
    W-Wait, w-wait, wait!
[20:21] Well
    When was this made?!
[20:23] Er
    Huh? When you were promoted to baron.
[20:26] Er
    See?
[20:26] Er
    There are two medals.
[20:31] Well
    Forget about that. Just bring our stuff in.
[20:36] Iina
    I can't believe we wound
    up staying in the capital.
[20:39] Louise
    Duke Bleichröder's way too dense.
[20:42] ---
    Calling for a continuation of our training
    in the capital at this point in time...
[20:48] Elise
    Sir Wendelin, does the miso go in the kitchen?
[20:51] Well
    I'll carry that, Elise.
[20:55] Louise
    I guess they would start
    living together after that.
[20:58] Iina
    Trying to appeal to him in front
    of his official wife seems a little...
[21:02] Louise
    This is the worst crisis for
    Operation Concubine Seduction!
[21:05] Elise
    That reminds me, there is one
    thing I wanted to ask you.
[21:08] Well
    What's that?
[21:09] Elise
    I was under the impression that you were
    already engaged to Iina and Louise.
[21:18] Well
    N-No, I'm not.
[21:22] Elise
    I see.
[21:23] Elise
    I just assumed you were,
    since you were living together.
[21:26] Well
    What about you, Elise?
[21:28] Well
    I mean, how do you feel about... concubines?
[21:32] Elise
    I think it's perfectly normal.
[21:34] Well
    That's the same businesslike
    response everyone else gives me.
[21:38] Both
    Then we'd like to marry you, too!
[21:40] Well
    What?!
[21:42] Iina
    I feel like this moment is our only chance!
[21:45] Louise
    This is biggest turning point in
    Operation Concubine Seduction!
[21:53] Well
    Then... okay, I guess.
[21:56] Louise
    Yes!
[21:59] Louise
    And that concludes Operation
    Concubine Seduction!
[22:04] Elise
    She seems so happy.